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clips of news bloopers that are R rated that happened live on the air

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00:00Thank you, Ross. I have to ask the question that everyone is wondering. What's a G-SIB in 10 seconds?
00:08A globally significant bank. One that's too big to fail. You don't want them to fail.
00:12Yeah, we've learnt something new for the day.
00:14There you go. A G-SIB.
00:16That was my chair.
00:17Gee whiz.
00:18Me from WD-40.
00:20WD-40, please. How dare you suggest anything else?
00:24I thought just everyone had heard it.
00:26Well, you couldn't suggest it.
00:28What you do, prepare yourself a tray with a little bit of passman sheet, passman sheet underneath and then you start to, let's not start with this, so then you start to roll your pastry out, stay with me, okay?
00:57And this is going to be, it's going to be shit all the way.
01:00So, you know, is there any other word for this so then I can use?
01:04Just a sheet. Just a sheet.
01:05He's standing in front of the net with about eight inches of his shaft in his hand.
01:09So, if they're cancelling the train, does that mean that you and I are having another night in bed together?
01:18That's a long story.
01:19Oh, my goodness.
01:20I have no words, except that we're going to be on YouTube in a few minutes.
01:26And the last one, Lisa?
01:28Check out...
01:29Thanks, Carl.
01:31Check out my flaps is the headline on the Northern Territory News.
01:35Peter Rogers has put his plugger blowouts to good use, turning them into makeshift mud flaps.
01:42He's very proud of those mud flaps, isn't he?
01:45Two thumbs up.
01:47Okay.
01:48Amazing what you can do with a thong, huh?
01:49Very, very best of luck.
01:54Yeah.
01:54Gino, grow up!
01:56Making obscene things out of a tea towel.
02:00Yeah, very good.
02:01Very good.
02:02You should have seen what he made before.
02:03No, don't, don't, he will.
02:05Turn around, turn around, turn around.
02:07So, put it there.
02:08Oh, no!
02:10Have you just done what I think?
02:13Well...
02:14One second.
02:15Don't turn around, don't turn around.
02:16Also, if you have a telescope, Uranus is visible, too.
02:22Um, just near the...
02:23Did I say that?
02:25Near the horizon.
02:27I'm gonna stick with, uh, weather.
02:28Name that tune in one blow of a cock here.
02:32Just to start creating a new weather term this morning.
02:35It's nippy!
02:36It is nippy out.
02:37Not nippily.
02:41Okay, Italian sausage.
02:43You will know, because they're usually bigger than the English one.
02:46Right, okay.
02:47And they, uh, simple as that.
02:49That one goes in there.
02:51Now, Italian sausage goes in there.
02:53What herbs are in Italian sausage?
02:54I've seen it.
02:55No.
02:58What herbs are in it, Gino?
03:00The herbs is usually rosmarino, a little bit of chili, a little chopped sandretto.
03:05It was a cold day.
03:06It was a cold day, and there is no reason why you have to share that with everybody.
03:10Maybe you're in a warm studio, and you were standing over there.
03:12We're gonna put the cannellini at the end, okay?
03:15Usually what I do, I put a third, a third of the cannellini.
03:21What?
03:21No, no, no, no, no.
03:22Of the cannellini now, and then the other quarter, it goes later, okay?
03:26All right, let's get a check of your Friday weather now, and Natalia, where are you this morning?
03:32There you go.
03:33Nice melons.
03:34Um, yeah, make your jokes now, guys, because I am at Melon Fest out in Chinchilla, and out
03:42here, they like melons, and the bigger, the better.
03:45A Russian peasant gave birth naturally to six.
03:48No drugs.
03:49No drugs at all.
03:50Sixteen sets of twins, seven sets of triplets, and four sets of quadruplets.
03:55How is that even possible?
03:57It's crazy.
03:58She's got quite the uterus.
03:59We'll just say that much.
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