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[Highlights] ADUH, TERSINGKIR PULAK SAIKO, TAPI YANG LAIN LUCU! | Muzikal Lawak Superstar 5 Minggu 3
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Muzikal Lawak Superstar 5 membuka tirai dengan kelucuan yang lain daripada yang lain! Boleh meremang rasanya. Penampilan ramai muka baru untuk bersinar menjadi Bintang MLS 5 dan merebut gelaran JUARA!
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00:00
Oh
00:30
Ha.
00:32
Hehehe.
00:34
Ente punya Vini...
00:36
...sudah selamat bersalin.
00:38
Alhamdulillah...
00:40
...macam mana anak saya?
00:42
Vini ente selamat.
00:44
Ente punya anak banyak syumil lah.
00:46
Separuh Arab,
00:48
separuh Sudan...
00:50
...separuh Gomba.
00:52
Ina mau cakap sama ente...
00:54
Ente memang banyak pandai banco.
00:56
Ha? Banco?
00:58
what do you need?
01:00
Oh my God
01:06
what do you need?
01:08
this is the price
01:12
this is the price
01:14
I have to make one
01:16
the look like this
01:18
the price
01:20
this is the price
01:22
okay
01:24
I don't think that's it.
01:26
Is it 8?
01:27
No.
01:28
I don't think that's it.
01:29
I don't think that's it.
01:30
Why?
01:31
I don't think that's it.
01:32
I don't think that's it.
01:34
I don't think that's it.
01:36
Let's repair the mirror first.
01:38
Welcome to London.
01:40
The bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down.
01:43
But the bridge is still there.
01:46
Sorry, I'm pretty late.
01:50
Never mind.
01:52
Never mind.
01:53
Never mind.
01:54
Never mind.
01:55
Never mind.
01:56
I'll find someone like you.
02:01
Betul ke dia ni Adele?
02:03
Hello, it's me.
02:07
Hidung dia kemek semacam je.
02:10
Hello, it's still me.
02:14
Selalu orang putih bukan tinggi-tinggi ke?
02:17
Hello, it's really me.
02:22
Bisting nak kau layanlah show dulu.
02:27
Selamat pagi.
02:28
Selamat pagi.
02:29
Selamat pagi.
02:30
Tidak, tidak.
02:31
Tidak, tidak.
02:32
Tidak, tidak.
02:33
Tidak, tidak.
02:34
Tidak, tidak.
02:35
Tidak, tidak.
02:37
Tidak, tidak.
02:38
Tidak.
02:39
Tidak, tidak minta.
02:40
Kamu nak apa?
02:41
Ini tom yum kan?
02:42
Ya.
02:43
Aku nak chicken chop.
02:44
Kedai chicken chop.
02:45
Kedai tom yum mana ada chicken chop.
02:47
Kalau macam tu?
02:49
um
03:19
Dengarkan lagu Ukuah
03:20
Nanti, nanti, nanti
03:31
Tadi kata pasal perpaduan
03:34
Tapi ini macam banyak orang yang amati
03:36
Dia tahu lah
03:36
Kita pernah buat lagi satu negara
03:39
Apa itu?
03:40
Lagu Egypt
03:41
Masya Allah
03:41
Apa tajuk Egypt?
03:44
Egypt untuk semua
03:45
Masya Allah
03:46
Egypt untuk tadi Ukuah
03:48
Sekarang Egypt untuk semua
03:49
Jom kita dengar lagu Egypt untuk semua
03:52
Up
03:53
Egypt, Egypt semua
03:57
Takpe sakit naik atas
04:03
Egypt, Egypt semua
04:05
Nanti, nanti
04:06
Handsome macam kau boleh tak, Lih?
04:08
Hei, sebab tu aku buat orang datang sini
04:10
Kita buat semua
04:11
Kau buat nampak yang cenok pun kau ada excited kan?
04:14
Orang Korea betul
04:15
Handsome, perfect, mulus
04:17
Oh iya ke?
04:18
Haa
04:19
Dia orang memang perfect
04:20
Kau tunggulah kerja-kerja
04:21
Aku kena ramai kat sini
04:21
Haa, okay
04:22
Haa, terima kasih
04:23
Terima kasih
04:23
Terima kasih
04:25
I love you, I love you
04:32
I love you, I love you
04:37
Welcome to Pulau Mabul
04:55
Hello
04:57
You can see her face like ramen
05:00
Hello
05:02
How are you?
05:03
How are you?
05:05
How are you?
05:07
How are you?
05:09
I'm calling
05:11
How are you?
05:13
How are you?
05:15
How are you?
05:17
How are you?
05:19
How are you?
05:21
Wow, I'm going to sleep
05:23
Huh?
05:25
I want to ask
05:27
What do you ask?
05:29
What is the difference?
05:31
Your brother and your deodorant
05:34
Huh?
05:35
I don't know
05:37
Your deodorant, everyone uses
05:41
I don't use
05:43
I don't use
05:45
I don't use
05:47
I don't use
05:48
I don't use
05:49
It's so funny
05:51
Why are you giving me a pick up man?
05:53
I don't know
05:54
I don't know
05:55
Like
05:56
You don't have a lot to talk
05:57
You don't know
05:58
You're so beautiful
06:00
You're so beautiful
06:02
You're so beautiful
06:03
What?
06:05
There's a little bit
06:07
Oh
06:08
Oh
06:09
Oh
06:10
Oh
06:11
Oh
06:12
And then
06:13
From the beginning to the beginning
06:14
The body is maintained
06:15
It's not like you
06:17
If you have any
06:19
Why do you have any
06:20
There's no
06:37
It's okay
06:40
If you don't
06:41
You want them to call you
06:43
You're lying
06:44
Bye
06:45
Tee, bug, ahhh, hehehe
06:47
Ya, ya, ya, ya
07:00
Ibu tak paham tuh
07:03
Asam melompong ibu
07:04
Andang, Andang!
07:09
Jangan...
07:11
Andang, Andang!
07:15
Andang, Andang!
07:19
Hey!
07:20
Hei!
07:21
Hey!
07:22
Ayo!
07:23
Panik!
07:24
Ayo!
07:25
Ayo!
07:26
Berani-berani!
07:28
Ayo!
07:31
Makasih ibu Peri.
07:33
Eh, bukan ibu?
07:34
Oh, did you give me?
07:36
No!
07:37
After that, you give me, you give me, you give me!
07:39
I am Bani Buri!
07:48
Dekat, dekat sangat!
07:50
Dekat sangat!
07:53
Eh, eh, Naseh!
07:55
Memang, memang tagging semua Naseh, eh?
07:58
Diam tu!
07:59
Dari periga vampire tu!
08:00
Diam!
08:01
Kalian berantam!
08:03
Adi beradi kerana ini ya!
08:05
Kalian adik beradik, patutnya ringan sama di jinjing!
08:07
Berat sama di jinjing!
08:09
Ayo kita berjinjing!
08:15
Eh, kalau polis makan rasuah, peniaga kecil siapa mau bela?
08:20
Eh, masih saya mau bela!
08:23
Dia pun mau bela!
08:25
Semua orang mau bela!
08:31
Tapi, siapa yang anda bela!
08:34
Siapa?
08:35
YB!
08:36
YB!
08:37
YB!
08:38
YB!
08:39
YB!
08:40
YB!
08:41
Oh, ada iku!
08:42
Eh, saya tak peduli!
08:43
Saya nampak yung makan rasuah!
08:45
Ayo!
08:46
Yung nampak ha?
08:47
Benampak lah!
08:48
Betul nampak ha?
08:49
Betul nampak ha?
08:52
Betul nampak!
08:53
Betul nampak!
08:54
Betul kal nampak!
08:55
Betul betul terang nampak!
08:56
Ayuh!
08:57
Ayuh!
08:58
Banyak terang ha?
08:59
Terang betul ha?
09:00
Sudah kamu!
09:01
Ayuh!
09:02
Alhamdulillah!
09:05
Tengok!
09:06
Tengok!
09:07
You tengok!
09:08
Paku dulam, paku seripih!
09:10
Eh, eh, eh, eh!
09:12
Dia lebih-lebih!
09:13
Jayle!
09:15
Tengok!
09:17
Bowram!
09:30
Yahyan!
09:37
With you,
09:38
stretching!
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