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Muzikal Lawak Superstar 5 membuka tirai dengan kelucuan yang lain daripada yang lain! Boleh meremang rasanya. Penampilan ramai muka baru untuk bersinar menjadi Bintang MLS 5 dan merebut gelaran JUARA!

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00:00Oh
00:30Ha.
00:32Hehehe.
00:34Ente punya Vini...
00:36...sudah selamat bersalin.
00:38Alhamdulillah...
00:40...macam mana anak saya?
00:42Vini ente selamat.
00:44Ente punya anak banyak syumil lah.
00:46Separuh Arab,
00:48separuh Sudan...
00:50...separuh Gomba.
00:52Ina mau cakap sama ente...
00:54Ente memang banyak pandai banco.
00:56Ha? Banco?
00:58what do you need?
01:00Oh my God
01:06what do you need?
01:08this is the price
01:12this is the price
01:14I have to make one
01:16the look like this
01:18the price
01:20this is the price
01:22okay
01:24I don't think that's it.
01:26Is it 8?
01:27No.
01:28I don't think that's it.
01:29I don't think that's it.
01:30Why?
01:31I don't think that's it.
01:32I don't think that's it.
01:34I don't think that's it.
01:36Let's repair the mirror first.
01:38Welcome to London.
01:40The bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down.
01:43But the bridge is still there.
01:46Sorry, I'm pretty late.
01:50Never mind.
01:52Never mind.
01:53Never mind.
01:54Never mind.
01:55Never mind.
01:56I'll find someone like you.
02:01Betul ke dia ni Adele?
02:03Hello, it's me.
02:07Hidung dia kemek semacam je.
02:10Hello, it's still me.
02:14Selalu orang putih bukan tinggi-tinggi ke?
02:17Hello, it's really me.
02:22Bisting nak kau layanlah show dulu.
02:27Selamat pagi.
02:28Selamat pagi.
02:29Selamat pagi.
02:30Tidak, tidak.
02:31Tidak, tidak.
02:32Tidak, tidak.
02:33Tidak, tidak.
02:34Tidak, tidak.
02:35Tidak, tidak.
02:37Tidak, tidak.
02:38Tidak.
02:39Tidak, tidak minta.
02:40Kamu nak apa?
02:41Ini tom yum kan?
02:42Ya.
02:43Aku nak chicken chop.
02:44Kedai chicken chop.
02:45Kedai tom yum mana ada chicken chop.
02:47Kalau macam tu?
02:49um
03:19Dengarkan lagu Ukuah
03:20Nanti, nanti, nanti
03:31Tadi kata pasal perpaduan
03:34Tapi ini macam banyak orang yang amati
03:36Dia tahu lah
03:36Kita pernah buat lagi satu negara
03:39Apa itu?
03:40Lagu Egypt
03:41Masya Allah
03:41Apa tajuk Egypt?
03:44Egypt untuk semua
03:45Masya Allah
03:46Egypt untuk tadi Ukuah
03:48Sekarang Egypt untuk semua
03:49Jom kita dengar lagu Egypt untuk semua
03:52Up
03:53Egypt, Egypt semua
03:57Takpe sakit naik atas
04:03Egypt, Egypt semua
04:05Nanti, nanti
04:06Handsome macam kau boleh tak, Lih?
04:08Hei, sebab tu aku buat orang datang sini
04:10Kita buat semua
04:11Kau buat nampak yang cenok pun kau ada excited kan?
04:14Orang Korea betul
04:15Handsome, perfect, mulus
04:17Oh iya ke?
04:18Haa
04:19Dia orang memang perfect
04:20Kau tunggulah kerja-kerja
04:21Aku kena ramai kat sini
04:21Haa, okay
04:22Haa, terima kasih
04:23Terima kasih
04:23Terima kasih
04:25I love you, I love you
04:32I love you, I love you
04:37Welcome to Pulau Mabul
04:55Hello
04:57You can see her face like ramen
05:00Hello
05:02How are you?
05:03How are you?
05:05How are you?
05:07How are you?
05:09I'm calling
05:11How are you?
05:13How are you?
05:15How are you?
05:17How are you?
05:19How are you?
05:21Wow, I'm going to sleep
05:23Huh?
05:25I want to ask
05:27What do you ask?
05:29What is the difference?
05:31Your brother and your deodorant
05:34Huh?
05:35I don't know
05:37Your deodorant, everyone uses
05:41I don't use
05:43I don't use
05:45I don't use
05:47I don't use
05:48I don't use
05:49It's so funny
05:51Why are you giving me a pick up man?
05:53I don't know
05:54I don't know
05:55Like
05:56You don't have a lot to talk
05:57You don't know
05:58You're so beautiful
06:00You're so beautiful
06:02You're so beautiful
06:03What?
06:05There's a little bit
06:07Oh
06:08Oh
06:09Oh
06:10Oh
06:11Oh
06:12And then
06:13From the beginning to the beginning
06:14The body is maintained
06:15It's not like you
06:17If you have any
06:19Why do you have any
06:20There's no
06:37It's okay
06:40If you don't
06:41You want them to call you
06:43You're lying
06:44Bye
06:45Tee, bug, ahhh, hehehe
06:47Ya, ya, ya, ya
07:00Ibu tak paham tuh
07:03Asam melompong ibu
07:04Andang, Andang!
07:09Jangan...
07:11Andang, Andang!
07:15Andang, Andang!
07:19Hey!
07:20Hei!
07:21Hey!
07:22Ayo!
07:23Panik!
07:24Ayo!
07:25Ayo!
07:26Berani-berani!
07:28Ayo!
07:31Makasih ibu Peri.
07:33Eh, bukan ibu?
07:34Oh, did you give me?
07:36No!
07:37After that, you give me, you give me, you give me!
07:39I am Bani Buri!
07:48Dekat, dekat sangat!
07:50Dekat sangat!
07:53Eh, eh, Naseh!
07:55Memang, memang tagging semua Naseh, eh?
07:58Diam tu!
07:59Dari periga vampire tu!
08:00Diam!
08:01Kalian berantam!
08:03Adi beradi kerana ini ya!
08:05Kalian adik beradik, patutnya ringan sama di jinjing!
08:07Berat sama di jinjing!
08:09Ayo kita berjinjing!
08:15Eh, kalau polis makan rasuah, peniaga kecil siapa mau bela?
08:20Eh, masih saya mau bela!
08:23Dia pun mau bela!
08:25Semua orang mau bela!
08:31Tapi, siapa yang anda bela!
08:34Siapa?
08:35YB!
08:36YB!
08:37YB!
08:38YB!
08:39YB!
08:40YB!
08:41Oh, ada iku!
08:42Eh, saya tak peduli!
08:43Saya nampak yung makan rasuah!
08:45Ayo!
08:46Yung nampak ha?
08:47Benampak lah!
08:48Betul nampak ha?
08:49Betul nampak ha?
08:52Betul nampak!
08:53Betul nampak!
08:54Betul kal nampak!
08:55Betul betul terang nampak!
08:56Ayuh!
08:57Ayuh!
08:58Banyak terang ha?
08:59Terang betul ha?
09:00Sudah kamu!
09:01Ayuh!
09:02Alhamdulillah!
09:05Tengok!
09:06Tengok!
09:07You tengok!
09:08Paku dulam, paku seripih!
09:10Eh, eh, eh, eh!
09:12Dia lebih-lebih!
09:13Jayle!
09:15Tengok!
09:17Bowram!
09:30Yahyan!
09:37With you,
09:38stretching!
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