[Persembahan Penuh] Kumpulan JOZON (Joey, Norreen, Zul Huzaimy) | Muzikal Lawak Superstar 5 Minggu 2 - video Dailymotion

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00:00How far is this far away?

00:09It's not far away from me.

00:11It's because it's so cold.

00:16On the first week, I want to suit myself with a new pet.

00:20For me, I have a new team, a new chemistry, and a new ilmu.

00:25You have a new team.

00:27For the person like me, it's better to sit in the trees.

00:33If you are a new kid, then I'm walking alone, then I can go to the bottom.

00:39It's a difficult experience because the healing is a natural.

00:42But what? No.

00:43We didn't care about the cabaran.

00:44Cabaran?

00:45Yes, we didn't care about it.

00:46We didn't care about it.

00:49Don't forget to...

00:50Undi kami Jozo

00:52Jadi tak jadi belakang ira

00:56Yang patutkan

00:57Konkira

00:59Sampu kejak sapu nih bang

01:20Sampu kejak sapu

01:21Berlari berkejaran

01:31Nasi main tak kena makan

01:35Pingsi ngejangkan

01:37Dan babi hutang

01:39Tak punya satayah pensam

01:44Eh, kau ni takut-takut harmoni juga

01:47Kau sini, kau sini

01:47Sini kau kau, betul aku

01:49Ni, tempat healing apa

01:51Yang amat bawah ni semua binatang kejar

01:52Saya

01:53Mungkin pasal awak ni

01:55Kenapa

01:56Singa tu nampak dah macam timun

01:58Mana ada singa makan timun

02:01Habis tu

02:01Dia isap

02:02Pulau

02:03Mana penunggah agama kita

02:08Eh, bang

02:08Kalau takut sangat pun

02:10Janganlah sebut penunggah agama

02:11Pemandu pelancong

02:13Mana dia

02:14Mana saya tahu

02:15Mana dia

02:16Eh, aku bukan timun

02:21Aku bukan timun

02:22Aku-

02:33Apa tu?

02:34Apa tu?

02:34I need to hear you.

02:41Huh?

02:47I need to hear you.

02:50I need to hear you.

02:52He needs to hear you.

02:56Hey.

02:59You know that we have a problem?

03:01We have to get out of this place.

03:03I know.

03:05But I have to tell you who I am.

03:09Nama?

03:11Nama?

03:12Nama?

03:13Nama saya.

03:15Wee-wee.

03:17Ha-ha.

03:19Ha-ha.

03:21Ha-ha.

03:23What's this?

03:25Nama.

03:27Hey, here.

03:29We have a problem.

03:31We don't have a problem.

03:33What?

03:35What are you saying?

03:37What did you say?

03:39We can't go back,

03:41We can go back.

03:43I want to go back.

03:47I want to go back.

03:49I want to go back.

03:51I want to go back.

03:53I want to go back.

03:55Maka sampai Malaysia.

03:59Ia nak hili bersama-sama.

04:03Takkan nak jadi Malam Petanggal.

04:07Ia dah sampai 3 jam nampak...

04:13Ha, ah.

04:14Hei!

04:15Tadi hampir-hampir singa tu nak kokak kami.

04:17Ha-ha.

04:18Nak kokak kami.

04:19Kalau dia datang lagi,

04:20Apa cerita?

04:21Ha.

04:22Jangan ketakutan.

04:23Saya ini kampung saya.

04:25Saya orang lama.

04:26Oh, Allah.

04:27Eh, kau lantai.

04:29Set mangi-lanjir.

04:31Okay, kalau bilatang itu datang lagi,

04:35ikut cara saya sendiri.

04:37Mata tengok mata bilatang.

04:39Okay.

04:42Mata tengok bilatang, bilatang.

04:44Oh, okay.

04:45Faham, faham.

04:46Angkat tangan.

04:48Ini matiang.

04:52Go!

04:53Wadiah.

04:54Awal-awal.

04:55Go!

04:56Wadiah.

04:58Awal-awal.

04:58Hey, hey.

04:59Hey, hey.

05:00Ini penat tu.

05:01Ini sangat mengaut.

05:02Itu kalau sempat.

05:04Kalau tak sempat.

05:06Ha?

05:06Sempat?

05:07Tak sempatkan.

05:09Nama kawan saya sempat.

05:10Saya cuba telefon dia.

05:11Mana tahu sempat.

05:12Wah, dia telefon tu.

05:16Sempat.

05:17Hai, Zatah.

05:19Terima kasih.

05:22Tidak.

05:22Tolonglah.

05:24Tolonglah.

05:25Tidak.

05:26Ah, ha.

05:27Hmm.

05:28Tidak, bang.

05:29Tidak, bang.

05:31Tak.

05:31Ha?

05:32Eh, eh.

05:33Boleh?

05:33Boleh belah.

05:34Ha?

05:35Tengoklah aurat pun tak pakai.

05:37Pakai g-string saja.

05:39Macam mana mau tolong mari?

05:41Mary.

05:43Mary boleh tolong kita.

05:45Eh, kau Mary mana ni, bang?

05:46Ha?

05:46Eh, kat sekolah poli.

05:47Mary mana?

05:47Aku tak pernah dengar.

05:48Ya.

05:48Eh, mana aku tak pernah dengar.

05:50Mary mana ni?

05:51Eh, kau tak sibuklah.

05:53Kau?

05:55Hai, Mary.

05:55Nampak Mary.

05:56Eh, Zul.

05:57Ha?

05:58Sebab kau kalau aku tahu.

05:59Ha?

05:59Kau cakap dengan Zizal.

06:01Kenapa dia gari aku?

06:03Apa tu?

06:04Apa tu?

06:05Apa tu?

06:06Apa tu?

06:09Zizal buat apa siap?

06:10Ha?

06:14Ha?

06:18Jangan imagine.

06:21Yang tak tutup aurat tadi pun,

06:23Kau boleh mari.

06:24Apa lagi kes dia?

06:25Lagi teruk.

06:26Tolonglah.

06:27Ini bermakna kita kena bermalam di sini.

06:30Ha?

06:30Eh, tak nak, tak nak.

06:31Aku, aku tak nak mati kat sini.

06:34Tak nak.

06:34Ha?

06:35Dengar cakap saya.

06:37Kalau ini pasal Allah kita perlu berdoa.

06:39Ha?

06:42Setiap insan di dunia ini

06:46Pastinya merasa dimati.

06:49Ha?

06:50Aku tak nak mati kena sundor lagi.

06:55Aku tak nak mati begini.

07:00Setiap Allah kita nak berdoa di sini.

07:05Aku tak nak berdoa di sini.

07:07Aku tak nak berdoa di sini.

07:10Takkan lagi boleh kahwin lagi.

07:14Kalau apa itu dia dia mati.

07:18Ha?

07:19Berjantan tak guna.

07:21Semua lelaki sama.

07:24Singa bertina dah keluar.

07:29Manjang mati.

07:32Sini kau, kau.

07:33Sini kau nak kahwin lagi.

07:36Ha?

07:37Kau nak kahwin lagi.

07:38Sini kau.

07:39Mana?

07:39Yang ini pun sama juga.

07:41Kau nak buat apa?

07:43JOSON!

07:49Sini kau nak katakan...

07:50Sini kau, kau nak kahwin lagi.

07:51Sini kau nak kahwin lagi.

07:52Kau nak kahwin lagi?

07:53Sini kau nak...

07:54Sini kau nak kahwin lagi.

07:54You

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