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Muzikal Lawak Superstar 5 membuka tirai dengan kelucuan yang lain daripada yang lain! Boleh meremang rasanya. Penampilan ramai muka baru untuk bersinar menjadi Bintang MLS 5 dan merebut gelaran JUARA!

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00:00Supplies
00:05If I am, I will go to healing at the sea.
00:08How about healing at that place?
00:12Pass on to the ice and then the hafizah.
00:14I like healing!
00:15Okay, thank you guys.
00:16Anxious.
00:17Oh, it was okay.
00:18Ok, right.
00:21The healing it is, like a place where we are still alive.
00:24You want to use money from people.
00:26We can do a lot of money on our hands.
00:29But if you know that we have a sketch about healing,
00:33healing is not what people do.
00:39So, I hope you don't forget to unify the Bahin group
00:43that will be the final final.
00:45No, it's not.
00:46It's about 3-3, so it's about 5-2.
00:50But if you don't like it,
00:51let's go, Bahin!
00:55Bahin!
00:59Bchy B
01:09Depak sorang-sorang di tepi sungai ini
01:13Meriliskan tension seorang diri
01:17Berhealing dan juga menyanyi
01:21Perting hati kita hanya disini
01:27Hey, you're who? I'm talking about healing. Why?
01:32I'm talking about healing. You must pay money for a while.
01:36Do you pay money for a while?
01:38You pay money, you pay for a while.
01:40Oh, Takaful!
01:42Thank you. I have a Takaful.
01:44For Takaful, you're full.
01:46Hey, not Takaful!
01:48I'm taking this place!
01:50Oh, I'm taking it!
01:52Hey, you're a gangster!
01:54You're a gangster!
01:56Oh, you have a forest?
01:58No.
01:59But you have a forest like you have?
02:00Yes.
02:01Oh, you're super Israel.
02:03Free Palestine.
02:05Hey, I don't care about it.
02:07This is my place!
02:09Who is a gangster?
02:13Ah,
02:14Ah...
02:16Ah...
02:17Kejap, yang tadi tu mencarut ke?
02:24Tak tak, sya'lala.
02:25Oh, sya'lala.
02:26Akulah fikir lain.
02:28Teruskan.
02:29I think that's the other one.
02:31Let's go.
02:47Hey!
02:48What are you doing?
02:50Hey.
02:51You don't have to take a bottle of water.
02:54Hey!
02:55What are you doing?
02:57What are you doing?
02:59He's huge.
03:00What are you talking about?
03:01You are a Muslim?
03:02You speak kawasan, isn't it?
03:04But you talked to Cina after the ?
03:06How are you talking about?
03:07Who are mythic culture?
03:09This is the Muslim as you talk to Cina
03:12You have to listen to them.
03:16You are a Muslim?
03:18I'm a Muslim!
03:20I'm a Muslim!
03:21Mustakim!
03:22Music
03:26Mustakir, Mustakir
03:28Eh, kau nama siapa?
03:32Syak
03:32Syak, nama Melayu
03:34Sakdun
03:35Sakdun
03:35Sakdun
03:40Syak
03:41Eh, Melayu kan?
03:43Dah, lagi sekali
03:44Tak gaduh lagi sekali, cara Melayu
03:46Cara Melayu?
03:47Ha, silakan
03:51Langkah Tuan Hamba
03:53Ombak membelas senja
03:55But don't want to die
03:57I'm not going to die
03:58Yes!
03:59And that's the world
04:01This is the world
04:03Let's see who is allowed
04:05To die
04:06To die
04:07To die
04:08Let's go!
04:09Hey!
04:10What?
04:11What?
04:12What is this?
04:14What?
04:15What?
04:16Yes, you are the Polish
04:17Yes, you are the Polish
04:19Now, now
04:21I want to ask you
04:28If you choose where you are
04:31If you choose here
04:33I will let you go
04:35You will remember you
04:38If you don't think I will
04:41If I see you
04:43We will be able to
04:45Hey!
04:52Hey!
04:53Sudah!
04:54Sudah!
04:55Kau ingat syuting to tombak ke apa?
04:57Tadi kata sudah sekarang
04:59Eh!
05:00Lagu ini selek
05:01Aduh!
05:04Eh!
05:05Orang dua musuh atau tak?
05:06Musuh!
05:07Eh!
05:08Siapa abalong kau?
05:09Eh!
05:10Abalong gua!
05:11Abalong padiru
05:12Ha!
05:13Ha!
05:14Tak cukup kuat!
05:15Abalong gua lagi Fara
05:16Fara-Fara
05:17Fara-Fara
05:18Abalong Fara-Dua
05:19Ha?
05:20Senang ni
05:21Apa?
05:22Korang dua tak cukup hebat
05:23Aku lagi hebat
05:24Ha?
05:25Abalong Fara-Diga?
05:26Bukan!
05:27Aku Ma'el!
05:28Ma'el Bum!
05:29Ma'el Bum!
05:32Aku masih rasa kena carut tau
05:34Bukan!
05:35Jangan sebut perkataan tu
05:36Kenapa?
05:37Broken no cap
05:39Maaf maaf maaf
05:40Dah eh ni!
05:41Korang rebuk tanah ni eh?
05:42Ha!
05:43Tahu tak tanah ni tanah siapa?
05:44Tak tahu siapa?
05:45Tanah aku!
05:46Bukti?
05:47Bukti ada geran-geran?
05:48Ha!
05:49Ha!
05:50Ini geran saya!
05:51Ha!
05:52Ni tanah saya!
05:53Ha!
05:54Ma'el Ma'el Bum!
05:55Pestanah ni geran!
05:57Ha!
05:58Eh!
05:59Dengar sini aku nak cakap
06:02Anak muda sibuk jadi gangster
06:05Padahal di usia sekarang lah
06:07Kena guna tulang empat keran
06:09Kena guna pudat
06:12Untuk masa depan yang lebih berkat
06:14Anak muda sibuk nak jadi gangster
06:20Padahal usia sekarang lah
06:21Kena kumpul duit banyak-banyak
06:23Beli tanah cepat-cepat
06:24Supaya satu hari nanti
06:26Di tanah air kita
06:27Anak cucu kita tidak merempat
06:29Kerana apa?
06:36Kerana
06:37Di sini
06:39Lahirnya
06:41Apa?
06:42Apa?
06:43Kalau ikutkan geran itu
06:44Itu datanglah orang apa?
06:45Oh!
06:46Sini?
06:47Lagi lagi
06:48Sini?
06:49Sikit lagi
06:50Lahirnya
06:51Sebuah cinta
06:53Yang murni
06:54Abadi
06:55Sejati
06:56Aku bukanlah seorang memilah
07:09Tidak
07:12Tidak ada
07:13Tidak
07:15Tidak
07:16Tidak
07:17Tidak
07:18Tidak
07:19with my own self
07:23with my own love
07:27I want to tell you
07:31my message
07:35I want you
07:39I want you
07:45Yes, he's doing it, M-I-M!
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