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00:00:00You
00:00:30Fuck you, Lester. You gonna let me in or what?
00:00:46Give me a minute.
00:00:53I was wondering when you'd show up.
00:00:55I was dead.
00:00:56Praise be.
00:00:57I guess you weren't very dead.
00:01:00You need my help.
00:01:03How do you know?
00:01:04Because you came here. Why else would you?
00:01:08I haven't been a good friend for you, Lester. I know that.
00:01:12And you're gonna make it up to me by doing whatever I ask.
00:01:16Or rather, I mean, I need something done, you need to know something, so why not help each other?
00:01:23I gotta make some dough.
00:01:25So you're back in the game?
00:01:27I guess.
00:01:28Look, Lester, about what happened before.
00:01:33I know you never mentioned my name. I know I'm not on any lists anywhere. I know you never betrayed me.
00:01:39As for you, you gotta figure that I never told anyone that instead of gently decomposing in North Yankton, you're angrily decomposing in Los Santos with a shrink and a wife who don't love you no more.
00:01:50Yeah, well, since you put it like that...
00:01:55Wait, shut up a minute. I'm getting an iFind alert.
00:01:58That little college boy sack of shit, phony fuck.
00:02:02Who? Jay Norris?
00:02:04Yes. That fuck is a lying bastard. I've read his fucking emails. He's a fucking cheat.
00:02:08I heard him say that he saved America.
00:02:11What, by outsourcing all the jobs? By selling us little bits of plastic restricted access shit?
00:02:17Well, now it's payback time, you lying turd.
00:02:21What the hell are you talking about?
00:02:22You are about to get that white-collar gig that you always dreamed of, Mikey.
00:02:27Here, take this, uh, fashionably retro weird for a 45-year-old man, but I cannot let go of the 1980s bag and dress yourself up like a billionaire math genius with low-level Asperger's.
00:02:40You better be ready for the minor glitch of your repulsive pseudo-messianic life.
00:02:44Okay, Lester.
00:02:46Get out of here!
00:02:47Call me when you're ready.
00:02:49We are about to put the Darwinism back in social Darwinism, and brother, it is gonna be fun.
00:02:54You fucking kidding me? I'm a bank robber, not a web designer.
00:02:58So we'll go robbing soon.
00:03:00I'll find something.
00:03:02Just like the old days.
00:03:03I'll find something.
00:03:33I got this interview at this tech company.
00:03:39I'm thinking I need something, I don't know, geeky, youthful.
00:03:43Lost your job and the world's moved on, huh?
00:03:46That's too bad.
00:03:47I didn't lose my job.
00:03:49Of course.
00:03:50Got too old, got outsourced.
00:03:52Same thing happened to my dad.
00:03:55Now you gotta fit in with a different generation.
00:03:58What about a vest and some cargo shorts?
00:04:02All right.
00:04:08Tragic, but they'll do.
00:04:12Dignity aside, I think that might just work.
00:04:16Good luck at the interview.
00:04:18Bye now.
00:04:18Michael, I'm all dressed up.
00:04:34Now, you want to run me through this thing?
00:04:35The prototype is somewhere in the Life Invader office.
00:04:38Find it and fit it with the device in your bag.
00:04:40They're just gonna let me in?
00:04:41Why wouldn't they if you looked the part?
00:04:44Hang around until someone opens the door and act entitled.
00:04:47Fine.
00:04:47Hey, that's a long watcher you got.
00:05:08Shit.
00:05:30Hey.
00:05:30Hey.
00:05:32Oh, great.
00:05:35PM's pushing for more functionality.
00:05:38But we are maxed.
00:05:39I mean, if anything, we have to strip features,
00:05:42especially if we plan on releasing a fully-adviced update a year later.
00:05:46Oh, my. You know, it's...
00:05:47Yeah, well, you know, you gotta do what you gotta do, you know?
00:05:49I mean, we're talking beta in Q4, maybe Q3.
00:05:53Look, milestones are one thing,
00:05:55but when design is changing its mind seemingly overnight,
00:05:58there's not much you can do about it.
00:06:00You know what I'm saying?
00:06:01My union-allocated smoke breaks about up, so...
00:06:04Wait a minute. Do I know you?
00:06:07Yeah, I think so.
00:06:08I... IT temp, right?
00:06:10Yeah.
00:06:11You know, you gotta do something for me.
00:06:14Ah, you gotta put it in a ticket.
00:06:16Ah, no.
00:06:17I'd like to keep this one out of the database, if you know what I mean.
00:06:28I'm turning consultant
00:06:29consultant when we release.
00:06:31Consulting consulters.
00:06:36Hi.
00:06:37Oh, hi.
00:06:38Chill out on the beanbag.
00:06:40Marcus will be right out.
00:06:41Oh, um, I'm gonna take a normal chair.
00:06:43I have a terrible back.
00:06:44Here you go.
00:06:52If you guys let me use the OS I requested, this wouldn't be a problem.
00:06:57Uh...
00:06:57This is a filthy hard drive, bro.
00:07:03Ah, got any antivirus software?
00:07:07I think so.
00:07:08Behind this junk on the left.
00:07:09Clicked an NSFW link, bro.
00:07:12Bit me on the ass.
00:07:12Yeah, not safe for work, huh?
00:07:15You know, my son's computer runs into the same kind of problems.
00:07:18I'll close the pop-ups, see what I can do.
00:07:21There it goes.
00:07:22You want a massage?
00:07:28Because my hands are free.
00:07:30And that should do it.
00:07:32Why don't you try and keep things strictly safe for work from now on?
00:07:36Hey, have you seen the prototype in the demo room?
00:07:41When Norris announces it at the keynote, minds are gonna bloom.
00:07:45Yes, they are.
00:07:48When we go and mozzled, we'll be able to track all their movements.
00:07:52We'll know everything.
00:07:53That's so cool.
00:08:00Ah, good.
00:08:06Oh, nice.
00:08:24Dude, when it blue screens again, you're my guy.
00:08:28Goodbye.
00:08:31Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.
00:08:33Put bang, dig fast.
00:08:35Ow!
00:08:36Come on, you're gonna have to learn the foot bag if you want to get a job here, okay?
00:08:40Follow me.
00:08:41Okay.
00:08:43Some a-hole drank my effing hemp milk.
00:08:46There was a totally non-passive-aggressive note on it.
00:08:56Hold on, I'll buzz you out.
00:08:58Hey, Michael, hold on, hold on.
00:09:21Dumbed, I dumbed you.
00:09:23Lester, the thing's in the prototype.
00:09:26I'm going home to watch the keynote.
00:09:28T-bag time, my friend.
00:09:30Lester, did you hear me?
00:09:32Are you playing that game?
00:09:33Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry, phone is rigged.
00:09:36And what's your problem?
00:09:37You don't like shooters?
00:09:38They're all the same.
00:09:39Sight, you know me.
00:09:40I'm a movie guy.
00:09:42Classic Vinewood.
00:09:44Classic Vinewood ended 30 years ago.
00:09:46Now it's just superheroes, romantic comedies, and remakes, none of which interest me.
00:09:51Hey, I believe this country can still make interesting movies.
00:09:55There's no better way to define American life than a two-hour plot in which the hero looks good and defeats evil.
00:10:03Ah, whatever you say, enjoy yesterday.
00:10:06Anyway, just call the device after he's unveiled it, and then we'll talk.
00:10:11Oh, my God, you guys are so lame.
00:10:14No, I'm watching Famer's Shame.
00:10:17That's fucking tits.
00:10:18Give me them.
00:10:19The most racist guy in America.
00:10:25You won't disgust me.
00:10:27America loves you.
00:10:29Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Mr. Jay Horace to the stage.
00:10:39Hey.
00:10:41This company has come a long way since we started it in my parents' pool house in East Careway.
00:10:47Today, you're about to witness a new phase, full-on weapons-grade, red alert, world domination.
00:10:56We have put a billion people's private data in the public domain, and we have milked every penny we could in the process.
00:11:09And we have one of the youngest workforce in the world, an average age of only 14.4 years.
00:11:18Today, right here, we're about to make the next step.
00:11:35Prepare to witness the future.
00:11:39The life invader mobile device.
00:11:50Yes, we've invented something no one else has ever thought of.
00:11:54A small...
00:11:55Hold on a second.
00:11:57I think someone's trying to talk with me.
00:11:59I think someone's trying to do it.
00:12:29Ha ha!
00:12:31Lest, that was heavy. You watching the news?
00:12:35I don't have to. I'm watching the markets. I'll be trading pure alpha till close.
00:12:40All right. Hey, about that other thing. You know the score?
00:12:45Oh, yeah, yeah, absolutely. Let's do it. Put on a suit, look somewhat professional, and meet me at my warehouse off the LS freeway.
00:12:52Oh, and I'm about to email you a link for the exchange. You can put in some trades of your own.
00:12:57I'm trying to stay off the day trading. Maybe I'll take a look.
00:13:20Hello? Oh, hey, what's up?
00:13:22Mr. DeSanta.
00:13:24Hey, I just wanted to check. How much was it you needed for those repairs? It was a mill or something, right?
00:13:30It was the 2, 2.5 range. Something over 2.5 will be sufficient.
00:13:37That's right.
00:13:40Whoa.
00:13:41Slow down. Kill me again. It's really purple and wet.
00:13:44Come over. Come over tonight and we'll figure out what to do, okay? See you at A.
00:13:49We'll be back.
00:13:50Let's go.
00:13:51There we go.
00:13:52Okay.
00:13:53Are you ready?
00:13:54I'm
00:14:02.
00:14:02Really good.
00:14:33Oh, you don't have to call to tell me that.
00:14:44Not you.
00:14:45The Dieter Sachs door detective.
00:14:47There's been a misunderstanding.
00:14:49I need you to help clear it up.
00:14:52Oh, now you want me.
00:14:55All right, I'm coming.
00:14:56The one phone call rule is for real policemen, you worthless turd.
00:15:00I said get off me, you stupid bastard.
00:15:15I told you, she's a miner.
00:15:18That's assault on top of the shop that's for me.
00:15:21Man, the paperwork.
00:15:22Hey, hey, stop right now.
00:15:25Hit the gas.
00:15:26Let's go.
00:15:27They're coming, Michael.
00:15:29Chill out.
00:15:30It's under control.
00:15:34Come on, come on.
00:15:36Come on.
00:15:37Relax.
00:15:38I got this.
00:15:43The cops are still after us.
00:15:45Chill out.
00:15:46It's under control.
00:15:47I do not want to go to prison.
00:15:54I'm on top of it.
00:15:57Hello?
00:15:58No seat belt.
00:16:01Let's go, Michael.
00:16:03Don't worry.
00:16:04I know what I'm doing.
00:16:08You trying to kill me back here?
00:16:10Is that it?
00:16:17Are they gone?
00:16:18Of course they're gone.
00:16:19Who are you talking to?
00:16:20Come on, I'll take you back to the house.
00:16:25Don't say it!
00:16:26What?
00:16:27That I have everything I want, so why am I stealing?
00:16:29Oh, my lips are sealed.
00:16:31Because if you say that, I'll say the same to you.
00:16:35I'm not saying anything.
00:16:37I'm just doing my best to keep us out of jail.
00:16:39Where are you going?
00:16:41I mean, who are you to judge me?
00:16:44Oh, I'm not judging?
00:16:46No, not at all.
00:16:48You're loving this, aren't you?
00:16:50Oh, yeah.
00:16:51Risking prison, getting shot at.
00:16:53Love, love, big love.
00:16:59So this is what it's like to be you?
00:17:01Uh, not really, honey.
00:17:03See, I'm a semi-successful crook.
00:17:06You're a bit of a failure, but hey, kudos for trying.
00:17:09Not that successful if you're in witness protection.
00:17:12Well, I've got an idea.
00:17:13Why don't we see what Agent Dave and the FIB think of this Lover's on the Run Act?
00:17:17Are we going home?
00:17:19You know, I'm sort of thankful for this.
00:17:21Thankful?
00:17:22This is the worst day of my life.
00:17:24Ah, come on, you're doing your part.
00:17:26Your spending habits have got us into a sticky financial situation, so you're cutting corners.
00:17:31Really?
00:17:31My spending habits?
00:17:33I've seen your day trader account.
00:17:35Oh, hey, that's private.
00:17:38I swear, password protection, it ain't even sacred no more.
00:17:42Give it up.
00:17:43You pissed our savings down the toilet.
00:17:45Really?
00:17:46Our savings?
00:17:47Yeah, our savings.
00:17:49I gave up everything to start this life with you, you selfish shit.
00:17:53Yeah, okay, all right, whatever.
00:17:56Our savings.
00:17:57It's just, look, you can't look at the day-by-day figures.
00:18:01You gotta look at the overall, the, you know, the net figure.
00:18:06I've seen the net, it's a fucking disgrace.
00:18:09Hey, I'm bringing it around.
00:18:11Sure you are.
00:18:12Just please give me some warning before they repossess.
00:18:15It ain't that bad.
00:18:16Couple of weeks, a day even.
00:18:19I don't want to be there.
00:18:20Honey, we're fine.
00:18:22Sure.
00:18:23Can we drive home, please?
00:18:29Get rid of the car, Michael.
00:18:31It can't stay in the driveway.
00:18:33Oh, and, yeah, thank you.
00:18:46Yeah, who's this?
00:18:47It's Ricky from Life Invader.
00:18:49I know you're the bro who deactivated Jay, bro.
00:18:52Oh, I have no idea what you're talking about, pal.
00:18:56What you do's your business, bro.
00:18:59Anyway, Jay really got a big head once people started calling him a god.
00:19:03Guess you proved he wasn't one.
00:19:05They reintegrated my team in Burundi after the design got signed off.
00:19:09And now, my shares ain't worth dick.
00:19:12Sorry about that.
00:19:13I need work.
00:19:14And I thought, maybe you could provide.
00:19:17I mean, I'm smart enough to track you down, aren't I?
00:19:20I guess you are.
00:19:22Hey, I'll be in touch if anything comes up.
00:19:24Hey, I'll be in touch if anything comes up.
00:19:44Franklin!
00:19:55What's up, Jim?
00:19:56Not a thing, Holmes.
00:19:58Actually, we're a little worried about Dad.
00:20:00Seed as your dad, okay?
00:20:02I mean, how deep is he back in it?
00:20:04Because he's just, like, acting real weird.
00:20:06I mean, normally he's just, like, quiet, seating-style angry,
00:20:10and now he's vocal, violent, and scary angry.
00:20:13I don't know, man.
00:20:14I ain't saying your pop should be out pulling scores and shit,
00:20:17but, dude, he ain't meant to be sitting on no fucking couch either.
00:20:21I know what you mean, but just don't let him get killed.
00:20:25You ain't cleaned yourself up yet, Tanya?
00:20:27What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:20:29You said it was all good on the phone the other day.
00:20:32Look, I was, and, you know, I did.
00:20:34I was clean.
00:20:35That's why you didn't really see me around for a bit,
00:20:37but, JB, man, the smoking is real bad.
00:20:41Real bad.
00:20:42I had a few days.
00:20:44But you ain't clean now.
00:20:46Exactly, okay?
00:20:47And now your ass gonna lose every fucking thing
00:20:49unless I help you, right?
00:20:50I heard this shit before.
00:20:52JB ain't doing so good.
00:20:54JB ain't well.
00:20:55JB's your cousin.
00:20:56He ain't my fucking cousin.
00:20:58Look, your mama smoked, nigga.
00:21:00You know what it's like.
00:21:01Don't you have a heart?
00:21:02I don't have much of a heart.
00:21:05But by doing this, I don't have much of a brain either.
00:21:08I love you, Franklin.
00:21:09I mean, I don't know what you want me to say.
00:21:11JB appreciate all you doing.
00:21:13Just one more job with me,
00:21:15and I promise this is gonna be the last time.
00:21:18It better be.
00:21:18Now bring your ass on.
00:21:20Come on.
00:21:25What up, big dog?
00:21:28What's good?
00:21:30Truth, truth?
00:21:30Don't tell me Franklin Clinton ain't got a ride down.
00:21:35So you want a hit?
00:21:37Hell no.
00:21:38What happened to you, Tanya?
00:21:39You used to be a good girl.
00:21:41Even good girls need some sugar on their cereal.
00:21:44Days get long on the block.
00:21:46You know how it is?
00:21:48No, I don't know how it is.
00:21:50Why don't you get out the hood?
00:21:51Away from JB.
00:21:52I love that nigga, man, but he bad news.
00:21:56What, like you?
00:21:57Like Tanisha?
00:21:58Find me some rich lawyer or doctor?
00:22:01That ain't real.
00:22:02Maybe JB ain't going places,
00:22:04but you know who he is?
00:22:06If he win his ass to work, that'll be a start.
00:22:09Aye.
00:22:10Show me how good you got since last time.
00:22:17Get your...
00:22:18Get your...
00:22:19Get your...
00:22:20Get your...
00:22:21Get your...
00:22:22Get your...
00:22:23Get your...
00:22:24Get your...
00:22:25Dispatch, come in.
00:22:31We have an accident on Vestopochi Boulevard.
00:22:33Over.
00:22:34We got it.
00:22:35Copy that, Vehicle 29.
00:22:37Driver's badly injured.
00:22:39Phone box on the scene.
00:22:40Car needs moving to the nearest auto shop.
00:22:4210-7.
00:22:4310-7.
00:22:4410-4.
00:22:46Tanya don't talk numbers, baby.
00:22:47Unless you talking fog 20, then we got a date.
00:22:51Uh, 10-1.
00:22:53You're breaking up.
00:22:54Over.
00:22:55Man, ain't this like the fifth time?
00:22:57Ain't there any other fools out there you can guilt trip into working for no pay?
00:23:01You in the groove now, Franklin.
00:23:04And you and JB was homies before you had hair on your balls.
00:23:07Yeah, so you keep telling me.
00:23:09I still remember that time your grandpa caught you and JB slinging cigarettes.
00:23:13Chased you all over South, LS.
00:23:16Yeah, man, shit.
00:23:18That was a good hustle, White Lasky.
00:23:20You still kicking it with that shit-talking Lamar?
00:23:22Oh, yeah, shit.
00:23:24I'm stuck with that fool forever.
00:23:26We didn't have much, but we did it right on Form Drive.
00:23:29Damn, they got messed up.
00:23:41I don't wanna drive!
00:23:43What you doing to that car back there?
00:23:45There it is.
00:23:46There it is.
00:23:46Okay, fool on the radio said drop it at the repair shop.
00:23:50I heard that.
00:23:52Over.
00:23:53I think there's one on Adam's Apple Boulevard.
00:23:58I'd say you about earned a tow job of your own.
00:24:02Come on, Tanya.
00:24:04I told you you better than that.
00:24:06Don't get all high and mighty.
00:24:08You know different?
00:24:09You ain't afraid to use what you got to get paid?
00:24:12Man, what are you talking about?
00:24:14I heard about you.
00:24:15Rent buoyant on the side.
00:24:17Selling yourself.
00:24:18What?
00:24:19That's what people are saying.
00:24:20You know Sharonda's cousin, Kiera's nephew, Deontay?
00:24:23Skinny kid with a big head?
00:24:25They call him golf club.
00:24:26No, I don't know Sharonda's cousin's nephew.
00:24:29He saw you with a witch white boy.
00:24:31I ain't judging.
00:24:33I mean, we all got bills to pay.
00:24:35Man, that's so messed up.
00:24:36I don't even know where to start.
00:24:38Crackhead-ass grapevine really outdone theyself this time.
00:24:42Clearly, you'd do better without me getting you all hot under the collar.
00:24:46That should do it.
00:24:48Can you give me a ride back to the yard?
00:24:50Like I don't got nothing else better to do than drive your ass around.
00:24:53JB will make it up to you as soon as he gets back on his feet.
00:25:02Yeah, I heard that one before.
00:25:04We'll get some drink, get some smoke, get some good food, do it right.
00:25:08Me, you, JB, Tanisha, if you want.
00:25:11Now that ain't happening.
00:25:12Okay, you, me, JB, and that clown, Lamar Davies, old school.
00:25:18If you ain't too busy rent-boying, that is.
00:25:22Fuck you.
00:25:28Jesus.
00:25:31You solid, Franklin.
00:25:33Thanks again, baby.
00:25:34Don't be a stranger.
00:25:42I don't only talk to the kids when I'm drunk.
00:25:49I don't think.
00:25:50It gets kind of fuzzy.
00:25:51I am tired of your bullshit, Michael.
00:25:56Tired!
00:25:57Tired!
00:25:57Tired!
00:26:11Tired!
00:26:15the hell is this place garment factory i needed a job that didn't require me to do anything apart
00:26:32from uh paying taxes okay listen what do you got the holy grail the union
00:26:45depository and they say it cannot be hit hasn't been yet look i just owe some mexican hood a couple
00:26:52million bucks because i wrecked his girlfriend's house i don't need to go crazy here which mexican
00:26:57martin madrazo he's not supposed to be very nice oh when i met him he was charming
00:27:02what do you think oh um let's see either we hit a bank in the sticks or we do a store which do you
00:27:10like well store's usually easier but i gotta make a big take well gems it is then let's go to
00:27:18evangelico buy ourselves an engagement ring oh we're gonna need a crew i could round up some of the old
00:27:23guys there are no old guys moses ironically he found jesus uh all those irish crazies they mostly just
00:27:31disappeared that crew from the south they all went down there was a an eastern european guy making
00:27:37moves in liberty city but yeah he went quiet
00:27:40all right well we're gonna need a crew you got any contacts in ls or not i've been working with
00:27:50someone but they're too unpredictable i'll have to reach out to some other guys
00:27:54the shop's on little portola
00:28:05your fib buddies they uh know you're back in business
00:28:16fib buddies what are you talking about i checked out the wpp thing doesn't look like any witsack
00:28:23program i'm aware of for starters they uh they don't put witnesses up in multi-million dollar
00:28:28mansions in rockford hills well maybe they thought this would be the best cover and most witnesses
00:28:33don't transfer five-figure sums into a particular fib agent's bank account every month of course the
00:28:39money gets moved around and washed through a number of fronts but the trail is there deposits
00:28:44withdraws the same sum every month agent dave norton white middle-aged divorcee unremarkable career
00:28:51except for one incident the shooting of a notorious stick-up man michael town yeah yeah yeah yeah all
00:28:58right lester i'm very impressed look uh we can talk about this another time take these glasses
00:29:06my eyesight's fine they're fitted with a camera and a radio relay i'm gonna run the operation from the
00:29:12car while you're in the store getting what we need
00:29:23hi there hi here we are
00:29:27okay we need shots of the security features the alarm system ventilation cameras
00:29:52so thank you
00:30:20The alarm keypad is on the left when you come in, on the wall by the side door.
00:30:25The alarm, the vents, and the cameras! Come on!
00:30:38Glasses are live! Shoot away!
00:30:44Alright, what do we got here? Surveillance and ventilation. Now all I'm after is the alarm.
00:31:07The shots come through. Camera check. Alarm check. Vents check.
00:31:14Good work. Now speak to the assistant and see if there's anything else we need to know.
00:31:20Hey, beautiful.
00:31:24I need to pick up a little something for the woman in my life.
00:31:28Well, one of them.
00:31:30Sir, I'm sure we can help you.
00:31:31Tell me about her.
00:31:32What's her taste?
00:31:34Cheap.
00:31:34Thank God.
00:31:35This ain't my wife we're talking about.
00:31:38I don't know.
00:31:39I don't want to spend too much.
00:31:41I'm thinking maybe...
00:31:43Ten grand?
00:31:44Our rings start at eight.
00:31:45Our pendants start at twelve.
00:31:48All right.
00:31:50So these things built to last, or am I just paying for the Vangelico logo here?
00:31:54No, no, no.
00:31:55We use perfect clarity jewels.
00:31:58Eighteen karat gold, nine fifty platinum.
00:32:00Nothing but the best.
00:32:02All right.
00:32:04I think you just made a sale.
00:32:05I'm going to take a look around.
00:32:07Think about it.
00:32:07Come back to you, baby.
00:32:09Don't go anywhere.
00:32:10I understand.
00:32:11Okay.
00:32:11Thank you, sir.
00:32:13You got it.
00:32:14Come back to me.
00:32:20So, are we good?
00:32:24Almost.
00:32:25I need to get eyes on the roof of the building.
00:32:27See where the ventilation comes out.
00:32:29No more thug lights for me.
00:32:31Hey, buddy.
00:32:32See ya.
00:32:37Hello there!
00:32:37Drive us around the block.
00:32:39We've got to find a way up to the roof.
00:32:40Look, there.
00:32:59Some construction.
00:33:00Yeah, if they're gutting the place, I might be able to get to the roof.
00:33:03So, you keep up with the old crew?
00:33:13Well, after your death slash disappearance, there wasn't much holding us together.
00:33:17Yeah.
00:33:18You see him at all?
00:33:19After the incident?
00:33:21I kept tabs on him for a while.
00:33:23Needed to know that he didn't blame me.
00:33:25Yeah, where'd he go?
00:33:26North, south, east, west, wherever there were liquor stores to turn over and hitchhikers to disappear.
00:33:31Where did they bury him?
00:33:34Not as far as I know.
00:33:35He's probably a John Doe then, right?
00:33:38I'm on the roof.
00:33:39All right, use the glasses to give me a shot at Vangelico's roof unit.
00:33:43It'll be right above the store.
00:33:52What do you think?
00:33:53OD?
00:33:54Shootout?
00:33:55Maybe just a car crash, right?
00:33:57Anonymous charred remains on the highway?
00:34:00They only knew what a sick puppy they had on their hands.
00:34:03Hey, I see the vents.
00:34:11Yeah, I'm looking at the relay.
00:34:12Can you get any higher?
00:34:14I've pulled up a satellite image.
00:34:16It looks like the highest point is on the northwest side.
00:34:19Get a shot from there.
00:34:20It's like a big box on the roof.
00:34:43You know, I don't want a primordial door.
00:34:57That's my problem.
00:34:58You know, I don't want a primordial door.
00:35:01That's my problem.
00:35:02You know, I don't want a primordial door.
00:35:04You've got a good vantage.
00:35:26Now use it and get an image of the air system.
00:35:30Okay, capture an image of the system and we're done.
00:35:33We've got our shot at the Vangelico units.
00:35:35Looks good.
00:35:37Okay, that'll do.
00:35:38Now come back to me before someone spots you up there.
00:35:41Will do.
00:35:41Come back.
00:35:54Let's go.
00:35:57Bye.
00:35:59Bye.
00:36:00Bye.
00:36:02Bye.
00:36:02Bye.
00:36:04Bye.
00:36:06Bye.
00:36:07Bye.
00:36:07Bye.
00:36:08Bye.
00:36:09Bye.
00:36:11Here, take your glasses back.
00:36:17Let's go back to the garment factory.
00:36:19I...
00:36:20I pulled ahead and told him to start setting up the information.
00:36:26So, what did you see?
00:36:28Nothing that'll cause undue complications.
00:36:31Yeah, it looked like a simple setup.
00:36:32Cameras broadcasting to a remote server.
00:36:35We might be able to wipe them remotely.
00:36:36Security guard on the door.
00:36:38He won't want to die for rich assholes to rub his nose in it.
00:36:41Good.
00:36:42An alarm system's linked to the door lock.
00:36:44We'll get a good window if someone talented hacks it.
00:36:47Anything else?
00:36:48Well, the more valuable merchandise is in the cabinets in the center of the store, by the register.
00:36:53So I'd start there.
00:36:55Glass in the cabinets wasn't bulletproof.
00:36:57It means you can smash them easy enough, but the stones will be in the safe at night.
00:37:01So, we go in when it's open, then?
00:37:04Right.
00:37:04Once we melt down the gold, re-cut the rocks, that's an okay score.
00:37:09Yeah, shame we can't go in after hours, man.
00:37:11Those vents look promising.
00:37:13Might be able to flip that another way.
00:37:15I'm listening.
00:37:16Wait till we get back.
00:37:18About the crew.
00:37:19Yeah?
00:37:19There's this kid who's been helping me.
00:37:21Maybe we could cut him in.
00:37:23I don't work with amateurs.
00:37:25He ain't an amateur.
00:37:26Or if he is, he's a gifted amateur about to turn pro.
00:37:29He's a good kid, Lester.
00:37:31You know what they say.
00:37:32It's your funeral.
00:37:34One of them, at least.
00:37:35Ha ha ha.
00:37:43Here are the photos.
00:37:46My workers have their uses.
00:37:49Okay.
00:37:49Let me set this up.
00:37:52Ha ha.
00:37:54Nice to see the methods haven't changed.
00:37:56Well, we've got to figure out what we're doing somehow.
00:38:00All the crews, the roles, prep work.
00:38:04Don't want to leave evidence behind on a hard drive.
00:38:06So yeah, the methods don't change.
00:38:09Right.
00:38:10Not for a pro.
00:38:11Ha.
00:38:12Well, mapping out the options.
00:38:14Showing you all the angles.
00:38:16That's my area of professional expertise.
00:38:19Making decisions.
00:38:21That is your domain, my friend.
00:38:24Here.
00:38:29There's two ways, I see, of doing this.
00:38:31We go in smart, or we go in loud and dumb.
00:38:35Remember the vents?
00:38:36If we're going to be smart, we pump a little knockout gas through the air system,
00:38:40then hit the cabinets while everyone's out.
00:38:41You'll have to source the gas, of course, but crowd control won't slow you down,
00:38:45and that might improve the take.
00:38:46The cover is pest control, so no one will look twice when you're wearing gas masks.
00:38:50That means getting a pest control van, though.
00:38:52You go in dumb, and you'll need your, uh, famous way with people and four carbine rifles.
00:38:57We can't buy them and risk them getting traced.
00:38:59No, no, no.
00:39:00We've got to find some in circulation.
00:39:02It's awkward.
00:39:03It's, uh, real awkward.
00:39:04But this is the gun favored by LSPD tactical teams,
00:39:07so one of their vans is probably a good place to look.
00:39:10A hacker can disable the cameras.
00:39:13The length of time depends on their ability.
00:39:15The alarm will be operating on the same window.
00:39:18The exit strategy is more or less the same for both options.
00:39:22The driver you pick will, of course, source some bikes.
00:39:25You come out of the store and make your way through the new subway tunnel
00:39:28they're digging off the Del Perro freeway.
00:39:30You lose the cops in there and meet a truck in the LS River.
00:39:33All right, I want my guy Franklin on the getaway.
00:39:35He can handle a bike.
00:39:36All right, if you vouch for him, I'll take the risk.
00:39:40So how do you want to do this?
00:39:42Run into the front door or try to play it smart?
00:39:44Ah, you've grown wise and cautious in your old age.
00:39:51Okay?
00:39:52Select personnel with that in mind.
00:39:54As ever, the better they are, the bigger the cut.
00:39:57Now the driver, they'll source the bikes,
00:39:59lead you out through the tunnels.
00:40:04Ah, okay.
00:40:05This one's new blood.
00:40:06I've seen him drive, but I haven't seen him under pressure.
00:40:10Guns.
00:40:11Now we're hoping to keep quiet,
00:40:12so this guy shouldn't make much difference.
00:40:14McCreary?
00:40:17He was part of a well-known Liberty City stick-up crew.
00:40:20Small world.
00:40:24I got a good feeling about him.
00:40:26Hacker.
00:40:27Back office, but this is the person
00:40:29who will determine how long you get inside.
00:40:34This guy, Ricky.
00:40:35I met him at the Life Invader office.
00:40:37He may not be that good, but he's enthusiastic.
00:40:42Let's take a chance on him.
00:40:43If you're happy, I'll start making the arrangements.
00:40:50Great.
00:40:50I'll do some research on a pest control van
00:40:53and the knockout gas, and I'll be in touch.
00:40:55Oh, yes.
00:40:56Good, good.
00:40:58I'll call you when everything's ready.
00:40:59You'll need to pitch it to the guys.
00:41:01Whoa, what?
00:41:02My rep don't count for nothing no more?
00:41:04You're a dead man, Michael.
00:41:07I'll call you.
00:41:08I'll call you.
00:41:08Hey, what's up?
00:41:30Hey, man.
00:41:30It's me, Michael.
00:41:31What's going on?
00:41:32Listen, um, I got to get hold of the money
00:41:36for that house we pulled down.
00:41:37So, I'm getting a crew together for, uh, you can guess.
00:41:42The pay will be awful, and the risk will be high.
00:41:45But you might learn something, if you're interested.
00:41:47Man, that's not exactly a great sales pitch, dog.
00:41:50But I guess I got to start somewhere.
00:41:53Maybe one day you could put together your own deals.
00:41:56Your own jobs.
00:41:58So, there's still some preparation I got to do.
00:42:01Sit tight for a while.
00:42:02My buddy Lester will get in touch with the details.
00:42:17Some rubbers, just in case.
00:42:39Check.
00:42:39Pest control license from the city of Los Santos?
00:42:48Ha!
00:42:49Shit.
00:43:09Pest control license from the city of Los Santos?
00:43:23I have to go.
00:43:32Here you go.
00:43:32I have to go.
00:43:37Hey, Lester, we got a pest control van.
00:44:00Good. Now we just need the knockout gas.
00:44:03I'm on it.
00:44:07Hey, Lest, I got the good night gas.
00:44:24That's everything we need.
00:44:25I'll put out word that the score is ready to go.
00:44:27Now we all know why we're here.
00:44:38We've got a store to take.
00:44:40The plan is simple, elegant.
00:44:44Listen to Lester, pay attention to the information he gives you, and we'll all make a buck.
00:44:50If things go bad, you know the drill.
00:44:51Look, this wasn't organized.
00:44:54We don't know each other.
00:44:55We got caught up in a robbery and acted in self-defense.
00:44:58It's not going to be an issue because everything's going to go just fine.
00:45:01The alarm system is easy.
00:45:04Now, if I didn't need to be running things, I could have it offline myself.
00:45:08No problem, but you should be able to get us a pretty decent window.
00:45:11How decent depends on the job you do.
00:45:14Now, once it's down, you signal Michael, he makes the call.
00:45:19Things look good.
00:45:19We should be able to drop a present right through the air vent on the roof.
00:45:23Everybody goes to sleep.
00:45:25No problem.
00:45:26We take our time.
00:45:27If we run into trouble, we move quickly and with force.
00:45:33Any questions?
00:45:34No?
00:45:36Let's go.
00:45:40Frank, you're with me.
00:45:41Ricky, I hope you can manage the truck with the bikes.
00:45:45Paki and Kareem, the van.
00:45:51See you on Little Portolo, people.
00:45:54Initials only from here on out.
00:46:07All right, you got it down?
00:46:09I got it.
00:46:09Because you use too much gas on these guys, you'll kill them.
00:46:12What shit?
00:46:13Don't blame me the way these canisters is mixed.
00:46:15Just be careful.
00:46:17Yeah, okay.
00:46:19Listen.
00:46:20I stuck my neck out for you here.
00:46:22Man, you don't need to tell me that shit again.
00:46:24I got faith in you, F.
00:46:25But you're unproven.
00:46:27Unproven?
00:46:28For real?
00:46:29So I didn't prove myself when I jumped off the back of that yacht on the highway, huh?
00:46:33Yeah, but these guys don't know you.
00:46:35They see some gangbanger with a happy trigger finger.
00:46:38They got money and their freedom on the line.
00:46:40I ain't gonna fuck this up, man.
00:46:42Good.
00:46:43I got enough shit to worry about.
00:46:45So what kind of people we working with, man?
00:46:48Don't worry about the crew.
00:46:49Worry about yourself.
00:46:51Look, homie.
00:46:51I'm gonna look after my shit.
00:46:53It's just I'm curious.
00:46:54Well, the guy coming inside with me is tough.
00:46:57The driver and hacker, they ain't so good.
00:46:59But you know how much of Madrazo's money am I meant to give away, huh?
00:47:02Shit, sounds reasonable.
00:47:04Yeah, we'll find out just how reasonable in a couple hours.
00:47:09All right, this is it up there.
00:47:11There's a way through the site up to the roof.
00:47:13Man, we went over this.
00:47:15I'm cool.
00:47:16All right, when the gas is in the ventilation system, give us the word.
00:47:25For sure, man.
00:47:27I got it.
00:47:35Hello?
00:47:37Exterminators here!
00:47:39Hey, there ain't no one around.
00:47:41That suits us.
00:47:42Come on, get up to the roof.
00:47:46Hey, shoot!
00:48:06Almost there.
00:48:07We're in position.
00:48:09Waiting on your signal.
00:48:10Just gotta get where I can throw this.
00:48:12I got an angle.
00:48:24That was it.
00:48:41They going out.
00:48:42Do you love her?
00:48:44Well, I love her a lot.
00:48:45I just, I wasn't thinking it was...
00:48:47Well, think about it like this.
00:48:49I mean, I always say that...
00:48:51I told them to fix that goddamn AC.
00:48:56What's going on?
00:49:03Let's go.
00:49:06Let's do this!
00:49:07Come on!
00:49:08Let's empty this sucker!
00:49:10We ain't hit the target yet!
00:49:35Keep going!
00:49:36I think you've got maybe 30 seconds left.
00:49:41The cleaner's coming in!
00:49:43Come on, let's clear this place out!
00:49:45This one's done!
00:49:47Hey!
00:49:48We hit our target!
00:49:49Let's see how high we can go!
00:49:51Ten!
00:49:52Um, nine!
00:49:54Um, eight!
00:49:55Seven!
00:49:56Six!
00:49:57Ah!
00:49:57Um, five!
00:49:59Four!
00:49:5980!
00:50:00Three!
00:50:01Two!
00:50:02They're out of stones!
00:50:04Let's hit the road!
00:50:05Come on!
00:50:07Don't show for the last time!
00:50:09Move it!
00:50:10Get the fuck out my face!
00:50:11Oh!
00:50:12If you get a thousand things every day, pal, make sure this is one of them.
00:50:16I'll see you at the river.
00:50:18Go!
00:50:19Let's go!
00:50:20Come on!
00:50:21Stick to me, people!
00:50:22Here we go!
00:50:23I can't move!
00:50:24Three!
00:50:26Kareem, you the driver of shit!
00:50:27Where we going?
00:50:29If there's a turn coming up, you gotta tell us, man!
00:50:31I can do with some damn warnings before we turn!
00:50:37Ant!
00:50:48Ant!
00:50:49Ant!
00:50:49Hmm!
00:50:50I'm driving blind back here!
00:50:53Headlight's on now!
00:50:54Keep going, okay?
00:50:59Yeah!
00:51:00But I didn't know about the split up here!
00:51:06If I'd known about the mud, I might have chose a different bike!
00:51:10Hey, Kareem!
00:51:11These are the wrong bikes to be using down here!
00:51:13Couldn't you have got us some scramblers?
00:51:15I picked these for speed!
00:51:17No one told me about the mud!
00:51:19I don't know where the fuck we're going!
00:51:32Shit!
00:51:37Through here!
00:51:38Maybe!
00:51:38Maybe!
00:51:49I can't take much more of this!
00:52:01The truck better be here!
00:52:10There's a way out!
00:52:11I don't know if it's the right way out!
00:52:13Uh, Buzz?
00:52:14Just a moment!
00:52:15You're not the only people waiting for you in the M.S. River!
00:52:20Shit, man!
00:52:21We screwed!
00:52:25Don't worry!
00:52:26I gotcha!
00:52:28Hey, I'm the fuck!
00:52:29Fuck!
00:52:31Keep driving!
00:52:32Boulevard's unnecessary to help us with the cops!
00:52:42Fuck, man!
00:52:43Can you get the office?
00:52:44Run block's up ahead, man!
00:52:46We should cut across the river!
00:52:48Cops!
00:52:49They're waiting for us!
00:52:52Look out!
00:52:53Long road!
00:52:54This is a totally screaming profile shot!
00:52:57Do you mind?
00:52:59These fucking cops!
00:53:02A couple more shots at these bikes is done!
00:53:05We can cross the other side, right!
00:53:07No more cherry tops, bro!
00:53:12We are clear!
00:53:15All right, we got a window!
00:53:17Let's stop at the end of the river, get the bikes in the truck!
00:53:19F!
00:53:20Let's do this!
00:53:21Let's do this!
00:53:26F!
00:53:26Let's do this!
00:53:28Let's do this!
00:53:29Yeah, let's do this
00:53:40Lester's waiting for us at the lockup
00:53:50Oh
00:53:52Man, I thought I was gonna be stuck to that bike. Yeah, I thought you were gonna be stuck under a cop car
00:53:57They gotta be more dudes waiting around that way. We did not just get away with that shit
00:54:02Did we you know what I think we did oh?
00:54:05Man, oh, yeah, we did it, baby. We did it. Whoo
00:54:11It is good to be alive. You guys got to join my herd. I think I found my new calling bros
00:54:19Come on nothing to see here
00:54:28All right people
00:54:29We need to split up. They're gonna be looking for a crew. I'll wire your cuts when the rocks have been sold
00:54:35Shit was crazy dog. So what now we get out of here. Keep our heads down. Hey, you did good kid
00:54:41What I tell you Lester, huh? Mm-hmm. All right. Look everybody take off
00:54:45Hey Franklin
00:54:47Listen lesser than I got some things we got to clean up. I want you to stop by the house a little later on we'll celebrate all right all right
00:54:53Okay
00:54:54Huh? Mm-hmm. Oh, man. We're back in action
00:55:10I don't care if you got money now. Don't you get it? That ain't what I was looking for not then not now not ever
00:55:16I know it ain't important. Just let me take you somewhere nice. All right. Where are you? Are you in a strip club?
00:55:23Grow up. Stop looking for the easy way
00:55:26Tanisha, I gotta go. All right. I'm a change. I promise you won't even recognize
00:55:35Hey, hi, what's going on you cleaning up every damn race? That's what's going on you're gonna let someone else win sometime
00:55:41Did you keep pushing me to get involved? Yeah, I learned that one the hard way, but seriously, man
00:55:47Just wanted to say I'm impressed. I'll see you around
00:55:52Oh
00:55:55Hey, there you are. It's cracking
00:55:59So we all good. Hell yeah, we all good. We did. Yeah, you fucking a right we did
00:56:04So here's the shot
00:56:06Lester's offload in the gyms. He knows a guy get his 50 cents on the dollar
00:56:12Now we might actually have a little spending money left after we pay off that psychotic Mexican motherfucker whoo cheers
00:56:19So that's that right I hope so the whole job everything about it anyone who knows your file
00:56:26What is wrong with you? Davey long time? No see and what about Trevor if that fruitcake realizes no no finds out you're alive
00:56:35You are D.O.N.E. Fucked don't worry about Trevor Trevor's dead gotta be
00:56:41Besides I didn't have nothing to do with it
00:56:44Whatever the hell it is you're talking about huh?
00:56:47Really?
00:56:49The criminals are believed to escape with millions of dollars with
00:56:52Oh
00:56:54Albert story had a lucky escape when the thieves ran straight into it. Yeah, I was just doing my job and I said his guy
00:56:59Hey, you got to move these bikes. I don't know anything about that
00:57:03Look at this other guy runs out of the shop
00:57:06He pushes me over and says something like
00:57:08You forget thousands of things every day make sure this is one of them. I was pretty scary
00:57:15Back to you in the studio
00:57:21You want to get lit now sugar
00:57:27Trevor baby you want it you want to smoke up now
00:57:29You don't do it Johnny. Don't do it Trevor
00:57:33You've been with my girl again
00:57:35I'm speaking with you asshole. Don't do it Johnny. I told him Trevor. I told him we all get high
00:57:40We all get high but that don't make it right leave it
00:57:44The crystal has got us babe, but don't make it right don't make nothing right. Not what you done with me. I'm telling Johnny leave it
00:57:50I ain't leaving nothing
00:57:52Trevor
00:57:53I'm talking to you motherfucker
00:57:55Are you what are you saying fucking my girl man? It's wrong. Oh, I got to fuck someone you want me to fuck you instead is that the problem here?
00:58:08Take off your pants cowboy. All right, let's let's fuck
00:58:12You think this is funny get them off
00:58:14I
00:58:15Told him to leave it Trevor. I told him leave it leave it shut up Ron
00:58:19I'm about to fuck me a method ain't I cowboy get my boy sucked from his toothless gums, huh?
00:58:27Fuck you Trevor. Oh, I still love her
00:58:32Cowboy hey, I know hey, come on. I don't mean nothing by a mess. I just I know I know cowboy. It's okay
00:58:49Fucking shit
00:58:54Who the fuck are you speaking to who who I'm talking to you, huh?
00:58:59Fuck honey next time don't get in my fucking face. I just saw a fucking ghost and I gotta hear your crap get up get up
00:59:09Fuck you then
00:59:13Wait
00:59:19Fuck
00:59:25Now we got to speak to Johnny's recently bereaved brothers
00:59:49You
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