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00:00:00You
00:00:30What that crazy motherfucker Lamar hasn't got you killed yet? No, not yet. He must be slacking. He's always slacking. He's a fool, bro. Yes, sometimes. Anyway, talking to fools, what would you say if I told you some fools I knew were running a little racing competition, and this luck would have it, they got this really beautiful
00:00:59silver medal with your name on it. I say go fuck yourself. Bronze medal there? You look funny, motherfucker.
00:01:29Come on, Franklin. Are you in or out? Let's go.
00:01:51Let me put on my sunglasses.
00:01:53Let me run.
00:02:00Let me run.
00:02:02What's up, homie?
00:02:26Hey, look, Chop got to stay around your crib for a while, homie.
00:02:29That's cool?
00:02:30Yeah, man, it's cool.
00:02:31Chop shit's the best place for him anyway.
00:02:33Ha!
00:02:34Like it ain't nobody out there gunning for your black ass.
00:02:36Bullshit, nigga.
00:02:37Just take care of it, man, all right?
00:02:39All right, I got you, dawg.
00:02:46Let's turn it up!
00:02:50Let's turn it up!
00:03:02At least we're today, dude.
00:03:07Don't go to the club, mother!
00:03:10Alright everyone thanks to God!
00:03:11Bring it up!
00:03:12Terrible!
00:03:14Hang on!
00:03:16People fly with me!
00:03:17I've gone too far, you broke my heart.
00:03:47What the fuck?
00:03:52Give me that motherfucka-
00:03:54Hey, hey, hey, hey, whoa, back up there, cowboy.
00:03:56I know my constitutional rights.
00:03:58Anyway, I know you're coming here to suck cock, so it's all right.
00:04:00What the fuck you talking about?
00:04:02Oh, hey, look, I saw a quarterback blues, man.
00:04:05And, you know, some of those older records of yours even they sound a little bit closeted.
00:04:08I'm just saying.
00:04:09What? A black man walking in vine?
00:04:11Would you think he'd clay PG sellout?
00:04:13You bitch-ass punk motherfucker.
00:04:15Oh, shit, man. Oh, hey, I'm sorry, dude.
00:04:18I didn't have my contacts in, you know?
00:04:20I mean, I love black people.
00:04:22You know, like, I love gangsters.
00:04:24I love, like, gangster rap.
00:04:26Yo, sup?
00:04:27Man, who gives a fuck if he's gay or not, man?
00:04:30The man is not married. It's his business.
00:04:33Leave motherfuckers alone.
00:04:34Look, I'm just saying that it's the hypocrisy that I can't stand.
00:04:39You know, I mean, of celebrities.
00:04:40I mean, PG, right?
00:04:41He says he's a killer and a murderer and all that great stuff.
00:04:45And then, what?
00:04:46He loves his mother and likes show tunes.
00:04:48I mean, really, what kind of message does that send in our kids?
00:04:50You know what I'm saying?
00:04:51The guy's a fraud.
00:04:52Well, why do you care, man?
00:04:53Yeah, because.
00:04:54You know why?
00:04:55Because they all think they're gods, right?
00:04:56Well, fuck them.
00:04:57Fuck them.
00:04:58Fuck them.
00:04:59Fuck them.
00:05:00Fuck them.
00:05:01Fuck them.
00:05:02They're not magic.
00:05:03No, no, they're no better than me.
00:05:04They're no better than me.
00:05:05Shit.
00:05:06Oh, shit.
00:05:07Miranda.
00:05:08Miranda, I love you, Miranda.
00:05:09Come on.
00:05:10God, it's fucking Miranda fucking Cowan.
00:05:12Man, look.
00:05:13Coach is a fucking Megastar.
00:05:14No, no.
00:05:15Leave me out your shit, man.
00:05:16Oh, no, no, no.
00:05:17We can make beaucoup bucks here, man.
00:05:18We get one picture of her hairy legs or her aging muff, and we are in the money, man.
00:05:23In the money, bro.
00:05:24Come on.
00:05:25Come on, man.
00:05:26Come on.
00:05:27What the fuck is wrong with me?
00:05:29Let's go.
00:05:30You drive.
00:05:31I'll get the shot.
00:05:35Go, go.
00:05:36Get us right up alongside that limo.
00:05:41It's in the public interest.
00:05:43You homewrecker.
00:05:47I don't believe it.
00:05:48She's slamming a speedball in there, man.
00:05:50This is journalistic gold.
00:05:54Hey, here, here, here, you bitch.
00:05:56You know you want it, Cowan.
00:05:59You ruined his life.
00:06:01Now make my day.
00:06:03Man, they don't call her the silicone slattern for nothing.
00:06:06She looks like a bloodhound in a wind tunnel.
00:06:09God, I love her.
00:06:10Oh, man.
00:06:11No wonder this whole town's in therapy.
00:06:15I love you, Miranda.
00:06:17Give me something.
00:06:18Anything.
00:06:19Oh, stop pretending to cry.
00:06:23We done yet?
00:06:24No, she still looks too good.
00:06:26I want the prisoner of war shot.
00:06:28That's where the big zeros are.
00:06:31Oh, it's your marriage-busting muff, Miranda.
00:06:34You bitch.
00:06:38Fuck you, Beverly.
00:06:39This one's mine.
00:06:41Oh, no, no.
00:06:42It's that bottom feeder Madison.
00:06:44Shit, he's getting the money shots.
00:06:46Where's your dignity, man?
00:06:48Forget Miranda.
00:06:49We can't let him steal my exclusive.
00:06:51Get a lot inside him.
00:06:53I'll knock the weasel off.
00:06:57Stay on that bastard.
00:07:00Touch me, Ann Jordan.
00:07:08Oh, yeah.
00:07:09I downloaded your pictures.
00:07:10To the fucking road, Madison.
00:07:12Now grow up and get a boy's name.
00:07:14Okay, buddy.
00:07:15Let's get out of here.
00:07:16I'm already late for another stakeout.
00:07:26There's a small parking lot by the Cafe Redemption Courtyard in Morningwood.
00:07:30Drop me there, and you can keep the bike, because I look after my people.
00:07:34Look after your people?
00:07:35Said I know when the ride is high.
00:07:37If this is your bike, then I'm the fucking poke, dawg.
00:07:40Okay, okay.
00:07:41Don't ruin the vibe.
00:07:43I think I got a decent shot of Miranda back there.
00:07:46So we splitting what you get for the photo.
00:07:4850-50, right?
00:07:49Yeah, well, I kind of thought the bike would cover your share.
00:07:53I mean, I did do all the work.
00:07:55Man, I probably shouldn't talk, dawg, but this is one fucked up line of work your ass in.
00:08:00It's about staying true to yourself.
00:08:02With muff shots?
00:08:03Miranda Cowen's 39 years old.
00:08:06We just made her day, man.
00:08:08They won it, the tramps.
00:08:09They court it.
00:08:10It's a beautiful, abusive relationship.
00:08:12So whose day you making next?
00:08:14Uh, Samantha Muldoon, the singer.
00:08:16I got a tip-off she's buying a North Korean baby on the black market.
00:08:19The holy grail of adoption contraband.
00:08:22This could define my career.
00:08:24All right, homie.
00:08:25It's been an education, dawg.
00:08:27Look, keep on making the world a better place, you hear me?
00:08:29Yeah, the public needs to know.
00:08:31The fans deserve answers.
00:08:33Shit, not if the question is how low is Miranda Cowen's muff hanging
00:08:36or if she getting banged out by some second-rate director.
00:08:39They need to know everything, from crow's feet to camel toes.
00:08:43Hey, hey, hey.
00:08:44Come by the manor next week.
00:08:46Well, continue the search for the truth.
00:08:48Look, don't wait around for me, homie.
00:08:50Oh, I'm waiting for you, homie.
00:08:59You don't like me because you think that I am an Arab.
00:09:04What? No. What are you talking about? Something like that.
00:09:06Excuse me.
00:09:07Wait.
00:09:08That boy.
00:09:09I am his mentor. I am so proud of you.
00:09:12What do you mean a mentor?
00:09:14Don't worry about that.
00:09:15Okay, so what you got for him?
00:09:17James DeSanta. Some kid.
00:09:19He is already late on his payments and I have this bad feeling
00:09:22that he will do more damage to the car than we can get back from him
00:09:25in the exorbitant interest rate payments, huh?
00:09:28Just go and get it.
00:09:29The house is on, um, uh,
00:09:32Hampstead, uh, off Eclipse.
00:09:34It's an SUV, huh?
00:09:35Some Rockford Hills daddy's boy nonsense.
00:09:38Don't worry about it.
00:09:40Try to bring the car back in good condition, huh?
00:09:42I got you. Don't worry about it.
00:09:44It's so good to see you, my boy.
00:09:46Hey, good luck in, uh, law school, huh?
00:09:49So, Mr. Kenneth, where we at?
00:09:52Financing?
00:09:59Don't fuck her!
00:10:03Hey, did you change your mind?
00:10:05When I discover that you betray me, perhaps.
00:10:08I hear you took the bike for yourself,
00:10:10my employee of the month.
00:10:12Listen, man.
00:10:13Me and Lamar was gonna get that back to you, dog.
00:10:15Oh, I am sure.
00:10:17You will get this car off the...
00:10:23...this boy, and then we talk.
00:10:26Insurance papers say they have a locked garage,
00:10:28so you'll need to gain access from inside.
00:10:35The house.
00:10:39Man, it's never easy with you.
00:10:40Here's a simi.
00:10:41Do not talk to me about easy, you thief.
00:10:44You're a thief.
00:11:14It's just cause you have a massive gaeper, bitch.
00:11:17Huh?
00:11:18That's just because you have a massive gaper, bitch!
00:11:45Fucking homo, you're dead!
00:11:46Dad, he said I had a massive...
00:11:51Jimmy called me a bitch!
00:12:02You tried to knife attack me?
00:12:05No one creeps on the jay dog, my niggas.
00:12:07Oh my god, seriously?
00:12:17My brother is such a homo.
00:12:23Thank you, coach!
00:12:25Come on!
00:12:40I see me on I got the ride man I'm coming back if you actually bring the
00:13:01repossession to me this time I can have it back out on the street before the day
00:13:04that's a nine millimeter semi-automatic pushed against your skull look around you
00:13:18just keep driving where you're going hey come on man this was a repo job guys
00:13:23behind on the fucking note unlikely considering my son just got the car and
00:13:28looking at the way you're going about this my guess you're working a credit
00:13:32fraud credit fraud be serious dude I just worked a fucking repo I appreciate a
00:13:38kid who follows orders without taking responsibility yeah maybe one day we'll
00:13:42have a beer and I'll explain how the world really works who gives you the slip a
00:13:47car dealer dog by the name of Simeon you Terry so this businessman you look legit
00:13:53to you look man it's just between him and your fucking son don't worry me and
00:13:59mr. yeah Terry and we'll work this out that the place yeah that's the place man
00:14:07whoa drive into right through the fucking window and fast I'll put two rounds in
00:14:14the back of your skull and do it myself man you can't be for real I look like a
00:14:20fucking joke to you man fuck my life man fuck
00:14:28do it
00:14:32yeah Franklin what the fuck are you doing mr. Sammy it's not exactly how it looks I
00:14:43always trump big for a job well done get out of here kid you mother fucker see
00:14:51now you pissed me off
00:14:55be honest criminal
00:15:11you recognize this car huh does it look like it's worth
00:15:25five grand a month to you you fucking racist oh I'll tell you something this
00:15:32thing's gonna need some serious body work for it's worth five grand a month
00:15:35yeah did he agree they have some funk break into my fucking house
00:15:46that kid might be a fucking idiot but you are fraudulent scumbag piece of shit oh don't make me have to come back here
00:16:01I don't give a fuck about refund
00:16:02I don't give a fuck about refund they rigged the vote I saw the ballots it's a lie
00:16:09it's democracy at work amigo democracy can suck my fatty democracy only work for a
00:16:16second
00:16:16it's a lie it's democracy at work amigo democracy can suck my fatty democracy only
00:16:24works when it lets intelligent people do what they want this this this is tyranny
00:16:38what they want this this is tyranny by morons
00:16:42this is tyranny by morons well i got things to take care of in a little place called reality
00:16:50you want to drag nah i'm not a drug guy this isn't bushweed this is mana and i grow it myself
00:17:00no paranoia no weirdness a passport to nirvana
00:17:05fuck yeah here you hardly feel it yeah i smoke all day and i'm fine
00:17:14it's a pure mellow high but i do get concerned about the monsters
00:17:21yeah i mean i'm sure they're nothing serious but uh
00:17:27i never let them get to you
00:17:35i don't screw myself this time
00:17:50i'll show you a bad joke you son of a bitch
00:18:05oh my god this is crazy
00:18:23get the hell back
00:18:35i'm not playing games now
00:18:49oh god my shrink is gonna have a feel day with this
00:19:03oh
00:19:21and after that you see the liquor companies pushed for continued prohibition which is complete insanity
00:19:27so i take it i can count on your support the fuck just happened what are you talking about
00:19:35we discussed globalization the state stay the fuck away from me what but it's a good cause
00:19:41say again how the fuck we get fired man it was partly all that bullshit you pulled and partly the repo's old man making me crash the car into the dealership
00:19:55you crazy ass motherfucker in this partnership you better spend them while you got them yeah if you say so
00:20:00hey boo
00:20:04hey boo i knew you couldn't stay away
00:20:10oh
00:20:18well do you ever clean your raggedy bitch ass up you lamar i mean franklin or whatever everybody on the block knows you're going on vinewood and shit
00:20:24Well, shit, if going vinewood means I ain't hitting the pipe like 1992, then shit, I'm guilty as charged.
00:20:31Punk ass.
00:20:32What?
00:20:33Bitch ass.
00:20:34Excuse me?
00:20:35Look, I'm sorry.
00:20:37Well, where's your love for the hood?
00:20:39JB ain't doing good.
00:20:40He needs help.
00:20:41We need your help, nigga.
00:20:42We gonna lose everything.
00:20:43All right.
00:20:44Shit.
00:20:45What do I gotta do?
00:20:46Same as before, boo.
00:20:47A little help with the tow truck.
00:20:49Nothing for a real man like you.
00:20:51All right.
00:20:52You just get yourself together.
00:20:53Your ass done went crazy.
00:20:58Hey, girl.
00:21:03You!
00:21:07Just to think a nigga like me started with an ounce.
00:21:10Bad bitches and D-boys, we bring them out.
00:21:13If them niggas pussy, we dush them, we clean them out.
00:21:17This the voice of ghetto intelligence.
00:21:19If you got work, go to work.
00:21:21You never could say no to me, Franklin.
00:21:23Couldn't.
00:21:24I ain't so cracked out I don't remember that night behind the burger shot.
00:21:27Not this again.
00:21:28What, we was like 13?
00:21:30But you was a man after that night.
00:21:32What?
00:21:33Damn, every time with this shit.
00:21:35And nothing even happened.
00:21:36It's all good, baby.
00:21:38I know that wound ain't healed.
00:21:40Maintaining a relationship.
00:21:41Maintaining a relationship.
00:21:42Hi, I'm spiritual advisor and marriage counselor.
00:21:44Open your eyes!
00:21:45That's our truck.
00:21:46You know the drill.
00:21:47Show you how to learn real closeness.
00:21:49How?
00:21:50No.
00:21:51By giving up what-
00:21:52No.
00:21:53By giving up what-
00:21:54No.
00:21:55No.
00:21:56No.
00:21:57No.
00:21:58No.
00:21:59No.
00:22:00No.
00:22:01No.
00:22:02This guy's gone after the trauma, you're clean to each different.
00:22:04Stoppin't shame.
00:22:05And that's what the relationship has got.
00:22:06Dispatch what you got.
00:22:0810-4, we got an SUV and a handicapped spot without a a sticker as the lucky Plucker and
00:22:14Little Soul.
00:22:15Do you copy?
00:22:16You know I don't copy.
00:22:17I'm an original.
00:22:18Yeah, we got you.
00:22:20JB still sick.
00:22:21Man, you sure you need me?
00:22:23Cause you look like you know what you doing.
00:22:25One, I can't drive.
00:22:27And two, this ain't no work for ladies.
00:22:30Oh, you really fighting the feminist cause, dear, ain't you, Tanya?
00:22:34Like your aunt, you mean?
00:22:35I saw her fake jogging the other day, chanting some whacked-out nonsense.
00:22:40That bitch is crazy.
00:22:42Yeah, that we can't agree on.
00:22:44And I got qualifications, honey.
00:22:47Like hell you do.
00:22:48I got a certificate in cosmology.
00:22:50You never seen my nails.
00:22:53What, you going into space now?
00:22:55You always did think you were so clever.
00:22:58Bah, remember Davis High?
00:23:01You didn't learn shit at that school.
00:23:03And you got your math on the corner in Davis.
00:23:07I find ascending cars with sophisticated cameras
00:23:10to take pictures of every street and house in America,
00:23:13including images of the inside of your home.
00:23:16CEO Tripp Hammer says that having every home and its content searchable is the future.
00:23:21This is the future.
00:23:23Privacy rights advocates were booed by liberal activists
00:23:25who feel everything should be online, free, and searching.
00:23:29We're on, boo.
00:23:30Let's move it out.
00:23:34This ain't a job for making new friends, is it?
00:23:41I thought you been into some repo work.
00:23:44Yeah, that's true.
00:23:45Same shit, but nicer cars.
00:23:47It's an honest dollar.
00:23:48And there ain't many of those around.
00:23:50An honest dollar that I ain't seen yet?
00:23:52Man, JB need to get his head straight.
00:23:55JB's going through a hard time.
00:23:57A hard time sitting on his ass smoking crack?
00:24:00I gotta keep his hours up.
00:24:02Word is they gonna sell the business.
00:24:04A new owner ain't good news for the drivers with no papers.
00:24:07JB sold his social for a piece two years back.
00:24:10I see the problem, but I just don't see that as mine.
00:24:13You too good to cover a brother now?
00:24:15I'm here, ain't I?
00:24:16I've been covering that brother for 20 years.
00:24:20Made you can't take that yourself, made you can't make...
00:24:22Drop it in the marked area.
00:24:24Same as before, honey.
00:24:26With all the time I had a mean flow, I had a cold ground, and that's a great match.
00:24:30Payback, fuck codes, and I make racks.
00:24:32And my pockets gonna stay fat, cause I murk beats and I slay tracks.
00:24:35I'll make it up to you, Franklin.
00:24:37You know I will.
00:24:39See you round.
00:24:40See you round.
00:24:44Don't you hey, baby, me?
00:24:46Where you at?
00:24:48Cause you supposed to be working, JB.
00:24:52Know I ain't your mama?
00:24:54She got wives and ditched your ass first chance she could.
00:24:57How faded are you, nigga?
00:25:00You ain't even making no sense.
00:25:03Uh-uh, who's that?
00:25:05Who you with?
00:25:07Keandra, I'm out here covering your ass while you sat smoking with that hooch.
00:25:12Yeah, she don't talk back to you, cause she's dumber than dirt, fool.
00:25:20Well, you ain't putting your hands on me anytime soon.
00:25:23That skank got mad diseases.
00:25:26Yeah, whatever.
00:25:27I'll talk to you later.
00:25:28Hey, look, man.
00:25:35Look!
00:25:36You were like a son to me.
00:25:37Employee of the month.
00:25:39This not mean nothing to you.
00:25:41Man, the dude had a gun to my head.
00:25:43No loyalty.
00:25:44No integrity.
00:25:45You should have taken the bullet.
00:25:47My business, my totally legitimate business.
00:25:50You are fucked, my boy.
00:25:52Fucked.
00:25:52I'm going to have a gentleman calling later.
00:25:57I'm going to have a gentleman calling later.
00:25:57Have a bugger.
00:25:58So make yourself scared.
00:26:00What's up, Auntie D?
00:26:03What's up, Auntie D?
00:26:04as a stunt double
00:26:05break into muscle
00:26:08punch to the cow
00:26:10all this crap
00:26:12is done
00:26:13we have last bit
00:26:15high speed accidents
00:26:17taking a baseball bat
00:26:18in the face
00:26:19getting shot
00:26:20knife in the back
00:26:21hold on
00:26:22and get the numbers
00:26:25you know
00:26:27you make the support
00:26:28force
00:26:28you are ready
00:26:29for the big scratch
00:26:30Stay normal now, auntie D.
00:26:55Why you got to make all that racket?
00:27:00I'm going to have a gentleman calling later, so make yourself scared.
00:27:22All that shit! Chop, what you been eatin'? I gotta get a regimen for your ass.
00:27:34Oh, that shit? Chop, what you been eatin'? I gotta get a regimen for your ass.
00:27:47Seriously?
00:28:05All right, Bob. One more day and I'm a retired man.
00:28:24Corn and potato chips. Morning, different night.
00:28:27Help! Somebody, I'm trapped! I just smell gas! Get me out of here!
00:28:39Move the pipe! Hurry, please! Steak some gas in here!
00:28:44Hurry up! Get back! She's gonna go!
00:28:50Run! It's gonna blow!
00:28:57Thank you so much! I thought I was done for there!
00:29:11Told him.
00:29:15I'm coming by you. Stop!
00:29:16I'm coming this weekend!
00:29:18You know, look good sitting next to you, nothing. Me, sweetie.
00:29:27I picked up the baby. Tell him to be a baby.
00:29:37What's up, man?
00:29:38I know what's up out there, man, but you gotta have faith, man. All right?
00:29:52Everything's gonna be okay.
00:29:53Like the therapist above says, man, it's gonna be okay. All right? You gotta chill the hell out, man. All right?
00:30:02Hey, what's up, homie?
00:30:04What's up, homie? It's all good. My dad's really happy with me. He loves you, too.
00:30:11Your dad loves me?
00:30:13Oh, he loves everybody.
00:30:15That's cool.
00:30:16Yo, like, even when they catch his wave, or when he gets cut in line at the amusement park, or even when he orders a chai latte, and somebody steals it, and then the man's like, who in God's name ordered a chai latte?
00:30:29Oh, shit. He sounds like a cool dude.
00:30:32I mean, he used to be a little bit nasty, but then I came around, and he dropped it.
00:30:36Man, I never really knew my dad.
00:30:38Yeah, he's kind of distant, though. I mean, he travels a lot. It's kind of crazy, but I still love him, even though all my friends say I shouldn't because of what he did to me.
00:30:50All right, man. Look, I gotta get back to my map.
00:30:53Yo, it's cool, homie. Be cool.
00:30:57So, like, the alternative to life, man, is death.
00:31:08And the interesting thing is that, well, life is cool, but so is death, man.
00:31:14I mean, life is like a crazy mindfuck, and then death, well, I mean, that's like a crazy mindfuck, too, man.
00:31:21It's outrageous. Praise. Oh, man, it's so rad.
00:31:27What do you want?
00:31:44Man, I'll come by for that drink you offered. That's all.
00:31:46I wasn't really serious about that.
00:31:48What?
00:31:51You're here. Whatever. Sit.
00:31:54You're not gonna rob me again.
00:31:55Man, I never robbed you. That was just a repossession.
00:31:59Okay. You call it whatever you want to call it. I really don't care.
00:32:05What can I do for you?
00:32:07Shit, I just came by to see if there's something I can help you with.
00:32:10I see you doing well for yourself.
00:32:12Look, I'm retired.
00:32:15Ain't you a bit young for the pipe, slippers, and staring at a fucking sunset?
00:32:18You know, I've been in this game for a lot of years, and I got out alive.
00:32:25That makes me the right age.
00:32:26You look like a good kid.
00:32:32But if you want my advice, give this shit up.
00:32:35You work hard, screw over everybody that you love.
00:32:39Hurt, rob, kill indiscriminately, and maybe, just maybe, if you're lucky, you've become a three-bit gangster.
00:32:46It's bullshit. Go to college.
00:32:51Then you're gonna rip people off and get paid for it.
00:32:54It's called capitalism.
00:32:57Hmm.
00:32:58So what I saw the other day was like when a corpse briefly reanimates itself and terrorizes everyone, right?
00:33:05What you saw the other day was a guy dealing with pests.
00:33:09I guess I never saw myself as just a fucking pest.
00:33:12Well, and today's lesson's all about humility.
00:33:16Tomorrow we'll try a training montage.
00:33:18A training what?
00:33:19Well, I was just lost in an 80s movie fantasy.
00:33:23Yeah, I can see you spend a lot of time there.
00:33:25Yeah, as much as I can.
00:33:27So that's why you're here in Vinewood, then, right?
00:33:29Maybe I'm here because I'm just an idiot.
00:33:32Who thinks that imported palm trees are a good substitute for not really knowing what the fuck you're doing on this earth.
00:33:39Jesus, man.
00:33:41You a good time, you know that.
00:33:44I'll tell you what.
00:33:47Least I can do is buy you that beer.
00:33:50There's a little bar I like.
00:33:52It's not too far from here.
00:33:54Let's go.
00:33:55All right, man. I'm following you.
00:34:00Let's take Amanda's car.
00:34:04Hey, Jim.
00:34:05I'm going for a drink, where...
00:34:06Dad! Shit!
00:34:07I'm in our boat going down the western highway.
00:34:10It's...
00:34:11It's been stolen.
00:34:12What?
00:34:13The yacht's been stolen?
00:34:15I was trying to sell it.
00:34:17I know you didn't want it sold, but I need money.
00:34:20And they don't want to buy it.
00:34:21They just want to take it.
00:34:22I'm hiding in the head.
00:34:24You're insane!
00:34:26All right, I'm coming.
00:34:27For my boat.
00:34:28All righty then.
00:34:31Change of...
00:34:32My darling boy is in trouble.
00:34:39I'll do what I can to help with that, man.
00:34:40Lesson number one.
00:34:45Don't ever have kids.
00:34:47Hey, man. Look.
00:34:48If I had kids, I don't think no parenting issues would arise over who had boat privileges and who don't.
00:34:54Shit, motherfuckers would be lucky to sit in the bathtub.
00:34:57Shit.
00:34:57Things that desperate, huh?
00:34:59Nah, but...
00:35:00You know, shit, I was making a point.
00:35:02Pathologizing self-deprecation.
00:35:04I know it well.
00:35:05Yeah, man.
00:35:06But shit, where the boat at?
00:35:07Little shit's been hijacked.
00:35:09They're somewhere on the western highway.
00:35:11Man, ain't you worried?
00:35:12About my boat?
00:35:13Yeah, I am.
00:35:15But you can always buy another boat.
00:35:16Yeah, tell my accountant that.
00:35:18Man, you can always get credit for one.
00:35:20But have you come repo it?
00:35:22No thank you.
00:35:23All right, homie.
00:35:24I ain't your homie.
00:35:26I'm someone you want to impress.
00:35:28Really?
00:35:28Man, I thought you was retired.
00:35:30Why the fuck do I want to impress some slipper-wearing motherfucker?
00:35:33Because I can still teach you a thing or two.
00:35:41Oh, there.
00:35:43There, there it is.
00:35:44That's my boat.
00:35:46You're both in a fucking...
00:35:47Hurry, man.
00:35:49Yeah, well, we'll catch them.
00:35:52We...
00:35:53Got a plan?
00:35:55Sure.
00:35:55Once I get us up close,
00:35:57you're the boarding party.
00:35:59More like the falling in traffic, boy.
00:36:01You'll be fine.
00:36:03Anything happens,
00:36:04I got a piece of the club box.
00:36:05I'll cover you.
00:36:06Okay, man, fine.
00:36:08Just fucking fine.
00:36:09So you thought of everything, right?
00:36:11Well, you said you want to learn
00:36:13the old way of doing things.
00:36:14This is...
00:36:15Come on, fuck this.
00:36:17Yay!
00:36:18Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:36:25Ah, this is gonna kill me.
00:36:27Ah, crap.
00:36:30Throw him overboard.
00:36:32Jesus!
00:36:34Hey, there ain't room up there
00:36:36for the both of you.
00:36:37Fucking animal.
00:36:39Oh, easy with those bricks.
00:36:41Don't you hurt my boy!
00:36:48Stay behind there, Frank.
00:36:50Get off of him!
00:36:53Hey, shoot this motherfucker!
00:36:55Hey, hey, hey!
00:36:56Over here!
00:36:56Over here!
00:37:03Okay, now go find Jimmy!
00:37:05Dad?
00:37:06Wait!
00:37:07You're the guy from the dealership!
00:37:08Yeah, and it's a long story, bro.
00:37:11Jimmy!
00:37:12No, no, no!
00:37:13Kid, watch out for the boom!
00:37:15Fuck!
00:37:15Hold on!
00:37:16Dad!
00:37:17Help!
00:37:18Help!
00:37:18Help!
00:37:19Ah, too close!
00:37:21Get under him, man!
00:37:22Let him go!
00:37:23Oh!
00:37:23Yeah.
00:37:24Let go of that!
00:37:25Boom!
00:37:26The fuck is wrong with you, kid?
00:37:29Dad!
00:37:30Don't dad be, you little shit!
00:37:33You better hope she's still seaworthy!
00:37:35Hang in there!
00:37:36I'll figure this out!
00:37:37Ah, shit!
00:37:40Yeah!
00:37:41Come on, kid!
00:37:42Come on, kid!
00:37:44Shit!
00:37:45Shit!
00:37:46Ah, shit!
00:37:47Fuck, kid!
00:37:49Whoa, crap!
00:37:51Hey, close, man!
00:37:52Close!
00:37:53Hey!
00:37:54Get me off the damn thing!
00:37:56Fuck!
00:37:57All the fuckin' board!
00:38:06Let's stop this ship for sailin'!
00:38:08Now, that doesn't sound good!
00:38:13Gee, that's the engine, man!
00:38:15Don't take your shit in this way!
00:38:17Don't break down!
00:38:19Not yet!
00:38:20Gah!
00:38:21My fuckin' boat!
00:38:23Hey!
00:38:24It's just a thing!
00:38:26At least you still got a son!
00:38:28Hey!
00:38:29It's a chop shop back there, dawg!
00:38:30If your driver's there, he can get the ride fixed!
00:38:34It's just a thing!
00:38:36My boat!
00:38:37Please stop doing that!
00:38:38Listen, I fucked up, okay?
00:38:41I'm not going to lie, that was a really bad judgment call.
00:38:44But, shit, dad, I nearly died!
00:38:47And all you give a shit about is this fucking boat!
00:38:50No, not that!
00:38:52All we do is scream at each other.
00:38:54No wonder I can't get a job!
00:38:56It's all your fucking fault!
00:38:58Or, it's not, but it's partly your fault!
00:39:01I mean, I just want to impress you by selling my boat to some gangbangers!
00:39:07I know it sounds dumb when you put it like that,
00:39:09but all you do is daydream or get angry!
00:39:13Look, I love you, Jimmy, but you're an asshole.
00:39:17And right now, with my boat disappearing over the horizon,
00:39:20that's all I can see!
00:39:23Franklin, would you do me a fair and get this kid a ride home after they fix this thing?
00:39:27I want to headbutt the road in peace.
00:39:29Oh, great!
00:39:30Leave me with the home invader!
00:39:32I'll get it done, dawg, no problem.
00:39:35Dad!
00:39:35Enough!
00:39:36All right?
00:39:37Enough!
00:39:38Hey, Franklin, can you call me a cab?
00:39:41No problem!
00:39:43Hey, I need a cab as soon as you can send one!
00:39:48Los Santos Customs, by the airport!
00:39:51All right, thanks!
00:39:53Thank you!
00:39:54Hey, so you, uh, do much yachting?
00:39:57Hey, this is the place up here.
00:39:59I know this dude, man.
00:40:00His name is Howard.
00:40:01He gonna look after him.
00:40:02All right, take what's in my pocket.
00:40:03A couple thousand bucks.
00:40:04That'll cover it, right?
00:40:06So you sure you're good?
00:40:08Yeah, I got this.
00:40:09All right.
00:40:09Oh, I'm gonna come up front.
00:40:11Get out and walk around.
00:40:12It's okay, I can just climb over.
00:40:14Look, man, I'm gonna get the ride fixed, man.
00:40:16They dropped it back off at your house along with this dude.
00:40:19It's all good, though, man.
00:40:20You go and get your head right, all right?
00:40:22All right.
00:40:22Listen, thanks for today.
00:40:23Appreciate it.
00:40:24You stop back out to the house, we'll talk.
00:40:26You see?
00:40:27Sure, man.
00:40:28Hey, sorry we didn't get your boat, man.
00:40:30Yeah.
00:40:30Come on, man.
00:40:31Let's trick this whip, homie.
00:40:54You gonna trick this whip or what?
00:40:56For a second, I thought you'd just come here to talk smack about that race you won.
00:41:00Recondition, sweet.
00:41:06You gonna do this thing or we gots to bounce?
00:41:19I'm gonna take you home now.
00:41:21It's Franklin, right?
00:41:23Yeah, Franklin.
00:41:24All the credit for our guy.
00:41:25The home invader.
00:41:26You know what?
00:41:27Call me what you like, man.
00:41:28Yeah, I, I, no, I, I mean, sure.
00:41:32Jimmy, ain't he?
00:41:33Or James?
00:41:34Jimmy.
00:41:35Or just like, Jizzle?
00:41:38Nah, man.
00:41:39I'll just stick with Jimmy, homie.
00:41:40So, uh, what's the deal, man?
00:41:43Huh?
00:41:44You and my old man?
00:41:45I see you at the dealership.
00:41:47Then someone steals my whip.
00:41:49And Pop is all like, he's been down there to talk to you guys.
00:41:52Yo, Pop's did more than talk.
00:41:54What'd he do?
00:41:55Look, man, if he ain't tell you, I ain't gonna tell you.
00:41:57But I lost my fucking job, and I thought maybe he could help me find a new one.
00:42:01Dude, my dad is retired.
00:42:03Like, fully?
00:42:04Like, his only marketable skills are watching TV and daytime drinking.
00:42:08Man, look, I don't know, homie.
00:42:10He seems okay to me.
00:42:11Shit, he saved your ass.
00:42:13You saved my ass.
00:42:15Nah, nah, man.
00:42:16Well, well, maybe we good together, you know?
00:42:18Like, maybe we can get shit done we couldn't do separately.
00:42:21If it keeps him out of the house, that's cool by me.
00:42:24Yeah, well, we'll see.
00:42:26Look, I'm sorry my dad lost to your job.
00:42:29It's hard out there.
00:42:30Tough.
00:42:31I mean, I'm employmentally challenged at the moment.
00:42:34Oh, you got fired, dude.
00:42:36Damn, that's rough.
00:42:38Not fired as such.
00:42:39I didn't get a job.
00:42:41I've been there, homie.
00:42:42You've been putting them resumes out there, but no one's hiring, huh?
00:42:45No, I, uh, I didn't get a job.
00:42:48I've never had a job.
00:42:49It feels like hard work.
00:42:51Life, the days just kind of disappear.
00:42:54Hey, you play righteous slaughter?
00:42:56Nah, not since the first couple.
00:42:58Okay.
00:43:15Yo, so, like, since we're both unemployed, like, we could run together, you know?
00:43:26Yeah, I think about it, homie.
00:43:28Or, or we could just, like, choppy, you know?
00:43:30Play darts or get our drink on.
00:43:33Strip clubs.
00:43:34Come on, dude.
00:43:35I get real crazy.
00:43:37Yeah, I got your number shit I needed, man, but, uh...
00:43:39Hey, you know what?
00:43:40Man, go easy on your pops, dog, all right?
00:43:42All right, church.
00:43:44Exactly, man.
00:43:45My brother from another mother.
00:43:47I mean, I hope so, because my mom was kind of a skank back in the day.
00:43:52See ya.
00:43:52Yeah, whatever, homie.
00:43:54Peace.
00:43:54Peace.
00:43:54All our prayers have been answered well.
00:44:12Hello.
00:44:13I don't want to know.
00:44:15Franklin!
00:44:16What the fuck?
00:44:17I mean, what the hell going on here?
00:44:19Wait a minute.
00:44:20Franklin, what are you doing here?
00:44:21I live here.
00:44:22This half my house, too.
00:44:24So you say?
00:44:25Anyway, Magenta is reinvigorating my femininity, so make yourself scarce, boy.
00:44:30Go.
00:44:31Go.
00:44:31With pleasure.
00:44:32Go.
00:44:32Goodness.
00:44:33And stay out of trouble!
00:44:36Yeah, yeah.
00:44:38I bet you ain't no more of a man than me.
00:44:40I hear that.
00:44:41Gangster shit, nigga!
00:44:43Look who's bizzack!
00:44:44Who's had it with it, man?
00:44:46Oh, no, no.
00:44:48Show some respect here, nigga.
00:44:49That man, he couldn't hold down his back.
00:44:51Come on, now.
00:44:52Damn, man.
00:44:53I gotta spend my day with another middle-aged fool trying to recapture his youth.
00:44:57What this fool just say?
00:44:58I missed you, dog.
00:44:59Oh, oh.
00:45:00You missed me, huh?
00:45:02Nah, I ain't missed you.
00:45:04Your ass could have stayed gone for good.
00:45:06So I fucked your girl, mugged your mom, and better yet, I ain't thought about your ass in years.
00:45:11Ha, ha.
00:45:11You got jokes now, huh?
00:45:13Hey, but I see you doing well for yourself.
00:45:16Check that on out.
00:45:17Shit, I'm doing just fine.
00:45:18That's what I hear.
00:45:19But I know some sweet boys up in the pen that got bigger balls than you.
00:45:23Oh, you been doing your time looking at sweet boy balls?
00:45:26Oh.
00:45:26Yeah, it's good to have confirmation.
00:45:27This funny fuck.
00:45:29Why you keep hanging around this clown, L?
00:45:31Shake this fool, man.
00:45:32We from the same set, Stretch.
00:45:34Why y'all niggas can't get along?
00:45:36Y'all been doing this shit for years, man.
00:45:38You know what, dawg?
00:45:39It's good you back home.
00:45:41Glad you here.
00:45:42Missed you, boy.
00:45:43Damn, you definitely got hit up inside.
00:45:45Hit up?
00:45:45Hey, hey.
00:45:46Yo, motherfucker, I know little niggas like you've been turned out on the daily.
00:45:50Talking about being hit up, nigga.
00:45:51I swear, man.
00:45:52You ain't got no motherfucking respect.
00:45:54Motherfucker, I got respect for reality.
00:45:56Reality?
00:45:57All right.
00:45:58All right.
00:45:58You keep thinking that.
00:45:59Just keep thinking that, nigga.
00:46:01Shit.
00:46:02You gonna get yours.
00:46:03Fuck you.
00:46:04I swear, man.
00:46:05Sprizettes, come on, man.
00:46:07Cool out.
00:46:07Chill, man.
00:46:08This motherfucker get on my goddamn nerve.
00:46:10This nigga get on my nerves, too, man.
00:46:12But part of the nigga charm, man.
00:46:14F, come on, man.
00:46:14This is a muscle move, man.
00:46:15You gonna drive or what, Bill?
00:46:17Drive where?
00:46:19Pick up this heat, nigga.
00:46:21Why?
00:46:22Business, nigga.
00:46:24Real business.
00:46:25Come on, girl.
00:46:26Y'all niggas act like girls.
00:46:27Shit.
00:46:27Not me.
00:46:28Shit.
00:46:29Let's go to the gun store.
00:46:31You know, when I went away, you punks was little homies.
00:46:41And I was a big homie.
00:46:43Now I'm out, and you little homies is big homies.
00:46:46But you still gotta respect.
00:46:48Man, what the fuck this nigga talking about?
00:46:50We all big homies, but he bigger, right?
00:46:52Exactly.
00:46:53Man, that's some fucking pyramid skiing bullshit.
00:46:55Pyramids is good, man.
00:46:58Illuminati pharaoh shit.
00:47:06Soon as we get this shit, as soon as we get paid, homie.
00:47:10As soon as we get incarcerated, more than likely.
00:47:13Hey, baby.
00:47:15What took you so long to call?
00:47:18Ammination.
00:47:19Armorer to the stars.
00:47:21Hey, what's up, man?
00:47:22Firing range is in the back,
00:47:23and all our weapons are customizable.
00:47:27Oh, hell yeah.
00:47:28You can trick your blam-blam out up in here.
00:47:30Quit all that.
00:47:31Just straight up artillery, man, all right?
00:47:33Don't y'all shut the fuck up.
00:47:34I got this, you clams.
00:47:36All right, homie.
00:47:37Get your shotgun with the flashlight modification.
00:47:40Why the fuck am I the only one buying this?
00:47:42Because we got sheets, homie.
00:47:44Now shut the fuck up and come on.
00:47:45Now just let me reinstate, man.
00:47:56If the purchases made by this man
00:47:58ain't got nothing to do with the two gentlemen of fella nature.
00:48:01That's right.
00:48:03Yeah.
00:48:04Now let's go bust on some niggas.
00:48:07Man, we got some recycling to do.
00:48:09Come on, man.
00:48:10Send her off friends in La Puerta.
00:48:11You got some cans or some shit I don't know about?
00:48:26Nah, homie.
00:48:27We got ourselves a drug deal.
00:48:29Why do I get the feeling
00:48:30it's gonna be one of them deals gone wrong type situation?
00:48:33Now see, that's that negative attitude
00:48:35Lamar was telling me about, nigga.
00:48:37You ain't getting nowhere thinking like that.
00:48:40The power of positive bullshit.
00:48:41You ought to be clenching your motherfucking vagina muscles
00:48:44with my hunt, nigga.
00:48:45After his bid,
00:48:46it probably need tightening up.
00:48:48This ain't new age shit.
00:48:49It's fact.
00:48:50You get what you get, fool.
00:48:52You been getting dick,
00:48:53but you ain't giving it, huh?
00:48:54Some Mark talk like that to an OG?
00:48:57CGF has changed, man.
00:48:59No wonder the hood is so lame right now.
00:49:02Speaking of change,
00:49:03Lamar's been meaning to talk to you, homie.
00:49:05Nah, nah, not now, homie.
00:49:07What's happening?
00:49:08It's nothing, my nigga, nothing.
00:49:09You know, just some ideas, that's all.
00:49:11Man, ideas ain't your strong suit,
00:49:13so put it on me.
00:49:15It's nothing real, homie.
00:49:17When there's something real, we'll talk.
00:49:18Bullshit, man.
00:49:20It's realer than this crap.
00:49:23Hey, we meeting them here.
00:49:31Man, how'd you find this place?
00:49:33Homie set it up.
00:49:34It's the kind of spot where we ain't gonna be disturbed.
00:49:36That's what the fuck worries me.
00:49:38I'm more of a hide-in-the-plain-sight type of nigga.
00:49:41No, you more of a punk bitch type nigga.
00:49:48Oh, fuck, man.
00:49:50Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:49:52What's up, fool?
00:49:53What up, Win?
00:49:53You got that shit, nigga, with a paper hat.
00:49:55Nigga, I'm talking about Boo-Koo-Fields, boy.
00:49:57Lamar Davis.
00:49:59What's up, boy?
00:50:00Everything cool?
00:50:01Hold on, man.
00:50:02What the fuck?
00:50:02Man, you was just kidnapping this nigga.
00:50:04Oh, come on, dawg.
00:50:05You don't real recognize real?
00:50:07D, my nigga, just got out, crossing lines,
00:50:10did some time with some of your folks.
00:50:11Hey, look, look, look.
00:50:12This ain't about you, man.
00:50:13What?
00:50:13You know these niggas done fucked up.
00:50:15Yo, what the fuck is this trick talking about, man?
00:50:17Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:18Somebody creeps on us?
00:50:19They putting a nigga on TV, man.
00:50:21About some gang intervention shit.
00:50:23Hey, this ain't the police, dawg.
00:50:24This some ballers, bullshit.
00:50:25Nigga, that's some bullshit.
00:50:26Fuck you.
00:50:27Hey, what the setup, nigga?
00:50:29This shit fucked up.
00:50:29Fuck you, nigga.
00:50:30They fucking fucking shit.
00:50:32Old bitch-ass ballers.
00:50:35Come on, through here.
00:50:39Oh, damn.
00:50:39Oh, you see that shit?
00:50:43You get decent.
00:50:45You get down.
00:50:46That fucking D instead of something.
00:50:48Stay down.
00:50:51Fuck.
00:50:52I said lay low after you got climbed.
00:50:54You lay low, motherfucker.
00:50:55That ain't me.
00:50:56I can see that.
00:50:57You handled that fool.
00:50:59Yeah, and I'd handle him again.
00:51:00Many times as it takes.
00:51:02Shit.
00:51:03Cover me, homie.
00:51:04Fuck.
00:51:05Grounds, man.
00:51:08You going first next time, no fool.
00:51:10Shit, nigga, then we all be dead.
00:51:12Not me, nigga.
00:51:13You ain't creepin' on us.
00:51:17Oh, there's someone in the house.
00:51:19Oh, there's someone in the house.
00:51:20Hey, the homie.
00:51:20Family take no fuck.
00:51:22Fuck.
00:51:23Fuck.
00:51:24Fuck.
00:51:24Yeah, motherfucker.
00:51:26Ah.
00:51:29Deal my ass, nigga.
00:51:32Never trust the parlor, homie.
00:51:34Never trust you is the lesson I'm takin' away from this shit.
00:51:36Man, I don't want so clumsy-ass fallin' down these stairs, fool.
00:51:41They was a safety hassle for folk blood got spilled all over the place.
00:51:44Brolder!
00:51:45Never fuckin' learn.
00:51:47That's Jankson.
00:52:00Brolder!
00:52:01Brolder's run this shit!
00:52:02Send him back!
00:52:05This is fuck.
00:52:07Shady motherfucker!
00:52:09Fuck you!
00:52:12I made this motherfucker!
00:52:13I'm gonna follow you for a minute.
00:52:21Come on!
00:52:22Come on!
00:52:22Fire him up!
00:52:42Nigga, get out of the laydown!
00:52:48Oh, you see that shit?
00:52:50Man, it's holdin' here!
00:52:53Get behind somethin'!
00:52:54What kind of hell, motherfucker, would trust that motherfucker?
00:52:58It look good on paper, thought.
00:53:00I'm gonna take it!
00:53:01The place's on fire!
00:53:02Shit's burnin'!
00:53:03We gotta go, man!
00:53:04Move!
00:53:06Here again?
00:53:07Double of them fuckers holdin' out!
00:53:09Blast they ass!
00:53:12They got my number, man!
00:53:13Go ahead!
00:53:14Fuck you!
00:53:16Man, bullshit!
00:53:20Come on, lil' homie!
00:53:21Let's do this!
00:53:22Enough with all that shit!
00:53:23We on our way!
00:53:25See what's up ahead, homie!
00:53:27Fuck!
00:53:27Cops outside!
00:53:29I ain't goin' back!
00:53:31Here's the fire door!
00:53:33Through the fire exit!
00:53:34Come on!
00:53:36Hey, one time!
00:53:37We ain't goin' nowhere with that chopper on us!
00:53:39Take it out!
00:53:45Ass fuck!
00:53:46We're goin' down!
00:53:50Hey, it's a ladder over here!
00:53:54It's a long climb to freedom!
00:54:00Damn, homie!
00:54:01Watch that shit, fool!
00:54:02We almost there!
00:54:06I can see the finish line!
00:54:08Come on, homie!
00:54:08We get over this and we good, homie!
00:54:25We almost dropped this shit!
00:54:26Boom!
00:54:28Boy, me an old-timer, but I ain't comfortable with these rollers on us!
00:54:32Man, out that motherfuckin' right now!
00:54:34Out!
00:54:34Out!
00:54:34What was your dad?
00:54:43I ain't got nothin' to do with me, homie!
00:54:45We are in route!
00:54:51Air support in route!
00:54:55I ain't catchin' this!
00:54:59I'm gettin' low in the seat!
00:55:00They still on us!
00:55:02Shady motherfucker!
00:55:03Man, where the roll is at?
00:55:11Man, stop drivin' out conspicuous and shit!
00:55:19That's it!
00:55:20That's it!
00:55:21We lost him!
00:55:21Now take us somewhere where we can get it in, homie!
00:55:25We goin' back to my crib, man, and you can walk from there!
00:55:27All you can stand down, code for it!
00:55:31Hey, what the hell you walked me into back there?
00:55:35Shit, man, you the one popped his ass!
00:55:37I did the necessary!
00:55:39Yeah, thank you for that, dawg!
00:55:41This all on you, LD, lanky dumbass!
00:55:44Me!
00:55:45Hey, I ain't know the fools was gonna roll on us!
00:55:47If you started something with the ballers, shit!
00:55:50I don't care if you CGF for life, man!
00:55:52You done!
00:55:53Done, you dig?
00:55:55Actually, we ain't CGF for life!
00:55:57Cause all that mean is we giving you money for nothing!
00:55:59We got our own shit now, homie!
00:56:01Foreign gangsters!
00:56:02Oh, no, no!
00:56:03He don't mean that, Loke!
00:56:05Everton's talkin' outside his neck!
00:56:06I'ma reach cross lines, all right?
00:56:08Conversate with the purple homies!
00:56:10Yeah, yeah!
00:56:11That's a good idea, man!
00:56:12Smart shit!
00:56:13But if I gotta hang you assholes out for this, the gang comes first!
00:56:18Oh, it ain't gonna come to that, homie!
00:56:20You all diplomatic and shit!
00:56:22Yeah!
00:56:22He a real fuckin' diplomat, ain't he?
00:56:24This that peace-talkin' motherfucker we should've sent to the Middle East!
00:56:28Watch out!
00:56:28What the fuck?
00:56:30Here we are, man!
00:56:31You gon' hang with your auntie while the men break it off!
00:56:34Shut the fuck up!
00:56:35Hell no, nigga!
00:56:36You sounded more and more like a snee-eye itch every day!
00:56:40Hell yeah!
00:56:40Nah, nigga, I sound like somebody trying to make some paper and not get killed!
00:56:44He's a hook-ass nigga, I told you!
00:56:45Nigga, go toss a salad, stretch-mark-ass bitch!
00:56:48Fuckin' buster!
00:56:58Say, babe, why'd you send me some of those nice flicks for you?
00:57:05You know the ones I'm talkin' about!
00:57:10Hey, check this out!
00:57:11Pull that little number that you know I like!
00:57:13You know it's the one I'm talkin' about!
00:57:20My brother from another crack mother!
00:57:23What's goin' on now?
00:57:25JB!
00:57:26Nigga's gone AWOL, baby!
00:57:28I don't know what to do!
00:57:29Is he ever not AWOL?
00:57:31He's bad, Franklin!
00:57:33Got his claws in deep this time!
00:57:36They're on to him!
00:57:37Leaving messages!
00:57:38Saying he gon' get cut!
00:57:40You ain't gon' let her sister starve!
00:57:42Look, man, I'm not gon' let that happen, alright?
00:57:45Now leave it with me!
00:57:45I swear it's not legal!
00:57:47High above the clouds, matter of fact!
00:57:50Call it primo, she's over in her sweet state!
00:57:53With a missed state!
00:57:54Tell him, hoes, I'm starving!
00:57:56I just came to party!
00:57:58I'm put tryin' to hurt nobody!
00:57:59You did it!
00:58:00Boy, you girl, she just won't be here!
00:58:03Go away!
00:58:03Sorry!
00:58:04I love it!
00:58:1510-33!
00:58:16This is dispatch!
00:58:1710-33!
00:58:18We got a car installed on the train tracks at Chum Street, Elysian Island!
00:58:22Who's got ears?
00:58:23Over!
00:58:24Yo, yo!
00:58:25I can handle that!
00:58:26And for put the hammer down
00:58:52Man I almost soiled myself
00:58:56Am I glad you showed up
00:59:05Any chance you could take me to a mechanic
00:59:07So I can get that death trap fixed
00:59:09That's a bad place to break down
00:59:15Yeah, it started spluttering at the cross
00:59:17Then the engine just cut out
00:59:19Damn car, foreign trash
00:59:21I've told my wife a hundred times
00:59:23But she's like, oh no, Phil, you can't say that
00:59:26Not anymore
00:59:27She'll soon change the tune when she finds out I nearly died
00:59:30All this fancy eco crap they put in cars now
00:59:33We never asked for it
00:59:34We never signed that treaty
00:59:36A mile less to the gallon
00:59:37And maybe I wouldn't have ended up on top of the train tracks
00:59:40I'm at a loss for words
00:59:42Could've fooled me
00:59:43Makes a nice change, though, to get told for a good reason
00:59:46Normally I'd be cussing you out
00:59:47You know, asking you how you sleep at night
00:59:49I'm sure you would, man
00:59:51You've been in the business long?
00:59:53Uh, I ain't exactly in the business
00:59:55Just helping out a friend, dawg
00:59:57Okay, thanks again
01:00:03That took me to the cows
01:00:04No, I can't see what happens
01:00:04To get to the fam
01:00:05I ain't exactly in the business
01:00:06No, not to keep going
01:00:07There is
01:00:07You know, there's some
01:00:08There are some
01:00:08Phillip, executes
01:00:08Who doesn't go
01:00:09To get to the car
01:00:09If you're in the truck
01:00:10Whatever tenemos
01:00:11There is
01:00:11Here is
01:00:12Tyler, you can't see
01:00:12I'm sure
01:00:13My
01:00:26Okay, thanks again
01:00:27That could have been much worse
01:00:37If it ain't the finest man in South LS you could tell JB I did his work for him again
01:00:44I will boo soon as he wakes up
01:00:47Oh
01:00:53Hey, hey, hey, you know what if you thought it was incredible getting some of the aging trout the other day
01:00:59You just wait till we get a picture of poppy Mitchell get in a dirt box man
01:01:03Beverly good to see you no seriously dude dude. It is a backdoor bonanza with up. It's just concerned
01:01:11America's newest sweetheart man. She likes cotton candy and puppy. Yeah ain't getting in the bunghole
01:01:17No, no seriously dude one shot of that dirty little slut monkey and we're in the money homie. We're in the money
01:01:23Who says America is going to hell well not me?
01:01:29Come on, let's move now remember dude. This is a covert op we need to blend in
01:01:34Ninja style all my lead confident, but forgettable from here on out. We're ghosts
01:01:40Yeah, me and you we ain't gonna stand out at all
01:01:44Shh you blow our cover. This should be fucking in a resident
01:01:52I
01:01:54Can hear someone stay close and play it cool
01:01:58What do you want me to do? I'm at work the strangest diaper. It's not that hard. I
01:02:03Don't care if it smells like number two. He's a grandfather put family do
01:02:07Listen I gotta go love you. Do your homework, okay?
01:02:11Hey, Maria. How are you going?
01:02:13You know another day another minimum wage. You see the state of bungalow dress? No, was it bad?
01:02:20Come on. They should be just past this pool
01:02:22Hey
01:02:36Here you take the camera she knows me dude. I'll keep lookout
01:02:52Is that good, babe?
01:02:53Oh
01:02:54Oh, oh, it's fantastic
01:02:56Really?
01:02:57Yes
01:02:58Oh, you're so big
01:03:01I know
01:03:03I must say for a virgin you're really not that into this
01:03:06I'm only a virgin for TV
01:03:08Really?
01:03:10Really?
01:03:11I mean, I always watch afterwards and jump up and down so it doesn't count
01:03:15What?
01:03:16I'm not releasing a sex tape for at least three years unless my agent tells me to
01:03:22What? I thought this... I love you, Poppy
01:03:26I really want us to go places. I thought we could be the cutest teen couple
01:03:30But Justin, you're 21 and I'm 24. We only say we're teens for marketing purposes
01:03:36That's not true
01:03:37Okay
01:03:38Just get on with it, will you?
01:03:40Hungry
01:03:47There's someone watching
01:03:49Oh shit! Security! Abort! Abort! This way!
01:03:53You're fucking dead!
01:03:54Come on! Go, go, go!
01:03:56I will bankrupt you with litigation!
01:04:00Get the fuck in the car, man!
01:04:02They're still coming after us!
01:04:05Don't just sit there! Film that psycho slut!
01:04:07Damn! America's sweetheart is one angry ass bitch
01:04:11Yeah, I know! She's terrifying! It's perfect!
01:04:14I'll try to lose them
01:04:16I was working on my quads, you idiot!
01:04:19Scrape road coming up! This is your chance to get a good shot of her!
01:04:23Man, you're not the one hanging out of this fucking trunk
01:04:26You people are stuck!
01:04:30Man, this gon' get worse before it get better!
01:04:35Whoa! Whoa! What the hell, man?
01:04:39That motherfucker's right on top of us, dawg!
01:04:42I'm taking a sharp right! Keep that stammer on her!
01:04:45Cut her!
01:04:50Those two men are child molesters!
01:04:54I'm gonna go left, and cut across the intersection! Hold on!
01:04:59Yeah, fuck you two, man!
01:05:01You have no idea what I'm capable of!
01:05:05Move! Come on, man! Hit the gang!
01:05:16This crazy-ass bitch!
01:05:18Aw, shit! We got traffic ahead!
01:05:23Going left! Keep it steady!
01:05:25I will fucking destroy you!
01:05:28And everyone who knows you!
01:05:32Jesus, she's still on us!
01:05:36Screw this! I'm going through the construction site!
01:05:39Nooo!
01:05:45Nooo!
01:05:48Man, shit!
01:05:50I hope this didn't just turn into a snuff movie!
01:05:52Eh, whatever! She's fine!
01:05:54I'll wipe the audio!
01:05:55Oh, I can just see the headlines now!
01:05:57Poppy Mitchell crashes car on drug-fueled sex rampage!
01:06:05Another illuminating experience, homie!
01:06:07Hey, someone's gotta do it!
01:06:09I really don't think so!
01:06:10Hey, look!
01:06:11If you don't want to become rich beyond your wildest dreams
01:06:14while performing a vital public service,
01:06:16you won't meet me again!
01:06:18But then again,
01:06:20you're not an idiot!
01:06:22No, I am a fucking idiot!
01:06:37My dad doesn't kind of HAVE to pay off!
01:06:42It's a kil dream!
01:06:44And all of thebies might don't find a secure piece!
01:06:47I think he's hidden!
01:06:49I'm too proud!
01:06:50Yeah, he's lucky.
01:06:52So, I was surprised to see what he had come out of the eye of the eye,
01:06:54y'all walked away with the image of piques!
01:06:55It's an abusive car.
01:06:56I have to jump right off!
01:06:57I'll hit him!
01:06:58I camp right off...
01:06:59I blocked mine...
01:07:00And it's taps!
01:07:01I'll see you next time.
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