00:00Look, I hate to say it to you Amazons,
00:02but I'm going to be 100 with you guys.
00:04The Mets still look like the Yankees' little brother,
00:06and it's really pissing off the Mets fan in me at this point.
00:10Where's Grimace or whatever gimmick they're going to use?
00:13Because, oh my gosh, this team looks
00:16and has looked completely horrible.
00:18We've been so focused on bashing Aaron Boone
00:21and all of the problems that the Yankees been having
00:23that we haven't gave dropping 12 of your last 14.
00:28And whatever that show was Wednesday night,
00:30the negative energy it deserves.
00:32You think the Yankees have had it bad
00:34since around June 11th and June 12th?
00:37David Peterson went from pitching nine scoreless innings
00:40on June 11th to getting axed last night
00:43after three and one third innings
00:44where he gave up six earned runs.
00:47The fantastic or the Fab Four's bats,
00:50they ain't been fab nor fantastic.
00:52And this team as a whole is 20 and 32 since June 12th.
00:57I'm gonna relax and I'm gonna take a deep breath
00:59because they do still have a one game lead
01:01for the final NL wildcard spot.
01:04But now would be a good time to bring back Grimace,
01:06the Hamburglar, or heck,
01:08I'd even settle for Mayor McCheese at this point.
01:11Be a good little brother, Mets.
01:13Do your homework and your chores.
01:15And if you get some wins, I'll read you a bedtime story.
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