00:00I casually sprayed some water on the sandbox, and the human world was instantly drenched in a torrential downpour.
00:04A little more spray, and the entire land came to life.
00:07I am God.
00:08This world, I created it.
00:09But today, I suddenly found everything around me incredibly noisy.
00:12It turned out that humans were experimenting with friction to make fire.
00:15Watching this, I found it somewhat amusing, because it would take them 200,000 years before I would grant them fire.
00:21But in the next moment, they actually discovered how to make fire by friction.
00:24I was instantly furious.
00:25Little snuff him out!
00:26My assistant gently blew, extinguishing their only flame.
00:29But even this couldn't quell my anger.
00:31I ordered my assistant to bring the elephant herd and drive the humans back into their damp, cold caves.
00:35This satisfied me a little, and I returned to my scientific research.
00:38Just then, a bold human stepped out of the cave.
00:40My rage erupted again.
00:42My assistant told me that humans were dancing to pray for rain.
00:44I realized I had forgotten to end the drought.
00:47I commanded my assistant to send them rain.
00:49With a gentle spray, the human world was instantly drenched.
00:52Seeing their joyful faces, I felt a little proud.
00:54I ordered my assistant to continue spraying, and the whole world came to life.
00:57But the next moment, I made a cruel decision.
00:59I decided that everything humans had must be granted by me personally.
01:02To punish these rebellious humans, I ordered my assistant to release a plague on the human world, spraying poison.
01:07With my assistant's action, a plague instantly broke out in the human world.
01:10The entire tribe fell one after another.
01:12But even then, I remained indifferent.
01:14Soon, a few humans developed immunity, miraculously surviving.
01:17They realized something was wrong, and began to kneel, praying to me, seeking forgiveness, and dancing the dance of submission.
01:22Seeing this, I felt greatly satisfied.
01:24So, I turned around and took a nap.
01:26When I woke up, two million years had passed in the human world.
01:29Those humans, once naked, starving, and only able to crawl on the ground to pray to me, now lived in modern high-rise buildings.
01:35This almost made me faint with anger.
01:37To make them understand who their true master was, I pointed at the tallest building in the city, ordering my assistant to destroy it.
01:42My assistant lit a match, easily tossing it over.
01:44The building was instantly engulfed in flames.
01:46But it still didn't feel enough.
