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Mortimer and Whitehouse - Gone Fishing (2018) Season 8 Episode 1 - River Itchen, Hampshire - Wild Brown Trout
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00:00BIRDS CHIRP
00:12Bit fast, Bob. Go take it easy.
00:15There. Nice.
00:20Um, two birds. What?
00:22Pungent. Putrid.
00:25It's beautiful here. No, your car. What's going on?
00:28Something in the boot. Shall we...? Do you want to have a look?
00:32Well, we'll get ready. This is a nice-looking... Beautiful-looking place, isn't it?
00:36Ted, is this stench anything to do with you?
00:43Oh! What's that?
00:45It can only be described as a residue. Oh, my God.
00:51That doesn't smell so bad. Oh, that's bad.
00:54Really? It's more likely to be...
00:56Ooh. Get your nose in now. All right, ready? Go on.
01:00Oh! What on earth is that...?
01:02It's disgusting. I'm going to leave that outside.
01:05If we could capture that... Do you want a sweet, by the way?
01:07No, it won't be.
01:14Look at this, Bob. Where do you think you are? Paradise?
01:17Well, I mean, I've never seen the light pole. There's water everywhere, isn't there?
01:19I know, yeah. This actually is a water meadow. And it is fairly pristine.
01:25What makes something a water meadow?
01:27Well, it's kind of the original habitat, really, that the chalk streams ran through.
01:31And really, all this land would be irrigated by the chalk stream. Look at it, look.
01:34This is the river Itchin. Right.
01:35Probably the prettiest of the chalk streams.
01:36So you've always wanted to come here, yeah?
01:37I have, yeah. Well, here you are.
01:38I've never been to this place and I've always wanted to come to this exact bit.
01:40It's your birthday as well, Paul. It is my birthday today, Bob.
01:41A special birth to treat. Yeah.
01:42So what are we going to do here?
01:43So what are we going to do here?
01:44It's kind of the original habitat, really, that the chalk streams ran through.
01:47And really, all this land would be irrigated by the chalk streams. Look at it, look.
01:50This is the river Itchin. Right.
01:51Probably the prettiest of the chalk streams.
01:53So you've always wanted to come here, yeah? I have, yeah.
01:55Well, here you are.
01:56I've never been to this place and I've always wanted to come to this exact bit.
02:00It's your birthday as well, Paul.
02:01It is my birthday today, Bob.
02:03A special birth to treat.
02:05Yeah.
02:06What are we fishing for? Trout, I imagine.
02:11Yep, we are, but wild brown trout.
02:14I would so love to see an Itchin wild brown trout.
02:18Will you concentrate?
02:19I will try it.
02:20Good luck, sir.
02:21Can I step straight down?
02:23Well, you can, yeah.
02:24See, it's not that bad, is it?
02:26Not that bad at all.
02:27No.
02:28Lovely.
02:29Paul, give me a little lesson. I always forget.
02:32You see some little fish starting around there?
02:35Yeah.
02:36Do you want me to run through the tackle in 26 seconds?
02:40Less than. Go on, do it. Tell me about fly fishing.
02:43Nine foot, four weight, carbon fibre rod.
02:46Real.
02:47Floating line.
02:48You can see it's a plastic technology.
02:50That floats.
02:51That carries the weight that loads the rod.
02:53Attached to that is normal fishing line.
02:56Very thin, thin, thin, tiny, tiny, tiny.
02:59To dry fly.
03:01In this case, a parachute Adam's clink hammer.
03:05Say that.
03:0726 seconds.
03:08Are you happy?
03:09I am very happy.
03:10Are you happy with what you said?
03:11I think it was really good.
03:12And tell me, is there just trout in here?
03:14Grayling trout.
03:15I saw a little shoulder fish there.
03:17It could have been small grayling.
03:18There might be some dace in here.
03:20I've caught some big grayling out of the lower itching.
03:22Try it.
03:23Big grayling.
03:24Really big ones.
03:26So there's grayling, yeah?
03:33Show me out of Cassapole.
03:34OK.
03:35Should have seen this grayling, so that would be.
03:39Everyone clapped.
03:40There was nobody else there, Bob.
03:41I don't need validation.
03:43Can you see that fly all right?
03:44Yeah.
03:45I see him.
03:46OK.
03:47And the fish are facing...
03:48Facing upstream.
03:49They're always sort of wary.
03:50They've got to be wary, haven't they?
03:51Don't need to cast too far.
03:52See, like that.
03:53And then you keep in touch with it.
03:54You don't want to be dragging the fly, but any sort of un-flying,
03:57unnatural drag, and a fish will turn away, unless it's something like a big mayfly that's got
04:18impetus and sometimes does skit across the surface.
04:22But they're not on the mayfly yet.
04:25I haven't seen a mayfly.
04:27I saw one come off Oliver.
04:28They'll come off more later in the day than the fish.
04:31The evening is the best time, Bob.
04:33You know you said...
04:34Because it is for everything.
04:35Like having Malibu.
04:36Exactly.
04:37Evening boo, darling?
04:40An evening boo?
04:41Where would we be without our evening boo, darling?
04:46Splash of soda with your boo, darling?
04:49No, I like it neat.
04:50Those chops were lovely, weren't they?
04:55There you go.
04:56So just that, alright?
04:57Yeah, I've been watching.
04:58I think I went for...
04:59Ah!
05:00Ah!
05:01Ah!
05:02Yeah, you got me first cast, you got me, Bob.
05:03Well, why were you stood there?
05:04Well, out of the line of fire, I thought.
05:05Come on then.
05:06Have you got your sunglasses on, Bob?
05:07Yep.
05:08You should be wearing sunglasses when you're casting a fly like this.
05:09Right, go on.
05:10Yeah, not bad.
05:11It's not great, Paul.
05:12It's not bad.
05:13There's a moat fly coming off, look.
05:15See?
05:16It was fire, I thought.
05:18Come on then.
05:19Have you got your sunglasses on, Bob?
05:21Yep.
05:22You should be wearing sunglasses when you're casting a fly like this.
05:25Right, go on.
05:28Yeah, not bad.
05:29No, but it's not great, Paul.
05:31It's not bad.
05:35There's a mayfly coming off, look.
05:37See?
05:38We're gonna walk up a bit, maybe try with a nymph.
06:05That's it.
06:07Oh.
06:22Come on, you boys.
06:26Nope.
06:32Ooh.
06:33Yep.
06:34You in?
06:35Yep.
06:36Good fish.
06:37Yep.
06:38Is it trout?
06:39I think so, yeah.
06:40Nice.
06:41Wild trout.
06:42Actually, I'm not sure why it's fighting, Bob.
06:43I think it might be a grayling.
06:45That's a grayling, isn't it?
06:47I haven't seen him yet.
06:49Whoa.
06:50Yeah, it's grayling.
06:51They're so strong.
06:52Aren't they?
06:53They're so strong.
06:54Aren't they?
06:55Got him?
06:56Well done, Bob.
06:58Well, that was a nice session.
07:00God, look at that.
07:01Not actually in season, but what a lovely accident, eh?
07:04What a powerful fish.
07:06Look at that.
07:07Look at this fin.
07:08Lilac and pink.
07:09The most beautiful fish.
07:11Probably that swims in our waters.
07:14Incredible.
07:15Yeah.
07:16There we go.
07:18Go on, then.
07:19And away he goes.
07:21That's a birthday treat, people.
07:22What?
07:23I didn't think of that.
07:24Of course it is, eh?
07:25What a birthday treat.
07:26Yeah.
07:27This grayling I've seen by a long, long way.
07:29Yeah.
07:30I know you've got big graylings, but, yeah.
07:32No, but the itching has served me well for graylings.
07:35Yeah.
07:36Thank you, itching.
07:37How beautiful.
07:38Well done.
07:39Let's have a cuppa, yeah?
07:40Yeah.
07:41Lovely.
07:51Hey, look at the...
07:52Can you see the light playing on that tree trunk?
07:54Yeah.
07:55Lovely, isn't it?
07:56And that one there, look at that.
07:57Oh, that's a crack.
07:58It's a light shower, isn't it?
07:59Nice one.
08:00Yeah.
08:01Good spot.
08:02Can you hold that?
08:03Because I've got to be honest with you, Paul.
08:04You know my rather sweaty bag?
08:05Yeah.
08:06This sugar has spilt, so I'm having to pick it out of my bag.
08:09What, granule by granule?
08:10Yeah, literally.
08:11Here we are in this bucolic heaven, and you're...
08:13What?
08:14What?
08:15Granule by granule?
08:16Yeah, literally.
08:17Here we are in this bucolic heaven, and you're...
08:19What?
08:20What?
08:21What?
08:22What?
08:23Do you do any jogging, Paul?
08:24I don't, Bob.
08:25Do you know, I did a little bit of an inadvertent, accidental jogging with the dog the other day,
08:38and I thought, my jogging days are over.
08:40They're over.
08:41I could do exercise for quite a long time, but low impact.
08:44Bike.
08:45Cross trainer.
08:46But, you know.
08:47I, erm...
08:48I like jogging my jeans, just in my clothes.
08:51If I go out for a run, I'm not going to get gear on and all that.
08:55It's just as good for your running, even if you haven't got sports gear on.
08:59Well, yeah, of course he is.
09:00Yeah.
09:01You don't have to wear sports gear.
09:03Yeah.
09:04It works just as well.
09:06Just in your jeans or in a nice top, in a blouse or something.
09:10Or a full PJ.
09:13Morning.
09:14What I'm saying, Paul, is...
09:16Yes, I know what you're saying.
09:18But it works just as well.
09:20You don't have to have lycra.
09:21No, you don't.
09:22And stripy.
09:23But you try stretching in jeans.
09:25I'm not going stretching.
09:26I'm going jogging.
09:27Yeah, but after you're jogging, I hope you stretch.
09:30No, I've never stretched in my life.
09:32Oh, I have lent up really high, cos I can...
09:34Yeah, you like to come up high, don't you?
09:36No, my top cabinet has got me ringos and me watsits.
09:39So I have to reach up to that.
09:42Right.
09:46Very nice.
09:47I've enjoyed that cup of tea, Paul.
09:48Shall we fish on, try and get a brown trout?
09:50Yeah, definitely.
09:51Let's do it.
09:55Good morning.
09:57Oh!
10:07Walk out here a bit further.
10:11And try a couple of casts under the tree.
10:13With these trout, you can probably keep the line a bit even tighter, you know?
10:21Nice cast, Bob.
10:22You've got to be quicker than that with the liner.
10:24OK.
10:25And if you see the line move back upstream, that's when you need to strike, all right?
10:30That's nice.
10:38There's a decent trout out there, but that's not far from it.
10:40He's turned around and got it.
10:41He's got it!
10:42Strike!
10:43Argh!
10:44He didn't have it!
10:45He...
10:46Well, he did.
10:47Oh, yeah.
10:48Sorry, Paul.
10:49Saw his mouth open, grabbed it.
10:51Oh, I suppose you saw him say, mmm, lovely!
10:53Yeah!
10:55I actually did, believe it or not.
11:05You OK?
11:06Yeah, I think so.
11:07Do you like watching me fish?
11:08Yeah, it's...
11:09You can learn, can't you?
11:10Yeah.
11:11Some of the stuff I'm doing is very advanced.
11:14It's very subtle.
11:15Yeah.
11:16It's...
11:17You'd almost think...
11:18He doesn't know what he's doing, that bloke.
11:20Ooh, there's a fish over there, Paul.
11:21Right, we'll cast to it.
11:22I'm in.
11:23You're in?
11:24He's in.
11:25Yes!
11:26Yes, get in.
11:27Do you see that?
11:28Yes!
11:29Well done, Bobby.
11:30He's gone.
11:31Right.
11:32What?
11:33He's gone.
11:34He's gone.
11:35You're in?
11:36He's in.
11:37Yes!
11:38Yes, get in.
11:39Do you see that?
11:40Yes!
11:41Well done, Bobby.
11:42He's gone.
11:43What?
11:44He's gone.
11:45You screaming.
11:51I love the way you blame me for that.
11:58Come on, Bob.
12:01Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
12:02Look at that! Check it out!
12:03Here you go!
12:04Look at him gun, as you would say.
12:07We've got a lovely accommodation, Paul.
12:09Have we?
12:10Yeah.
12:11It's got, like, a bonus factor
12:13that I think will appeal to you.
12:15OK.
12:18Oh, he's looking older than us.
12:20Good boy.
12:30It's like being on escape to the country, isn't it, Paul?
12:32It is a bit, isn't it?
12:33And what's our budget?
12:37You probably watch it religiously, don't you?
12:39I have never missed an episode.
12:48I think you're going to like it.
12:50Ooh!
12:51Riverside Lodge.
12:52I think I'd call it Pondside.
12:54The River Avon.
12:55Is that it just there?
12:56Just there.
12:57Just there.
12:58And this is a pond.
12:59Yeah.
13:00It is a pond.
13:01But it's full of fish.
13:02Is it?
13:03So we could have, see the veranda there?
13:04Yeah.
13:05We could have a little fish and some beer.
13:06OK.
13:07Lovely.
13:08It's arriving in style, isn't it?
13:09Yeah.
13:10Well, he's absolutely knackered.
13:11He's had a long day in the sun.
13:19What a beauty!
13:22This is great, isn't it?
13:23This is an amazing adventure for Ted now, looking out at these ducks, isn't it?
13:30Because he's nearly our age, you know.
13:3263 he is.
13:33Ted?
13:34He's probably ageing better than us.
13:36Shut up!
13:37They're scared of him, look.
13:39There's bread there and they're not coming to get it.
13:41It's Ted.
13:43I think I probably have aged better than you, Paul.
13:45What do you say to that?
13:46I don't think so, Paul.
13:47No?
13:48No.
13:49I think I'm assisted by me big fat head.
13:52Maybe I'm a bit more gaunt and wrinkly.
13:54I've done nose exercises all my life.
13:58Yeah.
14:01Are you doing your Robert De Niro?
14:02No.
14:03Without your new teeth.
14:04Yeah, excellent.
14:05Where did you get them done?
14:06Dentist.
14:07Yeah, but where?
14:08Turkey?
14:09No.
14:10Local.
14:11Headed turkey teeth.
14:12Turkey teeth, yeah.
14:13What did you ask for?
14:14Can I have some teeth that work?
14:16Listen.
14:20That's how you do that?
14:21Can you do that with your teeth?
14:23No, because they'd crumble, wouldn't they?
14:25They'd crumble like an Edinburgh rock.
14:28Bob?
14:29Yeah?
14:30Look at this exquisite creature, look.
14:32You've got a mayfly on your back there, Paul.
14:34Have I?
14:35Yeah.
14:36It'd be nice if that mayfly and that mayfly met, wouldn't it?
14:40Oh, I see what you mean, yeah.
14:41I know you're out of the game now, but if you're being a bit flirty, show us your flirty face.
14:46Would you like me to be the lady?
14:48Yeah, go on then.
14:49Hi.
14:50No, no.
14:51You don't know I'm coming yet.
14:52You're just sitting there.
14:53Oh, I'm just sat here like a lady.
14:54Look over this way, right, and then suddenly, watch this.
15:00What's your name?
15:01It doesn't matter.
15:02It doesn't matter.
15:03It doesn't matter.
15:04It doesn't matter.
15:05It doesn't matter.
15:06I'll take what it is you've got.
15:07Right, go on.
15:08Now you, I'll be the lady, right?
15:10Oh, I know.
15:11Oh, this is so lovely.
15:12I love these colours of the flowers, don't you?
15:15Oh.
15:16Oh.
15:17Hello.
15:18Officer!
15:19Happy birthday, Paul.
15:20Thanks, Bob.
15:21Cheers.
15:22Cheers to you.
15:49It's going to brighten up later, Paul.
15:50It's supposed to brighten up later, Bob.
15:51So we can slowly make our way at the river.
15:54Yeah.
15:55We might meet a friend of mine called Jim Murray.
16:00He's trying to save the chalk stream salmon.
16:03The numbers have declined like incredibly.
16:06They've just changed.
16:07They've just changed.
16:08They've changed.
16:09They've changed.
16:10They've changed.
16:11They've changed.
16:12They've changed.
16:13They've changed.
16:14They've changed.
16:15They've changed.
16:16They've changed.
16:17They've changed.
16:18They've changed.
16:19They've changed.
16:20Incredibly.
16:21Just drops off the scale.
16:22And he's campaigning and shouting about it.
16:23He's slightly too handsome for my liking.
16:26I don't like the sound of that.
16:27No.
16:28How was your health, by the way?
16:29I should have.
16:30I haven't seen you for a bit.
16:31Pretty good, Bob.
16:32You know what I've got as a real problem is my foot.
16:35My left foot.
16:36I've got orthotics in the old slip-ons.
16:38Yeah.
16:39And they help a bit.
16:40And how are you at the moment, Bob?
16:42You always claim that you're in rude, good health.
16:45Not bad.
16:46Shingles still lingering.
16:47From beyond the grave.
16:48Yeah.
16:49It's messed up my muscles in my leg, but...
16:51Yeah.
16:52You know, you have to have an attitude of gratitude, don't you?
16:54It could be so much worse.
16:56That's true, actually.
16:57I mean, look at your face.
16:58You've got to look at that every morning.
17:01Yeah.
17:02Jeez.
17:03I mean, at least you've enhanced your teeth, haven't you?
17:07Hey, have you seen how long they are?
17:09Oh, no!
17:10It's quite something, isn't it?
17:12LAUGHTER
17:17Come on, we'll leave the Mayfly to fend for itself.
17:19Yep.
17:20Get down to the river.
17:21Yeah.
17:22Come, Ted.
17:23Come on, Ted.
17:36Come on, Teddy, we're going this way.
17:37I'll get that wild brown trout, don't you worry.
17:40Well, you know, this is the kind of crucible
17:43of Victorian and Edwardian heated debate about fly fishing, Bob.
17:47What was the crux of the debate?
17:49Whether tis nobler to use the dry fly or the nymph.
17:52What do you reckon?
17:53Well, I can't do the dry fly, and so I'd like to use
17:57whichever method catches a fish, you know?
17:59Oh, exactly.
18:00It was a silly debate that they had.
18:01Why don't we start here, and we can work our way out.
18:12I can't see any rises, so get out a little bit
18:16and try to sort of upstream, but sort of towards it.
18:21Just remember to check behind you as you cast.
18:24Just keep in touch with it, watch the indicator.
18:26That's great!
18:27Leave that there.
18:28OK.
18:29Oh!
18:30Oh!
18:31That's how to present.
18:32Don't touch it!
18:33Just leave that.
18:34Oh!
18:35Well, mate, I thought you'd get something there.
18:36Hey, boss.
18:37You have a ghost.
18:38OK.
18:39OK.
18:40OK.
18:41OK.
18:42Oh!
18:43Oh!
18:44Oh!
18:45Oh!
18:46Oh!
18:47Oh!
18:48Oh!
18:49Oh!
18:50Oh!
18:51Oh!
18:52Oh!
18:53Oh!
18:54Oh!
18:55Oh!
18:56Oh!
18:57Oh!
18:58Oh!
18:59Oh.
19:00What are you doing, sir?
19:01I'm like...
19:02I will have a...
19:03I suppose Ted's out of us, isn't he?
19:04He is, isn't he?
19:05Well, he thinks he is.
19:12Surprised we haven't had a...
19:16a single tug, Bob.
19:17It's frustrating, isn't it?
19:18It's difficult, difficult, difficult...
19:19It is!
19:20All right, nothing doing here.
19:38I'm going to go for a wonder, see if I can find Jim Murray,
19:41the guy I was telling you about, right?
19:43Oh, yeah, you're all over him, aren't you?
19:44Yeah. He's better looking than you, mate.
19:47I don't think so.
19:48I think you'll find he is.
19:51Catch you later.
20:04Medjip?
20:05Hello, Mr Whitehouse.
20:07Come and join me.
20:09Look at him. He looks handsome even from here.
20:11I hate him.
20:15Hello, Paul.
20:16Yeah, you do well there. Good bit of work out for the quads, isn't it, mate?
20:19Yeah.
20:20Lovely.
20:21Join me.
20:22All right, well, nice to see you, Jim. And this is your manor.
20:26This is my manor.
20:26Oh, look his hair.
20:28I know.
20:29Could I have some of that? Just a few.
20:32So, Jim, we know you from the Crown and Masters of the Air. I mean, I know you as a...
20:41As a fisherman.
20:42That wasn't quite what I was going to say, but yes, as an angler, fellow angler, but also
20:47in recent years as an activist angler.
20:50Yeah. So the chalk stream salmon, as you know, but many don't, are very, very rare and very
20:58depleted.
20:58Yeah.
20:59So Project Whiteheart is a brand new salmon restoration campaign across both the flagship
21:04chalk streams, a test and the itching. And we are conducting a huge audit to find out
21:09exactly what the problems are for the salmon, which will take 12 to 18 months. We're fronting
21:14up to try and bring them back. Only 133 came over the counter last year on the itching,
21:18which is unsustainable. I mean, I know it's a controversial area because it's so, the salmon
21:24is so specific to its natal river, isn't it? It has to come back to the river of its birth.
21:29So why can't you just use the indigenous stock from the itching, grow those on till they're
21:35fry and release them into the river?
21:36Well, so recently I've learned that you can't, if you just took eggs from a salmon that came
21:41into the itching, that salmon might be a salmon that spawns a quarter of a mile up river.
21:46Right. And if you then put that salmon back here, you're going to mess with the really
21:51little bit of it. Yeah. That specific? You've got to be really careful when you mess with nature.
21:56Come on, man.
22:07Oh!
22:07Oh!
22:14Do you hold out hopes for, you know, success for the salmon?
22:18Well...
22:18Because they're in decline everywhere. So, you know, I think you do need some radical action.
22:23Well, I would call this radical action because before this, no one was really doing anything.
22:27And I think once we get the order and the results in, it might well be that we do some stocking.
22:32Right.
22:33There's no point in going in head first, hand fisted until we know exactly what the problem
22:37is. How long will it take to get them back to sustainability? Can we do it? What I do
22:41know is that the salmon will be here long after we're gone.
22:44Well, I hope so, mate.
22:48Where does that passion of yours come from?
22:50For me, the reason why I want to give back to the rivers is because my wife and I lost our first
22:56child Ella Jane to a congenital heart disease in 2009. And the only way I could get over that,
23:05the only thing that helped me was fishing from being in rivers.
23:09Some people have therapy, some people talk to friends.
23:15Some people say this is heaven.
23:17This is, this was my, this was my church. I know that sounds a bit woo, but it worked for me.
23:23Fair play, mate.
23:24So, so it helped me. So I want to, I want to give back, I guess.
23:27Yeah.
23:42So you told him they should stock salmon in here, did you?
23:44Yeah, I did, yeah.
23:44What a peasant.
23:45Well, no, he does think we need to stock salmon, but there needs to be certain...
23:49Who are you, Trump? You think it's as simple as that? Just put salmon in there.
23:53Why not put salmon in the river? If there are only salmon in the river, simple equation,
23:59put the salmon in the river. Just go to the fishmongers.
24:02Put the salmon in the river. Put the salmon in the river, job done.
24:05That's you, isn't it? Yeah.
24:08Oh, big cloud over there, Paul. We could be in trouble.
24:10Yeah, it does look a bit ominous, doesn't it?
24:12Still, it won't stop us. Come on in, mate.
24:14Last chance, so long.
24:16I'm going to try with the dry, all right? Yep, go on.
24:19Do you know what to do? Well, I do.
24:22I'll do one cast, you'll grab it off me and say, no, you do it like this.
24:26Then I'll still do it exactly the same.
24:27All right, fly line out, yes. Yep, you ready?
24:29This car's straight out now. Slightly upstream, maybe.
24:34That's a cracker. Let it go.
24:36Come on, come on, come on. Come on, come on.
24:38Whoa. Come on, can you see any?
24:42Yeah, I think there's a couple there, but now you watch, you'll see it start to drag.
24:46And that's the end. And that's sort of the end, yeah.
24:48That's a lovely cast. What a great cast that is.
24:53Oh, come on, come on.
24:56Planet of the Apes angling game.
25:00Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
25:03You know you want it, you know you want it.
25:06Keep your wood tip down, Bob.
25:09Right, let it go, let it go down.
25:11OK, we're going to change the fly, all right?
25:21Bit of rain, Paul.
25:22Yeah, what do you want to do?
25:24Fish on.
25:25You know, we really can't fish on if there's lightning, Bob.
25:31Right, come here. Give me that.
25:35Here we go. Is this the one?
25:36I don't know.
25:46Oh, come on, you bozer.
25:48That's nice.
25:52Yes, he's in!
25:53Good lad. No, don't, no, no, no, no, no, no.
25:56No, no, no, no.
25:56Let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go.
25:59Let's walk it down here.
26:01Did you see that, Paul?
26:02I did, mate, yeah.
26:04How did you see it? I was too quick.
26:06Shh, shh, shh, concentrate on what you're doing.
26:09I'm going to lose it.
26:10Keep in touch, will you for good?
26:11Look at the state of your reel.
26:14I've got it under control, Paul.
26:15Yeah, but look at your line on your reel, mate.
26:17Yeah, that's a mess.
26:19Do not wind, do not wind, Bob.
26:22I'm not winding, I'm just charging up the reel.
26:25You just don't understand my generation.
26:27We do it differently.
26:29Dear me.
26:30Oh, it's a big lad.
26:32Don't hold on to that line.
26:34What am I doing?
26:35Nothing.
26:36Can you lift the rod up?
26:38Can't you just say, well done, you're doing this very nicely.
26:40Come on, yeah, you're doing really well.
26:41Encourage a young man.
26:42Incredible.
26:43It's like you've got a 22 pound salmon on.
26:45Stop winding!
26:47Right, come on.
26:48Gradually bring it across.
26:49It'll probably dash for freedom as it sees the net and we'll lose it.
26:53But we're not losing fish today, Paul.
26:55Okay, Bobby.
26:57I admire your confidence.
26:58Come on.
26:58Come on.
26:59Come on.
27:00Come on, then.
27:01Come on.
27:02Come on.
27:02Come on, come on, come on.
27:03Yep.
27:04Yay!
27:05Bang-a-bang!
27:06Hey!
27:08Hey!
27:10Don't!
27:12I can't fit the dick!
27:15Oh dear, the angling world is mocking us.
27:21You come in.
27:22Hang on.
27:22I've got you.
27:24Right.
27:25Let's see this beautiful fish, shall we, Bob?
27:27Ooh!
27:29Look at that.
27:30Look at that.
27:30Beautiful, wild.
27:31Golden.
27:32Look at the reds.
27:33Yeah, and can you see that little lilac stripe as well?
27:35Yeah, it's just beauty.
27:36Yeah.
27:37On a dry mayfly.
27:38It's a lovely fish, lovely wild trout.
27:41Right, let's get him back, Paul.
27:42There.
27:43There we go.
27:45Get your bearings.
27:46Come on, beautiful.
27:47And away!
27:50Oh, thank you for saying.
27:52Thank you, Paul.
27:53My first wild brown trout on a dry fly.
27:56Day before my birthday.
27:58God, that's a present, isn't it?
28:00Give us a hug.
28:02Thank you, sir.
28:03And away to the pub for us, I think.
28:05Yeah.
28:06Give us a shove.
28:06Go on in.
28:10Come on in.
28:14Wow, look at that.
28:15A double rainbow, Bob.
28:17They've come out to celebrate my live trout.
28:20True.
28:20Yeah, either that or it's light refracting through the raindrops,
28:23Bob.
28:23Yeah.
28:24Yeah, could be.
28:25Could be that.
28:25Doubts.
28:26Thank you for that, and thank you for bringing me here, Paul.
28:28My pleasure.
28:29Rainbows to go.
28:31Rainbows to go.
28:32I could feel at the time, there was no way of knowing, for the leaves in the night, who can't say a man are glowing, as free as the wind, hopefully learning, while the sea on the side is no way of turning.
29:00My lucky track.
29:04Turning.
29:06More maker.
29:06More perpet они.
29:06Than me.
29:07In love.
29:08And.
29:10In love.
29:11This.
29:11On the…
29:12Are you.
29:12Are you.
29:14Are you.
29:14Are you.
29:14Stay.
29:15Are you.
29:16My mother.
29:16Are you.
29:18Am.
29:19Disney.
29:20Are you.
29:20Are you.
29:21Are you.
29:23Who.
29:25Are you.
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