00:00I literally want to vom.
00:01I'm really, really OCD about my mouth,
00:03and I love to keep my mouth clean and fresh.
00:05This is just, ugh, it just really irks me,
00:08and I can't even think about it.
00:09Yours now.
00:10You can buy me a new one.
00:11Mm-mm.
00:12Sicko.
00:13It's not that bad.
00:13You can use it.
00:14You can buy me a new toothbrush.
00:15That's disgusting.
00:16I don't buy toothbrushes.
00:18What?
00:19No, I don't like, I like using other people's.
00:22I'm not kidding.
00:22It's like, I used to only use gloves,
00:24and I haven't bought one since we broke up.
00:26It's like this weird thing that I hold on to in relationships.
00:29Like, I don't want my own toothbrush.
00:31Like, I don't even want to have that conversation.
00:32I just want to use whoever I'm with.
00:35Literally, Brooks?
00:36What?
00:37Literally what?
00:38I tried Sarah Jane's for a little while, didn't love.
00:40Mary Hollins was too, like, harsh on my teeth.
00:42Grace Ann's.
00:44Ding, ding, ding, we have a winner.
00:45That pink electric toothbrush is solid.
00:49Am I ever going to get laid again after that?
00:51Are people going to be so grossed out by me?
00:54I'm scared.
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