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00:00U.S. Open. Is that something you have dug over the years?
00:03Well, my celebrity star is in great decline,
00:06and I've been trying to get...
00:07I've been trying to whore myself out for U.S. Open tickets.
00:09They won't let... They won't take it?
00:11They won't give me the tickets! Whoa!
00:12I'm like, I'm Dwight from The Office.
00:14You can show me on the Jumbotron.
00:16You can play all the scenes.
00:18You know, my stapler's in Jell-O.
00:19You can do all of it. Just give me something.
00:22And they're like, we're gonna transfer your call
00:24over to Madison Square Garden.
00:26You sound like a fit for the Knicks.
00:28Yeah, you're a perfect fit for the Knicks.
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