R rated news bloopers  #14 (2025) - video Dailymotion

clips of news bloopers that are R rated and happened live on the air

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00:00the dog in thailand is certainly giving new meaning to the phrase doggy stop doggy paddle

00:08excuse me he was found swimming 135 miles off the shore of thailand near an oil rig workers first

00:13spotted the dog i don't know there's no way around it so workers first spotted the dog last friday

00:23swimming towards the platform the crew was able to get a rope around his neck and pull him up

00:27he's now in good shape and on dry land with an animal protection group one i'm sure i'll be

00:33working with very soon more news for at 11 when we come back you know as john lennon once said

00:39all you need is love we've got a bit of love for you right now adelaide zoos giant pandas wang wang

00:44and foonie that's it marvin you sing it marvin well they're in lockdown this week for all the right

00:51reasons it's breeding season so females tend to come in for around about 36 hours a year

00:58that's it and so a very very short window of opportunity yes goodness me how how is foonie

01:04who is the female in the scenario here how is she coping because that's a lot of pressure

01:09riding on her she is coming in very very quickly i want to take the men's perspective here just for

01:19a second that's an awful lot of pressure on wang wang i know paul paul wang wang's got a big task

01:25ahead of him and um both of our pandas are still very young and um they've never been involved um in a

01:32full meeting before well there he is on the couch there um it's just looks a bit relaxed watching

01:39the footy how good do i look in november he admitted following then 21 year old tanya billingsley home

01:47he said he'd had an emergency defecation situation and needed to use her bathroom

01:52but the judge in the case found he had a sexual motive

01:55you can visit lsd matchmaker.com for more information how about that

02:21wow i think it's lds matchmaker lsd matchmaker is probably a totally different uh website you

02:28don't don't go there to find a match don't go to that website the kids do most of nothing that's

02:37true and i do the lawn mowing clean the gutters chase the snakes away from the backyard and suffer

02:41the most yeah john watson yeah what happened yeah poor john give him a hug the kids don't do anything

02:47though do they they they just suck us off suck up off us gee that was you know what i was trying to say

03:00suck up to us no that's not it yeah let's go to the weather

03:08is this footage going to come back you'll want us or what it is already haunting us

03:11raddy help me but the cost for her services range from 7 500 to 30 000 but it could be worth it she

03:25has an 80 percent success rate that's pretty good 80 percent sex right six sex oh oh freudian slip

03:32success rate yikes hello internet