00:00Hi, goddesses!
00:04You guys look like gorgeous goddesses.
00:07How's everybody doing today?
00:09Waiting for you, goddess.
00:11Lisa, do you think your time's more important than all of ours?
00:14Or do you think that you're, like, more valuable?
00:19Virtual reality.
00:22Hi, I'm Danny Murphy.
00:23And I'm Evan Real.
00:24And Evan, thank you for not being two hours late today.
00:26You're welcome. Yeah, I'm no Lisa Hochstein.
00:29Do you think of how rude it is to make everybody wait?
00:31I don't even know you that well for you to be speaking to me like that.
00:34Yeah, I know enough about you that you just made us wait two hours waiting on you.
00:37I know because, wow, this episode, I mean,
00:42any time a housewife is bringing someone they met on Instagram
00:46to talk about motivational quotes, I'm hooked.
00:49And we're gonna get the fresh catch.
00:51I came across Daniel on Instagram. He's a life coach.
00:55And the fact that Alexi is having a party to find out the biggest narcissist,
00:58hooked even more.
01:00Mm-hmm.
01:01But what...
01:02Maybe foreshadowing to that...
01:05Oh, do you think Lisa might win the competition?
01:07Well, the trailer for next week kind of spoiled that, I think.
01:09Oh.
01:10And, Lisa, I think the ladies are gonna be co-signing that
01:13because Lisa Hochstein was a little two hours late to leave for the bus.
01:18And Stephanie hated it.
01:19I don't know you, but I've heard you don't have a lot of friends.
01:21No, I don't have friends because a lot of them are like you, disrespectful.
01:23And they're two hours late.
01:24That's why I don't have a lot of friends.
01:25Because a lot of them tend to be like you.
01:28They all hated it, but Stephanie hated it the most.
01:30What did you think about all of them saying,
01:31wow, finally someone to say this to Lisa?
01:34Like, why do you think no one has confronted her about this before?
01:36Or do you think they have and she just writes it off?
01:39Because maybe they do it more, like, jokey?
01:41Right, I'm not sure because Larsa, who used to be best friends with Lisa
01:46and currently they're not getting along whatsoever,
01:48she was so beyond delighted that Steph called her out.
01:51Someone decided to call Lisa out.
01:54And I think it's one of those things that maybe
01:57because she's known all the other women for so long,
02:00it probably doesn't register if and when they do call her out.
02:03But hearing it from someone new who hardly knows her,
02:06that really triggered her.
02:08Mama did not like that.
02:10Oh, did not like it at all.
02:12Said, why is your hand in my face?
02:13Or Stephanie said, it can't reach.
02:15I went like this.
02:16My hand doesn't even go.
02:17I'm super short.
02:18Like, my hands aren't even that long.
02:19Like, look at this.
02:20It's like right over here.
02:21Then they kind of like met hands in the middle.
02:22I know.
02:23It was so funny.
02:24It was sort of Michelangelo.
02:26Yeah, it was.
02:27It was.
02:28But Stephanie, I mean, that was a great comeback.
02:29Like, it can't even reach.
02:30Because she is a petite person.
02:32We just chatted with her here in the studio.
02:34And she is little.
02:35And the wingspan isn't that far.
02:38Her private jest reaches more.
02:40Exactly, yeah.
02:41So Lisa had nothing to worry about.
02:42And I do feel like this is the rockiest foundation to start on.
02:46And I don't think either of these ladies are going to be making amends.
02:48Because even when Stephanie tried to apologize, Lisa was not having it.
02:52And Stephanie's kind of like, I don't even really want to apologize to you.
02:55You know what I mean?
02:56Like, take this or leave it.
02:57Right.
02:58Like, it's here for you.
02:59Like, if you want it, I guess.
03:00But, I don't know.
03:01I think it's so funny that Stephanie, her two biggest pet peeves are tardiness and talking
03:05about ****.
03:06One pet peeve.
03:07One.
03:08Well, two.
03:09I don't like to talk about penises and I don't like people that are late.
03:13Which is, I mean, now Kiki had a point.
03:15I was going to say, Kiki made a good point with that.
03:16She's like, you're in the wrong crowd.
03:18Because like, everyone's late.
03:19Lisa might be the latest.
03:20But other girls are sometimes tardy for the party and we like to talk about penises.
03:24And also, I'm like, why not?
03:26Well, do you know what's really interesting about Stephanie is she does like to really
03:31keep it covered up.
03:32She loves a high neckline.
03:33I wouldn't say she's a prude, but I do think given her sartorial sensibilities,
03:41not talking about **** does sort of align with the high neckline.
03:45Well, it's funny because she even revealed to us, I don't know if she revealed to us,
03:49she told us while we interviewed her that she got a couture boob job.
03:52Yes.
03:53Right after filming though.
03:54Right.
03:55So the couture boobs were not on camera.
03:56Because I think these ladies awoken something in her because she was like,
04:00I ****ed her out all throughout the filming of Miami.
04:04So she's kind of like, I want to join in on the phone maybe.
04:06Right.
04:07Maybe she's going to talk about **** more.
04:08Hopefully.
04:09Hopefully.
04:10But it still seems like she wants her friends to be punctual.
04:13Now, yes.
04:14And I think a moment too.
04:16She was not talking about ****, but she was talking about **** and piss in a bed.
04:19There's **** in a bed.
04:20Another one.
04:21They pissed all over the...
04:23Hi.
04:24You named them and everything?
04:26Oh.
04:27Yes.
04:28Remind.
04:29Remind us.
04:30Because we got to see one of the listings that her and her husband were doing.
04:35And I love that he loves rescue dogs.
04:38That's so sweet.
04:39But I don't know if she...
04:41And she loves them.
04:42I don't know if she loves them in a unit they're trying to rent out because when she
04:46opened the door to just see literal **** on the bed.
04:49That's a lot.
04:50Plot twist.
04:51Yeah.
04:52But you know, that could maybe work and if she's like, I said **** on camera.
04:55Maybe I'll say ****.
04:56Right.
04:57Same family.
04:58Same, you know, all four letter words.
05:01Right.
05:02**** piss.
05:03Sorry is five letters.
05:04And I don't really know if Julia and Gertie are getting to the sorry-ness.
05:09Their sit down was interesting.
05:12I don't, I don't know if they're in a place where they want to forgive each other and it
05:16seems present day they have not forgiven each other.
05:18Right.
05:19So it seems like they're going to carry this energy throughout the rest of the season.
05:23I, I don't know if I'm taking sides just yet.
05:28Mmm.
05:29Do you feel like you're leaning towards more Team Gertie or Team Julia?
05:33I'm leaning more Gertie.
05:34Really?
05:35Okay, why?
05:36Just because Gertie, who got water thrown on them.
05:38I'm very sorry for throwing the water at you and, um, you know, I have no excuse for
05:45it.
05:46Very true.
05:47Okay.
05:48In that sense, I am Team Gertie.
05:49And B, I feel like a lot of the things Julia was saying to Gertie about not being supportive
05:57of, like, Martina's cancer journey, I'm kind of like, well, Gertie's also battling a cancer
06:02journey, so I don't think she would intentionally not support someone going through that.
06:07And additionally, when they replayed the thing when Julia was like, Gertie, we're not really
06:12that good friends.
06:13We're not friends, Gertie.
06:14I never said we are.
06:15I said we're.
06:16Okay?
06:17We're in the past tense.
06:18We're not friends.
06:19So then Gertie's like, yeah, I'm going to throw out that you got a facelift in Paris.
06:22Right.
06:23And Julia's like, I told you that in secret.
06:24And Gertie was kind of like, well, you were just saying we weren't friends.
06:27Did I?
06:28And also, because Gertie was taking accountability with that, where she's like, yeah, I did something
06:31wrong, but that's why I did it.
06:33Gertie also maybe saw the future, and she's meeting the moment of celebrities being honest
06:39about their plastic surgery procedures, because everyone from Kylie Jenner to Kristen Cavallari,
06:44they're revealing exactly what they've had done.
06:46They're doing it all!
06:47So, you know, it's just, it's very en vogue to reveal the details.
06:53And so, if anything, Gertie was just helping her out.
06:56One step ahead.
06:57Yes, I really do.
06:58I mean, shout out to Gertie, because you know we love her.
07:00We have so much fun when she's in here.
07:01I don't know how her and Julia are going to go.
07:03You know what I am confused about?
07:05Where is Adriana DeMora?
07:06She really is.
07:07I know.
07:08Where is Adriana?
07:09Like, put her face on the carton.
07:11I miss her.
07:12And like, I think currently she's randomly at Harvard, I think, taking classes.
07:16Love that, because she's a genius.
07:17A genius.
07:18I don't know, because she posted that she was walking to class.
07:21Because she's a genius.
07:23Oh, correct, but I'm like, that's not Miami.
07:25Full on genius.
07:26But I'm kind of like, where is she mixing and mingling?
07:29And I don't know if it's because Julia is kind of icing her out.
07:31Oh, you, oh, she was like, you know what, fuck Julia, I'm going to Harvard.
07:36What, like it's hard?
07:37Yeah.
07:38No, I was saying on the show, like, who else is she filming with?
07:40Oh, right, right, right.
07:41Well, I know she's still close with Lisa, so at least she has an ally there.
07:44Okay, and Lisa needs an ally.
07:45Yeah.
07:46So it kind of works out.
07:47Came in clutch.
07:48Came in clutch.
07:49And Lisa is really, um, ending any, I think, relationship with Larsa present day too, because
07:55all her Instagram antics.
07:56Yeah.
07:57It's a lot.
07:58It makes me sad.
07:59It makes it because I love Larsa and Lisa together.
08:02They are such a dynamic duo, or they had been.
08:04Yes.
08:05And it's sad to see it fizzle out.
08:06I know my face.
08:07I still love, I quote Larsa to, uh, fabulous.
08:10You're from New York, right?
08:11So you know about trust, right?
08:13Uh huh.
08:14And he, he does.
08:15He does.
08:16He does know a lot about trust.
08:17I know, but we're really going to see it.
08:19I'm this narcissist party.
08:21It's good.
08:22I actually could watch an hour of just Alexia walking around reading the mirrors.
08:26So I hope there is a like extended version on Peacock, but until then we're going to
08:31have to wait and see how this party divulges when the bus finally gets there.
08:35Because I do understand Larsa's point to being like, now we're being all bitchy to Alexia.
08:39Cause we're all so late for her event.
08:41Right.
08:42I also just want to see more of Alexia's hot Instagram, Australian therapist.
08:47So excited for that.
08:48And the venue, whatever resort that they're going to for this narcissist search is beautiful.
08:55The swans, the boats, the water, the Australian Instagram therapist.
09:00That actually is Miami in a nutshell.
09:02Yeah.
09:03I love it.
09:04So we'll get more of that next week.
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