00:00Maybe this is your norm because you're married to a crazy guy that made you think that this is a norm.
00:08Virtual reality.
00:11Hi, I'm Danny Murphy.
00:12And I'm Evan Real.
00:13And I'm not going to walk out of this.
00:16Please don't.
00:17Please don't. I don't care if you're showing text messages.
00:19I don't know what you have up your sleeves, Evan, for the duration of this podcast.
00:22But wow, what an episode of Miami Housewives.
00:23Tonight, I feel that it is necessary for me to set the record straight by telling the truth and exposing the lies.
00:30What?
00:32Gertie really Gertified this episode.
00:34Yes.
00:35And I mean, we were in for an extra treat because you all will be able to listen to.
00:39We talked to Gertie right after this episode.
00:41Yes.
00:41She gave us a lot of insight about the situation.
00:44Her celebration of life party that kind of went down in flames, but not because she intended it to.
00:51No.
00:51But she just never expected that her castmates would be so triggered by her posting screenshots of text messages on a projector.
01:01Oh my God.
01:05All the text messages.
01:08And in true Housewife fashion, the receipts aren't ending there.
01:13No.
01:13There's more and more to come.
01:15I don't know how much more could be there.
01:16I mean, there is a lot going on because so in case you missed the freeze frame of the text messages, it was Gertie calling out or calling out slash like defending her stance on where her and Julie are.
01:30Because as you know, a few episodes ago, the water throwing at Marisol's wedding.
01:35Then they had the lunch.
01:36It's like remedied ish.
01:38And then they had the narcissist party.
01:43The Todd theme party.
01:44That is what Stephanie's calling it.
01:45Uh-huh.
01:46And that's where Julia broke the pact.
01:48They had a little bit of a pact, right?
01:50Yeah.
01:51And she brought it up in front of the girls.
01:53So then Gertie said, you know what I'll bring?
01:55A PowerPoint.
01:56She brought an HDMI cord.
01:58I mean, Gertie, she's going to do it big.
02:00She's going to do it big.
02:01Yeah.
02:01Gertie is turning a party that was supposed to be about surviving cancer into a spectacle of how she felt.
02:11This is just such a bad taste.
02:15And the text messages were about the cruise.
02:17Yes.
02:18Um, and the, the fact that I guess it was what the texts are showing is Julia asking Gertie to go on the cruise and then kind of leaving her hanging for a lot of parts of the cruise.
02:30Right.
02:31And what Gertie told us.
02:33This is crazy.
02:35That the cruise happened before last year's reunion.
02:39Where they were thick as thieves at the reunion.
02:41They were cool at the reunion.
02:43And apparently they were cool throughout post reunion and everything.
02:45About a year passed before cameras picked back up.
02:48So Gertie was sort of implying that Julia just wanted to find an issue with her because cameras were rolling.
02:58And maybe this was for storyline purposes.
03:01And also a way to be like, Alexia Marisol, can we talk?
03:05I'm having friendship issues.
03:07Oh.
03:07I don't know.
03:08And you brought up the point.
03:10Well, see, I have this theory, right?
03:12Okay.
03:12I think the reason why Alexia and Marisol are very seemingly team Julia in all of this, they don't want to perhaps acknowledge that Julia is at fault because they are, this is just a theory.
03:27This is just my opinion.
03:27And I think that they are enjoying building this friendship with Julia because they know it pisses off Adriana, who they have not gotten along with for years.
03:40I wonder if it's like a both things are true situation where they're starting to just get to know Julia.
03:45And you know, Alexia and Marisol, they're very much like, if you're on my team, if I'm on your team, I'm on your team.
03:48So like, right.
03:49And then it's an added bonus that it is pissing Adriana DeMora off.
03:53Right.
03:53Like, that's like the cherry on top.
03:55I don't know which one is the cherry on top.
03:56You know what I mean?
03:57Right.
03:57Did you see the teaser for next week's episode two?
04:00What's happening?
04:01Well, besides, because Dr. Nicole's back.
04:03Yes.
04:03Oh, thank God.
04:05But then Adriana calls out Julia on the boat for being with the cool, trying to be with the cool girls.
04:10Yes, I did see that.
04:11They lured my best friend in there.
04:14She's trying to be with the cool girls.
04:18So, yeah, there's this sort of like narrative permeating that Juliana has ditched her real friends.
04:25Julia.
04:26What did I call her?
04:27Juliana.
04:28Juliana.
04:29Julia.
04:29Shout out to Juliana.
04:30Yeah, though.
04:31Well, she's on vacation, but yeah.
04:32And Juliana Rancic, too.
04:34All our favorite Julianas.
04:36Yeah.
04:36Julia, I guess, wants to be in with the hot crowd.
04:40And she thinks that Alexia and Marisol.
04:43I mean, Alexia and Marisol, they're a fun time.
04:44They're a fun time.
04:45We love them.
04:45They are cool girls.
04:46I think every cast on every girl in this cast is a cool girl.
04:49But yeah, it'll be interesting.
04:51I don't know.
04:51Why do you think she jumped ship?
04:52Do you think it's because she thinks they're cooler?
04:54Like those are the popular girls and that they're I guess there's more benefits to having a relationship with them versus Adriana.
05:02I think that could be going in Julia's head.
05:04Her mindset.
05:04Right.
05:05And also because it's like with that, then she's good with Larsa.
05:08Then she's good with.
05:09Well, Lisa's kind of good and good with everybody besides Larsa.
05:12But well, those red flags were red flagging with Lisa at the narcissist party.
05:18Everyone had a flag to put in her pot.
05:20But I think she generally is kind of cool with everyone.
05:23Everybody.
05:23I think she cried to Alexia and Alexia's like, we all like you.
05:26Right.
05:27And she's like, but the flags.
05:28I know, I know.
05:30Lisa's just got to be Dido and go down with the ship with the flags.
05:32Yeah.
05:33I know the white flags, white flags.
05:34Just go down with it.
05:35Yeah.
05:35But I do feel like Julia kind of was like, oh, this could really be an elevation of it for me.
05:39Right.
05:39But even though it's a thing where we love, maybe she is building sincere friendships with them.
05:45But what we love about Miami Housewives is that where there's so many little pockets of sincere groups that like they fight.
05:51But when they get together, it's so much fun.
05:53All the girls.
05:54Yes.
05:54So I hate when there is this like really intense friction and tension.
05:58Because what I do love is a fight like Stephanie and Alexia.
06:02Oh, yes.
06:03Exploding at each other.
06:05Stephanie saying you had the Todd party.
06:07You're walking out.
06:09All this stuff.
06:10And then Alexia.
06:12If my hearing was correct.
06:15Alexia saying, do you want me to talk about your marriage?
06:18Because if you were happily married, you wouldn't be on the show.
06:20Everyone's like, why are we all in it?
06:23You leave my husband out of it.
06:25Because if your marriage was so great, you would not be part of the show.
06:28That was an interesting statement.
06:30I don't know.
06:31There could be some truth in it.
06:33When we chatted with Steph, she does seem to be very happily married.
06:36She seems to love her husband.
06:39But yeah, I feel like Housewives have talked about that before where, you know, they enter
06:43the show because they know that their marriage is on the brink of ending.
06:48So in a way, it's like a test.
06:50But it's also potentially them building a future for themselves outside of the marriage.
06:56Because there are so many opportunities, obviously, that kind of being a real housewife.
06:59Yeah.
06:59I don't know if that's because Steph has like all her businesses.
07:01I don't think Steph is in that boat.
07:03But I feel like Alexia has met some-
07:05She has over a million dollars at Birkins.
07:07Right, exactly.
07:07She has her future planned.
07:08I feel like Alexia has met a lot of new housewives and new Bravo liberties who have maybe been
07:13in that boat, but she doesn't sort of see the full picture yet that Steph probably isn't
07:17that kind of girl.
07:17But then, and then I love, they were fighting back and forth and then it just ended.
07:19They're like, you know what?
07:21They know how to resolve s*** so fast.
07:24They do.
07:25It's really a skill.
07:26And Steph is like, I'm just not going to talk about Todd again.
07:28And Alexia's like, yeah, bro.
07:30Let's see if Stephanie does.
07:33I feel like, I don't know.
07:35She really likes to bring up Todd.
07:37Which is so funny.
07:38And I don't know if she's met him.
07:39The two people who love to bring up Todd's, her and Mama Joyce.
07:43Oh, yeah.
07:44Two different Todd's, but they are always on top of Todd.
07:47Uh-huh, yeah.
07:48It's so funny.
07:49Todd.
07:50You know what?
07:50It sounds good off the tongue.
07:52Todd.
07:53Todd.
07:53That's like, have you seen the meme again going around of Alexia going, Carl?
07:56Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:58A man's name?
08:00Oh, my God.
08:00But I do think they're going to have some friction because we still, because does it, we still
08:03have Steph going, Alexia!
08:05Uh-huh, yep.
08:06So that'll be something to say.
08:07But I mean, I'm curious.
08:08That'll be something.
08:11But I know, I feel there's going to be a lot of fallout from this party potentially,
08:16but they are going on a boat next week, too.
08:18Going on a boat.
08:19They're going to Spain at some point.
08:21Gertie told us that they have some sort of fun in Spain, despite.
08:24And also, didn't Larsa tell us at FanFest that she saw Jesus in Spain to resolve her
08:31drama with Lisa Hoxstein?
08:33Yes.
08:34Yes.
08:34Larsa told us at Miami FanFest.
08:36It was kind of like the BravoCon of last year.
08:39They didn't do a full BravoCon.
08:40They had a little congregation of Bravo-leberties in Miami.
08:44And yeah, we were talking to Larsa right before they went on this boat cruise, but they had
08:50already been to Spain?
08:51Because remember, they left for the cruise that night.
08:53Oh, yes.
08:53I think they went on two cruises, I guess.
08:54Because this was a day trip, not a cruise.
08:57Gotcha.
08:57Okay.
08:57So they ended up going on, I think it was like a Virgin Voyage cruise.
09:01But they had gone to Spain previously.
09:03And Larsa told us that she apparently had an apparition.
09:07She spoke to Jesus.
09:09And Jesus told her how to move forward in her relationship with Lisa.
09:13So, you know, Miami Housewives is so iconic that even like Jesus has to get involved.
09:18And you know what they say when Jesus say yes.
09:20Larsa Pippen can't say no.
09:23Amen.
09:24Amen.
09:25So we will keep you posted about what happens next week.
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