00:00Honey, right? Love those quick clacking heels.
00:04Oh, we're ready to get out of here.
00:07Oh, honey! Margaret Qualley and Aubrey Plaza are steaming up the big screen in their new movie, Honey Don't.
00:15It's a classic everyday lesbian detective thriller. Their words, not mine.
00:19It's one of those classic everyday lesbian detective thrillers.
00:24The pulpy flick also stars Chris Evans and Charlie Day, but who cares about them?
00:29This one's all about the ladies.
00:31So let's break down their most viral press tour moments and the unhinged fan reactions.
00:36Really was excited to be in a uniform. Pack in heat.
00:40This movie is apparently so risque that on the Today Show, Craig Melvin had to dance around the R-rated content.
00:47There's some twisted humor. There is, how shall we say, for morning television, there's a lot of intimacy. I think that's fair.
00:55Then on Fallon, things got weird.
00:58Margaret, who happens to be Andy McDowell's daughter and Jack Antonoff's wife, launched into what seemed to be an unplanned game of truth or dare.
01:07Chaotic good?
01:08Truth or dare?
01:08Uh, truth.
01:16Truth?
01:16Truth.
01:18Oh.
01:20You thought I was going to say dare?
01:22Yeah, okay, truth.
01:23Um.
01:27All right, dare.
01:27How many people have you slept with?
01:29Awkward.
01:32Then she dared Jimmy to lie down on the desk, which he did for a bit, because he's a gentleman, but you could totally tell it threw him off.
01:40Are you mad at me?
01:42My what?
01:43Mad at you?
01:44Uh-huh.
01:44No.
01:44Okay.
01:45Never.
01:47I love you. I'll never be mad at you.
01:48Okay, love you too.
01:49The whole thing was cringier than the last time I asked my dentist if I was her favorite patient.
01:54She said, sure.
01:56Meanwhile, over on TikTok, female fans who caught previews of the movie are losing their damn minds over Margaret and Aubrey's on-screen chemistry.
02:04Lesbians, this one's for us. This one was, in fact, for us. And if you're an Aubrey Plaza fan, you're not leaving the room with dry underwear.
02:16You are going to see it with your parent. I highly, highly, highly encourage you to not do that.
02:21Gay? Gay? Aubrey Plaza? Gay?
02:25Gay as f**k.
02:33Not the seat! I haven't seen moviegoers this H-word since that challenger's three-way kiss.
02:40Honey, Don't, directed by Ethan Coen and co-written by his wife, Tricia Cook, his theaters August 21st.
02:46It's sure to be more sapphic than a Chapel Rhone concert.
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