00:00I'm asking everybody, would you rather have to do three minutes of actual surgery with a doctor there to help you or have to give a 20-minute Emmy Award acceptance speech, no notes, no teleprompter, nothing?
00:13I mean, for the good of society, I should say the 20-minute speech, but I would probably pick the doctor with somebody who's really walking me through it.
00:22I feel like I could intubate at this point.
00:24I've faked it so many times.
00:26I've watched so many videos.
00:27I feel like I could actually do it.
00:28Like, though, only in a pinch and nobody should allow me.
00:31Hey, a 20-minute speech without a teleprompter sounds terrifying, but I don't want any of that responsibility for anybody else's life.
00:38So I will be up there tap dancing for 20 minutes.
00:41Do you know what?
00:42After shooting Javadi's scenes of, like, I'm Free Sunday and, like, asking Matteo out and then monologuing about how he gives her altitude sickness, I think I'm immune to, like, embarrassment.
00:54Like, everybody on set is always laughing at me because my character is so embarrassing.
00:57So I think I could do a 20-minute speech.
01:00And the more humiliating it was, nothing can hurt me now.
01:03So Adrian, Brody, or surgery?
01:06Pretty much.
01:06We're not surgeons.
01:08We're emergency room doctors.
01:09So if it was a trauma, I'd rather do a trauma.
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