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00:00see you next time Rocky take care Molly well that's certainly shifted a lot of
00:29stock yeah I can't believe I bought both those baskets like I told them don't put all your
00:34eggs in one right then next up is well that's a new development what is it some sort of new
00:43development so it looks like once again there could be innocent chickens in peril why would
00:51it be made so tasty but the only way to be sure is to go and see exactly what they're building
00:56over there and the rats have kindly agreed to provide transport and surveillance at very
01:01reasonable rights all I'm saying is a younger smaller more nimble chicken would be a great
01:09addition to the team you know for exploring evidence dark corners tight cupboards that sort
01:14of thing and three just feels like a better number to me Molly you'd be an asset to any
01:19team but this really is only a two chicken job right right besides in my experience young recruits
01:26are far too quick to act without thinking absolute rubbish surprise thought you could do with another
01:33pair of wings frizzle and danger is my middle name
01:36it's the only way inside but it's such a tight gap I don't think any of us will fit
02:01I'm gonna make an absolute show of this I can't wait are you reading me over loud and clear cocker
02:10love these walkie talkies you can talkie while you walkie we just need to know what they're up to
02:15in there and if there are any chickens who need our help roger that don't worry we've got this yeah
02:20I couldn't feel any more confident if a tribe that's what worries me I think I can smell chickens well we
02:29are chickens I mean all the chickens and lots of them we're close
02:37Scouse grouse to hen house the Eagles got a brand new no Papa's landed in so I've forgotten the code
02:44words but I found a load of captive chickens mark the location and get back here as soon as you can
02:49we'll start working on a rescue plan what are you doing knitting a scarf what does it look like I'm
03:00doing I'm getting these girls out of here no wait it's too dangerous hey it don't look dangerous to me
03:06blimey that's alarming what is the alarm you mark okay maybe it's a tiny bit dangerous just stay there
03:21and keep your head down we'll make a plan and have you out of here before you know it I promise okay no
03:27rush just before we're all cooked would be ideal
03:57nice
04:24I've checked the whole perimeter this is still the only way in that's not locked tight well mall
04:33looks like it's all on you but also you know no pressure um thanks
04:39while
04:50I'm
04:56and
05:01Whoa. Looks like the builders have been busy. New walls, new doors. I hardly recognize this place. I'll try and find a way through.
05:15Atta girl, Molly.
05:31You came back.
05:36Said I would, didn't I?
05:37Well, don't just stand there. Get us out of here.
05:54Woohoo! Champions!
05:57We have to get out of here, but we'll be back for you.
06:00No chicken left behind.
06:02Don't worry, girls. She's as good as her ways. She rescued me. Twice.
06:11Let's get her.
06:13They go tight.
06:14Let's go.
06:44Ready to go!
07:14Hello!
07:36Right, you're all set. And Frizzle, no heroics this time.
07:40Surely freeing a bunch of captured chickens is pretty heroic by definition?
07:45Well...
07:46It's okay, Mum. We'll stick to the plan.
07:48Looks like they're all ready for opening.
07:50Then we have no time to lose.
07:52Shame about the whole chicken-eating thing.
07:55Other than that, this looks like a nice gaff.
07:57Come on!
08:02I'm so excited!
08:04I'm so excited!
08:07You're gonna be the only one.
08:09Wow!
08:10I'm so excited!
08:11I'm so excited!
08:12I'm so excited!
08:14Molly, are you okay?
08:36We're fine, just a bit of a run-in with security.
08:38Yeah, turns out they either have dog robots, or robot dogs, if there's a difference.
08:44Thanks for choosing Frizzle and Molly for your rescuing needs, don't forget to tip your
08:57librita.
08:58Thanks for getting a little novice and moose.
09:00Where are they from, are you okay?
09:02Not bad, not bad.
09:03Where are you okay?
09:05You're okay.
09:06Where are you?
09:07Where are you?
09:08You're okay.
09:09Where are you?
09:10I'm okay.
09:11You're okay, I'm just too bad about you.
09:12I'm so good, bro.
09:15I'm sorry.
09:16I'm guessing that's not a fanfare for great rescuing.
09:45We've got to get out of here. Fast. Ladies, if you'd care to follow my colleague. Quick as you like.
10:05Thank you for getting us out of that horrible place. But my sister, she's still trapped.
10:10You sure? I thought we got you all out.
10:13Oh, she's not in there. She's on the farm that supplies it. A dreadful place, run by the strange witch lady.
10:19Sounds like we might get our little mission after all. Actually, Frizzle, it might be best if you were to sit this one out.
10:35But I just helped save all those chickens.
10:38Only after getting trapped yourself and putting Molly in even more danger.
10:42Sorry, kid. We're not saying never. Just until you learn to think a little more before you act.
10:48Well, it's no good moping around all day. Where's your backbone, eh?
10:58You need a stiff upper beak. A bit of grit in your giblets.
11:02Show the world that whatever it throws at you, you're ready for it.
11:07Are you the chickens who help chickens?
11:10Yeah. That's us.
11:11There's a farm just across the dale and it's putting poultry in peril. We need your help.
11:16There is only one thing to do. We must immediately take a full written statement.
11:22What? How can we not help? Lead the way, my ruffled friend.
11:29Mutiny!
11:29Mutiny!
11:30Mutiny!
11:47Mutiny!
11:49Mutiny!
11:54Mutiny!
11:57Mutiny!
11:59Hello!
12:13Again?
12:29Unlocked
12:36Damage
12:392.
12:433.
12:454.
12:484.
12:515.
12:536.
12:556.
12:577.
13:019.
13:07Ratman to the Jokers, we're coming up on the farm now.
13:13Chump's poultry processing plant.
13:16Doesn't sound like a great place for chickens.
13:18Home to Nanny Chump's pallid poultry paste.
13:22Contains up to 12% chicken, mechanically recovered.
13:26Oh, well, as long as it recovered, that's the main thing.
13:29We don't need the menu, thanks, lads.
13:32Just the lay of the land.
13:33Well, without going into too much detail, there's not much detail.
13:37No windows, no skylights, whatever's going on in there.
13:41I don't think they want people knowing about it.
13:43It's just a big square sort of, um, what would you call that?
13:47Well, it's stark geometric brutalism, innit?
13:51What?
13:53Just when I think I've got a handle on you.
14:03Okay, then.
14:09Hi.
14:12Reporting for duty.
14:13Right, we need to break down the barriers.
14:35Too right, sister.
14:36Oh, you mean actual barriers.
14:39I thought you meant in society.
14:40Well, both, but right now, we've got to get those chickens out of there.
14:44I just want to go on the record as saying that breaking into an enemy stronghold without careful planning is exceedingly reckless.
15:11You said that three times in the van.
15:14Yes, but I wasn't sure if it was on the record.
15:18There is no record.
15:20Then I would like to go on the record as saying we should start a record.
15:29Any bright ideas on how to get this open?
15:32That barrier's nought to me.
15:33I could smash clean through it.
15:35If I had a car, that is.
15:37Right, everyone, listen to me.
15:41Alas, can't remember what I was going to say.
15:44Carry on.
15:45I feel a bit conflicted about this job.
15:57On the one hand, I like being mean.
16:00But on the other, I'm vegan.
16:02There he is.
16:03What's YEAH!
16:05There he is.
16:12And I think that case...
16:14...I could do it.
16:19mental abuse.
16:19I could do it.
16:20I would do it.
16:20We don't like the ocean.
16:22Let's get one bit.
16:23I could do it.
16:25Oh, no...
16:26I could do it.
16:27genugじゃ, I could do it now.
16:29I could do it.
16:30I could do it.
16:31Let's go.
17:01Let's go.
17:31Let's go.
18:01Let's go.
18:08If we head to the site office, there should be a way inside.
18:11It's almost too easy.
18:13Which just means...
18:15Sneaking past the guards and getting across the whole site, avoiding all the traps and obstacles without getting spotted.
18:24I'd like to take back my last comment.
18:26Well, if the luck that they were going for was horrible meat processing plants, they've nailed it.
18:35What part of keep behind me did you not understand?
18:40You what? Who made you senior officer?
18:42Well, I am the longest serving member of the flock.
18:47In the absence of Ginger, it's only proper that I assume command of any mission that...
18:53But we wouldn't even be on this mission if it weren't for me.
18:56My mission, my rule.
18:58I actually feel a lot of warmth towards chickens.
19:10Yeah?
19:11Yeah.
19:12About 180 degrees for 90 minutes.
19:14I am the longest...
19:16I met you.
19:19...
19:20...
19:20...
19:21...
19:22...
19:23...
19:24...
19:25...
19:26I just wish Molly, Ginger and Rocky were here.
19:49I mean, what's good in absolutely smashing it?
19:53If hardly anyone's...
19:54Hi!
20:20Let's go!
20:31Where do I start?
20:33Look, chickens!
20:41Chickens!
20:42I say, we bust these ones out first, then head further inside.
20:46See if there's any more.
20:47Hard to be exact, but the rough odds of us getting through this are a really big number
20:52to one.
20:53This would all be going much more smoothly if Rocky, Ginger and Molly were here.
20:57No offence to present company.
20:58Let's see, eight steps forward, one, two, three, salute Mr. Chump's employee of the month
21:08photograph, and... where was I?
21:11Hmm, there's something kind of familiar about this place.
21:28Well, it's a farm and you're surrounded by chickens, so it's quite a lot like the rest of your life.
21:33No, it's more than that.
21:35I just... I can't quite put the end of my wing on it.
21:39Well, we haven't got all day to stand around here dilly-dallying, humming and hawing, githering,
21:46dawdling, shilly-shallying and listing other terms for time wasting when we need to be a...
21:53Oh, they don't.
21:55Oh, they don't.
22:23Whoo-hoo.
22:27Whoo-hoo.
22:30Yeah!
22:32Uh!
22:38Yeah!
22:39Whoo-hoo.
22:44Oh.
22:49That's right.
22:50It's a big one.
22:52It's a big one.
22:54I'm just gonna go.
22:57I'm just gonna go.
23:01It's a big one.
23:05That's a great one.
23:09It's a big one.
23:17Let's go.
23:47This is where the humans come to press their little buttons, don't know why.
24:11If we can sneak past the security, we should be able to get into the factory through the
24:15vents.
24:42I wish the boss would vary my patrol route once in a while.
24:45Right, everyone take a mental picture of how great I'm doing, so they can tell Rocky, Ginger
25:00and Molly.
25:01Oh, and feel free to exaggerate.
25:04Um, yeah, if you like.
25:07Honestly, whatever happens to respecting your elders?
25:11For what it's worth, I really, really respect you, Fowler.
25:15Oh, well, thank you, Babs.
25:17Cause you're very, very old.
25:20Dude, I'm very fortunate to be able to die.
25:27It's a very robust purpose, but I'm not really Easy to be like putting in grace and
25:44Hang on. I knew this place seemed familiar. All this stuff is from Funland. Oh, this is bad.
26:11Oh yes, there's nothing more sinister than playground equipment. You weren't there, mate. But Tweedy's gone, Frizzle. Then why is this stuff here? Perhaps Trump just recycled it to brighten the place up. Oh, that's nice. I mean, they may be heartless chicken killers, but at least they've got an eye on sustainability.
26:41Woohoo!
27:06Woohoo!
27:07Woohoo!
27:08Woohoo!
27:09Woohoo!
27:19It's gonna be late!
27:21It's gonna be late!
27:31Woo-hoo!
27:33Woo-hoo!
27:34Woo-hoo!
27:36Woo!
27:37Woo!
27:38Woo!
27:39Woo-hoo!
27:43No!
28:13I wouldn't have to be here.
28:19I wouldn't have to be a fool.
28:36No!
28:40and
28:44and
28:48and
28:52and
28:58and
29:00Let's go.
29:30To be continued...
30:00Hi!
30:01Chucks away!
30:03Hello, ducky!
30:08This is the main factory, if I'm not mistaken, and I very rarely am.
30:12Then we need to find all the hatchlings and get them out of here.
30:15Then get to the other side.
30:21Ouch!
30:30You know, this place doesn't look half as terrifying if you squint.
30:57How much do you have to squint?
30:59Yes, until everything goes really, really dark.
31:29Don't forget to press it.
31:34Oh!
32:04I'd never hurt an innocent chicken, so I'm really hoping you're guilty ones.
32:16Help!
32:20I keep chickens at home. Well, bits of them, in the fridge.
32:28Look! This is more than a bit of upcycling. They're using Tweedy's tech.
32:33Oh no, this is terrible.
33:03My aunt can't stand chickens. Beedy little eyes. Has she? No, not my aunt. The chickens.
33:25It's not just Funland stuff. All of this tech is trademark Tweedy.
33:42You see...
33:44The
33:55...
33:55The
33:56Okay then.
34:14Telly-hoo!
34:15Don't get your knickers in a knot!
34:17Well, well, well.
34:26I was warned some bothersome birds might come sticking their beaks in.
34:30You're the ones that took down Tweedy, aren't you?
34:34She was the weak link in the sausage chain.
34:37But it's her newfangled technology that'll put chomp on the map.
34:42A secret map, mind you.
34:44I hold very close to my heart.
34:48You want it?
34:50Come and get it!
34:52Right, I don't want spread panic or alarm.
34:57Oh good, I'm not keen on either of those.
35:00But isn't that Tweedy's nugget making machine?
35:03It can't be.
35:04It was destroyed!
35:05Looks like someone went back for the blueprints.
35:11We need to free all the chickens, turn off that grinder, then trap ourselves a chump.
35:16Come on!
35:18Keep going, press all the buttons, the whole blooming lot of them.
35:48That's right, seal the deal.
36:02Set all those chickens free, why don't you?
36:04See what happens.
36:08Gotcha!
36:09Who's the chump now, eh?
36:13Right into me trap, and soon right into the traps of all me customers.
36:25Mmm yum yum yum, knock em cold, then serve em hot.
36:33The Meatvac 5000, toughest suction nozzle in the business, and I should know.
36:46You ever worked a day in your life?
36:48Let me convey the daily grind.
36:51You bothersome birds are about to seal your fates.
37:04Hey, get off me you horrible lot, seal HQ's going to hear about this.
37:22Shove off, the lot of ya, you're not surrounding me.
37:25Oh, oh god, catch me mother.
37:28Now, how do we find out what seal is?
37:41I'm sure something will come up.
37:43I think we just found our next clue.
37:49Come on.
37:50Come on.
37:52Let's go.
37:55I'm sorry.
37:57I'm sorry.
37:58I'm sorry.
37:59I'm sorry.
38:05I'm sorry.
38:08I'm sorry.
38:09I'm sorry.
38:11Let me enjoy the pillow.
38:13I'll get into you.
38:14And then you can see what's going on in the middle of the building.
38:16You'll be missing out here.
38:19I've only gone and levelled up, haven't I?
38:29Don't thank me, thank Ginger!
38:49Frizzle the chicken, the legend!
39:07A victory for good old fashioned common sense!
39:19It's like a party!
39:21I'm not a kid!
39:23You can't live this fast!
39:26The people who see you in the car and your little girl
39:29Are you ready to cry?
39:31I'm not gonna' cry!
39:34Gentlemen, I can't cry!
39:39Do I have no idea?
39:41I have no idea!
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