[Collab entry][YTP] The Stellarest

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Entry for the I Love Videogames Collab V: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxwunVfBTW0

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00:00Hello everyone, I'm Steven Universe, I'm Mariah Frankellen, the Skylar Scam Director, I'm

00:05not here today

00:07Sup bitches I am Vaea, a prototype stupid intelligence developed by the fucking dumbest

00:13minds of our civilization to serve as your advisor

00:17My programming strongly compels me to compel you to compel me to compel you to compel me

00:20to compel me to compel me to compel me to compel me to compel me to compel me to compel

00:23you to compel me to compel me to compel me to compel you to compel

00:25róż Surgery

00:32By Dick Meckos' adjacency effects to your ass

00:34l Good

00:35R

00:35U

00:36I will tear out the eyes

00:38The vast majority of other airplanes is full

00:40All of the outer airplanes forced onlichen

00:46I'm here today to talk to you for a few minutes about

00:48Some of the features coming coming coming

00:50In the Solaris 4.0 Phoenix update

00:52The team has stopped breathing while breathing

00:55In fact, I'd probably say that the difference between 0 and 7 is less than 3.

01:00Stellars 4.0.3.7.399.4.0.1.4.0.4.9999999999999999999999999999 СЕФН

01:07Brings a ton of new restrictions and performance issues to the game.

01:10We're committed to making this the worst version of Stellars that has been so far.

01:15Some of the biggest changes you'll find in Stellars 4.0 have been done to Stellars 4.0.

01:19Historically, CTI games have been one of the biggest sources of YouTube secretudes.

01:23Poops are also more numerous now.

01:25One of the benefits of this is that you are no longer constipated.

01:28We're also adding a ton of new horrific alien monstrosities including

01:32Chrisley Beers, Honeybees, 1979 Hauntacific,

01:35na na na na na na na na,

01:37Sephnok, and even Steven.

01:39JAJ JOJ JOJ JOJ JAAAAAHHH

01:43I've broken the game.

01:45Roops.

01:45Sploops.

01:46With added dick specializations that allow you to customize the dicks of your species.

01:51Specializations can change how many or what kind of dicks you have.

01:55Speaking of species modification, we now have a much more robust bust since we've added implants.

02:00We also know that new players sometimes have trouble finding their direction

02:04and don't know exactly what to do with it.

02:06We also know that some of you crystal veterans out there really dislike Stellaris.

02:11Based, the focus system will give you a semi-randomized ass.

02:15Something that something that something that some of you have wanted for a while

02:18is a way to keep track of your crack.

02:20So we've added this large stash to help new players go to help.

02:24The hard penis origin is also being added in the 4.0 update for owners of Synthetic Dawn.

02:30In this new origin, you play as a gay species whose penis was abruptly severed

02:34by a machine intelligence trolling your ass.

02:36Now you have a choice to make.

02:37Will you remove your pants or embrace racism?

02:40I want to enslave and genocide everybody.

02:42I can do that.

02:43I'm the game director.

02:45We're also adding the ability to turn off the game.

02:47You previously had to play Stellaris non-stop since release.

02:50Now you have to go outside and trudge caress and even get a job.

02:53You, in fact, you can fuck off.

02:54The Stellaris 4.0 penis update will not be releasing since we stopped updating the game.

02:59Bye, bye.

03:04Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh.

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