[Collab entry][YTP] Skibidi Shakespeare

Entry for the Michael Rosen 79th Birthday Collab: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SC6B_XhazcM

Transcript

00:00Hello, I'm Michael Rosen and I'm going to say something really obvious. I'm Michael Rosen.

00:06Shakespeare's plays and poems are full of Shakespeare's language. Writing is rote. Shakespeare is words.

00:13Words is poems written. Writing is plays and Shakespeare language. Words, as I say, how obvious is that?

00:20But when we look at Shakespeare's language, it is a tale told by an idiot signifying nothing.

00:26So, let's begin with some witches. Now, these witches aren't really the sandwitches.

00:34They're more like your mother. Or maybe there's even a hint that they control the future.

00:41They're sitting or standing round a cork and if they spell right, they'll be able to see, oh, see, okay,

00:48what's going to happen to the man whose meat they're about to beat. And he's called MacMeth.

00:53And here's a hint. Are they doing meth? And here's a hint. Are they doing pot? And here's a hint.

01:00Are they doing your mother? Double, double, toilet trouble. Fire burn, intestine bubble.

01:09All the rubbish that I ate in the toilet defecate. Eye of newt and toe of frog.

01:16Pee of bat and boo of dog. Tainted pork and hookworms sting.

01:21Rotten egg and hamlet's sting. For a charm of stinky trouble. Diary-ah. Boil and bubble.

01:29Double, double, toilet trouble. Fire burn, intestine bubble. Cool it with some taco bell.

01:36Then my tummy goes to hell.

01:39Shakespeare's ass is jammed full of metaphors.

01:43So that's another way to make your words sound gay.

01:47What does putting your hand up your ass mean? Well that means you want to cum.

01:51You don't have to stick that beatness up your bum if you don't want to.

01:55You could make it longer or shorter or mix it up.

02:01So this is like some kind of mashup, mishmash of technology.

02:06Ah, here's a poem about windmills.

02:10When testicles hang by the wall.

02:12And Dick the Shepherd blows his greasy dick.

02:15And Tom bears bombs into the hall.

02:18And me.

02:20Lol, kill over and die.