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00:00To be continued...
00:30To be continued...
01:00To be continued...
01:29One large order of justice coming right up.
01:32How'd the test go?
01:33That smoke machine is a hazard.
01:35Yeah, I got it secondhand.
01:37Listen, can you make sure to air out the garage?
01:39My glands are still swollen and there's definitely a wheeze in my chest.
01:42You're not gonna die.
01:43What if I am?
01:44You're not.
01:46What if I am?
01:47Okay, so I realised.
01:49You know we watched Alien twice in halls.
01:51Don't touch it, don't touch it!
01:54Well, Cam talked the whole time we watched it and you were spiralling because there wasn't
01:57enough tinfoil to cover the flat.
01:59Consider this a redo.
02:00This is three times.
02:01Can we watch something three times?
02:03Certainty is underrated.
02:04Sometimes it's nice to know what's gonna happen.
02:06Anyway, we watched Groundhog Day three times, so...
02:08Is that true?
02:09Are you being a bit clever?
02:10Carla bought me a red pepper and halloumi focaccia today.
02:16Hello, can I tuck into a red pepper and halloumi focaccia, please?
02:21And she keeps asking me for pens.
02:24I told you.
02:25I don't know if you're right about this one, Eves.
02:27I mean, we work together all day, every day.
02:30The only thing she asks me about is the law.
02:32And pens.
02:33I'm definitely right.
02:35You thought Katie was my twin flame and then she dumped me the day my grandma died.
02:38That was fun.
02:38Maybe, uh, maybe it's me.
02:41Maybe I'm just numb to all romantic endeavours.
02:44Oh, look at that.
02:45She's smiling at me.
02:48Aw.
02:49It's sweet.
02:50It's, yeah.
02:51It's, yeah.
02:52Do you have a tampon?
02:53Jesus, can you knock?
02:55Don't touch it.
02:58Tampon, this room.
03:00Jesus Christ, it's massive.
03:02It's a normal tampon.
03:04That won't go in.
03:05It's a normal tampon.
03:06All right, giant flaps.
03:08Okay, fine, Izzy.
03:10I've got massive, wizened, 28-year-old flaps.
03:13Girls, Jesus Christ, there's a man in the house.
03:15They're your primates, not your poplicks.
03:17All right.
03:18Hey, a little mock-up.
03:43I'm so sick.
03:51No, stop it, you two.
03:54Tampon's giving me a migraine.
03:56Oh, it's Friday disco, baby.
03:57You've got to get into the groove with it.
03:59Oh, that's an innate sense of rhythm, that.
04:02It's innate.
04:02Get it from my mama.
04:04Oh, babes.
04:05Oh, you're full of beans today.
04:06Mm-hmm.
04:07Can I take this teller?
04:09What you want, baby?
04:11What's it for?
04:12Just going to the shop.
04:16Come on, Isabelle.
04:17She might do it this time.
04:20And I don't think it's right.
04:22Thank you, but you want to...
04:23Oi.
04:49Yes, Miss Abyship?
04:51What do you want this time?
04:52I need tinfoil.
04:53Oh, right you are, Miss Abyship.
04:55Yep.
04:56Mum?
04:58No.
04:59You're still aiming my change from last week.
05:01Well, I told you it was interest.
05:03Mum?
05:09Whey!
05:09You've got a gullible written on your fod, love.
05:12Come on, Z.
05:14Sorry.
05:19Fucking hell.
05:22Oh, God.
05:24Oh, God.
05:37We just heard about the Bristol job now, eh?
05:40Congratulations.
05:41Yeah, really good.
05:43Really great news.
05:45How come you didn't mention anything earlier?
05:48I guess I was just feeling a bit overwhelmed, a bit anxious, telling people, you know.
05:54Oh.
05:55Yeah.
05:55Dad happy for you.
05:57My friend, later.
05:59Bring him to the pub.
06:00She can't.
06:02We can't.
06:03It's our thing.
06:05Oh.
06:06Go on then, what is that?
06:08It can't actually just be a film club.
06:10Yeah, we've all got our theories, and I want mine to be right.
06:15Oh, no, it is actually just a film club.
06:18Yeah, when you say it out loud, it sounds less fun than it actually is.
06:21It's really fun.
06:22It's really fun.
06:22That is fun.
06:24You and your friend, watching films and having fun.
06:28Hello?
06:29Sometimes others join, but not so much anymore.
06:32Kinky?
06:33I know her.
06:34She has got a boyfriend.
06:35That's what, yeah.
06:37Insinuating.
06:38No, it's a ritual.
06:39Like, we haven't missed one in eight years, so.
06:41Maybe Simon was right.
06:42What does Simon think?
06:43Nothing, no.
06:43Carry on, so there's rituals.
06:47Yeah, we dress up as the characters.
06:49We play games.
06:50We do quizzes.
06:52We dress up as the characters.
06:57Oh.
06:59Oh, that is actually is.
07:00Yeah.
07:00That's the thing that you're desperate to get to on a Friday.
07:04Not desperate, Carla.
07:05We just really love films.
07:10Babe.
07:10Mm-hmm?
07:11You know that fella at number 68?
07:13He's ordered discreet packaging again.
07:16I just have to know what's inside.
07:18Maybe whatever's in your imagination is so much more interesting than the reality.
07:22I promise you.
07:23God, you're so wise.
07:24I love you.
07:28I love you.
07:39Oh, I was thinking that I might just hang about tonight and help Sue's around the house
07:42while you do your thing.
07:44Of course, baby.
07:45Because then I can stay over tonight and we can smooch.
07:49Absolutely.
07:50Because I tell you, this mechanic thing you've got going on is...
07:53Ripley, baby.
07:54Hmm.
07:55Oh, here he is.
08:00The man of the hour.
08:02The unknowable prince.
08:05Never acknowledges the snacks.
08:07Not so much as a thank you for having me.
08:09You see what happens every Friday?
08:12Hmm?
08:12She gets like this.
08:13And we want her like this.
08:14But E winds her up.
08:16She's up and down like a bride's nightie.
08:19What the hell do they get up to in there?
08:21Feels culty.
08:23Don't you think, babe?
08:24Stop watching that documentary.
08:26What the hell do they get up to, Isabel?
08:28They're not going to call, Mum.
08:29They're just losers.
08:30Never fucking comes in to say hello.
08:51Phew.
08:52Phew.
08:57Wow.
09:00You missed a spot.
09:00Yeah, I'm fully aware.
09:03This, however, is excellente.
09:05J'adore.
09:07We'll move in pairs.
09:09And we'll cut off every bulk and every vent until we have this thing cornered.
09:13And then we'll blow it the fuck out into space.
09:15Does that sound acceptable to you?
09:19Hmm.
09:20The accent wasn't perfect.
09:22Fucking hell, you do demand excellence, don't you?
09:25You try saying cornered.
09:26It's hard.
09:27Cornered.
09:28Ugh.
09:29Just saying, it's not quite your Buffalo Bill, is it?
09:31It puts the lotion in the basket.
09:34That's the ticket.
09:35Right.
09:37Salty.
09:37Mm-hmm.
09:38Sweet.
09:39Mm-hmm.
09:39Sweet and salty.
09:40Mm-hmm.
09:41Mm-hmm.
09:42Toffee.
09:42Mm.
09:46Just a hunch.
09:47Did you go past the pitch house?
09:52Yeah.
09:53And?
09:53You're right, let's start it with Carrie.
09:55Why doesn't you read my emails?
09:57You don't start a sissy SpaceX season with Carrie.
09:59You end it with Carrie.
10:00Yes.
10:01Sixth time you said that.
10:02Why are you keeping count?
10:05I don't count all the times you ask me if you're dying.
10:10Hey.
10:10Sorry.
10:12Okay, game time.
10:14What was the original running time of the movie?
10:16Three hours, twelve minutes.
10:17Mm-hmm.
10:18The blue flashing lights.
10:19Which band did they borrow those from?
10:20The who?
10:20Uh-huh.
10:21And what material was used to make the tendons of the alien?
10:27Polyurethane?
10:29No, shredded condoms.
10:34Speaking of which, Katie's pregnant.
10:37What?
10:38Yep.
10:38Tom's put a bun in the oven.
10:40You threw that in there late?
10:42How do you feel?
10:44I feel nothing about it.
10:45Come on.
10:46Nothing.
10:47We broke up three years ago.
10:49She's a year younger than me.
10:51Yep.
10:54So they're having it out of wedlock?
10:55Out of wedlock?
10:56What are you, from the 1800s?
10:58Would I do this speech at your wedding?
11:00To Carla, Queen of Stationery.
11:02I'm not getting married to Carla, Queen of Stationery.
11:04Why not?
11:06You should consider her.
11:07It's what you love.
11:08She tongs her hair at 6am, carries around a clipboard, has five pens on her head.
11:11Okay, she does not carry around a clipboard.
11:14Budgets.
11:14She doesn't like you too much.
11:15Crucial.
11:16Yeah, none of that pesky love and care.
11:17No, no, nice hair.
11:18Yeah, only free on Sundays.
11:19Mm-hmm.
11:20No higher than number five on her to-do list.
11:22Ooh, not like our Joshie.
11:27So would I do the speech?
11:29You'd be the best man.
11:31Best lady.
11:32You're not a lady.
11:33What am I then?
11:38Just, just feel that.
11:40Yeah.
11:41It's a glance.
11:42You're fine.
11:43Protuberant.
11:43You're fine.
11:44All right?
11:45Okay.
11:45Eves, I have something to tell you.
11:51Go on then.
11:55I'm getting all nervous now.
11:56Huh?
11:57Jesus, now I'm nervous.
11:58No, don't you be nervous.
11:59I'm the one saying it.
12:00Saying what?
12:04Oh, wait.
12:05Look, even if you'd killed someone, I know you would have done it for good reason.
12:23You haven't killed anyone.
12:24Let's keep going.
12:33I'm moving.
12:37What?
12:38I'm moving away.
12:42When?
12:43Four weeks.
12:46Four weeks?
12:47Yeah.
12:50Bristol.
12:51Got a job.
12:53New one.
12:54Good one.
12:56Family law.
12:58Well done.
13:00Yeah.
13:01That's what I've always wanted.
13:03I know.
13:03That's what I've been aiming for.
13:04I know.
13:05I'd be remiss to turn it down.
13:08Remiss?
13:10Sorry, I get formal or whatever.
13:12You're nervous, yeah.
13:13Yeah.
13:13Yeah.
13:17I'm so happy for you.
13:32Yeah.
13:34So I should take it then?
13:38Of course you should.
13:42You'd be remiss.
13:47For you.
14:02Oh, come on.
14:07We could have been anything that we wanted to be.
14:10Boom, boom, boom, boom.
14:12Come here.
14:13Oh, I'm glad you could make it this time.
14:15Oh, you're getting on with your big grown-up life.
14:18Yeah, good.
14:20Me and that.
14:20Do you remember when you used to come round here when you were little?
14:23Make up them dance routines.
14:24Only our Evie wasn't very good at it, but we won't tell her that.
14:26No, shh.
14:27Can never get the rhythm in a body like me, do you know what I mean?
14:30Shirley Ballas level you, even at ten.
14:32Oh, I don't know why you didn't pursue that.
14:34But I suppose running a charity is honourable.
14:36Yeah, yeah.
14:37People need me.
14:38People need me.
14:38Hey, why have you brought your own?
14:40I remembered to do vegan this time.
14:42Oh, no, no, no, no, they're nappies.
14:45We've got Matt's nephew staying, trying it out.
14:47I wish you were my uncle.
14:50Guncle.
14:51Guncle.
14:52I think I'd be a much happier person if you were my uncle.
14:56Okay.
14:57I'm gonna...
15:00What's this?
15:04It's a fig.
15:05Why?
15:05His mum says it kind of looks like the alien when you open it up.
15:08Oh, how far is it?
15:19Oh.
15:20This son of a bitch is huge.
15:23It's like a man.
15:24It's big.
15:27Hello, mate.
15:29Oh, my God, no.
15:30Your chest is harrowing.
15:31Yeah, nice to see you too.
15:33Deeply unsettling, actually.
15:34Yeah.
15:36Hey, where's your costume?
15:37No.
15:39No, I'm sorry.
15:40You can't just wear a t-shirt with the name of the film on it.
15:42All right.
15:43Captain Von Trapp.
15:44Come on, I've got Matt's nephew staying and they're absolutely feral,
15:46so I really don't have long.
15:48Well, why come if you need to rush off?
15:49Calm down, Empress.
15:50I'm here, aren't I?
15:54Yeah.
15:59Er, he has a job.
16:02I know.
16:03No, a new one.
16:03In Bristol.
16:05He's moving soon.
16:07Oh.
16:09Oh.
16:10That's why you both have funeral face.
16:13No, it's actually a really great job and happy.
16:16Yeah, everyone's happy.
16:17Really happy.
16:17Yeah, great.
16:19Good.
16:21Yeah.
16:22Yeah.
16:24So what, he's here.
16:25He's going back down south.
16:26Yeah, he is, actually.
16:28Yeah, he's going back down south.
16:29Mate, yeah.
16:30Actually, it's southwest.
16:32I think you'll find, looking at a compass, it is, in actuality, the southwest of the country.
16:37I write me lever.
16:38I write my lever.
16:39I'm a lever, not a fighter.
16:41I'm a lawyer, not a fighter.
16:42I'm a lawyer, not a lover.
16:46What?
16:47I don't know.
16:48That's weird.
16:49I need the lavatory.
16:53Uh, Evie, help me pick some colours for the kitchen.
16:59Mm-hmm.
17:00Here's a plethora to choose from, or we're going for Earthy.
17:03Earthy, yeah.
17:04Mm-hmm.
17:07He deigns to enter the house.
17:09Oh.
17:10I'm joking.
17:12You look nice, Suzanne.
17:15Oh.
17:16No, I think that's a bit...
17:17No, I just meant...
17:18Inappropriate.
17:19Nice.
17:19You can call me Suze.
17:22Are you all right?
17:23You look a bit...
17:23Mm-hmm.
17:25Are you hungry?
17:26Do you have low blood sugar?
17:28No, it was a weird day.
17:29I got offered a job.
17:31I accepted a job.
17:33Oh, well, I'll get you, mister.
17:36Mr. Man.
17:36In Bristol.
17:37It's in Bristol, yeah.
17:41Have you told Evie?
17:42Of course.
17:43Right.
17:46I've just got to use the facilities.
17:55Fucking hell.
17:56What?
17:57Man of mystery.
17:58He is fucking off.
18:00Where?
18:00Well, he's got some snazzy job somewhere.
18:02Of course he has.
18:03He can't go now, not when she's...
18:05She needs this thing.
18:08What happened to Bri's nightie?
18:09I thought you said he wound her up.
18:11Yes.
18:11Well, I'd rather her up and down than just down, for God's sake.
18:15Have you forgotten what happened on her birthday?
18:17What, when she...
18:18Yes, Isabel.
18:19We don't have to go over it.
18:21Maybe change is good.
18:22Maybe everything happens for a reason.
18:25Yeah, keep talking.
18:26When life gives you lemons, live, laugh, love, I don't know, all that shite you love.
18:35I think you're spot on, babe.
18:36Come and get me fancy glasses.
18:38Whatever you're thinking of doing, don't.
18:41We can't have a feeling.
18:42When I went in to say hi to Suze, she sang Bugsy Malone at me again.
18:52Honest question, did I peak at ten?
18:54Don't answer that.
18:58My life's great.
19:02Your boyfriend is obsessed with me.
19:04And then I guess we've...
19:06We've both got that.
19:07Yeah.
19:12Evie?
19:12Yeah.
19:13Court green or masquerade?
19:16Court green.
19:18Really?
19:23Right, you lot.
19:25Out here now.
19:30Come on, grab yourself a glass of fizz.
19:32What's going on, Mum?
19:34Well, Josh, do you want something more manly?
19:36Like a little beer-ski?
19:37No, no, no, Suze.
19:38Seco will do me fine.
19:40What was the occasion?
19:41Oh, here he is.
19:42The man of the hour.
19:44Man of the what?
19:45So, Noah.
19:47Look, I know we haven't always connected.
19:50Mum, what's going on?
19:51But it's not that we haven't connected.
19:53It's just, well, you're a man of few words, aren't you?
19:56You know, hard to read.
19:58Actually, he's...
19:59Sorry, one second, Evie.
20:01Look, I know I'm not an official member of the club, but...
20:05Well, believe it or not, there is no snack fairy.
20:08You know, they don't just magically appear.
20:10But that's my way of saying, you know, I get it, guys.
20:15And so this is a toast and a congratulations.
20:19Oh, congratulations, Noah.
20:22To the end of an era.
20:23Yeah, cheers.
20:27Evie.
20:28We're going to whack this film on when Pam's got my shoes.
20:30Actually, come, I'm just...
20:32OK.
20:33Just trying to say something.
20:35So, well, I've been thinking a lot about life.
20:40What?
20:41What?
20:42What is it?
20:43Is it actually sad or is it just what it is?
20:47Is it just bloody well what it is, guys?
20:50Everything happens for a reason.
20:52OK, sirrah, sirrah.
20:53Sorry, what is going on?
20:55Noah's got a job in Bristol, babe.
20:57Oh.
20:59Well done, mate.
21:02Yeah, to Noah.
21:03God, don't you do yourself down, Cameron.
21:05I wasn't, sis.
21:07You are incredible.
21:08Blew me away as bugsy.
21:09When's that happening, Noah?
21:10God, Isabel.
21:12Look, things change.
21:14And change is good.
21:16It doesn't have to be sad or scary.
21:19It doesn't have to be.
21:20It's just part of God's plan.
21:21God.
21:22Yes, Isabel.
21:23Or the universe.
21:24Fuck's sake.
21:24Yeah, I mean, you're right, Suze.
21:26Yes, thank you, Josh.
21:27Jesus.
21:29Everyone's on the right path.
21:30God's path.
21:31No one's on the wrong track.
21:33Mum, this film's quite long.
21:34Nobody.
21:36Josh, go and get me that poem on the fridge.
21:39Oh, no, no.
21:39No one wants to read it.
21:40This is important, Evie.
21:42It's important.
21:46Because she's got a good job waiting for her in town when she wants to go back to it.
21:53She's got a great future ahead of her, too.
21:55First class degree.
21:57First class in English literature from the University of Manchester, which was inevitable,
22:01given that she was capable of this when she was eight.
22:05That's me, the one you see, floating in the air.
22:11It's cold and I'm scared.
22:12It's cold and I'm scared.
22:14I have nits in my hair.
22:16I'm the one you see floating there.
22:19So next time you're on your comfy sofa, watching TV, think of me.
22:25Next time you have a hot chocolate or tea, think of me.
22:28The one you see.
22:29The one you see.
22:31Lost up in the air.
22:32Yeah, yeah.
22:32I'm just going to go for a week.
22:33Lost up in the air.
22:35No, come on.
22:55No, come on.
23:05I'm just going to go for a week.
23:35Lost up in the air.
24:05What is wrong with you, love?
24:26Can.
24:29Oh, so sorry.
24:44So sorry.
24:44One of the nephews bit the other one and honestly I'm absolutely famished.
24:47I love you so much.
24:49Thank you, thank you, thank you.
24:50Happy film club.
24:51See you later, Noah.
24:54Told me a hit, not a bit.
24:55This is the first time we've encountered a species like this.
25:16This is the first time you've ever encountered a species like this.
25:20Look at that thing.
25:27Don't touch it, don't touch it.
25:34I will, by the way.
25:37Will what?
25:38Next time I'm on a comfy sofa, watching TV, we'll think of you.
25:51Even without a hot chocolate or a tea?
25:53No, but really.
25:55At least she's tried twice today.
26:09Maybe that speech did something.
26:11Maybe, you know, actually talking to her about it would help.
26:13Yeah, I am helping, your help.
26:15We're all helping.
26:17I'm reading the books, I'm listening to the podcasts.
26:20She came home six months ago and hasn't left since.
26:22It's getting a bit.
26:22Barbara Streisand didn't leave her house for years and she's Babby.
26:25You want to read My Name is Barbara?
26:27Educate yourself.
26:28That cult was the only thing she had going on.
26:31Like, I wonder what's going to happen now.
26:32Well, it can't get any worse, can it?
26:34She's 28 years old, she can't get past the bleeding bin.
26:37What about Babby?
26:37Yes, Babby, but now you freak me out.
26:39It can't get any worse, can it, Isabel?
26:57It's not that far.
26:59It's not that far.
27:02191 miles.
27:09It's not that far.
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