WWF RAW: September 5, 1998

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00:00:01The following content is for the World Wrestling Federation Championship.

00:00:07With the WWF titles on the line.

00:00:09How can you blame anybody for doing anything to win their prize?

00:00:13Toad slam, oh man, my God, I'm running toe slam.

00:00:16The Undertaker is telling his brother, you leave.

00:00:19No, no, no.

00:00:22Toad slam, and he's there.

00:00:24But still it's called Steve Austin.

00:00:26One, two, three.

00:00:31That takes a hell of a lot of class.

00:00:34That's a man's man right there.

00:00:56That's a man's man.

00:00:58Oh God.

00:00:59Oh my God.

00:01:01I have 57 people.

00:01:02That's not enough to do this one,...

00:01:05YeahEverything is right though.

00:01:07Little Death of God.

00:01:08That's not enough to you.

00:01:09Por play by the war and death of lives.

00:01:10That's not enough to do that

00:01:20Hollywood's on the line.

00:01:22It's Saturday night, and it's time for a special edition of WWF Raw.

00:01:48Hello, everybody. I'm Jim Ross, alongside Terry, the King Lana.

00:01:51We are at ringside.

00:01:52Tonight, The Undertaker and Kane are in the house.

00:01:56We expect to see Edge in action.

00:01:58Two titles decided.

00:01:59X-Pac will challenge Gino Brown for the European title.

00:02:03And the WWF Tag Titles on the line when the New Age Outlaws defend against The Rock.

00:02:08Uh-oh, and Mark Henry.

00:02:09Yeah, look at this, though.

00:02:10Let's start it off with the biggest star of all in the World Wrestling Federation.

00:02:15The owner, Mr. Vince McMahon.

00:02:18Well, WWF.com says that Mr. McMahon has devised some sort of master plan.

00:02:24I don't know if that's what we're gonna hear right now or not.

00:02:28Well, you can see that Mr. McMahon has a big smile on his face, so

00:02:30obviously something is up.

00:02:32And you know, if The Undertaker had listened to Mr. McMahon at SummerSlam,

00:02:35The Undertaker would be the champion right now and not Stone Cold Steve Austin.

00:02:39Then McMahon would really be smiling.

00:02:42May I have your attention, please?

00:02:43That's okay.

00:02:47You can't spoil the mood I'm in, I can tell you.

00:02:52And the reason is that on September the 27th, a brilliant,

00:02:58McLiavellian masterful plan will be unfolded.

00:03:04McLiavellian?

00:03:06As a matter of fact, on September 27th, there's going to be a breakdown.

00:03:12Yeah, an emotional and a physical breakdown.

00:03:22And who is it that will experience this emotional and physical breakdown?

00:03:27Stone Cold Steve Austin.

00:03:29Well, September 27th, so next time we're on pay-per-view,

00:03:33that'll be in Hamilton, Ontario.

00:03:35On September 27th, when this plan is executed,

00:03:42Stone Cold Steve Austin will no longer be the World Wrestling Federation champion.

00:03:49Finally, I will guarantee you, did you hear what I said?

00:03:54I guarantee you, Stone Cold will no longer be the WWF champion.

00:04:00It's even stronger, he's guaranteeing it.

00:04:03I mean, you think about it.

00:04:05My God, he really shouldn't be the champion as we speak.

00:04:10Sure, go ahead and cheer your little lungs out, go ahead.

00:04:16You better do it while you can.

00:04:18Austin, Austin, Austin, Austin.

00:04:21You think about SummerSlam, The Undertaker dominated Austin.

00:04:27The Undertaker had the ability, he had the desire.

00:04:30My God, The Undertaker had an insurance policy.

00:04:35What did he do with that insurance policy?

00:04:38He sent Kane back to the locker room.

00:04:43Undertaker, you're a damned fool.

00:04:46Whoa, that's pretty darn strong right there.

00:04:52But I guess it was made all right because the next day after SummerSlam, there he is.

00:04:59There's Stone Cold Steve Austin on that hot new talk show,

00:05:04that cutting edge talk show, Regis and Kathie Lee.

00:05:10And what does Austin do then?

00:05:13Well, he says, you know, a guy that was such a hard fought battle and whatever, you know what?

00:05:20I really earned a lot of respect for The Undertaker.

00:05:23Isn't that heartwarming?

00:05:26Doesn't that make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside?

00:05:30Wow, Austin has respect for The Undertaker.

00:05:36Come on, Undertaker.

00:05:39I know somewhere in this building you can hear me.

00:05:43And I know your retarded brother Kane or whatever his problem is, even though he can't talk.

00:05:48I know he can hear me too.

00:05:49I know he can hear me too.

00:05:50Whoa, come on.

00:05:51You two guys should strike terror in the hearts of every WWF superstar.

00:06:00You should dominate the World Wrestling Federation.

00:06:04Undertaker and Kane should terrorize the WWF.

00:06:12But instead, WW superstars are, I think they're starting to snicker at your mere sight.

00:06:22They're not terrified any longer.

00:06:28Kane, you and Undertaker probably couldn't terrorize a kindergarten.

00:06:33Please.

00:06:34You know what?

00:06:35Kane?

00:06:38Yeah?

00:06:40What?

00:06:43What are they calling him?

00:06:45Well, he's their favorite part of the anatomy.

00:06:49That's class all the way.

00:06:54Undertaker and Kane have been reduced to nothing more than two putrid .

00:07:02What in the hell is he saying?

00:07:04That's it, two putrid .

00:07:09Uh-oh.

00:07:11Well, wait just a minute.

00:07:12Get out of there.

00:07:13And business is picking up here early.

00:07:15The Undertaker and Kane coming to the ring.

00:07:18And look at the owner of the WWF.

00:07:20Watch it.

00:07:22He's making a getaway.

00:07:23Don't get out of there.

00:07:25Where's he going?

00:07:26The Undertaker Kane now following Mr. McMahon right through the crowd.

00:07:32And then the crowd is taking his life in his own hands.

00:07:35Where's he going, JR?

00:07:37I don't know where Mr. McMahon's going.

00:07:39There better be for high ground and bolt the door.

00:07:42I can't believe he's gone right through this sea of idiots.

00:07:45I can't believe what Mr. McMahon called The Undertaker and Kane.

00:07:49What's he trying?

00:07:50What is Mr. McMahon trying to do to provoke these two men?

00:07:53We'll find out more about that in this broadcast.

00:07:55And again, thanks for being with us here on Raw Saturday night.

00:07:57Two titles on the line tonight.

00:07:59D'Lo Brown to defend the European title against Xbox, Kane.

00:08:03That's not all.

00:08:04The New Age Outlaws are gonna take on The Rock and Mark Henry.

00:08:08You're right, two big title matches.

00:08:10And I can smell what The Rock is cooking in that one.

00:08:12But we've got tag team action right here, right now.

00:08:15And it ain't gonna be pretty.

00:08:17Well, I'm just concerned about Mr. McMahon.

00:08:19What do you think's gonna happen to him?

00:08:21You worry a lot about Mr. McMahon, don't you?

00:08:23Yeah.

00:08:23Well, if The Undertaker and Kane get their hands on our beloved owner,

00:08:27we'll see the last of him tonight.

00:08:28Tag team contest is scheduled for one fall within 20 minutes on limit.

00:08:33In the ring being accompanied by Paul Ellering,

00:08:36at a combined weight of 598 pounds, Skull and Eightball, Disciples of Apocalypse.

00:08:45It's as if Mr. McMahon's being held hostage in his own arena here by The Undertaker and Kane.

00:08:51Well, that's terrorism, JR, pure and simple terrorism.

00:08:57And their opponents at a combined weight of 468 pounds,

00:09:04The Lethal Weapon, Steve Buckman, and the world's most dangerous man, Ken Shipra.

00:09:14I was very surprised to see Shamrock and Blackman as tag team partners here tonight.

00:09:19Because two weeks ago, remember it was Shamrock, Owen Hart, and Dan Severn in a triple threat match.

00:09:25And Blackman didn't back down, I'll guarantee you that, and gave Shamrock a dose of his own medicine.

00:09:32So apparently, these two have patched up their differences enough to coexist in this tag team matchup.

00:09:38Well, JR, that's just like the Mr. McMahon situation.

00:09:55You try to do the right thing, you try to tell the truth around here, and look what you get for it.

00:09:59Nothing but heartache.

00:10:00Right.

00:10:01Please.

00:10:02Mr. McMahon is certainly big enough to reap what he sows.

00:10:06You might have to go check on him.

00:10:08I'm a little bit busy.

00:10:10And it's gonna be skull or eight ball.

00:10:12Remember, these two guys of DOA are identical twins, about 6'8", around 300 pounds each, and Shamrock with a roundhouse kick on,

00:10:20the lack of a better term, I think that might be eight ball.

00:10:25Another nice move by Shamrock.

00:10:26Certainly, Ken Shamrock has been on a real tear here in the World Wrestling Federation since winning the king of the ring.

00:10:34Makes the exchange with the lethal weapon, Steve Blackman.

00:10:37Yeah, well, there's the first tag.

00:10:38Now, let's see if Blackman and Shamrock can really function together as a team.

00:10:42I just don't see these two guys getting along, JR.

00:10:44Busy weekend for Ken Shamrock.

00:10:46Tomorrow night on Sunday Night Heat, he takes on Bradshaw, does Shamrock.

00:10:50Well, that's gonna be a slobber knocker.

00:10:526.30 Eastern, 3.30 on the West Coast tomorrow on the USA Network for a Sunday Night Heat.

00:10:58And look at those educated feet of the lethal weapon.

00:11:00Yeah, don't be looking too far into Shamrock's future.

00:11:04They gotta get past DOA first here tonight.

00:11:06Look out!

00:11:07Certainly, I am very, very shocked with the extraordinary remarks.

00:11:12Nate, uh-oh, wait a minute.

00:11:14Uh-oh.

00:11:15Here comes The Undertaker and Kane.

00:11:17Hey, McMahon ain't out here.

00:11:19What?

00:11:20You think they did something to Mr. McMahon or what are they coming down here for?

00:11:24It looks like they're coming to destroy somebody, but who?

00:11:27Well, I better go check on Mr. McMahon.

00:11:29You better sit right here, Paul.

00:11:32Kane grabs Blackman.

00:11:34Blackman off.

00:11:35Yes.

00:11:35Toe slam.

00:11:37The Undertaker and Kane are just decimating the lethal weapon, Steve Blackman here.

00:11:44Well, why are they doing it to Blackman?

00:11:46He had nothing to do with it.

00:11:46Look at Shamrock over here getting his.

00:11:49Shamrock's having to fight both members of DOA.

00:11:52And now The Undertaker dropping that 325 pounds right on the knee joint of Steve Blackman.

00:11:59And now that UFC like submission hold.

00:12:03But for what, JR?

00:12:04What did Blackman do to Kane and The Undertaker?

00:12:08Well, maybe The Undertaker are trying to prove to the world that they're not what

00:12:11what Mr. McMahon called him just a few moments ago.

00:12:15You talk about being motivated to destroy.

00:12:22And now- Beat it, fellas.

00:12:25The Undertaker team have DOA in their crosshairs.

00:12:29And Mr. McMahon, if you're somewhere watching this, I'm afraid it's gonna be a long night.

00:12:35Well, it's already been a long night for Steve Blackman.

00:12:39Blackman's knee has been severely damaged thanks to The Undertaker and thanks to Kane.

00:12:46Blackman is absolutely writhing in pain here in the center of the ring.

00:12:50And Shamrock's back on his feet.

00:12:52He's livid, but Blackman is hurt.

00:12:55I can't figure out what The Undertaker and Kane have against Blackman, but what is this?

00:13:01Uh-oh, JR.

00:13:05Looks like the big Balbozki is in the house.

00:13:08Good grief.

00:13:12We are back on a special edition of Raw Saturday Night.

00:13:14And Mr. McMahon shocked the world just moments ago.

00:13:17Come on, Undertaker.

00:13:20I know somewhere in this building you can hear me.

00:13:23And I know your retarded brother Kane, or whatever his problem is,

00:13:28even though he can't talk, I know he can hear me too.

00:13:32Come on, you two guys should strike terror in the hearts of every WWF superstar.

00:13:41Undertaker and Kane have been reduced to nothing more than two putrid .

00:13:48That's it, too putrid .

00:13:56But you know what?

00:13:59The Undertaker and Kane came down.

00:14:01Mr. McMahon had to run for his life.

00:14:03But they don't understand what Mr. McMahon was doing for him.

00:14:06JR, that was a motivational speech.

00:14:08Mr. McMahon is the greatest motivational speaker.

00:14:11He was trying to light a fire underneath Kane and The Undertaker and

00:14:15make them the superstars they can truly be.

00:14:18Well, he has done that.

00:14:19And last Sunday at SummerSlam, Mr. McMahon coerced Mankind into defending the tag

00:14:24titles against the Outlaws all by himself.

00:14:27Now, we all saw it.

00:14:29Mankind fought his heart out.

00:14:30But the Outlaws won the Tag Team Championship, threw Mankind in the dumpster.

00:14:35And then something, folks, very, very bizarre occurred.

00:14:38Kane somehow emerged from the dumpster, wielding a sledgehammer.

00:14:44Then the unthinkable, Kane struck Mankind with a sledgehammer.

00:14:50He shut the dumpster and wheeled it out of sight.

00:14:54Now, people who saw Mankind afterwards said that Mick Foley will never be the same.

00:14:59And since last Sunday night, no one has seen or heard from the deranged superstar.

00:15:05Who knows if we'll ever see Mankind again, or in what condition.

00:15:10J.R., I wonder what condition Val Venus is gonna be in when he gets out here.

00:15:22See, he made it out of the bathroom.

00:15:24You know, sometimes our cameras go places I don't think they should go, quite frankly.

00:15:28The following contest is scheduled for one fall in a 20-minute time limit.

00:15:34Making his way to the ring from Las Vegas, Nevada.

00:15:36Weighing in at 241 pounds, Val Venus.

00:15:43Well, King Val Venus came up a little short, no pun intended,

00:15:46at SummerSlam against D'Lo Brown for the European title.

00:15:50And certainly D'Lo tonight will defend the European title against X-Pac in what should be a great matchup.

00:15:55Are you watching the Titan Tron, or are you thinking about business here?

00:16:00Well, I'm having an out-of-body experience.

00:16:02I'll be back in about five.

00:16:03Remember Val Venus had this altercation with Mario Lopez, one of the stars of Pat Blue here on USA.

00:16:13And don't forget that tomorrow night, Sunday night heat will start at 6.30 Eastern, 3.30 Pacific.

00:16:20A special time due to the coverage of the U.S. Tennis Open.

00:16:25Well, this should be edifying.

00:16:26Oh, yeah.

00:16:29Hello, ladies.

00:16:37You know something?

00:16:38The Big Bal Boski is like your family dog.

00:16:47You know, he's loyal, he's obedient.

00:16:53When he comes, when he's called.

00:17:00Are you talking about Fido, JR?

00:17:04No comment.

00:17:04It's Fido, J-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R.

00:17:12And his opponent, from the Rocky Mountains, swinging at 456 pounds.

00:17:19The man they call, Vader.

00:17:21Well, as Vader makes his way out here,

00:17:25let's say a very special good evening to all of our fans in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.

00:17:30Vader, among other WWF superstars, including Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Undertaker,

00:17:35will be in Oklahoma City on Sunday afternoon, September the 20th, in the Myriad.

00:17:42Later on that night in Tulsa at the convention center.

00:17:46And Vader has had his share of problems finding a tag team partner.

00:17:49We thought that Vader and Bradshaw were going to make quite the combination,

00:17:53but those two big guys just don't get along.

00:17:56No, like oil and water.

00:18:01And certainly we are getting a variety of reports in the locker room area

00:18:05regarding The Undertaker and Kane.

00:18:07Is Vince all right?

00:18:08I don't know if Vince is all right.

00:18:10What are you getting another raise?

00:18:13Is Vince all right?

00:18:14I'm concerned, look at this.

00:18:16Now Val Venus has got to be concerned with this, with Vader and Dustin Reynolds again,

00:18:23displaying his spirituality here on the special edition of Raw on Saturday night.

00:18:29Val Venus got to keep the pace quick or that will happen to you.

00:18:32Vader's dropped about 50 pounds.

00:18:35He's in the best shape since coming to the WWF.

00:18:38He's got a ways to go, but he is going in the right direction.

00:18:41What is this with Dustin Reynolds?

00:18:42Who is he?

00:18:43Well, who do you think he is?

00:18:47He is a higher spiritual being.

00:18:51How do you know that?

00:18:52Well, I asked questions.

00:18:54I talked to Dustin.

00:18:56Nice crossbody by Val Venus climbing aboard Vader and hammering him in those right hands.

00:19:00You slow this thing down, Val's not going to win a fist fight with this Colorado Rocky Mountain monster.

00:19:09Knock your teeth right out there, Val.

00:19:10Be careful.

00:19:13So apparently The Undertaker and Kane are raising old Billy Hill back there in the locker room area.

00:19:19And who's going to stop him?

00:19:21That's the issue.

00:19:22Nice move there by Val Venus.

00:19:26That's so nice.

00:19:28Like running into a brick wall.

00:19:31Big time, belly to belly suplex.

00:19:33Vader with a cover.

00:19:34Three to two and a half.

00:19:36Whoo.

00:19:37Val Venus showing some guts there to get a shoulder off the canvas.

00:19:41Why does Dustin Reynolds pick now to come out here and pick up with that sign?

00:19:49That's a good question for you to write down your list of things to do later.

00:19:51They think he's a Northwest pilot or something?

00:19:55Well, I don't know exactly.

00:19:56Oh!

00:19:57Try to put your finger on Dustin's motivation, but

00:20:00certainly no mystery that Vader just drove his elbow right into the upper of the thigh muscle there.

00:20:06Of Val Venus, it would seem.

00:20:08Upper thigh muscle.

00:20:09The thigh muscle.

00:20:10You mean the big Balbozki?

00:20:12No, I don't mean the big Balbozki.

00:20:14Thank you very much.

00:20:16Val Venus came within an eyelash of defeating D'Lo Brown at Summerslam for the European title.

00:20:21And Val ended up getting disqualified.

00:20:23Yikes!

00:20:24Look how big time splashed there.

00:20:27That's gotta be all.

00:20:29And Vader had too much weight forward.

00:20:31And Val slid right out from under the Colorado Rocky Mountain monster.

00:20:35But you gotta hand it to Val Venus.

00:20:37He's already back up on his feet or trying to get there.

00:20:40And trying to hang in there nose to nose with a guy that outweighs him at least 150 pounds.

00:20:47The weight advantage is tremendous in Vader's favor.

00:20:50But come on, Val, you gotta do something like that.

00:20:52Vader with a stiff shot from the left side.

00:20:57Wait a minute.

00:20:58Well, there's a- What's he doing down here?

00:21:01I think he can read Bradshaw's lips.

00:21:03He's not here to have a peaceful greeting with Vader.

00:21:07And I don't know what's happened between these two guys.

00:21:11My God, look at this.

00:21:13Here they come again.

00:21:15Destruction personified.

00:21:17I am leaving now.

00:21:18The Undertaker and Kane, there goes Bradshaw.

00:21:21I don't blame him.

00:21:22Well, Vader and Val, Vader's not gonna back away, but that may cost him.

00:21:30Val's almost out of it.

00:21:32Look at Kane hammering Val Venus.

00:21:35Bradshaw backing away from this fight.

00:21:38And now The Undertaker is trying to dismantle Vader.

00:21:42Chokeslam, big time, Val Venus almost snapped in half.

00:21:48Well, see, McMahon was right, these guys are a terror.

00:21:51They're terrorizing everybody now, whoa, look out.

00:21:53Val Venus head first, right over the top rope.

00:21:56And now The Undertaker and Kane, look out here, double chokeslam.

00:22:02Vader's history.

00:22:04A double chokeslam on Vader, and Kane, and The Undertaker,

00:22:11are like two rabid dogs that have been stuck with a sharp stick.

00:22:19And Mr. McMahon, by what he called these two men at the beginning of this broadcast here

00:22:27on Saturday night, has ignited a flame that may never be extinct.

00:22:31And he's accomplishing his mission.

00:22:33And most history will be made tomorrow night on Sunday Night Heat,

00:22:37the very first time ever that The Undertaker Kane will be officially in tag team action

00:22:44when they meet L.O.D.'s Animal in Prague.

00:22:46That's tomorrow night on Heat.

00:22:49What a matchup it will be.

00:22:51Michael Cole standing by.

00:22:52Rock, Mark Henry, chance for revenge tonight on D-Generation X.

00:22:56Are you gonna take the tag team titles from the New Age Outlaws?

00:22:59Well, what The Rock is gonna do is slap that $10 toupee right off your head

00:23:02if you keep asking stupid questions.

00:23:05But I slap you.

00:23:06You know, the fact of the matter is this, yeah, you talk about revenge,

00:23:09Triple H, you left The Rock laying in his own pool of blood last week at SummerSlam.

00:23:14Yeah, you got the IC title, but that's okay, it's said and done.

00:23:17But The Rock will get to that in a second.

00:23:19Badass Billy Gunn, you got a tough name and all of a sudden you're tough.

00:23:22Well, it doesn't really work that way.

00:23:24And you, Jesse James, you two are the same jabronis that The Rock has laid out all

00:23:29across the country.

00:23:30And tonight nothing's gonna change.

00:23:31It's gonna be The Rock, the world's strongest man, Mark Henry.

00:23:34Hey, make sure that damn camera's stuck here on The Rock.

00:23:37The Rock is gonna raise his big right hand.

00:23:39He's gonna raise the people's eyebrow.

00:23:41He's gonna lay the smack down on both of you candy asses.

00:23:44And as far as for you Triple H, you Outlaws, tag titles or no tag titles,

00:23:49The Rock is and will always be.

00:23:52And The Rock means always be the people's champ if you smell what The Rock is cooking.

00:23:58And we're back ladies and gentlemen here on a special Saturday night edition of Raw.

00:24:15Here come the tag team challengers, The Rock and the world's strongest man, Mark Henry.

00:24:20Taking their way here to the ringside area to challenge for the WWF Tag Team Championship.

00:24:29You know, The Rock should have won that ladder match at SummerSlam and GAS BJR.

00:24:33Well, Chyna had a lot to do with that, didn't she?

00:24:35Yeah.

00:24:36The following up,

00:24:37accomplished this video for a 60 minute time limit.

00:24:41And it is for the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Championship.

00:24:46Introducing first the challengers at a combined weight.

00:24:49of 675 pounds.

00:24:53Nation members, the world's strongest man, Mark Henry and The Rock.

00:25:00Did you see the size of that sign, JR?

00:25:02The Rock does not suck.

00:25:04Well, Michael Cole is standing by with another team that does not suck.

00:25:09They are the Tag Team Champions, the New Age Outlaws.

00:25:13New Age Outlaws, congratulations on regaining the WWF Tag Team.

00:25:16You look pretty good, Michael Cole, but that's enough out of you.

00:25:18Yep, the boys are back.

00:25:19And yes, I'm talking about the New Age Outlaws, the DO Double G and Badass Billy Gunn.

00:25:24And we did what we told everybody out there we were gonna do, regain our titles.

00:25:28And that is the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions of the World.

00:25:33You know, a famous commercial says something about get a piece of the rock.

00:25:36Well, the Outlaws are gonna get more than that.

00:25:38We're gonna get your whole ass.

00:25:39And Mickity Miz Ark Henry, if you want a shot, stick your fat ass nose in there and

00:25:44we'll knock it off too.

00:25:45It's our first offense, and the only good offense is a damn good defense.

00:25:49And if you don't like it, you know we got the two words for you, suck it!

00:25:52You didn't know?

00:25:57You asked for to call somebody!

00:26:11This capacity crowd on their feet for the New Age Outlaws!

00:26:16Oh, hell yeah!

00:26:18The goal is back, where it belongs!

00:26:23Right around the most impressive tag team's weight.

00:26:27And that's the Road Dogg, Jesse James, and the Badass Billy Gunn.

00:26:33The New Age Outlaws.

00:26:36They're pulling themselves tonight.

00:26:38Back off the jabronis and let me do my thing.

00:26:41Cut the music!

00:26:44Cut the damn music!

00:26:48Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, D-Generation X proudly brings to you,

00:26:54it's WWF Tag Team Champions of the World!

00:27:02The Road Dogg, Jesse James!

00:27:04The Badass Billy Gunn, the New Age Outlaws!

00:27:11Got two words for you, JR, New Champion.

00:27:18Now let's make this loud and clear.

00:27:22If you're not down with the New Age Outlaws, we got two words for you!

00:27:27Suck it!

00:27:31Well, this should be quite the matchup.

00:27:32The WWF Tag Team Championship at stake here.

00:27:35And by the way, as you take a look at the Road Dogg, tomorrow night on Heat,

00:27:39he'll meet Dennis Knight of Southern Justice right here in the USA Network.

00:27:436.30 Eastern, 3.30 Pacific.

00:27:45A very special starting time for WWF Sunday Night Heat.

00:27:496.30 Eastern, 3.30 Pacific tomorrow.

00:27:52I'll say one thing about the Outlaws, King.

00:27:56They're not backing away from the tough competition.

00:27:59Well, I'll say one thing to these morons in this crowd.

00:28:02He does not suck!

00:28:03Why is everyone in this crowd either an idiot or a moron in your view?

00:28:09Because I gave them all an IQ test, and the results were negative.

00:28:13Call an F-O tie-up now.

00:28:16Two of the finest athletes who ever compete in the WWF,

00:28:19Billy Gunn and The Rock.

00:28:21And boy, be a toss-up as to which one of these two is the better pure athlete.

00:28:26I'd have to say The Rock.

00:28:31Well, it's a very arguable point, no doubt about it, but I know one thing.

00:28:35I've been very impressed with the in-ring abilities of Billy Gunn the last several weeks.

00:28:40He's really coming into his own.

00:28:42And what a great tag team combination.

00:28:44The New Age Outlaws here are the reigning tag team champions.

00:28:47And certainly The Rock's tag team partner, 1996 American Olympian Mark Henry,

00:28:53the big super heavyweight weight lifter.

00:28:57Coming into his own as well, nice hip-block takeover.

00:29:04And this crowd is, they are jacked here on a Saturday night with the New Age Outlaws.

00:29:11And much more of that, and Billy Gunn's liable to get his jaw jacked.

00:29:18Certainly want to remind everybody that some tickets are still available in San Jose

00:29:23in Sacramento for upcoming Raw events.

00:29:26Tickets going fast in Hamilton, Ontario, Detroit, and East Lansing

00:29:30for other outstanding WWF events as well.

00:29:33More on those in this broadcast.

00:29:37Well, The Rock is a, he is a piece of work.

00:29:40What a ladder match he and Triple H had.

00:29:42Helmsley got his knee dinged in the garden on the Sunday night heat before SummerSlam.

00:29:47Helmsley, on about a leg and a half, was able to prevail.

00:29:54And certainly China, you know, you gotta argue, King.

00:29:57Oh man, what a close line.

00:29:59She was a turning point in that matchup in the eyes of a lot of folks.

00:30:02Turning point?

00:30:03I mean, let's face it.

00:30:05You saw what she did.

00:30:06She won the match for Triple H.

00:30:08And believe me, The Rock is still hot about it.

00:30:11Well, I think China is still hot at The Rock and Mark Henry in general.

00:30:17For some of that foolishness a couple of weeks ago.

00:30:20Wait a minute, what do you mean foolishness?

00:30:21All he wanted was a little kiss.

00:30:23Well, you don't do it that way.

00:30:25I mean, she didn't want to kiss him.

00:30:26She said she didn't want anything to do with him.

00:30:29That's wrong.

00:30:30Who wouldn't want to kiss Mark Henry?

00:30:32Look at the lips on that guy.

00:30:33He could French kiss a moose.

00:30:34I'll raise my hand right now.

00:30:36I'm not interested.

00:30:37Well, I don't know about you, but that's for later on, I reckon.

00:30:43China should have been.

00:30:44Well, here comes the world's strongest man.

00:30:47And Mark Henry in, right hand.

00:30:50Man.

00:30:52Well, Mark Henry is a monster.

00:30:54And he's gonna get nothing but better and better and better, King.

00:30:58And he's in no mood for any foolishness from the New Age Outlaws.

00:31:03Look at the size of Mark Henry's legs.

00:31:05They look, literally look like tree trunks.

00:31:08Well, speaking of looks, JR, how would this look for the New Age Outlaws to just win the

00:31:13tag titles at SummerSlam and then lose them right here?

00:31:16It may be over right now.

00:31:17Yes.

00:31:17There's a cover.

00:31:19Man, the Road Dog reached all the way down to the tips of his toes to kick out that time.

00:31:24Look at the look on Billy Gunn.

00:31:25He's, that's a look of relief.

00:31:26He thought they were gone.

00:31:28Well, Mark Henry and The Rock now have isolated the Road Dog.

00:31:32And the Road Dog getting knocked down again.

00:31:36He's a game son of a gun.

00:31:37He'll get right back up and fight you.

00:31:39But you gotta wonder how much the Road Dog can take in this environment.

00:31:44Look at The Rock.

00:31:45The thoroughbred.

00:31:46Yes.

00:31:47Whoa, watch it.

00:31:48One of Coach Dennis Erickson's favorite defensive lineman.

00:31:53When they were the national champions there in Miami.

00:31:56Well, Coach Erickson's coached a lot of greats in Miami.

00:32:00What about Bernie Cozart?

00:32:01When did he go to Miami?

00:32:02There played the defensive line though.

00:32:04Probably shouldn't have been that slow.

00:32:05Hey.

00:32:06And The Rock now looks like it may be the, yes indeed, the popular.

00:32:10If you can believe it, give this out.

00:32:12People's elbow.

00:32:13I love it.

00:32:18And the judge from South Florida gives it a nine.

00:32:20That should be it.

00:32:21And The Rock all laying on the shoulders.

00:32:23But I don't know if he got the pin or not.

00:32:26But in any event, Billy Gunn made sure of it.

00:32:30And no tag was made here.

00:32:31Oh, watch this.

00:32:32A rep.

00:32:33Look out.

00:32:35A straight right hand.

00:32:37Several inches below the belt line.

00:32:42And now that, look at the redness in the face of a road dog.

00:32:46And now the world's strongest man, Mark Henry with those huge arms,

00:32:51shaking the road dog like a rag dog.

00:32:53He's gonna squeeze what air was left in the road dog out.

00:33:00There has never been to my knowledge,

00:33:01a stronger man in the entire annals of this game than Mark Henry.

00:33:08Whoa, look at that.

00:33:10I'm telling you, if Mark Henry was the Titanic, the iceberg would have sunk.

00:33:17Well, look at that.

00:33:18That face tells it.

00:33:20Look out.

00:33:21That would have been it right there.

00:33:24Nobody hold.

00:33:26Get up, Mark.

00:33:27Mark Henry went for the big splash and knocked the air right out of himself.

00:33:32Three.

00:33:33So it's anybody's ball game here.

00:33:35One, two, three.

00:33:36Road Dogg really being gut checked.

00:33:40And Mark Henry starting to move around.

00:33:42Mark Henry gets a tag, Road Dogg doesn't.

00:33:44Get to the Rock, get to the Rock.

00:33:46We got big problems for the Outlaws.

00:33:48Yes.

00:33:49Uh-oh.

00:33:49Billy Gunn tags in.

00:33:51And so does the Rock.

00:33:54Billy Gunn getting himself a piece of the Rock right now.

00:33:58Remember, it's one fall for the WWF Tag Team titles here.

00:34:01Ooh.

00:34:02Hard elbow right to the collarbone and the momentum is building for the Outlaws.

00:34:07Knocked down, right side.

00:34:10And here comes Mark Henry to get him some.

00:34:12They're pounding him.

00:34:15Road Dogg has recovered and is hammering away.

00:34:21I think the Rock, though, and the-

00:34:23Watch it, watch it.

00:34:24Billy Gunn are the legal men.

00:34:26Shit.

00:34:27Man, did you see?

00:34:28Yes.

00:34:29Yes, I did.

00:34:30The face of Billy Gunn smacked the ring post.

00:34:33Billy Gunn's almost out of it here.

00:34:35Wait a minute.

00:34:37Look out, it's Chyna.

00:34:39Look out, go.

00:34:40Chyna tackling Mark Henry.

00:34:42No.

00:34:44Chyna.

00:34:45Get some help.

00:34:46Of the accident.

00:34:47She's assaulting Mark Henry.

00:34:49Get her off of me.

00:34:50Henry's covering up.

00:34:51He's not gonna hit a woman.

00:34:54Or is he?

00:34:54Well, he should.

00:34:56Come on.

00:34:56The Outlaws having to resprain Chyna.

00:34:59I cannot believe this woman.

00:35:01She came in here and took down a 400 pound man.

00:35:05Yeah, but Chyna, he didn't see her coming.

00:35:07Bring her ass over.

00:35:08Whether he did or he didn't.

00:35:11She blindsided him, that wasn't fair.

00:35:13Man, she's got some guts.

00:35:17The ninth winner of the world, not intimidated by The Rock,

00:35:21is Mark Henry specifically.

00:35:23Look at her now.

00:35:24That's what happened a couple weeks ago.

00:35:28She's trying to talk Mark Henry.

00:35:30Well, Chyna best be aware.

00:35:35That could be another day.

00:35:36But does she wanna kiss or not?

00:35:38I don't know.

00:35:38Go up and ask her.

00:35:39She's right in front of us.

00:35:40Uh-uh.

00:35:42So the Outlaws retain the tag team titles.

00:35:45They're disqualified for Chyna's efforts.

00:35:49But they retain tag team gold.

00:35:52And folks, when we come back, you never know what's gonna happen because we're gonna find out

00:35:57just how low an American will go.

00:36:02And we're back here, everybody, on Raw Saturday tonight.

00:36:04Moments ago, Chyna came to the ring with a business on her mind, King, and took down

00:36:10400-pound Mark Henry.

00:36:12Yeah, and you can see there, he didn't see her coming.

00:36:14It was a cheap shot.

00:36:15She blindsided him.

00:36:17Man, she is a, she's absolutely phenomenal.

00:36:20And then, King, what'd you make of this?

00:36:21A little retribution for a couple of weeks ago?

00:36:24Right, she's taunting Mark Henry.

00:36:25She's gotta be careful.

00:36:26Mark Henry tried to give Chyna a kiss a couple of weeks ago against her wishes,

00:36:31we should add.

00:36:32And now this pompous ass, Tiger Ali Singh, and his little sidekick there, Babu.

00:36:38Pompous what?

00:36:39For the past several weeks now, I have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt

00:36:45that American men have no class, no courage, and will do anything for money.

00:36:52Remember that guy eating that worm?

00:36:56American men have continually embarrassed themselves by eating worms, and by licking my

00:37:04servants' unwashed feet.

00:37:06I have also proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that American women have no morals, and no self-respect.

00:37:21American women have also degraded themselves continuously by taking their clothes off, and by eating dog food.

00:37:32Why do we give him air time?

00:37:37Frankly, I have concluded that there really is no limit for how low you American peasants will go.

00:37:47What is that he's stuffing in his mouth?

00:37:48Well, it smells like sardines from where I'm setting.

00:37:51Babu.

00:37:52I thought that was you.

00:37:53Are you eating sardines again?

00:37:56You think that might be curry?

00:37:59You have eaten nothing but sardines for the past four days, and frankly,

00:38:04the stench on your breath is getting on my nerves because you have never even brushed your teeth.

00:38:11Shoot, it's not good to eat that much this late at night, JR.

00:38:14Wait a minute.

00:38:15I have an idea.

00:38:16I will pay $500 cash to any American woman here tonight to come in the ring and,

00:38:31how do you peasants put it?

00:38:34French kiss Babu.

00:38:41He said woman, right?

00:38:42Babu, pick the American woman.

00:38:46Look at her.

00:38:52Who's he pointing at?

00:38:52Whoa.

00:38:57You wanna make a pit stop over here with me first?

00:38:59Need a little practice?

00:39:01Uncle Jerry, take it easy.

00:39:07What the smells, JR?

00:39:08Those sardines are horrible.

00:39:10You know, you are one of the best looking American women I've seen.

00:39:16So as a bonus, I'll give you 600 U.S. dollars cash.

00:39:21The deal is simple.

00:39:22The deal is very simple.

00:39:25All you have to do is French kiss Babu for five seconds and I will count.

00:39:33I'll count, but if you stop kissing Babu before I reach the count of five,

00:39:42I'm sorry, I really am sorry, but you will not get paid.

00:39:49Do you understand?

00:39:50Well, Tiger thinks his culture is superior to all people.

00:39:54Let the tongue kissing commence.

00:39:58Tiger Ali Singh was born into a family of great wealth.

00:40:01He thinks he's better than anybody, especially America.

00:40:04Put the sardines down.

00:40:06Put the sardines down.

00:40:07This is his way to prove it, JR.

00:40:08And let me see.

00:40:09Well, this is.

00:40:10Let me see the tongue.

00:40:14Deep.

00:40:14What's on her tongue?

00:40:15Inside, inside, one 1,000, two 1,000, three 1,000.

00:40:23Wait, wait, wait.

00:40:24Keep the noise down.

00:40:25I can't concentrate.

00:40:27Look at this, JR.

00:40:29She loves sardines.

00:40:29Four 1,000.

00:40:32I told you to stay quiet.

00:40:33I can't concentrate.

00:40:39Well, Babu's about to lose his hat there.

00:40:41Five, 1,000.

00:40:43Woo-hoo.

00:40:47Well, the stench of those sardines is about to make me.

00:40:50Babu.

00:40:51Okay.

00:40:52Uh-oh.

00:40:52Yes.

00:40:53Once again, I've proven my point that there's no limit for how low.

00:40:58Look out.

00:40:59Look. Here they come.

00:41:00The Undertaker and Kane.

00:41:02And they mean business.

00:41:03Get her over here.

00:41:05I don't think so.

00:41:06Breath smells like a horse.

00:41:09The Undertaker and Kane have been doing whatever they want to whomever they want all night long.

00:41:16And go, yeah.

00:41:16No.

00:41:18That Babu chokeslam right out of his shoes.

00:41:21Wait a minute, you can't do that to Tiger, no.

00:41:23And the rich boy just got chokeslammed into reality by these two demons.

00:41:29These two brothers of destruction, the Big Red Machine and the Phenom have struck again.

00:41:37And for this, we can make or belong Mr. McMahon.

00:41:42Well, do you think Mr. McMahon is still even here?

00:41:44We'll find out when we come back on Saturday Night.

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00:42:12Well, King Michael Cole tells us that The Undertaker and Kane have been

00:42:15knocking on doors, knocking down doors, looking for Mr. McMahon.

00:42:19Well, the good news is they haven't found him yet.

00:42:21But I'll tell you this, he's not hiding from them.

00:42:24They search long enough, they'll find Mr. McMahon.

00:42:26And weight up 570 pounds, Mosh and Thrasher, The Hitbanger.

00:42:33Mr. McMahon only told the truth tonight, he did the right thing, JR.

00:42:37Would you throw your body in front of Mr. McMahon to save him from The Undertaker and Kane?

00:42:41I take the bullet for the ball.

00:42:44Want some chapstick?

00:42:45Let me.

00:42:47The Hitbanger's Mosh and Thrasher.

00:42:49Uh-oh, look out.

00:42:50Well, Southern Justice not gonna waste any time.

00:42:53Mark Canterbury, oh my, what a clothesline on Thrasher taking him over the top rope.

00:42:58Canterbury and Dennis Knight to challenge Mosh and Thrasher, The Headbangers,

00:43:03here in tag team action.

00:43:06And both these teams know what it's like to be WWF Tag Champions.

00:43:11Look at this.

00:43:13Dead scissors to the outside for Dennis Knight.

00:43:17Oh, Mosh need to pull down his skirt.

00:43:19Grown man wearing a skirt.

00:43:21Is that why you like these guys so much, JR?

00:43:22Look at that.

00:43:23They're fun loving guys in and out of the ring.

00:43:26I'm not big on their ring entire, but that's another story.

00:43:28Dennis Knight is gonna take on the Road Dog of the Outlaws tomorrow night on Heat.

00:43:33On the USA Network, 6.30 Eastern, 3.30 Pacific.

00:43:36There's a cover and a near fall.

00:43:38Special starting time for Sunday Night Heat.

00:43:41Due to the scintillating coverage of the US Tennis Open.

00:43:45Whoa.

00:43:46Nice teamwork by The Headbangers.

00:43:48Hey, and isn't Stone Cold Steve Austin scheduled to be on Heat tomorrow night too?

00:43:51Well, I'll tell you what, Austin goes anywhere he wants, whenever he wants.

00:43:56And quick to the center of the ropes now.

00:43:58Lower the head, you saw it coming there.

00:44:01And Knight makes a quick tag, drop toehold.

00:44:05Smart move there by Thrasher taking down the 315 pound Mark Canterbury.

00:44:10Man, he is a hawk.

00:44:11Yeah, you know, you said hello.

00:44:14Yeah, take that, you little pony.

00:44:16But you said Stone Cold Steve Austin goes anywhere he wants to.

00:44:19That's what Mr. McMahon doesn't like about the guy.

00:44:23Man, I don't think there's anything Thrasher likes about that either.

00:44:26In a near fall situation, thanks to Mosh, the three didn't drop.

00:44:30You heard what Mr. McMahon said about a physical and mental breakdown on September 27th, didn't you?

00:44:36I heard Mr. McMahon guaranteed that Austin would no longer be the champion after September 27th.

00:44:41A cover.

00:44:43I don't know what he means by that.

00:44:44Well, look at this.

00:44:45Bridex double feature.

00:44:49That's quite the impact there by Southern Justice.

00:44:53Most of us reminds you that tickets go on sale for some exciting upcoming WWF live events.

00:44:59And this coming Friday, tickets on sale in Charlotte, North Carolina.

00:45:03And this Saturday, tickets go on sale in Green Bay, Rockford,

00:45:07Tampa, Buffalo, Vancouver, and Spokane for upcoming live WWF events.

00:45:14One week from today and all those places.

00:45:16All of them on sale on Saturday, September the 12th, Green Bay, Rockford,

00:45:21Tampa, Buffalo, Vancouver, and Spokane.

00:45:24Not to mention Charlotte, North Carolina this Friday.

00:45:29Uh-oh, watch it here.

00:45:31Nice athletic move there by Thrasher.

00:45:34And Dennis Knight able to free himself there.

00:45:38Of course, Southern Justice close buddies with the King's good friend,

00:45:42the fellow Tennessean, Jeff Jarrett.

00:45:44Oh, Double J.

00:45:45Yeah, well, why do you always say that sarcastically?

00:45:47What do you got against Double J?

00:45:49Nothing.

00:45:49He's great.

00:45:49Got a new haircut.

00:45:51Awful short.

00:45:54Put to the face there by Thrasher on Mark Canterbury.

00:45:58Double J and X-Pac certainly had a war at SummerSlam.

00:46:02We're gonna see X-Pac later here tonight.

00:46:05Challenge for the European title.

00:46:06As a matter of fact, that match is next, folks.

00:46:09After this one, X-Pac and D-Lo Brown, two of the great young stars in the game.

00:46:14You mean Double J's gonna have to come out here and show the world his shaved head?

00:46:20You're right again, Einstein.

00:46:22Double J in action tonight, right here.

00:46:25Still a lot of good stuff gonna happen tonight.

00:46:26The Insane Clown Posse is gonna be here later, too.

00:46:29With the oddities, no doubt about it.

00:46:31And I had the opportunity earlier to sit down with Al Snow.

00:46:34I think you're gonna enjoy that interview.

00:46:36I don't think so.

00:46:37Well, maybe you won't, but maybe some folks will.

00:46:39Something I will enjoy, too much is gonna be here, too.

00:46:42One, two, three.

00:46:43And I wonder why.

00:46:45Big Scott Taylor fan, aren't you?

00:46:46Yes.

00:46:48Hard whip to the far side.

00:46:50Nobody there for Dennis Knight.

00:46:52You know Mr. McMahon is scheduled to be a part of Sunday Night Heat tomorrow night.

00:46:57Unless he meets some misfortune with The Undertaker and Kane.

00:47:02There's a tag.

00:47:03Mosh in.

00:47:05And now Mosh stinging Dennis Knight with some right hands.

00:47:09Well, surely The Undertaker and Kane will realize by now that the stinging remarks that

00:47:14Mr. McMahon made about him earlier was merely a motivational speech.

00:47:18Yeah, motivational speech to dismantle everybody on the roster.

00:47:22And hopefully including Steve Austin for the WWF title.

00:47:26Right.

00:47:26Mr. McMahon's leg- Look out here.

00:47:27Boom.

00:47:29Problem solver.

00:47:31Mosh got a knee in the back.

00:47:33And the problem solver was a number three in a tag team match that could have gone either way.

00:47:39This time the Duke goes to Southern Justice.

00:47:42Problem solved.

00:47:43Southern Justice looking for a tag team title opportunity

00:47:50against the New Age Outlaw somewhere down the road, Kane.

00:47:53Yeah.

00:47:54Let's take a look at this one more time.

00:47:56You see, Mosh is just thinks he's got everything going his way.

00:47:59But I love this.

00:48:00The problem solver.

00:48:03You got two guys in skirt.

00:48:04Uh-oh.

00:48:06You got big problems.

00:48:10Man.

00:48:13What are they doing?

00:48:17What are they doing, JR?

00:48:18That's the same sledgehammer it looks like.

00:48:21The Kane assaulted mankind with a silver slam.

00:48:24No, no.

00:48:26Uh-oh.

00:48:28Say goodnight to Mr. McMahon if he's in there.

00:48:31And apparently he's not.

00:48:33Well, thank goodness.

00:48:34Whoa.

00:48:36Mr. McMahon, if you're anywhere seeing this, they're after you.

00:48:41Well, ladies and gentlemen, coming up next, it will be X-Pac meeting D'Lo Brown.

00:48:46The European Championship will be on the line.

00:48:49And there you see, DX and the nation getting ready to get it on next.

00:48:54And we're back, everybody.

00:49:00Thanks for being up late with us here on a special edition of WWF Raw here on the USA

00:49:05Network.

00:49:06D'Lo Brown survived SummerSlam and the challenge of Val Venus to retain the European title.

00:49:13But he may not be so lucky here now, King, because X-Pac is the challenger and X-Pac has been red hot.

00:49:21Oh, yeah, well, now, you know, it's after midnight here on the East Coast and things get weird after midnight.

00:49:26And I think that Mr. D'Lo Brown got some weird things in store for X-Pac.

00:49:31We've already seen some weirdness.

00:49:34Mr. McMahon attempted to reveal a master plan.

00:49:38Top of the program came out and disparaged The Undertaker and Kane.

00:49:42And those two brothers of destruction, The Big Red Machine and The Phenom have been on a rampage ever since.

00:49:51Well, the last time we saw X-Pac in Madison Square Garden, he was defeating Double J and then attempting to cut Double J's hair in the ring.

00:50:09Now, due to a malfunctioning set of a hair Clippers King, X-Pac didn't get to cut as much in the ring as he wanted, but the job got done back in the locker room area.

00:50:31Well, JR on the right was gonna prevail when the Clippers malfunctioned, but you know what happened?

00:50:38A bunch of lawless vigilantes went back to the locker room and they attacked Double J.

00:50:44And look down there, there you see the footage right there, and they finished the job back in the locker room.

00:50:49Even the Fink was there.

00:50:50Yeah, that Egghead, Howard Fink was egging him off.

00:50:53Last Sunday night on Heat, Double J and Southern Justice shaved poor old Howard's head.

00:50:59Yeah, and what a head that turned out to be.

00:51:02Looked like a mailbox after they finished.

00:51:04There was all kind of nooks and crannies and dents and bumps.

00:51:09Well, here we go now.

00:51:10European title at stake.

00:51:13Two young men in their mid-twenties competing here in the WWF.

00:51:16This should be a great matchup.

00:51:18We all know the rivalry that exists between DX and the nation up and down the roster.

00:51:26Don't listen to these idiots.

00:51:29Let me tell you something, D-Lo doesn't suck either.

00:51:33That quieted him down.

00:51:35You got away with your words, I'll tell you that, you son of a gun.

00:51:38The voice of authority.

00:51:39Yes, indeed.

00:51:40Get him, D-Lo.

00:51:41That's why, folks, he's the best dark color analyst in the business right here, Jerry Long.

00:51:47Boom.

00:51:48Now give him a ten bucks.

00:51:51Arm ringer applied by X-Pac on D-Lo Brown.

00:51:54These two athletes will be on a part of a big weekend coming to New Orleans, Louisiana next weekend.

00:52:01In addition to Oklahoma City and Tulsa, Oklahoma as well.

00:52:05And nice small, what great athleticism by X-Pac.

00:52:09With his block, though.

00:52:10You know, X-Pac is probably never gonna be the biggest dog in the fight.

00:52:15Oh, man.

00:52:16But you couldn't convince him of that fact.

00:52:18He has great courage, great competitive spirit to come back from two serious neck injuries.

00:52:25Well, you know, X-Pac is the only member of DX that's not sporting gold, but, well, I guess he could be after this match, couldn't he?

00:52:32Absolutely.

00:52:34X-Pac has all the skills to be a champion anywhere, anytime, and there's a near fall.

00:52:39But D-Lo Brown is beginning to come into his own as well.

00:52:42And certainly his controversial chest protector has been the topic of a lot of controversy.

00:52:50Well, he's a real gamer to be wearing that chest protector like that.

00:52:54Because that thing is, I mean, it's constricting, it's binding, it's gotta be cumbersome.

00:52:58You know, it's gotta really affect his performance.

00:53:01Look at this.

00:53:02But he still gets the job done somehow.

00:53:04You think anybody's gonna believe that?

00:53:06Anybody at all gonna believe that?

00:53:07You just said I was the best color commentator, and now you're trying to make me out to be a liar.

00:53:12Well, I think D-Lo's pectoral muscles torn by Dan Severn back in June of this year should be healed by now.

00:53:20It's a nasty injury.

00:53:22Man, every time the pace quickens there.

00:53:26X-Pac can gain the advantage.

00:53:30A little buck and bronco action.

00:53:33See, that's re-injuring that muscle right there.

00:53:36Remember the European title at stake here on a special edition of Raw on Saturday night.

00:53:43Thanks for staying up late with us, everybody.

00:53:45Man, what a move.

00:53:46D-Lo got his foot up for protection and caught to, you wanna think inadvertently perhaps, X-Pac below the belt.

00:53:58Watch this.

00:53:59Two words for you.

00:54:02That's smart.

00:54:05D-Lo misses a clothesline.

00:54:07Look at the power here.

00:54:09What?

00:54:10And face first.

00:54:13X-Pac strikes with a face first slam.

00:54:17Wait a minute.

00:54:18Look out here.

00:54:19Yes.

00:54:20It's Jeff Jarrett.

00:54:21Yes.

00:54:22D-Lo Brown is about to go down.

00:54:25Jeff Jarrett.

00:54:30Don't kick him off.

00:54:31No.

00:54:32Jarrett attacking X-Pac.

00:54:34And look at that new haircut of Double J.

00:54:37That's a shame.

00:54:38His long golden locks are gone and we got a slut face.

00:54:43Well, come on, Jeff.

00:54:44Knock him down, cut his hair.

00:54:46Jarrett throwing over the railing here.

00:54:51Look, look, look at that, JR, look.

00:54:53It's The Undertaker and King.

00:54:56And D-Lo Brown, he's got a bullseye on his chest.

00:55:01No, D-Lo.

00:55:02Look at the look on D-Lo's face.

00:55:03Beat it, man.

00:55:04It looks like he just saw a ghost.

00:55:06Feet, don't fail me now.

00:55:07Run, run.

00:55:08It's The Rock.

00:55:09Yeah.

00:55:10The Rock coming to help D-Lo.

00:55:12The Rock to the rescue.

00:55:13What's he saying?

00:55:14The leader of the nation.

00:55:16Boy, the leader of the nation, The Rock, right in the face of King and The Undertaker.

00:55:23D-Lo, where's he going?

00:55:27D-Lo, take it off.

00:55:29D-Lo is scooting out of here with a European title, leaving The Rock to feel for himself.

00:55:36No.

00:55:37Here comes another chokeslam.

00:55:41D-Lo, where are you going?

00:55:42No, more destruction.

00:55:44More destruction by King and The Undertaker.

00:55:48The Man of The Rock looks different here than he does in the current cover of The Raw Magazine, King.

00:55:54I'll tell you that.

00:55:55I think that the only way this is gonna be settled here tonight, as far as Kane and The Undertaker are concerned,

00:56:02I think Mr. McMahon, Vince McMahon is gonna have to come out here and face The Undertaker and Kane,

00:56:08and get this settled once and for all, face to face.

00:56:11Well, I hope he does.

00:56:12I hope Mr. McMahon does confront Kane and The Undertaker.

00:56:16He's gonna have to tonight.

00:56:17I got a feeling what would happen, because if somebody doesn't stop these two here tonight,

00:56:22we're gonna see the absolute destruction of every athlete in the locker room.

00:56:26Maybe me and you, maybe this ring.

00:56:28Well, then we definitely gotta get Mr. McMahon out here, right away.

00:56:35And we are back on Raw Saturday night.

00:56:37Jim Ross, Jerry the King Lawler here at ringside.

00:56:39Thanks for staying up late with us here, folks.

00:56:41And here they come, quite prepared.

00:56:43Marvelous Mark, Merrill, and Jacqueline.

00:56:45And I've heard of some, well, some home video.

00:56:48What?

00:56:49Of Merrill and Jacqueline.

00:56:50We're gonna see you on heat tomorrow night.

00:56:52Oh, daddy.

00:56:53You know where that one's made, don't you, JR?

00:56:55I don't know where.

00:56:56I guarantee you, up to the Marvelous room.

00:56:58The old bedroom.

00:56:59What?

00:57:00Some of you never make one of those videos, JR?

00:57:04Marvelous.

00:57:05I hear a marvelous one there, and Jacqueline are very touchy-feely.

00:57:11Well, they have a hands-on relationship, maybe.

00:57:15I don't know.

00:57:16Yeah.

00:57:17Folks, Michael Cole told us during the commercial break that he has actually seen

00:57:21Mr. McMahon back in the locker room area.

00:57:24And the leader of the World Wrestling Federation conversing.

00:57:29Almost lost the train of thought there for a moment, folks.

00:57:32Conversing with Gerald Briscoe, Pat Patterson, and Commissioner Slaughter.

00:57:37Well, they'll get something done then.

00:57:38And shimp the other students.

00:57:40What are you talking about?

00:57:42That's the brain trust of the World Wrestling Federation.

00:57:44Well, I ain't buying no more real estate if that's the case.

00:57:47They're looking for Edge.

00:57:49It's Edge in the marvelous mark.

00:57:51Toronto, Ontario, Canada, winning at 240 pounds.

00:57:54There he is.

00:57:55Edge!

00:57:57It was Edge surprising us all as Sable's tag team partner at SummerSlam.

00:58:02What is with this guy, JR?

00:58:05I mean, where does he get dressed?

00:58:07Does he hang out up in the men's room up there with these morons or what?

00:58:10Why didn't he ever talk?

00:58:11What's up with him?

00:58:13Do you know?

00:58:14No, I really don't.

00:58:15He's a very strange enigma as this young man.

00:58:18And certainly, from what we have observed, some things we can say.

00:58:23He doesn't travel with the other wrestlers.

00:58:25Right.

00:58:26He doesn't dress in the locker room.

00:58:28He hangs out by himself.

00:58:30He has yet to know what a defeat is here in the WWF.

00:58:34That may be upcoming here.

00:58:36I'm not kidding, right here tonight.

00:58:38And it looks to me like another WWF newcomer, Gangrel, and Edge.

00:58:44And Edge, it seems to me that their paths have crossed before they got here.

00:58:49Yeah, there's some bad blood there somewhere, but Edge better be concentrating on Mark Barrow.

00:58:54Edge will also compete on Heat tomorrow night.

00:58:58Remember, due to the coverage of the US Open Tennis Tournament.

00:59:02Mm, exciting.

00:59:04Heat will start at 6.30 Eastern, 3.30 Pacific here on USA Network.

00:59:09Folks, while we have a moment, I wanna say congratulations again to the Toms River Little League team.

00:59:16And Tom Gannon down there, number 21's favorite show, according to his bio, WWF Raw.

00:59:23That's right, of course.

00:59:25Tom, who's your favorite superstar?

00:59:27And why am I?

00:59:28Cover near fall.

00:59:30What were you saying?

00:59:31I asked him who's his favorite WWF superstar and why am I?

00:59:34I think it's Stone Cold Steve Austin was a favorite superstar of the whole group.

00:59:38And Mark Merrow.

00:59:40How did they win the World Series?

00:59:42By outscoring their opponents.

00:59:44And a reversal here of the win.

00:59:47Yikes!

00:59:49Yeah, lap jack by Edge.

00:59:51Well, this Edge has got a, he's got a tremendous future ahead of him.

00:59:55Merrow goes face first straight down, and Miss Jacqueline is a little bit concerned here, it would seem.

01:00:01Aw, her man's looks might be changing here, look out!

01:00:03Merrow finds himself on the outside looking in.

01:00:07Uh-oh, keep an eye on Edge here.

01:00:10No!

01:00:11My!

01:00:12What athleticism!

01:00:14He's about six feet four.

01:00:17Come on!

01:00:18And Edge, with his Game Grail.

01:00:20Game Grail from behind.

01:00:23Game Grail's assaulting Edge.

01:00:27Where did he come from?

01:00:28He just sort of appeared.

01:00:29Look at that though.

01:00:30We got a fist fight here.

01:00:34With Edge and Game Grail, Merrow and Jacqueline are leaving.

01:00:38Blame him, look at these idiots.

01:00:41Man, what has happened?

01:00:45Stinky, stinky ass.

01:00:46What has happened between all the characters?

01:00:49There's Undertaker, and there's Kane, and down goes Merrow.

01:00:53Get out of there, Jacqueline!

01:00:56The Undertaker and Kane making now an example out of Marvelous Mark Merrow.

01:01:02Get away, now's not the time to stand by your man.

01:01:04And I'm not so sure she's immune to these two either.

01:01:09Man, Merrow is in, he has laid out here.

01:01:14Game Grail and Edge fighting back here in the ring.

01:01:17Whoa, we got a bad situation here.

01:01:22Mr. McMahon has done a heck of a job in igniting The Undertaker and Kane.

01:01:28Merrow is down, he's gotta be hurt.

01:01:31Well, Mr. McMahon said these guys should be striking terror in the hearts of all the superstars.

01:01:37I think they're doing it now.

01:01:39For one reason, to take the WWE title from Steve Austin.

01:01:43We'll talk more about that when we come back.

01:01:46Welcome back to Raw Saturday Night and Stridex presents WWF Breakdown, live September 27th.

01:01:54Triple clean your skin with Stridex medicated pads.

01:01:57Well folks, earlier this week I had the opportunity to sit down with Al Snow and Head for the first of a two-part interview.

01:02:04Why would you waste your time?

01:02:09After 16 years in relative obscurity and one failed stint in the WWF, Al Snow has returned to the World Wrestling Federation.

01:02:19Ironically, it was Al Snow's failure that had him turning to a mannequin head for career advice and made Al a cult hero in ECW.

01:02:29ECW is a completely alternate experience, a completely different situation.

01:02:34I was able there to show them what I knew, what you yourself knew several years ago.

01:02:41That I was capable of carrying the ball when it was given to me, capable of taking my chance and running with it.

01:02:50I was a star there, and I can be a star here.

01:02:54And if I'm not given the chance, JR, then we'll take it.

01:02:58But really, seriously, you're talking to a mannequin.

01:03:01How are people going to take you seriously if you carry and talk to a mannequin?

01:03:06Well, they're going to take me seriously because I am a serious person.

01:03:10I'm not a joke. I'm not a gimmick. I'm not some freak for Vince McMahon to exploit.

01:03:17I am a normal human being. I have a wife. I have children. I have a regular life.

01:03:23I go to the grocery store. I mow the lawn just like you do.

01:03:28But I don't mow my lawn carried around a mannequin head.

01:03:31Well, I don't either. I can't hold on to the bars of the mower. I have to use two hands.

01:03:36They set up on the porch, for God's sakes.

01:03:38Supervising, I would assume.

01:03:40Well, no. I know how to mow the lawn. I don't need their help for that.

01:03:43What do they sound like, for God's sakes? Are there male voices, female voices? You've been hearing them all your life?

01:03:49What do they sound like?

01:03:52They sound like you and I. I mean, they have a voice. They have different voices because they're different people.

01:03:59You believe in God, don't you, JR? Absolutely.

01:04:01Can you see God? No, sir.

01:04:03No, but you believe He's there, even though you can't see Him.

01:04:06That's true.

01:04:07Just because you can't hear something doesn't mean it's not there.

01:04:10It just means that you're not listening. That you haven't opened up your mind. That you haven't opened up your ears.

01:04:15That you still shut yourself off from alternate possibilities.

01:04:19I have hope for you, JR.

01:04:20I'm good. I have hope for you, too. But it's being challenged sometimes.

01:04:25Well, you know, we all have challenges, JR. I mean, I've had a number of them in my life, as you know. But we overcome them.

01:04:33Al Snow's sanity is arguable. However, I've known this man for over a decade and have personally seen him compete in obscure locations for little or no money.

01:04:44But Al Snow's desire to become a WWF superstar took many forms, including the Masked Avatar and the 70s teen icon, Leif Cassidy.

01:04:53These cumulative failures drove Al to the brink of a mental breakdown and out of the WWF.

01:04:59What? What? I can't take this anymore. Well, go get some help.

01:05:05They want me to apologize to you because that was wrong.

01:05:08Well, I'm not looking for an apology, but I just want to know what your motivation was and why you did. You remember the first time?

01:05:13Because, JR, you were the only hope I had. I mean, you were the only outlet that I could take.

01:05:17I knew that you were sitting right there. You were my friend. You were the last chance I had. And I couldn't take it anymore.

01:05:24I mean, you can only beat a dog so much until finally he turns around and he bites you.

01:05:29But I didn't have a breakdown. You see, everybody thinks I had a breakdown.

01:05:34Everybody thinks that I was pushed over the edge. And I wasn't pushed over the edge. I just simply had an awakening.

01:05:41If you could walk into Mr. McMahon's office tomorrow morning.

01:05:46I tried that and the security stopped me.

01:05:48I heard that story. But if you got clearance and he walked in and he sat down in this big palatial office,

01:05:54sitting across from the owner of this company, what would you say to him?

01:05:58I wouldn't say anything because you know why? I would not honor him with the fact of me talking to him.

01:06:03I would do the same thing to him that he did to me. I mean, kind for kind. What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

01:06:09I don't even want to talk to him.

01:06:11What would you do? Exchange notes? I mean, how are you going to communicate?

01:06:13They want to talk to him. I don't want to talk to him.

01:06:15Oh, they want to talk to the owner of the company.

01:06:16They feel that it's necessary to sit down with him and have it out with him and make him see their way.

01:06:22Who's in charge of you? You or them?

01:06:26Well, I am. Yes, I am. We have a bit of... Stop it. You don't push me. Not now. You promised.

01:06:37We'll continue the discussion in the car. But I am the one in control.

01:06:44I'm the one who runs the show. Anyway, on to the next question.

01:06:51I don't care how normal if you try to make Al Snow sound, JR.

01:06:56He is certifiably insane.

01:06:58Well, speaking of insane, there they are, the insane clown posse.

01:07:01They'll be out here with the oddities.

01:07:04This will be something next.

01:07:06And we're back.

01:07:07We're back in the Undertaker and Chain.

01:07:09JR, those homies are usually crowded. Where is everybody?

01:07:13The mighty rogue warriors.

01:07:18Half of them relegated to, to Hawk in his condition.

01:07:23Boy, imagine what Animal's thinking right now.

01:07:28And young Graz as well.

01:07:31Animal trying to reason with Hawk, but you can't reason with somebody in that frame of mind, folks.

01:07:38You know what we're talking about there.

01:07:40And Hawk wants to dance some more, my gosh.

01:07:44Well, tomorrow night, Animal and Braz are scheduled to take on The Undertaker and

01:07:51Kane on Sunday Night Heat here on USA.

01:07:54And you gotta wonder what role, King, that Hawk will play.

01:07:59Well, he's not even dressed to wrestle, is he?

01:08:02And if all of our high paid officials back in the locker room area would remove their lips from Mr. McMahon's posterior.

01:08:12Well, this situation could be quelled.

01:08:15Look at this.

01:08:16I can't believe it.

01:08:17Hulk just hit Violet J.

01:08:18Look at Shaggy.

01:08:20JR, what is going on?

01:08:23We're gonna get a lawsuit here.

01:08:25Shaggy too dope in Violet J.

01:08:27My.

01:08:28Now, Hulk is just blanked out here.

01:08:30Draw is now doing a number on Golga back in the ring.

01:08:33It's kind of turned into a handicap tag match.

01:08:36And look at this, Luna just now realizes that the other oddities didn't even see what happened.

01:08:40The oddities won a handicap tag match at SummerSlam against Kai and Tai.

01:08:47And Braz makes it.

01:08:51No, no, no, no.

01:08:52Well, Braz intended to tag in Animal.

01:08:55And Hulk.

01:08:57No.

01:08:58That ought to be it right there.

01:09:00Hulk instinctively able to power out.

01:09:02It's all right, they'll take care of it.

01:09:05They will, they'll take care of it.

01:09:07Somebody needs to take care of it.

01:09:09Somebody needs to get Hulk out of here.

01:09:10Well, Hulk needs help.

01:09:11He doesn't need to be here wrestling.

01:09:13He doesn't need to be here in the ring.

01:09:15He didn't even put on his wrestling.

01:09:16Look at him.

01:09:17Now he's tagging Kurgan.

01:09:18He doesn't even know whose partner he is.

01:09:20He doesn't even know what corner he's in.

01:09:22Ooh.

01:09:23Kurgan the seven foot of the foot to the face.

01:09:26And here comes Apollo Silva.

01:09:30Silva's about seven feet five, maybe more.

01:09:35Close to 500 pounds.

01:09:37And Hulk just got powerbombed from around eight feet tall.

01:09:41Eight feet high came down Hulk.

01:09:45And can you believe what we're about to say?

01:09:48The oddities have defeated the Legion of Doom in Droid.

01:09:53We are back, everybody here.

01:09:57Late on Saturday night.

01:09:59Look out, look out.

01:10:00Well, The Undertaker and Kane are just mauling anybody in sight.

01:10:05Watch it.

01:10:06And Mr. McMahon's gotta step up to the plate here and stop this carnage.

01:10:10The Undertaker and Kane are not gonna leave until they get what they want.

01:10:16And maybe that's to destroy everybody in sight.

01:10:20Wait a minute, not these guys.

01:10:22Well, that'd be a good bait.

01:10:25For The Undertaker and Kane right there, those two young pups.

01:10:29Well, let me tell you, Mr. McMahon is gonna have to come out here.

01:10:32Scott, too hot, Taylor, too much.

01:10:37You know, I would think that right now would be a good time for Mr. McMahon to come out here

01:10:42before The Undertaker and Kane come out here and do something to Scott Taylor and Bryan.

01:10:47Especially Bryan.

01:10:49I'll keep an eye out, you know what I'll do?

01:10:53Hey, Bryan.

01:10:54Yeah.

01:10:55I want your back.

01:10:57Bryan, your daddy's talking to me.

01:11:01Hey, hey.

01:11:02What do you think The Undertaker and Kane's plan is?

01:11:08What?

01:11:09Do you think they're just actually going back there looking for McMahon right now,

01:11:12just trying to find him and do something to him?

01:11:14Or what?

01:11:15Are they actually trying to strike terror into the hearts of all the WWE Superstars?

01:11:19What do you think they're thinking?

01:11:21Well, I think they're thinking that Mr. McMahon has started something that he should not have.

01:11:25Yeah.

01:11:26What I'm wondering is, look out here.

01:11:28Yeah.

01:11:29Too much and Los Periquas, Miguel and Jesus of Los Periquas.

01:11:34I'm wondering what Mr. McMahon meant earlier tonight when he said that Stone Cold Steve Austin

01:11:40was gonna have a physical and a emotional breakdown on September the 27th,

01:11:46the next time that round pay-per-view.

01:11:50Well, he also guaranteed that that would be the last time.

01:11:53My gosh.

01:11:54Wait a minute.

01:11:55Let me help him.

01:11:56Hold on here.

01:11:58Will you get back over here and do your job?

01:12:03Well, Mr. McMahon also said that that would be the last time Stone Cold Steve Austin would be the WWF Champion.

01:12:10September 27th.

01:12:11Well, that's what that's all about.

01:12:13It's all about Mr. McMahon's obsession with doing whatever he can to take the WWF title off the waist of Stone Cold Steve Austin.

01:12:23Come on, let's face it.

01:12:24That's all it's a move.

01:12:25What a beautiful move.

01:12:26Yeah, on the outside, he'll legal it.

01:12:28Snap that guy, bro.

01:12:30Let me just tell you this, Stone Cold Steve Austin is an embarrassment.

01:12:34You know he is.

01:12:35He is not an embarrassment.

01:12:37Come on.

01:12:38Because he has the guts to say what's on his mind.

01:12:41Not to the boss.

01:12:45Well, everybody's not a big smooter.

01:12:47Don't even start that.

01:12:49Everybody should respect authority.

01:12:51Especially if you're the WWF Champion.

01:12:54Well, thus far, the respect has ended with a litany of victims thanks to Kane and The Undertaker.

01:13:02Oh, the Lethal Weapon Steve Blackman got it.

01:13:04Val Venus, there's a cover.

01:13:06Vader, Tiger Ali Singh.

01:13:08Oh, Babu got kissed by some wild woman here tonight.

01:13:12And then got planted.

01:13:14Not to mention a rock, Mark Merrill, and some poor stagehand making about five bucks an hour.

01:13:19Look at this.

01:13:20Ooh.

01:13:21Nice double teaming coming up here.

01:13:23Speaking of, Double J's gonna be out here next.

01:13:26You don't think that Kane and The Undertaker got any plans for him, do you?

01:13:30No one's immune, King, including yours truly and you.

01:13:35What about Bryan up there?

01:13:38What about Bryan?

01:13:40Your son?

01:13:41Only by blood.

01:13:44If I had a son like Bryan Christopher, I'd remember that.

01:13:47Was he an accident?

01:13:48Were you like 13 when you- What are you talking about?

01:13:52There's a cover there by Bryan Christopher on Hey Zeus.

01:13:57Well, King, next week we're gonna be back with the folks on Saturday night at 7, 6

01:14:02Central here on the USA Network.

01:14:03And for your information, I was just a little prince when I was 13.

01:14:06I bet you were.

01:14:08You know you might wanna talk to your son there, Scott Taylor, they seem to be getting

01:14:13awful friendly.

01:14:14I don't know where you get so misinformed.

01:14:16Internet, all the dirt, dirt's all over the Internet.

01:14:21Dirt here, dirt there, dirt everywhere on the Internet.

01:14:24Yeah, WWF.com, go ahead and get that in.

01:14:26Absolutely.

01:14:27You got one of those Bill Clinton computers, don't you?

01:14:29What's that?

01:14:30What kind is that?

01:14:31Six-inch floppy, hard drive, and no memory.

01:14:34I beg your pardon.

01:14:36Look at Scott Taylor.

01:14:37He's showboating and hot-dogging.

01:14:40This team of two months could be as good as they wanna be if they ever got serious.

01:14:44Right.

01:14:45Did your son Bryan like hyenas when he was young?

01:14:50You got the Wild Kingdom and things like that because he laughs just like a hyena.

01:14:55There's gotta be some correlation there.

01:14:57What's the-

01:14:58You know what?

01:14:59Let me just say this.

01:15:00I'm fixing to slap you to sleep.

01:15:01It's getting late now.

01:15:05More double teaming here by too much.

01:15:07Get him Bryan.

01:15:08I'll tell you what, tomorrow night on Sunday Night Heat, Stone Cold Steve Austin is gonna be

01:15:14with us tomorrow night from what we understand.

01:15:16Take his hand out.

01:15:17Austin says he's gonna be on Heat tomorrow night, folks.

01:15:19You can bet your bottom dollar that's gonna happen at 6.30 Eastern, 3.30 Pacific here on the USA Network.

01:15:29And now the team of Miguel Perez and Jesus Castillo have an opportunity.

01:15:42Miguel of Los Periquas.

01:15:44Drop kicking Taylor right in the mouth.

01:15:45My gosh.

01:15:46And a close line.

01:15:48Battle of Press.

01:15:49Get in there Bryan.

01:15:50And he did.

01:15:51Boy the nut doesn't fall far from the tree does it?

01:15:54What, just cuz he's fixing to try a pile driver?

01:15:56Look out.

01:15:57Double close line outside goes too sexy and too much.

01:16:03There's just barely on his feet.

01:16:05I think Bryan chipped a tooth.

01:16:07That'll cost me.

01:16:08Come on.

01:16:09What do you mean by that?

01:16:10Come on, guys.

01:16:11Hey.

01:16:13Double powerbomb.

01:16:15Well, look at, well, referee Cordero.

01:16:19Look at this.

01:16:20Don't look ref, get him, get him.

01:16:23Look out.

01:16:24Man.

01:16:25Tennessee gin.

01:16:26Right on the back of the head.

01:16:28It's two, three.

01:16:31These guys are two by two.

01:16:38You look like the daddy one of those Tom's River Little Leagues right now.

01:16:43Beaming from ear to ear.

01:16:45What a victory.

01:16:47Look at that.

01:16:50Referee's back was turned.

01:16:53Cordero's is not the sharpest knife in the drawer, I'll tell you.

01:16:57Wait a minute.

01:16:58They're telling us The Undertaker and Kane, they're going where?

01:17:02Don't go back there.

01:17:03Thanks for taking up playing with us, folks, here on Raw Saturday night.

01:17:07I'm Jim Rawls alongside Jerry, the King Lawler.

01:17:10We are at ringside.

01:17:11And certainly, folks, it has been a very eventful broadcast.

01:17:14Mr. McMahon came out here at the top of the program, and we thought he was going to

01:17:19reveal some sort of master plan that we had gotten wind of on WWF.com.

01:17:24But what Mr. McMahon did to him was to provoke The Undertaker and Kane with some

01:17:29scintillating verbiage.

01:17:31I mean, what Mr. McMahon called The Undertaker and Kane was unbelievable.

01:17:37Well, Brian, what did I tell you, JR?

01:17:40Mr. McMahon is like Zig Ziglar.

01:17:42He's a motivational speaker.

01:17:43Have you ever seen The Undertaker and Kane as fired up as they've been here tonight?

01:17:48They've been running a rough shot over the entire WWF here tonight.

01:17:52Thanks to Mr. Vince McMahon.

01:17:54Not too many healthy bodies back in the locker room.

01:17:56Hey, hey, listen up, listen up.

01:17:57Hey, Punk.

01:17:58Don't even look me in the eye, because that's enough to piss me off.

01:18:03Uh-oh.

01:18:04Well, I wonder who cares about his mental frame of mind.

01:18:09His daddy didn't raise him to talk like that.

01:18:14Well, I'll tell you what, he's a pretty tough guy.

01:18:17That's what you get for Bretton and Scorpio.

01:18:19Back fighter Scorpio.

01:18:22I'll tell you one thing, the New Age Outlaws came out of the box fighting.

01:18:26They successfully retained their tag titles against The Rock and Mark Henry earlier tonight,

01:18:32thanks to China, quite frankly.

01:18:34Well, I'll just tell you this, I can't help, I can't take my eyes off Double J's head.

01:18:39I mean, he used to have that beautiful, natural, long, blonde hair.

01:18:42Now look at this.

01:18:43Jeff and Jill have the same hairstyle now.

01:18:46That would be his wife.

01:18:49I'll tell you one thing, Steve Blackman has been taken from the arena with a knee injury.

01:18:55There's a power slam by Double J on Scorpio.

01:18:58So Blackman may be out of action for a while.

01:19:01We'll try to update you on Heat tomorrow night on the USA Network.

01:19:04Good suplex and a bridge in a near fall.

01:19:07Man.

01:19:08Double J doesn't have any hair to protect the back of his head now, that really hurts.

01:19:13Ow!

01:19:14So does that.

01:19:16You know, I was shocked when China took Mark Henry down.

01:19:19I was absolutely flabbergasted.

01:19:23He's a 400 pounder and she took him right off his feet.

01:19:26Please don't make me repeat this.

01:19:28She cheap shot him, she jumped him from behind, he wasn't looking.

01:19:32And then plus, I just don't think Mark Henry would hit a lady anyway.

01:19:36I don't think.

01:19:38Well, I'll tell you one thing, nice move there by Scorpio.

01:19:43A roll up and a near fall on Double J.

01:19:47Certainly an argument can be made that X-Pac would be the European champion right now

01:19:52if it had not been for Double J's actions earlier.

01:19:55What?

01:19:56Baseball slide through and he is out.

01:19:59He's not out.

01:20:00Well, he ain't safe.

01:20:03You're either out or you're safe.

01:20:05And why don't we get a Mark McGuire mentioning?

01:20:07Everybody else is talking about Mark McGuire.

01:20:09Is he gonna break the record this weekend, King?

01:20:11And you missed your chance.

01:20:12No more baseball references.

01:20:14It's too late in the evening.

01:20:15Chopped by Scorpio.

01:20:18What is Mr. McMahon's master plan?

01:20:21Why did he disparage The Undertaker and King like he did?

01:20:24To build that fire under him, JR.

01:20:27To make them terrorize the entire WWF.

01:20:29To make them realize their potential.

01:20:32And I think, ooh!

01:20:33Nice elevation there by Double J.

01:20:36And I think that the bottom line is he wants to somehow sick him on Stone Cold Steve Austin.

01:20:41Well, that's the bottom line.

01:20:42Yeah.

01:20:43Somehow or maybe.

01:20:44Well, come on.

01:20:45I mean, let's face it.

01:20:46If The Undertaker had listened to Mr. McMahon, he'd be the champion right now.

01:20:50Good move there by Scorpio.

01:20:51Pinning situation.

01:20:52I literally believe that Mr. McMahon would sell his soul to get the WWF title away from Stone Cold Steve Austin.

01:21:00And on to someone that he can manipulate.

01:21:03He's the master puppeteer.

01:21:05JR, you've been fired so many times by that man.

01:21:07You're paranoid.

01:21:08Quit burying him.

01:21:09Great move.

01:21:10Counter.

01:21:11Counter power bomb near Fong.

01:21:13A great counter move by Double J.

01:21:16It looked like Hurricanrana time for Scorpio and a wonderful counter by Double J.

01:21:22What are you doing, JR?

01:21:23You've been watching too many Oliver Stone movies?

01:21:26Look at this Stridex double feature here.

01:21:29I mean, you're burying Mr. McMahon now.

01:21:32I'm not burying anybody.

01:21:33Everything's a conspiracy to you.

01:21:35Well, let's just change the subject then, Hotshot, if it's all right with you folks.

01:21:38Tomorrow night is gonna be a historic night on Sunday Night Heat because it's the first time officially that The Undertaker and Kane will be together in a tag team matchup.

01:21:48The Undertaker and Kane together for the first time tomorrow night on Heat at 6.30 Eastern, 3.30 Pacific, against LOD's Animal in draws.

01:21:58And King, that's gonna be big.

01:22:00Come on, Double J, watch it.

01:22:02That move by Scorpio.

01:22:05Scorpio, I gotta believe, one of the most underrated competitors in the WWF.

01:22:10He's gotta cover body to body in a near fall.

01:22:13Well, I'll tell you somebody who's not gonna be underrated from now on, and that's Double J.

01:22:17I guarantee you that before it's over, you will see X-Pac lose some of his precious hair, courtesy of Double J.

01:22:25Matter of fact, Scorpio could use a new dual self.

01:22:28Ugliest hair could I have ever seen.

01:22:30Scorpio upstairs.

01:22:31Look at him.

01:22:32Big chance, Moon saw nobody there.

01:22:34Double J out of the corner of his eye.

01:22:36Saw what Scorpio was planning and was able to roll out of a harm's way here.

01:22:43I think he just ticked off Double J.

01:22:48Thought he's going for a suplex.

01:22:49What's he doing, JR?

01:22:50Double J may be going for a suplex here.

01:22:52He's got Scorpio up on the top turnbuckle.

01:22:56One, two, go.

01:22:58Superplex off the top.

01:23:00Wait a minute.

01:23:02Uh-oh.

01:23:03Look out.

01:23:04Look out.

01:23:05Look out.

01:23:06We got company.

01:23:07X-Pac throwing up Double J like an accordion.

01:23:12Get out of there, Double J.

01:23:14Double J and X-Pac are getting it on here.

01:23:18Look at the bad blow.

01:23:20Pull his hair up, Double J.

01:23:21Yeah.

01:23:22He's snitching out by the roots.

01:23:24He threw right into those idiots.

01:23:26Double J and X-Pac fighting right through the crowd here.

01:23:30Double J, you're outnumbered.

01:23:32Wait a minute.

01:23:33Look who's back.

01:23:34My God.

01:23:35No.

01:23:36It's the Undertaker team.

01:23:39And they mean, look at their faces.

01:23:43These two men who will be in official action tomorrow night.

01:23:48Are they coming after us?

01:23:49They have destroyed everything in their sight.

01:23:53Uh-oh.

01:23:54Scorpio, Scorpio should have left.

01:23:57He should have left while he could.

01:23:59While the man could walk, he should have got out of there.

01:24:02Look at the Vendrick Machine and the Phenom just assaulting,

01:24:08having their way with Scorpio.

01:24:11And it's been this way all night long.

01:24:14Look at this.

01:24:16Look at this.

01:24:17The maestro is back.

01:24:19Look at that grin on his face.

01:24:21My.

01:24:22Who's your daddy, Scorpio?

01:24:25Yes.

01:24:26Mr. McMahon likes what he sees.

01:24:30He only wishes that it was Stone Cold Steve Austin getting decimated.

01:24:35Uh-oh.

01:24:36King, this is bad.

01:24:38Yes.

01:24:39A strike.

01:24:40He wants it.

01:24:41A strike tombstone.

01:24:42Boom.

01:24:43Boom.

01:24:44This has gotta be just the beginning of McMahon's master plan.

01:24:50But what is that plan?

01:24:52Hey, wait a minute, Mr. McMahon.

01:24:53Look out.

01:24:54Get away.

01:24:55Here they come.

01:24:56They're going after McMahon.

01:24:57He's in great.

01:24:58Don't forget Stone Cold Steve Austin.

01:25:01Will be on heat tomorrow night and all hell can break loose.

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