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00:00So that's, you know, coming along. I'm working with a vocal coach. Strengthening the...
00:22A lot of guys ignore the laugh, and that's about standards. I mean, if you're going to get into the evil league of evil, you have to have a memorable laugh. What do you think, bad horse didn't work on his Winnie? His terrible death Winnie?
00:43No response, BTW, from the league yet, but my application is strong this year. A letter of condemnation from the deputy mayor. That's got to have some weight, so...
00:59Fingers crossed.
01:01Emails!
01:07TooSly4U writes, hey, genius. Wow, sarcasm. That's original.
01:17Where are the gold bars you were supposed to pull out of that bank vault with your Transmatter Ray? Obviously it failed, or it would be in the papers.
01:26Well, no, they're not going to say anything in the press, but, behold, transported from there to here.
01:39The molecules tend to shift during the Transmatter, uh, event.
01:48But...
01:50They were transported in bar form, and they clearly were...
01:56And by the way, it's not about making money, it's about taking money.
02:00Destroying the status quo, because the status is not quo.
02:06The world is a mess, and I just... need to rule it.
02:12I'm gonna...
02:14Smells like cumin.
02:17So...
02:18Transmatter is 75%.
02:20And, more importantly, the Freeze Ray is almost up.
02:23This is the one.
02:26Stops time.
02:28Freeze Ray.
02:29Tell your friends.
02:34We have...
02:36Oh.
02:37Here's one from our good friend Johnny Snow.
02:41Dr. Horrible.
02:43I see you are once again afraid to do battle with your nemesis.
02:47I waited at Dooley Park for 45 minutes...
02:50Okay.
02:51Dude.
02:52You're not my nemesis.
02:55My nemesis...
02:58...is Captain Hammer.
03:00Captain Hammer Corporate Tool.
03:04...dislocated my shoulder...
03:07...again...
03:09...last week.
03:11Look, I'm just trying to change the world, okay?
03:14I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka.
03:19Besides, there's kids in that park, so...
03:24Here's one from Dead Not Sleeping.
03:28Long time watcher, first time writing.
03:30Blah, blah, blah, blah.
03:32You always say in your blog that you will show her the way.
03:35Show her you are a true villain.
03:37Who is her?
03:39And...
03:41Does she even know that you're...
03:53Laundry day.
03:55See you there.
03:57Under things.
03:58Tumbling.
03:59I want to say, love your hair.
04:03Here I go.
04:04Mumbling.
04:06With my freeze ray, I will stop the world.
04:13With my freeze ray, I will find the time to find the words to...
04:19Tell you how.
04:20Tell you how.
04:21How you make.
04:22How you make.
04:23Make me feel.
04:24What's the phrase?
04:26Like a fool.
04:28Kinda sick.
04:29Special needs.
04:31Anyways.
04:32With my freeze ray, I will stop the pain.
04:33With my freeze ray, I will stop the pain.
04:38It's not a death ray or an ice beam, that's all Johnny Snow.
04:45I just think you need time to know that I'm the guy to make it real.
04:50The feelings you don't dare to feel.
04:51I'll bend the world to our will, and we'll make time stand still.
05:04That's the plan.
05:05Rule the world.
05:06You and me.
05:07Any day.
05:08Love your hair.
05:09What?
05:10No, I love the air.
05:11Anyway.
05:12With my freeze ray, I will stop.
05:13Hey, Dak.
05:14Moist.
05:15My evil.
05:16Moist.
05:17Moist.
05:18My evil.
05:19Moisture.
05:20Buddy.
05:21What's going on?
05:22Life of crime.
05:23Got your mail.
05:24Hey, didn't you, uh, didn't you go on a date last night?
05:27Conflict diamond.
05:28Yeah.
05:29Yeah.
05:30Yeah.
05:31Yeah.
05:32Yeah.
05:33Yeah.
05:34Yeah.
05:35Yeah.
05:36Yeah.
05:37Yeah.
05:38Yeah.
05:39Yeah.
05:40Yeah.
05:41Yeah.
05:42Yeah.
05:43Yeah.
05:44Yeah.
05:45Yeah.
05:46Yeah.
05:47It was all right.
05:48I kind of thought I was supposed to end up with bait, but...
05:51I hear ya.
05:52I saw Penny today.
05:53You talked to her?
05:54So close.
05:55Just a few weeks away from a real, audible connection.
05:58I'm gonna ask...
06:00Oh, my God.
06:01Is that from the league?
06:02It's from him.
06:03That's his seal, isn't it?
06:04The leader?
06:05The...
06:06Oh, my God.
06:07I got a letter from Bad Horse.
06:08That's so hardcore.
06:09Bad Horse is legend.
06:10He rules the league with an iron hoof.
06:11Are you sure you want...
06:12Bad Horse.
06:13Bad Horse.
06:14Bad Horse.
06:15Bad Horse.
06:16Bad Horse.
06:17Bad Horse.
06:18Bad Horse.
06:19Bad Horse.
06:20Bad Horse.
06:21He rides across the nation, the thoroughbred of sin.
06:22He got the application that you just sent in.
06:23It needs evaluation, so let the games begin.
06:25A heinous crime, a show of force, a murder would be nice, of course.
06:27Bad Horse.
06:28Bad Horse.
06:29Bad Horse.
06:30Bad Horse.
06:31He's bad.
06:32The evil league of evil is watching, so beware.
06:34The brave that you receive will be your last, we swear.
06:36So make the Bad Horse gleeful, or he'll make you his mare.
06:40You're saddled up, there's no recourse.
06:41It's Hi-Yo Silver!
06:43Signed, Bad Horse.
06:44I don't know.
06:45Are you kidding?
06:46This is my...
06:47I don't know.
06:48It's your name.
06:49I'm not a man.
06:50I'm not a man.
06:51You're a man.
06:52I'm not a man.
06:53I'm not a man.
06:54I'm a man.
06:55I'm a man.
06:56I'm a man.
06:57I'm a man.
06:58I'm a man.
06:59I'm a man.
07:00I'm a man.
07:01I'm a man.
07:02I'm a man.
07:03I'm a man.
07:04is great. I'm about to pull a major heist. You know the wonderflonium that I need for
07:08the freeze ray? It's being transported tomorrow. Armored car. Courier van. Candy from a baby.
07:15You need anything dampened or made soggy? Thanks, but the league is watching. I gotta
07:24go this alone. Will you lend a caring hand to shelter those who need it? Only have to sign
07:41your name. Don't even have to read it. Would you help? No. How about you?
07:54Transcription by CastingWords
08:24Will you lend a car-
08:36Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
08:40What?
08:42Um, I-I was wondering if I could just-
08:45Hey, I know you.
08:49Hello. You know me. Cool.
08:51I mean, yeah, you do.
08:53Do you?
08:55From the laundromat.
08:56Wednesdays and Saturdays, except twice last month you skipped the weekend.
08:59Or if that was you, it could have been someone else.
09:02I mean, I've seen you.
09:05Billy is my name.
09:06I'm Penny.
09:09What are you doing?
09:11Um, texting.
09:12It's very important, or I would stop.
09:15What are you doing?
09:16Actually, I'm out here volunteering for the Caring Hands Homeless Shelter.
09:20Can you spare a minute?
09:23Um, okay, go.
09:28Okay. Um, we're hoping to open a new location soon. Expand our efforts.
09:32There's this great building nearby that the city is just going to demolish and turn into a parking lot.
09:37But if we get enough signatures-
09:39Signatures?
09:39Yeah.
09:43I'm sorry. Go on.
09:44I was saying, um, maybe we could get the city to donate the building to our cause.
09:49We would be able to provide 250 new beds, get people off the streets, and into job training so they could buy rocket packs and go to the moon and become florists.
09:59You're not really interested in the homeless, are you?
10:02No, I am.
10:03But they're a symptom.
10:06You're treating a symptom, and the disease rages on, consumes the human race.
10:11The fish rots from the head, as they say.
10:13So my thinking is, why not cut off the head?
10:16Of the human race?
10:17It's not a perfect metaphor, but I'm talking about an overhaul of the system, putting the power in different hands.
10:28I'm all for that.
10:32This petition is about the building.
10:34I'd love to sign it.
10:39I'm sorry, I come on strong.
10:42But you signed.
10:43Well, I wouldn't want to turn my back on a fellow laundry person.
10:48Well, if we can't stick together, I don't...
10:50I'll probably see you there.
11:00No, I will.
11:01I'll...
11:08She talked to me.
11:10Why did she talk to me now?
11:18Maybe I should...
11:19A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
11:27Don't plan the plan if you can't follow through
11:34All that matters, taking matters into your own hands
11:41Soon I'll control everything
11:45Hey!
11:46Hey!
11:47My wish is your come...
11:49Stand back, everyone.
11:51Nothing here to see
11:53Just him and a danger in the middle of it, me
11:56Yes, Captain Hammer's here
11:58Hair blowing in the breeze
12:00Today needs my saving expertise
12:02Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
12:10Seems destiny ends with me saving me
12:17Only doom that's blooming
12:20Is you loving me to death
12:24I'll give you the sense to catch your brain
12:30You idiot!
12:36Dr. Horrible, I should have known you were behind this
12:38You almost killed her
12:39I remember her differently
12:40Is she there?
12:41It's curtains for you, Dr. Horrible
12:43Lacy, gently wafting curtains
12:46Thank you, Hammer Man
12:50I don't think I can
12:51Explain how important it was that you stopped the van
12:55I would be splattered
12:57I'd be crushed under debris
12:59Thank you, sir, for saving me
13:02Don't worry about it
13:03A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
13:09Are you kidding?
13:13What heist were you watching?
13:14What heist were you watching?
13:16Stop looking at her like that
13:18When you're the best you can face
13:21Did you notice that he threw you in the garbage?
13:24There's ass needs kicking, some ticking
13:28My heart to defeat
13:30The remote control is in my hand
13:33Assuming I'm not loving you to death
13:38So please give me a sec to catch my breath
13:44Balls
13:46Any dolt with half a brain
14:09Can see that humankind has gone insane
14:13To the point where I don't know
14:16If I'll upset the status quo
14:18If I throw poison in the water main
14:21Listen close to everybody's heart
14:25And hear that breaking sound
14:29Hopes and dreams are shattering apart
14:33And crashing to the ground
14:36I cannot believe my eyes
14:40How the world's filled with filth and lies
14:43But it's plain to see
14:46Evil inside of me
14:50Is on the rise
14:55Look around
15:02We're living with the lost and found
15:06Just when you feel you've almost drowned
15:09You find yourself on solid ground
15:13And you believe there's good in everybody's heart
15:18Keep it safe and sound
15:22With hope you can do your part
15:25To turn a life around
15:29I cannot believe my eyes
15:33Is the world finally growing wise?
15:37Cause it seems to me
15:39Some kind of harmony
15:42Is on the rise
15:46Anyone with half a brain
15:54Could spend their whole life howling in pain
15:58Cause the dark is everywhere
16:01And Penny doesn't seem to care
16:03That seeing the dark in me is all that will remain
16:06Listen close to everybody's heart
16:10And hear that breaking sound
16:14Hopes and dreams are shattering apart
16:18And crashing to the ground
16:21I cannot believe my eyes
16:25How the world's filled with filth and lies
16:29But it's plain to see
16:32Evil inside of me
16:35Is on the rise
16:39It is so dumb that we've been coming here so long and never spoke
16:51I know, all those months doing this stunningly boring chore
16:55I'm a fan of laundry
16:57Psych, I love it
16:59The smell of fabric softener
17:01The feel of warm clothes in your hands
17:04It's so good
17:04Hey, this is weird
17:06I ordered one frozen yogurt
17:09And they gave me two
17:10You don't happen to like frozen yogurt, do you?
17:12I love it
17:13You're kidding
17:14What a crazy random happenstance
17:15Here
17:16Thank you
17:17So how was your weekend?
17:26Did you spend the whole time hunting wild signatures?
17:29Um, actually, I went on a date
17:32Get right out of town, how was that?
17:37Unexpected
17:37He's a really good looking guy
17:41And I thought he was kind of cheesy at first
17:43Trust your instinct
17:44But he turned out to be totally sweet
17:46Sometimes people are layered like that
17:49There's something totally different underneath
17:52Than what's on the surface
17:53And sometimes there's a third, even deeper level
17:57And that one is the same as the top surface one
18:00Huh?
18:03Like with Pi
18:04So you're gonna see him again?
18:07I think I will
18:08Billy?
18:12Yeah?
18:13You're driving the spork into your leg
18:15So I am
18:17Hilariously
18:18All right
18:25The wait is over
18:27This, my friends, is my freeze ray
18:29Which, with the addition of the wonderflonium I obtained
18:33At my famously successful heist last week
18:35I say successful in that I achieved my objective
18:38It was less successful in that I inadvertently introduced my arch nemesis to the girl of my dreams
18:44And now he's taking her out on dates
18:46And they're probably going to French kiss or something
18:49Called him sweet
18:52How is he sweet?
18:56Right
18:57Freeze ray
18:58So, as of tonight
19:00I am in the evil league of evil
19:03If all goes according to plan
19:05Which it will
19:06Because I hold a PhD in horribleness
19:09See you at the aftermath
19:11Peace
19:12But not literally
19:14Freeze ray needs work
19:20I also need to be a little bit more careful about what I say on this blog
19:25Apparently
19:25The LAPD and Captain Hammer are among our viewers
19:29They were waiting for me
19:32At the mayor's dedication of the superhero memorial bridge
19:35The freeze ray takes a few seconds to warm up
19:39And I wasn't
19:40Captain Hammer threw a car at my head
19:44Not to worry though
19:47Because I'm
19:48One sec
19:50He saw the operation you tried to pull today
19:54But your humiliation means he still votes nay
19:57And now assassination is just the only way
20:00There will be blood, it might be yours, so go kill someone, sign that horse
20:04Kill someone?
20:08Would you do it?
20:09To get into the evil league of evil?
20:12Look at me, man
20:13I'm moist
20:13At my most badass
20:15I make people feel like they want to take a shower
20:17I'm not ELA material
20:19Killing's not elegant or creative
20:21It's not my style
20:22You got more than enough evil hours to get into the henchman's union
20:27Psst, I'm not a henchman
20:28I'm Dr. Horrible
20:30I've got a Ph.D. in horribleness
20:33Is that the new catchphrase?
20:36I deserve to get in, you know I do
20:38But killing, really?
20:41Hourglass says she knows a kid in Iowa who grows up to become president
20:45That'd be big
20:46I'm not gonna kill a little kid
20:50Smothering old lady
20:51Do I even know you?
20:53I just, you know, really think I'm qualified for this, this job
20:57And I just can't get my foot in the door
20:59I'm sure you will
21:00I want to do great things, you know
21:02I want to be an achiever
21:04Like bad horse
21:06The thoroughbred of sin?
21:10I meant Gandhi
21:11Well, I've gotten turned down from plenty of jobs
21:16Even fired a few times
21:18I can't imagine anybody firing you
21:21Neither could I
21:22Now I can visualize it really well
21:25But, you know, everything happens
21:28Don't say for a reason
21:29No, I'm just saying that everything happens
21:34Not to me
21:35Here's a story of a girl
21:41Who grew up lost and lonely
21:44Thinking love was fairy tale
21:48And trouble was made only for me
21:52Even in the darkness
21:57Every color can be found
22:01And every day of rain brings water flowing
22:07Two things growing in the ground
22:11Grief replaced with pity
22:16For a city barely coping
22:19Dreams are easy to achieve
22:23If hope is all I'm hoping to be
22:28Anytime you're hurt
22:32There's one who has it worse around
22:36And every drop of rain
22:39Will keep you growing
22:42Seeds you're sowing in the ground
22:46So keep your head up, Billy Buddy
22:50It's like Captain Hammer's always saying
22:56That's right, him
22:57How are things with Cheesy on the outside?
23:01Good, they're good
23:02He's nice
23:04I'll be interested to know what you think of him
23:07He said he might stop by
23:08Stop by here?
23:10Yeah
23:11Oh, goodness, look at my wrist
23:14I gotta go
23:15But what about your clothes?
23:19I don't love these
23:20See ya
23:21Oh, pardon
23:22Pardon
23:23Oh, Billy, this is Captain Hammer
23:25Oh, Billy, the laundry buddy
23:27Well, it is very nice to meet you
23:28We're meeting now for the first time
23:30You look horribly familiar
23:32One of those faces, I guess
23:33Have I seen you at the gym?
23:35At the gym?
23:36I don't go to the gym
23:38I'm just naturally like this
23:39Oh, well
23:40Who wants to know what the mayor is doing behind closed doors?
23:45He is signing over a certain building to a caring hands group
23:50As a new homeless shelter
23:52Oh, my God
23:53Yep
23:53Apparently, the only signature he needed
23:56Was my fist
23:57But with a pen in it
24:00That I was signing with
24:02I can't believe it
24:04Congratulations
24:05Thank you, thank you
24:07Well, this is great
24:12I wish I could stay and chit-chat
24:13Well, it sure was nice to meet you, Doctor
24:17You got a little crush, don't you, Doc?
24:22Well, that's gonna make this hard to hear
24:24See, later I'm gonna take little Penny back to my place
24:28I'm sure the command center
24:29Hammercycle
24:31Maybe even the hamjet
24:32You think she likes me now
24:34I'm gonna give Penny the night of her life
24:38Just because you want her
24:41And I get what you want
24:45See, Penny's giving it up
24:47She's giving it up hard
24:49Because she's with Captain Hammer
24:51And these are not the hammer
25:02The hammer is my penis
25:04This appeared as a moral dilemma
25:21Because at first it was weird
25:22Though I swore to eliminate the worst of the plague
25:24That devoured humanity
25:25It's true, I was vague on the how
25:27So how can it be that you
25:28Have shown me the light
25:30It's a brand new day
25:33And the sun is high
25:35All the birds are singing
25:37That you're gonna die
25:38How I hesitated
25:41Now I wonder why
25:43It's a brand new day
25:45All the times that you beat me unconscious
25:49I forgive
25:50All the crimes incomplete
25:51Listen, honestly, I'll live
25:52Mr. Coon, Mr. Right
25:53Mr. Know-It-All is through
25:54Now the future's so bright
25:55And I owe it all to you
25:56Who showed me the light
25:58It's a brand new me
26:01I got no remorse
26:03Now the water's rising
26:05But I know the course
26:06I'm gonna shock the world
26:09Gonna show bad horse
26:11It's a brand new day
26:13And Penny will see the evil me
26:17Not a joke, not a dork, not a failure
26:20And she may cry
26:23But her tears will dry
26:25When I hand her the keys
26:27To a shiny new Australia
26:30It's a brand new day
26:33Yeah, the sun is high
26:35All the angels sing
26:37Because you're gonna die
26:39Go ahead and laugh
26:41Yeah, I'm a funny guy
26:43Tell everyone goodbye
26:47It's a brand new day
26:54Looks like we're finding out what a true hero is
27:06The mayor himself will be on hand
27:08To dedicate the new homeless shelter
27:10And unveil the statue of Captain Hammer
27:12It's a good day to be homeless
27:15It certainly is
27:18So they say Captain Hammer's become a crusader
27:32Political, he's cleaning up the streets
27:35About time
27:36So they say that it's real love
27:39So romantic
27:40He signed this
27:43So they say we'll have blankets and beds
27:46We can open by Monday
27:48Thanks to you
27:49Thanks to me
27:50It's the perfect story
27:54So they say
27:57A hero leading the way
27:58Hammer's call to glory
28:01Let's all be our best
28:04Next up, who's gay?
28:07So they say he saved her life
28:10They say she works with the homeless
28:13And doesn't eat meat
28:15We have a problem with her
28:18This is his hair
28:19This is so nice
28:23I just might sleep with the same girl twice
28:26They say it's better the second time
28:28They say you get to do the weird stuff
28:31We do the weird stuff
28:34This is perfect for me
28:38So they say, I guess he's pretty okay
28:41After years of stormy sailing
28:45Have I finally found the bay?
28:54He's still not picking up
28:55There's no happy ending
28:59So they say
29:01Not for me anyway
29:03Should I stop pretending
29:06Take the chance to build a brand new day?
29:12This is his dry cleaning bill
29:15For sweater vests
29:17And in just a few minutes
29:22We'll unveil the statue
29:24Of the man himself
29:25Thank you
29:28Thank you
29:30Justice has a name
29:32And the name that it has
29:34Besides justice
29:35Is Captain Hammer
29:36Ladies and gentlemen
29:38Your hero
29:40Thank you
29:50Thank you
29:50Thank you, Mayor
29:53For those kind words
29:53I hate the homeless
29:57In this problem
29:59That plagues our city
30:00Everyone should have the basic
30:02You know what?
30:05I don't need tiny cue cards
30:06When I fell deeply in love
30:10With my serious
30:11Long-term girlfriend, Penny
30:13Wave your hand, Penny
30:14There she is
30:17Cute, huh?
30:19Sort of a quiet, nerdy thing
30:22Not my usual, but nice
30:23Anyway
30:24She turned me on to this whole
30:27Homeless thing
30:29Which is terrible
30:31And I realized
30:33I'm not the only hero
30:35In the room tonight
30:36I'm not the only one
30:39Who's fighting
30:39It may not feel too classy
30:43Begging just to eat
30:46But you know who does that?
30:48Lassie
30:49And she always gets a treat
30:51So you wonder what your part is
30:53Cause you're homeless
30:55And depressed
30:56But home is where the heart is
30:59So your real home's
31:01In your chest
31:04Everyone's a hero
31:07In their own way
31:09Everyone's got villains
31:12They must face
31:13They're not as cool as mine
31:17But folks, you know it's fine
31:20To know your place
31:23Everyone's a hero
31:25In their own way
31:27In their own not-that-heroic way
31:32So I thank my girlfriend, Penny
31:35Yeah, we totally had sex
31:38She showed me there's so many
31:41Different muscles I can flex
31:43There's the deltoids
31:44There's the deltoids of compassion
31:46There's the abs of being kind
31:49It's not enough to bash in heads
31:51You've got to bash in minds
31:56Everyone's a hero
31:59In their own way
32:01Everyone's got something they can do
32:06Get up, go out and fly
32:09Especially that guy
32:12Smells like poo
32:14Everyone's a hero
32:17In their own way
32:20You and you
32:22And mostly me
32:23And you
32:24I'm poverty's new sheriff
32:27And I'm bashing in the slums
32:31A hero doesn't care
32:34If you're a bunch of scary
32:37Alcoholic bums
32:41Everybody
32:42Everyone's a hero
32:45In their own way
32:47Everyone can blaze
32:50A hero's trail
32:51Don't worry if it's hard
32:55If you're not a friggin' tard
32:58You will prevail
32:59Everyone's a hero
33:03In their own way
33:05Everyone's a hero
33:09In their own way
33:10Look at these people
33:21Amazing
33:22How sheep will show up
33:24For the slaughter
33:25No one condemning you
33:28Lined up like lemmings
33:29You led to the water
33:31Why can't they see
33:34What I see
33:35Why can't they hear
33:36The lies
33:38Maybe the fee's
33:40Too pricey
33:41For them to realize
33:43Your disguise is slipping
33:46I think you're slipping
33:49Now that your savior is still
33:53As the grave
33:54You're beginning to fear me
33:56Like cavemen fear thunder
33:58I still have to wonder
34:00Can you really hear me
34:02I bring you pain
34:05The kind you can't suffer quietly
34:07Fire up your brain
34:11Remind you inside
34:12Your rioting society is slipping
34:18Everything's slipping away
34:21So...
34:23Go ahead!
34:23Run away!
34:24Say it was horrible
34:25Spread the word!
34:26Tell a friend!
34:27Tell them the tale!
34:28Get a pic!
34:29Do a blog!
34:30Heroes are over with!
34:31Look at him!
34:32Hot a word!
34:33Hammer!
34:33Meat!
34:34Nail!
34:34Then I win!
34:35Then I get everything I ever!
34:37All the cash
34:38All the fame
34:38And social change
34:40Anarchy
34:41That I run
34:41It's Dr. Horrible's turn
34:44You people all have to learn
34:47This world is going to burn
34:50BURN!
34:51Yeah, it's two R's
34:52H-O-R-R, yeah, right
34:54BURN!
34:58No sign of Penny Good
35:00I would give anything not to have Hersey
35:04It's gonna be bloody Head up billy-body
35:08There's no time for mercy
35:10Here goes no mercy
35:13That's not a good sound
35:23A death ray!
35:40Looks like Dr. Horrible's moving up
35:43Let's see if this one works any better than your others
35:46Don't
35:47I don't have time for your warnings
35:48You give my regards to St. Peter
35:50Or whoever has his job
35:53But in hell
36:07Oh, I'm in pain!
36:09I think this is what pain feels like!
36:12Oh, my Lord!
36:14Someone return!
36:16Get out of my mind!
36:18I gotta get out!
36:20I gotta get out!
36:21I gotta get out!
36:36Penny!
36:36Penny!
36:38Penny!
36:41Really?
36:42Is that you?
36:44Benny, hold on.
36:46Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
36:47Benny, are you all right?
36:49Hold on.
36:50It's okay.
36:51It's okay.
36:55Captain Hammer will save us.
37:03Benny.
37:12Dr. Moore, why'd you kill her?
37:19Dr. Moore, why'd you do so?
37:24Here lies everything, the world I wanted at my feet.
37:38My victory's complete, so hail to the King.
37:48Everything you ever arise and see.
37:55So your world's benign, so you think justice has a voice.
38:09And we all have a choice.
38:14Now your world is mine.
38:19Everything you ever...
38:23And I am fine.
38:26Timothy
38:28Oh, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God.
39:28Now the nightmare's real, now Dr. Horrible is here, to make you quake with fear, to make the whole world kneel.
39:49And I won't feel a thing.
40:19I won't feel a thing.
40:49I won't feel a thing.
41:19I won't feel a thing.
41:49I won't feel a thing.
42:19I won't feel a thing.
42:21I won't feel a thing.
42:23Arrgh!
42:25I won't feel a thing.
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