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00:01:02Ew.
00:01:04That smell.
00:01:12I just don't understand how it could be lost.
00:01:29I mean, it should have gotten here days ago when the rest of the furniture did.
00:01:32I mean, it just, they had one job to do.
00:01:35They had just one job.
00:01:36And now we are an entire moving truck short, but we need to survive.
00:01:40Well, I mean, I made it three weeks in the Sierra Nevada with nothing but a water filter and
00:01:43a pocket knife, so I think we're going to survive.
00:01:47Baby, you now love when you tell that story, but all I'm saying is, what is the point of
00:01:50color-coding every box that goes into the truck if you can't find the truck?
00:01:54And my car.
00:01:55How do you lose a truck in a car?
00:01:56Like, I don't need that.
00:01:57How do you lose a truck in a car?
00:01:59It just ain't right.
00:02:01You know, you can take the full runner until we truck it down.
00:02:04It's just so stupid.
00:02:05I can't do one of my flights around the sport utility vehicle, but I'm going to hook you
00:02:09my beamer, and then, well, I'm going to leave you up.
00:02:11I'll hook you up, like, and I'm going to have some sense of now.
00:02:13Just, the whole thing ain't right.
00:02:15We'll be fine, and plus, we can do it with some guy time, right, Scott?
00:02:34Oh, this is it.
00:02:35This is it.
00:02:37Oh, I can't wait to see it in person.
00:02:45Oh, isn't that gorgeous?
00:02:50Wow.
00:02:52That's a lot of house, darling.
00:02:53I know, and some private, too.
00:02:56Oh, that, that.
00:02:59All right, boys, don't pull up the bags later.
00:03:01We're going to go do a quick tour, I know.
00:03:02Come on, come on.
00:03:04Let's go, buddy.
00:03:09Okay, you ready?
00:03:10Mm-hmm, let's go.
00:03:10All right.
00:03:11Welcome home.
00:03:20Okay, I told them that this lamp doesn't go here, like, a thousand times.
00:03:25Oh, my gosh.
00:03:27Everything else is looking really good.
00:03:28They did great, didn't they?
00:03:30Yeah, yeah, it's nice.
00:03:31What do you think, Scotty?
00:03:33Look, it looks really good.
00:03:35It's nice.
00:03:37It's just not quite big enough.
00:03:40Yeah, yeah.
00:03:42Come on, you guys.
00:03:43The best part's out here.
00:03:46Look at this.
00:03:58Red maple.
00:04:00Hopla.
00:04:01I don't see that in Lakeside.
00:04:03It's beautiful.
00:04:03What do you think, Scotty?
00:04:07Deck, the yard, the woods, just for us.
00:04:10That's all right.
00:04:15Oh, look, you know what?
00:04:16That's the food I ordered us.
00:04:18This place had great reviews, so let's just give it a go, all right?
00:04:22Hey.
00:04:23You all right?
00:04:24Yeah, just tired.
00:04:26Yeah.
00:04:29Look, I know that this is a big adjustment, okay?
00:04:32And it's okay if you're a little bit nervous.
00:04:36We'll get through it together.
00:04:37Yeah?
00:04:38All right, come on.
00:04:42Let's see if this town knows anything about Thai food.
00:04:44Scott!
00:05:07Come on, buddy.
00:05:10What do you think, buddy?
00:05:25Hmm?
00:05:25Not the worst thing we could have scratched up, I guess.
00:05:33I mean, it's not Thai Palace, but what is, right?
00:05:38Yeah.
00:05:39Except Thai Palace.
00:05:44You know what?
00:05:45We will find some other good spots, yeah?
00:05:48What do you want these, love?
00:05:50You know what?
00:05:50That's upstairs.
00:05:51Here, I'll show you.
00:05:51Scott, sweetie, can you take this out?
00:05:53I think I saw a can in our back.
00:05:54What?
00:05:54We're not going to keep that?
00:05:55We didn't want it the first time.
00:05:57Oh, yeah, that's shoes.
00:05:58Come on.
00:05:58Let's have a special.
00:06:08What is that?
00:06:24You got a hold of a good one there?
00:06:40Yeah.
00:06:41You got a hold of a good one there?
00:06:43Yeah.
00:06:43Shushie.
00:06:45Good night, Scotty.
00:06:48Good night.
00:06:48Good night.
00:06:49Good night.
00:06:49You got a hold of a good one there?
00:06:52Yeah.
00:06:53Shushy.
00:07:00Good night, Scotty.
00:07:02Good night.
00:07:19Good night.
00:07:50All right, egg and cheese.
00:07:53And looks like a bacon, egg and cheese.
00:07:57Yummy.
00:07:58And looks like a gluten-free, spinach feta, sun-dried tomato.
00:08:03Since we are truckless, Scotty is going to need new clothes, a backpack, lunch pail to work.
00:08:08Mom, I don't need a lunch pail.
00:08:10Napkins, Scotty.
00:08:11And then I'm going to run by the store after my meetings today.
00:08:14Charlie, I've worded you the communication of the moving company.
00:08:17I need you to follow up with them about the insurance plan that I filed.
00:08:20I think we can take at least a day just to-
00:08:22Please just call, okay?
00:08:23And let them know it's been nine and a half hours without a response.
00:08:26Don't let some mid-level manager give these a run around, okay?
00:08:28We need our stuff.
00:08:29If I had not sent the furniture ahead of time, we'd be sleeping out in the woods.
00:08:32Hey.
00:08:34You nervous?
00:08:35No.
00:08:37No.
00:08:38I don't get to be nervous. Not today.
00:08:40You're going to do great, love.
00:08:41Yeah.
00:08:44What do I always say, Scotty?
00:08:45Honey, I've got to go.
00:08:46No, trust me, this is a good one. Trust me.
00:08:48What do our fears teach us?
00:08:49Maybe.
00:08:50Where the keys are.
00:08:51I always say, when we're really afraid of something, it tells us-
00:08:55What we have to do.
00:08:57Bingo.
00:08:58Charlie, we're proud of you.
00:09:01And this is a big day for you. We get it.
00:09:04And you're nervous, and maybe even a little bit scared, but that's a good thing.
00:09:07It means you're exactly where you're meant to be.
00:09:10Charlie, baby, I love you, but I just got promoted to CMO of a Fortune 500 company, and it sounds like you're giving me advice out of a fortune cookie.
00:09:17No.
00:09:18I'm giving you what you need.
00:09:21All right, Scotty, I love you.
00:09:27Napkin.
00:09:28I love you guys.
00:09:30See you tonight.
00:09:31I didn't think it was okay.
00:09:32It was because I couldn't run fast enough.
00:09:38Yo, Zach.
00:09:40Check it out.
00:09:43Somebody finally bought that house.
00:09:49No way.
00:09:50I don't see a moving truck.
00:09:55Oh, dang it.
00:09:56Close.
00:09:57You know, there's a skate park up at the Y.
00:10:00We should go sometime.
00:10:02With who?
00:10:04We're out with them.
00:10:08Hey there!
00:10:12Come on.
00:10:19Say hi.
00:10:20Hey, you just moved here?
00:10:33Last night.
00:10:34Yeah.
00:10:35Huh.
00:10:36Where are you from, new kid?
00:10:39Um, my name's Scott.
00:10:41We moved here from Lakeside, California.
00:10:46Whoa, really?
00:10:47Cool.
00:10:48Cool.
00:10:49I'm Emily.
00:10:50Hi.
00:10:51We're going for a ride, Scott.
00:10:52You want to come?
00:10:53Uh, I don't have my bike.
00:10:56No bike?
00:10:57Yeah.
00:10:58You don't even have a bike?
00:10:59Well, I do.
00:11:00It's just in the moving truck still.
00:11:02Should be your son.
00:11:03Too bad.
00:11:04We go everywhere on bikes here.
00:11:06Hey there.
00:11:08I'm Scott's dad.
00:11:10You guys live around here?
00:11:12Yeah, we do.
00:11:14Well, when we get our truck back, Scotty will have to invite you over for a movie night.
00:11:17Or a party or something.
00:11:18Sound fun?
00:11:20Okay.
00:11:21Thanks, dad.
00:11:23See you guys.
00:11:26No way I'm coming here at night.
00:11:29Not to that house.
00:11:31Why not?
00:11:34You mean you don't know?
00:11:35What?
00:11:36You gonna tell me my house is haunted or something?
00:11:38No.
00:11:39Worse.
00:11:40And it's not the house.
00:11:42Yeah.
00:11:43It's what's behind it.
00:11:50And what's in the woods?
00:11:53See you around, new kid.
00:12:00You coming, sissy?
00:12:01Don't call me that, Zachary.
00:12:05I'm Haley.
00:12:06My older brother's kind of a jerk.
00:12:08My therapist says it's because he's afraid of meaningful change, but I think it's because of his height.
00:12:13He's too tall for the eighth graders and too dull for the ninth graders.
00:12:17Wait.
00:12:18You have a therapist?
00:12:20My mom's a therapist.
00:12:22Oh.
00:12:23Cool.
00:12:25You wanna know why you shouldn't go in those woods?
00:12:32I forgot how dark they are.
00:12:34How scary they are.
00:12:36Yeah.
00:12:37I'm so scared of the woods.
00:12:39This isn't a game, Scott.
00:12:41These are the Shaggy Creek woods.
00:12:43Bad things have happened here.
00:12:45Kids have disappeared.
00:12:47It's named for the thing that lives on the other side of the creek.
00:12:51Something big.
00:12:53Something hairy.
00:12:56The wild man.
00:13:00People have seen him, Scott.
00:13:03It only comes out of it.
00:13:10It's that smell again.
00:13:12You know it?
00:13:13Yeah.
00:13:14I think there's like a skunk around here or something.
00:13:17That's no skunk.
00:13:22Back away, Scott.
00:13:24These woods belong to the wild man.
00:13:28See ya.
00:13:32Hey guys!
00:13:38Dinner's here.
00:13:40Help me out here.
00:13:41Can you start opening?
00:13:42Mm-hmm.
00:13:48There's no utensils.
00:13:50There is not a single utensil in this bag.
00:13:53Well, not to worry.
00:13:5515 years leading hiking expeditions.
00:13:57You'll learn that some things always come in handy.
00:14:03There's the wilderness Scott I married.
00:14:06So, Charlotte.
00:14:08Scottie met some new friends today.
00:14:10Really? That's great. That's fantastic.
00:14:13What was that girl's name again, Scott?
00:14:15You mean Hayley.
00:14:17Yeah, Hayley. Right.
00:14:19Yeah, she seems nice.
00:14:21Yeah, Hayley sounds really nice.
00:14:22Guys, geez. She's just a kid I met. Okay?
00:14:26She's just a kid.
00:14:27Yeah.
00:14:28Mom!
00:14:29I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
00:14:30Are you gonna see her at school tomorrow?
00:14:32I don't know. Probably.
00:14:34I met other kids too.
00:14:36Did you see something in the woods?
00:14:38I saw you two talking in the backyard.
00:14:40Talking in the woods with Hayley.
00:14:41We go into the woods.
00:14:44There's actually a weird legend thing around them.
00:14:47Like, kids have disappeared back there.
00:14:50Hmm. So you've heard about the wild man?
00:14:53What?
00:14:55Yeah. I mean, who hasn't, right?
00:14:57My coworkers couldn't wait to tell me about it.
00:15:00Really?
00:15:01Mm-hmm.
00:15:02Legend is, there's an old monster that lives in the woods, stalks kids, and only preys at night. The wild man of Shaggy Creek.
00:15:13I'm sorry. I'm sorry, baby. Look, it's just a story that parents made up to spook kids out of going into the woods. It's a bunch of nonsense.
00:15:22Well, I wanna check those woods out, right? See what we find. Hmm?
00:15:25I don't know. It smelled pretty awful out there, Dad.
00:15:28Is it that skunk? There must be a den around here.
00:15:29You know, I was actually looking at maps, and your school is, like, directly across the woods from our house.
00:15:34You could probably hike it in, like, ten minutes.
00:15:36A shortcut? How rad's that? You should show the other kids.
00:15:40You should show Hayley.
00:15:42Neither of y'all are freaked out about the wild man wants kids in our backyard?
00:15:46No, buddy. It's just a story. It's made up.
00:15:49And stop with the Hayley, Mom.
00:15:51Hey. Uh-uh. Do not raise your voice at me, young man.
00:15:54Or what? You're gonna file an insurance claim?
00:15:56Excuse me?
00:15:57Whatever.
00:15:59It's just so clear.
00:16:00Let's rest there.
00:16:26Look, I'm sorry about teasing you, okay?
00:16:47I know it's not cool for me to tease you about a girl, but I'm just excited.
00:16:52New house, new school, new friends.
00:16:58I like the friends I had, Mom.
00:17:07All right.
00:17:10I will pick you up right out here after school, okay, buddy?
00:17:15Hey.
00:17:17I love you, Scotty.
00:17:19Have a good day, all right?
00:17:20See ya.
00:17:22Hey, Scott.
00:17:50Hey, Scott.
00:17:50Hey.
00:17:54So how are you liking the sixth grade so far?
00:17:57It's different.
00:18:00Say cheese.
00:18:03Your face is pretty great.
00:18:04Oh, what's your number?
00:18:06What?
00:18:07Surely you have a phone?
00:18:09Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:18:10Eight, five, eight.
00:18:12You know, typing's usually faster than talking.
00:18:14Okay.
00:18:14Okay.
00:18:17So your dad's from Australia, eh?
00:18:20Uh, yeah.
00:18:21But we've lived in Lakeside since I was born.
00:18:24And now Tennessee.
00:18:25For now.
00:18:26What's up, new kid?
00:18:29What's up, new kid?
00:18:30Sick mac and cheese, bruh.
00:18:32Want a trade?
00:18:33I got worms.
00:18:34So, how was last night?
00:18:39Did you hear anything?
00:18:42You know, they say he eats human flesh.
00:18:48Starting with the face.
00:18:51Gross, Zach.
00:18:52Some of us are still eating?
00:18:55Just passing along a fair warning.
00:18:57Don't get too scared, though.
00:18:59The wild man preys on wimps.
00:19:02And sissies.
00:19:05See you later, wimp.
00:19:09Someday that troubled adolescent will freak, but he's so...
00:19:13What?
00:19:14Something my therapist says.
00:19:24You want to come with us?
00:19:39My mom will be here soon.
00:19:40She won't save you from the wild man.
00:19:43Stop, Zach.
00:19:44You're being awful.
00:19:45Are you sure?
00:19:47Yeah, I'll be fine.
00:19:51See ya.
00:19:54Hello?
00:20:03Scotty?
00:20:05Baby, I'm so, so sorry.
00:20:06I'm going to be tied up for at least another hour.
00:20:09An hour?
00:20:10I know.
00:20:11Can you just call your dad to come get you?
00:20:13He doesn't have a car.
00:20:14What's he going to do?
00:20:15He can walk to you and walk you home, all right?
00:20:17I'll need a babysitter.
00:20:19I need a ride.
00:20:20I think it's going to rain.
00:20:22Okay, okay.
00:20:23Can you just, can you wait in the school until I can come and get you?
00:20:26It should not be more than an hour.
00:20:29Hello?
00:20:30Scotty?
00:20:32I'm going to walk.
00:20:34What?
00:20:34Scotty, are you sure?
00:20:36Yeah.
00:20:37There's some kids going home.
00:20:38To our same neighborhood.
00:20:41Okay, you're sure you don't need me to come get you?
00:20:45I'll be fine.
00:20:47Okay, okay.
00:20:48I'm so sorry for us.
00:20:52We are dealing with some pick-up complications.
00:20:53I'm so sorry for those.
00:21:03I'm so sorry for you.
00:21:05All right.
00:21:06There he is.
00:21:06There he is.
00:21:07I have a salvation.
00:21:08He's right.
00:21:39What?
00:22:09What?
00:22:11What?
00:22:13What?
00:22:15What?
00:22:17What?
00:22:19What?
00:22:21What?
00:22:23What?
00:22:25What?
00:22:27What?
00:22:29What?
00:22:31What?
00:22:33What?
00:22:35What?
00:22:58Yeah.
00:22:59Hey, can we talk?
00:23:02Sure.
00:23:04Okay, so, good news.
00:23:07I found the moving truck.
00:23:09My car.
00:23:10So between that and getting your bike,
00:23:12we're not gonna have any of these pickup problems again, okay?
00:23:19I messed up today, Scotty.
00:23:22And I'm sorry.
00:23:24It's okay.
00:23:25No.
00:23:27It's not okay.
00:23:29My job, yes, it's important,
00:23:32but not as important as you, okay?
00:23:35You're the most important.
00:23:37And I got that wrong today.
00:23:40Can you forgive me?
00:23:42Mom, it's okay.
00:23:45Okay.
00:23:46So, in other news,
00:23:49Dad told me to take the woods home today.
00:23:51Yeah, it was no big deal.
00:23:54You know what?
00:23:56Why don't we go on a hike in there this weekend?
00:24:01You could show us around.
00:24:03Sound good?
00:24:05Okay.
00:24:06Okay.
00:24:07So, I am going to take an Uber to work,
00:24:11and your dad is gonna drop you off at school in the morning.
00:24:14Yeah?
00:24:15Okay.
00:24:16So, I think so.
00:24:17All right, buddy.
00:24:18Night, buddy.
00:24:19Night.
00:24:20Night.
00:24:21Night.
00:24:22Night.
00:24:23I think so.
00:24:24Night.
00:24:29Yeah.
00:24:31Mm.
00:24:36Mm?
00:24:37Mm.
00:24:38Mm.
00:24:39Mm.
00:24:40Mm.
00:24:41Mm.
00:24:43Mm.
00:26:48I didn't read that far.
00:26:49Something wrong?
00:26:50I think I saw something last night, Dad.
00:26:54Okay.
00:26:55Oh, really, Dad.
00:26:57Was it that skunk?
00:26:58It was a lot bigger than a skunk.
00:27:01Hold that door.
00:27:04Hi, Scott's dad.
00:27:09I'm Hayley.
00:27:10I was supposed to meet your son at 8am this morning.
00:27:13He's already 30 seconds late.
00:27:15Oh, shoot.
00:27:16Sorry.
00:27:17Well, that's 30 seconds too many, isn't it?
00:27:19Well, punctuality isn't just about being on time.
00:27:22It's about respecting the dignity of others.
00:27:24At least that's what my lawyer says.
00:27:26Yeah.
00:27:27Scott, did you say you're a lawyer?
00:27:28My father's an attorney.
00:27:29Mostly estate planning.
00:27:30He doesn't want to get any more.
00:27:32Huh.
00:27:33It's my kid.
00:27:34Hey, I was-
00:27:35Scott, did you want me to pick you up from school?
00:27:37Or did you want to take the woods again?
00:27:40Take the woods?
00:27:41Yeah.
00:27:42Yeah, you heard me.
00:27:43No big deal for my man, Scott.
00:27:45You're kidding.
00:27:46No, not kidding.
00:27:47I think you can pick me up, Dad.
00:27:49Yeah.
00:27:50Yeah, good plan.
00:27:51Give the wild man a break, huh?
00:27:54Well, you two have a good day at school.
00:27:56Thanks, Dad.
00:27:57You seriously went in the woods?
00:28:02What is wrong with you?
00:28:04I had to.
00:28:05I was stranded.
00:28:06You're lucky you made it.
00:28:08Yeah.
00:28:09I think I saw the wild man.
00:28:11You what?
00:28:13Well...
00:28:15I saw some hair in the woods.
00:28:18Like, caught on a tree.
00:28:20And then when you texted me,
00:28:22I thought I saw something in my backyard.
00:28:24What does it look like?
00:28:26Well, it was hard to see.
00:28:29But it was bigger than me and hairy.
00:28:33Like an ape?
00:28:35I guess.
00:28:37And I thought I saw it directly looking at me
00:28:40when I was checking the locks.
00:28:42And then it was gone.
00:28:45Well, here's the thing I needed to tell you.
00:28:47I think Zack is trying to scare you.
00:28:49Yeah.
00:28:50Well, obviously.
00:28:51No.
00:28:52I mean, he's planning something.
00:28:53Something big.
00:28:54I heard him on the phone with Brent last night.
00:28:57Saying something about the woods and the new kid and...
00:29:00Yo!
00:29:01We have to do it!
00:29:02It'll be freaking hilarious!
00:29:03What's he gonna do?
00:29:05Well, when Zack decides to do a prank,
00:29:08you never know how far he's gonna take it.
00:29:10One time, he snuck into Brent's house,
00:29:12got into his room and poured honey all over his face.
00:29:17Yeah, it was a hot mess.
00:29:18And that was him just messing around.
00:29:20If he's really trying to scare you,
00:29:22I'm worried about his next move.
00:29:25Just don't encourage him, okay?
00:29:26Even the hottest fires will burn out in time.
00:29:29Is that something your therapist says?
00:29:31No.
00:29:32Why would she say that?
00:29:34Well, if it isn't the wimp and the sissy.
00:29:38So, keeping clear of the woods, new kid?
00:29:43You never know what might jump out of there.
00:29:45Yeah, something might jump out and grab you.
00:29:48Huh.
00:29:49Those woods didn't seem too bad to me.
00:29:51Wait, what?
00:29:52Yeah, I walked through them yesterday.
00:29:55Pretty cool shortcut.
00:29:56Wait.
00:29:57You went through the Shaggy Creek woods?
00:30:00Alone?
00:30:01That's savage, bro!
00:30:03Zack's never even been in there!
00:30:05Wait, so did you, like, see anything in there?
00:30:08Or hear anything?
00:30:10No, it was pretty cool.
00:30:12You're lying.
00:30:14Whatever you say, Zack.
00:30:18Ridiculous.
00:30:19You're full of crap, new kid.
00:30:22Come on, guys.
00:30:30Didn't I say to let the fire burn out?
00:30:32But no.
00:30:33You just had to fan the flame.
00:30:47Yeah.
00:30:48The camera's a big dog.
00:30:49He's got to stay in the car.
00:30:52Yes, I heard what you said.
00:30:54Yeah.
00:30:55Are you listening to what I'm saying?
00:30:56Listen.
00:30:57Fine.
00:30:58Mum's working early tomorrow.
00:30:59Are you going to walk to school with Hallie again?
00:31:03Just asking for normal logistical reasons.
00:31:07I don't know.
00:31:08Maybe.
00:31:09Hmm?
00:31:10Well, if you do, bring a dictionary.
00:31:17What would you do if you came across Bigfoot?
00:31:20Hmm.
00:31:21I would ask for his autograph.
00:31:24Dad.
00:31:25Seriously.
00:31:26Serious, Scott.
00:31:27He's not a thing.
00:31:28Okay.
00:31:29Fine.
00:31:30A bear.
00:31:31Oh, well, I've seen plenty of bears.
00:31:33And they're very dangerous.
00:31:35When they feel threatened.
00:31:37Threatened?
00:31:38Yeah.
00:31:39Think about it.
00:31:40Some strange, hairless creature making a bunch of noise.
00:31:43That'd be pretty spooked too.
00:31:45Hmm?
00:31:47I don't think Bigfoot would be scared of me.
00:31:52Yeah, probably not.
00:31:54But if you saw a bear cub, or even like a little baby skunk, back away slowly.
00:32:00Because you better believe there's an angry mama close by.
00:32:03Uh-huh.
00:32:04Yeah?
00:32:05What's that supposed to mean, huh?
00:32:07Just that moms will do anything to protect their kids.
00:32:10Of course we will.
00:32:11It's how we're made.
00:32:12Mm-hmm.
00:32:13You know, a skunk will attack an animal ten times its size if it thinks its baby's in danger.
00:32:17Oh, absolutely.
00:32:18If something comes between me and Scott, I don't care how big that thing is.
00:32:21It better room for its life.
00:32:23Mm-hmm.
00:32:24Trust me.
00:32:25I know.
00:32:26I know.
00:32:30I know.
00:32:36It's a big Richter.
00:32:53I know.
00:32:55I know.
00:32:58Oh, my God.
00:33:28Hey Scotty, breakfast is on the table, okay?
00:33:43Put us outside.
00:33:47Hey buddy, one more set.
00:33:57One more set, alright?
00:33:59Mom took the car?
00:34:00Yeah, I thought you were going with Hayley.
00:34:02No.
00:34:03Wait, what time is it?
00:34:05I don't know, I'm gonna be late.
00:34:06Huh, um, can you take a shortcut?
00:34:27I don't know, I'm gonna be late.
00:34:37I don't know, I'm gonna be late.
00:34:53It's coming!
00:35:08Run!
00:35:09Run, Scot!
00:35:11Run!
00:35:12Watch out!
00:35:13You should've seen your face man, you're such a wimp.
00:35:25Oh my gosh.
00:35:26Hey, you alright?
00:35:28It's so gullible.
00:35:31I mean look, the wimp peed his pants.
00:35:36No, no I didn't, I slipped in the creek.
00:35:39Sure.
00:35:40Guys, stop it.
00:35:41You know, you two are perfect together.
00:35:44New kid pees his pants, and sissy wets the bed.
00:35:48I don't you liar, and don't call me sissy!
00:35:50Aw, did your feelings hurt?
00:35:52Hey, knock it off.
00:35:54Oh, the wimp speaks.
00:35:57My name's Scott.
00:35:59Guys, stop it.
00:36:00Zach, you'd be scared too if you went in the woods.
00:36:03I'm not scared of them.
00:36:05I don't know.
00:36:06Bro was bookin' it.
00:36:08How was your sleep to class?
00:36:09I'm not scared of the woods.
00:36:12Not like Zach is.
00:36:14Oooh, he got you good.
00:36:19Anyone can make it in the day.
00:36:22You wouldn't last two minutes at night.
00:36:26Kid was mauled in there.
00:36:28They found his bones.
00:36:31Those woods belong to the wild man.
00:36:35I'll sleep in them.
00:36:37What?
00:36:38What?
00:36:40I'll sleep in the woods.
00:36:43When?
00:36:44Tonight.
00:36:45Do what?
00:36:46She would do that?
00:36:48I'd do it, and you promised to never call her sissy again.
00:36:52You're gonna sleep in the shaggy creek woods.
00:36:55Take a selfie at sunrise to prove it.
00:36:58And everyone will know that Zach is just a big jerk
00:37:01that couldn't do it himself.
00:37:03Shots fired!
00:37:06He won't do it.
00:37:08You're too scared.
00:37:11Watch me.
00:37:16Watch me.
00:37:17No.
00:37:18I don't know.
00:37:19What?
00:37:20I don't know.
00:37:21Steve!
00:37:22Hey!
00:37:24How's it going?
00:37:25Steve hey how's it going hey good Charlotte how are you how's the new office oh it's uh it's
00:37:51great you know I'm all settled I was actually just uh emailing you a quick update before I
00:37:56take off for the day um we're still on track for end of week and I'm super excited to share the
00:38:00proposal because the team's been working really hard on it so I think you're really gonna love it
00:38:04well hey listen Charlotte we we got our bid from the other company this afternoon actually
00:38:09oh oh okay wow that's a that's early yeah so look I know we talked about end of week but
00:38:18you think you could share your proposal today or oh uh gosh you know we are um we're still
00:38:26putting the finishing touches on this Steve so it's it's not going to be ready to share
00:38:29today um yeah I know you're a perfectionist Charlotte just polish up what you can and get it over before
00:38:36you leave all right yeah Steve look I I I can't promise this this getting to you tonight look I
00:38:43gotta go I'll look for your email all right Steve I don't actually think you're going here
00:38:47all right we'll talk soon okay take care
00:38:48um hello what was that you're not actually thinking about leaving right now are you
00:38:58Charlotte you can't leave right now okay this client is huge
00:39:03I don't need to tell you how important this is look you just got this position if they want
00:39:09the proposal early you find a way to send it early no I I know I know okay and then any other
00:39:15time I would but this is about Scotty okay I promised that I would be there for him today
00:39:21Charlotte it's not even two o'clock yet okay and you're trying to leave and we have a deadline
00:39:25how do you think this looks look just call the kid in uber make him wait for a couple hours okay
00:39:34this this is what's important
00:39:38now I know what's important
00:39:45Charlotte sorry Charlotte can you just Charlotte can you just wait Charlotte
00:39:51Charlotte I took time off to help with this exact thing I know we're a vehicle down but I can rent
00:39:59one for the week I can pick up Scott and you can still make your deadline you don't have to do this
00:40:04oh no no it just I took this job so I could see him more not less and
00:40:12ever since we moved he just
00:40:16what since we moved you just what
00:40:20Charlie he can't even look at me
00:40:26yeah
00:40:27I need more time with Scotty whether he wants it or not
00:40:35okay and you're sure you can pick him up yeah yeah and if they have a problem with me prioritizing
00:40:49my son then I've got a bigger problem with that
00:40:51nice to see him while I'm married
00:40:53thanks baby
00:40:55okay he appreciates everything you're doing
00:41:01even if he doesn't say it
00:41:02I hope so
00:41:05I can make it
00:41:10hello can I get for you today
00:41:25hi can I please have a tall vanilla bean for opportunity
00:41:39thank you
00:41:43hey Siri text Scotty
00:41:45what would you like to say
00:41:47headed your way exclamation mark
00:41:49send it
00:42:09come on booty picker
00:42:11please leave your message after the time
00:42:14stop
00:42:15Scotty hey I just pulled up to our spot and I got you a starbucks so I'll meet you out here okay
00:42:20all right bye
00:42:25oh
00:42:48Scott please don't confuse defending my honor
00:42:51with solidifying your status in the hierarchy of middle school
00:42:55nationality
00:42:56okay
00:43:00you can't do this Scott
00:43:02why not
00:43:03for a plethora of reasons
00:43:05I'm not scared of the woods
00:43:06well you should be it killed a kid
00:43:08that's a story Hayley someone made it up
00:43:11no it's not you saw him in your own backyard
00:43:14that was Zach
00:43:15and the fur in the woods
00:43:17that was probably Zach too
00:43:18and the footprints
00:43:19you saw footprints
00:43:20yeah but he's messing with me
00:43:22you said it yourself the guy doesn't know him to quit
00:43:24and I'm calling his bluff
00:43:26he's been living in my head rent free
00:43:31what does that mean
00:43:31I don't know
00:43:33it's something my wilderness guide says
00:43:35okay you're right
00:43:37Zach's a jerk
00:43:38and he's been trying to freak you out
00:43:40but the wild man is real
00:43:42and you should be afraid of him
00:43:44I don't think he is and I'm not
00:43:47then what's the combat night for
00:43:50okay I might be a little scared
00:43:52but that's exactly why I need to do it
00:43:54did you even get permission
00:43:57dad's on a run or something
00:43:58I'll tell him later
00:43:59but they're gonna love this idea
00:44:01trust me
00:44:01oh and I'm sorry Haley but you can't come
00:44:15who said I wanted to come
00:44:17it's just too dangerous
00:44:18and I can't have you getting hurt
00:44:20no one wants to go with you Scott
00:44:21look if you're going to insist
00:44:23you can help me set up the tent while it's light out
00:44:25but that's the best I can do
00:44:27I have literally no interest in going with you
00:44:31okay
00:44:36you're gonna get eaten Scott
00:44:42man
00:44:57but you might join
00:45:12just to help you set up the tent
00:45:14someone needs to make sure you go through this Biasco
00:45:17yeah
00:45:18good plan
00:45:25come on
00:45:27this will work
00:45:42I'll set up the tent here
00:45:44clear line aside in each direction
00:45:46you know
00:45:47in case Zach and Brennan are planning something
00:45:50right
00:45:51I'll be fine Haley
00:45:56there's no wild man
00:45:59hope you're right Scott
00:46:13he lives in your house you know
00:46:14who
00:46:16who
00:46:17the kid who disappeared
00:46:19it was over 10 years ago
00:46:22he was a sixth grader named Cole Seeger
00:46:25he took the woods home one day
00:46:27never seen again
00:46:29that's a story
00:46:30no it's not Scott
00:46:32his photo's in the old yearbook
00:46:34and his family moved away right after it happened
00:46:37the house has stayed empty for years
00:46:39and they never found him
00:46:42never
00:46:45well was there a funeral
00:46:48what
00:46:49wait how do you know he didn't just leave
00:46:52like move or something
00:46:54in the middle of the school year
00:46:56and not tell a single one of his friends
00:47:01why would anyone in the world want to do that
00:47:03thanks for the help
00:47:18you're still going back tonight
00:47:19yeah
00:47:21do you have your affairs in order
00:47:23i think so
00:47:26hey
00:47:27maybe the guy was just scared
00:47:29what
00:47:30that kid you mentioned
00:47:31i mean
00:47:32if i was going to move
00:47:33and never see my friends again
00:47:36i'd be scared to death to tell them
00:47:40maybe he just left
00:47:42and never said goodbye
00:47:44maybe
00:47:45or he was eating
00:47:48not sure which one's worse
00:47:52see ya
00:48:00oh no
00:48:12mom
00:48:15when was your son last seen
00:48:16this morning around 8 30
00:48:21and you've called the school
00:48:22no i i spoke to the principal in person and nobody knows where he is
00:48:27and he wasn't in any after school activities
00:48:31i think i know where my son should and shouldn't be ma'am
00:48:34okay look i'm sorry i just need this information to fill out the form
00:48:37okay all right he was waiting at the school for me to pick him up
00:48:40and i i moved my meetings i left early i went by starbucks and got one of those frappuccinos that
00:48:45he likes and i told him i was on my way and it was just a minute late and it was just one minute okay and it was
00:48:49my it was my job to pick him up today and i just
00:48:55i just had one job okay hey honey it's okay i promise you we are going to find him
00:49:01hello oh thank you officer we found him
00:49:13are you okay yeah oh baby you're sitting down don't do that to us again
00:49:18i'm sorry mom you gotta let us know where you are scott this is why you put a phone
00:49:23i must have turned it off i'm sorry i was walking home from school and then i was just setting up in
00:49:28the woods the woods for tonight yeah scott baby what are you talking about i was gonna ask if i
00:49:35could uh spend the night in the woods so there was this dare and sort of this kid said i couldn't
00:49:41do it and he's been a real jerk to me so i'm trying to prove that i can do it scott no absolutely
00:49:46not mom it's not just that i'm proving him wrong scott stop you heard your mother not tonight
00:49:53not gonna happen dad i need to prove that i can do it i'm sorry but this is really important to me
00:49:57and tonight is the only night that i can do it no no you are grounded but i already set up the tent
00:50:03no okay go to your room now fine don't listen to me
00:50:27no okay
00:50:31no
00:50:32no
00:50:33no
00:50:34no
00:50:36no
00:50:38no
00:50:40no
00:50:42no
00:50:44no
00:50:46yeah
00:50:48no
00:50:50no
00:50:52no
00:50:54no
00:50:56no
00:51:23no
00:51:25no
00:51:52no
00:51:54no
00:51:55no
00:52:23I don't know.
00:52:53Zachary, you better not be on my phone.
00:53:11Oh no.
00:53:16Hey, Scotty.
00:53:17Listen, buddy, I know that you are upset with me and you've got good reason to be.
00:53:25I have been less than dependable lately.
00:53:30And I'm sorry that I yelled at you.
00:53:32I should not have done that.
00:53:34And I'm sorry.
00:53:37And your dad and I were thinking that if this campaign shindig is really that important to you, then you should go.
00:53:45What do you think?
00:53:51Scotty?
00:53:51Oh, no, no, he did not.
00:54:07Did our boy just run away from home?
00:54:11He's not a boy anymore.
00:54:12Dear mom and dad, I'm sorry I didn't tell you where I was.
00:54:23I told you I wouldn't do it again.
00:54:27So I'm telling you now where I will be.
00:54:30I'm spending the night in the shaggy creek woods.
00:54:52It's not something I want to do.
00:54:54It's not something I'm terrified to do.
00:55:02Which means it's exactly where I'm meant to be.
00:55:13Love, Scotty.
00:55:16Pretty good, better for a 12-year-old.
00:55:18Yeah.
00:55:20You okay?
00:55:22Yeah.
00:55:22Yeah, I mean, it's just the worst, yeah?
00:55:27It's like two minutes away, right?
00:55:30Yeah.
00:55:31He's gonna be fine.
00:55:33Yeah.
00:55:34What's the worst that could happen?
00:55:35Yeah.
00:55:52What?
00:56:05Hello?
00:56:19Hello?
00:56:21Whoa, Scott.
00:56:36Haley, what are you doing here?
00:56:39You could have killed me.
00:56:41Sorry.
00:56:41Did you get my text?
00:56:44The one where you called me a wimp?
00:56:45No, Scott.
00:56:46The one after that, where I explained Zach stole my phone and that I was sneaking out to come help you.
00:56:53Um...
00:56:53Zach wanted to make sure you were coming tonight.
00:56:55Now I know he's gonna prank you.
00:56:57Decorative sleigh bells.
00:57:00We tie these to your paracord and run it around the camp with a hoop and bowline every four feet.
00:57:06If anything approaches, it'll get wrapped up and we'll hear the bells ring.
00:57:09Just enough time to get a photo and the joke will be on him.
00:57:12Everyone at school will know what he did, including my parents.
00:57:15He'll not be filled with his character choices.
00:57:17So, you don't think I'm a wimp?
00:57:21No, Scott.
00:57:22But don't let it go to your head.
00:57:25Pride comes before the fall.
00:57:27Right.
00:57:33Come on, we're running out of time.
00:57:47Come on, we're running out of time.
00:58:17Are you sure he's coming?
00:58:22Even in this?
00:58:25Pretty sure.
00:58:28We should probably get inside because of the rain.
00:58:35Yeah.
00:58:47Come on, wake up.
00:59:15What?
00:59:17What?
00:59:21One, two, three.
00:59:35Where'd he go?
00:59:36I don't know.
00:59:38I don't know.
00:59:39I don't know.
00:59:39I don't know.
00:59:45What is that?
00:59:50Zach, is that you?
00:59:55Well, look who it is.
00:59:57Okay, Zach. We caught you.
01:00:00You can give it up now.
01:00:02Wow, he's really committed to the performance.
01:00:05You have no idea.
01:00:06Zach takes his pranks very seriously.
01:00:10Your little suit isn't very intimidating from this angle.
01:00:15Zach?
01:00:27Zach?
01:00:30What are you doing here?
01:00:32Wow, I was sure that one was you.
01:00:35Pretty impressive for Brent.
01:00:36Brent? What are you talking about?
01:00:40He's a wimp. He wouldn't come.
01:00:42And I would have had you both freaked if I didn't trip.
01:00:46You would not.
01:00:47Guys!
01:00:48That's not Brent.
01:00:51What is that?
01:00:57I think it's a baby.
01:01:03Ugh.
01:01:05Is that a skunk?
01:01:06It's no skunk.
01:01:07Hey.
01:01:10Where are you?
01:01:11Zach, don't touch it!
01:01:12What?
01:01:13You guys are scared of this thing?
01:01:14Zach, don't!
01:01:15Stop it!
01:01:19If that's a baby...
01:01:21Then there's a mama.
01:01:22What?
01:01:23You think the wildman is a...
01:01:25Mama!
01:01:26Mom!
01:01:56Hey!
01:02:03Let him go!
01:02:12No!
01:02:26Scott, no!
01:02:39Guys, just go!
01:02:53Let me die!
01:02:55Come on!
01:02:56I'm not a martyr, Zachary!
01:02:57We're not leaving you!
01:03:22What are you doing?
01:03:25God, hurry!
01:03:26God, watch out!
01:03:27God, watch out!
01:03:31God, hurry!
01:03:32God, watch out!
01:03:33God, watch out!
01:03:37God, hurry!
01:03:38God, watch out!
01:03:39God, watch out!
01:03:44God, watch out!
01:03:45God, watch out!
01:03:46God, watch out!
01:03:49God, watch out!
01:03:51God, watch out!
01:03:52God, watch out!
01:03:53God, watch out!
01:03:55God!
01:03:58God, watch out!
01:04:01Oh, my God.
01:04:31Well, I'm pretty sure there's a wild man.
01:04:59I'm pretty sure I peed myself.
01:05:02Crow's sack.
01:05:24Hey.
01:05:25Hey, buddy.
01:05:27Hi.
01:05:29Quite the party you got out here, huh?
01:05:32Yeah.
01:05:33We saw it, Mom.
01:05:37What?
01:05:38Oh, oh.
01:05:39The skunk.
01:05:42The skunk.
01:05:44Sure.
01:05:46Was it fierce?
01:05:48You have no idea.
01:05:51Mom, I'm glad you lived a tell the tale.
01:05:54I love you, Mom.
01:05:55I love you, Mom.
01:05:56I love you, too, buddy.
01:06:00I love you, too, buddy.
01:06:01Okay.
01:06:02Good surprise.
01:06:03Yeah.
01:06:04What took you guys so long?
01:06:05Yeah.
01:06:06It's a long story.
01:06:07So, no, sunrise selfie from the wind.
01:06:10Hey, don't call him that.
01:06:11I love you, buddy.
01:06:12I love you, too, buddy.
01:06:13I love you, too, buddy.
01:06:14I love you, too, buddy.
01:06:15Okay.
01:06:16Good surprise.
01:06:17Okay.
01:06:18Good surprise.
01:06:19Okay.
01:06:20Good surprise.
01:06:21Okay.
01:06:22What took you guys so long?
01:06:23Yeah.
01:06:24It's a long story.
01:06:25So, no, sunrise selfie from the wind.
01:06:26Hey, don't call him that.
01:06:27What?
01:06:28He's no wind.
01:06:29He's a wild man.
01:06:30Have a good day, buddy.
01:06:31Peace, Mom.
01:06:32Are you telling me Scott is the wild man of Shaggy Creek?
01:06:35No.
01:06:36No.
01:06:37Oh.
01:06:38Oh.
01:06:39What?
01:06:40He's no wind.
01:06:41He's a wild man.
01:06:42Have a good day, buddy.
01:06:43Peace, Mom.
01:06:45Are you telling me Scott is the wild man of Shaggy Creek?
01:06:52No.
01:06:53Oh.
01:06:54Sorry.
01:06:56What's up, Scott?
01:06:59Hey, guys.
01:07:01Good to see you.
01:07:02what's up scott hey guys good to see you likewise
01:07:15hey tacos yes all right we've got steak chicken veggie we got chips salsa and
01:07:23no guac i don't believe it oh i think we'll survive you know i think we will too
01:07:28hmm well if only we could all agree on a movie oh hey double worst problem i don't like superhero
01:07:34movies do we have anything from the criterion collection uh no but we do have crocodile
01:07:40dundee sound good what is crocodile dum d guys guys i got it teenage mutant ninja turtles ninja
01:07:49mayhem i don't really do horror uh well what about a peter weir film
01:07:56yeah let's do a peter weird film
01:08:06what i'm not deaf this guy who's peter weird
01:08:26is
01:08:32so
01:09:06Hey, Liv.
01:09:33Hey.
01:09:33What's up, bro?
01:09:34I'm sorry that I didn't call you sooner.
01:09:37It's all good, man.
01:09:38At least you're okay, right?
01:09:40What you been up to?
01:09:41Bro, so many things.
01:09:43Bro, I got one hiccup of a story to tell you.
01:09:45All right, wait.
01:09:46Let me hear it.
01:09:47All right.
01:09:47So, bro, I moved to this new house, which is kind of crazy.
01:09:52And, like, they have these sick woods.
01:09:54What's up, bro, I got one hiccup of a story to tell you, what's up, bro, I got one hiccup of a story to tell you, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up.
01:11:37I'm sorry, I forgot my line, I blanked.
01:12:06It only comes out, it comes out.
01:12:12Whatever.
01:12:17The move's going great.
01:12:19Scott, did you want me to pick you up from school or do you want to take the woods again?
01:12:23Take the woods?
01:12:25Didn't I say to let the fire burn out?
01:12:31But no, you just had to fan the flame.
01:12:36I completely missed the bag.
01:12:39I thought that I was a bag.
01:12:42That's someone's line.
01:12:51I thought it was him and then me and then him and then you and then she says something.
01:12:57That's what I thought it was.
01:12:59I love this more than my child.
01:13:03But I have to at least pretend sometimes, you know.
01:13:06I'm not scared of the woods.
01:13:08You should be, it killed a kid.
01:13:10That was Zach.
01:13:12Zach did not kill a kid.
01:13:14I'm sorry.
01:13:16Yeah.
01:13:17Oh no.
01:13:18Ricky B.
01:13:19Free.
01:13:20Give me a light.
01:13:22Give me a rose.
01:13:23Give me a rose.
01:13:24Give me a rose.
01:13:31Um.
01:13:32I think he impressed.
01:13:33I knew you had pretty much.
01:13:34This is the point.
01:13:35I visionotion.
01:13:36Ofائज mm ...
01:13:37Your eyes.
01:13:38Good esses.
01:13:39I know.
01:13:40My eyes.
01:13:41You could put the voc Gods in the head and go back.
01:13:43I rode down in the head.
01:13:45You could see my eyes.
01:13:46I watched which is primordial.