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00:00:00I got eyes on target but the distance is 4,000 meters that's too far let's abort I'll make the
00:00:21shot one's light I raised by 3.4 mil shift MLA by 0.7 Carl this isn't about the wind you only
00:00:27get one shot miss and you'll give away our position one shot one kill
00:00:44holy mother of God you made it 4,000 meters you just set a new world record man
00:00:51I'll call you the king of guns for nothing K.O.G. you know I'm not in it for the
00:00:56fancy titles so what's next now that your last missions over spent my entire life
00:01:04in the service once this uniform comes off I just want to get back to my gun range
00:01:08my daughter my grandkid just make up for all the time that we got lost don't
00:01:14worry I'll miss you too buddy
00:01:26today we honor a national hero a sniper who's defended our democracy saved countless lives and struck fear in our enemies he now holds the record for the longest confirmed kill shot in history
00:01:56the legendary king of guns and now president Bradford will present our hero with the medal of honor
00:02:08thank you thank you but please save your applause for our hero this is his first public appearance please welcome the legendary marksman the king of guns
00:02:23all they talk about are the records that I've broken no one remembers you the man who died to make it happen I'm done Lewis I swear that my gun will never draw blood again
00:02:36all they talk about are the records i've broken no one remembers you the man who died to make it
00:02:46happen i'm done lewis i swear that my gun will never draw blood again for now on i'll protect
00:02:54your family with my life you can rest in peace breaking news seconds before he is to receive
00:03:03the medal of honor the king of guns has vanished
00:03:14carl can you check the gun apart for me again not today kiddo promised your mom i'd do animal inventory
00:03:20i inspected the new guns the checklist is on your desk thanks great work carl
00:03:28what the hell
00:03:33fucking shit why is my ex-husband here
00:03:41why does this dog shit range not have anything other than broken down
00:03:43shit
00:03:47benny what are you doing here what can't come by and say hello to my beautiful wife and maybe get a
00:03:52little hug from my daughter hey rebecca just stop okay we're divorced we've been divorced for years
00:03:58oh and you haven't changed one bit still such a fucking buzzkill
00:04:05hey baby girl i know that you missed your daddy right
00:04:14just an ungrateful spoiled little freaking brat just like her mother huh
00:04:20oh and look at you two only a couple years divorced and you're already shacking it up the local handyman
00:04:25god your standards have really hit rock bottom huh carl is my employee nothing more yeah besides i
00:04:31told you a million times i'm not paying your gambling debts now i know you got a little stash of money
00:04:36that's why you gave up on the alamo so just do the right fucking thing for giving my share no
00:04:40actually i didn't take your money because i don't want a piece of like you near my daughter well then
00:04:43just pay up or i'll just show up here every day hell maybe call in for a few safety violations get the
00:04:48cops breathing down your neck and we'll see how long you last in this business probably not very
00:04:51fucking long you're not getting sent from me all right well hey rebecca honey how about daddy comes
00:04:57and picks you up from school every day now so we can get a lot more father-daughter bonding time
00:05:01all right let's have my daughter see what happens hey janey baby looks like you got some boldness to
00:05:09you now what are you gonna do shoot me in front of your baby girl here okay put the gun down that's
00:05:16what he wants and let him get you come on janey you know i'm a b-class sharpshooter i mean you can see
00:05:21by the look in your eyes right now that you're not going to pull that trigger you sure about those odds
00:05:32well i am a betting man
00:05:34jane hey dad don't you fucking move all right you stay right there money now listen baby girl tell
00:05:43daddy where the stash of money is i don't know well then daddy will give you a little push i want you
00:05:49to think very clearly now all right don't hurt my money then just tell me where the money is sweetheart
00:06:04was he aiming for the trigger i mean the precision
00:06:21hey you're okay i got you
00:06:23what you just try to fucking shoot me well well i got news for you pal i'm fucking missed i was
00:06:35trying to shoot you you'd be dead you think you scare me everybody here knows that i'm a b-class
00:06:41ranked shooter you don't scare me at all what's it gonna take for you to leave let's do this the old
00:06:45school way see this gun i challenge you to an assembly contest the first one to disassemble
00:06:51and reassemble this gun and shoot first wins if you win i'll leave if i win then you cut off that
00:06:56finger that you just used to pull the trigger deal no carl you can't he's professionally trained well
00:07:01then baby just fork over the money janey that's all you gotta do it's okay mommy carl's got this
00:07:07rules are simple disassemble then reassemble first the fire wins
00:07:24on your mark consent
00:07:30go
00:07:37you're mad genius
00:08:04what are you telling me that gun's loaded you lost that's impossible all right i'm a b-class
00:08:09sharpshooter you're a handyman you're telling me
00:08:16i know that move my dad taught me that trick why does he know it
00:08:21carl you're so cool you're my hero you know what i'm sick of your
00:08:25shit you little brat
00:08:36hey hey listen to me very carefully you touch them again and i'll make you suffer in ways that you can't
00:08:41imagine over and over until you beg me to end it
00:08:46you don't want me to step closer to them ever again fine i won't come near him again
00:08:50walk away from me
00:08:59hey are you hurt carl you're awesome
00:09:04my gosh i i don't even want to think about what would have happened if you weren't here
00:09:07you're bleeding oh no i'm i'm fine seriously it's okay i'll get you a bandage
00:09:14uh thank you hey baby why don't you go inside while carl helps mommy okay okay okay i love you
00:09:21i love you it's not so bad good
00:09:42hey is there something you're not telling me
00:09:45it's just that jane this reference pulling up the chris redford coached on the national
00:09:53shooting team come on cap now's your shot to impress him this is chris redford we're talking
00:09:57about here he's an a-class sharpshooter and there's only a hundred people in the world on
00:10:01his level can you imagine being that good it is always someone better now even among all of these
00:10:05elite sharpshooters you don't find a better job than the king against he's the best in the world
00:10:08there's no competition do your best today okay but just remember this is a chance to learn from
00:10:12one of the greats chris redford that second-rate lieutenant stuck on gun maintenance duty he's
00:10:16coaching the national shooting team oh hey um don't leave yet look today is huge for us if mr
00:10:23redford can endorse us we'll be golden so stick around in case case what this loser jade i honestly
00:10:29don't understand why you insist on keeping him around jane he's only been with us for a year and
00:10:33today is huge i mean we can't afford to take that risk yeah he's good at sweeping floors and cleaning
00:10:37barrels but that's it let's leave it to the professionals just stop being condescending okay
00:10:42carl's one of us and plus he could use the experience so be nice all right go get ready
00:10:47i'm gonna go show coach redford around just remember if we can impress him this will be huge for us
00:10:51hey game
00:10:55know your place handyman don't even think about making a scene keep your head on straight
00:10:59if you want to shoot straight i'm a problem i don't need this from a handyman stay in your lane
00:11:02you think you know more than our captain you haven't even taken a shot around here and nobody like you
00:11:07might not get it but this is a big deal for us you better not mess up
00:11:12this is alex captain of our shooting club he's the best shot we got
00:11:24watch it later handyman
00:11:36not bad good shot great accuracy dines all around you really are our best i'm a professional i'm like
00:11:50someone who probably can't hit the target captain show him who's boss yeah watch him there loser
00:12:09you're up handyman fix this piece of junk go on handyman it's your time to shine shine
00:12:22shine look at how dirty his hands are all he's shining our guns these days
00:12:33isn't carl the coolest sure if you're six
00:12:39so quickly no there's no way you can fix anything and where's the scope don't be fooled by his little
00:12:45party tricks kid hey it'll jam again soon give it three shots pops hey uh carl maybe just like
00:12:51double check one more time i don't want to feel angry right now why don't you take a few shots
00:12:55first get past three and i'll take it you're not gonna batter it's me
00:13:04no scope i want you to get 50 meters you think you hit anything this range
00:13:21what's the book did you see the bullseye
00:13:30raw
00:13:35there no james lucky shot i mean he whipped the last three anyway his stance and posture i mean he's
00:13:49definitely been professionally trained he's been here for a whole year now i never noticed was that
00:13:55really just a lucky shot how dare you waste bullets and mr redford's precious time redford he's just a
00:14:01handyman helping at the range i mean we'd never make a mistake like this
00:14:06only a dump like this would hire such clowns but hey guess that's all you can afford
00:14:13oh mr redford what a shame he came all this way for a circus act is this really the best your shooting
00:14:21club has to offer please you're not welcome here matthew wow jane you've really turned this place into a
00:14:32dump my brother lewis were still around he'd be disappointed my father was a hero you keep his name
00:14:39out of your mouth what are you doing here i'm here to honor my poor brother the fallen hero and to see
00:14:47what this scrappy little shooting range is worth i'm not selling it so you can just go i'm not the one
00:14:52that's going to be leaving this is the loan your father took to build this shooting range putting the
00:14:59land up as collateral you've been making all the minimum payments for the years but the interest just
00:15:05keeps going up well that's none of your business i bought out the bank and financed you which makes
00:15:12me your new creditor you fucking asshole this place was my father's pride and joy and i would go bankrupt
00:15:17before selling it to you one word for me and this plot of land will be up for auction this range will be
00:15:24mine you and your nobodies can pack up your things and get lost matthew i mean how can you do this to us
00:15:31you know how hard my father oh come on don't say your uncle never gave you a shot with those redford
00:15:37here what do you say we settle this with a little contest what do you want you win the range is yours
00:15:43to keep i'll even fund a renovation you lose shooting range is mine forever
00:15:55deal then it's settled
00:15:57if we lose are we gonna get kicked out don't worry sweetie it's not gonna happen don't back down now
00:16:04jane mr rector as coach of the national team we'd be honored to have you judge our little contest
00:16:13don't worry mommy we've got carl it just slows down
00:16:33oh
00:16:33oh
00:16:37inspectors the best of three first round is trap shooting 15 clay pigeons total any weapon of your
00:16:42choosing will provide 15 bullets first person to hit the most targets in the least amount of time
00:16:47wins oh we got the first round in the back captain alitz here once held the state record for trap shooting
00:16:55that's nate foster he's a b-class sharpshooter he's just a cowboy what's the big deal
00:16:59jane made this first round for me yeah you'll definitely win this okay guys even though he's
00:17:03only a b-class sharpshooter he's beaten a class gunman and clay pigeon shooting twice
00:17:07two a-class shooters he has a specialty and it's trap shooting
00:17:15maybe we can use him to test the waters round one carl you're up
00:17:20andy man he's on the team shouldn't we be sending our captain out there jake he's good at polishing
00:17:29guns not shooting them come on everything's on the line here he's probably gonna freak out this
00:17:34pants or something jake are you serious sending a worthless nobody but you got nothing but losers
00:17:39on your team nate was just my warm-up i haven't even shown you the ace up my sleeve nate foster is
00:17:46just a warm-up he's better than semi-class shooters don't you get it when that nobody loses jane will
00:17:51say it's because your guy's just a handyman she's already looking for excuses good thing your daddy
00:17:57isn't around to watch you run his shooting range into the ground will you shoot for us
00:18:06jane let me do this look we need to be careful see what makes level is so just stop complaining
00:18:11and watch us every move oh that's her plan jane thinks i'm too good to go up against the warm-up
00:18:16guy that loser really thinks jane believes in him hi all right y'all really sending that handyman
00:18:25hey handyman not everyone gets a chance to lose to a b-class sharp shooter consider it an honor
00:18:29maybe he'll finally see us as the real gun slayers we are it's just gun polishing grunt
00:18:33does he believe he's got a hot shot jane are you sure i mean your opponent is a b-class shooter i've made
00:18:39my choice all right contestants choose your weapon he's actually going up there i can't tell if he's
00:18:46brave or just stupid i didn't come here to pick on something really especially grunt like you not
00:18:58even fit enough to polish my guns so you go ahead princess you can pick first
00:19:10what the shotgun is sitting right there and he's picking handguns probably because he doesn't know
00:19:15how to use a shotgun that losers must embarrass us all especially your mommy oh no was i wrong to choose
00:19:22him nice i thought this was going to be a boring snooze fest luckily you brought us a clown to keep
00:19:29us laughing girl what's going on in that head of yours say it ain't so i'm really not going to pick
00:19:35that shotgun there huh too loud for the fragile ears ears yeah for something this easy shotgun's overkill
00:19:44oh don't say i didn't warn you look here i'm down tonight imagine how ugly it'd be if i had both huh
00:19:50nate foster slow to make ready
00:20:04and that was nate foster 15 out of 15 just under 20 seconds 15 in 20 seconds didn't he forget that
00:20:23bullet no he did it on purpose he even set aside a bullet to kill two birds with one shot he's a b
00:20:29class shooter no way that's an a class performance if i've never seen one he's doing it to mess with
00:20:33carl he's trying to like frazzle him either way carl doesn't have a chance there a souvenir for you
00:20:39to remember by something to remember the day you got destroyed or better yet blow your brains out
00:20:45after you're drowning in shame huh
00:20:50carl you're up
00:20:57nate foster is on another level at this point all he can do is save himself to the embarrassment
00:21:03no no no let him try i can't wait to see me get a ship's back then act all high and mighty for way
00:21:08too long about how to cut you down to size you do have to see for what you really are a worthless
00:21:12handyman not too late to switch guns there partner i'll even turn to fly and die can't just tell carl
00:21:17a fork he's done enough already i'll put the team in my back over the next round maybe i'm asking too much
00:21:21of him carl can do it i believe in him would you look at that he has a little fan mommy should have
00:21:31taught you to not trust bad men carl wouldn't lie on me he's not a bad man you are 17. what's that supposed to mean
00:21:45that's a loser that is mine what's he covering his eyes for
00:22:01what's he covering his eyes for what's he covering his eyes for what too much of a whip to watch
00:22:14himself fail yeah you gotta cover his tears he's just being petty nate did it with one eye so he's
00:22:19gotta do it with zero that way if he gets lucky it hits a few he can keep up this pathetic little act
00:22:23exactly if he loses he can just blame it on not being able to see it's the perfect excuse
00:22:27maybe he's not as dumb as he looks he's got it all planned out
00:22:34you hit it
00:22:3415 out of 15 17 seconds what the did i just say 17 seconds that's what he broke down there in the
00:22:52ground he predicted his own score and he didn't blindfold it how'd he do that did he do it by ear
00:22:59who is this guy and the round one winner is carl
00:23:0917 seconds just like you asked i knew you could do it you can do it in 17 seconds
00:23:19oh my god carl you actually did it well he sets the traps here you know he's got path those pigeons
00:23:24take i mean how hard could it be to memorize trajectory and timing yeah he just went with
00:23:29a cheap trick not actual skill what the was that just now huh i spent a damn fortune to hire you sir
00:23:35he's how did i know that the handyman was gonna be a damn crack shot all right hey how'd you do that
00:23:39save your excuses all right go back to your ranch and shovel horse shit all right i'm done playing nice
00:23:47time for the big guns
00:23:55ms fisher it is an honor
00:23:59i'll be damned ain't that the black widow
00:24:02rachel fisher right sure it looked like it i heard she shot at first and second husband's dead
00:24:06inherited their fortunes and still got a huge insurance pay off the boot
00:24:09holy shit how'd you get away with that both cases were ruled self-defense justifiable homicide
00:24:14lord knows how she managed to swing that so anyone want to play
00:24:23all right now the stakes have been raised it's time to get the captain on out there
00:24:28hear that our captain's gonna win with pure talent not some overplayed carnival trick true
00:24:33marksman doesn't rely on flashy stunts like shooting blindfolded it's all about keeping a calm
00:24:37heart and a steady hand take notes bud that's how the real sharpshooters do it
00:24:44i don't know if you can't handle a rifle with a body like that wouldn't you like to know do you
00:24:52even know who you're up against man trust me i'm not like those two ex-husbands of hers this little
00:24:59femme fatale gimmick ain't gonna work on me really then what if i told you she's the secret partner of
00:25:06the king of guns since when did i have a partner finger guns has a partner a woman wait matthew did
00:25:17she really train with the king of guns of course she did she just about mastered everything he's
00:25:21capable of which means soon the king of guns title will be hers jane you think matthew's bluffing matthew's
00:25:30big time arms dealer i mean he has pentagon contracts and ties to the black market but even
00:25:35he wouldn't throw around the king of guns name recklessly i don't think so you're saying it's
00:25:38true so what she's still just a chick hey watch yourself it is an honor to have the king of guns
00:25:43ace partner at our shooting range okay miss fisher welcome to my gun range now that you know who i am
00:25:50gonna waste my time forfeit one of the king of guns trademark moves is hitting targets that are
00:25:58blocked by obstacles no one's ever figured out how he's pulled it off can you do this
00:26:06that's just some dumb urban legend how the hell do you hit a target blocked by an obstacle i could show
00:26:11you but i don't think this crowd is ready for such an entertaining show well suit yourself but if you
00:26:16really are the ace partner of the king of guns you're gonna have to prove it for round two it'll
00:26:21come down to one shot the challenge for round two is to hit that target over 500 feet away any weapon
00:26:27of your choosing no scope no sights high score wins i mean i mean that's basically a toss how is it even
00:26:35possible to hit that target from here they get one chance to shoot without a sight from this far out
00:26:40forget a bullseye there are a class sharp shooters who couldn't get anywhere near that
00:26:44looks like you want to see the king of guns signature shot there's only two ways to hit the
00:26:49bullseye number one choose a high caliber rifle that's so strong it'll punch through the tires and
00:26:54hit the bullseye and number two is the king of guns signature shot well if you're lucky maybe i'll
00:26:59go with number two if you're going to forfeit do it now once you see what i've got up my sleeve
00:27:05you'll be out of time
00:27:08give me a break you'd be lucky if you hit the target at all
00:27:10the last person who said that to me got a bullet to the head
00:27:17well ladies first hey don't underestimate her we can't afford to lose right now
00:27:23come on look at her it's gonna snap from the recoil if i just hit the target we'll be golden
00:27:33men always thinking with their other head
00:27:40what the fuck she hit it looks like she really did learn from the king of guns holy smokes she
00:27:57actually did the bullet ricocheted in the perfect spot i mean that's not luck any error in angular
00:28:01velocity she would have missed it i mean that's that's insane i can't believe i just saw the king
00:28:05a gun's trick shot in person i thought it was a myth it's a shame i really thought she might be
00:28:10the one to figure out my signature shot captain do we still have a shot
00:28:17i could be a good sport let you all have a chance but we all know who's gonna win
00:28:22nobody else in this branch can hit that target we should just forfeit look you're the best shot
00:28:30in town if you're gonna go down at least go down swinging don't you get it this is
00:28:34fucking impossible if i use the high caliber rifle to pierce the tire the accuracy would
00:28:37still be way off i'd be lucky to land a nine if you're going to forfeit just do it already
00:28:41i've got a full body spa session to go to really none of you stand a chance against the black widow
00:28:47face the facts jane there's no point in even trying now just sign the paper and hand the
00:28:54range over to me guys the range is done for we should see if matthew will take us in wait
00:28:58wait watch what you're saying jane's standing right here she's about to get kicked out if we
00:29:01want to save our own skins we have to side with the winning team i'm sorry sweetie tried to hold on
00:29:11to grandpa's gun range as long as i could i guess fate had a different plan well you should probably go
00:29:16with him too matthew might let you keep your job no mommy you know how that lady said she's the
00:29:23partner to the king of guns well i think i know who the king of guns is it's him oh don't be silly
00:29:32why would the king of guns be working at our gun range but i just know it's carl
00:29:35don't give up yet so i haven't taken my shot
00:29:45him again there's got to be more to this guy that meets the eye
00:29:51oh wow look at you mr handyman you gonna beat me with that little pistol
00:29:55that's the plan can you even see the target we hit a 10. oh you think you could pierce those
00:30:03tires and hit that bullseye with a nine millimeter colored bullet mr valentine this handyman's always
00:30:08struck around like some bigwig yeah he knows a couple flashy tricks but that's it if jane hadn't
00:30:12given the job here out of pity he'd be rotting on the streets yeah he won that last round with
00:30:16the stupid trick and say anyone see how nice he's been to rebecca bet it's because he's trying to hit on
00:30:20her mom something's not right here holy mother of god
00:30:46he must have shot the last three bullets through the first bullet hole
00:30:50it looks like it's time for this hero to come save the day time to watch this clown make an
00:30:57absolute fool of himself hey someone record this this is gonna make an amazing blooper reel what an
00:31:03idiot carl i don't no mommy you have to trust carl he's the king of guns
00:31:10that is the funniest thing i have ever heard if he's the king of guns and i'm the second coming of
00:31:21christ you're being silly king of guns kiddo you might want to close your eyes your idol's about to
00:31:27go from hero to zero real quick is he really going through with this what a weirdo seriously he's just
00:31:34dragging this out and wasting all our damn time the black widow personally mentored with the king of guns
00:31:39this school might as well be shooting from across the pacific ocean this will be good
00:31:44i believe in you carl
00:31:49contestant two make ready
00:31:54pay attention you're only gonna see this once what you did that wasn't the king of guns signature shot
00:31:58that's impossible the extreme momentum and spin made that bullet curve this this is the real deal a
00:32:12legendary shot like that can only be made by the king of guns and all that you were saying earlier
00:32:29was wrong he hit every bullseye every single time so perfectly that the other three shots went right
00:32:34through the same hole didn't even leave a mark move like that could it be are you now that composure
00:32:45the skill this man right here he's the real king of guns yay i knew it carl's the king of guns no it
00:32:51has to be this is the king of guns the round two winner is carl be king of guns he's the real king of
00:32:57guns oh no i just embarrassed myself in front of your goat the king of guns has returned i finally
00:33:05found him what would the king of guns be doing here of all places i never would have thought that
00:33:09that was him he was just some candy man a second ago what if this is just one of his dirty tricks
00:33:14no but who else besides the king of guns could curve a bullet i'm so sorry sir i i had no idea you were
00:33:21the real king of guns i should have never claimed to be your partner all i dreamed of is training under
00:33:26you i'll do anything that disgusting bitch how dare she use his reputation for her own personal gang
00:33:33useless fraud i can't believe i fell for your lies mark my words you will pay the price
00:33:39mr king of guns i have been looking for you for ages i'm not the king of guns you're not then how
00:33:47the hell did you do that it's a lucky shot i guess hey uh mr king of guns please work with me i'll
00:33:54agree to whatever terms you set i told you i'm not the king of guns you won both rounds it's time
00:34:00for you to leave yes yes yes of course um you call me anytime and as we agreed i will never touch this
00:34:08so you and my dad were army buddies huh and uh you're saying that he died because of you
00:34:27yeah it's true if i'd have listened to head more position might not have been exposed why are you
00:34:35telling me this now do you expect me to be like grateful for everything you've done around here
00:34:40since you died or are you asking for i don't know like forgiveness i just thought that you should know
00:34:45the truth oh the truth well the truth is it might have died saving you look at you hiding from your
00:34:55whole like king of guns identity wasting away at my gun range are you just helping me to make yourself
00:35:01feel like less guilty to try and fulfill some sort of like sick twisted savior complex jane i'm sorry
00:35:07no apologizing isn't gonna bring him back i could choose it would be me instead of him do you really
00:35:13think that saying that is gonna make me feel any better carl my dad is dead and nothing you can do
00:35:19is gonna change that jane jane listen to me i know i'm not him he's a better man than i will ever be
00:35:24but supporting you and rebecca protecting the shooting range it is everything to me it's what lewis
00:35:29won't you shut up okay okay okay fine i'm sorry i never want to see you again
00:35:47so what's next now that your last mission's over
00:35:52spend my entire life in the service once this uniform comes off i just want to get back to my gun range
00:35:57my daughter my grandkid you just had a new world record man i don't call you the king of guns for
00:36:02nothing hey oh jeez i will treasure this pistol as a token of our friendship
00:36:15hey i love you guys but you ever try and leave me again you're not gonna be so nice
00:36:19hey carl check it out man your video of your trick shot went viral it's got over 100 million views
00:36:28carl where are you going i'm just taking a vacation for a little little guy
00:36:32carl when are you gonna come back
00:36:37i just wanted to say thank you for helping us keep our range it's the least i could do mommy and
00:36:42i will be waiting for you while you're gone and when you come back please be my daddy
00:36:50and when you come back please be my daddy
00:36:54uh don't say that well carl's the daddy that i've always wanted hey hey hey okay
00:37:00you got a pinky promise me that you'll listen to your mommy while i'm gone okay
00:37:17so where's this famous handyman sharpshooter at
00:37:19you're carl i'm hank and i'm here to invite you to join our organization the one the one like
00:37:31the deadliest team of assassins in the world so you've heard of us listen my people can get you
00:37:36anything you need resources connections weapons and not to mention cold hard cash think of this as an
00:37:45appetizer a little show of sincerity once you're one of us you'll make a fortune off of every shot
00:37:50you take i'm talking more money than you can count thanks but my days of shooting the killer over
00:37:59what's the point of guns if not to kill and you're going to waste your talent
00:38:01blink and steal at some back-ass shooting range i made myself clear years ago i swore my gun would
00:38:07never draw blood again and that is a promise i intend to keep now please leave and what is not
00:38:12enough money don't be shy my man any price it's always about the money
00:38:22you want more still not enough hey stop leave my property immediately this is a stand your ground
00:38:27state and i swear to god i will shoot you hey good looking this handyman your boyfriend or what you
00:38:32looking after your sweetheart don't test me
00:38:37not bad decent reflexes but there's something you should know i've got five snipers stationed in the area
00:38:42you pull that trigger you your boyfriend your little girl everybody at this range is dead
00:38:47before you can even blink jane take it easy come on show me what you're made of you think you can
00:38:53protect them jane all right all right enough with the choking you thought i brought snipers i was
00:39:06bluffing you idiot said you're gonna never shed blood again fine i guess you just have to watch while the
00:39:13people you love most suffer listen i just work here this has nothing to do with you think i don't know
00:39:24that i'm just showing you what happens when people get in my way
00:39:38it's okay mommy's okay carl just accept this offer you're gonna get us all killed
00:39:42oh just shut up carl please just say yes what's the point of your whole pacifist
00:39:46activity that's gonna end with us now you're gonna pull our own blood good point don't you think
00:39:50i'll count it down for you let's see how many shots it takes for you to crack that's enough
00:39:53looks like you finally got the message except wait aren't you just some guy who works here
00:39:57or don't these people mean nothing to you i'll start with the one who's already bleeding out and
00:40:01this time i'm not aiming at her leg i said enough let them go i'll join your organization
00:40:11oh how sweet our noble hero can't bear to see his lover in pain didn't hit any major
00:40:16early days let's get your leadership okay hey whoa whoa whoa not so fast did i say you could join
00:40:21yet what more do you want you see now it's your turn to beg me i might consider letting you in you
00:40:26had your chance to say yes when i was still asking nicely but now i'm gonna make you get on your knees
00:40:30and beg me like a little you do that and i might consider letting you in you're way out of line do
00:40:36you have any idea who you're threatening right now what's that oh please tell me by all means he's
00:40:40the best shot in the world he's the king of guns do you think anybody else would be able to
00:40:43curb a bullet like you saw in that video boss this bitch seems serious maybe we should check the
00:40:52intel look at these ignorant clowns floating around their silly conspiracy theories not a
00:40:56fucking clue how the world really works let me let you dummies in on a little secret the king of guns
00:41:02dropped off the map a year ago because he was killed what yup shot in the head one year ago during
00:41:07operation maple leaf carl operation maple leaf that sniper it was one of them i knew it it was
00:41:15not like carl was actually the king of guns that was not some big lie now we're all gonna die because
00:41:18this loser messed with the wrong guys shut up now is not time for your whining we're all gonna die
00:41:24carl think about us now rebecca you can't drag us down with you like this
00:41:31please i'm begging you i'll join the one just let them go what was that i don't know it didn't really
00:41:37sound like you mean it hey hey it's okay everything's gonna be okay
00:41:48come on put some real feeling into it say it louder
00:41:53listen kid whoever the your daddy is right now he's nothing but the dirt beneath my shoes
00:41:57better get to begging or make sure that annoying little brat never speaks again
00:42:01please i'm begging you please let me join your organization this is your king of guns
00:42:07this is the noble hero who swore never shed blood all i see in front of me is a spineless coward
00:42:13come on round of applause for our newest recruit you fucking bastard
00:42:26now it's time for your initiation
00:42:30hey you know we spent the fortune on you what's wrong with a little trial run i don't know if that
00:42:34video was real or ai bullshit what the hell do you want hey don't be a baby this is the last test i
00:42:39promise we'll be working together real soon seeing is believing i want to watch you curve the bullet
00:42:44with my own eyes one shot and you let them go yup that's all it takes i want to make things a little
00:42:50bit more exciting i want to see you curve the bullet around your woman and hit him
00:42:54what the fuck why me no get off of me i can tell you hate his guts just think of it as a sign on
00:43:06boss girl don't do this well have you lost your mind a human like for your silly little game i mean
00:43:12aren't you the king of guns it should be easy to land a shot that won't even kill him although i
00:43:15wouldn't mind seeing his head get blown off i don't give a fuck
00:43:26i can't i knew it i knew that video was just an ai bullshit what are you waiting for beat him up
00:43:56oh check this out fancy revolver oh wow look at this fucking thing jesus
00:44:14what is this
00:44:17what are you a washed up vet is that why you're too chicken to pull the trigger you got ptsd or something
00:44:21i can't get that back that's my eyes oh so it's important huh what that gives me an idea
00:44:41rebecca
00:44:41you know i like this gun it's not bad i think i'll be keeping it you know everybody who's tried
00:44:54to fool me is dead right i think i'll take it easy on you so you have time to regret your silly little
00:45:02oath
00:45:12what did the doctor say she had a concussion and a broken rap from the head how could somebody do this
00:45:18to a kid hey baby daddy mommy is that you yeah yeah daddy mommy are here how are you feeling
00:45:32hurts daddy hurts mommy hurts too i have to protect them we're okay rebecca rebecca it's just the painkillers
00:45:44he's kicking in she's okay just let her get someone else okay
00:45:57mr smith welcome bring jean today i had heard you were scouting out a new crew
00:46:03i picked up this sweet little piece today i want to get personalized scrub clean of any old marks
00:46:21this gun get rid of the numbers it's in the eye new grip
00:46:25and you make sure my name is the only one that's left on there got it yes i understand it it's just
00:46:35this gun appears to be unique for a special case like this i'd have to talk to my boss mr valentine
00:46:42well get to it don't waste my time
00:46:49you heard me make sure jane's gun range is renovated with top of the line equipment
00:46:52don't worry about costs i'll cover everything
00:46:57mr valentine hank brought in an antique revolver just now and he wants to have it scrub clean and
00:47:04personalized
00:47:07this revolver did you say where he got this no but you know hank is definitely mug some poor sucker for it
00:47:14carol jesus this is god this revolver belongs to the king of guns
00:47:36there's some place that i need to be stay here with me becca
00:47:39you said your gun would never drop like it yeah i tried to walk away from all that bloodshed
00:47:48they brought this on themselves
00:47:52my family's collection of guns is in the back of the range take your pick
00:47:56no i've got my own collection take care of my god
00:48:00and you're sure these are the guys that did it yeah
00:48:06make them pay for what they did to my dad
00:48:09how well
00:48:11i can't wait
00:48:16just promise me you'll make it out of this life
00:48:30promise
00:48:39what took you so long it's all good for business old man where'd you get this gun
00:48:43you're in no position to be asking me questions now get to where i said where did you get this gun
00:48:49who gives a shit grandma get the out of my shop and take your with you now you crazy
00:48:56don't forget matthew you made a fortune off of us
00:48:59what say that again i mean for years you've you've been working for us i don't work for you
00:49:07kid i work with your father i'll ask you one last time where did you get the gun
00:49:14did you kill the owner no sure made his life live in hell though
00:49:24wow you couldn't even finish the job he's still alive good job you've sure gone and done it yeah
00:49:32of course you did oh you're pointing a gun at me now in my gun shop just as reckless as your master
00:49:46mr sergey smith saw what you did to his son i'll come for you
00:49:50i'm gonna shoot now and finish it off or get the fuck out of here
00:49:59you think you can scare me huh because you work with my old man you're dead
00:50:04call my father tell him that matthew turned on us
00:50:06while you're at it give mr smith a message for me tell him i found who he's been looking for
00:50:11you take me for an idiot i know where you got that gun you stole it from a rundown shooting range on
00:50:19the east side right how'd you know ever hear the name carl oliver the king of guns that's right
00:50:33now look at the writing on the bottom of this grip
00:50:34no way that guy at the shooting range is the king of guns
00:50:54mommy
00:51:05are you kidding me you think the king of guns is working at some rinky dink ass for shooting range
00:51:09you mean this loser hmm the video's a fake c.i that's him he's the king of guns don't believe
00:51:17everything you see online old man he's not the king of guns i saw with my own eyes he's too chicken
00:51:22to pull the trigger i had a thing for his life under my foot couldn't do not even after i hit his little
00:51:27girl what you hit rebecca yeah she was crying for her daddy
00:51:31you've doomed us all
00:51:37i even saw with my own eyes that bullet really did curve around shut up you know what i saw i saw a
00:51:44coward watch his wife get shot but he's about to die still couldn't pull the trigger you really think
00:51:49about what that's the king of guns bullshits relax when my dad gets here we'll go back to the range
00:51:55burn it down and keep him groveling like the worthless trash that he is
00:51:59no that's not it this has nothing to do with fear he swore to himself he would never shoot to kill
00:52:06again oh not this again listen the only thing you should be worried about is what you're gonna
00:52:09say to my dad when he gets here you idiots you attacked a man who washed his hands clean
00:52:15you pushed him to take his gun and return
00:52:23dad you're finally here matthew turned on us even hit me leave us i need time to work with matthew
00:52:31dad get the fuck out
00:52:39i heard you have found the man i was looking for yes mr smith well you struck my son
00:52:45yes i did oh care to explain why your son stole a gun from the king of guns
00:52:56and he and beat his little girl
00:53:01are you sure it's the king of guns i'm sure of all people you would recognize him
00:53:14miss you have your best to report back to me
00:53:19you didn't say that the hit was on the king of guns i watched him blow somebody's head off
00:53:22from four thousand meters away but i did take out a spotter that's it's got to be worth a bit of
00:53:27down here right yeah okay
00:53:49bring my son in
00:53:52you were sent to scout a new recruit today correct yes he just did measure up he's so
00:54:03fucked matthew
00:54:09clean yourself
00:54:12yeah what i do you failed your task today
00:54:16i followed protocol i offered him money he didn't measure up
00:54:19that is not the problem what i don't get it
00:54:24because you didn't kill him you idiot
00:54:36but all because i didn't kill that loser that's what's got you so mad
00:54:40it's not about what you did it's about who you didn't do
00:54:43is he just some nobody who works at a shooting range
00:54:47you should be glad to my son or i would have killed you with my own hands
00:54:50but my anger is nothing compared to who we have provoked
00:54:54what's the big deal i thought he was just some nobody working at a shooting range
00:55:00that nobody is the king of guns carl
00:55:04oliver
00:55:05a year ago he disappeared and was on the street is that we took him out and that rumor made the one
00:55:16a legend among us our sins but i'm the only one who knew the truth
00:55:20the king of guns is still alive
00:55:25for a year now i have enjoyed the glory and fame that that lie has brought
00:55:29but the truth kept me up at night knowing that my worst nightmare was still out there
00:55:33and now my son you have called my worst nightmare to me
00:55:52dad i'll clean up my own mess oh and how do you plan to do that i'll take my men and i'll kill
00:55:59him now could you you weren't listening to a single word i said were you ah it's too late
00:56:07he's the king of guns and he's coming for you
00:56:10and you will do nothing because there's nothing you can do
00:56:18he's really the king of guns and i humiliated him
00:56:20this is nothing valentine is it with you
00:56:34yes it is c and five mr oliver
00:56:40mr oliver
00:56:41what did he say he's on his way
00:56:52i gotta get out of here i gotta hide
00:56:53don't move you stay right where you are you idiot
00:56:59give me your phone
00:57:06hello mr oliver i am the leader of the one and i heard about the incident of the shooting range
00:57:11and would like to extend my sincerest apologies
00:57:16i understand my son has offended you and if it will resolve the matter i will have his legs cut off
00:57:20and i will deliver them to you along with 50 million in compensation
00:57:27we can settle this like a civilized man don't let him drag you back into the life you left behind
00:57:32you swore you're all gone remember you drop blood again
00:57:35what do you say huh you're gonna be all right he wants you dead
00:57:45how do your men guard you round the walk
00:57:50of course all my men are a-class shooters this this this won't be easy
00:58:03you call me a nobody handyman but here i am the king of guns
00:58:19you're all right mr oliver please it's all a misunderstanding we can talk this out
00:58:40on your right
00:58:49what the fuck he shot the bullet
00:59:03the bullet curved you really are the king of guns you said it yourself seeing is believing
00:59:23what the fuck he shot the bullet
00:59:30mr oliver you got what you wanted let me go thanks to your son i finally found the man who killed my
00:59:36friend this is for lewis
00:59:39yeah
00:59:52jane your shooting range has passed all inspections and is ready for business thank you this is so
01:00:00amazing hey just in time for the national sharpshooter competition and it's all brand new equipment and
01:00:06handguns. I even extended your range a few hundred yards. I wish Carl were here.
01:00:13Still no news from Carl? After he got his revenge, he disappeared again. I've had my
01:00:19men looking for him, but his reappearance shook up the world of assassins and the military.
01:00:28As for the one, the FBI has wiped them out. You don't have to worry about them coming
01:00:32after you. All thanks to Carl. He'll be back, right? Okay. Heard you got an opening.
01:01:02Heard you got an opening. Heard you got an opening.
01:01:11's