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00:16Nige, you can't know what you're bothering doing under there.
00:18No-one's gonna see it.
00:20Inviting a vintage motor, Ian.
00:22It's all about the details.
00:24Yes, exactly.
00:26It's like me with my bits on the stool, you know,
00:28I polish them up, and in the end they look brand new.
00:29But it's an antique stool.
00:30You don't want everything looking brand new, do you?
00:33That's a very good point, Jim.
00:35You know what, I've never understood the attraction of an old banger.
00:38I mean, give me the latest model every time.
00:41That's what Cindy said, isn't it?
00:43Morning.
00:45Everything's ready at the car lot.
00:47No, are you really sure you want to sell this?
00:49I mean, it is a lovely mother.
00:51Yeah.
00:52Flam of the engine.
00:53The smell of petrol.
00:55Nothing like it.
00:57I'd give anything to be able to drive off in her again.
01:01But, well, my days on the open road are well behind me now.
01:05And the proceeds from this are gonna take me and my little missus off to India.
01:10Well, Jim, can I have a quick word?
01:15Brace yourselves.
01:20It's Walford's sexiest law-abiding citizen.
01:26He's getting his tag off today.
01:28Yeah, that's what we need.
01:29Another hooligan out on the street.
01:30Don't worry.
01:31Everyone in jail is a second charge.
01:33Nigel!
01:34Nigel, what are you doing?
01:35Give us a...
01:36Don't worry.
01:37You can buff it up.
01:39I'll be glad when the flaming thing's sold.
01:44But I can't trust Nigel not to go off in it.
01:47I've had to have the keys.
01:48And I have no idea where I've put the spare.
01:51Sorry.
01:52Sorry.
01:53I'll put me going on.
01:55Oh, what's this?
01:57The hens are laying like Millio, so it's by way of an apology.
02:00I still feel really bad about what Nigel said to Lily.
02:03Oh, she's forgotten it already.
02:05But thank you.
02:06And thank you for tutoring her.
02:08Especially when you've got all this going on.
02:10It's a pleasure.
02:11Bye.
02:14Is everything all right?
02:15Yeah.
02:16It's my younger brother.
02:17Probably now.
02:18Kojo calls every Monday at 8am.
02:20Regular as clockwork.
02:21But he hasn't heard from him for a week.
02:23And he can't reach him on the phone.
02:25Well, didn't you say you've gone away with Harry?
02:27I mean, maybe he's obviously not with Lancelot.
02:29Yeah, but I can't get in touch with Harry either.
02:31Anyways, Kojo, and he's always on time.
02:35Oh, it's much harder looking after adults than children.
02:38I mean, they make their own decisions.
02:40Like Stacey, in Brazil, living her life.
02:43No, you're right, Jean.
02:44Yeah.
02:45But the only problem is, unless I can actually speak to Kojo,
02:48how can I be sure he's safe?
02:54Well, don't be late.
02:55Thanks, man.
02:56Okay.
02:57I'm doing something else.
02:58I'm gonna have to keep my favorite group.
03:00I'm gonna get dressed now.
03:01Just go back now.
03:02Just go back now.
03:04Yeah, man.
03:05Come on, come on.
03:06She's looking.
03:07I'm going to get you to sleep now.
03:08You're not going to sleep now.
03:10You're not going to sleep.
03:11I can see your little bit of a tunnel.
03:13Come up.
03:14I can see your little bit of a tunnel.
03:19Yeah.
03:20Come up.
03:21Come up.
03:22Come up.
03:23Come up.
03:24Come up.
03:25Come up.
03:26Come up.
03:27Come up.
03:28Come up.
03:29Come up.
03:30Come up.
03:31And you can get all this.
03:34Oh, yeah.
03:35I love this tune.
03:37Oh, I love this tune! You do!
03:45Lex, was there something wrong with the skincare I got here?
03:49Brought me out in hives.
03:54Do you want some ice for that, Bo?
03:57Shall we come around, all right? Trust me.
04:00Your job hunting today?
04:02Let's see. When I was drunk, I sent an email to my ex-employer's entire client list
04:06asking them to invest in my new firm.
04:08So, no, nobody is going to touch me with a barge pile.
04:12Well, I will.
04:14Listen, you're a carter.
04:16If there's one thing I know about the carters,
04:17is that they always come back bigger, better, and stronger than ever.
04:22Thanks.
04:28Sweet taste of freedom.
04:31The sun on my face, the wind in my ankle hair.
04:36I might take Jazz out later.
04:38Could you get me Pete's ID, pretty please?
04:40Oh, yeah, of course.
04:41I'm going to ask Peter if my underage brother, who literally just got his tag off,
04:46can borrow his ID so he can go get smashed with his girlfriend.
04:48Thanks, sis.
04:50And she's not my girlfriend.
04:51It's a situationship.
04:53I don't want to know.
04:54I don't want to know hemos-
04:55Mmm!
05:04That's it.
05:06That's it.
05:07Yep.
05:08It's from Dad.
05:09He got Louie a voucher and all.
05:11Well, never sent me a Christmas or birthday present since my voice broke, so yeah.
05:17We can talk about it.
05:20At least Lou and Jimmy have the best uncle in the world.
05:22They need one decent male role model.
05:25What about Peter?
05:27Ah, who?
05:28The himbo.
05:31Ah.
05:40What's happened?
05:40I just spoke to Mr Morden.
05:42He said he'd go back to school tomorrow.
05:43That's good news, isn't it?
05:44You can put all that jail stuff behind you now.
05:47Oh, you should see what they're saying online about me.
05:49Mum, please, I can't go back.
05:50Tommy, it's going to be hard.
05:52But come on, you're as tough as Gene's sausage surprise, isn't you?
05:55Oh, don't wish Gene's cooking on him.
05:57Things are bad enough.
05:59I took a delivery in, but they need one of you two to sign it.
06:01No, I'll do it.
06:04What are you playing, T?
06:06Wrestling game.
06:07I bet I can beat you.
06:11Alright then, you're on.
06:14The private investigator messaged.
06:16She needs the rest of the deposit, but Sharon's not a holiday.
06:19No.
06:20Vicky's with us, so best leave it till they get back, yeah?
06:22Well, if you could lend me the money, then...
06:23Sorry I'm late.
06:25Oh.
06:26It's alright, Gene.
06:27Morning, Kat.
06:28Morning, Tommy.
06:30Oh, I saw Ian earlier.
06:32Did you know that he's taken in Ross?
06:35Clapsed on the street, apparently.
06:36Drunk as a skunk.
06:37I mean, Ross, that is not Ian.
06:38Probably feeling guilty.
06:40Tommy.
06:41Tommy.
06:42It's not a gob as wide as a Dartford tunnel.
06:46Takes one to know one.
06:49And...
06:50Yeah, I am going to have to take a little bit off the agreed price.
06:53Just what with the damage from earlier.
06:57It was an accident.
06:58I know.
06:59I'm sorry.
07:05Do you have the spare key as well?
07:08Uh...
07:08I can't remember the beaten.
07:11Oh.
07:19Do you need any help with those?
07:20I can't read, thank you.
07:22And I wasn't...
07:27Gina.
07:32What?
07:33Kojo missed his call with Coburn here this morning.
07:36Well, that ain't like you.
07:38No.
07:38So I'm just going to go down the flat.
07:40Yeah, but he ain't there, Dad.
07:42Well.
07:43I've got to check anyway.
07:44Okay.
07:44What's the night?
07:45I've been meaning to catch you, you know?
07:47Yeah.
07:47Yeah, um...
07:50I spoke to Harry last night.
07:51Him and Kojo are having a dope time in Cardiff, you know?
07:54Really?
07:55Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:56But, um...
07:56Kojo's phone broke.
07:58Um...
07:59So...
08:00You know, the man can only text us at him.
08:01But, um...
08:02Don't worry.
08:03Harry's going to take a shot.
08:04Get it fixed.
08:05But he said sorry that he missed a call with, um...
08:07Cob...
08:08Coburn-er.
08:09Coburn-er.
08:10Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:11Yeah, that's the man.
08:12Yeah, but don't worry.
08:13He's going to go back when he gets that fixed.
08:16Can you call Harry?
08:18He's with Kojo.
08:19You can put him on, can't he?
08:20Uh, Harry's, um...
08:22He's airing me, so...
08:24Maybe...
08:25Maybe you could call him.
08:28Okay.
08:38Yeah.
08:40Thing is, I'm pretty sure they did go out last night with a couple girls.
08:44You know, Kojo wasn't really feeling it.
08:45Not as bad.
08:46But, you know how he probably got carried away.
08:49I mean, I had a bit of a mad one still.
08:53I'll lay out.
08:54I'll catch you later.
08:55Gina.
08:56Sorry, uh...
08:58Sorry, did I upset her?
09:01Put it, spit out.
09:05Listen, go after her, yeah?
09:07She needs you.
09:09I'm sure Kojo will call.
09:10Yeah.
09:10But if you don't, I'll come look in.
09:23I saw Julia earlier.
09:26She told me you'd sold the car.
09:28Yeah.
09:29Morris Minor.
09:31Same as Mrs. C had.
09:33Wasn't a Ferrari.
09:34Could barely do 50 miles an hour going downhill, but...
09:38It was mine.
09:41It's hard to give up the things you love.
09:44Didn't even get to do a last drive, you know.
09:47Gosh.
09:49Do you think it would help to focus on what is coming up next?
09:52Your big trip?
09:53Dad says...
10:00Cars and houses.
10:01Leave them as you'd want to find them.
10:03So...
10:04I was cleaning her this morning.
10:06I was even scrubbing underneath, you know, the front...
10:10With a white brush, and I got that mixed up with a buff-in pad and...
10:15Scratched the paintbrush.
10:17They all make mistakes, Nigel.
10:19It's not a mistake, though, is it?
10:21It's me losing my marbles.
10:28Julia has a heart set.
10:29I'm going to India.
10:32Doug.
10:34One thing I have observed with Julia...
10:37Is that she loves you.
10:40You are her priority.
10:43You don't know what you're talking about.
10:44Well, yeah, I don't know. Do I?
10:46Darling, please, salt the debate.
10:47Help.
10:48It's either Voluptuous Violet or Raging Red.
10:51Curtains for my boutique hotel.
10:54Oh.
10:55Well, I've always seen you as more of a Raging Reddy lad.
10:58Told ya.
11:00Oh.
11:00Is that your Phantom Texter, then?
11:02Who?
11:04Timothy.
11:05We were in the Musical Theatre Appreciation Society at uni.
11:09Of course you were.
11:10They see you jazz hands.
11:11You too done.
11:12He was a massive fan of Phantom of the Opera.
11:16He went to see it 50 times.
11:18In costume.
11:19Mm-hmm.
11:20I know.
11:20Anyway, he's now an accountant or something,
11:22and his firm is one of my boss's clients,
11:24and he's got my email,
11:26and he's interested in investing,
11:28and he wants to meet up tonight.
11:30That's amazing.
11:31What time are you meeting him?
11:33Well, I don't know.
11:33I don't want to encourage him.
11:34What have you got to lose?
11:36I mean, if he does try and whisk you off to Opera de Paris,
11:39I will see him off.
11:41I'm not called Raging Red for nothing.
11:45No, Julian phoned and said he can't come in
11:47because his kid's got a temperature, all right?
11:49So it means I've got a closer checkmate now.
11:51I said to him, right, because I'm a reasonable boss,
11:53right, just bring the kid in with you, okay?
11:55Stick her in the corner,
11:56give her some crayons, carton of juice, fine.
11:58Ah, that's beautiful in our hair.
12:00You're all hot, you know.
12:02You know what I mean?
12:05Well, listen, I'm very grateful to both of you.
12:07I mean, put the roof over me, Ed.
12:09Great man in Liverpool.
12:10No, mate.
12:11You know, we've all been there, son.
12:13And easy.
12:13I'll appreciate you.
12:15And I promise to be out of your hair before Cathy comes home.
12:17Well, that might be a while,
12:18because she has decided to stay up north for a bit
12:20so she can spend some time with Ben.
12:22Don't worry about me, Mum.
12:23Stay as long as you need, all right?
12:25Same again, and it's on me.
12:27No, no, no.
12:27These ones are on me, fellas.
12:29You know that saying.
12:30Never judge another man
12:31till you've walked a mile in his shoes,
12:33cos...
12:33You're a mile away,
12:34and you've still got your shoes.
12:35That's the one!
12:38No.
12:39Yeah, um...
12:40Tom, is he all right?
12:42Yeah, he's good.
12:43He's good, mate.
12:43You know, he's a tough kid.
12:45He's about as tough as Candy Floss.
12:47He's terrified of walking into them school gates,
12:50cos he has to face the consequences of what Joel did,
12:54while you drink yourself into oblivion.
12:55Ross, take no notice, mate.
13:01Which is only the same way
13:02when I was just thinking that she...
13:02Dad, mate, listen.
13:04Listen, all you did was try and do right by your son.
13:07Yeah, which was the same any of us would do.
13:09There's no need for your...
13:11you know, like hideaway.
13:15Get them drinks.
13:15It says in here
13:36they used over a thousand elephants to build the Taj Mahal.
13:40It's amazing, isn't it?
13:41How did you go, Lauren?
13:45Yeah, sold a car.
13:50OK, right, I'll check the account,
13:52make sure the money's got it.
13:53I've already started looking at flights.
13:57I can't go.
13:58Where's Kojo?
14:11You're gonna ask him yourself.
14:14There's lanky excuse for her brother
14:16who's been sniffing around,
14:18getting too close.
14:20So,
14:21you're gonna call Kojo,
14:25have a little chat,
14:27then you're gonna tell him to call George
14:29and tell him that he's all right.
14:32Why would I do that?
14:34For some reason,
14:35you're the only one you trust.
14:38Tell you what,
14:40play nice,
14:41and I'll give you some of these.
14:41What have you got?
14:46We've got, uh,
14:47sandwiches,
14:50we've got crisps,
14:52chocolate,
14:52and I know you ain't eating all weekend,
14:55so I bet you must be starving, right?
14:57Food first.
14:59If George walks in,
15:00it's all over.
15:02He know that.
15:04So food,
15:05then I'll make the call.
15:08Play nice.
15:09It's the magic word.
15:25It's the magic word, bro.
15:26Come on.
15:28Please.
15:37Routine,
15:37familiarity.
15:39It's meant to keep me in a straight line,
15:41but,
15:41I can't even rely on that anymore.
15:46Yeah, but,
15:46I ain't got to be with you.
15:49I mean,
15:50we've done all right with Phil being away,
15:51haven't we?
15:52Been like old times.
15:54No,
15:54it's not like old times.
15:57When we went on holidays,
15:58it was fun,
16:00an adventure.
16:01And, and,
16:01and we can still have an adventure.
16:03I can't even carry you over the threshold of the hotel room like I always used to.
16:10Well,
16:10maybe I could carry you over the threshold instead.
16:12You taking the mick?
16:14Of course I'm not,
16:15Nigel.
16:15Don't touch me.
16:18Nigel,
16:18what?
16:18You treat me like a child.
16:20You don't respect me.
16:23I'm a grown man.
16:26Nigel,
16:27I don't...
16:27Leave me alone.
16:27I don't treat you like a child.
16:48Girl trouble?
16:49Boy trouble?
16:50Well,
16:51he's gone,
16:51so there's no trouble.
16:52Thanks.
16:53Why?
16:53Where's he at?
16:56Wales.
16:57A couple of airheads,
16:59apparently.
17:00Oh,
17:00waste man.
17:02Yeah,
17:02forget him.
17:06You think I'd kind of be used to people vanishing on me by now,
17:09wouldn't you?
17:09Oh,
17:10yeah.
17:10You said something about your mum disappearing before,
17:12right?
17:13The greatest vanishing act of all time.
17:15She is.
17:16Cindy.
17:18Rose,
17:18whatever she's calling her son.
17:19Hang on,
17:20she's got two names.
17:25Yeah,
17:26you don't even know the half of it,
17:27babe.
17:32Okay.
17:35Spill.
17:36Spill.
17:36Spill.
17:40Spill.
17:40Spill.
17:48Spill.
17:50Spill.
18:26Tommy, when you get this message, can you call us back, mate? Honestly, we don't mind you going out. We just want to know that you're safe, yeah? And, uh, I love you.
18:48Do you want me to go and look for him?
18:51No, no, we've got to trust him. He's a good kid. He's got to deal with this his own way.
18:56The sex went well, mate.
18:58So, thank you.
18:59We need to talk about the P.I.
19:01Yeah.
19:02Oh, yeah, of course.
19:09Oh, there's nothing but trouble in that direction.
19:14I wasn't.
19:15She destroys families.
19:17That's why Stacey's not here.
19:19Jean, Stacey made a choice. She's a grown-up. Cut the cold.
19:24You forced my daughter out of her home. I miss her.
19:27But that's what happens when you love a child. Not that you would know anything about that.
19:31What's that supposed to mean?
19:32I think you know exactly what it means.
19:33You are asking for a slap!
19:34What, you two playing?
19:36Take it upstairs.
19:38Upstairs, please.
19:38I had no idea my boss was so interesting.
19:51Interesting or psycho, you can say.
19:54So, where did she go after witness protection?
19:57All right, Lonnie Louise.
20:00Who died on here?
20:01Uh, we were just talking, so...
20:03What were you talking about?
20:04Uh, Gina's mum. She's actually pretty interesting.
20:06Mmm, parental trauma.
20:07You're boring.
20:09You don't have to stay. I'll come find you after my shift.
20:12This is a gay bar, Jasmine.
20:14Not community outreach for the Parenting Challenge.
20:17Yeah?
20:18The saliva's placed up.
20:20Watch in line.
20:22Now the secret to this...
20:23Ooh!
20:25Wow.
20:37I ain't having this with family, all right?
21:03You've got to let this go, both of you, please.
21:05Just apologise.
21:06Girls, can I really...
21:07Can we knock this on the head, yeah?
21:09Cos Cat don't need this.
21:10We're supposed to be supporting Tommy,
21:11and you two are each other like, I don't know what,
21:13Big Daddy and Giant A-Stacks.
21:15You're right.
21:17I'm sorry, Cat.
21:20I'm sorry.
21:22Well, I'm not sorry.
21:23Actually, I am.
21:27I'm sorry you ever came back.
21:30You know why you're so obsessed with Stacey?
21:32Cos you've got nothing else in your life.
21:37Zoe, Zoe, please, just...
21:39You wanna watch that one?
21:41Mark my words.
21:44One day she'll cross the wrong person.
21:45One of these days...
21:49Someone's gonna teach her a lesson.
22:04Get off the road!
22:06It's...
22:06It's flooded.
22:08I'm just gonna...
22:11I'm just gonna...
22:13Yes.
22:35Yep.
22:37I'm gonna put him on.
22:38Coaching.
22:43Coach.
22:45Harry.
22:46Is that you?
22:48You all right?
22:50I don't know where I am.
22:52Harry, I'm scared.
22:54No, you're all right, mate.
22:57You're gonna be fine.
22:59Listen, I need you to do something for me, okay?
23:02But it's really important, so you've got to listen carefully.
23:07Quiet, mate.
23:08He's really worried about you.
23:10So, I need you to do something.
23:12I need you to do something.
23:13I need you to do something.
23:14I need you to do something.
23:15I need you to do something.
23:15I need you to do something.
23:17Run.
23:18Run, Coach!
23:19I'll call her, I'll run!
23:21Give me the phone, give me the phone.
23:35Yes.
23:36I will see that.
23:38Mm.
23:39Mm.
23:39That's good.
23:40That's good.
23:41Alright, there we are.
23:43Yeah, so what happened after France?
23:45Uh-huh.
23:46What happened after France?
23:47Oh, er, she was coming back to Warford.
23:50Oh!
23:51Oscar! Will you just stop it?
23:53What? Just having a laugh? What's wrong with you?
23:55No, what's wrong with you?
23:57Nothing!
23:58What, so you're being an idiot for no reason then, yeah?
24:02Fine.
24:03That's what you really think of me.
24:05Oscar. Oscar.
24:07Oscar!
24:11Oh, no, he'll get over it.
24:15What? Yeah.
24:16Yeah, it's fine. It's not even an idiot.
24:18Er, tell you what.
24:20If it stays like this, should we just close up early?
24:22Have a girl's night?
24:23Four.
24:24Oh, come on!
24:25I won't tell my mum if you don't.
24:27Yeah?
24:28Okay.
24:33Look, he's even got the same hair as Jo.
24:36I'm sorry about what happened, alright?
24:38Jo was a loser.
24:39Is it true you hid him after he hurt Vicky?
24:40I didn't know he hurt her.
24:41And then when I found out, I told the police.
24:43Yeah, but you knew what he did to Ivani and Amy.
24:45You didn't stop him.
24:46You're just laughing.
24:47Oh, right.
24:48Okay.
24:49It's not worth it.
24:50Come on.
24:51Scratch Charlie.
24:56Everyone at school hates you.
24:57Maybe he shouldn't come back.
25:19Nigel.
25:20Oh, hi.
25:21Freddie made a cape with the eggs that you gave us.
25:33Oh.
25:34I thought you might like some.
25:35Oh.
25:36Oh, it's a bit...
25:37It's a bit well done.
25:39No.
25:40You don't have to.
25:41No.
25:42Lovely, Jean.
25:44Sorry.
25:45I'm...
25:47I'm in a bit of a bad mood.
25:48I had a row with Zoe.
25:50Hmm.
25:51Must put something in the air.
25:52Hmm.
25:53Me and Nigel have just had a...
25:54a blow up.
25:55He said I...
25:56treat him like a child.
25:57And he stormed off.
26:01You thought about phoning him?
26:02Hmm.
26:03I was thinking about, um...
26:05what you said to George.
26:06About...
26:07adults making their own decisions.
26:11And...
26:12maybe...
26:13Nigel's right.
26:14Maybe I've been treating him like a child.
26:17Anyway, I thought I'd...
26:19give him time to cool off, you know.
26:21Give him some space.
26:22Yeah.
26:23His face is good.
26:26Only the last time Nigel went off after a row,
26:29he ended up in hospital.
26:33Yeah.
26:34Oh, he's probably in the cafe right now,
26:36wondering when he can come back and apologise.
26:40One of you needs to make the first move.
26:45Ring him.
26:46Get him back home where he belongs.
26:53What about the club at the container park?
27:09Ha.
27:10The one with the fit bouncers, yeah?
27:12What are you talking about?
27:14Heidelzukahill and Phil Bam!
27:15Yeah.
27:16No.
27:18WhТак Babaa Cats obtener.
27:19No.
27:20Oh, his luck hilft na Camelone.
27:21I'll walk.
27:24Se, of course, he can smell it.
27:25I'll walk up here.
27:26No.
27:28mandarinsfenestactusplan.
27:29You're a female spouse.
27:30So, if you go ahead and scare him,
27:31he'll zombies the rest of the KAFvetopelman.
27:32And he knows who that happens.
27:33I'm not gonna piss it up.
27:34Stop them.
27:35And he looks like him.
27:36I will go out for you.
27:37I have to punch him in the house.
27:38What are you doing?
27:39Oh guys, I'm buying them.
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