We Want Butt Massages!

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00:00we get emails literally every other day from people like is this a rub and tug is this a

00:08rub and tug yes this one though i think is hilarious it's because of the sign it has

00:16this listener convinced this is a rub and tug because they only replaced three letters in the

00:22sign okay in the massage sign okay they only replaced the ass and he thinks because they're

00:34highlighting ass it's ass massage in massage that they have to be oh yeah it is 100 all the rest are

00:43old and dingy but ass is bright shiny and new yep it makes me look at that and read it ass and then

00:52i'm like what is the word it's attached to massage ass massage oh my god that's what everyone needs

00:59can you just book an ass massage a legitimate one sign me up no probably glute right glute you know

01:04they don't have special glute massages dave don't go around asking that okay excuse me i am looking

01:10for a just a glute just a glute hold on pervert of the day yeah dave hunter going around calling

01:17i'll massage your ass

01:24my ass you're perfect he will i will he's in that kind of mood i got all sorts of oils in here

01:32coconut just for you mr hunter okay all right comment down there yep yeah this tune gets him going

01:39a horny little jew happy hanukkah yeah and to you in a while well coming up yeah yeah jason's ass

01:49massage oh my goodness i feel like you could some people have glute problems no but they'll

01:54they'll address your glutes in the massage you don't go and ask for a special that's what i was

01:59gonna say i'm just doing glute massage near me right but i've always felt like a perv even when i say

02:04that look butt massage okay that that's gotta be a really terrible person that is doing things

02:11right you can it's a local place called butt massage no i think you i think it's different

02:19i think it's called something different and the first word is tie

02:23you see the way google works i'm gonna kill him take search terms yeah yeah explain seo okay

02:33turn him off this is why he's here turn him off he knows all the ins and outs why can't there be a

02:38court outage all the way court outage oh my god