He Snatched My Chips and Ran Like the Wind 😂

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00:00Oh God.

00:02What?

00:04Hello?

00:06Got your money, love?

00:08I'm afraid I don't.

00:10You must have some bloody change.

00:12I don't, but I can offer you some crisps.

00:16Do you want some crisps?

00:18I don't think I'm having food.

00:20I need some.

00:22Alright, that's really nice.

00:24Love you, bud.

00:30I'm quite high.

00:32Oh fuck.

00:38What the fuck?

00:42He just stole my crisps.

00:44What just happened?

00:46Look how he's running his well.

00:48Oh God bless him.

00:50Oh no.

00:56Oh no, he looks so hungry.

01:00Oh bless him.

01:02He could have just asked me nicely.

01:04He just gave me the middle finger.

01:06He could have just asked nicely.

01:08That's what you get.

01:10That is what you get.

01:12You better check yourself before you wreck yourself.

01:18What do you need the money for?

01:20Well, I need to get her some drink.

01:24Okay.

01:26I've only got two coins to stop enough.

01:28I'm so sorry.

01:29If there was a shop nearby,

01:30you know I would go and get you one,

01:32but we're in the middle of nowhere right now.

01:34There's one there.

01:36There isn't.

01:38Is it right?

01:40No.

01:41Oh come on now.

01:42You must have some bloody change.

01:44I don't, but I can offer you some crisps.

01:46Do you want some crisps?

01:48I don't think that would be good.

01:50When you said you want a drink,

01:52what drink do you want?

01:54Because I might have some water in the back.

01:56Oh for God's sake,

01:57no bloody,

01:58cider,

01:59beer,

02:00export is what I drink.

02:02I'm so sorry.

02:03I don't drink alcohol

02:04and I wouldn't suggest that you do as well.

02:06You don't drink alcohol?

02:07Jesus Christ.

02:08I don't.

02:09You got no money,

02:10you don't drink bloody alcohol.

02:12It's against my religion so.

02:14Oh for heaven's sake.

02:16What else you got in there?

02:20It's a bloody nice coat.

02:22Look at this,

02:23it's only falling apart.

02:24Can I have your coat?

02:26I'm so sorry,

02:27then what am I going to wear?

02:28I can't give you my coat.

02:29Oh come on,

02:30you're nice and warm in that car.

02:31I can feel it.

02:32It's all bloody freezing out here.

02:33I think I'm going to come out this car eventually,

02:35aren't I?

02:36So,

02:37I don't want to get ill.

02:38Oh come on darling.

02:39I've been on the streets.

02:40Okay,

02:41it certainly ain't my bloody fault.

02:45I'm not saying it's your fault,

02:46but it's definitely not my fault.

02:48So then,

02:49you can't tell me that I'm obliged to give you a coat.

02:52Alright,

02:53can you give me a lift home then?

02:55Are you not homeless?

02:58Well,

02:59it's a place I live,

03:00it's got my stuff in it.

03:02It's kind of under a,

03:03you know,

03:04next to a railway or something.

03:06It's a few miles from here,

03:08I don't have to bloody walk.

03:10I can't,

03:11I'm so sorry.

03:12It's nice and warm in that car.

03:13Yeah,

03:14but I can't give a lift.

03:15Where do you live?

03:16Why are you asking me where I live?

03:17That's not your business.

03:19Well,

03:20you know,

03:21nice warm flat,

03:22haven't you?

03:23Yeah.

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