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00:00when the dragon's eyes turn pale the dark shall vanish and oh wow they really want me to read
00:06once upon a time a horrible monster came without warning oh there were skulls
00:11and then there were two little twins people thousand years forgotten savagery 15 years later
00:17were teenagers let's go it's ron the elder of the twins successor to the
00:24dragon blue eyes no way blue eyes were dragon uh the other dude bob was it no bill nobody
00:32remembers the younger the twins brought up by princess nana wait what okay doesn't matter
00:38what's going on today moon crew today we are playing mega twins this is a 1990 capcom game
00:46combines a little bit of platforming with a little bit of fighting it's uh it's it's an interesting
00:51one i'm actually kind of surprised we haven't played this one yet but uh we gotta get it done
00:57you know what they say and this is gonna be game number 716 on the road to 3000 and you know twin
01:03brothers gotta have our uh our brother along highball lord jc for the hot two-player call-up
01:10action time for the adventure to begin just like it says and we're gonna go run it down we're gonna
01:17be bombing running jumping swinging i think it's actually only three buttons so that's all
01:21we're actually going to be doing and uh we're hopefully going to have a good time that's the
01:26last thing so here we go team let's rock
01:29you
01:51you
02:01you
02:04you
02:08I don't know.
02:38I don't know.
03:08That wasn't too bad. Wasn't the greatest.
03:11Nah, I just mischurched the jump.
03:13And it was... under par.
03:18Not by much.
03:24Oh, this rain kills us, huh?
03:27Yeah, from the stupid thing.
03:29Alright.
03:30Kill them, yeah, but...
03:32They're the deadliest enemies in this.
03:38Not quite as fast as last time, but I died at the wrong time, so...
03:51Yeah, I ran out of bombs, got pushed.
03:54All the fun stuff.
04:08Nope. I was hoping it'd be faster, but nope.
04:21It's going all the way to the bottom, that's funny.
04:25Oh, well, you tried. It was worth the experiment, at least.
04:40It was worth the experiment, at least.
04:58He just got to beat his ass, ran out of magic.
05:00Yep. Snap Bean.
05:02I see, they're holding onto our weapon.
05:16They're like weapon chariots or something.
05:19Now you son of a bitch! Two hits, you're mine!
05:36I don't know where I found...
05:39I need to look around in the, uh...
05:42In the stuff that spawns there, because...
05:45There is, uh...
05:46Some type of bomb.
05:47One of the blue bombs is out there.
05:49And the blue bomb...
05:51What are you doing?
05:53You're you.
05:54Oh, that's not me, okay.
05:55Yeah, you're you.
05:56Not me.
05:57Oh.
06:10And the...
06:11The blue bomb absolutely annihilates...
06:16The, uh...
06:17The previous boss.
06:19It, like, spins him...
06:20Spins him up into the ceiling, where he can't do anything.
06:25Oh, that is good to know.
06:26Patience.
06:27I think the lightning is better for him, but I don't know.
06:42Fuck, really?
06:47Damn.
06:48Alright, now it's time for level four, which has actually, like, five levels in one.
07:00Making the previous three levels a complete waste.
07:01You damn peanuts!
07:02You won't stop me!
07:03You damn peanuts!
07:04You won't stop me!
07:05You damn peanuts!
07:06You won't stop me!
07:08You damn peanuts!
07:09You won't stop me!
07:10You.
07:11You.
07:12You.
07:13You.
07:14You.
07:15You.
07:16You.
07:17You.
07:18You.
07:19You.
07:20You.
07:21You.
07:22You.
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07:24You.
07:25You.
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07:27You.
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07:31You.
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07:33You.
07:34You.
07:35You.
07:36You.
07:37Nice, that was pretty good.
08:02Yeah.
08:02Ooh, a green one, I think that's Bouncy Balls, oh don't remember, don't, don't blow it, this
08:22guy loves to talk, he likes to send down his peanut boys, beanie boys.
08:28Oh, yeah.
08:45Unleash the balls.
08:47Oh, yeah, fuck you, P.
08:57You're a peas of shit.
09:02Nah.
09:05Oppose me and die.
09:06Oh, hell yeah.
09:15Didn't know that was possible, that was way faster.
09:18That was a time save for sure.
09:24Oh, whoop.
09:26Forgot sometimes the bottom, if it's not time yet I can hurt you.
09:28He's like below the level, what are we supposed to do about that?
09:45You've forsaken us, devs, you've forsaken us.
09:49Oh.
09:51Yeah, you can't go too quick.
09:52Although that actually seems like a good time for it.
09:54That is the right time to do it.
09:55Alright, I figured it out.
10:23We didn't get that a juggle that time, but uh.
10:24No, no, we didn't.
10:26We had a better juggle last time.
10:29He also stayed smaller longer last time.
10:54Not as bad as I'ma hurt him.
11:06Nice.
11:19Nice.
11:20And you weren't wrong.
11:35I think it's probably faster just to go along the bottom each time.
11:48Yeah, it definitely is if you don't get caught on the corner.
11:53And if you do, you've got to drop down, because it just keeps you on the corner.
12:07Okay, he's immune during the jump, but that's okay, because he's also super weak.
12:10He's immune.
12:11He's immune.
12:12He's immune.
12:13He's immune.
12:14He's immune.
12:15He's immune.
12:16He's immune.
12:17Oh.
12:18I am him.
12:19How the fuck did that happen?
12:21I was wearing his skull like a god damn.
12:28Like a helmet.
12:30Actually, let that happen.
12:33Okay.
12:34Okay.
12:35I was worried a bit.
12:38Oh, no.
12:46Oh, no.
12:47Oh, okay.
13:07Oh, okay.
13:08My god, why is he-
13:22Oh, I hate this guy.
13:50He's super effing man.
13:55Oh, I missed it.
13:59Oh.
14:00Wow.
14:01I can't believe-
14:02Maximum time loss.
14:05Not the crap performance, the key job.
14:08Oh, let's just go.
14:09Charge!
14:10Oh, I ran into a weapon on the way.
14:15Epic slowdown.
14:16Alright, we made it.
14:43They're on me.
14:44Oh.
14:45Oh, it's in love.
14:46They're on me.
14:48Oh, yeah.
14:49I'm on...
15:06It's not that remarkable.
15:36Oh, it's time to climb, baby.
16:04Oh, it's time to climb, baby.
16:34Oh, it's time to climb, baby.
17:04It's the perfect time to die.
17:20Oh, damn it.
17:47Oh, damn it.
17:49Oh, damn it.
17:51Oh, damn it.
17:53Oh, damn it.
17:55Oh, damn it.
17:57Oh, damn it.
17:59Oh, damn it.
18:01Oh, damn it.
18:09Oh, damn it.
18:11I don't know.
18:41I wonder what causes him to move.
19:10It definitely seems like when we get up in him, he moves, but sometimes we're just...
19:16We also broke apart when we used our special on him, so I don't know what was different
19:20from before.
19:21We have to wait for him to use his move and then he just sits there for a couple hits?
19:26I'm not sure.
19:28I don't know.
19:30I don't know.
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20:04I don't know.
20:06I don't know.
20:11I don't know.
20:12I don't know.
20:13Oh, the Blaze is hot.
20:14Just in time.
20:16Mine forgot me.
20:17Please help.
20:18You're too low.
20:20Max speed away.
20:26to the dog paddling goat boat
20:54please make it stop
20:55I don't want the coins
20:57I don't want them
20:59I'm rich
21:00I'm famous
21:01I just stopped the evil clown emperor
21:05people are going to hear my name for generations
21:09he'll never return again
21:10don't worry about it
21:14oh you son of a bitch
21:15how did you get five bombs?
21:26don't die
21:27you're really taking it to the chest up here
21:43you're really taking it to the chest up here
21:59dragon blue eyes
22:01take that said okaiba
22:05blue eyes dragon eyes
22:07yu-gi-oh
22:13oh jesus
22:15oh
22:17take me away
22:19hey
22:20it's very true again
22:38thank you am and hello
22:41you truly great warriors
22:42as long as this kingdom exists
22:44the story of your courageous fight
22:46shall be handed down from generation to generation
22:49you will never be forgotten
22:52we only know you by your three letter initials
22:54but that's
22:56that's enough
22:57oh yeah
22:58when the dragon's eyes turn pale
23:02the dark shall vanish
23:03and time shall stop
23:05wait what?
23:06time shall stop?
23:11oh we better
23:12keep painting him blue then
23:17bully duck
23:19getting up in there
23:26oh it was a turtle dragon
23:27I never knew
23:28never let it get out far enough
23:34zoomie and ziggy
23:36hell yeah
23:37we see you
23:42so wait there's two turtles that met us at the beginning of the level
23:44were they it's children
23:45or like
23:47you know were we hired to assassinate them?
23:50by their own kin?
23:52i think it was just incidental
23:54they were like
23:55we know he's in the way
23:57we'll help you out
23:59just happened to kill him
24:00that's perfect
24:01nobody will ever even know
24:03thanks ozzy
24:09and the rest of you?
24:13jeanie oh man that's a cool name
24:15could be a moniker i suppose
24:23could be a moniker i suppose
24:24ahhh the book of illumination nooo
24:38put it away
24:42oh thank god
24:44thin
24:46oh yeah
24:48see you next time moon crew
24:51peace moon crew
24:53game over
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