Dad Knows Best on the Next Episode of The Neighborhood

Fatherly wisdom leads to laugh-out-loud moments in the next episode of The Neighborhood. Watch new episodes on CBS and stream on Paramount+.

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00:01Dad, a car just pulled up.

00:03It's got to be the inspector.

00:04It is grind time.

00:07No, Marty, you won't need your bike car, OK?

00:10Just watch me work my magic with this guy.

00:12Let me do all the talking.

00:14OK, great.

00:15I'll just agree with you.

00:16OK, no, no, no.

00:17Agreeing is talking.

00:19You can nod, but a very gentle nod.

00:22OK, did you get the danishes?

00:24Yeah, they're in the car.

00:25What, why do we need them?

00:26Danishes are a part of the dance, Marty.

00:30Let me give you a little piece of wisdom.

00:33You catch more flies with danishes.

00:37Write that down.

00:39One time, I got stopped for doing 60 miles per hour in a 30 zone.

00:44Gave a cop a danish, walked away with a warning.

00:4860 in a 30?

00:50Yeah.

00:51Do you think you're the hero in these stories?

00:55Go on now. Go.

01:00Go on now.

01:02You're right.

01:05Once we find you, Bruce, go through.

01:07We'll have the statement for you to catch your heart for the floor.

01:09I'm really curious.

01:10The one who hits you, is that there's a poet for the next day

01:14Hi, my boss.

01:15See you later and por��.

01:16There's the book.

01:17You're about to kind of recognize it to me.

01:19Yeah, you're o profesor.

01:20Go along, get out of this.

01:21Yeah, I'm really worried.

01:22So I get falar about this before later.