- 4 months ago
A reluctant handy man is pitted against evil when a Sorority house mother opens a gate to hell and gets the whole sorority possessed by demons.
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00:00:28Hmm
00:00:58Hi, we lost? Nope. I'm right where I need to be.
00:01:17You get hurt with this like this.
00:01:19Oh! God! Did it hit a girl? God!
00:01:28I'm sorry!
00:01:36I'm sorry!
00:01:38I'm sorry!
00:01:42I'm sorry!
00:01:48I'm sorry!
00:01:50I might be fine.
00:01:54Oh!
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00:01:58Oh!
00:02:00Oh!
00:02:02Oh!
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00:02:12Oh!
00:04:29See, we're not just a family of janitors.
00:04:31We're more.
00:04:32Way more.
00:04:33What I'm going to tell you has been passed down from Harmony Man to Harmony Man for 275
00:04:41years.
00:04:42I had no idea what he was about to say or how important it would be.
00:04:45But I could see it in his eyes that this revelation was about to change my world forever.
00:04:50It seemed like my eyes were about to be open for the first time. That it was all about to make sense.
00:04:56The axe holds the keys.
00:04:58Keys.
00:04:59Keys.
00:05:00Keys.
00:05:01Baseball bat.
00:05:02Get away from me demons.
00:05:04I'll destroy you.
00:05:07Trevor.
00:05:08There you are.
00:05:10Keep running.
00:05:11They'll kill us all.
00:05:13Who will?
00:05:14The werewolves.
00:05:16Witches.
00:05:17Zombies.
00:05:18Oh, this shit again.
00:05:19Witches.
00:05:20Zombies.
00:05:23Margo.
00:05:24Margo.
00:05:25Osiris is a bitch.
00:05:30And Margo's his car.
00:05:32And this is Margo.
00:05:34That I own.
00:05:48That I own.
00:05:49Oh.
00:05:50Oh.
00:05:51Oh.
00:05:53Oh.
00:05:54Oh.
00:05:55Oh.
00:05:56Oh.
00:05:57It's okay.
00:05:58Thanks, Gramps.
00:05:59Thanks.
00:06:00Thanks.
00:06:01I hate you girls.
00:06:02I hate you girls.
00:06:03I hate all of you.
00:06:04Oh.
00:06:05Oh.
00:06:06Oh.
00:06:07Oh.
00:06:08Oh.
00:06:09Oh.
00:06:10Oh.
00:06:11Oh.
00:06:12Oh.
00:06:13Oh.
00:06:14Oh.
00:06:15Thanks.
00:06:26I hate you, girls.
00:06:28I hate you, girls.
00:06:30I hate all of you.
00:06:34From valedictorian to sorority house janitor.
00:06:39Fucking hate you.
00:06:41And my life.
00:06:43Someone get the door.
00:06:45Jesus.
00:06:46I'm not getting it.
00:06:50I'm not getting it.
00:06:51Amber's trucker shit's clogged the toilet.
00:06:53I'm not getting it.
00:06:55Don't worry.
00:06:56I'll get it.
00:06:56Even though no one else seems to care, Trevor.
00:06:58I still do.
00:07:05Rumpy Gans is at the door.
00:07:08Mora, isn't it for you?
00:07:09I need to get dressed.
00:07:11And no.
00:07:11Cersei's the one that clogged the toilet.
00:07:13Toilet.
00:07:19Hey, Jenny.
00:07:21Hi, Trevor.
00:07:22Let me guess.
00:07:22Toilet?
00:07:23Toilet.
00:07:24Mm.
00:07:24Which bathroom?
00:07:33Toilet.
00:07:34That's great.
00:07:36I just don't understand.
00:07:37What is that?
00:07:40I don't know.
00:07:40Let's hurry, Trevi.
00:07:45I've replaced orcas with turds and tampons.
00:08:03It's fine.
00:08:04It's fine.
00:08:04It's all fine.
00:08:11Seriously.
00:08:12Dude, just fix the thing already.
00:08:15What is in here?
00:08:17What do they do?
00:08:19I know, right?
00:08:20If you actually did something instead of standing there yelling at the toilet, you'd be done already.
00:08:23Yeah, you may have some anger issues, and you may want to see somebody about that, because
00:08:35my psychologist says that stress can lead to anger, and anger can lead to a heart attack.
00:08:42Thanks, Yoda.
00:08:43Who's Yoda?
00:08:45Her name is Grace.
00:08:48What?
00:08:50You've never seen Star Wars?
00:09:08Jenny!
00:09:09Jenny!
00:09:10Hello?
00:09:10Jenny!
00:09:11Hello?
00:09:12Hi, Jenny.
00:09:14Oh, hey, guys!
00:09:14God, I've been calling your name for like an hour.
00:09:17What are you doing?
00:09:18Yes, Jenny, what are you doing?
00:09:20I was just going to go to English.
00:09:22Is that my biology book?
00:09:26Yes.
00:09:28Did you get my homework done?
00:09:32No, but that's because I had an essay to do this morning.
00:09:34I'll get yours done at lunch.
00:09:35I don't have time, Jenny.
00:09:36I need it in like an hour.
00:09:38God, I swear, if you mess up my grade in biology and I fail, and I don't get my dad's money,
00:09:42I will strangle you at the telephone cord.
00:09:47I'm just kidding.
00:09:48I would never do that.
00:09:50But I so would if I don't get my dad's money.
00:09:52You don't want to get kicked out of the sorority, do you?
00:09:55Well...
00:09:56Where are you going to go?
00:09:57Alphabet and dog face?
00:09:58I mean, really.
00:10:00It's not even a real sorority.
00:10:02Cram it, Jenny.
00:10:02Get my homework done.
00:10:03Seriously.
00:10:03Go.
00:10:04Now.
00:10:05Circe, come on.
00:10:06Grace and Moria are waiting for us.
00:10:08Bye, Jenny.
00:10:08Love you.
00:10:09Don't change.
00:10:10JK.
00:10:10LOL.
00:10:10Like, change a little.
00:10:12Go on a diet or something.
00:10:13But you're beautiful.
00:10:17Why do you let those girls talk to you like that?
00:10:21Sadly, those are the only friends I got.
00:10:24Jimmy.
00:10:25You need new friends.
00:10:28See?
00:10:31Idiots.
00:10:31Well, I mean, librarians are friends.
00:10:42And Trevor Trevor's a friend, I think.
00:10:45And then there's Morgan.
00:10:48Morgan?
00:11:01Fucking fuck, man.
00:11:09Come on.
00:11:10What?
00:11:11Seriously?
00:11:12Oh, man.
00:11:14Amber!
00:11:15Hawk!
00:11:26What do you have here?
00:11:31What the fuck?
00:11:41Reynolds and Harmony Hermie.
00:11:44Dad.
00:11:50That's fine now.
00:11:53Shit.
00:11:55Fuck you, girl.
00:11:56Ah!
00:11:57You stopped doing, Angela!
00:11:58Yes?
00:11:59Well, don't be as scared, little kitty.
00:12:01I have to leave for a few days on business.
00:12:04Vampire convention?
00:12:07Wisecracks will only get you so far.
00:12:09I was going to study whales.
00:12:11That's nice.
00:12:13Did you get the toilet fixed?
00:12:14I did.
00:12:15And I'm so happy to have accomplished something in my life.
00:12:17Keep it up.
00:12:19You might do really well in life.
00:12:21If you don't have a heart attack or something stupid.
00:12:23Okay.
00:12:31I am smart.
00:12:39I am beautiful.
00:12:40I will overcome everything.
00:12:56Flawless.
00:13:03Ladies, we have two days before pledge day.
00:13:09We have pledges to seek and hazing to do.
00:13:12My favorite part.
00:13:14Circe, where do we stand with signups?
00:13:16Huh?
00:13:16Hello?
00:13:21None.
00:13:22None?
00:13:23No one wants to sign up with us because they hear we're bitches.
00:13:26We are.
00:13:28But so what?
00:13:29Who isn't?
00:13:29Jenny isn't.
00:13:30I know it's Morgan.
00:13:31Morgan?
00:13:33Lesbo, if you ask me.
00:13:35Amber, that's mean.
00:13:38She likes girls.
00:13:41Like, have you ever seen her with a man?
00:13:44Lesbo.
00:13:45Hello?
00:13:45Gross.
00:13:46You literally make out with your best friend when she's drunk.
00:13:49That's different.
00:13:50Right.
00:13:53I'm not a lesbo.
00:13:55Aw.
00:13:55And I'm an astronaut.
00:13:57Boop.
00:13:58Oh.
00:13:58Oh.
00:13:59Oh.
00:14:00Oh.
00:14:00What?
00:14:02Hey!
00:14:03Oh.
00:14:04Oh.
00:14:04Oh.
00:14:04Oh.
00:14:04Oh.
00:14:05Oh.
00:14:05Oh.
00:14:05Oh.
00:14:05Oh.
00:14:06Oh.
00:14:06Oh.
00:14:07Oh.
00:14:07Oh.
00:14:08Oh.
00:14:08Oh.
00:14:09Oh.
00:14:09Oh.
00:14:09Oh.
00:14:10Oh.
00:14:10Oh.
00:14:10Oh.
00:14:11Oh.
00:14:11Oh.
00:14:12Oh.
00:14:12Oh.
00:14:13Oh.
00:14:13Oh.
00:14:14Oh.
00:14:14Oh.
00:14:14Oh.
00:14:15Oh.
00:14:15Oh.
00:14:16Oh.
00:14:16Oh.
00:14:17What is this?
00:14:36These.
00:14:56I.D. Harmony and Trevor agent two.
00:15:03Mom and Dad.
00:15:06What is this?
00:15:15What is this?
00:15:23Washington, two dens.
00:15:26Colorado, nine covens.
00:15:28New York, unlimited...
00:15:32...sectors.
00:15:34Too much.
00:15:45Goonies never say die.
00:15:49Sagittarius, you are going to be extremely successful.
00:15:53This could prove to be one of your most adventurous years.
00:15:57Your free spirit and love of nature will prove useful in the coming months.
00:16:01And although you'll fight inner demons, your true nature will come to light.
00:16:05See so things are looking up.
00:16:07My true nature.
00:16:09What is it, Amber?
00:16:11Nothing.
00:16:12What?
00:16:13I just...
00:16:15I don't know.
00:16:17It's scary.
00:16:18Understanding your true self is always complicated, Amber.
00:16:24Amber, you are so special.
00:16:27I...
00:16:28What are you doing?
00:16:29What?
00:16:30I...
00:16:31Well, I thought...
00:16:32Do you like me?
00:16:33No.
00:16:34I was just messing.
00:16:35Oh, you're getting so sentimental on me.
00:16:36Oh, no.
00:16:37Okay.
00:16:38Cause like for a second there I was like, what?
00:16:39What?
00:16:40Ew.
00:16:41Gross.
00:16:42That's gross.
00:16:43No.
00:16:44You think I like girls?
00:16:45You're crazy.
00:16:46You're crazy.
00:16:47You're crazy.
00:16:48You're crazy.
00:16:49You're crazy.
00:16:50You're crazy.
00:16:51Okay.
00:16:52Alright.
00:16:53You're funny.
00:16:54Good one.
00:16:55Go to bed.
00:16:56Go to bed.
00:16:57Hm.
00:16:58Oh my god.
00:16:59You're crazy.
00:17:00You're crazy.
00:17:00Okay.
00:17:01All right.
00:17:02You're funny.
00:17:03Good one.
00:17:04Go to bed.
00:17:07My God.
00:17:29Hi, Trevor.
00:17:31Hey, Jenny.
00:17:32I told him you were gonna be pissed.
00:17:34Oh, that's great.
00:17:36Which bathroom?
00:17:36Upstairs.
00:17:37Great.
00:17:44Was it me?
00:17:45I don't flush tampons.
00:17:46What?
00:17:47What?
00:17:47Gross.
00:17:47Seriously?
00:17:48Come on.
00:17:49Why?
00:17:50What?
00:17:51Ugh.
00:17:52Was it?
00:17:54Was it?
00:17:55No.
00:18:00Seriously?
00:18:02Oh, my God.
00:18:03Seriously?
00:18:29Yay! That fixed it.
00:18:48What?
00:18:49I hate you girls. I hate all of you!
00:18:52Fuck yeah.
00:18:57Fuck yeah.
00:19:19Seriously?
00:19:27What?
00:19:37It's like Gringotts up in this bitch.
00:19:51What?
00:19:57What?
00:20:01What?
00:20:07What?
00:20:09What?
00:20:11What?
00:20:17What?
00:20:19What?
00:20:21What?
00:20:23What is the worst?
00:20:29Hey.
00:20:31Buddy!
00:20:32Hey!
00:20:33Hey!
00:20:34Stop it!
00:20:35What?
00:20:36You were sleeping.
00:20:37I'm sleeping!
00:20:38I'm on a shelf.
00:20:39Does it look like I'm taking a nap?
00:20:41I'm going to sleep.
00:20:43Help me up.
00:20:49If you need my hammer, it's in my ass.
00:20:54There's a door over there.
00:20:56What?
00:20:57Come on.
00:20:59You got to move this.
00:21:01Jesus.
00:21:02Do you want help?
00:21:12You look like you had it under control.
00:21:14I don't.
00:21:23Oh my god, what was that made out of?
00:21:32Why the hell is there a door here?
00:21:36We're going to find out.
00:21:40Okay.
00:21:44Do you want a flashlight?
00:21:46Yeah.
00:21:57You got it.
00:22:02Okay.
00:22:11What do you think this is?
00:22:13I think it's a hallway.
00:22:16Come on.
00:22:17Clearly.
00:22:22This is...
00:22:25Sorry.
00:22:27Does this feel like we're going down?
00:22:29This might be like under the backyard.
00:22:33No.
00:22:37Look.
00:22:40A door.
00:22:45Holy smokes, man.
00:22:47What?
00:22:50Open it.
00:22:52I can't.
00:22:53There's a huge lock on it.
00:22:55Wait a minute.
00:22:56Wait a minute.
00:22:57Wait a minute.
00:22:58What?
00:22:59I just found this key.
00:23:00Yesterday.
00:23:01What?
00:23:02It's real.
00:23:03Try it.
00:23:04No.
00:23:05Yes.
00:23:06Okay.
00:23:08Oh my god.
00:23:13What?
00:23:14No way, dude.
00:23:20Wait, wait, wait.
00:23:21Okay, go.
00:23:22Okay.
00:23:23Okay.
00:23:24Go.
00:23:25Okay.
00:23:26Ah!
00:23:30Ah!
00:23:31God!
00:23:38Are you coming?
00:23:39Yeah.
00:23:40Yeah.
00:23:45Hey.
00:23:46What?
00:23:47Sorry.
00:23:48Don't say anything.
00:23:49Mom's the word.
00:23:50Mom's the word?
00:23:51What the fuck does that even mean?
00:23:52You know, like, don't say anything.
00:23:54It's like Bob's your uncle.
00:23:55What?
00:23:56How the fuck do you know Bob's my uncle?
00:23:57How would I know that you have an Uncle Bob?
00:23:59I don't even know your family.
00:24:00Okay.
00:24:01Well, I do.
00:24:02His name is Robert, actually, but...
00:24:04Mom's the word.
00:24:05Mmm.
00:24:06Bob's your uncle.
00:24:07Dude.
00:24:10This is amazing.
00:24:11I want this room.
00:24:12That's probably a bad idea.
00:24:13No!
00:24:14This must be where the old sorority held their meetings and pledge nights.
00:24:18Fingering each other and shit.
00:24:20Ew.
00:24:21Yeah, right before they sacrificed the virgins.
00:24:23Look at that.
00:24:24No.
00:24:25No, no, no, no.
00:24:26I have bad feelings in here.
00:24:27Bad, bad, bad feelings!
00:24:28Can you stop being a baby?
00:24:29This is awesome.
00:24:30This must be the original pledge book.
00:24:31I don't think so.
00:24:32Yeah, I think it is.
00:24:33No.
00:24:34I'm gonna do it.
00:24:35Okay.
00:24:36Okay.
00:24:37All right.
00:24:38Well, don't listen to me.
00:24:39I'm a big fat idiot.
00:24:40Wait for me.
00:24:41Wait for me.
00:24:42Okay.
00:24:43All right.
00:24:44Well, don't listen to me.
00:24:45I'm a big fat idiot.
00:24:47Wait for me.
00:25:03No, no, no.
00:25:04No, no.
00:25:07Try this.
00:25:08Oh, yes.
00:25:12Get out of here.
00:25:15Ugh, here.
00:25:16Ugh.
00:25:17Ugh.
00:25:20You all right?
00:25:21You look a little bit woozy.
00:25:31What?
00:25:32That was like a white squall.
00:25:35Is this made of human flesh?
00:25:37No, it's like cow or goat or something.
00:25:42Why would it be human?
00:25:43Oh, I don't know.
00:25:44It's just a shot in the dark.
00:25:45Are you sure it's not human flesh?
00:25:47Well, no.
00:25:49But no, no, no.
00:25:50I'm sure it's not human.
00:25:54What is that?
00:25:56Oh, hey Trevor.
00:25:57We found this in a secret room in the basement.
00:25:59Mom's the word.
00:26:00Bob's your uncle.
00:26:01His name is Touchy.
00:26:02Wait, a secret room in the what?
00:26:03Yeah, we have like a whole set of rooms under the house.
00:26:05We do?
00:26:06Yeah, it's awesome.
00:26:07Stop talking!
00:26:12So, what is that?
00:26:14I think it might be the original sorority pledge book.
00:26:16I don't know.
00:26:17I'm not sure though.
00:26:18It might be something else entirely.
00:26:19I want to take it to the school and look it up.
00:26:21If that is the original Omega Zeta pledge book, I want it now.
00:26:26It's literally right here.
00:26:27We're not holding the hostage.
00:26:29Give it.
00:26:30Give it.
00:26:31It's right here.
00:26:33Here?
00:26:34Yeah, literally just walk over here and look at it.
00:26:37No!
00:26:38Give it to me.
00:26:39I'm taking it to my room to read.
00:26:41Uh, what?
00:26:42First of all, it's like in Latin or something.
00:26:44And second of all, we need to examine it.
00:26:46We should call Angela and tell her.
00:26:48Tell me why.
00:26:54Jesus!
00:26:55Angela, hi!
00:26:56We found this awesome book and we have like a whole set of rooms under the house.
00:27:00Thank you, Trevor.
00:27:03Well, this is very interesting, but I think we should leave it here for now.
00:27:07And Amber, if you want to read it, and I mean really read it, you should do it right here.
00:27:13No, no, I want to take it to my room to read.
00:27:17It'll be fine.
00:27:18No, no, no, no.
00:27:19It's very old.
00:27:20And it's getting late.
00:27:21Trevor, whatever you're doing here to maintenance, you can do tomorrow morning.
00:27:25You may leave now.
00:27:26What?
00:27:27No.
00:27:28Hey, no.
00:27:29I'm also-
00:27:30The book will be here tomorrow.
00:27:31Girls, clean up and do your homework.
00:27:34Really?
00:27:35Really?
00:27:36Really?
00:27:37Really.
00:27:43Trevor!
00:27:46Thank you so much for finding that book.
00:27:49It'll finally help the girls understand their reasons for being here.
00:27:53How long do you think we're standing there?
00:27:55Too long.
00:27:57It's time I set things right.
00:27:59Okay.
00:28:20You have a boner.
00:28:21Who doesn't?
00:28:25Am I right?
00:28:26That was odd.
00:28:29Three.
00:28:54Nope.
00:28:55That was odd.
00:28:56That kind of stuff is tough.
00:28:57All y'all do is post on the internet, I'm ghost, I'm not into that, so it's all my intellect,
00:29:10I'm never going into that, my rose, I just tinted that, ride around like men in black,
00:29:15we on gold, don't get attacked, don't post this on the internet, look who's laughing
00:29:21up, look who's laughing up, yeah.
00:29:27Reynolds, I'm writing you to inform you that we have failed, some of us did not make it
00:29:33out, including Harvey and Heidi, I'm truly sorry, and hence it came of courage and grace,
00:29:44for the magic they bestow is from an ancient place, what, they are not to be trifled with,
00:29:55they too are magic born, if it is evil you cast, that shall be your last,
00:30:01thee of the name did not be harmed to the protectors of the cursed, for they have stopped many,
00:30:08what, they be named Harmony.
00:30:10And I'm the stoned one, I'm, okay, yep, you're right, you're right, I'm the, I'm the stoner,
00:30:22I'm the loser, thank you very much.
00:30:27I'm dreaming.
00:30:44I'm dreaming.
00:31:03What the fuck?
00:31:08I'm dreaming.
00:31:09I'm dreaming.
00:31:10I'm dreaming.
00:31:11I'm dreaming.
00:31:12I'm dreaming.
00:31:13I'm dreaming.
00:31:14I'm dreaming.
00:31:15I'm dreaming.
00:31:16I'm dreaming.
00:31:17I'm dreaming.
00:31:18I'm dreaming.
00:31:19I'm dreaming.
00:31:20I'm dreaming.
00:31:21I'm dreaming.
00:31:22I'm dreaming.
00:31:23I'm dreaming.
00:31:24I'm dreaming.
00:31:25I'm dreaming.
00:31:26I'm dreaming.
00:31:27I'm dreaming.
00:31:28I'm dreaming.
00:31:29I'm dreaming.
00:31:30I'm dreaming.
00:31:31I'm dreaming.
00:31:32I'm dreaming.
00:31:33Oh, my God.
00:32:03Oh, fuck.
00:32:11Hey, Trevor.
00:32:12Hey.
00:32:12You have an erection again.
00:32:15It's a compliment.
00:32:17Thanks.
00:32:19You're welcome.
00:32:25Hey, guys.
00:32:26The floor's still wet.
00:32:33Okay.
00:32:38Wow.
00:32:39This place is intense.
00:32:43I like it this way.
00:32:46Have you never seen my room before?
00:32:48No.
00:32:50I would have taken you for a blue kind of person.
00:32:54What do you mean?
00:32:56Like, your aura.
00:32:58I feel like you're blue.
00:33:00Like, you seem blue.
00:33:02Why blue, dear?
00:33:04I don't know.
00:33:09Do you see everyone's auras?
00:33:12No.
00:33:13I don't think so.
00:33:14But I think Morgan's a lesbian.
00:33:15That's not the same thing.
00:33:18Well, she has that vibe.
00:33:20Like, when I see her, her aura's like yellow.
00:33:25Like, sunburst.
00:33:26Like, I see a sunburst when I look at her.
00:33:29Hmm.
00:33:31That's very interesting.
00:33:32I know.
00:33:33I know, right?
00:33:34I know, right?
00:33:34Yeah.
00:33:35Yeah.
00:33:35I know.
00:33:35I know.
00:33:35I know.
00:33:36I know.
00:33:37I know.
00:33:37I don't know.
00:34:07Well, do you believe in magic then?
00:34:23Yes.
00:34:24Yes, I believe we all have magic inside of us.
00:34:28Like, we are one with the universe.
00:34:30Like, we can talk to the earth.
00:34:34And why do you feel this way?
00:34:36Because I have since I was a little girl.
00:34:38This one time, my mom caught me talking to a ghost.
00:34:40I can, like, see things.
00:34:43Ghost.
00:34:44Looking at the sky don't feel the sun.
00:34:47All right, all right, all right, all right.
00:35:17All right, all right.
00:35:47Yeah, I know, it's stupid.
00:35:50I, I just thought I was meant for bigger things.
00:35:57Maybe you are.
00:35:59Yeah, maybe.
00:36:01I want to show you something.
00:36:03Okay.
00:36:04Wait, I don't know if I'm ready for this.
00:36:08No, no, go ahead.
00:36:16This is called the Book of Shadows.
00:36:21What?
00:36:21What did you think was happening?
00:36:26Nothing.
00:36:31That's like a journal, right?
00:36:34Yeah.
00:36:36It is.
00:36:37Good job.
00:36:38I had one when I was a little girl, but my dad didn't like it, so he threw it out.
00:36:45Men can be so destructive.
00:36:48Right?
00:36:50Do you like men?
00:36:51Well, that's a hard question.
00:36:58I've been with men before, but I never want to get attached to one for too long.
00:37:04I was with two guys.
00:37:08How was that?
00:37:10Well, I don't know.
00:37:11Clumsy.
00:37:13They thought they were amazing.
00:37:15They always do.
00:37:16In this book, I can show you great things, but sacrifices will have to be made.
00:37:28Nothing's free.
00:37:31That's very true.
00:37:34How many pledges do we have tonight?
00:37:37All of one.
00:37:39That's all we need.
00:37:41And then we can grow exponentially.
00:37:46I'm going to show you so much, Amber.
00:37:50But I know it's going to seem kind of weird.
00:37:55But I feel that you're open to some suggestions.
00:37:57Hey, Trevor, where are you going?
00:38:17I was just leaving.
00:38:18You better run, because I'm about to fuck up some shit yet.
00:38:22Shit.
00:38:23I will cut you like a fucking pig.
00:38:30I do what she says and get the fuck out.
00:38:36Now let's have a little fun.
00:38:39Well, I guess we don't have any pledges.
00:38:42That's normal.
00:38:43I can't believe our one pledge didn't show.
00:39:02Is she acting weird to anybody else?
00:39:04Right?
00:39:06Yeah.
00:39:09What is that?
00:39:11Um, I think that's the original pledge book.
00:39:15No pledges?
00:39:19Okay, well.
00:39:21Jenny.
00:39:22You're up, sweetheart.
00:39:24It's your lucky day.
00:39:27What's happening?
00:39:28Come, girls.
00:39:29Let me show you what I've done for you.
00:39:31Okay.
00:39:31Okay.
00:39:35Stop.
00:39:51What is it doing?
00:39:55If I tell you to stop, I mean it.
00:39:59The hazings go like this.
00:40:03Jenny, start.
00:40:04Strip her down to her underwear.
00:40:06What?
00:40:07No, no, no, no, no.
00:40:08I don't think I'm ready for that.
00:40:10Come on.
00:40:11It'll be fun.
00:40:12Eh.
00:40:13To find fun.
00:40:15Huh?
00:40:16No.
00:40:17No.
00:40:18Amber.
00:40:19Make Jenny cooperate.
00:40:24Okay.
00:40:25What?
00:40:26You have no idea how much you like.
00:40:30Oh, uh.
00:40:31It's just hazing.
00:40:36It'll be fun.
00:40:39Don't worry.
00:40:40Nothing will happen.
00:40:42Wait, are you Menzies?
00:40:44What?
00:40:44No.
00:40:45Good.
00:40:46Okay.
00:40:46Let's do it.
00:40:47Pants.
00:40:49I got it.
00:40:51I can do this part.
00:40:54And get on the table.
00:40:55It will all be over soon, and you will be free as a dove.
00:41:02Jesus.
00:41:03Okay.
00:41:05Now!
00:41:05Okay.
00:41:14Grace.
00:41:17Hold her wrists tightly.
00:41:20Grace!
00:41:21I said hold her wrists tightly now.
00:41:24It's hazing!
00:41:25Fuck!
00:41:27Are we not all getting naked?
00:41:29No.
00:41:30Put your clothes on, Dukas.
00:41:32Cersei Mirai, you hold her feet.
00:41:34Amber.
00:41:35Hold her down.
00:41:37It isn't...
00:41:37Okay.
00:41:38What is that noise?
00:41:41Is that screaming coming from outside?
00:41:43I don't hear anything.
00:41:43Oh, my God.
00:41:44But after tonight, we'll all be sisters.
00:41:47And we will be more powerful than you could ever imagine.
00:41:53What is happening?
00:41:54What is happening?
00:42:03By way of the three, and the power of three, I unleash thee from your tomb!
00:42:14Come forth, O Great One!
00:42:18And give your power unto me!
00:42:24Are you ready?
00:42:30Yes.
00:42:31I'm not.
00:42:34What the fuck?
00:42:35What the shit are you guys doing?
00:42:41Jenny, you'll all be dead soon enough.
00:42:44What?
00:42:45Did you just say?
00:42:46Okay.
00:42:47God, why is everyone getting naked?
00:42:49Cersei, put your fucking hands on!
00:42:51God, guys!
00:42:53It's getting a little nuts in here!
00:42:55Girls!
00:42:58Follow suit.
00:43:00Cersei first.
00:43:01Ow!
00:43:06Squeeze!
00:43:07Yeah, I'd like to get up now.
00:43:09Can someone please hand me my fucking clothes?
00:43:11I'm not drinking that.
00:43:27I was at a party once, only there's a bunch of dudes, and let's just say I'll never do that again.
00:43:32Because now I have general awards.
00:43:35Rose!
00:43:36Ew, Grace!
00:43:38Wait, you used to date my boyfriend!
00:43:42What the fuck, Grace?
00:43:44Ah!
00:43:45Okay.
00:43:47Good girl.
00:43:49Good girl.
00:43:50Oh, my God.
00:43:53Oh, my God.
00:43:55Is that it?
00:43:58Is that a human heart?
00:43:59No, my dear.
00:44:02It's a lamb's heart.
00:44:03Oh, that's better.
00:44:10Oh, my God.
00:44:13It's Akate.
00:44:14Come upon me.
00:44:16I beg of you.
00:44:18Spirits, fill me with your power.
00:44:20Look deep down below.
00:44:22Up high above.
00:44:23Wish the souls of the damned so I can avenge thee!
00:44:29Yeah, I don't like this game.
00:44:32Don't be such a pussy.
00:44:33You're a pussy.
00:44:34I am what I eat, bitch.
00:44:35What?
00:44:36What?
00:44:37Stop it!
00:44:40What the fuck?
00:44:42Shit is all of me!
00:44:43Shut up!
00:44:44Shut up!
00:44:47Can someone please hand me my fucking clothes?
00:44:49Yeah.
00:44:49I summon the sisters.
00:44:55I summon the four sisters of destruction.
00:45:02Come to us.
00:45:04Use us.
00:45:07And your children, they will fulfill our destinies.
00:45:12Can I get up now?
00:45:13I said, shut up.
00:45:14And you will drink from the chalice.
00:45:18The blood.
00:45:19Mm-mm.
00:45:22So my sisters can enter this realm.
00:45:25Mm-mm.
00:45:26Mm-mm.
00:45:27Mm-mm.
00:45:31Oh.
00:45:31Oh.
00:45:32Oh.
00:45:34What's happening?
00:45:36What's happening?
00:45:36What's happening?
00:46:06You dare to summon us?
00:46:21My queen, I'm your servant.
00:46:28I summon for the sake of evil.
00:46:36They are none other than us.
00:46:44I have awaited your return!
00:46:46Well, we have returned.
00:46:50I want this one.
00:47:14Okay, so my parents are dead, my grandpa's dead, I have no answer, there's a hidden room
00:47:30and some book wrapped in flesh, and everything's leading to one impossible answer.
00:47:49Demon honor.
00:48:09Where are our bodies?
00:48:17What?
00:48:18Our bodies are true forms.
00:48:20Ginny, it's me.
00:48:21It's Grace.
00:48:22Ah!
00:48:23Ah!
00:48:24Ah!
00:48:25Ah!
00:48:26Ah!
00:48:27Ah!
00:48:28Ah!
00:48:29Ah!
00:48:30Ah!
00:48:31Ah!
00:48:32Ah!
00:48:33Ah!
00:48:34Ah!
00:48:35Ah!
00:48:36Ah!
00:48:37Ah!
00:48:38Ah!
00:48:39All y'all do is post on the Internet.
00:48:44I'm ghost, I'm not into that.
00:48:46So, it's all my intellect, I'm never going into that.
00:48:50Rose, I just hinted that.
00:48:51Ride around like man in and black.
00:48:53We ain't gonna get it tacks.
00:48:55I'm ghost, I'm not into that.
00:49:07What year is it?
00:49:30According to this one, it's 2020.
00:49:34About the right time to turn the world to shit.
00:49:37You won't have to do much work.
00:49:41We have company.
00:50:02In case you haven't caught on by now, I'm the...
00:50:06Hey, Trevi.
00:50:07Where's your boner now, huh?
00:50:14You dead?
00:50:15Alive?
00:50:15Oh, that hurt a lot.
00:50:20Oh, baby.
00:50:21Shh.
00:50:21I'll be over soon.
00:50:23Just like that.
00:50:32There's my boner.
00:50:33Right on the side of your head, biatch.
00:50:35What's wrong with your foreheads?
00:50:37Trevor, you're always such a...
00:50:39Loser.
00:50:41That's the word.
00:50:43God, this girl's got all kinds of emotions going on up here.
00:50:46Like, crazy.
00:50:49Amber, what the hell?
00:50:50Kill him now?
00:51:04This one has a soft hurt for him.
00:51:06Leave him.
00:51:08He'll die tomorrow when we end the world.
00:51:09What did you say?
00:51:15Bye, Trevi.
00:51:20Morgan!
00:51:22Amber!
00:51:24Search site!
00:51:25Jenny!
00:51:26What the hell?
00:51:50Ah!
00:51:50Ugh!
00:51:51Ugh!
00:51:52Ugh!
00:51:52Ugh!
00:51:53Ugh!
00:51:53Ugh!
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00:52:15Ugh!
00:52:15Ugh!
00:52:16Ugh!
00:52:17Ugh!
00:52:18What the fuck?
00:52:20What the fuck?
00:52:48What the fuck?
00:52:50Aah!
00:52:52Uh!
00:52:56Uh!
00:52:58Yeah, but these are nitrous or two fours.
00:53:00You can sell the tits on the cow guys.
00:53:02Uh!
00:53:04Uh!
00:53:06Uh!
00:53:08Uh!
00:53:10Uh!
00:53:14Uh!
00:53:18Oh, hey, you lady's lost.
00:53:25You want a ride?
00:53:27Amber.
00:53:32Do you know where Rebook Cemetery is?
00:53:35Wow, babe, I'm Ken, and this is my dog, Levi.
00:53:40And what's going on with your forehead?
00:53:43You wear, like, a hat too tight or something?
00:53:45Well, do you know?
00:53:47Me?
00:53:50I don't know.
00:53:51You mean Old Town?
00:54:05Go to me.
00:54:10Do you know where the cemetery is or do you not?
00:54:12Yes, yes, you crazy bitch, yes!
00:54:17Take us there.
00:54:25Gross!
00:54:27Gross!
00:54:39It's about time, loser.
00:54:41This is your destiny.
00:54:43So don't fuck it up!
00:54:45I'm sorry, he comes in.
00:54:46I'm sorry, he comes in.
00:54:47I'm sorry, he comes in.
00:54:49I'm sorry, he comes in.
00:54:51I'm sorry, he comes in.
00:54:51I'm sorry, he comes in.
00:54:52And Bob's your uncle.
00:55:08I guess destiny does find a way.
00:55:13Amber, perhaps one should not kill a victim
00:55:21until the resources of said victim have been drained.
00:55:26I know.
00:55:27At first, I was all like, I wasn't going to,
00:55:29but then I was, so I did.
00:55:32I'll focus and try harder next time.
00:55:34That's fine.
00:55:35Levi, you really need to hold it together
00:55:37and stop being such a little bitch.
00:55:39But why can't I stop driving?
00:56:07Get out.
00:56:21Please don't kill me.
00:56:23Please, please, please don't kill me.
00:56:26Levi,
00:56:27what did Amber say?
00:56:31Don't be such a bitch.
00:56:34I can help you.
00:56:35How?
00:56:38I, I, I don't know.
00:56:40I can, um, bring you coffee
00:56:42or do your laundry or something.
00:56:44Fine.
00:56:47Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
00:56:51Ah!
00:56:54Come, servant.
00:57:05Look who's laughing.
00:57:08Set, come on up.
00:57:12We'll see you guys.
00:57:14C-
00:57:16Let's go.
00:57:18Oh!
00:57:19Can't we get that?
00:57:20Let's go.
00:57:28Look who's laughing now, look who's laughing now
00:57:32Look who's laughing now, look who's laughing now
00:57:35Look who's laughing now, look who's laughing now
00:57:39Excuse me, we're closed for the night
00:57:46Was this Rebuke Cemetery?
00:57:49Well, yeah, it was, I mean, 80-some years ago
00:57:53Where?
00:57:54Where what?
00:57:56Where is the cemetery?
00:57:58Right through there, but I said we're closed
00:58:01You gotta come back around 9am
00:58:03Morgan?
00:58:04Morgan?
00:58:28Morgan?
00:58:29Morgan
01:00:04She's a witch.
01:00:08She's a witch.
01:00:11In the shadows she hides.
01:00:14She'll burn you alive.
01:00:15You're cursed.
01:00:17Call her her.
01:00:18She's a witch.
01:00:21She's a witch.
01:00:23She's a witch.
01:00:25She's a witch.
01:00:26Just like the rest.
01:00:32Oh, hello, handsome.
01:00:47I don't want to fuck.
01:00:50I don't want to fuck.
01:00:50I don't want to fuck.
01:00:54I don't want to fuck.
01:00:58I don't want to fuck.
01:00:59No.
01:01:00I don't want to fuck.
01:01:31Welcome home.
01:01:39Not so fast, ladies!
01:01:43Nedra!
01:02:01Ah!
01:02:11Stronger than a trash can.
01:02:13Noted.
01:02:15I don't have to kill you girls!
01:02:31Run!
01:02:39Okay.
01:02:41Can we kill him now?
01:02:49I just... can't yet.
01:02:55It's so adorable.
01:02:59Wow, this girl...
01:03:01is like really liking this guy.
01:03:03Come on.
01:03:07Is he gonna be okay?
01:03:09He's not alive.
01:03:13Technically.
01:03:15No way.
01:03:29Ow!
01:03:31No!
01:03:48Ladies!
01:03:49Seriously, Morgan, I don't wanna have to kill you girls!
01:03:51I don't wanna have to kill you girls!
01:04:01He hurt.
01:04:05Well, this isn't how I saw this going.
01:04:11Seriously, guys!
01:04:13You are resilient.
01:04:21You're welcome.
01:04:22Come punch me!
01:04:31Hey, janitor.
01:04:33Come punch me!
01:04:54That was intense.
01:04:55Yeah, that was intense.
01:04:59Wanna help kill some demons?
01:05:05What the fuck?!
01:05:07Operating accepted!
01:05:19Drummer Harmony has summoned me to destroy evil.
01:05:22Lead me to the evil.
01:05:24Yeah, alright. Cool. Come on.
01:05:37Three by three, bring thy souls unto thee.
01:05:42From hence we can, shall we return.
01:05:47Bring back the darkness, to watch the world burn.
01:05:54The evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the evil, the
01:06:24This tastes like pure shit!
01:06:36Wait, stop fucking puking!
01:06:44Yeah, why not? Witches? Walking statues? Sure.
01:06:48Ah shit, I thought we killed you!
01:06:54Demon, I'm likely to banquish you!
01:06:58Banquish! Banquishing! Banquish!
01:07:05Fair enough.
01:07:12Yeah, take those bodies back, you idiots.
01:07:17Time to kill the witches, Harmony!
01:07:20Witches!
01:07:22Yes, kill the witches, but don't kill the girls, don't kill the bodies the witches are in!
01:07:27Harmony is confusing!
01:07:28Why are you stonewalling me? You're like talking to a wo-
01:07:30Stop! Your lips are buttery and full of lies!
01:07:33Enough! I am made to kill witches, you fat Harmony!
01:07:36I will squash them like bugs! Hello evil bug!
01:07:47Now you will see the execution of the world!
01:07:53Harmony! One has escaped!
01:07:56Now you will see the execution of the world.
01:08:02Harmony, one has escaped!
01:08:05Rrrr, let go of me, you tentacle witch!
01:08:11Where will I go?
01:08:14I shall destroy you!
01:08:16I will take great pleasure in killing me!
01:08:29Ah, get live!
01:08:39Got you!
01:08:43You'll pay for that!
01:08:47Gah!
01:09:00Cersei, get out of here!
01:09:06You must have come to death! Quietly!
01:09:09Gah!
01:09:10Gah!
01:09:11Gah!
01:09:12Gah!
01:09:13Gah!
01:09:14Gah!
01:09:15Gah!
01:09:16Gah!
01:09:17How do you like it?
01:09:18Weed killer!
01:09:19Gah!
01:09:20Gah!
01:09:21Gah!
01:09:22Gah!
01:09:23Gah!
01:09:24Gah!
01:09:25Gah!
01:09:27Gah!
01:09:30Gah!
01:09:31Gah!
01:09:32Gah!
01:09:33Gah!
01:09:34Fuck you, Treebeard!
01:09:35Gah!
01:09:36Gah!
01:09:37Gah!
01:09:38Gah!
01:09:39Statue man!
01:09:43Freedom!
01:09:44Save Morgan and the girls. I'll fight these witches.
01:09:47As you wish, soft compatriot!
01:10:09What the fuck are you?
01:10:12You're death.
01:10:21Rarewitch, prepare for death!
01:10:31There is no match for stone!
01:10:39You're weak, witch!
01:10:45What the fuck are you?
01:10:47Have no fear, for Trevor Harmony has sent me here to protect you.
01:10:56Okay. You've got a name?
01:10:59I am nameless, from the darkness.
01:11:02Okay. I'm Morgan. You're Slater.
01:11:05Oh, fuck!
01:11:06Be careful!
01:11:09We're in a fucking cemetery!
01:11:19Where's Morgan?
01:11:21Cersei! You're alive!
01:11:24Mom, what the hell?
01:11:26You guys, what's going on?
01:11:28I have a fucking headache.
01:11:30She chewed my brain like Hubba Bubba!
01:11:33Mom!
01:11:33Um...
01:11:34What do we do?
01:11:36Where's Morgan?
01:11:45Where's Morgan?
01:11:45We have to do something.
01:12:05I... I feel like this is all my fault.
01:12:07I mean, it's not entirely your fault.
01:12:09Well, how are you supposed to know that Angela was a witch?
01:12:14Well...
01:12:14She told me?
01:12:17I thought she was kidding.
01:12:19I thought she meant she was a lesbian.
01:12:21Oh.
01:12:22Like me.
01:12:24Finally.
01:12:25How long were you going to deny that?
01:12:27Ugh.
01:12:30Well...
01:12:31Okay, okay, guys.
01:12:33We have to do something.
01:12:37Oh, my soul hurts.
01:12:40Does that make sense?
01:12:42And is anyone going to talk about the fact that Trevor was fighting a tree back there?
01:12:46It's been a long night.
01:12:48Ah!
01:12:49Fuck it!
01:12:50Jesus Christ!
01:12:51Ah!
01:12:51Ah!
01:12:52Ah!
01:12:52Fuck!
01:12:53Oh, you need a breath bit!
01:12:54Hey.
01:13:02Ah!
01:13:03Where'd you get a gun?
01:13:05Dead Levi.
01:13:06What the fuck is that?
01:13:08No, no.
01:13:08He's cool.
01:13:09He's cool.
01:13:09This is Slater.
01:13:11Slater, this is, um, Ginny, Amber, and Cersei.
01:13:14This is my pleasure, ladies.
01:13:18Do you have genitalia?
01:13:20Cersei!
01:13:21What?
01:13:21It's a personal question.
01:13:22But, I mean, do you?
01:13:26I am a blood-oath-activated automaton.
01:13:29I am here to defend the Harmony.
01:13:32In his time of need, he has sent me to protect you.
01:13:47Ah!
01:13:47Ah!
01:13:48Ah!
01:13:48Ah!
01:13:49Ah!
01:13:49Ah!
01:13:49Ah!
01:13:50Ah!
01:13:50Ah!
01:13:51Ah!
01:13:51Ah!
01:13:51Ah!
01:13:52Ah!
01:13:52So, that's a talking statue?
01:13:56I don't know.
01:13:58I'm...
01:13:58Where's Trevor?
01:14:01Holy shit!
01:14:01Ah!
01:14:02Ah!
01:14:02Ah!
01:14:03Ah!
01:14:05Ah!
01:14:05Ah!
01:14:06Ah!
01:14:06Ah!
01:14:07Ah!
01:14:08Ah!
01:14:09Ah!
01:14:10Ah!
01:14:11Ah!
01:14:12Ah!
01:14:13Ah!
01:14:14Ah!
01:14:15Ah!
01:14:16Ah!
01:14:17Ah!
01:14:18Ah!
01:14:19Ah!
01:14:20Ah!
01:14:21Ah!
01:14:22God, are vampires real?
01:14:22Ah!
01:14:23Oh my god, are vampires real?
01:14:23Yes!
01:14:23What is real?
01:14:24Ah!
01:14:25Ah!
01:14:26Ah!
01:14:26Ah!
01:14:26Ah!
01:14:26Anyone's mouth tastes like hobo semen?
01:14:28Ah!
01:14:43Yeah.
01:14:43Yeah.
01:14:44Ah!
01:14:44For over 200 years, my family has fought evil.
01:14:47I vow from this day forward to rid the world of you.
01:14:51You ain't bringing back the darkness.
01:14:53You ain't bringing back shit.
01:14:55I'm gonna hunt each and every one of you evil motherfuckers
01:15:02down on this planet and extinguish you.
01:15:06Yeah, bitch!
01:15:08Ah, you die!
01:15:14Yeah.
01:15:32Shit!
01:15:33I just wanna say, I'm really happy we're all alive.
01:15:36Oh, yeah. Yeah, I actually really appreciate you guys.
01:15:42Oh shit, I have a gun.
01:15:43Where?
01:15:46Hey!
01:15:47I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
01:15:49Oh!
01:15:52Bring on the day! I love to buy!
01:16:00I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
01:16:06Squish!
01:16:07Ah!
01:16:10Fuck you, dickfingers!
01:16:16I was a cheer captain for six years.
01:16:18Six years.
01:16:35Hey!
01:16:37Hey!
01:16:42Airwinds, we meet again!
01:16:47Your weak wind will never defeat me, airwind!
01:17:02Cut your head off!
01:17:05My pleasure!
01:17:06Fuck you!
01:17:10Awesome! I'm really discovering myself today!
01:17:13You! You! I think I have the hots for the statue!
01:17:17Talk about rock hard!
01:17:20Cut your head off!
01:17:27Catch!
01:17:34Oh, yes, Irony!
01:17:40Smash her with my instruments!
01:17:43Smash the evil!
01:17:45Smash her!
01:17:46Skrrrr!
01:17:59No!
01:18:03No!
01:18:05No!
01:18:06Oh
01:18:31You girls okay
01:18:36I'm afraid it is time for me to return to the darkness, round one.
01:18:44Wait, really?
01:18:49Ladies, it was my pleasure.
01:18:54Call me again, should you idiots cause the apocalypse.
01:19:06Okay, so, now what?
01:19:13Well, now that you're all caught up.
01:19:22It's demon killing time.
01:19:29Let's go.
01:19:36Let's go.
01:20:06I'm hiding in the dark.
01:20:08Destiny's coming, and I'm bringing back up.
01:20:12Suck, Joe!
01:20:15Suck on this!
01:20:37Suck on this!
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