00:00Lift the sheet.
00:03Ew, no, you do it.
00:05I don't want to.
00:06Yeah, well bummer.
00:08I'm not lifting the sheet.
00:09Lift the sheet!
00:22Oh, oh, ew, ew, ew, ew!
00:26Holy shit, dude.
00:28Oh, it's bad!
00:30It's really bad!
00:32Wow.
00:33You're dangerous.
00:34No, I'm not!
00:35I'm really nice!
00:37You're nice in that Aline Wuornos kind of way.
00:40Oh, my God.
00:46Look at that!
00:48You do keep knives under your pillow.
00:50Well, this is my good kitchen knife.
00:53At least you used your good one.
00:54But how did it get up here?
00:56You brought it up here.
00:58Why would I bring my kitchen knife up here?
01:00To stab a guy.
01:03Can I say something?
01:05I'm surprised I made out with him.
01:07You remember making out with him?
01:09I really don't.
01:11I really don't.
01:12I remember making out with somebody, but not him.
01:15I feel like I would recognize him.
01:17It might be kind of hard with all the knife wounds.
01:22There's just something about him.
01:24He's not really my type.
01:27Yeah, standards get loose when you're drunk.
01:29I'm just saying I'm not really my type of knife.
01:30Maybe he's not looking for a knife.
01:30I'm just saying I'm not really my type of knife.
01:31I'm just saying I'm not going to get my knife.
01:32But you're like, why is that arm also really good?
01:34You know, you're really good.
01:35You're like, I'm like, for this.
01:36I'm not going to get a knife, I'm not going to get me out of here.
01:37What's going on?
01:39I love to go.
01:40I don't know.
01:40You're not going to get a knife.
01:41You're not going to get me out of here.
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