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00:00How's YouTube doing? Today I'm going to tell you 5 anecdotes I had with
00:04celebrities. Because with YouTube, I sometimes run into stars at events, but not only that,
00:08because sometimes it happens completely randomly in everyday life. In short,
00:11Over the years I've accumulated quite a few stories and it's time to tell them. But but but
00:15but, be careful, among the 5 anecdotes, there is one which is totally invented,
00:19It's up to you to guess which one, answer at the end of the video. And I should point out that it's not because a
00:23This anecdote contains photos that must be true. Some are montages.
00:26to trap you, so think carefully before giving your answer. Now that you have
00:30the rules of the game, less blah blah, more anecdotes, let's go! I embarrassed myself in front of Angèle.
00:35Oh no, that one still makes me shudder with embarrassment when I think about it. Well, you should know that at home,
00:38Sunday is cleaning day. Vacuuming, laundry, ironing, etc. Except one day, my vacuum cleaner
00:44cowardly and so, off to Darty to replace him. Except that Sunday obliges, I go there in total schlac mode.
00:50No hair, no shower, jogging pants, cap, in short, zero effort. I arrive at Darty, I take the escalator which
00:55goes down to the household appliances department. And there opposite, on the escalator going up, I see a guy who
00:59fixed and who says to me, oh incredible, I love what you do. And suddenly, first reaction, I say to myself,
01:04He's a subscriber, so cool. So I say thank you. Too bad I'm in schlac mode,
01:08but thanks anyway. Except that there, the guy gives me a look, like that. And then,
01:14he's going his own way. Me, I don't really understand and you know, I say to myself, but who is this weird guy?
01:18Until I hear a voice behind me saying thank you. So I turn around on the escalator and I
01:24See, Angèle. Oh fuck, the discomfort. Throw out your what, throw out your what, throw out your ego,
01:36Henri. Well yes, well then, I experienced the cuckoo discomfort, it wasn't for you, but in a version
01:41VIP. And at that moment, you know, I said to myself, Henri is going his own way. Already because I was ashamed of
01:46what I had just experienced and also because Angèle, in reality, she was clearly not prepared. She
01:50also, she was in Sunday jogging mode, she wasn't there to take a selfie with a fan or
01:54what. And so I said to myself, well I'll leave her alone. But since I have zero self
01:59control, I still asked him for a selfie. But you would have done the same! And as a result, I am
02:05left with a new vacuum cleaner, a photo with Angèle and a friend who had a nap
02:10possible to have refused to come shopping with me. And I know you're watching this video and you
02:15know what? Well, that'll teach you. The word barley in Sumerian is pronounced Che. So a
02:21Sumerian sees this and he says, ah Che. I fought with Aurel-san. Yes. But then, context.
02:28As you're starting to know, I like combat sports. Firstly, because I've always been bad at it.
02:32ball sport, but also because there is something much more satisfying than scoring a
02:35basket, hearing that noise. Except that sometimes, I get lazy. Lazy to cough up my lungs,
02:43I can't be bothered to blow myself up in sparring. And that night, that was exactly it. So,
02:47we promised, I'm not going to my usual club, but to another one a little more chill, to hit the ground running
02:52on beginners. It's a scandal! It's your age! Yes, I accept it and I'll do it again! In short,
02:57I arrive at the club and there, I see a guy from behind having his hands bandaged by the coach. He
03:01go back and it's Aurel-san. So personally, I listen to his music, I've already been to one of his concerts,
03:07I really like what he does, but I don't want to bother him, the guy is there to train, so I
03:12puts himself alone at the other end of the room. The session begins, a little warm-up, a little shadow,
03:16simple, basic. Until the coach lets us go. Okay guys, get together with someone
03:23your weight, we're going to hit the bag! Huh? But I'm the same size as him? Oh no! Damn! Oh no! I
03:32really wanted to leave you alone, we're going to have to get together! So I'm holding the bag for him,
03:37and he does the same for me. In addition to that, he is the one who breaks the ice by chatting, we laugh,
03:41we get along, in short, the atmosphere is cool! Except that the time for sparring arrives. And there,
03:45no change of partner. Translation, I'm going to have to fight against a guy whose
03:50albums on my Spotify. Everything is fine. But hey, I have no choice, so I put myself on guard and I hit
03:56with Aurel-san. And now I know what you're going to ask me. So Henri, did you win?
04:00And there you go, but that's your problem! You're fed up with the score! Always wanting
04:08Rank people! Who wins, who loses! Shitty TikTok generation! Guys, a sparring match is not a
04:14match, it's a training session. The goal isn't to flex, it's to learn. So we don't care about that
04:18what happened, all I can tell you is that I really enjoyed the moment. After that,
04:21we take a picture, stretch and chat. And then I learn that it's actually been several years
04:25that they practice Thai boxing. Obviously that intrigues me, and then they explain to me that in fact, basically,
04:29They did it because it helped them do their stunt moves better in their movies.
04:33Aaaaaaaaaah! And that's when things got even crazier! Because at that
04:38At that time, for those who follow the channel, I was just having trouble with my documentary
04:41Jackie Chan. In it I wanted to shoot a short stunt film, I couldn't find anyone to invent it.
04:45the choreography. I've been filming upstairs for two months. So, spontaneously, I tell Aurel that I'm working on
04:49this project and I'm having a bit of trouble, but frankly, I'm throwing this out there like you would say to a friend,
04:52you see, without thinking. And then Aurel, he comes out with the sentence. Oh yeah? But I'm also a big fan of Jackie. In addition the
04:58The choreographer of my film is the creator of its French fan club.
05:00If you want, I can give you his contact details.
05:01And there, guys, in my head, it's fireworks.
05:04What do you mean, the only night I can't be bothered to go to my club,
05:07I find myself sparring with Aurelsan,
05:09and on top of that, he unlocks my project.
05:11Which just goes to show that sometimes it's all down to nothing.
05:13As a result, I meet Anthony, my future waterfall glory,
05:16with whom I worked for three months,
05:17and that gave rise to the short film in my last one, Against the Current.
05:20And the cherry on the cake,
05:21I sent the video to Aurelsan and thanked him,
05:23and he answered me...
05:25Ah, little flex!
05:29Little flex!
05:30And that's why, in the credits at the end,
05:31you will see a special thanks to Aurélien Cotentin.
05:34So there you have it, Aurel, if you ever pass by,
05:36know that this one is for you.
05:39If this anecdote is true.
05:40Ah, we don't know, we don't know!
05:42Tom Holland rejected me.
05:44It's 2021, straight out of Spider-Man: No Way Home.
05:47And at the time, to promote the film,
05:49Kevin and I made a video with Sony,
05:51in which we reacted to the very first Spider-Man cartoon.
05:54And as part of this promotion,
05:55I was one of a small handful of influencers
05:57invited to meet Tom Holland in person
05:59to create content with.
06:01Not too good!
06:02And there, I know what you're going to tell me.
06:03Well, Henri,
06:04Where is your video with Tom Holland?
06:06So let me explain.
06:09In fact, you have to understand something,
06:10it's that in this kind of press day,
06:11everything is timed to the second.
06:13Tom Holland, he's not here to string pearls,
06:15he continues.
06:15TV interviews,
06:16journalists,
06:17radio, etc.
06:18And at the end of it all,
06:20there is a very small niche
06:22for content creators.
06:23Let me tell you that if you have 10 minutes with him,
06:25that's already a lot.
06:25So how does it go?
06:26Basically, you go into a room one-on-one with him,
06:28you have 2-3 minutes to ask a question,
06:30shoot a TikTok,
06:31in short, leave with a short video
06:32where I filmed with Spider-Man.
06:34Except that there,
06:34There is an influencer whose name I will not mention.
06:37Who's coming home?
06:39And it doesn't come out.
06:40There I wait 5 minutes,
06:4210 minutes,
06:4315 minutes...
06:44But what are they doing in there?
06:46Are they filming the sequel to the saga together or what?
06:48And above all, I say to myself,
06:49but their guy,
06:50what is he doing?
06:50Normally, in this kind of case,
06:51you cut straight away so everyone has their moment.
06:53And there, in fact,
06:54the more minutes pass,
06:55the more I feel the bullet coming.
06:57And you know what?
06:58Well, it didn't fail.
06:59When the influencer comes out,
07:00Finally !
07:01The press spot arrives
07:03and tells us,
07:04Oh, I'm really sorry,
07:05but you put must go.
07:07And there,
07:07with many other creators,
07:08we end up like idiots
07:10to return empty-handed
07:11while the other,
07:12he has an XXL interview
07:13and that we,
07:15well we have the
07:15Spinner Sum.
07:17Especially since after that,
07:17to avoid fogging it,
07:18the guy,
07:19he ran off really fast.
07:20Hey, him guys,
07:21I swear to you,
07:22he made enemies that day.
07:23And even today,
07:24while it's been 3 years,
07:25this story,
07:25it continues to talk behind his back
07:27at YouTuber parties.
07:28And you know what?
07:29It's deserved.
07:31Bastard, go!
07:32François Civil
07:33challenged me to a duel.
07:35Yes,
07:35the title makes no sense.
07:36But context.
07:37September 2023,
07:38UFC Paris,
07:39Main Event,
07:40Gann vs. Spivak.
07:41Our Frenchman is at home,
07:42so he atomizes the Moldovan.
07:44Freedom,
07:45equality,
07:46fraternity.
07:46And me,
07:47as a good fan,
07:48as soon as the fight is over,
07:50I trace my path
07:51to avoid the crowds on the subway.
07:52Ah well here,
07:53It's Paris, guys!
07:54Except that on the way,
07:55I cross the commentators
07:56of the fight that I know,
07:57They take me out.
07:58Yeah Henry,
07:58would you like that?
07:59to come to Cyril's after-party?
08:00There,
08:01Well, I'm a bit stuck,
08:02You know,
08:02I say to myself,
08:03guys,
08:03Are you sure I can?
08:04And they answer me,
08:05yeah don't worry.
08:05Well, then,
08:07I didn't worry,
08:08Let's go crash!
08:09We arrive on site,
08:10we queue up,
08:11then we go back,
08:11finish the cage,
08:12the blood,
08:13Euphora's potatoes,
08:14make way for a cocktail evening
08:15with waiter in shirt
08:16and petit four.
08:17Brief,
08:18chic atmosphere,
08:19except for one detail,
08:20since at the very back of the room,
08:22there was a whole row
08:24of punching machines.
08:26Ah, the same ones as at the funfair!
08:28And there,
08:28You know,
08:28in my head,
08:29I say to myself,
08:29no Henry,
08:30it's a classy evening,
08:31don't touch that,
08:32you're not handsome!
08:33I LIED!
08:36Yes,
08:37Well, listen,
08:37it was too tempting,
08:38ok?
08:39As a result,
08:39with my friend,
08:39we spent an hour
08:40to pound on it,
08:41but like idiots,
08:42and frankly,
08:43Well, I had a blast!
08:45Except that at one point,
08:46Well, I'm thirsty,
08:46so I'm going to get us some water,
08:48water,
08:49and when I come back,
08:50I see my friend yelling at a guy,
08:52PONCH YOU'RE STUPID!
08:54Okay,
08:55Well, there,
08:55I say to myself,
08:56he found a challenger
08:56to the punch machine,
08:58it's funny,
08:58except that there,
08:59I look,
08:59and the challenger,
09:00it was François Civil,
09:02and no,
09:02it wasn't a smashed lookalike,
09:04like François,
09:04civil war,
09:05No,
09:05No,
09:05there,
09:05it was the real one,
09:07it doesn't make any fucking sense,
09:09and there,
09:09as usual,
09:09when I meet someone famous,
09:11I try to stay cool,
09:12not to disturb her,
09:13and uh...
09:14Well, since I have 0 self-control,
09:15I still went to talk to him,
09:16and suddenly,
09:17I'm going to talk to him,
09:18and I tell him,
09:18Hi François,
09:19I don't want to disturb you,
09:20but I just wanted to tell you
09:21that I really enjoyed
09:22the three musketeers.
09:23And there,
09:23without warning,
09:24he hits me with a wild check,
09:26like the dab that resonates throughout the room,
09:28he takes me in his arms,
09:30he told me,
09:30ah thanks bro,
09:31It's so nice,
09:33especially since during confinement,
09:34I was seriously watching your Among Us lives.
09:36Ah!
09:37Wait,
09:37wait,
09:37wait,
09:37wait,
09:38wait,
09:38wait,
09:38Already,
09:39the check,
09:39I didn't expect it,
09:40but above all,
09:40François Civil,
09:41for me that's it,
09:42That,
09:42or even that,
09:43but not him in pajamas,
09:45on his sofa,
09:45watching my lives on Among Us,
09:48but where are we now?
09:49As a result,
09:49Well, I thank him,
09:50I'm a bit stuck because,
09:51Well, I don't know if you realize,
09:52it's so cool,
09:53and after that,
09:53he told me,
09:54Are we going to go back and put some potatoes in?
09:55And that's how it is,
09:56that I spent a whole evening,
09:58with François Civil,
09:59to compare our scores,
10:00to the punch machine.
10:01At the end of this hour,
10:02late evening,
10:03selfie required,
10:04and obviously,
10:05that once returned,
10:06I showed this to my girlfriend,
10:07who rather in the evening,
10:08had told me,
10:09oh no no no,
10:09I don't come to the UFC,
10:10that's too violent,
10:12and well listen not as violent as your sound.
10:14Ah,
10:14dear.
10:15I stalked Jackie Chan,
10:17in Paris.
10:21Well, me personally,
10:22one of them,
10:23It was Jackie Chan.
10:24With my father,
10:25we watched lots of his films,
10:26and I grew up with his cartoon,
10:27which was on TV 24/7.
10:29So, in 2023,
10:30when they announce a worldwide casting,
10:31for the main role,
10:32in Karate Kid Legend,
10:33I don't think,
10:34I'm applying straight away.
10:35SO,
10:35did i get caught?
10:37Look at the card.
10:40Good,
10:40obviously,
10:40I wasn't taken.
10:41No,
10:41but it was because they were afraid,
10:42that I steal everyone's spotlight,
10:43that's all.
10:44But hey,
10:45even if I wasn't selected,
10:46It still gave me an idea,
10:47make a documentary about Jackie Chan's life,
10:49to pay tribute to him.
10:50And it's by working on it,
10:51that I took this video.
10:54Yes,
10:54Yes,
10:55it's me,
10:56with Jackie Chan,
10:57who waves to me.
10:58But then,
10:58What's the story behind this?
10:59Well,
11:00let me tell you.
11:012024,
11:02Olympic and Paralympic Games,
11:03in Paris.
11:04As with the classic Olympic Games,
11:05you have personalities chosen to carry the flame,
11:06and among them,
11:07Jackie.
11:08I see this happening on Insta,
11:09and there,
11:09I say to myself,
11:10but imagine,
11:11I manage to meet him.
11:11For the documentary,
11:12it would be you.
11:13Zero probability,
11:14but imagine.
11:14And there,
11:15I don't know what happened,
11:16but my brain,
11:17he shifted in 5 seconds from,
11:18Ah, that's a funny coincidence.
11:20has,
11:21I will
11:21crack
11:22Jackie Chan,
11:23throughout Paris.
11:24Downright,
11:24I made a tweet at the time.
11:25And that's how on D-Day,
11:26August 28, 2024,
11:28I go out in private detective mode,
11:30to find the place of passage.
11:31Thanks to the Internet,
11:32I know he'll be somewhere in the 4th arrondissement,
11:34and suddenly,
11:35I find myself walking the streets,
11:36looking for signs,
11:37of police roadblocks,
11:39Short,
11:39a clue.
11:40Except that,
11:41Nothing.
11:42And after an hour of searching,
11:43I'm starting to come to terms with it.
11:45I say to myself,
11:45ok, let it go,
11:46anyway,
11:47There's little chance you'll meet me.
11:48But there,
11:49when all hope was lost,
11:51phone call from my mother.
11:52And there,
11:52she told me,
11:53we know where he goes,
11:54It's on Rue de Rivoli.
11:55Oh,
11:55as a result,
11:56I start to draw,
11:57I avoid passers-by,
11:57cars,
11:58scooters,
11:59I am old enough,
11:59I have no more breath,
12:00but I don't give a damn,
12:01Jackie is waiting for me.
12:02I arrive in the street,
12:03and lucky break,
12:04I am one of the first.
12:05Good,
12:06at the same time,
12:06I arrived 1h30 before time,
12:07but for such an occasion,
12:08You can never be too early.
12:10As a result,
12:10I wait quietly,
12:11and after a while,
12:13Finally,
12:13the police take position,
12:14their guys and the journalists settle in,
12:17and a delegation bus comes down the street,
12:19and stops,
12:21right in front of me.
12:21And there,
12:22Jackie comes down.
12:23There,
12:24the whole crowd starts screaming,
12:26Jackie,
12:27Jackie,
12:28Jackie.
12:28You know,
12:29Me,
12:29I am here,
12:29I'm realizing.
12:30Actually,
12:30I wouldn't really know how to describe the feeling to you.
12:32Gender,
12:32the guy you watched on TV when you were a kid,
12:34he is 5 meters in front of you.
12:35No,
12:35in real life,
12:36it was something.
12:36But be careful,
12:37I keep my cool,
12:38because for the documentary,
12:39Yes,
12:40It's good to see Jackie,
12:41but I want my video.
12:43And that's where I bring out my secret ace.
12:47I call him by his first name in Chinese.
12:49Hello!
12:51Well yeah,
12:52but everyone in the crowd called her Jackie.
12:53Well there,
12:53It was sure that my voice would come out.
12:55And you know what?
12:56Well,
12:57It worked.
12:57Jackie turns around,
12:59sees me
12:59and gives me a big hello.
13:01Ah guys,
13:02there in my head,
13:03I was on cloud nine.
13:04And I was thinking,
13:05that's it,
13:05It's good, Henri,
13:06mission accomplished,
13:07you have your video,
13:08you can go home.
13:09But no !
13:10Since once again,
13:12I have his rancers under control.
13:14I said to myself,
13:15ah serious blow,
13:15I have what it takes for the documentary.
13:17But now,
13:17I need a selfie for my insta.
13:19And suddenly,
13:19I started to shout his first name again
13:22even stronger
13:23to get his attention again.
13:24And there,
13:24actually guys,
13:25You need to understand the context.
13:26It is that yes,
13:26Jackie,
13:27he is in Paris for the fans,
13:28etc.
13:29But above all it is there
13:30for the Olympic Committee,
13:31the TV
13:32and journalists.
13:33So on site,
13:34he has to do interviews,
13:35concentrate on speaking English
13:36even though it's not his mother tongue.
13:37And me,
13:38like an asshole,
13:39I didn't pay attention to that
13:40and I kept calling him
13:42two meters away from him.
13:43And result,
13:44by shouting his name,
13:46Yes,
13:46I got his attention again.
13:48But this time,
13:48I didn't have the same reaction.
13:50Gender,
13:50In fact,
13:51what happened,
13:52It's that Jackie,
13:52he had his back to me.
13:54He gave me that face.
14:06It's hard.
14:08Translation.
14:08Fat,
14:09you embarrass me.
14:10Let go of my jacket.
14:11Damn, guys,
14:12I blamed myself too much.
14:14But at the same time,
14:15Yes,
14:15I recognize,
14:15I abused.
14:16But you know what?
14:17Well despite that,
14:17I still keep some
14:18an incredible memory.
14:19Limit,
14:19it's even funnier
14:20that it happened like that.
14:21And the best part of this story,
14:22it's that basically,
14:23I left my house
14:24telling me,
14:24Good,
14:25there is a good chance
14:25that you come home empty-handed.
14:26But that ultimately,
14:27when you look at all the pictures
14:28and the videos of his visit to Paris,
14:30I'm literally everywhere.
14:31Jackie Chan,
14:32I am very happy to see him.
14:34The original stalker.
14:35So here it is,
14:36Jackie,
14:36if you ever see this video,
14:38know that I am terribly sorry
14:39for being that annoying fan.
14:42I love you !
14:43I love you !
14:45Good,
14:46It's time for the long-awaited moment.
14:49Among the five anecdotes,
14:50there was one
14:50which was completely made up.
14:52Did you find it?
14:53Friends,
14:54the false anecdote
14:55is the one with Tom Holland.
14:57So yes,
14:58I actually made a promo video
14:59with Kevin for Spider-Man No Way Home,
15:01but unfortunately,
15:02I was never offered
15:03to go meet him.
15:04However,
15:04a little fun fact
15:05which is 100% true,
15:06you should know that for this video,
15:07basic,
15:08Sony, he wanted to send me
15:09the Spider-Man costume
15:10that Tom had worn
15:11during filming.
15:12Well, finally,
15:12it didn't happen
15:13because it had to be sent
15:13from the United States,
15:14with customs, etc.
15:15They were lazy.
15:16But just the fact
15:17that he had considered,
15:17I found it too stylish.
15:18And regarding
15:19the rest of the anecdotes,
15:20know that this is entirely true.
15:21Even I,
15:22in everyday life,
15:22when I tell them to my friends,
15:23They don't want to believe me.
15:24But listen,
15:24it happened exactly
15:25as I told you.
15:26And yes,
15:26François Civil,
15:27look carefully
15:28my lives on Among Us.
15:30SO,
15:30did you find
15:31or did I get you?
15:32Tell me in the comments
15:33and as usual,
15:34If you liked the video,
15:35don't hesitate
15:36to subscribe
15:36and give me a thumbs up.
15:37I'll see you very soon.
15:38for a next video.
15:39Peace!
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