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From no filtered honesty to hilariously timed questions, these kids have ZERO filter and 100% comedic timing.

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00:00I thought something at school. No, you didn't. You didn't go to school. You need to go to school now.
00:07What? I have a college degree. Two or three of them. What are you talking about?
00:13Are you perfect? No, I'm bad.
00:18We know. I'm bad. To the bone? You know I'm bad. I know you're bad.
00:25Dada has the ball. Ten, nine, eight, seven. Oh, he's looking for a shot. Six. You can't find it.
00:34Three, two, fadeaway jumper. Oh, misses.
00:45Oh, and the one fan is mocking Dada.
00:51Dada.
00:55Dad!
00:57Can I have my baby? No.
00:59Please? Can I have her? No.
01:01Can I have her? No.
01:03Please? No.
01:05Come here. No.
01:07Come here. No.
01:09What do you say to Uncle Tommy?
01:11Say please. Please.
01:13Oopsie.
01:15I told him.
01:17Is that why you don't want to finish your dinner?
01:23Yes! That's why I don't want to finish my food, dude.
01:27What's wrong with you?
01:29What's wrong with your face?
01:31What?
01:32I read a little check for you.
01:33How much money are you going to give me?
01:35One dollar.
01:37One dollar?
01:38Yeah.
01:39Can I have twenty dollars?
01:41Well, it's too much so I have to give you one dollar.
01:44Oh, well what can I buy with one dollar?
01:47Uh, tomato.
01:49One tomato.
01:51Daddy, this is gross.
01:53This is gross.
01:55It's icky and it's gross.
01:57Are you having fun though?
01:59And I'm not having really a lot of fun.
02:04It's totally gross.
02:06That's gross.
02:07I'm not having fun.
02:09Julia, you want to smile at me?
02:12You want to smile at daddy?
02:18No!
02:19No!
02:20Who's your favorite, mom or dad?
02:22Mom or dad?
02:23Which one?
02:24Mom.
02:25What?!
02:26Ah, man.
02:27Mom.
02:28Okay, I think we both knew that.
02:31Do I look fat?
02:33No.
02:34You don't look fat.
02:35What about like this? Do I look fat?
02:38You almost look fat like that, Albert.
02:42From the movie, Bad Albert.
02:44Jack, is mommy pretty?
02:46No.
02:47I'm not pretty?
02:49No.
02:50I'm not gonna watch TV with him.
02:52I'm not gonna watch, I'm not gonna play with him.
02:56I'm not gonna give him no huggy and kissy.
02:58I'm not gonna give him nothing.
03:01What? Who are we talking about?
03:04Daddy.
03:05Don't hurt my feelings.
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