00:00Guess what?
00:01What?
00:02I got myself a new girlfriend!
00:07What?
00:08What's her name?
00:10I don't remember her name.
00:13Really?
00:14Why don't you invite a girl over to play?
00:16No!
00:17I don't like girls come over ever!
00:22I like boys come here!
00:24Hey, I don't want you playing with boys!
00:27I love them, Father!
00:31Oh, my!
00:32Is that your friend?
00:33Yeah, and that's my boyfriend!
00:36That's your boyfriend?
00:37Yep!
00:38Uh-oh, we're going to have to tell your daddy you got a boyfriend!
00:41My dad?
00:43You think daddy will like him?
00:45This is my boyfriend!
00:47That's your friend?
00:49I have a tomato!
00:53That's your friend?
00:54I thought you'd be in a grandma!
00:55Oh, my God, you did!
00:58What are you doing today?
01:00I'm going to my girlfriend's today!
01:03You're going to your girlfriend's?
01:05Yeah!
01:07Um, you have a girlfriend?
01:09Yeah!
01:10Who is she?
01:12My girl!
01:13Your girl?
01:14What's her name?
01:17I don't have a name!
01:20No!
01:21She doesn't have a name?
01:22No!
01:23So what do you call her?
01:24I call her my girlfriend!
01:27Oh, okay!
01:29Who's your boyfriend, Hannah?
01:30Jake!
01:32What does everybody call him?
01:34Um, he's Jake from Steak Farm, but he's not Jake from Steak Farm.
01:40He's my age, he's five years old, like me.
01:46So is he Jake from Decatur?
01:49Um, I don't know.
01:51You think you're going to get married someday?
01:53No.
01:54Why not?
01:55Because!
01:56Why don't you want to marry anybody?
01:58Because!
01:59But why?
01:59Because!
02:00You don't want to have babies?
02:02No.
02:02Why?
02:03Because!
02:04Because why?
02:05Because I don't want them to act like me.
02:08Did you kiss the girls today?
02:11No!
02:11I didn't want to kiss them!
02:13Then what did I see happening over there?
02:15I didn't want to kiss them, but they were about to kiss me, and I didn't want to kiss
02:20them either.
02:21Are you sure?
02:23No, I didn't want to kiss them!
02:25I was sitting on the bench, they were moving at the seat, then they were about to kiss
02:32me, then I was saying, whoa!
02:34Then, that was it.
02:37Are you sure?
02:38Because it looked like you were kissing them too.
02:40I didn't want to kiss them!
02:42You crazy?
02:44You sure?
02:45No, I didn't want to kiss them!
02:47Did you kiss them though?
02:48No, I didn't go like this, I didn't go like anything.
02:52I was just going like this.
02:54Then, they were going like this, and the girls were going like this, and I didn't do anything.
03:00Are you sure?
03:00Yeah, a lot of girls were kissing me.
03:03Uh-oh, a lot of girls kissed you?
03:05Yeah, there was a lot.
03:07Did you like it?
03:08No!
03:08No!
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