Skip to playerSkip to main content
#ShortDrama #EngSub #FullEpisode #TrendingNow #MustWatch #shortfilm #drama
#ViralPulse
Transcript
00:00:00Drink trash trash boy. You think you can hang with us? You're an orphan who sleeps in an alley behind a school. You're nothing
00:00:09What are you gonna do about it? I'm strong rich handsome. I'm like Batman except better
00:00:16My parents are still alive
00:00:21Stop Paxton stop or I'll tell
00:00:24Look orphan boy is so weak he needs a girl to defend him
00:00:36Need your help Angie could have handled this by myself. You're an idiot Jack a big dumb idiot
00:00:45One day I'll be stronger than you one day. You're gonna be sorry for this Paxton Whitlock
00:00:54That was underground fighting phenom Paxton Whitlock on tonight's win clinching the Asian Continental title from Russian fighter Ivan
00:01:05Smash-off
00:01:06Sore to say Paxton now seeks a sponsorship from an American gym so that he can pursue the North American title
00:01:13Rahh
00:01:17쓸as
00:01:18Hey Jack
00:01:19Sun's up
00:01:20Hoylets ain't gonna clean themselves
00:01:22here's Paxton now fresh one from a championship win
00:01:24Anything you like to say to-
00:01:26For any of you losers thinking of settling scores
00:01:29now's your chance
00:01:30Hey
00:01:32Good fucking
00:01:33luck
00:01:34Someday soon, golden boy, this poor orphan is going to take you down.
00:01:55Hey, kid, how you doing?
00:01:57Hey, come with me for a sec.
00:01:58We got you a present.
00:02:00Really?
00:02:01Yeah, come on.
00:02:03You remember my birthday?
00:02:04Yeah, of course I know the birthday to all my friends, huh?
00:02:08Open up, boys.
00:02:16There you go, kid.
00:02:17Happy birthday.
00:02:19You know, I'm going to make you eat that fucking bull.
00:02:21You know that, Vic?
00:02:22No, you won't.
00:02:23I'm chief investor in this gym, bitch boy.
00:02:26You willing to lose your freaking job?
00:02:28Hmm?
00:02:29Is that why you're here, Vic?
00:02:30To fire me?
00:02:31Nah, you ain't worth my time, kid.
00:02:35I'm waiting for AJ to get out so I can take her on a date, you know?
00:02:39Will you give it up?
00:02:40She's not going to go for scum like you.
00:02:44What the hell, Vic?
00:02:46And, you know, we was just having some fun, isn't that right?
00:02:52Oh, wow.
00:02:53I mean, are you ready for a date or what?
00:02:54Come on, big.
00:02:55Not going anywhere with you.
00:02:56Apologize to Jack right now.
00:02:59His little life, he's the help.
00:03:01I swear to God.
00:03:02Vic, apologize right now or I'm going to tweet out that unsolicited dick pic you sent me
00:03:06so everyone here can see your teeny weenie.
00:03:10That's funny.
00:03:11That's funny.
00:03:11Excuse me.
00:03:12I'm sorry.
00:03:27What a jerk.
00:03:28Did you hear it?
00:03:29What the hell, Angie?
00:03:31How many times do I have to tell you I don't need your help?
00:03:33I can fight my own freaking battles.
00:03:35After all these years, you're still just a big, dumb idiot.
00:03:39Angie.
00:03:42Get your shit together, Jack.
00:03:45You don't have any real friends.
00:03:47They think you're all weak.
00:03:49You're going to hinge.
00:03:49Fighting Phenom, Paxton Whitlock on tonight's win.
00:03:53Clutching.
00:03:56I'm going to show them all.
00:03:58I can be Paxton Whitlock.
00:03:59Then everyone will know I'm the strongest there is.
00:04:04You really shouldn't do that, McDonald's.
00:04:07And told you.
00:04:09Oh.
00:04:10Here's Paxton now.
00:04:14Fresh off from his championship win.
00:04:16Paxton Whitlock?
00:04:18I've been waiting for this moment my whole life.
00:04:22Listen, I'm just looking for Enzo.
00:04:24He's supposed to be my sponsor in the North American tournament.
00:04:27Good to meet you, though.
00:04:31You need a new mop?
00:04:34You don't know who I am?
00:04:35Am I supposed to?
00:04:38You're a janitor.
00:04:39I can't believe it.
00:04:41I mean, he bullied me for years.
00:04:42He forgot me.
00:04:43Good luck.
00:04:45Damn.
00:04:46Interview more often.
00:04:47Camera.
00:04:48It makes my job.
00:04:49He hasn't changed at all.
00:04:51Still obsessed with himself.
00:04:53Oh my God.
00:04:55Paxton.
00:04:56Angie.
00:04:57How are you doing?
00:04:58How come he remembers Angie?
00:05:00How have you been?
00:05:01I haven't seen you since college.
00:05:02Broke some records.
00:05:03Broke some hearts.
00:05:04You know how it is.
00:05:05God, you look amazing.
00:05:08By the way, have you seen your dad?
00:05:13Hi, gym bunnies and gym rats.
00:05:15Listen up.
00:05:16Paxton here is a champion of six out of seven continental tournaments.
00:05:20Our gym is going to be his home while he's touring North America.
00:05:24As a welcome, we're going to have ourselves a little competition.
00:05:28Any of you runts can beat this man in the ring.
00:05:31I will sponsor you myself in the North American Underground Fighting Team.
00:05:38This could be my opportunity to show with Paxton once and for all.
00:05:41Let's get it on.
00:05:42Come on.
00:05:43He's challenging me.
00:06:04Does he remember who I am?
00:06:06Looks like you're up, Todd.
00:06:09Paxton.
00:06:09Don't act like you don't know me.
00:06:12I challenge you to a single elimination death match.
00:06:15Winner gets Enzo's sponsorship.
00:06:17The loser leaves his gym for good.
00:06:20What?
00:06:21What's so funny?
00:06:26You're a twig, man.
00:06:28I destroy you.
00:06:29Why don't you make yourself useful and wash my gym shorts?
00:06:32See, I left them in the locker room on the floor because I know that's what you like to eat.
00:06:39All right, all right.
00:06:40Come on.
00:06:41Jack, cut it out.
00:06:43Paxton is a mega successful world class fighter and the heir to the famous Whitlock fortune.
00:06:48You apologize right now or you're fired, boy.
00:06:51Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:06:53Did you say Jack?
00:06:55So you finally remembered who I am.
00:06:58Eh, doesn't ring a bell.
00:07:00You're dead.
00:07:03Oh, yeah.
00:07:04And, uh, how do you plan on killing me, you scrawny nobody?
00:07:10You want me?
00:07:24Come and get me.
00:07:25Careful there.
00:07:32You might tire yourself out.
00:07:33Shut up.
00:07:37I thought you hit harder than that.
00:07:40Oh, you asked for it, urinal cake.
00:07:51Vic.
00:07:52You're going to regret turning me down, Ange.
00:08:00Vic Michelson always gets freaked out.
00:08:04What do you say, Ange?
00:08:07You're going to make an honest man?
00:08:08I can't believe Paxton Whitlock might lose to this loser.
00:08:22I can't believe my scrawny janitor is a hunk.
00:08:25Help!
00:08:26I mean attack!
00:08:27Ange?
00:08:32My dear, sweet, beautiful Ange.
00:08:35What happened?
00:08:36Who did this to you?
00:08:37It was those fucking rat robes.
00:08:41What are you doing laying around?
00:08:42Go after them!
00:08:45What happened?
00:08:47It was Vic.
00:08:49He's a monster.
00:08:51Vic?
00:08:52My chief investor?
00:08:53Who the hell were those guys?
00:08:59Vic's man.
00:09:00I knew he was creepy, but I didn't know he was a criminal.
00:09:03Sometimes a jerk is like an iceberg.
00:09:05There's just more jerk underneath.
00:09:08Guess you'd know all about that.
00:09:09You want to go another round?
00:09:10I don't see why not.
00:09:13Hey.
00:09:13Boys!
00:09:15Hey, Jack.
00:09:16From this day forward, you're no longer my janitor.
00:09:20What?
00:09:20Are you firing me?
00:09:23Enzo, you can't fire me.
00:09:25What?
00:09:26No, knucklehead.
00:09:27I'm saying you're no longer just my janitor.
00:09:29Who's going to mop the floors around here, huh?
00:09:33Jack, taking you on as one of my sponsored fighters.
00:09:36Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:09:37No, you can't do that.
00:09:38I'm the fighter you sponsored.
00:09:39I won that fight.
00:09:40Just settle down over there.
00:09:42There's nothing in the rules that says a gym can't sponsor two fighters.
00:09:46I think Jack proved himself very capable.
00:09:49Plus, think about it.
00:09:51The rags to riches story.
00:09:53A once humble orphan janitor now with a shot at the title.
00:09:57He's going to make us a lot of money.
00:09:59What about me?
00:10:00You're both going to make us a lot of money.
00:10:02And I'm going to need it since we lost our chief investor.
00:10:09Okay.
00:10:10I'll do it.
00:10:11So long as I get to beat Paxton's ass in the championship one day.
00:10:16Try it, punk.
00:10:17Hey, boys.
00:10:19I got a paper to ask.
00:10:20I need someone to teach me how to deal with guys like Vic.
00:10:23Would either of you be interested?
00:10:24I won't let you down.
00:10:25That's perfect.
00:10:29You're both hired.
00:10:30Both of us.
00:10:33We are going to be one big happy family.
00:10:40She needs to learn the fundamentals.
00:10:41You're teaching her nonsense.
00:10:43What are you two doing?
00:10:45Paxton wants to waste your time teaching me stuff.
00:10:47She needs to learn the fundamentals.
00:10:48Stop swinging your dicks around and talk like function adults.
00:10:53Okay.
00:10:57I studied for years at the world's top institutions with the best teachers money can buy.
00:11:02You want to learn to fight, right?
00:11:03So let me teach you the right way.
00:11:06Well-reasoned, Jack.
00:11:08She wants to learn self-defense, not professional fighting, you idiot.
00:11:11Hey!
00:11:11Tell me.
00:11:13Okay.
00:11:15It doesn't really make sense, the style we're teaching her.
00:11:18You know, it's not like Vic attacked her in the ring.
00:11:20Jack's right.
00:11:21Oh.
00:11:21So go on.
00:11:24Teach me.
00:11:25You're my trainers, right?
00:11:26So give me a demonstration.
00:11:35All right.
00:11:37I learned this when I lived on the streets.
00:11:39And it's going to come in handy when you face a larger opponent.
00:11:41As a woman, you know, I'm sure it can your hands down.
00:11:45So.
00:11:45Don't make it a whole thing now.
00:11:58All right, Angie.
00:11:59So when we're in this position, what you're going to want to do is you're going to want
00:12:02to go-
00:12:02What is going on here?
00:12:05We were just-
00:12:06You know what?
00:12:07I don't want to know.
00:12:09I need you two lovebirds to be errand boys today.
00:12:12It's 500 bucks.
00:12:14Paxton, take him across town to the tournament HQ.
00:12:17Show him how to sign up.
00:12:19Right away, sir.
00:12:23Snoozy lose, my boy.
00:12:24So, I guess we'll just continue our lessons some other time.
00:12:30Maybe we could meet up tonight.
00:12:33At 7 p.m.
00:12:35At the pre-tournament investors banquet.
00:12:39Kind of seems like a weird place to continue the training, though.
00:12:43That's not why I'm asking you to come.
00:12:48Is Angie really asking me out?
00:12:51Yo!
00:12:52Let's go!
00:12:55I'll be there.
00:12:57Don't be late.
00:13:00Look, man.
00:13:01I don't like you, and you don't like me.
00:13:03We've established that, okay?
00:13:04So let's just go in there and make this as quick as possible.
00:13:06Why?
00:13:07What's the hurry?
00:13:08You got a date or something?
00:13:11With Angie?
00:13:12Get out of town.
00:13:13Sounds like you're jealous.
00:13:15Jealous.
00:13:15Dude, been there, done that.
00:13:17You know I'm not really into reheating leftovers.
00:13:20He used to date Angie?
00:13:21And besides, we both know you'll fumble that either way.
00:13:25I will not.
00:13:27Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:13:28No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:29That's the entrance for veteran fighters.
00:13:30All right.
00:13:31Where do the rookies sign up?
00:13:35What?
00:13:36Why?
00:13:40Eventually?
00:13:41My date with Angie's at seven.
00:13:43I'm going to miss it.
00:13:44And...
00:13:45Pump.
00:13:57Wow, wow, wow.
00:13:58Hey, Luigi.
00:13:59Look at the fart blew in.
00:14:01Hey, man.
00:14:02I'm just here for the tournament, okay?
00:14:03You're registering for the tournament?
00:14:05You look like you couldn't bench press a fly.
00:14:07You look like a little boy.
00:14:09Are you making fun of me?
00:14:10Duh.
00:14:11You ride here on the short bus?
00:14:13We, uh, improve his luck a little bit.
00:14:19Oh, what the fuck?
00:14:22That's it!
00:14:26Whoa!
00:14:27Looks like he actually can bench press a fly.
00:14:29I don't need a tournament to freaking rip those stupid muscaches off your fucking feces.
00:14:34How are you going to register without any money?
00:14:35Yo, your back pocket.
00:14:37Huh?
00:14:37Yeah.
00:14:38Fuck.
00:14:40Oh, shit.
00:14:42Fuck.
00:14:47Wait!
00:14:49Wait!
00:14:49I need to find that kid faster.
00:14:59I'm going to miss my date with Angie.
00:15:03Enzo.
00:15:04Maybe I can just ask him for the money.
00:15:06He'll understand, right?
00:15:07You're fired!
00:15:09And you can forget about taking my daughter on a date!
00:15:12That's a bad idea.
00:15:15Angie.
00:15:16Maybe she'll have the money.
00:15:17What kind of man asks a woman for help?
00:15:21I deserve someone hotter, richer, and better than you.
00:15:25Yo!
00:15:27You looking for me?
00:15:30Ugh.
00:15:34Ugh.
00:15:36Ugh.
00:15:38Ugh!
00:15:39Oh, Jesus, man.
00:15:40What the fuck?
00:15:41That's a strong reaction.
00:15:42I've been looking for you.
00:15:44What's wrong?
00:15:45I might have lost my money.
00:15:47Oh, you what?
00:15:49Dude, Enzo's gonna kill you.
00:15:51It wasn't my fault, okay?
00:15:52I got pickpocketed when I wasn't looking.
00:15:54Wow, what an all-over twist, right?
00:15:56All right.
00:15:56I'll take pity on you.
00:15:57How much you need?
00:15:58I don't need your money, man.
00:16:00I'm going to find the kid.
00:16:01I don't need a freaking handout from you.
00:16:02All right.
00:16:04Whatever you say, dog.
00:16:07Think, Jack.
00:16:07Think.
00:16:08A kid kind of reminds me of myself at his age.
00:16:11There was this place I used to hide when I was in trouble.
00:16:24He really is just like me.
00:16:26Listen.
00:16:27My parents own a satellite imaging company.
00:16:30They said we can find the kid at...
00:16:32Oh.
00:16:34Nice job.
00:16:37Well, what are you waiting for?
00:16:38Let's beat that child.
00:16:39Wait.
00:16:40We can't.
00:16:40He's just a kid.
00:16:41We can't beat him up.
00:16:42He's a thief.
00:16:45He's a woman.
00:16:47Just like I was.
00:16:50He's probably an orphan, too.
00:16:51Homeless.
00:16:54He needs the money more than I do.
00:16:56Hey, did you hear you said a homeless orphan?
00:17:04Let him keep it.
00:17:07Honestly, yeah.
00:17:08He reminds me of someone.
00:17:11I've left that part of me way behind.
00:17:14Has Paxton changed?
00:17:21Besides, man, beating up homeless kids was so 10 years ago
00:17:26I've got better shit to do now.
00:17:27Much better shit to do than grind old gutter trash into orphan bits.
00:17:31Right?
00:17:32Well, I'm about to do it.
00:17:35And by the way, don't you have that date?
00:17:41Shit.
00:17:41I still need to register.
00:17:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no, wait.
00:17:46Please.
00:17:47I need to secure my spot in the tournament.
00:17:49Here.
00:17:49I know it's not enough money.
00:17:50Look, baby, save it.
00:17:52We've already closed up shop for the season.
00:17:54But I was here the whole time you were on break.
00:17:55I was waiting outside.
00:17:56You can't close now.
00:17:57It's out of my hands.
00:17:59I sought the last two vouchers to those two gentlemen over there.
00:18:05Shit.
00:18:06Not those guys again.
00:18:08Hey!
00:18:09Wait up.
00:18:11Look who it is.
00:18:13Shake-covered stick man.
00:18:16So what do you want?
00:18:17Challenge.
00:18:19If you both lose, I take one of your vouchers.
00:18:20What if you lose?
00:18:23Huh?
00:18:24What could you even offer?
00:18:26Why don't you come follow up?
00:18:32Ah!
00:18:32Ah!
00:18:33Ah!
00:18:35Ah!
00:18:36Now grab your friend and get out of here before I change my mind.
00:18:39Give me that shit.
00:18:40Get out of here.
00:18:41Ah!
00:18:42Ah!
00:18:42Ah!
00:18:47Finally.
00:18:48Now I can prove to the world I can beat Paxton Whitlock.
00:18:56Hello?
00:18:57Angie?
00:18:58Where are you, Jack?
00:18:59Vic is here and I need your help.
00:19:01I'm coming.
00:19:06Stay right there.
00:19:16Angie!
00:19:18There you are.
00:19:20I'm sorry.
00:19:21You left me waiting.
00:19:24Jeez.
00:19:25You look beautiful.
00:19:26Um, I got caught up at the tournament sign-ups and, you know, a bunch of crazy shit, but
00:19:31where the hell is Vic?
00:19:34It's alright now.
00:19:35Did he touch you?
00:19:36He got scared off.
00:19:36Did he hurt you?
00:19:37It's fine.
00:19:39He got scared off.
00:19:41Bye.
00:19:42Sure, you want me to wear this?
00:19:44I mean, red is so not my color.
00:19:48Oh, hey, you got the voucher?
00:19:50Nice.
00:19:52What is he doing here?
00:19:53I thought this was our date, Angie.
00:19:57Wait, you thought I meant, like, a romantic date?
00:20:02I'm so sorry, Jack.
00:20:04It's just that, with it being the investors' banquet, I just wanted some protection in case
00:20:07Vic tried something tonight.
00:20:08And so, when you were late, I called Paxton and-
00:20:11No need to explain, Angie.
00:20:13It's alright.
00:20:14It's clear.
00:20:14Of the two of us, I'm just-
00:20:16I'm the more reliable one.
00:20:19It's fine, right?
00:20:20Everything is fine.
00:20:21Double the date, it's double the protection, right?
00:20:26And double the fun.
00:20:28So, what do you say?
00:20:32Yeah, bye.
00:20:34As you wish.
00:20:36Alright, go on.
00:20:41Here.
00:20:43Is the shed to change?
00:20:44Meet you in the ballroom after.
00:20:46Yes, ma'am.
00:20:47You are such a kiss-ass.
00:20:53I think she likes it.
00:20:54No.
00:20:56She likes me, man.
00:21:04Briefs?
00:21:04What?
00:21:05What's wrong with the briefs?
00:21:06I like to keep the boys all supported.
00:21:09What do you wear?
00:21:10Baggy boxers?
00:21:11He does wear baggy.
00:21:20You know, man, you knew this was me and Angie's date, and yet you still showed up.
00:21:23No, no, no.
00:21:25Yeah, well, it's not my fault Angie thinks I'm more trustworthy.
00:21:28Look, dude.
00:21:30You want to be a little bitch about it?
00:21:31I think I'm just going to go ask Angie for a dance right now.
00:21:35Right now.
00:21:36She'd never dance with you.
00:21:37You think so?
00:21:39We used to dance a lot back in college.
00:21:42If you forgot, we used to love dancing.
00:21:46Real.
00:21:49Dirty.
00:21:51Dirty dancing.
00:21:54Hey!
00:21:55Give me back my pants!
00:21:56Hey!
00:21:57Give me back my...
00:21:59Pants.
00:22:04Shit!
00:22:04What should I do now?
00:22:07What are you wearing?
00:22:23I can explain.
00:22:25Wow!
00:22:26Where did you get that outfit?
00:22:27On clearance from the dumpster store, or?
00:22:30Well, I think it's perfect.
00:22:33Thanks, Ant.
00:22:33I couldn't agree more, sweetheart.
00:22:37Tell us a whole story in one look.
00:22:39Rags to riches.
00:22:41Janitor to superstar, huh?
00:22:44We're going to make so much money tonight.
00:22:48All right.
00:22:49You guys stay put.
00:22:50I'll be right back with some, uh, investors to schmoes.
00:22:54You look beautiful, baby.
00:22:55Oh, thanks, Doc.
00:22:56Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:23:00Forget about tomorrow.
00:23:01Angie Bianchi.
00:23:02No.
00:23:03He's about to make a move.
00:23:05May I have this dance?
00:23:08Turn on your desire, light it.
00:23:10Wow.
00:23:11Um...
00:23:11Angie, before you decide anything, just know that Paxton is an animal.
00:23:15Who's trying to get in your pants, you know?
00:23:17And I like...
00:23:17You were both my dates, right?
00:23:21And I guess I would just have to dance with both of you.
00:23:28Everybody needs somebody, and you're the one I want.
00:23:34Feels like a miracle.
00:23:37Ooh.
00:23:38Feels like a miracle.
00:23:41Ooh.
00:23:42Feels like a miracle.
00:23:45Ooh.
00:23:46Feels like a miracle.
00:23:48Fuck.
00:23:48When I'm with you.
00:23:50Everybody move your body.
00:23:58Hold me close and join the party.
00:24:03Jack, come on.
00:24:04End investor, I got introduced.
00:24:05Wait, what are you doing, man?
00:24:06Come on, come on, let's go.
00:24:09What was that?
00:24:11I was just feeling the moment.
00:24:14Really?
00:24:15That felt like it was more for Jack than it was for me.
00:24:17What?
00:24:18Angie, I've cared for you.
00:24:19You know that.
00:24:20Hey, what's wrong?
00:24:22I want you to stop bullying, Jack.
00:24:24There was a full suit in the back I gave him.
00:24:27Where's the pants, huh?
00:24:30Angie, I miss him.
00:24:32What are you doing, pretty lady?
00:24:43Shh.
00:24:43Might I have to take a tournament dance for you, or would you rather just skip to coming home
00:24:46with me, huh?
00:24:47Let's walk.
00:24:48All right, Jack.
00:24:49All right, Jack.
00:24:50This is Cynthia.
00:24:51She's the president of the Tournament Rules Committee.
00:24:53This is the man I've been telling you about.
00:24:56The Jack Janitor in the flesh, huh?
00:24:59Come on, Jack.
00:25:00Introduce yourself.
00:25:01Hi.
00:25:01It's good to, you know, read.
00:25:03He smells like a dirty old diaper.
00:25:06What?
00:25:06I didn't realize that the rags and rags to riches meant toilet paper.
00:25:12All right, now hold on.
00:25:13Jack's a great fighter.
00:25:15He might even take on Paxton one day.
00:25:17This urchin thinks he could take on Paxton Whitlock?
00:25:22That would be a brand image disaster.
00:25:26His kind does not deserve to be an art tournament.
00:25:29The public life is for the rich.
00:25:36Hey!
00:25:37You think you could be our friend?
00:25:39You don't belong with us.
00:25:42Cynthia, he's a good fighter.
00:25:44He's a good kid.
00:25:47Hey, man.
00:25:49It's off, man.
00:25:57Maybe they're all right about me.
00:25:59I don't belong here.
00:26:02I don't belong anywhere.
00:26:09He's about to fucking go!
00:26:11Come on!
00:26:11Help!
00:26:12Help!
00:26:12Somebody help me!
00:26:14Help!
00:26:14Angie?
00:26:17Jackie, my boy!
00:26:22How you doing, kid?
00:26:24I hope you already ate since I, you know, I ran out of dog food.
00:26:31What's so funny?
00:26:32Oh, Paxton.
00:26:34Enzo here was just telling me the most hilarious little joke.
00:26:37He says that little zander that he's been carting around has what it takes to beat you.
00:26:42Yeah, I don't know about all that, but I'll tell you one thing about him.
00:26:46He's got more drive and follow-through in his right hook than you'll ever have in your entire miserable life.
00:26:51Excellent!
00:26:52I never!
00:26:54If he wants to fight me, I say let him fight me.
00:26:57I'm the best in the world.
00:26:58I determine who's a worthy opponent or not.
00:27:01So believe me when I say that that kid, there is no one else like him.
00:27:05What do you want with Angie?
00:27:10Isn't it obvious?
00:27:12I'm going to take it to City Hall and I'm going to marry you.
00:27:16Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
00:27:18Look at the cojones on this fucking floor sweep!
00:27:21You really think you could take fucking six guys on at once?
00:27:24Hey.
00:27:25I'm up the floor with two guys earlier.
00:27:27What's doing that, Vic?
00:27:28Three?
00:27:29Yeah.
00:27:30Three more times, huh?
00:27:31This guy's funny.
00:27:34I'll be sure to write that in your obituary.
00:27:35Get this motherfucker now!
00:27:38Let's go.
00:27:42All right.
00:27:44What's two more times?
00:27:48Hey, what the hell, Paxton?
00:27:50Cynthia could have been our windfall investor.
00:27:52Why'd you piss her off?
00:27:54Me.
00:27:55I just sold Jack as if he's the up-and-coming fighter to watch in next week's tournament.
00:27:59You should be thanking me.
00:28:00Oh, you sly dog, you, huh?
00:28:04Okay, okay.
00:28:05Wow!
00:28:05Enough, enough.
00:28:06Hey, speaking of Jack and Angie, you seen them around anywhere?
00:28:16Angie, you all right in there?
00:28:18It's a little cramped, but I'm doing fine.
00:28:22What a great performance.
00:28:24But let's get real.
00:28:25You're alone.
00:28:27And you ain't invincible.
00:28:29We'll see about that.
00:28:40Where's Angie?
00:28:41She's in the trunk, man.
00:28:42I got this.
00:28:43Hey, shut up.
00:28:44I need you on my six.
00:28:56Angie.
00:28:56Hey, boys.
00:28:58You're going to give me a hand?
00:29:01What's your name?
00:29:05I think a thank you is in order.
00:29:08If you two had actually protected me, like I hired you two instead of pickering all night,
00:29:13we could have avoided this whole mess.
00:29:15But yeah, thanks.
00:29:16I don't give a shit if you're sleeping.
00:29:21Wake the fuck up!
00:29:30It's a good thing you're so experienced at cleaning up messes.
00:29:34Until next time.
00:29:35Look, she's right, you know, Angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.
00:29:58No, man.
00:30:00But what about all the-
00:30:01We got a tournament to fight.
00:30:02All right?
00:30:03Crazed billionaire gym investors out for revenge.
00:30:06Trust me, we got enough to deal with without being at each other's throats.
00:30:09What do you say?
00:30:11Deal?
00:30:13Truce.
00:30:14I'm still going to beat you one day.
00:30:16We'll get our fight.
00:30:20In time.
00:30:22Okay.
00:30:23I got money to spend.
00:30:25A janitor that needs to be taken out of the fucking trash.
00:30:28It needs to be done fucking yesterday!
00:30:33All right, you ready?
00:30:34Mm-hmm.
00:30:35Okay.
00:30:37Is that too hard?
00:30:38No, I'm fine.
00:30:40What?
00:30:40Not some fragile princess.
00:30:43I got stamina.
00:30:45Wait.
00:30:46Is Angie flirting with me?
00:30:50Oh, God.
00:30:51Am I flirting back?
00:30:53Angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.
00:30:57We're good.
00:30:58Where are you going?
00:30:59I need to take a shower.
00:31:04Bye!
00:31:11Well, that didn't work.
00:31:14What is it, huh?
00:31:17Here it is.
00:31:18Here he is.
00:31:19Here he is.
00:31:19What?
00:31:23What's going on?
00:31:25Tournament announced the first round of fights.
00:31:28Ready to see who you're fighting, Jackie?
00:31:30I hope it's him.
00:31:33Imagine beating Paxton Whitlock in the first round.
00:31:36And the unlucky bastard is.
00:31:43What?
00:31:44What's wrong?
00:31:46I had no clue he got out so soon.
00:31:49Dude.
00:31:49You're fighting Andre Giganti.
00:31:52Wait, wait, wait.
00:31:52Who's Andre?
00:31:55Back it up, Andre.
00:31:57Looks like you're a free man once again.
00:32:01Most people that get in the ring with Andre Giganti don't come out alive.
00:32:06Come off of it, man.
00:32:07You're just trying to scare me.
00:32:09It's got to be a myth.
00:32:11Right?
00:32:13Right?
00:32:15Well, you know what I always do when I feel like I have a terrifying challenge ahead of me?
00:32:23I go to the spa!
00:32:25I've never been to one.
00:32:29Dude, what are you talking about?
00:32:37You know you're not supposed to wear clothes in here, right?
00:32:39Where does it say that?
00:32:41You're going to get heat stroked, dude.
00:32:43You're just mad you can't check me out, huh?
00:32:45Okay.
00:32:46Well, it's your funeral.
00:32:51Bye.
00:32:55Paxton, if that's you, man, close the door.
00:32:58You're letting out all the hot air.
00:33:00So annoying.
00:33:03And you are?
00:33:05Andre Giganti is the last man you'll ever see.
00:33:09Andre Giganti is the last man you'll ever see.
00:33:12No!
00:33:13No!
00:33:15Hey!
00:33:15I'm trapped in here!
00:33:16Andy!
00:33:17Paxton!
00:33:21Man, spa day was a good idea.
00:33:23Oh, thanks.
00:33:26You know, I think Jack's really enjoying himself.
00:33:29Who knows with that guy.
00:33:31Where is he, by the way?
00:33:32He's, uh...
00:33:35Help!
00:33:36He's sweating it out in the sauna.
00:33:38Believe it or not, he goes fully clothed when he's in there.
00:33:41What a weirdo, right?
00:33:43I hate to admit Paxton was right.
00:33:49Why can't they hear me?
00:33:51Are they flirting?
00:33:52I think...
00:33:53Oh, I think...
00:33:56I'm gonna die.
00:34:02And I tried to tell him.
00:34:05A lot of guys prefer to go near you.
00:34:06That's just...
00:34:07Angie!
00:34:13Jack?
00:34:13Jack?
00:34:14What the hell happened?
00:34:15Oh, my God!
00:34:15Hey!
00:34:16All right, man?
00:34:17Come on, man.
00:34:18Let's go.
00:34:18So Andre tried to kill Jack.
00:34:24That's what he says.
00:34:25I mean, he was delirious, but...
00:34:28I believe him.
00:34:29I've heard rumors that people sometimes pay Andre to stage...
00:34:33accidents.
00:34:35In the ring and elsewhere.
00:34:37But hardly anyone we know takes Jack seriously, and I know you didn't pay Andre.
00:34:41It doesn't matter who hired him.
00:34:44I'm still gonna beat his ass the same in the ring.
00:34:46Jack, let me handle this.
00:34:47All right, if Andre really is an assassin, we can use my parents' resources to gather...
00:34:51I don't need you to solve my problems for me, moneybags.
00:34:54Dude, is your brain still lacking oxygen?
00:34:58Whatever, man.
00:34:59He said someone would need to see Jack as competition to want to kill him, right?
00:35:06What if it is a...
00:35:08tournament...
00:35:10competition?
00:35:11Where you getting at?
00:35:13I think I know who's got it out for Jack.
00:35:24Gotcha, bitch.
00:35:25It's me.
00:35:29You're being an idiot again, Jack.
00:35:52A big, dumb idiot.
00:35:55I've got to handle this myself.
00:35:56You know, it's my first fight in the tournament, and I've got a lot to prove.
00:36:00What will it prove if you're dead?
00:36:07Angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.
00:36:11You got to show.
00:36:13Stop!
00:36:15Why won't you let me get close to you?
00:36:19That sauna thing really scared me.
00:36:21What if I lost you?
00:36:22I don't need your help, Angie.
00:36:24No one can do everything themselves.
00:36:27Vic wants to kill you because you helped me.
00:36:29Least you could do is talk to me.
00:36:32Hey, Jack!
00:36:33You ready to go?
00:36:41Andre Gigante made sure he was not followed.
00:36:44Can I ask you a question?
00:36:45What's with the whole third-person schtick?
00:36:48Were you dropped in your head as a kid or something?
00:36:50Andre Gigante thinks making fun of his well-documented brain trauma is uncalled for.
00:36:56Yeah, whatever.
00:37:02A gift.
00:37:05Laced lead with 40 pounds of extra wallop in each fist.
00:37:09One punch to the chest and the unlucky son of a bitch is going to stop breathing.
00:37:15Permanently.
00:37:15If I can't beat Andre Gigante in the ring, there's no way in hell I can beat Pax and Whitlock.
00:37:40Ladies and gentlemen, here in the broads, we're streaming live from the Boil Hikes Fighting Pits.
00:37:50You've all heard the rumors.
00:37:52They do him no injustice.
00:37:54Introducing, in this corner, the reigning Reaper of the Ring, Andre Gigante!
00:38:02Ladies and gentlemen, a slight change of plans.
00:38:05Turns out, Andre Gigante will not be fighting this evening.
00:38:08No, no, what are you doing, dude? Stop!
00:38:10Andre Gigante has done nothing wrong!
00:38:16Fuck!
00:38:17Oof!
00:38:18Katya red-handed.
00:38:19Or should I say, heavy-handed.
00:38:24You all right?
00:38:38I don't care that he cheated, I just, I wanted to win.
00:38:42I needed to win, Angie.
00:38:45Jack, it's okay that you got help.
00:38:47I had help, knowing you were out there watching me.
00:38:53That sounded a lot less wimpy in my head.
00:38:55Uh, uh, yeah, I need to take a shower.
00:39:14I can help with that.
00:39:14Jack, you see the look on your face when I saved your ass?
00:39:28It's fucking priceless, man.
00:39:31Uh, I know Andre got disqualified, but, uh, there's still a participation trophy if you still want to...
00:39:36Jack?
00:39:38Jack?
00:39:51All right, Angie.
00:39:52Show me what you got.
00:39:53Come on.
00:39:54I was great.
00:40:08Really, just, except for the shitty form and clumsy execution.
00:40:12Come on, I look hot.
00:40:12That's uncalled for, man.
00:40:14You want to teach her street fighting, right?
00:40:16Yet you're taking it easy with, with kid gloves.
00:40:19I wonder why.
00:40:20Why don't you try that on me?
00:40:24Try it again.
00:40:26No, come on, man.
00:40:29Are you serious?
00:40:31Fuck you.
00:40:32Hey, hey, I'm okay.
00:40:34Sorry, did I take it too far?
00:40:36Because, uh, Vic won't use restraint.
00:40:38I'm not mistaken.
00:40:39I want to try again.
00:40:42No, it's all right.
00:40:44Relax.
00:40:46Boys, in my office.
00:40:55Call came in this morning.
00:40:57Your next match, Arizona.
00:41:00Wait, what are you saying?
00:41:01You two are going to road trip together.
00:41:03Just the two of you.
00:41:04Let me get this straight.
00:41:05This dullard attacks me earlier.
00:41:08And now, I got to be locked in a car with him for six hours?
00:41:12How can this day get any better?
00:41:16Your cheap ass booked a room with only one bed?
00:41:20Oh, this is comfy.
00:41:27Hey, I was using that.
00:41:29Yeah, well, someone likes to wear their smurf thong to bed, so I got to build a pillow border.
00:41:33They're called fashion briefs, you classless dullard.
00:41:37Stop calling me a duck.
00:41:39What?
00:41:41Just go to bed, man.
00:41:49Okay, look.
00:41:50Clearly, you're angry at me, or you wouldn't have hurt Angie like that.
00:41:53So why don't you just tell me what's going on, because we've been traveling all day,
00:41:56I got a match in the morning, and I want to get some sleep.
00:41:58Dude, I saw you and Angie in the shower together after your last match.
00:42:02Wait, what?
00:42:03That's why you're mad?
00:42:05We made a pact, man.
00:42:07No one dates Angie until the tournament's over.
00:42:09You hurt Angie to get back at me?
00:42:14You ungrateful snake.
00:42:16You only slept there because you couldn't handle receiving your fucking ass.
00:42:18I've loved Angie since we were kids.
00:42:30You wouldn't know anything about that.
00:42:34Oh, God.
00:42:37I wouldn't know what love is.
00:42:39Your parents didn't even love you enough to stick around.
00:42:41I'm going to kill you.
00:42:47I hate you.
00:42:49Police, open up.
00:42:53Police, open up.
00:42:57Hey, officer.
00:42:59You two all right in there?
00:43:01Yeah, we're both great.
00:43:03We're good.
00:43:04Oh, it's just that I got a call for some sort of domestic situation.
00:43:08Yeah, um, yeah, we're both straight guys, so, you know, nothing's going on here.
00:43:14He did this to me because I refused to be a little spoon officer.
00:43:17What?
00:43:18What?
00:43:18I just, I said I needed to shower and brush my teeth.
00:43:21No, that's not...
00:43:24True.
00:43:32This bed, it's so uncomfortable.
00:43:35Oh, man, I can't believe I had to stay here all night.
00:43:41Would you shut up, crazy guy?
00:43:44Your mind goblins aren't real.
00:43:46God damn.
00:43:48Some of us have places to be in the morning.
00:43:50I'm so scared.
00:43:57Finally, some peace and quiet.
00:44:01Rise and shine, Jack.
00:44:05You're free to go.
00:44:10Sleep would have been nice.
00:44:13Ooh!
00:44:16Off to a real star for young hopeful.
00:44:18Jack Hurts.
00:44:22Keep your head up, Jack.
00:44:24Yeah?
00:44:25Ugh!
00:44:25Sorry, Angie.
00:44:34Looks like your new boyfriend's a real loser after all.
00:44:37Ugh.
00:44:37Angie.
00:44:49What the hell is wrong with you?
00:44:51What's wrong with me?
00:44:52I told you I cared for you, and you go and fuck that idiot.
00:44:55That had nothing to do with you.
00:44:58Oh, really?
00:45:01Then how do you explain falling for some random janitor?
00:45:04Jack is not just some random janitor.
00:45:06I've known him my whole life.
00:45:09We both have.
00:45:11Of course, you're just so self-centered.
00:45:13You totally forgot him.
00:45:15I just met the guy a few weeks ago.
00:45:16Jack grew up as a homeless orphan, Paxton.
00:45:24He only wants to beat you because he respects you so much,
00:45:28and you don't even see him.
00:45:32He just wants to be seen.
00:45:36This is amazing, folks.
00:45:43I've never seen anything like it.
00:45:44I don't know if it's by some old vendetta.
00:45:46Past promise.
00:45:47Supernatural force.
00:45:49For it.
00:45:49By sheer force of will.
00:45:50But no matter how many times this rookie gets knocked out,
00:45:53he just can gank back up.
00:45:55It's like the universe just isn't allowing him to stay down.
00:45:58You can do it, Jack.
00:46:13You can outlast him.
00:46:14I can't believe it.
00:46:32Jack hurts one without letting a single sound.
00:46:35Jack just, Jack just won.
00:46:46Sounds like you finally see him.
00:46:48Now, can we get back to the real reason I called?
00:46:51Yeah, yeah.
00:46:52What's the real reason you called?
00:46:54Oh, nothing.
00:46:55Just Vic broke in here and attacked me in my home.
00:46:59But he what?
00:47:02Yeah, attacked me in my home.
00:47:04Okay, though, I took care of it.
00:47:06Turns out all that self-defense training really paid off.
00:47:08Wait, what do you mean?
00:47:10Oh, I got him gagged and hog-tied on my living room floor.
00:47:14Can't believe this asshole was stupid enough to come alone.
00:47:22What do you have to say for yourself, Buster?
00:47:25Who say that I came alone, huh?
00:47:29Andre Gigante takes no pleasure in haming the pretty lady.
00:47:44Hello?
00:47:45Angie?
00:47:46Angie!
00:47:49Angie, where are you?
00:47:50I'll check upstairs.
00:47:57Paxton!
00:47:58Paxton!
00:47:59What?
00:47:59What?
00:48:00I don't know.
00:48:01What does it say?
00:48:03If you want Angie alive, come to the abandoned warehouse at the edge of town.
00:48:06Just you two.
00:48:07Alone.
00:48:10Hey, Jack, wait up!
00:48:11Don't follow me!
00:48:12Dude, you're walking into a trap.
00:48:14I don't care.
00:48:14Angie's in trouble and it's my job to protect her.
00:48:17It's both our jobs.
00:48:17Yo!
00:48:18Well, if it ain't the soft brain made and his big bossy bottom.
00:48:29Where's Angie?
00:48:30She's safe.
00:48:31We're gonna have ourselves a bit of a competition, shall we?
00:48:34You beat all of us.
00:48:36All three of yous can go on your merry way.
00:48:39Enlighten me.
00:48:40What if we lose?
00:48:42Let's just say.
00:48:45What happens to Fight Club dies in Fight Club.
00:48:49Get him.
00:48:49You remember me?
00:48:55Nope.
00:48:56I'll handle this.
00:48:58Why do you always have to be so difficult?
00:49:00There.
00:49:00Two for Ichi.
00:49:03Don't really have a choice in this, do I?
00:49:05I don't care.
00:49:05Just stay out of my freaking way.
00:49:06What's going on out there?
00:49:17Hey.
00:49:18No talking.
00:49:21I know we're not exactly on the best terms right now,
00:49:23but if we have any chance of beating these guys,
00:49:25we'll have to stick together.
00:49:26Fine.
00:49:27But I'm still not done with you yet.
00:49:28I don't care.
00:49:36These guys are unstoppable.
00:49:49Believe it, you creep.
00:49:54Wow.
00:49:55What a team.
00:49:56That fight?
00:49:59Real beauty.
00:49:59Oh.
00:50:02It's too bad.
00:50:04You know what I'm doing?
00:50:05Because it's going to be your last.
00:50:06Might as well save us the effort.
00:50:08Hand Angie over now.
00:50:09You pissed off the two best fighters in the world.
00:50:15Dude, I had cake for lunch.
00:50:17Dude, take off your shirt.
00:50:18Fine.
00:50:20Together, we can't lose.
00:50:32It's a bit insulting that these idiots think I'm such a non-threat
00:50:35that they didn't even tie my hands.
00:50:38That does give me an idea.
00:50:40What are you into?
00:50:41Huh?
00:50:43Big man like you.
00:50:45Strong hands.
00:50:47Thick fingers.
00:50:49But you know just how to get a girl wet.
00:50:51I didn't say you could speak.
00:50:52Oh, come on.
00:50:54Don't be a prude.
00:50:56What do you like to do in bed?
00:50:58Come on.
00:50:59You can tell mommy.
00:51:00Why do you want to know?
00:51:01Why don't you come over here and put me in my place?
00:51:03You know what I think?
00:51:05I think you're not man enough.
00:51:09Say that again.
00:51:10Let's do this, bitch.
00:51:22Arizona strategy, agreed?
00:51:23Let's wear them down.
00:51:24Let's get it.
00:51:25Let's do this, bitch.
00:51:26Let me go.
00:51:28Yes.
00:51:28This is for some new heels.
00:51:51Why don't you just give up, huh?
00:51:52Andre Gigante thinks you should slow down.
00:51:59Just like my last 30 opponents.
00:52:01Why don't we make them come to us?
00:52:03Huh?
00:52:04Hey, shitballs.
00:52:05I escaped.
00:52:16All right, all right.
00:52:21You're not so bad either.
00:52:22Come on.
00:52:27Man.
00:52:31I'm sober.
00:52:32Man, I don't get it.
00:52:34Does she like me or does she like you?
00:52:35Let's figure it out later, man.
00:52:37Both of you some sleep.
00:52:39You have no one.
00:52:40Tell me about it.
00:52:44Which one of you is Vic Michelson?
00:52:51Hey, ma.
00:52:51Call the tournament rules committee.
00:52:53Tell them I got a lovely little video to show them.
00:52:57You know, sometimes I forget you're still a janitor.
00:53:11It's crazy.
00:53:12Still, I'm forgiving you for Arizona, you know.
00:53:14Yeah.
00:53:15And we're going to settle our beef in the final round of the tournament.
00:53:18Looking forward to it.
00:53:19Boys, in my office.
00:53:22Now!
00:53:27I'm ruined.
00:53:30Everything I've worked for, no one's going to invest in this gym now.
00:53:33What are you talking about, Enzo?
00:53:35Your fight with Vic went viral.
00:53:38And the committee saw it.
00:53:39They're kicking you out of the tournament.
00:53:40What?
00:53:41Wait, what are you talking about?
00:53:43The rules committee of the tournament is coming down on me.
00:53:46They think you two knuckleheads are conspiring to fix the last fight.
00:53:50I guess there are rules for sponsoring two fighters.
00:53:54Who knew?
00:53:55So that's it?
00:53:56We're disqualified then?
00:53:57Oh, no.
00:53:58Just one of you.
00:54:00The other one gets to continue on to the finals.
00:54:02And they said I gotta choose.
00:54:05Choose?
00:54:05Wait, wait.
00:54:06You're picking me, right?
00:54:07I ain't decided that yet.
00:54:09Okay, no offense, but I'm the reigning champ here.
00:54:12I mean, before this, Jack was a nobody janitor.
00:54:14Some nobody janitor who can kick your ass.
00:54:16Oh, my God.
00:54:17Get over yourself, man.
00:54:18Look, I didn't mean it like that.
00:54:20But, Jack, come on.
00:54:21If anyone deserves this, it's...
00:54:22Play me for it, then.
00:54:23Oh, you're scared now, buddy.
00:54:25Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:54:25Hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:54:27Oh, that's perfect.
00:54:28A fight?
00:54:29Ah, the rules committee, they think you two aren't for real rivals.
00:54:33Why not give them a show, huh?
00:54:35We can even live stream it, bringing money for the gym.
00:54:39I'm gonna start arranging the details.
00:54:41You two, get ready for the fight of your lives.
00:54:44Wait, you can't be serious right now.
00:54:46Serious is a heart attack.
00:54:48If you two don't fight, I'm gonna lose everything I built here.
00:54:51So, for the one who comes out of the ring the winner, glad to have you.
00:54:55But for the loser, sorry.
00:54:57You gotta leave this gym for good.
00:55:03It's the only way, Paxton.
00:55:05This is just what you wanted, isn't it?
00:55:07To ruin my life?
00:55:09You know what?
00:55:09Why wait for the fight?
00:55:10Let's settle this right here, right now.
00:55:12Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what is that?
00:55:14Stop!
00:55:14Angie, we need to settle this right here.
00:55:18Which one of us do you want?
00:55:20Where is this coming from?
00:55:21You know what?
00:55:22I wanna know too.
00:55:23Okay, you kissed him at the banquet and we made love in the showers at the arena.
00:55:26Is this for real?
00:55:27Are we for real?
00:55:28If you have to ask, you are still a big, dumb idiot.
00:55:33And you are too.
00:55:35This drama isn't about me, and it never was.
00:55:39The two of you need to figure out whatever this is between you.
00:55:42Otherwise, I don't want anything to do with either of you.
00:55:45Two childhood rivals in a fight ten years in the making.
00:56:04In one corner, the golden boy champ.
00:56:07The God-given mandate of heaven.
00:56:11Inches away from the title.
00:56:13He was born to claim versus trash-born rookie underdog.
00:56:17Whose sole dream is to steal his thunder.
00:56:21This is one for the history books.
00:56:24Man, you're gonna wanna watch this.
00:56:26You are gonna watch this live.
00:56:32You know, there was this homeless orphan kid
00:56:35I found living in an alley behind my school growing up.
00:56:39He always wanted to hang out with me.
00:56:41For some reason, it really got under my skin.
00:56:45He wasn't afraid of me.
00:56:46He had nothing to lose.
00:56:48Part of the remembered, huh?
00:56:49Look, man.
00:56:55Let's go out there and give that crowd a real good show.
00:56:59Or exchange some blows.
00:57:00Spit out some blood.
00:57:02Make things real dramatic.
00:57:04And in the second half, you throw the match.
00:57:07What?
00:57:09I need you to throw it, man.
00:57:11I've worked my whole life for a shot at this title.
00:57:13I mean, all my parents' investments, all my best years, it'd be for nothing.
00:57:16If I get disqualified, that's it, man.
00:57:18Come on, help me out here.
00:57:18No, no.
00:57:19I'm not gonna do that.
00:57:20I'm not throwing the fight.
00:57:22Dude, you don't even want this.
00:57:23You haven't worked half as hard for half...
00:57:25Yet I'm better.
00:57:26I'm better.
00:57:27And I'm gonna prove today that I'm better, too.
00:57:29You wanna beat me in a fight?
00:57:31Fine.
00:57:32We'll have that fight some other day in some other arena.
00:57:35But today is do or die.
00:57:36There are people watching out there, man.
00:57:38Today means something.
00:57:39You don't understand, man.
00:57:41That's exactly why I need to do it.
00:57:42To prove that I can.
00:57:45Wow.
00:57:46After everything we've been through, you still fucking hate me, don't you?
00:57:49Why?
00:57:53Before I hated you, all I ever wanted was to be your friend!
00:57:56You just always made me feel like I deserve to be alone.
00:58:01And now I'm gonna make sure you know how it feels.
00:58:04I'm gonna beat you.
00:58:06Boys, what are you still doing back here?
00:58:07That fight's about to start.
00:58:16Maybe you do deserve to be alone.
00:58:33I'm gonna fucking kill him!
00:58:35I want a clean fight!
00:58:38Why don't you tell that to Paxton?
00:58:39He's the one prone to cheap shots.
00:58:41Whatever it takes to survive, yeah?
00:58:43Ain't that what you told Angie?
00:58:44Alright, alright.
00:58:48And...
00:58:48Fight!
00:58:57Wow.
00:58:58That's a lot of yours.
00:59:00I thought you weren't gonna come.
00:59:01Gonna bring myself to miss him?
00:59:05You better give up now.
00:59:16It's only gonna get worse from here.
00:59:20Fight!
00:59:21You!
00:59:22Damn!
00:59:24Hey!
00:59:25I told you two I want a clean fight!
00:59:31Hey!
00:59:31I'm watching you two!
00:59:33I'm okay.
00:59:35I'm okay.
00:59:36I'm okay.
00:59:41He's never gonna give up, is he?
00:59:43He needs this too damn badly.
00:59:45He only wants to beat you so badly because he respects you.
00:59:49He just wants to be seen.
00:59:51Do I need to win that battle?
00:59:53Take this whistle.
00:59:59I need you to keep an eye on the fight.
01:00:00What are you doing?
01:00:01Leaving?
01:00:02Some asshole's posting a illegal gambling site in a chat and I think I know who.
01:00:07So?
01:00:08So I'm gonna call Paxton's old man.
01:00:09I'm gonna find out who's taking my money!
01:00:13Stay here and announce the fight.
01:00:14Jack and Paxton seem like they are off to a rough start.
01:00:21Paxton seems very aggressive at the moment.
01:00:25But anything can change as the fight has only just begun.
01:00:28He's fucking guys, huh?
01:00:29I can't decide if I'm betting against the poor urchin or the jerk who insulted me.
01:00:33It don't matter, Mom, okay?
01:00:34All the money comes to the family.
01:00:37And you know what they say?
01:00:38The house always wins.
01:00:40I should have known you two chuckle fucks were related.
01:00:45Enzo!
01:00:46Enzo!
01:00:47What are you doing in our house?
01:00:49I'm still the sponsor of those two fighters on screen.
01:00:52If anybody should be making money off of them, it's me!
01:00:55It's me!
01:01:10Why isn't he blocking?
01:01:12It's like he's giving up.
01:01:18Something just happened.
01:01:20Paxton is down.
01:01:21He seems injured.
01:01:21What the hell, Paxton?
01:01:34Why don't you block me?
01:01:36I'm throwing, stupid.
01:01:37You need this more than I do.
01:01:39Will you get up, you asshole?
01:01:40You can't even let me have my win for real.
01:01:42Dude, this is for real, man.
01:01:43I just don't want it anymore, all right?
01:01:45It's cool.
01:01:46Now's a great chance for you to prove yourself and make it look good.
01:01:50All right.
01:01:51Ow, ow, ow!
01:01:55My ankle!
01:01:56Oh, I'm done.
01:01:58My ankle.
01:01:58What are you doing?
01:01:59Get up.
01:02:00I can beat your ass some other day.
01:02:02I'm going to prove that I'm better than you, even at losing.
01:02:04What?
01:02:05Oh, God!
01:02:07Oh, God!
01:02:08I'm done.
01:02:08I lost.
01:02:09Oh, my stomach!
01:02:11Oh, no!
01:02:13Jack's the winner.
01:02:13No!
01:02:14I lost!
01:02:16You win!
01:02:17Come on, man!
01:02:17Paxton won!
01:02:18No, I'm definitely, definitely the loser.
01:02:20It's a draw!
01:02:24It's a draw!
01:02:26That was amazing!
01:02:38What the hell was that?
01:02:40I don't even know.
01:02:42I guess we...
01:02:44Who cares?
01:02:44Good news!
01:02:49The gym is rich again.
01:02:53Vic's clients, they agreed to invest.
01:02:55You know, as long as we don't expose their little illegal gambling ring.
01:02:58Yeah.
01:02:59Don't do that.
01:03:00Just send them to jail.
01:03:02But honey...
01:03:03It's money!
01:03:04It's money!
01:03:05It's money!
01:03:05It's money!
01:03:05It's money!
01:03:07Okay, while you guys figure that out, I mean, what about us?
01:03:11You said you can't sponsor us anymore.
01:03:12Not as individual fighters.
01:03:14But you made us so much money!
01:03:17I was thinking, what do you think if I sponsor you as a team?
01:03:22A team?
01:03:24Yeah.
01:03:25At the International Tag Team Fighting Tournament.
01:03:28What's seven more continents, right?
01:03:30So long as this hope agrees.
01:03:32What do you say, Jackie boy?
01:03:33Great form, Becca!
01:03:46Thanks, Angie.
01:03:47I had a great teacher.
01:03:48All right.
01:03:49That is it for Angie's self-defense class for this week.
01:03:52I will see you all next week when we learn how handy a high hill can be when used as a weapon.
01:04:01Hey, future wife.
01:04:04Hey.
01:04:06How's class going?
01:04:08Really great.
01:04:10Cool.
01:04:11Speaking of, looks like Paxton has found himself some groupies.
01:04:15Let him have his fun.
01:04:18Hey, what are you all just standing around for?
01:04:20The world championship fighters tonight.
01:04:22Come on, let's go!
01:04:33Dude, can you believe we're about to be world champs?
01:04:40Come on!
01:04:41Still got to win, man.
01:04:42Dude, has there ever been a doubt?
01:04:44Come on.
01:04:45Speaking of doubts, how are you feeling about the briefs?
01:04:49Come on, hit me straight.
01:04:50Nah, I don't know, man.
01:04:52I still don't like them, but they protect the little guys.
01:04:55They protect the little guys!
01:04:56I get it.
01:04:57Come on, everyone.
01:04:57I get it.
01:04:59Ah, dude.
01:05:02Man.
01:05:04I'm really glad we're friends, man.
01:05:06Me too.
01:05:06Ready yourselves for the main event, folks.
01:05:09Live from Madison Square Garden, this is the Underground Tag Team Fighting Tournament
01:05:15World Championship Finals.
01:05:18You ready?
01:05:20I was born ready.
01:05:23Let's go.
01:05:24Ladies and gentlemen, you know them, you love them.
01:05:26Give it up for your Jack Janitor and golden boy, Jack Hurts and Paxton Whitlock!
01:05:35Woo!
01:05:36Woo!
01:05:37Woo!
01:05:38Woo!
01:05:39Woo!
01:05:40Woo!
01:05:41Woo!
01:05:42Woo!
01:05:43Woo!
01:05:44Woo!
01:05:45Woo!
01:05:46Woo!
01:05:47Woo!
01:05:49Woo!
01:05:50Woo!
01:05:51Woo!
01:05:52Woo!
01:05:53Woo!
01:05:54Woo!
01:05:55Woo!
01:05:56Woo!
01:05:57Woo!
01:05:58Woo!
01:05:59Woo!
01:06:00Woo!
01:06:01Woo!
01:06:02Woo!
01:06:03Woo!
01:06:04Woo!
01:06:05Woo!
01:06:05Woo!
Be the first to comment
Add your comment