00:00Breaking news from Infoblast!
00:03A Kaiju attack has left employers bereft of 42 staff today.
00:07Great news for those who bet on the 40 to 50 casualties bracket.
00:11Ka-ching!
00:12A local cleanup crew is on-site,
00:14and with the usual lasers and claws of their trade,
00:17they'll rip and tear the beast apart until the job is done.
00:22However, we journalists must ask the important questions.
00:26Should we trust independent cleanup crews to handle these disasters?
00:30Is it safe? Can we rely on them?
00:33Are they even human beings?
00:36And would we not feel safer with a more trusted corporation,
00:39such as the one that so generously funds this broadcast?
00:43Stay tuned to Infoblast.
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00:57Glarens, I don't know what the-
00:58G либо mrald...
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