00:00Alright, picture this. Me and my buddy Dave are trying to set up this ridiculously complicated tent in the backyard. Instructions look like they were written in an alien language. I'm holding a pole, Dave's tangled in the fabric, and we're both spinning in circles. Just pull your end, I yell. Which end is my end?
00:17He shouts back, sounding like he's being swallowed by a giant blue nylon monster. Suddenly, I notice we have an audience. My cat Mittens is sitting on the porch rail, tail twitching, giving us this look of pure, unadulterated disdain. Next to her, a squirrel has stopped, mid-nut-bearing, frozen, one tiny paw raised, just staring. It's like they're both thinking, and these are the dominant species.
00:44How? I swear I heard the squirrel chatter to a nearby blue jay. See, Brian.
00:50This is why we hoard our own food. We just gave up and ordered a pizza.
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