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00:00Bhai ji chaiye.
00:20Bhai ji chaiye.
00:24Haan bana bana.
00:26Woh isko chhodi zara baat se.
00:28Ji. Ji bhai ji.
00:30Hukam.
00:31Woh ek liye ladki hai. Sitara.
00:33Jisse sitara ki tarah chimak thi jayeti.
00:35Haan ji haan ji.
00:36Kaisi hai?
00:37Acha woh sitara.
00:38Haan toh badi khobsoorat ji.
00:40Poori filmi heroine lagti hai.
00:44Yeh dono aapas mein kaise hai?
00:47Kaun Jahangir?
00:48Jahangir ke saath iska kaisa rishta hai?
00:51Jahangir ke saath?
00:52Theek hai ji.
00:53Mohabbat karte hai dono ek doosre ke saath.
00:55Toh aisa kar ki jaya ki uske kamri mein
00:57usko bula ke laa.
00:58Acha?
00:59Aur sun.
01:00Jahangir ko pata nahi chalna chahiye.
01:03Jahangir toh hai hi nahi yahaan pe.
01:05Kul kala ka datkar baat karein.
01:07Abhi bula ke laata hoon.
01:09Acha sun yeh saare chamchon ko idhar udhar karte hain.
01:12Main abhi karta hoon.
01:13Oye idhar hao zara.
01:15Foda kaam hai.
01:17Aajao zara peechhe.
01:22Aajao zara peechhe.
01:45Bhai baas sunne yeh log kaha gaye hain?
01:47Pata hai nahi inke baare mein.
01:48Yeh log gaye hai toh kaafi time ho gaya.
01:50Pata hai nahi kaan gaye.
01:56Babu yeh log toh ghar chhod gaye hain.
01:58Ho kaha hai kaafi time se nahi hai.
02:16Chalo.
02:20Chalo.
02:38Chalo.
02:50Assalamwalekum.
02:52Walekumassalam.
02:56Chai bani hui hai.
02:58Aap chahein toh chai phila hoon aapko.
03:04Aam.
03:06Dara wasal kya hai.
03:08Jaan hi toh cheeze banathe hain na.
03:10Wo mujhe toh khaahi pee jaati.
03:12Uske haath mein na zaika hi nahi hai.
03:14Aur bahot hi burri hoti hai.
03:16Maafi haan.
03:18Kya keh rahe hain.
03:20Hum toh mardon ke haath ke zaika ke aad nahi ho chahiye.
03:24Ek mard ke haath mein.
03:26Aurat ke haath ke zaika ka.
03:30Yeh toh na aapne
03:32bahot pata ki baat kiya hai.
03:34Bihkul theek keh rahe hain aap.
03:38Aapko yahaan rahthe bhi
03:40koi mushkil, koi parishani koi?
03:42Ek parishani ho toh
03:44main aapko bataun.
03:46Itni saari makhiyan hain.
03:48Raat ko machhar hain.
03:50Gaay hain, bhai se.
03:52Aur phir unka gobar bhi hai.
03:54Aur uski badboot.
03:56Sachi bataun aapko toh
03:58mujhe toh Jahangir yahaan yeh keh ke laaya tha
04:00ke uski haveli mein jaayenge.
04:02Mujhe yeh thodi na malum tha ke
04:04ek aise kamra mein rehna padega
04:06jahan har cheez pe
04:08gand aur kart hai.
04:10Gand aur kart hai.
04:12Toh aap mujhe pehle bata thi.
04:14Main Jani se keh ke aapke kamre ki
04:16aapke shayan-e-shaan safai karwata hai.
04:18Fikar mat karein.
04:20Aapka kamra bilkul aise ho jayega
04:22jahan aap bahot khush hoge.
04:24Theek hai?
04:26Haan.
04:40Aree
04:42kaise lag rahe hain?
04:44Yeh toh
04:46sone ke lag rahe hain.
04:48Yeh toh hain hi sone ke.
04:50Lekin yeh mere liye kyun?
04:52Aap aadhar se liye ke main
04:54Aap aadhar se guzara tha main
04:56dekha. Mere bade khubsoorat
04:58lage baine ki yeh aapke liye.
05:00Aree toh waqeeme
05:02bahot khubsoorat hai.
05:04Bhaijaan, aapko bata hai
05:06aapka sirf naam bhaiji nahi hai.
05:08Aap toh sach mein bhai hai.
05:10Mera sagha bhai hota na, wo bhi mere liye yeh hi karta.
05:12Aapne aaj bhai hona ka farz dibhaya hai.
05:14Main yeh shisha ke saamne na yeh pehend ke dekh ke aari hoon.
05:16Bohot-bohot shukriya.
05:24Pathe nahi inke baare mein
05:26yeh logon gaye ho toh kaafi time ho gaya.
05:28Aap pathe nahi kaan gaye.
05:32Babu, yeh log toh ghar chhod gaye hai.
05:34Woh keh rahe hain kaafi time se nahi gaye.
05:42Abba, aur
05:44main tuition ki baat kar rahi thi.
05:46Chal.
05:48Abba,
05:50main tuition ki baat kar rahi thi.
05:52Chal.
05:54Naye kharshe shuru.
05:58Paise ki parwadi.
06:02Suno.
06:04Tume padaa likha ke
06:06mujhe koi inaam nahi milna hai.
06:08Pehle.
06:10Padaa likha ho.
06:12Phir jahid jamaa karo.
06:14Juru jamaa karo.
06:16Rukhsat karo.
06:18Aur milna kya hai?
06:20Zubair,
06:22bachyon ke saamne toh na kiya karein.
06:24Aisi baatein. Unka lihaas kar lein.
06:26Aapke apni aulad hai na yeh.
06:28Chhuru ho gayi ustani ji.
06:30Tum apni kaam se kaam rakho.
06:32Tum se baat nahi kar raha ho.
06:34Yeh nasiyate jo hai na,
06:36apne tak yeh rakho.
06:38Jaisi maa rondi surat,
06:40waisi yeh bachiyan.
06:42Tum logo dekhte na,
06:44acche khase insaan ka
06:46mood ka beda gharg ho jaye.
06:51Bahut kharat kiya hai tumne, Zubair.
06:55Mere saath aur mere bachiyon ke saath.
06:57Andaza hai tumhe?
06:59Main kya maaf karungi tumhe?
07:01Tumhari bachiyan, tumhari auladin
07:03tumhe saari zindagi maaf nahi karenge iske baad.
07:07Aamare haq ka kya?
07:09Aamare haq ki takseem karne se pehle
07:11humein nikaal toh dete hai is ghar se toh.
07:14Bade hukook jala rahe hain tumhe.
07:16Wah wah wah.
07:18Isliye ab yaad aa rahe hain?
07:20Kyunke itne harse se khamosh
07:22isliye baith rahe hain.
07:24Ki tum jaisi bhi ho,
07:26jo bhi karte ho, mere ho.
07:28Toh batwara kar diya hai na tumhne.
07:32Ek baat tum kaal kulkar suno.
07:34Mera aur meri bachiyon ka haq
07:36tumhe pehle dena padega.
07:38Warna nahi aane dungi
07:40main us ladki ko is ghar mein.
07:42Ladki kisi aur ko dena?
07:44Bata kise.
07:48Bata kise.
08:10So bad mujhe
08:12mujhe mere aur mere bachiyon ke liye
08:14alayda ghar chahiye.
08:26Kya kaha hai?
08:32Theek suna hai aapne.
08:38Alayda ghar chahiye.
08:40Alayda ghar chahiye.
08:42Kya kaha hai?
08:44Alayda ghar chahiye.
09:06Alayda ghar chahiye.
09:08Chalo.
09:10Chalo.
09:12Chalo.
09:16Haan?
09:18Alayda ghar chahiye tujhe?
09:20Chalo.
09:22Chalo.
09:24Zubair baas.
09:26Zubair baas.
09:28Zubair baas.
09:30Zubair baas.
09:32Zubair baas.
09:34Zubair baas.
09:36Chhiye kamra.
09:38Zubair.
09:40Zubair.
09:46God ka baasta hai tumhe Zubair.
09:48Mohabbat na sahi hamdardi
09:50kar lo mujhe.
09:52Haan daas hai tumhe.
09:54Kitni takleef hoti hogi mujhe.
09:56Aur tumhari har dharmi ke wale
09:58isi poori ghar ko takleef hoti hai.
10:00Arey kya cheez ho tum?
10:02Kya aqaat hai tumhari?
10:04Isi tumhari aqaat khatan nahi hoti?
10:06Kya dekh rahi ho?
10:10Kya dekh rahi ho?
10:12Galat ka kuch maine?
10:14Arey haath bagal ke tumhe bahaan nikaal du na
10:16toh kuch thikana na ho tumhara.
10:18Arey koi hai tumhare aage peechhe?
10:20Na baap na bhai.
10:22Arey tumhe toh shukar ada karne chahiye
10:24ke hum jaise log mile tumhe.
10:26Haan sahi keh ro.
10:28Shukar ada karne chahiye
10:30ki tum jaise log mile jino ne
10:32Is ghar mein padha de diye
10:34aur laakon hazaaron taane bhi dete
10:36aisaaz bhi jataate
10:38Haan toh itna chhawa chhawa ki kyu bol rahi ho?
10:40Galat keh rahi ho main?
10:42Meri maa sahi kehate hai ki tum ek makar
10:44mizni aurat ho.
10:46Tumhare andar zahir barawa hai.
10:48Tumhara bas chale toh humein das lo.
10:50Chhim ho jao Tumher.
10:52Khuda ka ghaaf kar lo.
10:54Tumein dar nahi lagta hai kya khuda se?
10:56Main baap kya rahi ho tum se?
10:58Apne hukook baag rahi ho.
11:00Tumhein maine.
11:02Nahi deta.
11:04Jao. Joh karna hai kar lo.
11:06Kya kar sakti hai wo?
11:08Kya kar sakti hai tum?
11:10Joh kar sakti hai kar lo.
11:14Par daro uss waqt se Tumher.
11:16Daro uss waqt se ki
11:18Tumhar khuda aisa waqt lai
11:20ki Tumhein mautaaj hona padhe
11:22meri aur meri machiyon ka.
11:26Daro uss waqt se Tum.
11:30Daro uss waqt se Tum.
11:56Nana aapko pata hai?
11:58Jab teacher ne first position ke liye
12:00mera naam announce kiya,
12:02main toh hiraan hi raha gayi thi.
12:04Kyu beta kyu hiraan raha gayi thi?
12:06Nahi meri beti ne itni mahinat ki thi
12:08toh Allah mian toh mahinat ka phal deta hai.
12:10Agar main bimaar nahi hoti na
12:12toh main second ke bhije first position laati.
12:14Arre toh beta kya hua?
12:16Ab mahinat karna.
12:18Inshallah first position aayegi aapki.
12:20Ammi liye dua kariyega Nana jaan.
12:22Haan beta main bahot saari dua karunga.
12:24Yeh log mithai aage mithai kao.
12:26Yeh log mithai aage mithai kao.
12:42Beta aap log kamne pe jao.
12:44Ji.
12:46Ji.
12:54Ammi kya hua?
12:56Kyu roh rahi hai?
12:58Beta jeena
13:00bet jao.
13:02Bet ho.
13:12Aap bete na chacha.
13:14Aap bet jao.
13:16Bas aise na toh
13:18jazbaati hogi.
13:26Machiyon ka baap toh
13:28aapne zibidariya jhatak kar chalagi.
13:34Mere bichare chacha ko
13:36chaar chaar betiya sawal ni padh rahi hai.
13:44Aur wo bhi
13:46bhagay rukh kiye
13:48itni mohabbat se.
13:52Beta bad naseeb hai wo
13:54jisne Allah ki
13:56rahmaton ko thukraya.
14:02Main toh
14:04khud ko khud naseeb samajhtao
14:06ke Allah ne mujhe tohfeeg di.
14:14Chacha.
14:20Rote nahi.
14:22Rote nahi.
14:24Rona kamzori ki nishani hai.
14:26Mujhe takleef hoti hai.
14:28Roh nahi rahi hu aise.
14:30Aapke mohabbat dekh ke na
14:32aag bhar aayi thi.
14:36Chacha, samajh bhi nahi aata aapke.
14:38Aapke haisalo ka
14:40padla kaise chuka paoge.
14:42Chacha, ahsaan?
14:44Nahi.
14:46Ahsaan nahi hai.
14:48Farz hai.
14:50Ek baap ka farz.
15:12Sabah aur Sana ko bulwa lo.
15:14Sabah aur Sana ko bulao.
15:42Arre bhaiji, yeh aapko
15:44itne mehenge restaurant milani
15:46kya zarut thi aur wo bhi
15:48itna zyada khaana bhaiji.
15:50Waisi hum kam ahsaan band
15:52hai aapke.
15:54Kya baat kar rahe ho?
15:56Achhi baat hai le aaye.
15:58Woh daal, roti, sabzi kaun ka ke
16:00meri mooh ka zayka kharaab ho gaya tha.
16:02Tum bhi khao na.
16:04Bill main nahi dena.
16:06Tum bhi nahi dena.
16:08Parashaan na ho.
16:10Nikhau.
16:40Nikhau.
17:10Nikhau.
17:12Nikhau.
17:14Nikhau.
17:16Nikhau.
17:18Nikhau.
17:20Nikhau.
17:22Nikhau.
17:24Nikhau.
17:26Nikhau.
17:28Nikhau.
17:30Nikhau.
17:32Nikhau.
17:34Nikhau.
17:36Nikhau.
17:38Bhiya ko na jaane diya jaye.
17:40Badle par badla ho jayega.
17:42Bhiya tum kaha ho?
17:44Apne shohar ke ghar.
17:46Aur kaha ho gyi?
17:48Achha nahi kiya tum main.
17:50Bahot badi keemat chukaan hi parayega tum hai iski.
17:52Kahi ka nahi chhorunga na tum hai.
17:54Aur mai tumhe kahi ka nahi chhorunga.
17:56Bhaiji,
17:58Minha ko mauka deke dekhiye na.
18:00Bahot mohabbat karte hai Kabir se.
18:02Mohabbat toh aay rooz ho jati hai par
18:04junoon ki had tak mohabbat ho na
18:06Aisaan har had paar karne ki himmat kar leta hai.
18:08Junoon ki had se badkar
18:10mohabbat karte hai Kabir se.
18:12Toh phir diya tumhe mauka.
18:14Kya laga tumhain? Itni asaani se mujhara logi?
18:16Nahi meri jaan.
18:18Badla lena kise kahte hai?
18:20Yeh mai tum aise kaha ho ga?
18:22Main ek minute
18:24bhiya nahi rogogi.
18:26Raat peh rogi.
18:28Aur mai
18:30peh nikal jogi.
18:365 months
18:38later
18:485 mahine par laga kar ud gaye hain.
18:52Pata hi nahin chala.
19:00So subhan peh shyaam tak tumhara store samalg tahun.
19:06I have put my business aside.
19:14Thank you, Aslam.
19:17I can't thank you enough.
19:37Aslam, how is the shop doing these days?
19:45Shop? What shop? The shop is completely empty.
19:58There is no stock.
20:00It's all the same.
20:05Now think for yourself how the business will be and how the shop will run.
20:09What is there to eat? I am very hungry.
20:30I swear, I haven't eaten anything since morning except for tea.
20:39Oh, son, only lentils are cooked in our house.
20:55Lentils? No, no, I don't feel like eating lentils.
21:09Come on, it's okay, I will order something to eat from outside.
21:24Sidra dear, the chicken that we had kept for the guests in the fridge,
21:31you can make karahi from it.
21:40When she is saying, she is ordering from outside.
22:01Mother, can you arrange some money?
22:21If I get the stock in the shop, then the business will shine again.
22:51Aslam, we don't have money.
23:12Mother, my condition is in front of you.
23:26I am completely helpless.
23:28Zubair is absolutely right, son.
23:34We are completely broke. We don't have any money.
23:37Mother, just once, if we get 5 to 10 lakhs, then…
23:46Just think that we will be able to buy a house soon.
23:49We will be able to buy a house soon.
23:51We will be able to buy a house soon.
23:53Mother, just once, if we get 5 to 10 lakhs, then…
24:04Just think that we will be able to buy a house soon.
24:22Otherwise, the situation can get worse.
24:26The company people will take away all the stuff from the store.
24:345 to 10 lakhs?
24:41From where will they come, son?
24:49We don't even have a single penny.
24:52We don't even have a single penny.
25:04Mother, I am telling you that I don't have a lot of money.
25:10You arrange some money and I will arrange some from my side.
25:14We have to get the stock in the shop, right?
25:18We have to get Zubair treated. We have to get Sidra married.
25:22All this will be possible, right?
25:24All this will be possible, right?
25:25All this will be possible, right?
25:53You are right, son.
25:55I don't know what to say to myself.
26:04We had a car, right?
26:06We sold that too for a few pennies.
26:09We had to get Zubair treated.
26:16Mother, if you have some jewellery with you, then give it to me.
26:26When the business will be set, the jewellery will be made again.
26:34When someone will wear it, then it will come back, right?
26:38Son, where is the jewellery?
26:42They took it away.
26:56Mother.
27:00He is right.
27:05When the business will be set, then your jewellery will be made.
27:11Jewellery?
27:13Yes. Give this to Aslam.
27:19Start a business, get the goods, then not just one, six will be made from the profit.
27:24Mother, this is my promise to you.
27:28Instead of one, I will get two made and that too very soon.
27:39You don't want our conditions to be good, right?
27:41Why don't you want our conditions to be good?
27:52Why don't you want our conditions to be good?
27:57Do you want it at all?
28:04I am tired of spending money holding on to you, son.
28:08Then give these bangles to him.
28:09No, no, no, brother. No need.
28:12I am not taking any bangles or bangles from you.
28:16You do one thing, you sell these bangles yourself
28:19and come with me to the shop and get the goods. That's it.
28:23Okay.
28:26Brother Aslam, this is not trustworthiness.
28:28This is not trustworthiness.
28:36Mother, this is the profit of a few months. Take this.
28:50Hey, this is more than the last few months.
28:59Where did the minister work so hard?
29:13It is me who is working so hard.
29:22Here son, take these bangles.
29:26Oh God, I am not able to take it off.
29:29Be careful. Be careful.
29:32Take this son.
29:36Sell these and put them in business.
29:40God willing, God will bless you.
29:43Amen. Amen.
29:45In the name of God. In the name of God.
29:56In the name of God.
30:07Now you have given me these bangles.
30:09I will mix a few from my side. It will be done. It will be done.
30:12I will put the goods in the shop.
30:14It will be great.
30:18Okay.
30:20Thank you son. Thank you.
30:25Okay, this is done.
30:29I am very hungry.
30:32I will get something to eat.
30:47Yes, Sameer.
30:51Bring two kilos of chicken to Zubair's house.
30:55Yes, we have to get a pan made.
30:59We will get it made. I mean…
31:06Go.
31:08I have kept the chicken in the fridge. Go and cook it.
31:16Go.
31:26You can do this much.
31:45He is very lazy.
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