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00:00:00Hi, I'm Eve, and if you're wondering why I'm holding these coffees, it is not because I'm the
00:00:09coffee girl. I just got hired at Archer House, New York City's most prestigious architecture firm.
00:00:17I didn't order this. I'm going to be the best architect in the world. This is just the first
00:00:25job that's going to help me get there. I said no dairy. Vegans, huh. This is Mason Archer,
00:00:37architecture god. I've been obsessed with his work since I was in middle school.
00:00:42Sorry, it's hard to look away. Some girls want a house, a dog, a husband. Well, I say fuck all
00:00:51that. I'm here to party with the big boys. Nothing can stop me now.
00:00:57Oh my god. Mr. Archer, I am so sorry. I will clean it up.
00:01:27And do not move.
00:01:34Take off your shirt.
00:01:35What?
00:01:36You're not going to walk around my office with your tits out. Take it off. Now.
00:01:42Wait, is he hitting on me?
00:01:53Demi, bring me a spare shirt.
00:01:55Demi, bring me a spare shirt.
00:01:56Hello?
00:01:57Wipe me off.
00:02:06Is this really happening?
00:02:20Well, give it to her.
00:02:22Well, get out of my office.
00:02:38Oh my god.
00:02:44That was my new boss.
00:02:46Mason Archer.
00:02:47Now I'm busy.
00:03:00Mr. Archer, I came to return your shirt.
00:03:04So, you're the new office girl.
00:03:30Um, uh, yes ma'am.
00:03:33Ma'am.
00:03:35No.
00:03:36No, ma'am.
00:03:38Come with me.
00:03:42Is everything okay?
00:03:46Some advice.
00:03:49You don't get promoted around here for being a little slut.
00:03:54What's this bitch's problem?
00:04:06So, you're the new office girl.
00:04:10Uh, yes, Mr. Archer.
00:04:11I started today.
00:04:13Your dress.
00:04:13Tomorrow, you will watch something shorter.
00:04:21Excuse me?
00:04:23Did you not hear me?
00:04:26Where?
00:04:27Something.
00:04:29Shorter.
00:04:29Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
00:04:34Uh.
00:04:37Uh.
00:04:38Yeah, so.
00:04:39You listen to me.
00:04:41I will not be spoken to like I am some...
00:04:43I will speak to you.
00:04:46However I wish.
00:04:48You are a disobedient child like all the rest.
00:04:51And I am going to break you.
00:04:54Office girl.
00:04:55I want this job, but I will not be talked to like that.
00:05:00Well, okay then.
00:05:02Pack your shit.
00:05:04And get out.
00:05:05Hey, Miss Pratt.
00:05:28Is everything okay?
00:05:29Okay.
00:05:35Jamie?
00:05:44What happened?
00:05:45Found her unconscious.
00:05:47I'm fine.
00:05:48Really, okay?
00:05:49I just forgot to take my pill.
00:05:51Don't scare me like that.
00:05:54Jamie, it's not funny.
00:05:55Okay.
00:05:57All right.
00:05:58Two years ago, my sister and her husband were killed in a car accident.
00:06:01Jamie is their daughter.
00:06:06She survived the crash, but...
00:06:11There's nothing we can do about the wheelchair, but to be sick on top of that, that's just not fair for a teenage girl.
00:06:19So, how was your first day?
00:06:21Did they make you the boss yet?
00:06:23Not yet, but soon.
00:06:25You hungry?
00:06:26You hungry?
00:06:26Yeah.
00:06:27Yeah.
00:06:27Yeah.
00:06:31One day, I'm going to have the money to get her the procedure she needs.
00:06:36Eve, look.
00:06:38The real reason why I came by was to give you this.
00:06:42I'll have the money, I...
00:06:56Soon, I promise I...
00:06:59Eve, I'm really very sorry.
00:07:02I love you, and Jamie really let us out of my hands this time.
00:07:07Hey.
00:07:15Hey.
00:07:16What are you doing?
00:07:19What are you doing?
00:07:22Stop right now.
00:07:24You can't go in there.
00:07:27Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:07:28Mr. Archer, I tried to stop her.
00:07:30Do you think you can just mess with people's lives like that?
00:07:34Didn't I fire you?
00:07:35You're a real piece of shit, you know that?
00:07:41Now the office grow up.
00:07:44Get out.
00:07:46You too.
00:07:58Why are you wasting my time?
00:08:00I need this job.
00:08:01I earned it.
00:08:02This is the largest architecture firm in the entire world.
00:08:07I know.
00:08:08That's why I'm here.
00:08:09No one gets a second chance at Archer House.
00:08:12Why are you any different?
00:08:14Because I'm the best.
00:08:16And if you let me keep my job, I will prove it to you.
00:08:18That dress isn't any shorter.
00:08:28I don't have money for new clothes right now.
00:08:33Stand here.
00:08:33Spread your legs.
00:08:54What is happening here?
00:09:13Stop.
00:09:16Don't stop.
00:09:21That's how I
00:09:23That's how high I want it.
00:09:31Do I have my job back?
00:09:36You said you're the best.
00:09:42Let's see.
00:09:45What?
00:09:46You are going to be my new personal assistant.
00:09:49Anywhere I go,
00:09:51you go.
00:09:53Okay, I accept.
00:09:55You'll have to do anything I say.
00:09:57You understand?
00:09:58Understood, sir.
00:10:00Good.
00:10:02Now,
00:10:03I need you to do something for me.
00:10:07I will do anything you want.
00:10:09I need you to do something for me.
00:10:14Whatever you need, sir.
00:10:22I need you to make copies for me.
00:10:24That's not what I had in mind.
00:10:25Are these the new designs?
00:10:31Don't show anyone.
00:10:33Make the copies,
00:10:34then bring them right back to me.
00:10:35You understand?
00:10:35I'm Mason Archer's personal assistant.
00:10:59This is my big chance.
00:11:00Nothing can stop my ass now.
00:11:03Oh, fuck me.
00:11:26Gone.
00:11:26Um, yes, they are.
00:11:30They are gone.
00:11:32He is going to fucking kill me.
00:11:35All of them?
00:11:38Yes, you're all of them.
00:11:40I'm going to have to call you back.
00:11:42Hmm.
00:11:46Oh.
00:11:47I wasn't expecting that.
00:11:53What do you think I should do with you?
00:11:56Um.
00:11:58I don't know.
00:12:00Fire me.
00:12:01I guess.
00:12:02Fire you.
00:12:05No, no, no.
00:12:07You'd be getting off way too easy.
00:12:09Uh.
00:12:11What do you mean, sir?
00:12:13Close the door.
00:12:13Close the door.
00:12:17Close the door.
00:12:18Close the door.
00:12:19Close the door.
00:12:20Close the door.
00:12:21Close the door.
00:12:22Close the door.
00:12:22Close the door.
00:12:23Close the door.
00:12:23Close the door.
00:12:24Close the door.
00:12:25Close the door.
00:12:26Close the door.
00:12:27Close the door.
00:12:28Close the door.
00:12:29Close the door.
00:12:30Close the door.
00:12:31Close the door.
00:12:32Close the door.
00:12:33Close the door.
00:12:34Close the door.
00:12:35Close the door.
00:12:36Close the door.
00:12:37Close the door.
00:12:38Close the door.
00:12:39Close the door.
00:12:40Close the door.
00:12:41Close the door.
00:12:42Close the door.
00:12:43Close the door.
00:12:44Close the door.
00:12:45Close the door.
00:12:46You've done a very bad thing, office girl.
00:12:52Yes, sir.
00:12:55You must be punished.
00:12:58Okay.
00:13:00Holy shit.
00:13:03Now, is he really gonna spank me?
00:13:10Oh, my God.
00:13:12He is gonna fucking spank me.
00:13:16Harder.
00:13:20You understand why I must do this, don't you?
00:13:23Yes, sir.
00:13:25Yes, Daddy.
00:13:27You've been a very bad girl.
00:13:30Harder!
00:13:44One more thing.
00:13:46What the hell is wrong with you?
00:14:03Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:14:08Your day is over.
00:14:09You can go home now.
00:14:11Get out!
00:14:11What was that?
00:14:19And why do I want more?
00:14:21Hey.
00:14:40Bad day?
00:14:41That obvious?
00:14:46I'll tell her about it when she's 18.
00:14:47Um, is it your boss again?
00:14:52No.
00:14:54I screwed up.
00:14:56Jamie, I think I blew it.
00:15:12Demi, I bet she's here to tell me I'm fired for real this time.
00:15:16Demi!
00:15:17Hi, uh, how are you?
00:15:21Uh, um, what are you doing?
00:15:26Who are these guys?
00:15:28What are you guys doing in my apartment?
00:15:31Hey, don't touch that.
00:15:32That's, that's fragile.
00:15:33I, hey, put that down.
00:15:35Who are these beastly men?
00:15:36Ah!
00:15:37Enough!
00:15:39Office girl?
00:15:40Well, Mr. Archer is moving you into his building.
00:15:46What?
00:15:49Uh, what do you mean?
00:15:51He wants you closer to him.
00:15:55You're gonna be uncalled.
00:15:5624 hours a day.
00:15:58Eve, this lumberjack is going through my shit.
00:16:00Where are you taking us?
00:16:08This is the place?
00:16:09No way!
00:16:11This can't be real.
00:16:14Wow.
00:16:14At the end of the week, you'll be leaving for Paris.
00:16:18What?
00:16:21Oh, yes, uh, the International Architecture Convention.
00:16:25You will accompany Mr. Archer, and you will assist him with whatever he needs.
00:16:31I, I can't go to Paris right now.
00:16:33Oh, yes, you can, and you will.
00:16:36I assume you can, uh, get a babysitter?
00:16:39I, I don't need a sitter, dude.
00:16:43Make the necessary arrangements, will you?
00:16:48Ahem.
00:16:49Mr. Archer requests you go shopping.
00:16:59Oh, I know you must be feeling like a queen right now, but remember, there were office girls before you, and there will be office girls after you.
00:17:25So enjoy while you can.
00:17:26holy shit balls mouse but yeah
00:17:39holy shit balls you know what I'm gonna go get a vogue
00:17:45let's find out what the bitches are wearing nowadays
00:17:56what are these skankos whispering about
00:18:26what are you doing in my office office girl I didn't recognize you
00:18:34do you like it
00:18:37it's adequate
00:18:42I picked it just for you
00:18:50did you
00:18:53yes sir
00:19:02the meeting starts in five minutes sir
00:19:07great
00:19:13and how are we going to solve
00:19:22this problem we're way over budget Mason I know how to fix it I'm working on it
00:19:28aren't I oh my god it's so obvious
00:19:32we need a solution now
00:19:36how about metal
00:19:37instead of concrete in the atrium it cuts down on cost
00:19:43significantly
00:19:44this needs to get done now
00:19:55we need this contract
00:19:56Demi take over
00:19:57sir
00:20:05sir
00:20:06do you think we could discuss my promotion before you go to the conference
00:20:13I don't need this right now Demi I'll promote you when I think you're ready
00:20:17Mr. Archer will be out of office all week with our new office girl
00:20:34now these cocksuckers
00:20:40that means all decisions go through me
00:20:45got it
00:20:46good
00:20:50bye for now
00:20:52Demi
00:21:04why were they laughing at me
00:21:06oh they worked here a long time
00:21:08they know how Mason can be
00:21:10I'm a professional
00:21:12not a prostitute
00:21:14honey
00:21:17don't kid yourself
00:21:19we're all prostitutes sometimes
00:21:22hi
00:21:36Mr. Archer
00:21:39you scared me
00:21:41who told you it was okay to speak at my meetings
00:21:45um
00:21:47I'm sorry
00:21:49I mean
00:21:51I just
00:21:53metal
00:21:54it's so obvious right
00:21:56yeah
00:21:57absolutely
00:21:59we'll just have to draft letters of apologies
00:22:02to the congregation's families
00:22:03when the church collapses in on them
00:22:06what
00:22:07maybe you're not as good as you think you are
00:22:10office girl
00:22:11you broke another roll
00:22:23sir
00:22:34sir
00:22:34we're at the office
00:22:36do you think I'm unaware
00:22:38professional
00:22:44professional
00:22:45that's what all the office girls say
00:22:48all my work taken seriously
00:22:50this is your work
00:22:56well well well
00:23:05well well
00:23:06if it isn't the big dog himself
00:23:08Mason Archer
00:23:10holy shit
00:23:12it's the Hollister brothers
00:23:13Brent and David
00:23:14Brent
00:23:15and I see you brought your bitter half
00:23:17Mason
00:23:18always a pleasure
00:23:19we heard you're up for the St. Helens contract
00:23:22that's a big job for you Mason
00:23:25Brent
00:23:27relax
00:23:28and who might you be
00:23:31Brent Hollister
00:23:33oh
00:23:34Mr. Hollister
00:23:35I know who you are
00:23:36you and your
00:23:37brother were
00:23:39inspirations to me
00:23:41all through school
00:23:42oh
00:23:43you hear that Mason
00:23:45inspirations
00:23:49gentlemen please
00:23:58you're
00:23:59grown men
00:24:00is this over me
00:24:01office girl
00:24:06give me a scotch
00:24:07it was a pleasure
00:24:09what's this
00:24:23Mr. Archer's luggage
00:24:29what is it
00:24:31and
00:24:32what am I supposed to do with that
00:24:34oh don't worry about what it is
00:24:36worry about how you're gonna get it to Paris
00:24:39oh and uh
00:24:40sign this
00:24:42what am I signing
00:24:44company's insurance policy
00:24:45everyone traveling
00:24:47must sign
00:24:48whoa
00:25:07and what is that thing huh
00:25:10Jesus what is
00:25:11in this thing
00:25:12hopefully not a fucking body
00:25:14hey language
00:25:15you're gonna be okay right
00:25:19I mean
00:25:21it's only for a week
00:25:23I can take care of myself
00:25:24really
00:25:25right
00:25:27I know I just
00:25:30we've never been apart
00:25:33and if anything were to happen to you
00:25:35I'll be okay
00:25:36alright
00:25:37I'll be fine
00:25:38I'll have my meds
00:25:39everything's gonna be okay
00:25:41I know
00:25:45I'll miss you too
00:25:48I don't
00:25:52know
00:25:53what else was
00:25:56Jess
00:25:59what is he doing in here
00:26:02it's
00:26:05great old
00:26:07there is
00:26:09fuck my life
00:26:32now
00:26:42what I was saying
00:26:44we're talking about
00:26:46I am going to fucking kill you
00:27:14office girl
00:27:15how was your flight
00:27:16it was fine sir
00:27:19thank you
00:27:20wonderful news
00:27:22I brought your luggage
00:27:24sir
00:27:25as you requested
00:27:26I can see that
00:27:27thank you
00:27:28I think
00:27:30I'm gonna go have a shower
00:27:31oh office girl
00:27:34yes sir
00:27:36you forgot something
00:27:39sir
00:27:41my luggage doesn't go down here
00:27:44it goes in my room
00:27:45forgive me sir
00:27:51of course it does
00:27:54yeah
00:28:05ooh
00:28:06perfect
00:28:08I believe in you
00:28:10stupid box
00:28:16office girl
00:28:29uh miss
00:28:30mr. archer
00:28:31this is victoria
00:28:32I was just leaving
00:28:34you seem upset
00:28:47you made me drag that thing
00:28:52halfway across the world
00:28:53are you just fucking with me
00:28:56office girl
00:28:58these are my things
00:29:00I must have my things
00:29:02what's in the chest
00:29:05you know
00:29:11you're one of my things now
00:29:16what
00:29:18who is she
00:29:27how is that
00:29:30any
00:29:30business
00:29:31of yours
00:29:32like a blonde
00:29:36don't you
00:29:37she's the head
00:29:42of the union
00:29:43and she
00:29:45is an intimate
00:29:46why do I like this
00:29:48what the hell
00:29:51is wrong with me
00:29:52uh
00:29:54what the hell
00:30:05what the hell
00:30:06is
00:30:07what the hell
00:30:08is
00:30:10what the hell
00:30:10do I like this
00:30:12is
00:30:12that
00:30:14is
00:30:14honey
00:30:16that
00:30:17I love you
00:30:19I love you
00:30:20Running on the ground and high
00:30:23Even when the body's tight
00:30:26Don't stop, don't stop
00:30:32Don't stop, don't stop
00:30:39Don't stop, don't stop
00:30:50What the fuck?
00:31:05What was that?
00:31:07Dinner, 20 minutes, meet him in the lobby
00:31:10A date?
00:31:12With me?
00:31:20I want to help you, Mason
00:31:34You're our first choice
00:31:35But you've got to make it cheaper
00:31:37Absolutely, sir
00:31:39We will adapt
00:31:41Look, mate
00:31:42I like your grit
00:31:44Me and your father, God rest his soul
00:31:46We go way back
00:31:48But the most important thing now
00:31:50Is the board's vote
00:31:51So make sure you impress him this week
00:31:53Got it?
00:31:55Will do, sir
00:31:55Gotta go
00:31:58Time is money
00:32:00Mason, you made it
00:32:15Brent
00:32:15David
00:32:17I was hoping your plane would crash
00:32:23Let's remember we are in public
00:32:28I see your lovely assistant tagged along
00:32:32Maybe she'd like to join me for a drink when you're through
00:32:38Don't look at her
00:32:43Gentlemen, please
00:32:45Don't tell me you have a thing for this one, too, Mason
00:32:49Bad boy you are
00:32:53I think you both should leave
00:32:57Now what would your poor father think of you destroying his legacy?
00:33:06Let me remind you that you're both well in your thirties
00:33:11What did you just say?
00:33:15I said
00:33:16You're an embarrassment to your father's name
00:33:20Is that funny?
00:33:24No, but what is this?
00:33:33What did you think this is a far west?
00:33:35This is not okay with the hotel police
00:33:37So, ladies and gentlemen
00:33:39We're sorry for these Americans
00:33:41Abrupted shit
00:33:42Oh, that motherfucker
00:33:45I should have killed him
00:33:46I swear to god
00:33:53The next time I see that bastard
00:33:54I'm sorry for this man
00:33:55When I see that terrorist
00:33:57It's wrong
00:33:58but I'm bad
00:33:58But everything is otro
00:34:01and everything is long
00:34:03I don't know
00:34:04I can answer
00:34:08To the wrong
00:34:11I can answer
00:34:13To the wrong
00:34:15how's it
00:34:16I can answer
00:34:16You got to
00:34:17You got to
00:34:17You got to
00:34:19You got to
00:34:19You got to
00:34:20Becausebag
00:34:21I see you want it, office guy.
00:34:37I want it.
00:34:39I don't want it.
00:34:47And he's a big dick.
00:34:49Holy shit.
00:34:51I don't want it.
00:35:07Christ's sakes.
00:35:08Prostate like a goddamn grapefruit.
00:35:16Damn.
00:35:16There's something seriously wrong with your generation.
00:35:21What's in the chest?
00:35:49Why so curious?
00:35:53I just...
00:35:56I got something for you.
00:36:04What are these for?
00:36:24I got something for you.
00:36:31I got something for you.
00:36:32What are you going to do to me, Mason?
00:36:36What are you going to do to me, Mason?
00:36:59Wait, did I...
00:37:00Did I do something wrong?
00:37:02I don't...
00:37:04Go back to your room.
00:37:06Long day tomorrow.
00:37:07But, Mr. Archer...
00:37:08Stupid, every single one's just...
00:37:16What do I even try anymore?
00:37:31Oh my god.
00:37:34Demi.
00:37:36Um...
00:37:37I thought that you were staying in New York.
00:37:40How is the convention treating you?
00:37:45Fine.
00:37:48Um, can I do anything for you?
00:37:50You still don't get it, do you?
00:38:04Here.
00:38:18Here
00:38:30It's Arthur's girl
00:38:32Mr. Archer
00:38:48Mr. Archer
00:39:18Great, now I have to go change
00:39:28Going up
00:39:32What was that?
00:39:41You look tired
00:39:42I woke you up
00:39:43Asshole
00:39:45You do realize that this is a work
00:39:48Trip, right?
00:39:51I wanted to make
00:39:52You wet
00:39:53So that's what I did
00:39:55Who's the meeting with tonight?
00:40:06Good evening, Mason
00:40:08Good evening
00:40:10What is this new development?
00:40:14Hey
00:40:14Screwdriver
00:40:16Double
00:40:16Hurry up
00:40:18God, you're an asshole
00:40:20You are the asshole
00:40:24Can we just be civil?
00:40:28This is business
00:40:28This is more than business, David
00:40:32It has been for a while
00:40:34Let's make this simple
00:40:37Shall we?
00:40:42This is what we're willing to offer
00:40:43To purchase Archer House
00:40:45Your stocks are plummeting, Mason
00:41:01They have been
00:41:06Ever since your father died
00:41:07Jesus Christ
00:41:16I'm telling you again, Mr. Archer
00:41:35This is a five-star hotel
00:41:37Not a one-star
00:41:38Not a two-star
00:41:38This is a five-star
00:41:39I look like bouncer
00:41:40I'm not a bouncer
00:41:41I'm not going to bounce people
00:41:43But if I do have to call a bouncer
00:41:45I'm going to call one
00:41:46So that there is no fighting
00:41:47In this hotel, okay?
00:41:48And this goes for you
00:41:49You want me to call a bouncer?
00:41:50No?
00:41:51D'accord
00:41:51Merci
00:41:52Bonne soirée
00:41:52What the hell is wrong with you?
00:41:58You get enemies when you're the best
00:41:59Douchebag
00:42:00Sir?
00:42:06I saw Brent and David Hollister
00:42:08With you at dinner
00:42:10Those fucking brothers
00:42:11They're trying to get my bed
00:42:14Look, um
00:42:20Why don't you take the night for yourself?
00:42:24Try to relax
00:42:25Yeah
00:42:27Maybe
00:42:29I haven't had a night off in five years
00:42:32What should I do, sir?
00:42:47You should go back to your room
00:42:48And get ready, office girl
00:42:49What?
00:42:53Downstairs in 20
00:42:53Don't be late
00:42:54I have no idea how I allowed myself to go this far
00:43:06There's not usually a minute I don't think about Jamie
00:43:09Her medical bills
00:43:10School loans
00:43:11But
00:43:12When I'm with him
00:43:14It's like
00:43:14Every worry in the world disappears
00:43:17It scares me
00:43:19The only thing on my mind is him
00:43:22He has this
00:43:24Power over me
00:43:25Even if I could resist Mason Archer
00:43:28I don't think I would want to
00:43:31What the hell am I doing?
00:43:43Mr. Archer
00:43:44Arthur Scrum
00:43:47Mr. Archer
00:43:57Madam
00:43:57Your table is waiting for you
00:43:59I am absolutely certain you will love it
00:44:02How was your meal?
00:44:15It was delicious
00:44:16That was the best fucking pasta I've ever had
00:44:19You ever been to Paris?
00:44:22I've never been out of New York
00:44:23Tell me something about yourself
00:44:27An office girl
00:44:28Like what?
00:44:32Anything
00:44:32I live with my niece
00:44:36I've been raising her since I was in high school
00:44:39No, no, no, no
00:44:40I don't care about any of that
00:44:41Tell me what you want
00:44:44Asshole
00:44:45I want to be an architect
00:44:49A lot of people want to be an architect
00:44:53I'm going to be the best
00:44:55I'm going to be the best
00:44:58I'm so funny
00:44:59Every year I see one of you
00:45:02A new office girl
00:45:04Smart, arrogant, hungry
00:45:07Confused
00:45:09Always the same
00:45:10I'm not like all the other girls
00:45:13I'm not like all the other girls
00:45:13Oh yeah?
00:45:16Prove it
00:45:17Prove it
00:45:21Prove it
00:45:21What am I looking at?
00:45:36Just some sketches
00:45:38My design for the church
00:45:41My new project
00:45:46Just some ideas I've been playing around with
00:45:51You put the steeple in the center
00:45:56This way you don't have to worry about the arch at the entryway
00:45:59Cuts down on costs dramatically
00:46:02Something wrong?
00:46:11Why would there be?
00:46:15Should we get some dessert?
00:46:16No, actually I'm going to call it a night
00:46:21I want to have fun tonight
00:46:32What does that mean?
00:46:38What are you doing?
00:46:44Hey, what are we doing here?
00:46:46What is it looking for doing?
00:46:49I'm not swimming
00:46:50No
00:46:52It's closed
00:46:54Tomorrow I'll live a little
00:46:55Are you coming in?
00:47:20No
00:47:20This is ridiculous
00:47:22I'm going back to my room
00:47:23How's the water?
00:47:49Just shut up and get in already
00:47:53Who are you?
00:48:10I hear you
00:48:11I'm going back to my room
00:48:12I'm going back to my room
00:48:13I'm going back to my room
00:48:14I'm going back to my room
00:48:15I'm going back to my room
00:48:16I'm going back to my room
00:48:17I'm going back to my room
00:48:18I'm going back to my room
00:48:19I'm going back to my room
00:48:20I'm going back to my room
00:48:21I'm going back to my room
00:48:22I'm going back to my room
00:48:23I'm going back to my room
00:48:24I'm going back to my room
00:48:25I'm going back to my room
00:48:26I'm going back to my room
00:48:27I'm going back to my room
00:48:28I'm going back to my room
00:48:29I'm going back to my room
00:48:30I'm going back to my room
00:48:31I'm going back to my room
00:48:32I'm going back to my room
00:48:33I'm going back to my room
00:48:34I'm going back to my room
00:48:35Hey, the pool is closed, but you are nude.
00:48:53No, but it doesn't happen.
00:48:55My kid is swimming here.
00:48:57I want your name and your room number.
00:49:05What?
00:49:06No, no, you do not get in there.
00:49:08No, you come back right there right now.
00:49:10It's not like that's going to happen.
00:49:12No, no.
00:49:13No.
00:49:14I will get you nude man.
00:49:18I hate these goddamn conventions.
00:49:35What have you got in there?
00:49:52What are you going to do with her?
00:49:56What are you going to do with her?
00:50:13I have to go.
00:50:33I'll be back.
00:50:34Mason?
00:50:35Mason?
00:50:38Mason!
00:50:43Oh, calm down.
00:50:45You like jokes, don't you?
00:50:48Asshole.
00:50:56Holy shit.
00:51:13Oh, that was...
00:51:20Your tongue in me?
00:51:22Fun.
00:51:25I don't have fun often.
00:51:29Hey, let me see those designs again.
00:51:32Really?
00:51:32Really?
00:51:32Are you nervous for the meeting tonight?
00:51:49I don't get nervous.
00:51:54Well, just so you know, I think you're gonna get the bed.
00:51:57Yeah, I do know that.
00:51:59Because you're the best fucking architect in the world.
00:52:01Smart girl.
00:52:17Hey, can I ask you something?
00:52:20Huh?
00:52:21What do you do with all my underwear?
00:52:28Jamie!
00:52:30Hey, Eve.
00:52:30Hey, is something wrong?
00:52:32Yeah, Eve.
00:52:32Hey, everything's great.
00:52:33Um, you won't believe what just happened.
00:52:38What?
00:52:39I got a call from my doctors, and they said they're gonna start the treatments this week.
00:52:42They're gonna fix me, Eve.
00:52:45What?
00:52:45How?
00:52:46I don't know.
00:52:46That's the thing.
00:52:47They said an anonymous donor paid for it or something.
00:52:53Um, Jamie, that's incredible.
00:52:55I'm so happy.
00:52:56I love you so much.
00:52:57Wait, wait, Eve, who's that?
00:52:59Did you bang that guy, Eve?
00:53:04Um, no, no one.
00:53:06I'll talk to you later.
00:53:12You.
00:53:15You.
00:53:16You did this.
00:53:21I don't know how.
00:53:22Enough.
00:53:24I was so wrong about you.
00:53:25I said enough.
00:53:27Mason, I know that I just met you, and...
00:53:31I don't know.
00:53:32Don't say it.
00:53:36I'm not falling in love with you.
00:53:40I'm warning you.
00:53:41I am...
00:53:43100% madly, wildly in love with you.
00:53:47You listen to me, and you listen close.
00:53:53I will only tell you this once.
00:53:56You will never be anything other than a damn office girl to me.
00:54:00Do you fucking understand?
00:54:04Mason, you know?
00:54:06I'm not.
00:54:08There were plenty of office girls before you,
00:54:10and there will be plenty after.
00:54:11Hello again.
00:54:28Mr. Hollister.
00:54:29Hi.
00:54:30Can I buy you a drink?
00:54:37Two martinis, please.
00:54:39Ugh, I fucking hate martinis.
00:54:41You...
00:54:43like martinis?
00:54:46Only thing I drink.
00:54:50You want to be an architect?
00:54:54More than anything.
00:54:58Well...
00:55:00Maybe we can bring you on as a junior associate.
00:55:03I'm sure you'd be a valuable asset to the team.
00:55:06Holy shitballs.
00:55:10I'm...
00:55:11I mean, really?
00:55:12I would love that.
00:55:13Yo!
00:55:17Ah.
00:55:18Forgive me.
00:55:19I have to join my idiot brother for dinner.
00:55:21I wasn't joking.
00:55:29I wasn't joking.
00:55:31Please...
00:55:32Consider my offer.
00:55:34Meet me at the restaurant.
00:56:02Meet me at the restaurant.
00:56:03I said I will meet you.
00:56:08I said I will meet you.
00:56:11Jesus Christ.
00:56:12What did I just say to you?
00:56:14I said I will meet you!
00:56:21Jesus Christ.
00:56:26What did I just say to you?
00:56:44Where is he?
00:56:54He said he was on his wake.
00:57:04So, you've got my full attention.
00:57:08So, where's Pretty Boy at?
00:57:10He should be here any second.
00:57:12I don't have a sec, love.
00:57:15Why don't you help yourself do some sushi?
00:57:18I don't want no uncooked seafood.
00:57:21My time is money. I'm here for business.
00:57:24So, let's go. Let's fucking go.
00:57:26Just five minutes. Five minutes.
00:57:28What?
00:57:30All right.
00:57:42We've got five minutes to get Mason's bloody ass down here.
00:57:47Or we walk.
00:58:03Oh, what the hell?
00:58:05What happened?
00:58:08Excuse me.
00:58:13What the?
00:58:16The key.
00:58:17Let's go buddy.
00:58:32Let's go buddy.
00:58:33I can't.
00:58:36Well, that's all, folks.
00:58:48I've got a flying catch.
00:58:52But we have more food coming.
00:58:54Just buy more minutes, please.
00:58:55Sorry, love.
00:58:56It was just not meant to be.
00:58:58Wait!
00:59:02I can show you the new design.
00:59:05What?
00:59:06You have the new design.
00:59:11Yeah.
00:59:14Right here.
00:59:15I can pull it up right now.
00:59:17Well, it's better to be good off this girl.
00:59:25Well, really blown away about that, Eve.
00:59:27Sure, you pull a fuel night, isn't it, that one?
00:59:32Oh, Mason, you late son of a bitch.
00:59:34Oh, Mr. Happner, please let me explain.
00:59:37Don't even waste your breath, mate.
00:59:39Your girlfriend at here, Eve, has blown us away by the new design.
00:59:44What?
00:59:45You got yourself a deal.
00:59:50That's an Aussie handshake.
00:59:52From where I come from, it's as good as a written contract.
00:59:55I thank you, sir.
01:00:00You better keep an eye on this one.
01:00:02We could all be working for her someday.
01:00:08The money will be in the count by the end of the month.
01:00:11You're right, son.
01:00:12The money will be in the count by the end of the month.
01:00:33What's that?
01:00:38Diamonds.
01:00:39Thank you for what you did.
01:00:43Oh, I can't accept that.
01:00:48I was...
01:00:49I was just lucky that he liked my designs.
01:00:54Lucky?
01:00:55Lucky.
01:00:55Hmm.
01:01:17Well, we should get going.
01:01:20Mason?
01:01:20Mason?
01:01:21Mason?
01:01:21Mason?
01:01:21Mason?
01:01:21Mason?
01:01:21Mason?
01:01:21Mason?
01:01:22Mason?
01:01:23Mason?
01:01:24Mason?
01:01:26When we walk out that door, I don't want things to go back to the way that they used
01:01:30to be.
01:01:36People don't change.
01:01:38I'm no exception.
01:01:41Be careful with my luggage.
01:01:51Whoa!
01:01:52No!
01:01:54No!
01:01:55I don't know.
01:01:55Huh?
01:02:08All I've ever wanted was to be an architect.
01:02:11Ever since I was a little girl, I would think about what it would be like to have my name
01:02:16associated with one of these incredible structures that defines the New York skyline.
01:02:22Now?
01:02:23Now I don't care about anything.
01:02:26Nothing.
01:02:28All I want is him.
01:02:38Your coffee, sir?
01:02:39She said it right there.
01:02:42Asshole.
01:02:47Do you need anything else?
01:02:52That'll be all, office girl.
01:02:54What you down?
01:03:07Yeah, it's going to be a beautiful church.
01:03:09Beautiful steeple.
01:03:10Really enjoyed working with you, mate.
01:03:17That was quite the designer you've had sketched up, wasn't it?
01:03:20Oh, you think those were her designs?
01:03:22No.
01:03:23She's just the office girl.
01:03:26Fair enough, mate.
01:03:27Catch you next week.
01:03:28Thank you, Mr. Hatner.
01:03:29Your coffee, sir?
01:03:40Just set it down over there.
01:03:44Where's the office girl?
01:03:45I'm not sure.
01:03:46I'm as sure as you started today.
01:03:47Eve, let me be the first to say we're delighted to have you on board.
01:03:58Mr. Hollister, thank you.
01:04:00I'm excited to get started.
01:04:01Please, call me David.
01:04:03Please, call me David.
01:04:33Is it true?
01:04:42Word is she accepted the creative associate position with the Hollister brothers this morning.
01:04:49Hmm.
01:05:03Calm down.
01:05:25The new office girl is more than adequate.
01:05:28I don't want a new office girl.
01:05:32I want her.
01:05:44Sir.
01:05:46About my promotion.
01:05:48Demi?
01:05:50Not the time.
01:05:52The new office girl.
01:05:56The new office girl.
01:05:57The new office girl.
01:06:10Not the only master girl.
01:06:10What?
01:06:12What?
01:06:12What?
01:06:13What?
01:06:14What?
01:06:15What?
01:06:15hello young girl who the fuck are you oh my well uh i'm mason archer you his boss i am
01:06:38well i was well just so you know she said you were a fucking asshole man sorry for my language
01:06:46it's uh it's okay so is the opponent you know what give me 50 bucks and i'll tell you
01:07:08i only have hundreds that'll do of course
01:07:16uh yeah she's home
01:07:38what are you doing here you moved out of the building
01:07:46yeah that's because it was for the office girl i'm not that anymore
01:07:51i brought you this
01:08:08i used to idolize you i worshipped your work i thought you were everything i thought you
01:08:22were god
01:08:23now i just think you're another big time new york loser
01:08:30eve he said my name
01:08:36it's too late asshole get out
01:08:42jesus you heard her mason get out
01:08:56of course
01:09:26hey these are really good
01:09:38uh really yeah like wow
01:09:44thanks
01:09:47i was wondering would you let me take you out to dinner
01:09:53uh yeah sure
01:09:58great then i'll pick you up at eight
01:10:01oh uh tonight
01:10:03okay sure yeah
01:10:08you're gonna stay here all night
01:10:30just waiting for the money to come in
01:10:33i have to prove the transfer
01:10:36do you think we could talk about my promotion for a second
01:10:50not now demi god damn it
01:10:51i just want to be alone
01:10:53okay
01:10:54yes sir
01:11:00don't see you too late
01:11:06hello
01:11:21demi that you
01:11:25demi
01:11:35demi
01:11:36so
01:11:42now you're doing your other boss
01:11:45i'm not doing anyone jamie it's just a date
01:11:50is he hot though
01:11:53maybe it will help me forget mason
01:11:55besides being a very successful architect
01:11:59he just seems like a normal guy
01:12:02and normal is what i need right now
01:12:05hi
01:12:13wow
01:12:15you look
01:12:16incredible
01:12:17incredible
01:12:18get a room you two
01:12:23let's go
01:12:24who is that
01:12:31who is that
01:12:32not again
01:12:40where are you taking me
01:12:44well
01:12:46it's uh
01:12:47it's a surprise
01:12:49i like surprises
01:12:51good
01:12:52because this one
01:12:54is gonna blow you away
01:12:56now
01:13:13you're gonna do exactly
01:13:16what i tell you to do
01:13:17got it
01:13:18got it
01:13:18don't fight it mason
01:13:38branch
01:13:42you're gonna look for it
01:13:47this time
01:13:47why are you doing this
01:13:53speak again
01:13:58to see what happens
01:14:00hey bud
01:14:11you got a little bump on your head there
01:14:13what is this
01:14:16well
01:14:16i know that transfer's coming in about
01:14:19eleven minutes
01:14:22except
01:14:23you're not gonna get that transfer
01:14:25you're gonna put that money in an account in cayman islands
01:14:28that's ambitious brent
01:14:33even for you
01:14:35it would ruin my business
01:14:37and i would rather die
01:14:39than give you that money
01:14:40yeah
01:14:42we thought you might say something like that
01:14:46that's why we got ourselves a little
01:14:49insurance policy
01:14:52what are you talking about
01:14:54what are you doing
01:14:58brent
01:15:00david i mean come on
01:15:02but listen
01:15:02we've had our differences
01:15:03keep your mouth
01:15:08closed
01:15:09brent
01:15:13if either of them says another fucking word
01:15:16blow her head off
01:15:19now
01:15:22here's what's gonna happen
01:15:23you're gonna put in your personal code
01:15:27then
01:15:28you're gonna revert the money
01:15:30to this bank account
01:15:31if you do not
01:15:33i'm gonna cut her
01:15:37until you can't recognize her
01:15:39wait
01:15:43how'd you get into my office after hours
01:15:48right
01:15:58i've been your assistant for twelve years
01:16:02all i ever wanted was
01:16:04your respect
01:16:05a promotion
01:16:06to show me you valued me
01:16:09demi
01:16:10shish
01:16:11i don't
01:16:14need your respect
01:16:16or the promotion
01:16:18all i want
01:16:20is your money
01:16:21oh come on
01:16:24you're really doing all of this just for money
01:16:26for money
01:16:29yes
01:16:30money is everything
01:16:33mason
01:16:34you know that
01:16:35code
01:16:38free my hands
01:16:44just say it
01:16:46sorry
01:16:52i'll live in 1224
01:16:58oh
01:17:01the date of your father's death
01:17:04hmm
01:17:06just a second
01:17:08mm-hmm
01:17:10and
01:17:12done
01:17:13hmm
01:17:17how do you think you're gonna get away with this
01:17:20oh that's simple
01:17:24oh
01:17:28gimme
01:17:38gimme no
01:17:40no
01:17:40no
01:17:42You really should have given me that promotion, boss.
01:18:12Eve, Eve, come on, no, Eve, come on, Eve, stay with me, please, no, no, no, come on, no,
01:18:33what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, I need help, I need help, help, please, someone fucking help me here.
01:18:45Oh, hey, hey, kid, I got some burgers, thanks, Mason, thinking maybe we can watch a movie,
01:19:12hey, yeah, that'd be cool, oh, be careful, you good, yeah, you okay, yeah,
01:19:41I just miss Eve.
01:19:46Yeah, me too.
01:19:58How'd it go?
01:20:00Yeah, did they like it?
01:20:02You are looking at the youngest architect in the world to ever win the Pritzker Prize for Architecture?
01:20:10What?
01:20:11What, you did it?
01:20:12Fuck yeah, Eve.
01:20:16I love you, Evelyn Green.
01:20:19Good job.
01:20:21So proud of you.
01:20:22You're really not going to tell me what's in the trash.
01:20:43No.
01:20:46That part of my life is over now.
01:20:53Oh.
01:20:54Oh.
01:20:55Oh.
01:20:56Oh.
01:20:57Oh.
01:20:58Oh.
01:20:59Oh.
01:21:00Oh.
01:21:01Oh.
01:21:02Oh.
01:21:03Oh.
01:21:04Oh.
01:21:05Oh.
01:21:06Oh.
01:21:07Oh.
01:21:08Oh.
01:21:09Oh.
01:21:10Oh.
01:21:11Oh.
01:21:12Oh.
01:21:16Oh.
01:21:20What the fuck?
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