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90 Day Pillow Talk S32E05
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00:00I'm missing our friends from the watch party so I'm going to send out a text and we're going
00:07to do the challenge of have you seen your partner run at full speed? Have I ever seen you run at
00:12full speed? No. Let's go. Do this. I'm talking with Kobe and Millie. Really? Yeah they're asking
00:18for a challenge. Oh my god what kind of challenge? Running challenge. Do you want to run? No. I never
00:23saw you running by the way. Babe look at these. I cannot run. Like these are going to hit me in
00:28the face and knock me out. Full speed challenge. Here we go. Woo. You gotta use your arms March.
00:39Okay miss long hair don't care. Go. Let's go. Look at him go. Go. A little slow. We mean a little
00:49slow. That's a three nine. Come on Lola. Come on. Come on. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Come on up. Yeah.
00:58You mentioned you want to open a business. I mean like what kind of business are you
01:05basically thinking on starting a business where I could be in the water. Doesn't sound like a solid
01:12business does it? Like what do you want to do with your business? I want to be you know on the water.
01:17Doing what? Doing what? You know on the water. You know what they should do is open a strip club
01:21on the water. Could you imagine if you go see a stripper and they're on a jet ski
01:25doing those moves? I'd pay to see that. I'm also seeing my fiance for the first time in six months
01:31and I'm sleeping down the hall from his parents. It's not ideal especially for the type of stuff
01:37I like. Oh my god what kind of things does she like? I need to know. Oh my god. Okay you need to
01:44settle down. He don't look freaky. He might also be one of those quiet freaky ones. You just don't know.
01:51If you don't want me sleeping here I can go sleep elsewhere. You think I want to sleep in
01:55when someone told me I'm still in? I don't know what you want Madelaine. So I apologize.
02:00Them eyeballs gonna by the end of the season they're gonna just roll out her head. This is a typical
02:05woman. No. You're not going there sir. Uh-uh.
02:17Oh Gabe that was quite a run. I know.
02:21You look kind of like a little squirrel running. That looks good. You run like a toddler. Slowest
02:25one on the block. Anyways. Are you ready? This is 30. This is 35. And I think we did pretty good.
02:31Close your eyes. I'm coming. What is it? A little surprise for you from trip shop. Can I look? Yes.
02:38Oh my god. What is this? Are you like a little Amish lady? Is that what you are cutie?
02:46I'm just tying your bonnet sweetie. But you know I never wore bonnets like that. Why? Because it's too
02:53fancy. Look at all this lace and stuff. Like that would never be allowed. I'm a fancy Amish. Yeah you're
02:59super fancy Amish. Would I fit your family like this? You know? I don't know what this is called.
03:06That's not Amish though. It's the Sarpish. The Sarpish. Oh my gosh babe. I hate to break it to you but
03:15definitely the runner in the family. What is this with your arms? Who do you think on this season
03:23would be the fastest runner? Pirate Man? Yeah I think the Pirate Man. He does have a six pack. Yeah he
03:28works out almost everything. But what if someone like totally surprises like submit? What if all
03:34of a sudden like Jenny just took off? Come on man. I am like sweating. Oh my god. Well cheers with
03:39water. Cheers to you. You want to chug this? See who does it faster? Oh god you're always
03:43wanting a competition. Okay go. One, two, three.
03:49Oh wait. I don't think you're supposed to drink water when you're tired. Brain freeze.
03:52Oh gosh. You know what? Let's just get to the episode. Oh my god. Wait. I'm freezing my brain off.
04:00Let's go. All right.
04:05I see a roundabout. It has to be somewhere in Europe. We're in the UK. Goose. Moose.
04:17Oh Matthew. Oh Greta's on her way. From OK to UK. About to have a
04:22good day cleaning up my house. How do you think? Don't you love when I just start rapping? Can I just
04:27tell you? I do it with Coben all the time. I'm like Coben spit me a bar. He's like
04:31like K-O-B-A-Yin. My name is Coben. I'm a big brother of two and you know that I'm their friend.
04:44Hey Apple. Your mummy's coming home. Do you know that? Yes she is. I feel like I have a butterfly sanctuary
04:52in my tummy right now. Wait how old is he? He has butterflies in his tummy.
04:59Why is that funny? You didn't have butterflies when you came to me? I didn't say I had butterflies in
05:03my tummy. Do you have butterflies in your tummy? More cringe and childish things since then. Name one.
05:09I can't think of something right now. I just arrived in England. I'm really excited to see
05:19Matthew. I haven't seen him in six months. I am on the train yet. The next step is to reunite with
05:26my love, Matthew. Oh my god. Plane ride, train ride. I can definitely relate to her long journey for
05:34love. You know I went back and forth from Turkey. Seven times. 17 times. No, seven times. Always your
05:41mathematics is up. I wonder if she did have trouble learning the language. You probably would. Gazing out
05:51the window ready to meet my English man. So romantic. Is English men your type? French men are my type I
05:59learned recently when I was in Paris. I'm a little bit nervous. I have no idea what to do with my hands.
06:10No idea what to do with my feet. Stay a little close to that train. Like back up a little. Right at the line. Scoot back.
06:18I like his outfit. You could rock that I think babe. There she comes. There she comes. I wish I arrived
06:26by train. It's way more romantic. Hi darling. Hi. Hi means hello in English.
06:43Sometimes different is not good. Different is concerning. Okay. You look different babe.
06:51Did you get a haircut? Yeah. You look very different. It's very short.
06:55She's petting him. New cats. New cats. Settle down babe. She's like who the hell is this?
07:03It does come off that way though. Like who the is this? She should have said oh your hair it looks
07:09different. It looks nice. She was like it looks different. Did you cut it shorter? You're different.
07:13She doesn't like it. I can tell it was a long journey for you because you stink. Yeah.
07:23Is there a little bathroom there you can freshen up in? Darcy style. I know. Yeah I know. Put a little
07:27extra deodorant on. Have you ever noticed that I'm stinky? Not much. Probably smell right now. Actually
07:35maybe I don't. Oh yeah. Don't smell me. Your antiperspirant is fighting on for its dear life right now.
07:46Yeah. You're welcome. Would you have planted if I smelled? No. No I would because we didn't.
07:54While we've been together I would say baby stink. Have I ever stunk though? Not in a bad way.
07:59What? Is that a compliment? Yes it is. Trust me. Watch the show. That sounds gross.
08:08Let's go home. He has a car. Why did I take a train if you have a car? You come pick me up.
08:18Damn you are really bad beyond. I know. Oh wow. Thank god I got that loose of you. Oh my gosh.
08:25Oh. Oh he's putting his foot in his mouth. You've got some really bad B.O. Oh god. Thank god I bought
08:33the roof of you. Could you imagine? So let's get a shower for Greta. And let. Matt you've shut the up.
08:41Air pollution. Is this Mexico City? India. India. Oh my god.
08:49Ginny and Samit. I love them. And I love this Indian music. Your favorite couple. I love them too.
08:54Oh my god. They're so cute. Look at it. Look at their little dances. Samit getting it right there.
09:01Oh boy. What are we doing today? Why is she dressed so traditionally? Today we're having a Hindu ceremony
09:10called a puja. It's for blessings for our new house. Blessing the new house? Okay. It's not new.
09:17You're new. The house is old. You're new. My family is very religious. They believe that a prayer is
09:25required because we all are moving in with the good intentions. Wow. Yikes. Oh. What exactly is
09:32happening? Is that a coconut? You have to bless the house. If I did that you would say that you will
09:38the floor. Don't do that probably. Well they are making a big mess. But you liked it. Yeah we could
09:43do it without this part. Oh my god. Oh look at the hat. Oh Jenny do not drop it. Oh my god. They're
09:54always making Jenny do something crazy. Oh my god Jenny. There was a doubt in my mind that this would
10:08happen. Carrying the thing on my head is supposed to be like I'm carrying in everything in the house
10:15with me like I'm gonna take control of everything. Actually I'm really good at balancing things on my
10:21head. You can be a good waitress. Yeah I am a really good waitress. But your memory is problematic.
10:27True. You cannot. I could balance anything on my head. You know where I come from. I know you can.
10:33Go get something. Here go grab Coben's cup right there and balance it on your head. Let's see.
10:37No way. I find these ceremonies to be very beautiful. The prayer that they're saying a mantra. Yeah.
10:47Oh my god. I wish we had to do something like that. Like in America. Like what do we do?
10:54Football. Football. I bet it smells so good. They're like throwing all this like incense, herbs, spices.
11:04I bet it just like smells so aromatic in there. If I would be there probably I wouldn't be breathing.
11:09You know. You hate when I burn incense. Why? Yes. I don't know. I love incense.
11:15Sri is teaching me how to draw rangoli on the floor and it's used to keep negative energy out of the house.
11:26I'd like to do that. You wouldn't have the patients do that. No. I'd be like I'll watch. Yeah.
11:31I'm actually gonna do that with our kids. I'm gonna go buy some sand and have them do things like a sand.
11:36Because then you just vacuum it up. It's your own easy cleanup. Fun.
11:43Sumit Jenny. Oh look at the ant already cutting it up.
11:47You call that a flower? Oh boy. Jenny can't do anything right in their eyes. Everything is terrible.
11:52What the hell? What is her problem? Why is she pulling her up?
12:09Why are you taking mom?
12:12We love your flowers, girl. Yeah, we love your flowers. Don't listen to that bitch. They were beautiful.
12:16We're doing arts and crafts. What can be wrong? Do not mess with my arts and crafts. I'll tell you that much.
12:26I would have a big problem with that. That's the Indian Karen. Sorry.
12:30We ain't gonna have to pay her. Give me until Monday. Dos dias. Dos dias. Perfect.
12:37I feel like the mafia. Two days. Have the money ready.
12:42Dinero en dos dias. Or else.
12:47All right, Amanda. Are we doing this house blessing or what?
12:49Yes, I got these coconuts. They were actually for a cocktail. But since I saw Jenny and Sumit,
12:53bless her house, I thought, let's do it for this instead. We'll do a cocktail later.
12:56Oh my God. We're coconuts for doing this.
13:00Well, it's hopefully it's a good luck thing and it's true what they're doing in India.
13:04Okay. Good luck. Good luck to the house. Let's go.
13:08Oh, juice all over me. Oh, well, it cracked. Have a sip. Oh, wait.
13:16Oh my God. I feel like I'm wasting it. No, it's good luck. This is what they do in India.
13:20We're doing it now in Mexico. Oh, here. Let me do this one.
13:24Ta-da. All right. Good vibes with the house. Wait.
13:27I want to really crack this one open. Oh my God. We are so stupid.
13:34You told me I still do money and you don't get it. Be careful. Will you worse?
13:40Things are very tense with these two. Your favorite couple.
13:43I do really like watching them. Here we go. Luke and Madeline.
13:47Oh, that's right. They were fighting in front of the wedding planner.
13:50It's so, so embarrassing. I kind of believe he's making me look like that.
13:56He say I talk the money when I don't talk anything.
13:59Oh, I feel like you and I would get into it in front of someone. We got into it at Costco that one time.
14:03Yeah, we can. And I was like, go to the car. Don't walk next to me.
14:10Yo tengo doce millones de pesos por este boda. Es funcionado o no?
14:16Es que no. We're never going to get a helicopter with that kind of money.
14:21Yeah. Why does she even want a helicopter? And she doesn't even want it for him, just for herself.
14:25You rode in on a horse. No, I didn't. I was supposed to, but it was rainy. It was bad weather.
14:31Oh, okay. Yeah. What is she doing?
14:34Scrolling social media. With the nail.
14:36Oh my God. She's still digging in the damn stuff.
14:39She's using her nail like a scoop. That's disgusting.
14:42I can never stick my nails in any type of anything because I don't like my nails dirty.
14:49And she just doesn't care.
14:50Okay.
14:54Los bailarines.
14:56And mariachis.
14:58Desistir de los mariachis.
14:59Si.
15:00Oh, they were going to have mariachis.
15:02We had mariachis.
15:03We did.
15:04I feel like she's getting rid of things that are, like, not expensive.
15:07Our mariachi band was like 75 bucks.
15:10We ain't going to have to pay her.
15:11Give me until Monday.
15:13Dos dias.
15:14Dos dias.
15:15Perfect.
15:16They're like the mafia. Two days.
15:19Have the money ready.
15:20Dinero en dos dias.
15:22Or else.
15:24She thinks she's getting rid of little stuff like the dancers, the mariachis,
15:28because she flying in on that helicopter.
15:30You think that's still going to happen?
15:31Uh-huh.
15:31If she has to hang on to whatever, she's coming in flying.
15:46Oh, she's a therapist, too.
15:51She has doubts about this couple, too.
15:52That's not a good sign.
15:53It's not a good sign.
15:54Definitely a red flag.
15:56Remember, in Turkey, you used to say pink flags instead of red flags?
15:59Yeah.
16:00I mean, you know, it's pink flag is not that strong, but this is a red flag.
16:06And this is the reddest flag.
16:08I agree.
16:09It's all because of her attitude, the way she talks to him, which is-
16:12But if she wants a sugar daddy, he's not the one.
16:15She needs a Gino.
16:16Well, not Gino, because we all know how that ended up, but.
16:21Who tell you you're going to sleep in with me?
16:24If you don't want me sleeping here, I can go sleep elsewhere.
16:26I've had a real-
16:27You think I want to sleep in with someone, tell me I still live?
16:29I don't know what you want, Madeleine.
16:32I've had a really long day, and I'm exhausted, so I apologize.
16:36Them eyeballs, by the end of the season, they're going to just roll out her face.
16:40Is she kicking him out of the bed of the apartment
16:43that he pays rent in?
16:46That's crazy.
16:47This is a typical woman.
16:49No.
16:50I'm-
16:51Nope.
16:51You're not going there, sir.
16:53Uh-uh.
16:55Can we go to bed together on my first night here, moving here,
16:58or would you like me to go to the other room?
17:02Whatever.
17:05You can never kick me out of the bed.
17:06I'll kick you out of the bed.
17:07I will never go.
17:08I will sleep where I want to sleep.
17:10No, if I lock the door, you can I come in?
17:12Oh, don't do that.
17:15Oh my God.
17:16If she finds out that bachelorette party thing, he is up.
17:21She is going to find out.
17:22If she learns that, I cannot-
17:24I think if she learns that-
17:25She will be peanut butter, whole butter.
17:28Okay, where are we?
17:38It's green here.
17:40All right, we're playing soccer.
17:42Football.
17:43Greta and Matthew.
17:44Greta and Matthew.
17:46How are we doing?
17:47Did you take a shower yet?
17:48Let's hope she did.
17:49Oh, not yet.
17:50Oh, no, he's not even home yet.
17:52That car stinks, I'll tell you how much.
17:54Matthew's hometown is like the quintessential English countryside.
18:01That's so cute.
18:02Oh my God, it's so pretty there.
18:03That's like painting.
18:05Like quintessential, who says that?
18:07I don't say that word.
18:09Wow, you are a quintessential young man.
18:12Quite quintessential, are we?
18:15That's my new word.
18:16I'm sorry, saying it.
18:18I'm gonna just throw everybody off.
18:20Today is just quite quintessential.
18:24Definitely not a place I would choose to live in my 20s.
18:27It maybe would be a place I would live in my 60s.
18:30I mean, I like a lot of the same things old people do,
18:33but I prefer city energy, not retirement home energy.
18:38What's wrong with old people?
18:40It's like my hometown.
18:42So I fit right in.
18:42You fit right in, Kenny.
18:43That's why I brought you here.
18:45She doesn't give me city girl living.
18:47At least at the retirement home,
18:48you're guaranteed one shower a day.
18:51You're not gonna let that go.
18:54She seems like she would be in her retirement home.
18:56Yes.
18:56She's a cat lady.
18:57Maybe inside of her there is a crazy...
19:00Wild girl?
19:01...beaches, yeah.
19:03Who knows?
19:05I'm also seeing my fiancé for the first time in six months,
19:08and I'm sleeping down the hall from his parents,
19:11and the walls are pretty thin.
19:13It's not ideal, especially for the type of stuff I like.
19:16Oh!
19:17Ooh!
19:18She a freak!
19:18Ooh!
19:19Okay!
19:20Yes!
19:20All right!
19:21Nasty girl.
19:23Oh, my God!
19:24I told you, she's crazy!
19:25She's a wild girl!
19:26She is a freak!
19:27She is a freak!
19:28Oh, my God!
19:28What kind of things is she like?
19:30I need to know.
19:31Oh, my God.
19:32Okay, you need to settle down.
19:36He don't look freaky.
19:38Well, he might also be one of those quiet, freaky ones.
19:40You just don't know.
19:41Is this where I put my stuff in these drawers?
19:44Uh, yep.
19:45Everything with a G on it.
19:46But there's stuff in there.
19:47Oh, God, really?
19:50How would he label them and not clean them out?
19:51Because men can't do anything without women.
19:54Get your whip out, Greta.
19:55He needs a spanking.
19:57He's not understanding the situation.
19:59There you go.
20:01Three functional empty drawers.
20:03Okay, I don't know if that's enough.
20:05Can you make me a fourth one right now?
20:07Yeah, I'll get one.
20:09She's gonna put all her stuff in three drawers.
20:11The drawers are so small.
20:13They're not even big drawers.
20:15Everything is tiny.
20:17Three's not enough.
20:18Four might work.
20:19She's getting bossy, though.
20:21That'd be you.
20:22Okay, I need you to do this, that, and the other.
20:24Oh, boy.
20:25It would be.
20:26You literally had your own room when you came.
20:28I mean, it's a different situation.
20:30Mom and dad's house are really massive.
20:32It's big.
20:33Space is not an issue.
20:35No, for this?
20:36Yeah.
20:38I would have been talking about moving out before I got there.
20:41Should we lay out and start doing the suitcase, or?
20:44Um, I feel like I just want to do that, like, alone,
20:46because it's, like, too cramped for me to unpack while you're sitting there.
20:49Okay, sure.
20:50I'll let you unpack, then.
20:52He's like, don't you want to shower first?
20:54Oh, it's like, you need to get to the shower.
20:56Did I not say it enough?
20:57Is that why she put on a sweater to kind of mask it a little bit?
21:01It's gonna make it worse under there.
21:03It's kind of cramped over there.
21:04She's, like, doing the electric slide around the furniture.
21:07Like, I mean, go to this drawer.
21:13It just doesn't really feel like home, and I'm just, like, coming here and
21:16trying to just find a space to put my things, and there's not enough space.
21:20That's what I did in Turkey.
21:21I had to live out of my suitcase, because you didn't give me any space.
21:24I would cry, too.
21:25Oh, folks.
21:26She just wants to get settled.
21:28You see, for me, I never have a lot of things.
21:31Like, when me and Isabel were together, she took over a whole closet,
21:34like, a whole entire plus and a whole entire room for just her stuff.
21:38And I was like, I have these drawers right here.
21:40I mean, you are about this big anyway, so you literally don't take up a lot of space.
21:45It feels pretty inconsiderate.
21:48Like, I just left Hazel to move here.
21:52He's just not really making me feel at home right now.
21:54I just left Hazel.
21:56I left my cat to be with you.
21:58You just got there and just give it time.
22:02The thing is, if I, like, you want me to move to Mexico, if you said,
22:07oh, we have to move in with my family, I would have said, no, we have to figure it out.
22:12If I have to wait six more months to save enough money to get a place, we're doing that.
22:16I wouldn't have moved in.
22:17Okay, well, you're getting too technical.
22:18What if the situation was, babe, you're moving in with my parents.
22:23It's a small bedroom and you did.
22:25Would you be acting this way?
22:26No, because I wouldn't be in this situation.
22:29Can you play with me?
22:31Oh, I do.
22:35His literally sole purpose on his job is to entertain young drunk girls
22:40in literal dental floss bikinis.
22:43Do you think if they were older, unattractive girls, maybe she wouldn't be so upset?
22:48Would you?
22:48Absolutely.
22:49I don't care if you're flipping grandmas.
22:51I'm pissed off.
22:52God, can you imagine if I got on your back and you tried to flip me the other chip?
22:58Not even funny.
22:59Why am I laughing?
23:04All right, so what's about this game?
23:06Explain it.
23:07Okay, so I was at a house party last week and people got a little tipsy and they did the broom challenge.
23:14So basically, you put the broom behind your back, arms like this.
23:18You get on the floor and then whoever gets up the quickest wins.
23:22Okay, I'm down.
23:23One more thing.
23:23You can't use your hands.
23:25Okay, like this?
23:26All right, ready, Gabe?
23:27And go.
23:29I don't even know how to get down on one.
23:30Okay, ready?
23:32Ready?
23:32One, two, three.
23:34Oh, my penis.
23:35You got to use your face.
23:37Done.
23:42All right, ready?
23:44Ready.
23:44All right, here we go.
23:46Oh, dang.
23:47All right.
23:53I feel like that looked too easy.
23:54Done.
23:55I make everything look easy.
23:56Oh, where are we at, babe?
24:01Where are we?
24:02Where are we?
24:03Where are we?
24:03Are we finally in Aruba?
24:06That's going to be a beautiful sunset today.
24:08I know.
24:08It's going to be gorgeous.
24:10Just like you.
24:10Oh, we're in Aruba.
24:13Chloe and Pirate John.
24:15Aw, he's being a little romantic.
24:19Yes.
24:19Bad boys know that it's kind of compliments.
24:23What?
24:23Feed me.
24:25Babe, stop talking.
24:27Watch the show.
24:30Now that I'm living in Aruba, I really want to become a less jealous partner.
24:36But his job makes that much more challenging considering his job is like a strip club located
24:43on the ocean.
24:44His job is not a strip club.
24:46Sexy pirate.
24:47He wears his clothes the whole time and it's just what?
24:50It's a lot of gyrating though going on, so.
24:52How does that work?
24:54Is she even old enough to have wine?
24:55How old is this girl?
24:56She's been a three.
24:57Oh, God.
24:58She looks 12.
24:58Mm-hmm.
25:00You mentioned you want to open like a business.
25:03I mean, like what kind of business are you thinking?
25:06Basically if I'm thinking on starting a business where I could be in the water.
25:14That's what she doesn't want.
25:16What do you want to do?
25:16He really is a pirate.
25:18It's in his genetics being on water.
25:21You know what they should do is open a strip club on the water.
25:23Could you imagine if you go see a stripper and they're on a jet ski
25:27doing those moves?
25:28I'd pay to see that.
25:30We can come with a business plan now and then maybe hopefully,
25:32luckily enough, we can find an investor to put money into it.
25:35Once I finally manage to get through that, then I will leave Charlie Pirates.
25:40Doesn't sound like a solid business.
25:41No.
25:41Does it?
25:42Like what do you want to do with your business?
25:43I want to be on the water.
25:45Doing what?
25:46Doing what?
25:46You know, on the water.
25:48If we were to have a business, I would say that we should take up comedy.
25:52I always tell you this.
25:53I'm like, Monica, we can be a two-person comedy show and it's going to be great.
25:58We're going on the road.
25:59We are.
25:59We're going to go on the road.
26:00We're going to be like clowns.
26:01Let's take this show to the road.
26:04I've asked Jonathan to quit multiple times.
26:07His literally sole purpose on his job is to entertain young drunk girls in literal dental floss bikinis.
26:17Exactly how you met him.
26:19Yeah, exactly.
26:21Ew.
26:21Dental floss girls, miss?
26:24G-string.
26:25Whoa.
26:27You need to relax.
26:28Relax.
26:29Do you think if they were like older, unattractive girls, maybe she wouldn't be so upset?
26:35Would you?
26:36Absolutely.
26:38I don't care if you're flipping grandmas.
26:40I'm pissed off.
26:41Absolutely.
26:42And then puts these drunk dental floss girls on his back as they like cling on to him for dear life and
26:51then flip with them in the air.
26:53Dental floss girls on his back, flipping them in the air.
26:57I'm trying to create a visual of that in my mind.
26:59Wow.
27:01God, could you imagine if I got on your back and you tried to flip me the ocean?
27:07Literally, man, literally, you probably could even flip at that point.
27:10We would both just like back flop.
27:12I'd probably go unconscious and then you can, you're not a strong swimmer, so then you can save me.
27:17And then it's like, boom, murder number two.
27:19Oh my God.
27:22I mean that second degree murder, not murder number two.
27:25You've never murdered any.
27:30It's not even funny.
27:31Why am I laughing?
27:34I know you want to put on a show, but you know, leave young girls and dental floss out of it.
27:41The dental floss is part of the perks of the job.
27:44All right, that's how, that's what I, how I get my boners, boners.
27:51I don't get it.
27:51Like a bonus.
27:52That's the bonus of the job.
27:54See, that's what I did.
27:55Boners.
27:55Boners.
27:57Got it.
27:58I was long that one.
27:59Let's, let's type that out.
28:01Boners.
28:02I got it, but I didn't know what you were trying to, okay.
28:06Anyway.
28:09Okay.
28:10All right, babe.
28:11Whose side are we on?
28:12I know whose side you're on.
28:13Always.
28:14Okay.
28:15Team .
28:18Team penis.
28:19My husband is always on the men's team.
28:21Yes, I'm always trying to.
28:23Always.
28:24You can never see the women's side though.
28:26I'm in the middle.
28:26I'm Switzerland.
28:29Right in the middle.
28:30You got to throw the balls really close to the smallest one.
28:33You want to actually knock down the balls that are close, so yours can stay closer.
28:39But all the balls look the same, so how do you know which ones are yours?
28:42I, I, I know my balls, for example.
28:44Everyone knows these balls.
28:46That's true.
28:47You know, I like to cheat, so this sounds like the game.
28:49That's my ball!
28:50Everyone knows that's my ball!
28:54Babe, I saw this challenge on social media and I think you and I would be really good at it.
28:58So basically we stand up, we lock our lips together.
29:02Locked.
29:03And we try to do a full circle, each of us.
29:05It's easy.
29:06Here we go.
29:07Are you ready?
29:08Okay.
29:17I did it.
29:18Your turn.
29:19Okay, obviously we got to keep practicing that one, babe.
29:28The one sport you're not good at gets in your wife.
29:41I played this game when I was young, but not with that big balls.
29:53Oh.
29:54Small balls.
29:55Okay.
29:58Manon and Anthony, let's go!
30:02We've been in Quintet Marseille for a few days.
30:04It's a very tiny house.
30:06So we plan a little fun getaway to start fresh with my parents.
30:10Just get out of the house and we are going to go play some petanque.
30:15A petanque.
30:17Is that the balls game?
30:18Petanque.
30:19Petanque.
30:20Petanque.
30:20I'd be good at that game.
30:22I'm good with balls.
30:24Balls in my hand?
30:25Easily.
30:26You know.
30:26I handle your balls like a champ.
30:31A two.
30:32Two people in the same team.
30:35With three balls.
30:36A three.
30:36Two balls.
30:38Three guys, two balls.
30:39Okay.
30:42Wasn't it three guys, six balls?
30:44Last time I checked.
30:45Not three.
30:46These old guys are probably going to wash them.
30:48They're probably hustling.
30:50They've probably got money on the line.
30:51They've been doing this for years.
30:52First game, they'll let them win.
30:54And then they're like, uh, five dollars.
30:55Bam.
30:56Mop the floor.
30:59La petanque is actually a game.
31:02You got to throw the balls really close to the smallest one.
31:06You want to actually knock down the balls that are close.
31:09So yours can stay closer.
31:11But all the balls look the same.
31:13So how do you know which ones are yours?
31:15I know my balls, for example.
31:17Everyone knows his balls.
31:18True.
31:20You know, I like to cheat.
31:21So this sounds like the game.
31:22That's my ball.
31:23Everyone knows that's my ball.
31:40We're going to start talking about trauma.
31:41Her past.
31:42I mean, maybe it's good that she's getting it out.
31:45Who is this older gentleman?
31:46Is that her dad?
31:47I think so.
31:49Her dad is fine.
31:51That is a silver fox if I've ever seen one.
31:54Geesh.
31:56Calm down, Monica.
31:56Calm down.
31:57Good point for my dad.
32:10That happens a lot.
32:11You do what you think is best for your kids.
32:13Yeah.
32:14And no one's perfect.
32:16She has a big trauma.
32:17Yeah.
32:18Well, she feels very bad about the body shaming that happened.
32:22Body shaming is a bad thing.
32:23But if you're a parent, you want your daughter or son to be healthy.
32:27You know?
32:28Yeah.
32:28It's not about only physical things.
32:30Yeah.
32:31It's not embarrassment.
32:31It's health.
32:32I was in such a dark place.
32:36But I'm like, this is my past life.
32:39So I just want them to be aware all the ways of thinking need to evolve.
32:44I hope to see that making a change.
32:45The one thing I want our kids to definitely be secure in is their body and their confidence.
32:52Because, like, I was bigger growing up.
32:54My parents never made me feel not confident.
32:56That's why I was always so confident.
32:58I mean, we were at the pool the other day and Coben came up to me.
33:01He goes, Mom, he said, those kids over there, they called you fat.
33:06They said my mom was fat.
33:07I almost started busting out laughing.
33:09I said, you think a 10-year-old's going to hurt my feelings calling me fat?
33:11I said, what did you say?
33:12He goes, I told him you were pregnant.
33:15I said, come on!
33:17No, I'm not pregnant!
33:20Still having a problem with our age gap?
33:22Yeah, age gap changes.
33:25Good thing my family isn't that bad about talking about you behind your back
33:29or in front of you.
33:30What are you?
33:31They talk about me?
33:35So I have some crumpets here with some jelly or jam and some clotted cream.
33:44Okay, clotted cream.
33:46No, you always got to smell it first.
33:48I'll have some jam on mine.
33:50Cheers!
33:50Cheers!
33:51To Greta and Matthew.
33:52To Greta and Matthew.
33:53Ching!
33:54Oh my god, India!
34:02Oh, we're back to the crafting.
34:05Oh my god.
34:06How could you just take a grown woman away and be like, don't touch me?
34:09I said, get your hands off me.
34:12Crazy.
34:13I'm making a flower with my daughter-in-law who's older than me.
34:22She is there for five years.
34:24Five years!
34:24Is it?
34:25Did you think it right now, girl?
34:26Yeah, now you're going to talk about the age difference again.
34:29Good thing my family isn't that bad about talking about you behind your back
34:33or in front of you.
34:34What are you?
34:36They talk about me?
34:37Jenny's right there.
34:38She does not understand a thing of what they're saying.
34:41Okay, you almost slipped there.
34:43What do you mean by your daughter-in-law?
34:46What do you mean by your daughter-in-law?
34:47What do you mean by your daughter-in-law?
34:48What do you mean by your daughter-in-law?
34:50Ooh!
34:51Ooh!
34:52That's what I'm talking about, mama.
34:54Okay.
34:54If he's happy, I'm happy.
34:56That's what I'm talking about.
34:57Siding with Jenny, that is something that we never see.
35:00Cheers to you on that one.
35:02Cheers.
35:02Thank you for evolving.
35:03Mm-hmm.
35:04This is so exhausting for them to have to keep explaining
35:09that they love each other and that the age doesn't matter.
35:12I love her.
35:14I chose her.
35:15Yes.
35:15Who the hell are you?
35:17Still having a problem with our age gap?
35:19Yeah, age gap ting.
35:20Well, we love each other.
35:22They love each other.
35:26Older than his mother, actually.
35:29I'm old enough to be his uncle and it still works.
35:33Right, babe?
35:34Yeah.
35:35What if you married me and I was 63?
35:37No.
35:38I'll never.
35:38You would.
35:40I'll never.
35:40I'll never give you that yum yum.
35:42No.
35:42Say I was 45, but I looked like this.
35:45No.
35:46And I never told you my age.
35:47Why would I marry Uma without knowing her age?
36:00Poor Jenny.
36:02Oh my God.
36:02She can't take any more of this.
36:04She's probably getting ready to take a nap.
36:05She's like, I'm tired of this.
36:06Take a nap.
36:07I'm ready to go to bed.
36:08She was like, I'm old.
36:09I got to pee.
36:19I got to get me one of those.
36:20So when I argue with people, I can just keep.
36:23Final say so.
36:26Drops the mic.
36:31Good riddance.
36:32Now the party can start.
36:33Don't come back, please.
36:35Well, now that the aunt left, maybe they can make the party party again.
36:38Can never be the same, man.
36:40It's already been infected.
36:41I'd be like, let's everyone take a shot.
36:43Next time on 90 Day Fiancé, the other way.
36:49I'm Patia.
36:49I'm 58.
36:50And I'm an exotic dancer.
36:52Hi, girl.
36:53You come on.
36:55Yay.
36:56You should get into that.
36:58Make us some money.
36:59I'd have to pay them to watch.
37:01G'day.
37:02I'm Dylan.
37:03I'm 38 years old.
37:04And I live in Launceston, Tasmania.
37:06Oh.
37:06From Australia.
37:07No, this is not going to work.
37:10G'day.
37:11Hey, talking to you.
37:12It's a good day.
37:13My name's Dylan.
37:14My girlfriend's a stripper.
37:15She's 58.
37:18In Oklahoma, I get weekly massages.
37:21She's a princess.
37:22We didn't know it.
37:24I also get weekly massages.
37:26And that was difficult for Sarp to accept.
37:28Because you were getting massages from men.
37:30I couldn't afford the life that you want.
37:32I'm engaged you for the money.
37:34Is that what you're saying?
37:35Oh.
37:36I didn't see this out of them at all.
37:38Me either.
37:38I feel like she has more money than him in America.
37:41Does he have any money?
37:42He's living in his parents' house.
37:47I didn't do anything.
37:49I just...
37:53Whoa.
37:53What are you doing?
37:55Oh my God.
37:58She should have flipped the table while you had it.
38:00I want to throw a cake in your face so bad.
38:02What would you do?
38:03Oh, nah.
38:04You'll never get to that level.
38:06I'm going to do it one time.
38:07I'm doing it.
38:08Oh my God.
38:09And this season is just getting started.
38:11Look how wild it is.
38:12I'm loving this season so far.
38:13Luke got smooshed in the face with a cake.
38:16Well, that reminds me.
38:17Remember I did that cake horse?
38:18Uh-huh.
38:19Oh, here we go.
38:19I should try to do a three-tier cake for next week.
38:22Actually, let's go see what ingredients I have and what I'll need.
38:24Let's go.
38:25Lola, do you want to go make a cake?
38:27Let's make one.
38:28Come on.
38:29Let's go see who can pack the cutest lunch for our kids for school tomorrow.
38:33Now.
38:37Wow.
38:38I thought this episode was great.
38:40Next week is going to be wild.
38:43Oh my gosh.
38:45Madeline and Luke is going to be the icing on the cake.
38:48Mwah.
38:49She's going to pack Scarlett's lunch.
38:50I'm going to pack Coben's lunch.
38:52We're going to see who can put it in the bags, put it in the box, zip it up the fastest.
38:56Three, two, one, go.
39:01We can tell who does this every day, can't we?
39:05And you know what you always do?
39:06Kiss it for good luck.
39:08Done!
39:10At least I have someone to do this with every night for the rest of my life.
39:14I feel like I had a big accident or something and right now I'm trying to recover in the hospital bed.
39:23I never thought of it that way, but you too are fucking tired.
39:26You want to give me soup?
39:30I can't feel my legs right now.
39:34Poor Jenny.
39:35Oh my.
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