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She's the (Undercover) Boss Full Episode
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00:00Ms. Pearson, it is a pleasure.
00:05You know, GQ has been wanting to profile your company for quite some time now.
00:09The pleasure is all mine, I assure you that.
00:12You know, I have to commend you.
00:14I mean, Dyad's assistant matchmaking record is near perfect.
00:18I mean, save for one pesky CEO.
00:21Financial phenom Jet Abrams gave an interview recently expressing his dissatisfaction.
00:29Dyad's algorithm is a bunch of pseudoscience bullshits.
00:34Every assistant they have sent me has been completely incompetent and a total waste of time.
00:40I saw.
00:42Now, are you at all concerned that this kind of publicity will affect your business?
00:49Not at all.
00:51While Mr. Abrams has proven to be a particularly exacting client,
00:57I have no doubt we'll be able to match him.
01:04In fact, I do have a new angle for your profile, Ms. Carter.
01:12I will personally be going undercover as his assistant to find out exactly what it is the biggest asshole in America needs in a right hand.
01:25Jay Abrams will meet his match.
01:28Can you quote me on that?
01:32You told GQ what?
01:35Oh, come on.
01:36Imagine the headline.
01:38Corporate Cupid tames titans.
01:41Matching the unmatchable.
01:43More like delusional CEO, Tank's own company, playing pretend.
01:48You seriously want to attempt some secret spy mission and pretend to be his assistant to gather intel?
01:55All while trying to run your own company.
01:57I mean, as your assistant, and more importantly as your friend, I'm telling you, don't do this.
02:02I know he's an asshole, and I know you want revenge, but...
02:05That's not what this is about.
02:07This is about keeping Dyad's records unimpeachable.
02:11I mean, if Jen Abrams looks like an asshole in the process, that's just cherry on top.
02:17Dyad's algorithm is a bunch of pseudoscience bullshit.
02:20Ooh, honey.
02:22I don't think anything can make that man look bad.
02:25Look, I know you've been married to the job ever since Grey the Goblin, but even a workaholic like you has to appreciate a man like that.
02:35Not my type.
02:36Besides, you know I don't date my clients.
02:38Yeah, but what about your boss?
02:44You little bitch.
02:55Mr. Abrams?
03:01Good morning.
03:02I have your coffee.
03:05Must be my new assistant.
03:07Uh...
03:11Uh...
03:12Yeah.
03:13Uh...
03:14Arya Riley. Pleasure to...
03:22Meet you.
03:23You know, when I said I'd give Dyad one last chance, I expected something a little more, uh...
03:30Impressive.
03:32Supposed to get extra points for nice packaging, huh?
03:35Mr. Riley, I need someone I could trust.
03:39Someone I could count on.
03:41Someone who's not gonna bail when I demand perfection.
03:46Someone who's not gonna fuck up my coffee order.
03:49What's up?
03:50You my someone?
03:51Yes.
03:54I am.
03:56Good.
03:58Now clean this shit up.
03:59Go change.
04:00And, uh...
04:01Father's reports on my desk.
04:02Oh!
04:04This is strike one.
04:05Understand?
04:06Good.
04:07I am so not going to be here.
04:08I don't know.
04:09Hey, I am so hungry.
04:17I am sorry.
04:18I'm so hungry.
04:19You fucking prick.
04:26Okay.
04:28It's just a few weeks.
04:31Gather intel.
04:33Make a match.
04:35Free press and GQ.
04:37Everybody wins.
04:39I could do this.
04:41I could do this.
04:43Oh my god.
04:45What the hell are you doing in here?
04:47I don't want everyone to see me.
05:03You always have extra shirts in your office?
05:06Sometimes things get a bit messy.
05:17Strike two, Mr. Riley.
05:34Might send a new record.
05:36Fired by lunch.
05:37So much for another preface.
05:51Surprised anyone's lasted this long.
05:53You flirt with all your assistants?
06:00Mr. Abrams, I'm sorry I didn't...
06:03Stop.
06:07Every submission that Diet has sent to me...
06:10Was sketched out, Liz.
06:14Not you, though.
06:18Clear your schedule.
06:20You're working a party tonight.
06:22Lots of important potential clients, so...
06:25Do your homework.
06:26And...
06:27No more stains.
06:30Alright?
06:32I'll see you later.
06:41So...
06:42He clearly needs someone that can go toe-to-toe with him.
06:45Someone who will not put up with his bullshit.
06:47I mean, this guy has major control and trust issues.
06:51You should have heard him.
06:52He was like...
06:53Someone who's not gonna bail.
06:56Someone he can rely on.
06:58Unlike you...
07:01Excuse me?
07:03You don't think he's gonna be pissed when he finds out you're lying?
07:07That you betrayed him?
07:10Well, I...
07:11By the time he finds out, he'll already be matched.
07:17False fair and business.
07:19That's not how that saying goes.
07:20This.
07:27This.
07:30And...
07:33This.
07:34Glenn.
07:34I'm trying to get into his business.
07:37Not his pants.
07:38Aria?
07:39He said so himself.
07:41He's not impressed.
07:44Yet.
07:50You're late.
08:06you're late fashionably
08:22come on let's make some rounds
08:26oh first remind me who is he
08:31uh some old white guy with a bad tux
08:37you're not very good at this are you
08:41thought i told you to do your homework
08:43don't blame me for your bad memory
08:46it's not leadership
08:48fair enough
08:51ah fuck
08:54what
08:55jet
08:57are you avoiding your fiance
09:01i believe you're my ex-fiance
09:03for now
09:05not the first time we've called it off
09:07oh but it is the last
09:09think i learned my lesson when you skipped our engagement party
09:11with my best man
09:13that was a momentary lapse in judgment
09:19that's all
09:20lena taft
09:24this would be abrams
09:26and you are
09:29cosplaying as a las vegas showgirl
09:33aria riley
09:37mr abrams assistant
09:39speaking of
09:41keir hamlin is at the bar
09:43you should go talk to him before his third dirty martini
09:45if you'll excuse him
09:48is that for a reminder
09:51give it up honey
09:55he'll never be interested in the likes of you
09:58you're the help for god's sake
10:01i'll never fit in this world
10:04great
10:11what the hell are you doing here
10:14abrams
10:15donates to the philharmonic so we're playing as a favor
10:18you are you here with diane or looking for clients
10:22sort of
10:24jesus are you talking about the silent treatment
10:27i've been trying to get in touch with you for weeks
10:31why haven't you answered my calls
10:33maybe because you literally stole from me
10:37you wrote yourself a check from my checkbook
10:39i told you i would pay you back
10:41it was 10k
10:43it's not exactly an iou situation
10:46always playing the victim
10:49we're gonna get you a therapist for that
10:51after we get you therapy for your gambling addiction
10:54how about that
10:55that is all behind me now
10:58hey come on come on baby
11:01i've missed you
11:03i know you miss me
11:05gray
11:06it's over
11:07i told you
11:08i don't want to give up on us
11:11this man bothering you are you
11:15ugh
11:16is he one of your clients
11:20no
11:21i'm actually a her boyfriend
11:23chat sweetheart this is my ex
11:28gray
11:29right
11:31i suppose i should thank you
11:33for fucking up
11:37if it wasn't for that
11:39you've never found the moment of my dreams
11:41i don't believe it
11:46this guy is in your tongue
11:49since when do you go for susan
11:52you always said you don't shit where you eat
11:54i
11:56i
11:58okay
12:17you hate pda
12:21nah
12:22maybe with you buddy
12:23good luck with this one
12:26work always comes first with aria
12:30you'll see
12:32fuck
12:37i am so sorry
12:40i
12:40that will never happen again
12:42no no
12:42you're good
12:43you helped me with my ex
12:45i guess we're even now
12:48mm-hmm
12:48how about a drink
12:51yeah
12:52yeah
12:52let's go
12:53i've tried many times but it's just not
13:07can we go sit down?
13:12yeah
13:12let's go
13:13oh i am such a klutz
13:20probably did you a favor though
13:22cheap thing like that belongs in the trash
13:24i'd be careful what you call cheap with a nose like that
13:27excuse me
13:28what the hell is your problem lena
13:29go
13:33go
13:35go
13:35come on
13:37here sit down
13:44can i sit
13:47does that hurt?
14:03Does that hurt?
14:15No, it's just cold.
14:33We should, uh, we should probably get you home.
14:49Yeah.
14:50Here, you take my card, okay?
14:55I'm gonna need you at the office early in the morning.
15:01You gotta set up for the meeting with Hamelin?
15:03I'm gonna need a briefing doc of all the strategic angles.
15:08Can you handle that?
15:10That's a lot to ask of a cripple.
15:13Well, I have all the faith in the world.
15:19I'll see you in the morning, yeah?
15:23Okay.
15:24Get home safe.
15:26Thanks.
15:31Double shot, dry, almond milk, and a sprinkle of cinnamon.
15:55Mmm.
15:57In the cup this time.
15:59Hey, um, I wanted to talk to you about what happened between us last night.
16:05Ugh.
16:06That can't happen again.
16:09I mean, I can't.
16:12Um, I crossed the line when I kissed you, and, uh, I'm your boss.
16:17No, no.
16:18I, I know it didn't mean anything.
16:20Oh.
16:21Um, it's my fault.
16:24Um, when I saw my ex, it just kinda rattled me.
16:28Right.
16:29Yeah.
16:30I crossed the line when I, I put you in that position, so.
16:34Okay.
16:35I'm sorry.
16:36Um, I think, uh, moving forward, we should just, uh, maintain some professional boundaries.
16:49I, I didn't say that it didn't mean anything.
17:03Sorry.
17:04Um, I don't mean to interrupt any business matters.
17:09Absolutely not.
17:10Cheer, Hammond.
17:12Ready to finalize this deal?
17:14Only if you want to be a lot richer than you already are.
17:17Absolutely.
17:18Come on in.
17:19Have a seat.
17:24You look familiar to me.
17:26Do I know you from somewhere?
17:28Uh, I don't think so.
17:30Unless you saw my tumble at the party last night.
17:33No.
17:34No.
17:35That's not it.
17:36Ah.
17:37I just got it.
17:38You look exactly like this CEO.
17:44Oh.
17:45Hm.
17:46A knockout if I've ever seen one.
17:49Hm.
17:50What did her company do?
17:52It was something with corporate matchmaking.
17:56Uh, diet?
17:58Right.
17:59Hm.
18:00That's where Arya came from.
18:02Hm.
18:03What a funny coincidence.
18:05I haven't had the pleasure of meeting our CEO.
18:08Hm.
18:09Uncanny.
18:10Hm.
18:11Well, gentlemen, should we get down to business and hammer out some deal points?
18:16Absolutely.
18:17Okay.
18:18Coffee, Mr. Hanlon?
18:20Hm.
18:21Sweet and milky.
18:23Darling.
18:24Hm.
18:25I thought you were fed up with Dyad.
18:37Yeah.
18:38I'm giving him one last chance.
18:39Hm.
18:40Hm.
18:41You sly dog.
18:42I guess you were just holding out for the goods, huh?
18:46What do you say?
18:47We share the wealth?
18:49We could make her one of the deal points.
18:52She's mine.
18:53She's mine.
18:54My assistant.
18:55Leave her alone.
18:56Hm.
18:57Thank you, sweetheart.
18:58Hm.
18:59The fuck was that?
19:12Get out.
19:13Excuse me?
19:14You heard me.
19:15I fucking warned you.
19:17Now get out.
19:19You're gonna tank this deal and lose millions?
19:24For her?
19:25Huh.
19:26Good assistants worth their weight in gold.
19:28We're through here.
19:41You really didn't have to do that.
19:43I've dealt with creeps way worse than that guy.
19:46Yeah.
19:47I know.
19:48I met your ex-boyfriend, remember?
19:50Hm.
19:51Should have to deal with guys like that, though.
19:54Especially with me around.
19:55Hm.
19:56So, I'm a good assistant, huh?
20:01Not some pseudo-science bullshit?
20:04So, look, I admit I was a bit harsh in that interview.
20:07A bit?
20:08And I can be difficult to work with at times.
20:11Mm-hmm.
20:12But, I've learned from experience.
20:17People are generally disappointing.
20:21They leave when the going gets tough.
20:23Just weeding those people out early.
20:26Don't wanna waste my time.
20:28But you, miss, are most definitely not a waste of my time.
20:35I guess I'm in my match.
20:38Mm-hmm.
20:39Okay.
20:40Um.
20:41Well, do you need anything else from me?
20:43Besides losing you a million dollars?
20:44No.
20:45No.
20:46Okay.
20:47No.
20:48No.
20:49No.
20:50Okay.
20:51Okay.
20:52Okay.
20:53Okay.
20:54Okay.
20:55Um.
20:56Get back to work?
20:57Yeah.
20:58Yeah.
20:59Okay.
21:00Okay.
21:01Okay.
21:02Okay.
21:03Okay.
21:04Um.
21:07Get back to work?
21:08Yeah.
21:09Yeah.
21:10Okay.
21:11Okay.
21:12Okay.
21:13Yeah.
21:14Okay.
21:15Okay.
21:16Fuck me.
21:17Fuck me.
21:18Fuck me.
21:19Fuck me.
21:20That doesn't sound like appropriate office talk.
21:38Nothing screams classy like dropping the f-bomb.
21:42Oh.
21:43Like fucking your fiancé's best friend?
21:45I didn't see you on the schedule today.
21:48Don't you know you have to go through me to get to him?
21:51He didn't tell you.
21:56Alistair Holdings is investing in my makeup company.
21:59Now be a dear and fetch me a latte while the adults talk business.
22:12What do you want, Lena?
22:28I just came by to discuss our little business venture.
22:32There's no hour or anything.
22:35We've been broken up for months.
22:37Well, like it or not, we have a contract, remember?
22:42Until you break it, remember?
22:45Baby.
22:47Baby.
22:48What has got you so stressed?
22:54Huh?
22:55Maybe I can help you relax.
23:00Excuse me.
23:09Uh, no, no, no.
23:10Stay.
23:13If you'd like to make an appointment, make it with Aria.
23:16Just like everyone else.
23:17I'm busy here, Lena.
23:19Of course.
23:22Reserve the jet tomorrow.
23:23Mr. Abrams and I will be flying into New York.
23:25Excuse me, I have to work, Lena.
23:27This is work.
23:29I want to open an office in New York.
23:31And you want to do your due diligence, don't you?
23:36Make sure there's a couple bottles of Dom stocked.
23:40I want to celebrate our merger.
23:41Merger.
23:58Merger, huh?
24:01Jealous?
24:04No.
24:06I'm not.
24:08No.
24:09Don't worry about Lena.
24:11Forget her.
24:13I do need you to do something for me, though.
24:14Mm-hmm.
24:25The contractors are coming for the kitchen remodel on Friday?
24:28Mm-hmm.
24:29I need you to go let them in.
24:31You could go over there after I leave.
24:34Maybe stay the night, if you want.
24:37And that's not crossing a professional boundary?
24:41Sleeping in your bed?
24:43I do have plenty of guest rooms, Miss Riley.
24:46But if you wanted to...
24:48No!
24:49I don't.
24:50I wasn't, um...
24:53Yeah, that would be fine.
24:55Thank you, Mr. Abrams.
25:06I don't know.
25:07I don't know.
25:12So, let's hear it.
25:14What's it like working for the biggest asshole in America?
25:19Uh...
25:21You know, he's, um...
25:23He's not that bad.
25:25He's not that bad.
25:29Miss Pearson,
25:30not that bad
25:32does not make for a great article.
25:34Not that bad
25:36means it's your company's fault.
25:38Not his.
25:40And I'm sure that's not the angle you're looking for.
25:43Right?
25:45Of course not.
25:48You know Dyad is everything to me.
25:50Okay?
25:51I put my blood, sweat, and tears into this.
25:55I know.
25:56I've done my research.
25:58Which is why I'm surprised you're not taking the chance to defend it.
26:04I would give anything for this company.
26:07Well then...
26:09If I were you,
26:11I'd dig up some dirt on that man that's been slandering you in the press.
26:20Okay, damn.
26:34Major CEO goals.
26:38Hello?
26:40Hey boss.
26:41I've got a couple reports you need to sign.
26:43Should I bring them by to all dark and scary's office?
26:47Actually, I'm at his house right now.
26:50Beverly Hills.
26:51I'll send you the address.
27:01Oh my god.
27:03It's like I stepped into 50 shades of grey.
27:08Ooh, is there a pleasure room?
27:10Don't touch anything.
27:13This man is a total control freak.
27:16Anything is out of place.
27:17He'll...
27:19Glenn!
27:21It's for you!
27:24And me.
27:27You deserve a break.
27:29And besides, he's a freaking billionaire.
27:31Is he really gonna miss this...
27:33$2,000 bottle of champagne?
27:36Holy shit!
27:40Wow.
27:41You're popular.
27:42It's grey.
27:43It's grey.
27:44He's been harassing me ever since I told him that Jep was my boyfriend.
27:48You what?
27:50It was nothing.
27:51I ran into him at this party and he wouldn't stop bothering me.
27:55So, Jep played along.
27:58He actually really saved my ass.
28:03And he kissed me.
28:04What?
28:06Yeah.
28:07Okay.
28:09Well, sounds like we have a lot of ground to cover.
28:13How about we do it out by that gorgeous pool?
28:16I brought bathing suits.
28:18How did you know that he...
28:19Duh.
28:20All billionaires have pools.
28:22Now come on.
28:23It's not like he's gonna come home anytime soon.
28:26Heh.
28:30And then I was thinking drinks at this bar that my friend just opened.
28:33It's super chic and like impossible to get into.
28:38And then...
28:40I was thinking tomorrow we'd skip out to the Hamptons.
28:44Daddy's in Shanghai so we'd have the whole place to ourselves.
28:47Lena.
28:49I told you.
28:50This is strictly a business trip.
28:51I don't know about that.
29:01There is no office, is there?
29:04I just wanted us to get away like we used to.
29:07Without your obnoxious assistant poking around.
29:12Baby.
29:15You know this isn't over between us.
29:17I can't do this with you. I...
29:23I'm going home.
29:24But like, was there tongue?
29:38Shut up.
29:40Bitch, I knew it.
29:42I knew you wanted to jump his bones.
29:44Okay.
29:46First of all, don't call your boss a bitch.
29:48Second of all, who says I want to jump his bones?
29:52Okay, fine.
29:54Fine.
29:56He's a total package.
29:57I mean, he's hot.
29:59He's rich.
30:01He's smart.
30:03Sounds like someone else I know.
30:05Maybe slightly less rich.
30:06Okay, but still.
30:07You two are like a match made in heaven.
30:10Yeah, right.
30:11I mean, and what happens when he finds out I've been lying to him this whole time?
30:16And besides, he's probably not even into me.
30:19He's in New York right now.
30:21With his ex-fiance.
30:23I mean, what am I supposed to do with that?
30:25Arya?
30:27Janet!
30:29Uh...
30:31Uh...
30:33Uh...
30:34What are you...
30:37Um...
30:38Who is this?
30:40Uh...
30:41Oh, uh, Jew. Look at the time.
30:43I have to go feed my fish.
30:44Cat.
30:46My cat?
30:48My fish and my cat.
30:50Yeah, you should probably do that.
30:55I'm sorry, I didn't...
30:57Just have a half-naked man in my fucking house?
31:00I'm not gonna ask you again.
31:02Who is that?
31:05Wait...
31:08Are you...
31:10Jealous?
31:12Of Glenn?
31:14But this is funny to you?
31:18Oh...
31:20No, I, um...
31:22He's my...
31:24Friend.
31:25Mm-hmm.
31:27And trust me, he's way more interested in you than he is me.
31:38Do you like this?
31:40Like toying with me?
31:42Making me crazy?
31:46Running around my house...
31:48This...
31:49This little bikini?
31:55What do you care?
31:57Where's Lena?
31:59Think I give a shit about Lena?
32:01Think that I don't care?
32:02You don't think I'm going crazy seeing you every single day?
32:08Maintaining these professional boundaries?
32:15Ever since we kissed...
32:18I can't stop thinking about that night.
32:20I can't stop thinking about that night.
32:25These lips?
32:27You're my boss.
32:29You're my assistant.
32:31So assist me, Arya.
32:32Put me out of my misery.
33:03You're so hot.
33:05So are you...
33:09I mean, you're burning up.
33:11Oh!
33:12Let's get you inside.
33:14Okay.
33:30No.
33:32I've been dreaming of this.
33:35Yeah?
33:36Yeah.
33:45Okay.
33:54I'd dig up some dirt on that man that's been slandering you in the prince.
33:58I don't know.
34:01Jed, I, um...
34:02What?
34:04I need to tell you something.
34:05No.
34:06Tell me later.
34:09Okay.
34:10I'm gonna be a little bit more.
34:11No.
34:13I can't do it.
34:15I can't.
34:16No.
34:17I can't.
34:18No.
34:20No.
34:21No.
34:23No.
34:25No.
34:27No.
34:29No.
34:31No.
34:32No.
34:34No.
34:35No.
34:36No.
34:37hungry wow this place looks like a five-star hotel i didn't know i had all the amenities too
34:52this looks delicious yeah i'd say so
34:57this looks good on you yeah yeah but i also think that it'd look better off of you
35:07kitchen contractors i'll take care of it boss
35:20great what the fuck are you doing here did you follow me you still weren't answering me
35:36i needed to talk to you you weren't at dyad you weren't at your apartment
35:41so i thought i'd try your boyfriend's office or should i say your bosses
35:45now you can imagine my surprise when the receptionist corrected me
35:52now i knew you didn't give a shit about this guy like i said it's all about work for you
35:57question is how's he gonna feel when he finds out about your double life
36:03what do you want now you're asking the right questions
36:10ten thousand dollars what you heard me get me the money or else
36:17this fucking guy finds out exactly who you really are
36:20blackmail gray really that's fucking desperate
36:24even for you what are you gambling again i'm not bailing you out this time
36:29you have 24 hours
36:32everything good yeah just contractor stuff
36:51big promises and bigger delays
36:55yeah i should uh i should go get ready for work
37:00wait wait wait i'm sure that the boss don't understand
37:04wait no
37:06no okay wait hold on
37:10we can't do this
37:15aria we already have
37:17i don't date my client my bosses
37:23well i don't sleep with my assistants but um here we are
37:28look truthfully
37:32i haven't felt this way
37:35like maybe ever
37:38tell me i'm not the only one
37:43you're not
37:51so
37:53what are you gonna fire me now
37:56what no
37:57the best assistant i ever had
37:59i don't know what i'd do without you
38:02but maybe
38:05we can have it both ways
38:08you know professional in the office
38:11unprofessional out
38:13please
38:15i really don't want to lose you
38:18what do you say
38:23okay
38:31all right
38:48i have your money just tell me where to send it
38:51aria
38:52i'm so sorry but
38:54while you were taking your sweet ass time
38:57i found a better deal
38:58a better deal
39:00what the fuck
39:01you told me i had 24 hours
39:03oh
39:04you'll see soon enough
39:06amazing
39:12jack
39:14all right
39:16apparently
39:19the philharmonic wants to thank me for my donations
39:21at a private event tonight
39:22well
39:23private
39:24plus the press
39:25you know
39:26come on it'll be fun
39:29plus
39:30can't go anywhere without my assistant can i
39:32uh
39:33jet
39:35i
39:35start at eight
39:36where's that little gold dress
39:38you just never do what you're told do you
39:54i love the red though
39:57hey
40:01made some errors
40:04jet i
40:08i need to tell you something
40:11ooooh what could that be
40:13ooooh what could that be
40:13lena
40:15what are you doing here
40:16you didn't think that i'd miss your big night did you
40:18no get me a chardonnay
40:20will you
40:22okay
40:23chardonnay
40:25oh
40:27um
40:27gray and i have a little surprise
40:29planned for you tonight
40:30ladies and gentlemen
40:39a brief moment
40:41please
40:41this evening
40:44as well as this plaque
40:46are just a couple tokens of gratitude
40:49gratitude for one of our most generous donors
40:51jet abrams
40:54applause
40:55but of course
40:58no ceo would be anywhere without their loyal assistant
41:02a round of applause from miss aria riley if you will
41:05applause
41:06then again
41:09aria's not just an assistant
41:12great
41:13and her name's not just aria riley
41:17please don't do this
41:18aria what's going on
41:19she's also
41:20aria riley pearson
41:22the ceo of dyad
41:25well
41:30looks like they're talking that through now
41:32you've been lying to me this entire time
41:35jet
41:36i was doing this for you
41:39okay if you just let me explain
41:40i just wanted to find you the perfect assistant
41:44okay that's it
41:45i thought if i went undercover
41:46then i could get you exactly what you need
41:49and then
41:49and then you were gonna leave me
41:50i trusted you aria
41:54no
41:56oh i never wanted to hurt you
41:59ugh she's lying
42:00ever since i found out who you really are
42:06i've been asking around
42:07see i have friends at gq too
42:11and a little birdie told me
42:13that you pitched an article boasting
42:14you could find an assistant for
42:16what did she call him
42:18what did you call him
42:19what was it
42:21oh i remember
42:22the biggest asshole in america
42:24she was never here for you
42:29she was here for herself
42:32for her company
42:33it was all
42:35just a little pr stunt
42:39jet please
42:47don't
42:48if i
42:53so in light of
43:18recent events
43:20jet abrams reached out to the magazine
43:23to share his side of the story
43:25dyad regularly engages in corporate espionage
43:30and their best practices are lies and deception
43:34and their ceo and founder aria pearson
43:37is a major liability
43:39would you care to respond before we go to print
43:43i uh
43:47i
43:49she has no comment
43:51thank you helen but that's all the time miss pearson has today
43:54no
43:54wait
43:56aria
43:58public allegations of fraud
44:01are for lawyers to handle
44:02not you
44:03you could hurt the company if
44:05yes
44:05i lied
44:10lied to mr abrams
44:12stepping in was not about going beyond
44:17for the client
44:18it was about promoting dyad
44:21it was selfish
44:25and wrong
44:27any relationship
44:30professional or personal
44:33is based off honesty
44:36and trust
44:37and i betrayed jet
44:41mr abrams
44:44i take full responsibility for my actions
44:50can i quote you on that
44:58sabotage jet
45:20what the fuck is your problem
45:21i take you to talk to helen
45:23look i know you're upset with me
45:25but to slander my name in the press
45:27i'm just being honest
45:28unlike you
45:29was it even real
45:31was fucking me just part of the plan
45:33god what the fuck is wrong with you
45:35i did what i thought i had to do okay
45:37yeah you had to lie to me
45:39you had to manipulate me
45:40you cheated to get ahead and you know it
45:41seriously
45:42you inherited your company from your dad
45:46who inherited it from his dad
45:48you have no fucking idea
45:49what it's like to build something from scratch
45:51to put your whole soul into something
45:54dyad is everything to me
45:56was everything to me
46:01look i know you're upset with me for lying
46:04but you have no fucking right to destroy everything i worked so hard for
46:08you know what
46:12lena was right
46:15we're from completely different worlds
46:18this never would have worked
46:21aria
46:32dyad doesn't need you to step down as ceo
46:35that's just giving up
46:36i'm not giving up
46:39i'm letting go
46:42dyad needs a new face to get over this controversy
46:46i still believe in everything we did
46:52i just don't know if i believe in myself anymore
46:57i'm sure it'll be in good hands with whoever the board chooses
47:02so then the more i thought about it the more i realized
47:18we actually do need a new york office
47:31i'm thinking soho
47:34maybe hudson yards
47:36anything but midtown
47:38you
47:39jet
47:43you need to move on
47:46forget her
47:48after what you said to gq
47:49that bitch is finished
47:50do not
47:50call her that
47:52i just
47:56i keep thinking about the last things that she said to me
48:01she said
48:03i've never built anything from scratch
48:06she's right
48:09okay but does that justify her lying to you
48:14for weeks
48:16when you are as privileged as we are
48:20you cannot let your guard down
48:22you have to stick with the people you know
48:26and i know you
48:30and you know me
48:35you're right
48:41i do
48:44i know you lied to me
48:47i know you betrayed me
48:50and i know
48:51that when you found out about aria
48:53you teamed up with her ex to humiliate her
48:55instead of coming to
48:56i didn't
48:57i was trying to protect you
49:01because i love you jet
49:03you don't love me
49:04and i don't love you
49:07i don't think i ever did
49:12ever since being with aria
49:15where you should make me feel
49:19you need to leave
49:26are you kidding me
49:33you're gonna choose her
49:36over me
49:38go lena
49:41i don't understand why you couldn't bring these documents to my apartment
49:55i don't understand why you couldn't bring these documents to my apartment
50:09because there are no documents
50:15i lied
50:16i needed to get you back in the office
50:19we've had calls all morning
50:24from firms wanting to make capital investments
50:26up to nine figures
50:28what how
50:31jet recanted his statement
50:34and saying your praises
50:36he said that diet had an unimpeachable business model
50:39and is the best investment of the year
50:41he said his judgment was clouded because of his
50:44feelings for you
50:46oh
50:50and you had to tell me this at the office
50:54why
50:55he's here
50:58waiting for you
51:00oh
51:17sorry
51:18i just
51:19wanted to know what it felt like to be the most sought after cdo in the city
51:23so
51:39i need an assistant
51:42all right i
51:47me first
51:50i thought about what you said
51:55and
51:56i should not have lied
51:58and
51:59for everything that i lied about
52:02i was always
52:03honest about us
52:05i mean i had
52:07i have
52:13very real feelings
52:15i never thought anything could be more important to me than work
52:20and then i met you
52:24and i know
52:26what you did with gq
52:29and if you were just trying to
52:31undo the damage
52:33i get it
52:34but
52:34i was hoping that
52:37maybe
52:39all right
52:39why do you think i'm here
52:42everything i said was true
52:46and i was such
52:48an idiot
52:49and i'm sorry that i got so angry
52:50no i'm sorry
52:51i shouldn't have lied
52:53i just
52:57the thought of losing you
52:59i got
53:01i got scared
53:05i'm not going anywhere
53:09i'm not you're not
53:12i trust you
53:14in the office
53:30so unprofessional
53:33good thing we don't work together anymore
53:35you fired me
53:37remember
53:37you're such a control freak
53:44guess that makes us the perfect match
54:03for my good
54:07for my good
54:09it's all working
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