- 4 weeks ago
She's The Undercover Boss
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00:00Miss Pearson, it is a pleasure.
00:05You know, GQ has been wanting to profile your company for quite some time now.
00:09The pleasure is all mine, I assure you that.
00:12You know, I have to commend you.
00:14I mean, Dyad's assistant matchmaking record is near perfect.
00:18I mean, save for one pesky CEO.
00:21Financial phenom Jet Abrams gave an interview recently expressing his dissatisfaction.
00:29Dyad's algorithm is a bunch of pseudoscience bullshit.
00:33Every assistant they have sent me has been completely incompetent and a total waste of time.
00:39I saw.
00:41Now, are you at all concerned that this kind of publicity will affect your business?
00:48Not at all.
00:50While Mr. Abrams has proven to be a particularly exacting client, I have no doubt we'll be able to imagine.
00:58In fact, I do have a new angle for your profile, Ms. Carter.
01:13I will personally be going undercover as his assistant to find out exactly what it is the biggest asshole in America needs in a right hand.
01:23You told GQ what?
01:24Oh, come on.
01:25Imagine the headline.
01:26Corporate Cupid tames titans, matching the unmatchable.
01:28More like delusional CEO, Tank's own company playing pretend.
01:30You seriously want to attempt some secret spy mission and pretend to be his assistant to gather intel, all while trying to run your own company?
01:43I mean, as your assistant, and more importantly as your friend, I'm telling you, don't do this.
01:58I know he's an asshole, and I know you want revenge, but...
02:05That's not what this is about.
02:07This is about keeping Dyad's records unimpeachable.
02:10I mean, if Jed Abrams looks like an asshole in the process, that's just cherry on top.
02:16Dyad's algorithm is a bunch of pseudoscience bullshit.
02:19Ooh, honey, I don't think anything can make that man look bad.
02:25Look, I know you've been married to the job ever since Grey the Goblin, but even a workaholic like you has to appreciate a man like that.
02:34Not my type.
02:36Besides, you know I don't date my clients.
02:38Yeah, but what about your boss?
02:44You little bitch.
02:49Mr. Abrams?
03:01Good morning.
03:02I have your coffee.
03:04Must be my new assistant.
03:07Uh, uh, yeah.
03:12Uh, Arya Riley.
03:14Pleasure to...
03:16Meet you.
03:23You know, when I said I'd give Dyad one last chance, I expected something a little more, uh...
03:29Impressive.
03:31Supposed to get extra points for nice packaging, huh?
03:35Miss Riley, I need someone I could trust.
03:38Someone I could count on.
03:40Someone who's not gonna bail when I demand perfection.
03:46Someone who's not gonna fuck up my coffee order.
03:49What's up?
03:50You my someone?
03:52Yes, I am.
03:55Good.
03:56Now clean this shit up.
03:58Go change.
03:59And, uh, follow those reports on my desk.
04:01Oh!
04:02This is strike one.
04:03Understand?
04:04Good.
04:05Understand?
04:06Understand?
04:07Good.
04:08God.
04:09God.
04:10God.
04:22Fucking prick.
04:27Okay.
04:28It's just a few weeks.
04:31Gather intel. Make a match. Free press and GQ. Everybody wins. I could do this. I could do this.
04:43Oh my god!
04:46What the hell are you doing in here?
04:48I don't want everyone to see me.
05:01You always have extra shirts in your office?
05:06Sometimes things get a bit messy.
05:31Strike too much, Riley. Might set a new record. Fired by lunch.
05:46So much for another pretty face.
05:51Surprised anyone's lasted this long. You flirt with all your assistants?
05:55Uh, uh, Mr. Abrams, I, I, I'm sorry, I didn't-
06:03Stop.
06:07Every submission that Diane has sent to me was sketched at least.
06:14Not you, though.
06:19Clear your schedule. You're working on a party tonight.
06:21Lots of important potential clients, so do your homework.
06:27And no more stains, alright?
06:32I'll see you later.
06:41So, he clearly needs someone that can go toe-to-toe with him.
06:45Someone who will not put up with his bullshit.
06:46I mean, this guy has major control and trust issues.
06:51You should have heard him.
06:53He was like, someone who's not gonna bail.
06:56Someone he can rely on.
06:58Unlike you.
07:01Excuse me?
07:03You don't think he's gonna be pissed when he finds out you're lying?
07:07That you betrayed him?
07:08Well, I-
07:10By the time he finds out, he'll already be matched.
07:13False fair and business.
07:15That's not how that saying goes.
07:17This.
07:19And this.
07:21Glenn, I'm trying to get into his business.
07:23Not his pants.
07:38Aurea?
07:40He said to himself, he's not impressed.
07:44Yet.
07:52You're late?
08:22Fashionably.
08:25Come on, let's make some rounds.
08:28Oh, first, remind me.
08:31Who is he?
08:34Some old white guy with a bad tux?
08:40You're not very good at this, are you?
08:42I thought I told you to do your homework.
08:44Don't blame me for your bad memory.
08:47It's not leadership.
08:50Fair enough.
08:53Ah, fuck.
08:56Jet, are you avoiding your fiancé?
09:01I believe you're my ex-fiancé.
09:03For now.
09:05Not the first time we've called it off.
09:07Oh, but it is the last.
09:09Think I learned my lesson when you skipped our engagement party?
09:12With my best man?
09:15That was a momentary lapse in judgment, that's all.
09:22Lena Taft.
09:25Soon to be Abrams.
09:27And you are cosplaying as a Las Vegas showgirl?
09:37Aria Riley.
09:38Mr. Abrams' assistant.
09:40Speaking of, Keir Hamlin is at the bar.
09:43You should go talk to him before his third dirty martini.
09:46If you'll excuse him.
09:49Who?
09:50Is that for a reminder?
09:55Give it up, honey.
09:56He'll never be interested in the likes of you.
09:59You're the help, for God's sake.
10:01He'll never fit into his world.
10:03Great!
10:04What the hell are you doing here?
10:05Uh, Abrams donates to the Philharmonic, so we're planning as a favor.
10:19You?
10:20Are you here with Diane, or looking for clients?
10:23Sort of.
10:24Jesus, Ari, talk about the silent treatment.
10:28I've been trying to get in touch with you for weeks.
10:31Why haven't you answered my calls?
10:34Maybe because you literally stole from me.
10:37You wrote yourself a check from my checkbook.
10:39I told you I would pay you back.
10:41It was 10k.
10:43It's not exactly an IOU situation.
10:45Always playing the victim.
10:47We're gonna get you a therapist for that.
10:50After we get you therapy for your gambling addiction?
10:53How about that?
10:54That is all behind me now.
10:57Hey, come on, come on, baby.
11:00I've missed you.
11:03I know you've missed me.
11:05Gray, it's over.
11:08I told you.
11:10Don't wanna give up on us.
11:14Is this man bothering you, Ariya?
11:20Is he one of your clients?
11:21No.
11:22I'm actually a her-
11:23Boyfriend.
11:26Jet, sweetheart.
11:27This is my ex.
11:29Gray.
11:31Right.
11:32I suppose I should thank you.
11:37For fucking up.
11:38If it wasn't for that, you've never found the woman of my dreams.
11:42I don't believe it.
11:43This guy is in your tongue.
11:44Since when do you go for suits?
11:45You always said you don't shit where you eat.
11:46I...
11:47I...
11:48I...
11:49I...
11:50Uh...
11:51Okay.
11:53Oh, you hated PDA.
11:55You hated PDA.
11:56What?
11:57You hated PDA.
11:58What?
11:59Why did you go for it?
12:01You hated PDA.
12:02What?
12:03What?
12:05Okay, you hated PDA. Nah maybe with you buddy. Good luck with this one. Work always comes first
12:29before you. You'll see. Fuck. I'm so sorry. That will never happen again. No, no, you're good. You helped me with my ex. I guess we're even now. How about a drink? Yeah, yeah. Let's go.
12:59I've tried many times, but it's just not.
13:11Want to sit down? Yeah. Let's go.
13:16Oh, I am such a klutz. Probably did you a favor though. A cheap thing like that belongs in the trash.
13:25I'd be careful what you call cheap with a nose like that.
13:27Excuse me? What the hell is your power, Melina?
13:32Go. Go. Come on.
13:43Here, sit down.
13:47Can I sit?
13:47Jess is ripped.
13:57Does that hurt?
14:14No, it's just cold.
14:18We should have...
14:21Listen.
14:21I've been waiting lately.
14:23Lately, it's...
14:26You...
14:26You throw your piss.
14:33What did you call me?
14:35The pain is...
14:38You...
14:38You...
14:41You...
14:43You...
14:44We should, uh, we should probably get you on.
14:49Yeah.
14:51Here, you take my card.
14:54Okay?
14:59I'm gonna need you at the office early in the morning.
15:01We gotta set up for the meeting with Hamelin.
15:03I'm gonna need a briefing doc of all the strategic angles.
15:07Can you handle that?
15:10That's a lot to ask of a cripple.
15:11Well, I have all the faith in the world.
15:19I'll see you in the morning, yeah?
15:23Okay.
15:24Get home safe.
15:26Thanks.
15:41Double shot, dry, almond milk, and a sprinkle of cinnamon.
15:55Mm, thank you.
15:57In the cup, this time.
15:58Hey, um, I wanted to talk to you about what happened between us last night.
16:05Ugh.
16:07That can't happen again.
16:10I mean, I can't.
16:12Um, I crossed the line when I kissed you, and, uh, I'm your boss.
16:17No, no, I, I know it didn't mean anything.
16:20Oh.
16:22Um, it's my fault.
16:24Um, when I saw my ex, it just kind of rattled me.
16:28Right, yeah.
16:29I crossed the line when I, I put you in that position, so, um.
16:34Okay.
16:35I'm sorry.
16:38Um, I think, uh, moving forward, we should just, uh, maintain some professional boundaries.
16:48Um, I didn't say that it didn't mean anything.
17:03Sorry.
17:04I don't mean to interrupt any business matters.
17:09Absolutely not.
17:11Kia Hammond.
17:13Ready to finalize this deal?
17:15Only if you want to be a lot richer than you already are.
17:17Absolutely.
17:17Come on in and have a seat.
17:24You look familiar to me.
17:26Do I know you from somewhere?
17:28Uh, I don't think so.
17:30Unless you saw my tumble at the party last night.
17:33No, that's not it.
17:36Ah, I just got it.
17:38You look exactly like this CEO.
17:43Oh.
17:44A knockout if I've ever seen one.
17:50What did her company do?
17:51It was something with corporate matchmaking.
17:56Uh, diet?
17:57Right.
17:58That's where Arya came from.
18:02Hmm.
18:04What a funny coincidence.
18:06I haven't had the pleasure of meeting our CEO.
18:09Uncanny.
18:11Hmm.
18:12Well, gentlemen, should we get down to business and hammer out some deal points?
18:16Absolutely.
18:18Okay.
18:19Coffee, Mr. Hanlon?
18:20Hmm.
18:21Sweet and milky.
18:25Darling.
18:31Hmm.
18:34Thought you were fed up with Dyad.
18:35Yeah, I'm giving him one last chance.
18:40Huh, huh.
18:41You sly dog.
18:43I guess you were just holding out for the goods, huh?
18:46What do you say?
18:48We share the wealth?
18:50We could make her one of the deal points.
18:53She's mine.
18:54My assistant.
18:57Leave her alone.
18:59Hmm.
18:59Thank you, sweetheart.
19:06Hmm.
19:08The fuck was that?
19:12Get out.
19:13Excuse me?
19:15You heard me.
19:16I fucking warned you.
19:18Now get out.
19:20You're going to tank this deal and lose millions?
19:24For her?
19:25Good assistant's worth her weight in gold.
19:28We're through here.
19:29You really didn't have to do that.
19:43I've dealt with creeps way worse than that guy.
19:47Yeah, I know.
19:48I met your ex-boyfriend, remember?
19:51Should have had to deal with guys like that, though.
19:54Especially with me around.
19:54Hmm.
19:55Hmm.
19:58So, I'm a good assistant, huh?
20:01Not some pseudoscience bullshit?
20:03So, look, I admit I was a bit harsh in that interview.
20:07A bit?
20:07And I can be difficult to work with at times.
20:11Mm-hmm.
20:12But, I've learned from experience.
20:17People are generally disappointing.
20:21They leave when the going gets tough.
20:24Just weeding those people out early.
20:27Don't want to waste my time.
20:28But you, miss, are most definitely not a waste of my time.
20:37I guess I'm in my match.
20:38Um, well, do you need anything else from me?
20:51Besides losing you a million dollars?
20:56No.
20:57No?
20:57Okay.
21:02Okay.
21:07Um.
21:11Get back to work?
21:12Yeah.
21:13Yeah.
21:13Okay.
21:14Okay.
21:24Fuck me.
21:27That doesn't sound like appropriate office talk.
21:38Nothing screams classy like dropping the F-bomb.
21:42Oh.
21:43Like fucking your fiancé's best friend?
21:46I didn't see you on the schedule today.
21:48Don't you know you have to go through me to get to him?
21:53Hmm.
21:54He didn't tell you.
21:55Alistair Holdings is investing in my makeup company.
22:00Now be a dear and fetch me a latte while the adults talk business.
22:04What do you want, Lena?
22:28I just came by to discuss our little business venture.
22:33There's no hour or anything.
22:35We've been broken up for months.
22:38Well, like it or not, we have a contract, remember?
22:42Until you break it, remember?
22:44Baby.
22:46Baby.
22:47Baby.
22:50What has got you so stressed, huh?
22:57Maybe I can help you relax?
23:05Excuse me.
23:08If you'd like to make an appointment, make it with Aria.
23:16Just like everyone else.
23:17I'm busy here, Lena.
23:19Of course.
23:22Reserve the jet tomorrow.
23:23Mr. Abrams and I will be flying into New York.
23:25Excuse me, I have to work, Lena.
23:27This is work.
23:27I want to open an office in New York, and you want to do your due diligence, don't you?
23:36Make sure there's a couple bottles of Dom stocked.
23:40I want to celebrate our merger.
23:41Merger, huh?
24:01Jealous?
24:04No.
24:05I'm not.
24:07No.
24:09Don't worry about Lena.
24:10Forget her.
24:13I do need you to do something for me, though.
24:16Mm-hmm.
24:25The contractors are coming for the kitchen remodel on Friday?
24:28Mm-hmm.
24:29I need you to go let them in.
24:31You could go over there after I leave.
24:33Maybe stay the night, if you want.
24:36And that's not crossing a professional boundary?
24:41Sleeping in your bed?
24:42I do have plenty of guest rooms, Miss Riley.
24:45But if you wanted to.
24:47No.
24:48I don't.
24:49I wasn't.
24:50Um.
24:52Yeah, that would be fine.
24:54Mm-hmm.
24:55Thank you, Mr. Abrams.
24:56So, let's hear it.
25:14What's it like working for the biggest asshole in America?
25:17Uh, you know, he's, um, he's not that bad.
25:29Miss Pearson, not that bad does not make for a great article.
25:34Not that bad means it's your company's fault, not his.
25:40And I'm sure that's not the angle you're looking for, right?
25:43Of course not.
25:48You know Dyad is everything to me.
25:51Okay, I put my blood, sweat, and tears into this.
25:55I know.
25:56I've done my research.
25:58Which is why I'm surprised you're not taking the chance to defend it.
26:04I would give anything for this company.
26:06Well then, if I were you, I'd dig up some dirt on that man that's been slandering you in the press.
26:31Okay, damn.
26:33Major CEO goals.
26:36Hey, boss.
26:40I've got a couple reports you need to sign.
26:42Should I bring them by Tall, Dark, and Scary's office?
26:46Actually, I'm at his house right now.
26:50Beverly Hills.
26:51I'll send you the address.
27:00Oh, my God.
27:03It's like I stepped into 50 shades of gray.
27:06Oh, is there a pleasure room?
27:09Don't touch anything.
27:13This man is a total control freak.
27:16Anything is out of place, he'll-
27:18Glenn!
27:19It's for you.
27:21It's for you.
27:24And me.
27:27You deserve a break.
27:29And besides, he's a freaking billionaire.
27:31Is he really going to miss this $2,000 bottle of champagne?
27:35Oh my God.
27:36Holy shit.
27:40Wow.
27:40You're popular.
27:43It's gray.
27:44He's been harassing me ever since I told him that Jet was my boyfriend.
27:48You what?
27:49It was nothing.
27:50I ran into him at this party, and he wouldn't stop bothering me.
27:54So, Jet played along.
27:58He actually really saved my ass.
28:02And he kissed me.
28:04What?
28:06Yeah.
28:07Okay.
28:08Well, it sounds like we have a lot of ground to cover.
28:13How about we do it out by that gorgeous pool?
28:16I brought bathing suits.
28:18How did you know that he-
28:19Duh.
28:19All billionaires have pools.
28:22Now, come on.
28:23It's not like he's going to come home anytime soon.
28:25Okay.
28:25And then I was thinking drinks at this bar that my friend just opened.
28:33It's super chic and, like, impossible to get into.
28:37And then, I was thinking tomorrow, we'd skip out to the Hamptons.
28:44Daddy's in Shanghai, so we'd have the whole place to ourselves.
28:46Lena, I told you, this is strictly a business trip.
28:53About that.
28:54There is no office, is there?
29:04I just wanted us to get away like we used to.
29:07Without your obnoxious assistant poking around.
29:13Baby.
29:15You know this isn't over between us.
29:20I can't do this with you.
29:22I'm going home.
29:36But, like, was there tongue?
29:41Shut up.
29:42Bitch, I knew it.
29:45I knew you wanted to jump his bones.
29:48Okay.
29:48First of all, don't call your boss a bitch.
29:52Second of all, who says I want to jump his bones?
29:54Okay, fine.
29:59Fine.
30:00He's a total package.
30:02I mean, he's hot.
30:04He's rich.
30:05He's smart.
30:07Sounds like someone else I know.
30:09Maybe slightly less rich.
30:11Okay, but still.
30:12You two are like a match made in heaven.
30:15Yeah, right.
30:16I mean, and what happens when he finds out I've been lying to him this whole time?
30:21And besides, he's probably not even into me.
30:24He's in New York right now with his ex-fiancée.
30:28I mean, what am I supposed to do with that?
30:29Aria?
30:29Aria?
30:32Janet!
30:33Uh, what are you, um...
30:37Who is this?
30:40Oh, uh, Jew, look at the time.
30:43I have to go feed my fish.
30:45Fish?
30:47My fish and my cat.
30:49Yeah, you should probably do that.
30:55I'm sorry, I didn't...
30:57Just have a half-naked man in my fucking house?
31:00I'm not gonna ask you again.
31:02Who is that?
31:05Wait.
31:08Are you...
31:09Jealous?
31:11Of Glenn?
31:16But this is funny to you?
31:18Oh.
31:19No.
31:20No, I, um...
31:21He's my...
31:22Friend.
31:25Mm-hmm.
31:26And trust me, he's way more interested in you than he is me.
31:29Do you like this?
31:39Like, toying with me?
31:41Making me crazy?
31:42Running around my house?
31:48This little bikini?
31:55What do you care?
31:56Where's Lena?
31:59Think I give a shit about Lena?
32:01Think that I don't care?
32:02You don't think I'm going crazy seeing you every single day?
32:09Maintaining these professional boundaries?
32:10Ever since we kissed,
32:19I can't stop thinking about that night.
32:24These lips?
32:27You're my boss.
32:29You're my assistant.
32:31So assist me, Aria.
32:34Put me out of my misery.
32:35I'm sorry.
32:36Oh, you're so hot.
33:05Oh, I mean, you're burning up.
33:10Oh.
33:11Let's get you inside.
33:13Okay.
33:30You know, I've been dreaming of this.
33:34Yeah?
33:35Yeah.
33:36Okay.
33:37I dig up some dirt on that man that's been slandering you and the prince.
33:57I need to tell you something.
33:58Tell me later.
33:59I need to tell you something.
34:00Tell me later.
34:01What?
34:02I need to tell you something.
34:03I need to tell you something.
34:04Tell me later.
34:05I need to tell you something.
34:06No.
34:07Tell me later.
34:08I need to tell you.
34:12I need to tell you something.
34:13I can't help you.
34:15I need to tell you something.
34:17I can't help you.
34:19Hungry?
34:44Wow. This place looks like a five-star hotel. I didn't know it had all the amenities too.
34:52Mmm. This looks delicious.
34:56Yeah, I'd say so. This looks good on you.
35:03Yeah?
35:04Yeah, but I also think that it'd look better off of you.
35:14Kitchen contractors. I'll take care of it, boss.
35:29Gray! What the fuck were you doing here? Did you follow me?
35:34You still weren't answering me. I needed to talk to you. You weren't at Dyad. You weren't at your apartment.
35:41So I thought I'd try your boyfriend's office. Or should I say your boss's?
35:47Now, you can imagine my surprise when the receptionist corrected me.
35:52Now, I knew you didn't give a shit about this guy. Like I said, it's all about work for you.
35:58Question is, how's he gonna feel when he finds out about your double life?
36:04What do you want?
36:07Now you're asking the right questions.
36:10Ten thousand dollars.
36:13What?
36:15You heard me. Get me the money, or else this fucking guy finds out exactly who you really are.
36:20Blackmail, Gray. Really? That's fucking desperate. Even for you.
36:25What, are you gambling again? I'm not bailing you out this time.
36:30You have 24 hours.
36:35Fuck.
36:40Everything good?
36:47Yeah. Just contractor stuff.
36:51Hmm.
36:52Big promises and bigger delays.
36:55Yeah?
36:56Hmm. I should, uh, I should go get ready for work.
37:00Wait, wait, wait. I'm sure that the boss would understand.
37:04Wait, no!
37:08No, okay, wait, hold on.
37:09What?
37:13We can't do this.
37:15Aria, we already have.
37:18I don't date my client.
37:22My bosses.
37:24Well, I don't sleep with my assistants, but, um, here we are.
37:30Look, truthfully,
37:32I haven't felt this way, like, maybe ever.
37:41Tell me I'm not the only one.
37:47You're not.
37:53So, what, are you gonna fire me now?
37:56What? No!
37:57The best assistant I ever had.
38:00I don't know what I'd do without you.
38:03But, maybe, we could have it both ways.
38:08You know, professional in the office, unprofessional out.
38:14Please.
38:15Please.
38:17I really don't wanna lose you.
38:22What do you say?
38:31Okay.
38:32All right.
38:49I have your money.
38:50Just tell me where to send it.
38:52Aria, I'm so sorry, but...
38:55While you were taking your sweet-ass time, I found a better deal.
38:59A better deal?
39:01What the fuck? You told me I had 24 hours.
39:04Oh.
39:05You'll see soon enough.
39:06Good enough.
39:12Amazing.
39:13Jack.
39:15All right.
39:18Apparently, the Philharmonic wants to thank me for my donations at a private event tonight.
39:23Well, private plus the press.
39:26You know.
39:28Come on, it'll be fun.
39:30Plus, I can't go anywhere without my assistant, can I?
39:33Uh...
39:35Jack, I...
39:36Start at eight.
39:38Where's that little gold dress?
39:53You just never do what you're told, do you?
39:57I love the red, though.
40:01Hey.
40:03Why are you so nervous?
40:07Jack, I...
40:09I need to tell you something.
40:11Ooh, what could that be?
40:14Lena?
40:15What are you doing here?
40:16You didn't think that I'd miss your big night, did you?
40:19No, get me a Chardonnay.
40:21Will you?
40:23Okay.
40:25Chardonnay?
40:27Oh, um...
40:28Gray and I have a little surprise planned for you tonight.
40:30Ladies and gentlemen, a brief moment, please.
40:42This evening, as well as this plaque, are just a couple tokens of gratitude for one of our most generous donors.
40:51Chet Abrams.
40:53Chet Abrams.
40:57But, of course, no CEO would be anywhere without their loyal assistant.
41:03A round of applause from Ms. Aria Riley, if you will.
41:06Then again, Aria's not just an assistant.
41:12Great.
41:14And her name's not just Aria Riley.
41:17Please don't do this.
41:18Aria, what's going on?
41:19She's also Aria Riley Pearson, the CEO of Dyad.
41:29Well, looks like they're talking that through now.
41:33You've been lying to me this entire time?
41:36Chet.
41:38I was doing this for you, okay? If you'd just let me explain.
41:42I just wanted to find you the perfect assistant.
41:44Okay, that's it.
41:45I thought if I went undercover, that I could get you exactly what you need and then...
41:49And then you were gonna leave me?
41:53I trusted you, Aria.
41:54Aria?
41:56No.
41:57No, I never wanted to hurt you.
41:59Ugh, she's lying.
42:04Ever since I found out who you really are, I've been asking around.
42:08See, I have friends at GQ, too.
42:11And a little birdie told me that you pitched an article boasting you could find an assistant for...
42:17What did she call him? What did you call him?
42:20What was it?
42:21Oh, I remember. The biggest asshole in America.
42:28She was never here for you.
42:30She was here for herself.
42:33For her company.
42:35It was all...
42:37Just a little PR stunt.
42:47Chet, please...
42:48Don't.
42:52You're fired.
42:53You're fired.
42:54So, in light of recent events...
42:55So, in light of recent events,
43:20Jet Abrams reached out to the magazine to share his side of the story.
43:26Dyad regularly engages in corporate espionage,
43:30and their best practices are lies and deception,
43:34and their CEO and founder, Arya Pearson, is a major liability.
43:40Would you care to respond before we go to print?
43:45I, uh... I...
43:49She has no comment.
43:51Thank you, Helen, but that's all the time Ms. Pearson has today.
43:53No.
43:55Wait.
43:57Arya?
43:58Public allegations of fraud are for lawyers to handle, not you.
44:03You could hurt the company if...
44:04Yes.
44:09I lied to Mr. Abrams.
44:12Stepping in was not about going beyond for the client.
44:18It was about promoting Dyad.
44:21It was selfish and wrong.
44:26Any relationship, professional or personal, is based off honesty and trust.
44:36And I betrayed Jet.
44:40Uh...
44:41Mr. Abrams.
44:43I take full responsibility for my actions.
44:48I take full responsibility for my actions.
44:57Can I quote you on that?
44:58Sabotage Jet?
44:59What the fuck is your problem?
45:00I take it.
45:01You talk to Helen?
45:02Look, I know you're upset with me, but to slander my name in the press...
45:04I'm just being honest unlike you.
45:24Is it even real?
45:25Was fucking me just part of the plan?
45:27I'm just being honest. I'm like you.
45:30Is it even real?
45:32Or was fucking me just part of the plan?
45:33God, what the fuck is wrong with you?
45:35I did what I thought I had to do, okay?
45:37Yeah, you had to lie to me. You had to manipulate me.
45:40You cheated to get ahead and you know it.
45:42Seriously?
45:43You inherited your company from your dad.
45:46Who inherited it from his dad.
45:48You have no fucking idea what it's like to build something from scratch.
45:52To put your whole soul into something.
45:54Dyad is everything to me.
45:57It was everything to me.
46:02Look, I know you're upset with me for lying.
46:05But you have no fucking right to destroy everything I worked so hard for.
46:11You know what?
46:14Lena was right.
46:17We're from completely different worlds.
46:20This never would have worked.
46:27Arya, Dyad doesn't need you to step down as CEO.
46:35That's just giving up.
46:38I'm not giving up.
46:40I'm letting go.
46:44Dyad needs a new face to get over this controversy.
46:46I still believe in everything we did.
46:55I just don't know if I believe in myself anymore.
47:00I'm sure it'll be in good hands with whoever the board chooses.
47:02So then the more I thought about it.
47:29The more I realized we actually do need a New York office.
47:32I'm thinking Soho.
47:35Maybe Hudson Yards.
47:37Anything but Midtown.
47:39Ew.
47:43Jet.
47:45You need to move on.
47:46Forget her.
47:48After what you said to GQ, that bitch is finished.
47:50Do not call her that.
47:56I just...
47:57I keep thinking about the last thing that she said to me.
48:02She said...
48:04I've never built anything from scratch.
48:09She's right.
48:09Okay, but does that justify her lying to you for weeks?
48:17When you are as privileged as we are,
48:20you cannot let your guard down.
48:24You have to stick with the people you know.
48:28And I know you.
48:33And you know me.
48:34You're right.
48:43I do.
48:46I know you lied to me.
48:48I know you betrayed me.
48:50And I know that when you found out about Arya,
48:53you teamed up with her ex to humiliate her
48:55instead of coming to be...
48:56I didn't.
48:59I was trying to protect you.
49:01Because I love you, Jet.
49:03You don't love me.
49:04And I don't love you.
49:11I don't think I ever did.
49:13Ever since being with Arya.
49:17The way she made me feel.
49:25You need to leave.
49:31Are you kidding me?
49:34You're going to choose her.
49:37Over me.
49:41Go, Lena.
49:41Go, Lena.
49:41Go, Lena.
49:42I don't understand why you couldn't bring these documents to my apartment.
49:53I don't understand why you couldn't bring these documents to my apartment.
50:09Uh, because there are no documents.
50:14There are no documents.
50:15I lied.
50:17I needed to get you back in the office.
50:22We've had calls all morning from firms wanting to make capital investments.
50:26Up to nine figures.
50:28Uh, what?
50:29What?
50:30What?
50:31How?
50:32Jet recanted his statement.
50:34And saying your praises.
50:36He said that Dyad had an unimpeachable business model and is the best investment of the year.
50:41He said his judgment was clouded because of his...
50:45feelings for you.
50:46Oh, huh.
50:52And you had to tell me this at the office.
50:54Why?
50:57He's here.
50:59Waiting for you.
51:00Oh, sorry.
51:18I just wanted to know what it felt like to be the most sought after CDO in the city.
51:22So?
51:39I need an assistant.
51:46All right, I...
51:47Jack, I...
51:49Me first.
51:51Okay.
51:52I thought about what you said.
51:56And...
51:57I should not have lied.
51:59And...
52:00For everything that I lied about...
52:02I was always honest about us.
52:06I mean, I had...
52:08I have...
52:13Very real feelings.
52:17I never thought anything could be more important to me than work.
52:20And then I met you.
52:23And I know what you did with GQ.
52:29And if you were just trying to undo the damage, I get it.
52:34But I was hoping that maybe...
52:39All right.
52:39Why do you think I'm here?
52:44Everything I said was true.
52:47And I was such an idiot.
52:49And I'm sorry that I got so angry about it.
52:51No.
52:51I'm sorry.
52:53I shouldn't have lied.
52:55I just...
52:57The thought of losing you.
53:01I got...
53:02I got scared.
53:08I'm not going anywhere.
53:11I'm not going anywhere.
53:12I trust you.
53:14In the office?
53:31So unprofessional.
53:33It's a good thing we don't work together anymore.
53:36You fired me.
53:37Remember?
53:37You're such a control freak.
53:44Guess that makes us the perfect match.
53:46Yeah, yeah, yeah.
53:50Yeah, yeah.
53:51Woo!
53:53Woo!
53:55Woo!
53:57Woo!
53:59Woo!
54:01Woo!
54:03Woo!
54:05For my good.
54:07For my good.
54:09It's all working.
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