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She's the (Undercover) Boss Full Episode
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00:00Miss Pearson, it is a pleasure.
00:05You know, GQ has been wanting to profile your company for quite some time now.
00:09The pleasure is all mine, I assure you that.
00:12You know, I have to commend you.
00:14I mean, Dyad's assistant matchmaking record is near perfect.
00:18I mean, save for one pesky CEO.
00:21Financial phenom Jet Abrams gave an interview recently expressing his dissatisfaction.
00:29Dyad's algorithm is a bunch of pseudoscience bullshit.
00:33Every assistant they have sent me has been completely incompetent and a total waste of time.
00:39I saw.
00:41Now, are you at all concerned that this kind of publicity will affect your business?
00:48Not at all.
00:50While Mr. Abrams has proven to be a particularly exacting client, I have no doubt we'll be able to imagine.
00:58In fact, I do have a new angle for your profile, Ms. Carter.
01:13I will personally be going undercover as his assistant to find out exactly what it is the biggest asshole in America needs in a right hand.
01:25Jed Abrams will meet his match.
01:28Can you quote me on that?
01:31You told GQ what?
01:34Oh, come on.
01:36Imagine the headline.
01:38Corporate Cupid tames titans.
01:41Matching the unmatchable.
01:42More like delusional CEO, Tank's own company playing pretend.
01:47You seriously want to attempt some secret spy mission and pretend to be his assistant to gather intel?
01:54All while trying to run your own company.
01:56I mean, as your assistant, and more importantly as your friend, I'm telling you, don't do this.
02:02I know he's an asshole, and I know you want revenge, but...
02:05That's not what this is about.
02:08This is about keeping Dyad's records unimpeachable.
02:11I mean, if Jed Abrams looks like an asshole in the process, that's just cherry on top.
02:17Dyad's algorithm is a bunch of pseudoscience bullshit.
02:20Ooh, honey, I don't think anything can make that man look bad.
02:25Look, I know you've been married to the job ever since Grey the Goblin, but even a workaholic like you has to appreciate a man like that.
02:34Not my type.
02:36Besides, you know I don't date my clients.
02:38Yeah, but what about your boss?
02:44You little bitch.
02:50Mr. Abrams?
03:00Good morning.
03:02I have your coffee.
03:05Must be my new assistant.
03:11Uh, yeah.
03:12Uh, Arya Riley.
03:14Pleasure to...
03:20Meet you.
03:23You know, when I said I'd give Dyad one last chance, I expected something a little more, uh...
03:30Impressive.
03:32Supposed to get extra points for nice packaging, huh?
03:35Ms. Riley, I need someone I could trust.
03:38Someone I could count on.
03:41Someone who's not gonna bail when I demand perfection.
03:44Someone who's not gonna fuck up my coffee order.
03:48What's up?
03:49You mind someone?
03:51Yes.
03:52I am.
03:53Good.
03:54Now clean this shit up.
03:55Go change.
03:56And, uh, follow those reports on my desk.
03:57Oh!
03:58This is strike one.
03:59Understand?
04:00Good.
04:01Good.
04:02Good.
04:03Good.
04:04Good.
04:05Good.
04:06Good.
04:22Fucking prick.
04:23Good.
04:24Aaaaahhh.
04:25Whew.
04:26Okay.
04:27It's just a few weeks.
04:30Gather intel.
04:32Make a match.
04:34Free press and GQ.
04:37Everybody wins.
04:38I could do this.
04:40I could do this.
04:41Oh my God!
04:44What the hell are you doing in here?
04:46What the hell are you doing in here?
04:48I don't want everyone to see me.
05:04You always have extra shirts in your office?
05:06Sometimes things get a bit messy.
05:16Strike too much, Riley.
05:34Might set a new record.
05:36Fired by lunch.
05:46So much for another preface.
05:51Surprised anyone's lasted this long.
05:53You flirt with all your assistants?
06:00Mr. Abrams, I'm sorry I didn't...
06:03Stop.
06:07Every submission that Diana sent to me was sketched at this.
06:14Not you, though.
06:17Clear your schedule.
06:20You're working on a party tonight.
06:22Lots of important potential clients, so...
06:25Do your homework.
06:27And...
06:29No more stains.
06:30Alright?
06:32I'll see you later.
06:41So, he clearly needs someone that can go toe-to-toe with him.
06:44Someone who will not put up with this bullshit.
06:47I mean, this guy has major control and trust issues.
06:51You should have heard him.
06:52He was like...
06:54Someone who's not gonna bail.
06:56Someone he can rely on.
06:58Unlike you...
07:01Excuse me?
07:02You don't think he's gonna be pissed when he finds out you're lying?
07:08That you betrayed him?
07:10Well, I...
07:14By the time he finds out, he'll already be matched.
07:17False fair and business.
07:19That's not how that saying goes.
07:27This.
07:30And...
07:33This.
07:34Glenn.
07:35I'm trying to get into his business.
07:37Not his pants.
07:39Aria?
07:40He said to himself.
07:41He's not impressed.
07:44Yet.
07:45He.
07:46He said,
07:47That that's a lot of work.
07:48I am so sorry.
07:50I'm so sorry.
07:51Maybe.
07:52I am so sorry.
07:53He's not sure.
07:54I am so sorry.
07:56I am so sorry.
07:58I am so sorry.
08:00The guy is with us.
08:03I'm so sorry.
08:04But nothing.
08:05you're late fashionably
08:22come on let's make some rounds
08:26oh first remind me who is he
08:31uh some old white guy with a bad text
08:37you're not very good at this are you
08:41i thought i told you to do your homework
08:43oh don't blame me for your bad memory
08:46it's not leadership
08:48fair enough
08:51ah fuck
08:54what
08:55jet
08:57are you avoiding your fiance
09:01uh i believe you're my ex-fiance
09:03for now
09:05not the first time we've called it off
09:07oh but it is the last
09:09i think i learned my lesson when you skipped our
09:11engagement party with my best man
09:13that was a momentary lapse in judgment
09:19that's all
09:20lena taft
09:24this would be abrams
09:26and you are
09:29cosplaying as a las vegas showgirl
09:33aria riley
09:37mr abrams assistant
09:39speaking of
09:41kirk hamlin is at the bar
09:43you should go talk to him before his third dirty martini
09:45if you'll excuse him
09:48how's that for a reminder
09:51give it up honey
09:55he'll never be interested in the likes of you
09:58you're the help for god's sake
10:01he'll never fit into his world
10:04great
10:11what the hell are you doing here
10:14uh abrams
10:15donates to the philharmonic
10:17so we're planning as a favor
10:18you are you
10:19you're here with diane
10:20or
10:21looking for clients
10:22sort of
10:24jesus are you talking about the silent treatment
10:27i've been trying to get in touch with you for weeks
10:31why haven't you answered my calls
10:33maybe because you literally stole from me
10:37you wrote yourself a check from my checkbook
10:39i told you i would pay you back
10:41it was 10k
10:42it's not exactly an iou situation
10:45always playing the victim
10:47we're gonna get you a therapist for that
10:50after we get you therapy for your gambling addiction
10:53how about that
10:54that is all behind me now
10:56hey come on come on baby
10:59i've missed you
11:01i know you miss me
11:04gray
11:06it's over
11:07i told you
11:09i don't want to give up on us
11:12is this man bothering you are you
11:15is he one of your clients
11:20no
11:21i'm actually a hair boyfriend
11:23chat sweetheart
11:27this is my ex
11:28gray
11:29right
11:31i suppose i should thank you
11:33for fucking up
11:37if it wasn't for that
11:39you've never found the woman of my dreams
11:41i don't believe it
11:46this guy is in your tongue
11:49since when do you go for suits
11:52you always said you don't shit where you eat
11:54later on
11:55i guess you'll workin' my jokes
11:56i mean i may not do so
12:08because i don't do that
12:13but i don't think if i don't want to do it
12:18Oh, you hated PDA.
12:21Nah. Maybe with you, buddy.
12:25Good luck with this one.
12:28Work always comes first with Arya.
12:32You'll see.
12:36Fuck.
12:38I'm so sorry.
12:40That will never happen again.
12:42No, no. You're good.
12:44You helped me with my ex.
12:47I guess we're even now.
12:48Mm-hmm.
12:50How about a drink?
12:52Yeah.
12:52Let's go.
13:04I've tried many times, but it's just...
13:08You want to sit down?
13:12Yeah.
13:13Let's go.
13:13Oh, I am such a klutz.
13:21Probably did you a favor, though.
13:23Cheap thing like that belongs in the trash.
13:25I'd be careful what you call cheap with a nose like that.
13:27Excuse me?
13:28What the hell is your problem, Lina?
13:32Go.
13:34Go.
13:36Come on.
13:43Here, sit down.
13:44Can I see?
13:55Jess is ripped.
13:57Does that hurt?
14:15No.
14:15It's...
14:16It's just cold.
14:18We should have...
14:46I should probably get you home.
14:49Yeah.
14:51Here.
14:52You take my card.
14:54Okay?
14:58I'm going to need you at the office early in the morning.
15:01You got to set up for the meeting with Hamelin.
15:02I'm going to need a briefing doc of all the strategic angles.
15:08Can you handle that?
15:10That's a lot to ask of a cripple.
15:13Well, I have all the faith in the world.
15:19I'll see you in the morning, yeah?
15:23Okay.
15:24Get home safe.
15:26Thanks.
15:27Double shot, dry, almond milk, and a sprinkle of cinnamon.
15:56In the cup this time.
15:59Hey, um, I wanted to talk to you about what happened between us last night.
16:07That can't happen again.
16:10I mean, I can't.
16:13I crossed the line when I kissed you, and I'm your boss.
16:17No, no.
16:18I know it didn't mean anything.
16:20Oh.
16:20Um, it's my fault.
16:24Um, when I saw my ex, it just kind of rattled me.
16:28Right, yeah.
16:29I crossed the line when I put you in that position, so.
16:34Okay.
16:35I'm sorry.
16:38Um, I think, um, moving forward, we should just, uh, maintain some professional boundaries.
16:48Um, I didn't say that it didn't mean anything.
16:55Sorry.
17:04I don't mean to interrupt any business matters.
17:10Absolutely not.
17:11Kier Hammond.
17:13Ready to finalize this deal?
17:15Only if you want to be a lot richer than you already are.
17:17Absolutely.
17:17Come on in.
17:18Have a seat.
17:18You look familiar to me.
17:26Do I know you from somewhere?
17:28Uh, I don't think so.
17:30Unless you saw my tumble at the party last night.
17:33No, that's not it.
17:36Ah, I just got it.
17:38You look exactly like this CEO.
17:43Oh.
17:44Hmm, a knockout if I've ever seen one.
17:49Hmm.
17:50What did her company do?
17:51It was something with corporate matchmaking.
17:56Uh, diet?
17:58Right.
17:59Hmm.
18:00That's where Arya came from.
18:02Hmm.
18:02Ha ha.
18:04What a funny coincidence.
18:06I haven't had the pleasure of meeting our CEO.
18:09Uncanny.
18:11Hmm.
18:11Well, gentlemen, should we get down to business and hammer out some deal points?
18:16Absolutely.
18:18Okay.
18:19Coffee, Mr. Hammond?
18:20Hmm.
18:21Sweet and milky.
18:25Darling.
18:25Darling.
18:31Hmm.
18:34Thought you were fed up with Dyad.
18:36Yeah.
18:38Giving him one last chance.
18:40Ha ha.
18:41You sly dog.
18:43I guess you were just holding out for the goods, huh?
18:46What do you say?
18:48We share the wealth?
18:50We could make her one of the deal points.
18:53She's mine.
18:54My assistant.
18:57Leave her alone.
18:59Hmm.
19:04Thank you, sweetheart.
19:06Hmm.
19:06The fuck was that?
19:12Get out.
19:13Excuse me?
19:15You heard me.
19:16I fucking warned you.
19:18Now get out.
19:20You're going to tank this deal and lose millions?
19:24For her?
19:25Good assistant's worth their weight in gold.
19:28We're through here.
19:28You really didn't have to do that.
19:43I've dealt with creeps way worse than that guy.
19:45Yeah, I know.
19:48I met Jake's boyfriend, remember?
19:50Ha ha ha.
19:51Should have had to deal with guys like that, though.
19:54Especially with me around.
19:55Hmm.
19:56So, I'm a good assistant, huh?
20:01Not some pseudoscience bullshit?
20:03So, look, I admit I was a bit harsh in that interview.
20:07A bit?
20:07And I can be difficult to work with at times.
20:11Mm-hmm.
20:12But I've learned from experience.
20:17People are generally disappointing.
20:20They leave when the going gets tough.
20:22Just weeding those people out early.
20:27Don't want to waste my time.
20:30But you, miss, are most definitely not a waste of my time.
20:37I guess I'm at my match.
20:46Um.
20:48Well, do you need anything else from me?
20:50Besides losing you a million dollars?
20:56No.
20:57No.
21:00Okay.
21:02Okay.
21:07Um.
21:11Get back to work.
21:12Yeah.
21:13Okay.
21:14Okay.
21:14Okay.
21:20Fuck me.
21:32Fuck me.
21:34That doesn't sound like appropriate office talk.
21:38Nothing screams classy like dropping the F-bomb.
21:40Oh, like fucking your fiancée's best friend.
21:46I didn't see you on the schedule today.
21:48Don't you know you have to go through me to get to him?
21:54He didn't tell you.
21:57Alistair Holdings is investing in my makeup company.
21:59Now be a dear, and fetch me a latte while the adults talk business.
22:04What do you want, Lena?
22:28I just came by to discuss our little business venture.
22:33There's no hour or anything.
22:35We've been broken up for months.
22:38Well, like it or not, we have a contract, remember?
22:42Until you break it, remember?
22:46Baby.
22:48Baby.
22:48What has got you so stressed, huh?
22:58Maybe I can help you relax.
23:07Excuse me.
23:09Uh, no, no, no.
23:10Stay.
23:13If you'd like to make an appointment, make it with Aria.
23:16Just like everyone else.
23:17I'm busy here, Lena.
23:19Of course.
23:22Reserve the jet tomorrow.
23:23Mr. Abrams and I will be flying into New York.
23:25Excuse me, I have to work, Lena.
23:27This is work.
23:29I want to open an office in New York,
23:31and you want to do your due diligence, don't you?
23:36Make sure there's a couple bottles of Dom stocked.
23:40I want to celebrate our merger.
23:48Merger, huh?
24:01Jealous?
24:04No.
24:05I'm not.
24:07No.
24:09Don't worry about Lena.
24:11Forget her.
24:11I do need you to do something for me, though.
24:16Mm-hmm.
24:25The contractors are coming for the kitchen remodel on Friday?
24:28Mm-hmm.
24:28I need you to go let them in.
24:30You could go over there after I leave.
24:33Maybe stay the night, if you want.
24:37And that's not crossing a professional boundary?
24:41Sleeping in your bed?
24:42I do have plenty of guest rooms, Miss Riley.
24:45But if you wanted to...
24:47No.
24:48I don't.
24:49I wasn't, um...
24:52Yeah, that would be fine.
24:54Mm-hmm.
24:55Thank you, Mr. Abrams.
24:56So, let's hear it.
25:14What's it like working for the biggest asshole in America?
25:19Uh...
25:20You know, he's, um...
25:23He's not that bad.
25:26Miss Pearson, not that bad
25:31does not make for a great article.
25:34Not that bad
25:35means it's your company's fault,
25:38not his.
25:39And I'm sure that's not the angle you're looking for.
25:42Right?
25:45Of course not.
25:48You know Dyad is everything to me.
25:51Okay, I put my
25:52blood, sweat, and tears into this.
25:55I know.
25:55I've done my research.
25:58Which is why I'm surprised
26:00you're not taking the chance to defend it.
26:04I would give anything for this company.
26:07Well then,
26:09if I were you,
26:11I'd dig up some dirt on that man
26:12that's been slandering you in the press.
26:14Okay, damn.
26:33Major CEO goals.
26:34Hello?
26:35Hey boss, I've got a couple reports you need to sign.
26:42Should I bring them by tall, dark, and scary's office?
26:46Actually, I'm at his house right now.
26:50Beverly Hills.
26:51I'll send you the address.
26:51Oh my god.
27:03It's like I stepped into 50 shades of gray.
27:07Oh, is there a pleasure room?
27:09Don't touch anything.
27:12This man is a total control freak.
27:15Anything is out of place,
27:17he'll...
27:18Glenn!
27:20It's for you.
27:24And me.
27:27You deserve a break.
27:29And besides,
27:29he's a freaking billionaire.
27:31Is he really going to miss this
27:32$2,000 bottle of champagne?
27:35My god.
27:36Holy shit.
27:40Wow.
27:41You're popular.
27:42It's gray.
27:44He's been harassing me
27:45ever since I told him
27:46that Jet was my boyfriend.
27:48You what?
27:49It was nothing.
27:50I ran into him at this party
27:52and he wouldn't stop bothering me.
27:55So,
27:55Jet played along.
27:58He actually
27:59really saved my ass.
28:02And he kissed me.
28:04What?
28:06Yeah.
28:07Okay.
28:08Well,
28:09sounds like we have
28:10a lot of ground to cover.
28:13How about we do it out
28:14by that gorgeous pool?
28:16I brought bathing suits.
28:17How did you know that he...
28:19Duh.
28:19All billionaires have pools.
28:22Now, come on.
28:23It's not like he's going to
28:24come home anytime soon.
28:30And then I was thinking
28:31drinks at this bar
28:32that my friend just opened.
28:33It's super chic
28:34and like impossible.
28:35to get into.
28:37And then...
28:39I was thinking tomorrow
28:41we'd skip out to the Hamptons.
28:44Daddy's in Shanghai
28:44so we'd have the whole place
28:45to ourselves.
28:46Lena,
28:47I told you
28:49this is strictly
28:50a business trip.
28:51about that.
28:54There is no office,
29:02is there?
29:04I just wanted us
29:05to get away
29:06like we used to.
29:07Without your obnoxious
29:08assistant poking around.
29:12Baby,
29:13you know this isn't over
29:16between us.
29:20I can't do this with you.
29:22I...
29:23I'm going home.
29:25But like,
29:37was there tongue?
29:38What?
29:39No.
29:41Shut up.
29:42Bitch, I knew it. I knew you wanted to jump his bones.
29:47Okay, first of all, don't call your boss a bitch.
29:51Second of all, who says I want to jump his bones?
29:57Okay, fine. Fine. He's a total package.
30:01I mean, he's hot, he's rich, he's smart.
30:06Sounds like someone else I know.
30:09Maybe slightly less rich.
30:11Okay, but still, you two are like a match made in heaven.
30:14Ugh, yeah right.
30:16I mean, and what happens when he finds out I've been lying to him this whole time?
30:20And besides, he's probably not even into me.
30:23He's in New York right now, with his ex-fiancee.
30:27I mean, what am I supposed to do with that?
30:29Arya?
30:32Janet, uh, uh, what are you, um...
30:37Who is this?
30:38Oh, uh, Jew, look at the time.
30:42I have to go feed my fish.
30:44My cat.
30:45My cat?
30:46My cat?
30:47My fish and my cat.
30:49Yeah, you should probably do that.
30:55I'm sorry, I didn't...
30:56I didn't...
30:57Just have a half-naked man in my fucking house?
30:59I'm not gonna ask you again.
31:01Who is that?
31:05Wait.
31:08Are you...
31:09jealous?
31:11Of Glenn?
31:12What, this is funny to you?
31:17Oh...
31:19No...
31:20No, I, um...
31:21He's Maya's...
31:23Friend.
31:25Mm-hmm.
31:26And trust me, he's way more interested in you than he is me.
31:29Do you like this?
31:39Like, toying with me?
31:41Making me crazy?
31:45When I wrap my house...
31:48This little bikini?
31:49What do you care?
31:54Where's Lena?
31:56Think I give a shit about Lena?
32:00Think that I don't care?
32:02You don't think I'm going crazy seeing you every single day?
32:06Maintaining these professional boundaries?
32:12Ever since we kissed...
32:13I can't stop thinking about that night.
32:25These lips...
32:27You're my boss.
32:29You're my assistant.
32:31So assist me, Arya.
32:34Put me out of my misery.
32:43You're so hot.
33:05Sorry.
33:08I mean, you're burning up.
33:10Oh!
33:11Let's get you inside.
33:13Okay.
33:30You know...
33:32I've been dreaming of this.
33:34Yeah?
33:36Yeah.
33:41I dig up some dirt on that man that's been slandering you and the prince.
34:01Jed, I, um...
34:02What?
34:04I need to tell you something.
34:06Tell me later.
34:09I'll tell you.
34:10You did.
34:11You're not missing it.
34:12I'll tell you.
34:13Uh, I'm in the...
34:16You're missing a tear, man.
34:20I'm in the middle of the house.
34:23I'm in the middle of the house for me, I was in the middle of the house.
34:24I lost the house for months.
34:26You're missing it.
34:28You're missing it.
34:30I can't believe I'm in the middle of a week.
34:33I am not going to die.
34:35I saw you.
34:36hungry wow this place looks like a five-star hotel I didn't know I had all
34:51the amenities too mm-hmm this looks delicious yeah I'd say so
34:59this looks good on you yeah yeah but I also think that it'd look better off of you
35:07kitchen contractors I'll take care of it boss
35:29great what the fuck are you doing here did you follow me you still weren't answering
35:35me I needed to talk to you you weren't at Dyad you weren't at your apartment so I
35:42thought I'd try your boyfriend's office or should I say your bosses now you can
35:49imagine my surprise when the receptionist corrected me now I knew you
35:53didn't give a shit about this guy like I said it's all about work for you question
35:59is how's he gonna feel when he finds out about your double life what do you want
36:08now you're asking the right questions $10,000 what you heard me give me the
36:16money or else this fucking guy finds out exactly who you really are huh blackmail
36:22gray really that's fucking desperate even for you what are you gambling again I'm
36:28not bailing you out this time do you have 24 hours
36:33everything good yeah contractor stuff hmm big promises and bigger delays yeah hmm I should uh
36:58I should go get ready for work wait wait wait I'm sure that the boss but
37:04understand wait no okay wait hold on we can't do this are you we already have I don't date my
37:20client my bosses well I don't sleep with my assistants but uh here we are
37:28look truthfully I haven't felt this way like maybe ever tell me I'm not the only one
37:42you're not so you're not I don't know but are you going to fire me now what no the best
37:58system I ever had. I don't know what I'd do without you. But maybe we can have it both
38:07ways. You know? Professional in the office, unprofessional out. Please. I really don't
38:18want to lose you. What do you say?
38:28All right. I have your money. Just tell me where to send it. Aria, I'm so sorry, but while you were
38:55taking your sweet-ass time, I found a better deal. A better deal? What the fuck? You told me I had 24
39:03hours. Oh, you'll see soon enough.
39:12Amazing. Jack. All right.
39:18Apparently, the Philharmonic wants to thank me for my donations at a private event tonight.
39:22Well, private, plus the press. You know.
39:28Well, it'll be fun. Plus, I can't go anywhere without my assistant, can I?
39:33Uh, Jack, I...
39:35Start at eight. Where's that little girl dress?
39:38You just never do what you're told, do you?
39:56I love the red, though.
39:57Hey. Why are you so nervous?
40:07Jet, I...
40:08I need to tell you something.
40:11Ooh, what could that be?
40:14Nina?
40:15What are you doing here?
40:16You didn't think that I'd miss your big night, did you?
40:19No, get me a chardonnay.
40:21Will you?
40:23Okay.
40:25Should I?
40:26Oh, um, Gray and I have a little surprise planned for you tonight.
40:38Ladies and gentlemen, a brief moment, please.
40:41This evening, as well as this plaque, are just a couple tokens of gratitude for one of our most generous donors, Jet Abrams.
40:57But, of course, no CEO would be anywhere without their loyal assistant.
41:03A round of applause from Ms. Ari O'Reilly, if you will.
41:05So, then again, Aria's not just an assistant.
41:12Great.
41:15And her name's not just Aria O'Reilly.
41:17Please don't do this.
41:18Aria, what's going on?
41:19She's also Aria O'Reilly Pearson, the CEO of Dyad.
41:29Well, looks like they're talking that through now.
41:33You've been lying to me this entire time?
41:36Jet, I was doing this for you, okay?
41:39If you'd just let me explain.
41:42I just wanted to find you the perfect assistant.
41:44Okay, that's it.
41:45I thought if I went undercover, then I could get you exactly what you need, and then...
41:49And then you were going to leave me?
41:53I trusted you, Aria.
41:55No.
41:56No, I never wanted to hurt you.
41:58Ugh, she's lying.
42:00Ever since I found out who you really are, I've been asking around.
42:08See, I have friends at GQ, too.
42:11And a little birdie told me that you pitched an article boasting you could find an assistant for...
42:16What did she call him?
42:18What did you call him?
42:20What was it?
42:21Oh, I remember.
42:22The biggest asshole in America.
42:28She was never here for you.
42:29She was here for herself.
42:32For her company.
42:34It was all...
42:36Just a little PR stunt.
42:38Chet, please don't...
42:47Don't.
42:53You're fired.
43:08So, in light of recent events, Jet Abrams reached out to the magazine to share his side of the story.
43:25Dyad regularly engages in corporate espionage, and their best practices are lies and deception, and their CEO and founder, Aria Pearson, is a major liability.
43:41Would you care to respond before we go to print?
43:46I, uh...
43:47I...
43:49She has no comment.
43:51Thank you, Helen, but that's all the time Ms. Pearson has today.
43:54No.
43:55Wait.
43:57Aria?
43:59Public allegations of fraud are for lawyers to handle, not you.
44:03You could hurt the company if...
44:05Yes.
44:09I lied to Mr. Abrams.
44:14Stepping in was not about going beyond for the client.
44:19It was about promoting Dyad.
44:23It was selfish.
44:25And wrong.
44:26And wrong.
44:29Any relationship, professional or personal, is based off honesty and trust.
44:39And I betrayed Jet...
44:41Uh...
44:43Mr. Abrams.
44:44I take full responsibility for my actions
44:50Can I quote you on that?
45:14I take you to talk to Helen?
45:22Look, I know you're upset with me, but to slander my name in the press
45:27I'm just being honest, unlike you
45:29Was it even real?
45:32Was fucking me just part of the plan?
45:33God, what the fuck is wrong with you?
45:35I did what I thought I had to do, okay?
45:37Yeah, you had to lie to me, you had to manipulate me
45:40You cheated to get ahead and you know it
45:41Seriously?
45:42You inherited your company from your dad
45:45Who inherited it from his dad
45:48You have no fucking idea what it's like to build something from scratch
45:51To put your whole soul into something
45:54Dyad is everything to me
45:56Was everything to me
46:01Look, I know you're upset with me for lying
46:04But you have no fucking right to destroy everything I worked so hard for
46:08You know what?
46:12Lena was right
46:15We're from completely different worlds
46:18This never would have worked
46:21Arya, Dyad doesn't need you to step down as CEO
46:35That's just giving up
46:36I'm not giving up
46:39I'm letting go
46:41Dyad needs a new face to get over this controversy
46:46I still believe in everything we did
46:52I just don't know if I believe in myself anymore
46:57I'm sure it'll be in good hands with whoever the board chooses
47:02So then the more I thought about it
47:29The more I realized
47:29We actually do need a New York office
47:31I'm thinking Soho
47:34Maybe Hudson Yards
47:36Anything but Midtown
47:38Ew
47:39Jet?
47:43You need to move on
47:46Forget her
47:48After what you said to GQ
47:49That bitch is finished
47:50Do not
47:50Call her that
47:52I just
47:56I keep thinking about the last thing that she said to me
48:01She said
48:03I've never built anything from scratch
48:06She's right
48:09Okay, but does that justify her lying to you?
48:15For weeks?
48:17When you are as privileged as we are
48:20You cannot let your guard down
48:22You have to stick with the people you know
48:26And I know you
48:30And you know me
48:34You're right
48:41I do
48:44I know you lied to me
48:47I know you betrayed me
48:50And I know
48:51That when you found out about Arya
48:53You teamed up with her ex to humiliate her
48:55Instead of coming to be
48:56I didn't
48:57I was trying to protect you
49:01Because I love you, Jet
49:03You don't love me
49:04And I don't love you
49:07I don't think I ever did
49:12Ever since being with Arya
49:15The way she made me feel
49:18You need to leave
49:32Are you kidding me?
49:34You're gonna choose her
49:36Over me
49:37Go, Lena
49:41Go, Lena
49:41I don't understand why you couldn't bring these documents to my apartment
50:09Because
50:12There are no documents
50:15I lied
50:16I needed to get you back in the office
50:19We've had calls all morning from firms wanting to make capital investments
50:26Up to nine figures
50:28What?
50:31How?
50:32Jet recanted his statement
50:34And sang your praises
50:36He said that
50:36Dyad had an unimpeachable business model
50:39And is the best investment of the year
50:41He said his judgment was clouded because of his
50:44Feelings for you
50:46Oh
50:50And you had to tell me this at the office
50:54Why?
50:57He's here
50:58Waiting for you
51:00I don't know what it felt like to be the most sought after CDO in the city
51:18I just wanted to know what it felt like to be the most sought after CDO in the city
51:23So
51:27I need an assistant
51:41I need an assistant
51:42Aria, I
51:47I
51:47Me first
51:50Okay
51:51I thought about what you said
51:55And
51:56I should not have lied
51:58And
51:59For everything that I lied about
52:02I was always honest about us
52:05I mean I had
52:07I have
52:13Very real feelings
52:15I never thought anything could be more important to me than work
52:20And then I met you
52:23And I know
52:26What you did with GQ
52:29And
52:29If you were just trying to
52:31Undo the damage
52:32I get it
52:34But
52:34I was hoping that
52:37Maybe
52:39Alright
52:39Why do you think I'm here?
52:44Everything I said was true
52:46And I was such
52:48An idiot
52:49And I'm sorry that I got so angry
52:50No
52:51I'm sorry
52:52I shouldn't have lied
52:54I just
52:56The thought of losing you
52:59I got
53:02I got scared
53:06I'm not going anywhere
53:10I'm not, you're not
53:12I trust you
53:19In the office
53:30So unprofessional
53:33It's a good thing we don't work together anymore
53:35You fired me, remember?
53:42You're such a control freak
53:44Guess that makes us the perfect match
53:46Yeah
53:49Yeah
53:49Yeah
53:50Yeah
53:51Yeah
53:51Yeah
53:52Woo!
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