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She's The Undercover Boss
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00:00Ms. Peterson, it's a pleasure.
00:05You know, GQ has been wanting to profile your company for quite some time now.
00:09The pleasure is all mine, I assure you that.
00:12You know, I have to commend you.
00:14I mean, Dyad's assistant matchmaking record is near perfect.
00:18I mean, save for one pesky CEO.
00:22Financial phenom Jet Abrams gave an interview recently expressing his dissatisfaction.
00:29Dyad's algorithm is a bunch of pseudoscience bullshits.
00:34Every assistant they've sent me has been completely incompetent and a total waste of time.
00:40I saw.
00:42Now, are you at all concerned that this kind of publicity will affect your business?
00:49Not at all.
00:51While Mr. Abrams has proven to be a particularly exacting client, I have no doubt we'll be able to imagine.
00:59In fact, I do have a new angle for your profile, Ms. Carter.
01:11I will personally be going undercover as his assistant to find out exactly what it is the biggest asshole in America needs in a right hand.
01:22Jed Abrams will meet his match.
01:23Can you quote me on that?
01:24You told GQ what?
01:25Oh, come on.
01:26Imagine the headline.
01:27Corporate Cupid tames titans.
01:28Matching the unmatchable.
01:29More like delusional CEO, Tank's own company playing pretend.
01:31You seriously want to attempt some secret spy mission and pretend to be his assistant to gather intel all while trying to run your own company?
01:43I mean, as your assistant, and more importantly as your friend, I'm telling you, don't do this.
01:58I know he's an asshole, and I know you want revenge, but-
02:05That's not what this is about.
02:07This is about keeping Dyad's records unimpeachable.
02:10I mean, if Jed Abrams looks like an asshole in the process, that's just cherry on top.
02:16Dyad's algorithm is a bunch of pseudoscience bullshit.
02:20Ooh, honey, I don't think anything can make that man look bad.
02:25Look, I know you've been married to the job ever since Grey the Goblin, but even a workaholic like you has to appreciate a man like that.
02:34Not my type.
02:36Besides, you know I don't date my clients.
02:38Yeah, but what about your boss?
02:41You little bitch.
02:46Mr. Abrams?
03:01Good morning, I have your coffee.
03:04Must be my new assistant.
03:07Uh, uh, yeah.
03:12Uh, Arya Riley, pleasure to-
03:22Meet you.
03:23You know, when I said I'd give Dyad one last chance, I expected something a little more, uh, impressive.
03:32Supposed to get extra points for nice packaging, huh?
03:35Ms. Riley, I need someone I could trust.
03:38Someone I could count on.
03:41Someone who's not gonna bail when I demand perfection.
03:45Someone who's not gonna fuck up my coffee order.
03:49What's up?
03:50You my someone?
03:52Yes, I am.
03:55I am.
03:56Good.
03:57Now clean this shit up.
03:59Go change.
04:00And, uh, follow those reports on my desk.
04:02Oh!
04:03This is strike one.
04:05Understand?
04:06Good.
04:07I am good.
04:10God.
04:21Uh, fucking prick.
04:24Ugh!
04:26Oof.
04:27Okay.
04:28It's just a few weeks.
04:31Gather intel.
04:33Make a match.
04:35Free press and GQ.
04:37Everybody wins.
04:39I could do this.
04:41I could do this.
04:43Oh, my God!
04:46What the hell are you doing in here?
04:48I don't want everyone to see me.
04:58You always have extra shirts in your office?
05:06Sometimes things get a bit messy.
05:28Strike two, Miss Riley.
05:34You might set a new record.
05:37Fired by lunch.
05:46So much for another pretty face.
05:49Surprised anyone's lasted this long.
05:53You flirt with all your assistants?
05:58Uh...
06:00Mr. Abrams, I...
06:02I'm sorry, I didn't...
06:03Stop.
06:07Every submission that Diane has sent to me...
06:10was sketchy-less.
06:14Not you, though.
06:19Clear your schedule.
06:20You're working the party tonight.
06:22Lots of important potential clients, so...
06:25do your homework.
06:26And...
06:29no more stains.
06:30Alright?
06:32I'll see you later.
06:41So, he clearly needs someone that can go toe-to-toe with him.
06:45Someone who will not put up with this bullshit.
06:47I mean, this guy has major control and trust issues.
06:51You should have heard him.
06:52He was like...
06:54Someone who's not gonna bail.
06:56Someone he can rely on.
06:58Unlike you...
07:01Excuse me?
07:04You don't think he's gonna be pissed when he finds out you're lying?
07:08That you betrayed him?
07:09Well, I...
07:10By the time he finds out, he'll already be matched.
07:17False fair and business.
07:19That's not how that saying goes.
07:20This.
07:30And...
07:33This.
07:34Glenn, I'm trying to get into his business.
07:37Not his pants.
07:39Aria?
07:40He said to himself.
07:41He's not impressed.
07:44Yet.
07:45I'm kind of sure.
07:46I don't think it's a bit like a man.
07:48But it takes time to go.
07:50Alright.
07:51I wear so much aside.
07:53I'm staring at one.
07:54Time to sneak up.
07:56вам's a nice pair with the same old hand Danielons is on the left's left.
07:58Onuvindo.
08:00My head's gonna need someone right in the chair.
08:03Mr. Arnie.
08:04I'm staring at Maryuko.
08:06You're not that one yet man who Ah Oohh?
08:08You'reordinatorian.
08:10Oh, my Halo.
08:11You're not going anywhere.
08:13Yeah, oohisiaj.
08:14you're late fashionably come on let's make some rounds okay oh first remind me who is he
08:31uh some old white guy with a bad tux
08:37you're not very good at this are you i thought i told you to do your homework
08:43oh don't blame me for your bad memory it's not leadership
08:48fair enough oh fuck what jet are you avoiding your fiance i believe you're my ex-fiance
09:03for now not the first time we've called it off oh but it is the last i think i learned my lesson
09:10when you skipped our engagement party with my best man
09:13that was a momentary lapse in judgment that's all
09:20lena taft soon to be abrams
09:26and you are cosplaying as a las vegas showgirl
09:33aria riley mr abrams assistant speaking of keir hamlin is at the bar you should go talk to him
09:44for his third dirty martini if you'll excuse him
09:48is that for a reminder
09:51give it up honey
09:55he'll never be interested in the likes of you
09:58you're the help for god's sake
10:01i'll never think his world
10:04great
10:11what the hell are you doing here
10:14uh abrams
10:16donates to the philharmonic so we're playing as a favor
10:18you are you you here with diane or
10:21looking for clients
10:22sort of
10:24jesus are you talking about the silent treatment
10:27i've been trying to get in touch with you for weeks
10:31why haven't you answered my calls
10:33maybe because you literally stole from me
10:37you wrote yourself a check from my checkbook
10:39i told you i would pay you back
10:41it was 10k
10:42it's not exactly an iou situation
10:45always playing the victim
10:47we're gonna get you a therapist for that
10:50after we get you therapy for your gambling addiction
10:53how about that
10:54that is all behind me now
10:56hey come on come on baby
11:00i've missed you
11:01i know you miss me
11:04great
11:06it's over
11:07i told you
11:09don't want to give up on us
11:12this man bothering you are you
11:15is he one of your clients
11:21no
11:21i'm actually a her
11:22boyfriend
11:23chat sweetheart this is my ex
11:28gray
11:29right
11:31i suppose i should thank you
11:34for fucking up
11:37if it wasn't for that
11:39you'll never find the moment of my dreams
11:41i don't believe it
11:46this guy is in your tongue
11:49since when do you go for suits
11:52you always said you don't shit where you eat
11:54i
11:56i
11:57i
12:28Work always comes first with Aria.
12:32You'll see.
12:37Fuck.
12:38I'm so sorry.
12:40That will never happen again.
12:42No, no, you're good.
12:44You helped me with my ex.
12:47I guess we're even now.
12:48Mm-hmm.
12:50How about a drink?
12:52Yeah.
12:52Yeah, let's go.
12:57I've tried many times, but it's just not.
13:11You want to sit down?
13:12Yeah.
13:13Let's go.
13:16Oh, I am such a klutz.
13:21Probably did you a favor, though.
13:23Cheap thing like that belongs in the trash.
13:25I'd be careful what you call cheap with a nose like that.
13:27Excuse me?
13:28What the hell is your power, Melina?
13:32Go.
13:34Go.
13:36Come on.
13:43Here, sit down.
13:47Can I sit?
13:47Dress as rip.
13:57Dress as rip.
13:57Does that hurt?
14:14No, it's just cold.
14:27Let me sit up.
14:46I should probably get you home.
14:49Yeah.
14:50Here, you take my car, okay?
14:55I'm gonna need you at the office early in the morning, we gotta set up for the meeting
15:02with Hamelin.
15:03I'm gonna need a briefing doc of all the strategic angles, can you handle that?
15:09That's a lot to ask of the cripple.
15:12Well, I have all the faith in the world.
15:19I'll see you in the morning, yeah?
15:23Okay, go home safe.
15:30Thanks.
15:34I'll see you in the morning.
15:45I'll see you in the morning.
15:52Double shot, dry, almond milk, and a sprinkle of cinnamon.
15:57In the cup, this time.
15:59Hey, I wanted to talk to you about what happened between us last night.
16:07That can't happen again.
16:08I mean, I can't.
16:10I crossed the line when I kissed you, and I'm your boss.
16:14No, no.
16:15I know it didn't mean anything.
16:16Oh.
16:17It's my fault.
16:18When I saw my ex, it just kind of rattled me.
16:29Right.
16:30Yeah.
16:31When I put you in that position, so.
16:34Okay.
16:35I'm sorry.
16:38I think moving forward, we should just maintain some professional boundaries.
16:53I didn't say that it didn't mean anything.
17:03Sorry.
17:04I don't mean to interrupt any business matters.
17:09Absolutely not.
17:10Kier Hamlin.
17:12Ready to finalize this deal?
17:14Only if you want to be a lot richer than you already are.
17:17Absolutely.
17:18Come on in.
17:19Have a seat.
17:24You look familiar to me.
17:26Do I know you from somewhere?
17:28Uh, I don't think so.
17:30Unless you saw my tumble at the party last night.
17:33No.
17:34That's not it.
17:35Ah.
17:36I just got it.
17:38You look exactly like this CEO.
17:43Oh.
17:45A knockout if I've ever seen one.
17:50What did her company do?
17:51It was something with corporate matchmaking.
17:56Uh, diet?
17:57Right.
17:59That's where Arya came from.
18:03What a funny coincidence.
18:05I haven't had the pleasure of meeting our CEO.
18:07Uncanny.
18:08Hmm.
18:09Well, gentlemen.
18:10Should we get down to business and hammer out some deal points?
18:12Absolutely.
18:13Okay.
18:14Coffee, Mr. Hamlin?
18:15Mmm.
18:16Sweet and milky.
18:17Darling.
18:18Okay.
18:19Okay.
18:20Okay.
18:21Coffee, Mr. Hamlin?
18:22Mmm.
18:23Sweet and milky.
18:25Darling.
18:32Hm.
18:34Thought you were fed up with Dyad.
18:36Yeah.
18:37Yeah.
18:38Giving him one last chance.
18:42You sly dog.
18:43I guess you were just holding out for the goods, huh?
18:47What do you say?
18:48We share the wealth?
18:50We could make her one of the deal points.
18:53She's mine.
18:55My assistant.
18:57Leave her alone.
18:59Hm.
19:04Thank you, sweetheart.
19:05Hm.
19:09The fuck was that?
19:12Get out.
19:14Excuse me?
19:15You heard me.
19:16I fucking warned you.
19:18Now get out.
19:20You're gonna tank this deal and lose millions?
19:24For her?
19:26Good assistant's worth their weight in gold.
19:28We're through here.
19:41You really didn't have to do that.
19:43I've dealt with creeps way worse than that guy.
19:47Yeah.
19:48I know.
19:49I met your ex-boyfriend, remember?
19:51I shouldn't have to deal with guys like that, though.
19:54Especially with me around.
19:55Hm.
19:58So.
20:00I'm a good assistant, huh?
20:02Not some pseudo-science bullshit?
20:04So, like, I admit I was a bit harsh in that interview.
20:07A bit?
20:08And I can be difficult to work with at times.
20:11Mm-hmm.
20:12But.
20:14I've learned from experience.
20:17People are generally...
20:19Disappointing.
20:21They leave when the going gets tough.
20:25Just weeding those people out early.
20:27Don't wanna waste my time.
20:30But you, miss...
20:33Are most definitely not a waste of my time.
20:38I guess I'm at my match.
20:40Mm-hmm.
20:42Okay.
20:47Um...
20:49Well, do you need anything else from me?
20:52Besides losing you a million dollars?
20:53No.
20:56No.
20:57No.
21:00Okay.
21:02Okay.
21:07Um...
21:11Get back to work.
21:13Yeah.
21:14I can't.
21:25Fuck me.
21:33Fuck me.
21:34That doesn't sound like appropriate office talk.
21:38Nothing screams classy like dropping the f-bomb.
21:41Oh.
21:43Like fucking your fiancé's best friend?
21:46I didn't see you on the schedule today.
21:48Don't you know you have to go through me to get to him?
21:51He didn't tell you.
21:54Alistair Holdings is investing in my makeup company.
21:59Now be a dear and fetch me a latte while the adults talk business.
22:03Dad!
22:05What do you want, Lena?
22:07I just came by to discuss our little business venture.
22:09There is no hour or anything.
22:22We've been broken up for months.
22:24Well, what do you want, Lena?
22:25I just came by to discuss our little business venture.
22:30There's no hour or anything.
22:33You've been broken up for months.
22:38Well, like it or not, we have a contract, remember?
22:42Until you break it, remember?
22:46Baby, baby.
22:50What has got you so stressed, huh?
22:57Maybe I can help you relax.
23:02Hmm.
23:03Excuse me.
23:09Uh, no, no, no. Stay.
23:13If you'd like to make an appointment, make it with Aria.
23:16Just like everyone else. I'm busy here, Lena.
23:19Of course.
23:22Reserve the jet tomorrow. Mr. Abrams and I will be flying into New York.
23:25Excuse me, I have to work, Lena.
23:27This is work.
23:29I want to open an office in New York,
23:31and you want to do your due diligence, don't you?
23:36Make sure there's a couple bottles of Dom stocked.
23:40I want to celebrate our merger.
23:41Merger.
23:58Merger, huh?
24:01Jealous?
24:04No.
24:05I'm not.
24:08No.
24:09Don't worry about Lena.
24:11Forget her.
24:13I do need you to do something for me, though.
24:16Mm-hmm.
24:16The contractors are coming for the kitchen remodel on Friday?
24:28Mm-hmm.
24:29I need you to go let them in.
24:31You could go over there after I leave.
24:33Maybe stay the night, if you want.
24:37And that's not crossing a professional boundary?
24:41Sleeping in your bed?
24:42I do have plenty of guest rooms, Miss Riley.
24:46But if you wanted to.
24:47No.
24:48I don't.
24:49I wasn't.
24:52Yeah, that would be fine.
24:55Thank you, Mr. Abrams.
24:56So, let's hear it.
25:14What's it like working for the biggest asshole in America?
25:17Uh, you know, he's, um, he's not that bad.
25:29Miss Pearson, not that bad does not make for a great article.
25:34Not that bad means it's your company's fault, not his.
25:40And I'm sure that's not the angle you're looking for.
25:42Right?
25:45Of course not.
25:48You know Dyad is everything to me.
25:51Okay, I put my blood, sweat, and tears into this.
25:55I know.
25:56I've done my research.
25:58Which is why I'm surprised you're not taking the chance to defend it.
26:04I would give anything for this company.
26:06Well then, if I were you, I'd dig up some dirt on that man that's been slandering you in the press.
26:31Okay, damn.
26:33Major CEO goals.
26:36Hey, boss.
26:40I've got a couple reports you need to sign.
26:42Should I bring them by Tall, Dark, and Scary's office?
26:46Actually, I'm at his house right now.
26:50Beverly Hills.
26:51I'll send you the address.
26:52Oh, my God.
27:03It's like I stepped into 50 shades of gray.
27:07Ooh, with our pleasure room.
27:09Don't touch anything.
27:10This man is a total control freak.
27:16Anything is out of place, he'll...
27:18Glenn!
27:20It's for you.
27:22And me.
27:25You deserve a break.
27:29And besides, he's a freaking billionaire.
27:31Is he really going to miss this $2,000 bottle of champagne?
27:36Oh, my God.
27:36Holy shit.
27:37Wow.
27:40You're popular.
27:43It's gray.
27:44He's been harassing me ever since I told him that Jep was my boyfriend.
27:48You what?
27:49It was nothing.
27:51I ran into him at this party, and he wouldn't stop bothering me.
27:55So, Jep played along.
27:58He actually really saved my ass.
28:02And he kissed me.
28:04What?
28:06Yeah.
28:07Okay.
28:08Well, sounds like we have a lot of ground to cover.
28:13How about we do it out by that gorgeous pool?
28:16I brought bathing suits.
28:18How did you know that he...
28:19Duh.
28:19All billionaires have pools.
28:22Now, come on.
28:23It's not like he's going to come home anytime soon.
28:26And then I was thinking drinks at this bar that my friend just opened.
28:33It's super chic and, like, impossible to get into.
28:37And then...
28:39I was thinking tomorrow we'd skip out to the Hamptons.
28:44Daddy's in Shanghai, so we'd have the whole place to ourselves.
28:47Lena.
28:48I told you.
28:49This is strictly a business trip.
28:53I don't know about that.
29:01There is no office, is there?
29:03I just wanted us to get away like we used to.
29:07Without your obnoxious assistant poking around.
29:13Baby.
29:15You know this isn't over between us.
29:17I can't do this with you.
29:22I...
29:23I'm going home.
29:25But, like, was there tongue?
29:38Shut up.
29:39I knew it.
29:42I knew you wanted to jump his bones.
29:47Okay, first of all, don't call your boss a bitch.
29:52Second of all, who says I want to jump his bones?
29:58Okay, fine. Fine.
30:00He's a total package. I mean, he's hot, he's rich, he's smart.
30:07Sounds like someone else I know.
30:09Maybe slightly less rich.
30:11Okay, but still, you two are like a match made in heaven.
30:15Yeah, right.
30:16I mean, and what happens when he finds out I've been lying to him this whole time?
30:21Besides, he's probably not even into me.
30:24He's in New York right now with his ex-fiance.
30:28I mean, what am I supposed to do with that?
30:29Aria?
30:32Janet, uh, what are you, um...
30:37Who is this?
30:40Oh, oh, Jew, look at the time.
30:43I have to go feed my fish.
30:44My cat. Fish.
30:47My fish and his cat.
30:49Yeah, you should probably do that.
30:55I'm sorry, I didn't...
30:57Just have a half-naked man in my fucking house?
31:00I'm not gonna ask you again.
31:02Who is that?
31:02Wait.
31:08Are you...
31:09Jealous?
31:11Of Glenn?
31:16But this is funny to you?
31:18Oh.
31:19No.
31:20No, I, um...
31:22He's Maya's...
31:23Friend.
31:25Mm-hmm.
31:26And trust me, he's way more interested in you than he is me.
31:37Do you like this?
31:39Like, toying with me?
31:41Making me crazy?
31:42Running around my house?
31:48This little bikini?
31:55What do you care?
31:57Where's Lena?
31:59Do you think I give a shit about Lena?
32:01Do you think that I don't care?
32:05Do you think I'm going crazy seeing you every single day?
32:08Maintaining these professional boundaries?
32:16Ever since we kissed...
32:19I can't stop thinking about that night.
32:25These lips.
32:27You're my boss.
32:29You're my assistant.
32:31So assist me, Arya.
32:34Put me out of my misery.
32:38You're so hot.
33:05Sorry.
33:05I mean, you're burning up.
33:10Oh.
33:11Let's get you inside.
33:13Okay.
33:13Okay.
33:13Okay.
33:30Now,
33:31I've been dreaming of this.
33:35Yeah?
33:36Yeah.
33:37I dig up some dirt on that man that's been slandering you in the press.
34:01Jed, I, um, I need to tell you something.
34:05No, tell me later.
34:35Hungry?
34:36Wow.
34:37This place looks like a five-star hotel.
34:50I didn't know I had all the amenities too.
34:52Mmm.
34:53Mmm.
34:54This looks delicious.
34:55Yeah, I'd say so.
34:59This looks good on you.
35:02Yeah?
35:03Yeah.
35:04Yeah.
35:05But I also think that I'd look better off of you.
35:17Kitchen contractors.
35:19I'll take care of it, boss.
35:21Great.
35:22What the fuck are you doing here?
35:23Did you follow me?
35:24You still weren't answering me.
35:25I needed to talk to you.
35:26You weren't at Dyad.
35:27You weren't at your apartment.
35:28So I thought I'd try your boyfriend's office.
35:30Or should I say your bosses?
35:34Now, you can imagine my surprise when the receptionist corrected me.
35:39Now, I knew you didn't give a shit about this guy.
35:41Like I said, it's all about work for you.
35:43Question is, how's he gonna feel when he finds out about your double life?
35:44What do you want?
35:45Now, you're asking the right questions.
35:46$10,000.
35:47What?
35:48You heard me.
35:53Get me the money.
35:58Or else, you're asking the right questions.
36:01$10,000.
36:08What?
36:09I'm asking the right questions.
36:11$10,000.
36:13What?
36:15You heard me.
36:16Get me the money, or else this fucking guy finds out exactly who you really are.
36:20Blackmail, Gray. Really?
36:23That's fucking desperate. Even for you.
36:25What are you gambling again?
36:27I'm not bailing you out this time.
36:30You have 24 hours.
36:39Fuck.
36:46Everything good?
36:48Yeah. Just contractor stuff.
36:51Hmm.
36:52Big promises and bigger delays.
36:55Yeah?
36:56Hmm. I should, uh, I should go get ready for work.
37:00Wait, wait, wait. I'm sure that the boss doesn't understand.
37:04Wait. No!
37:07Okay, wait, hold on.
37:10What?
37:13We can't do this.
37:15Arya, we already have.
37:18I don't date my client.
37:21My bosses.
37:23Well, I don't sleep with my assistants, but, um, here we are.
37:28Look, truthfully, I haven't felt this way, like, maybe ever.
37:41Tell me I'm not the only one.
37:47You're not.
37:49What?
37:50What?
37:51Are you gonna fire me now?
37:52What? No.
37:53The best assistant I ever had.
37:54I don't know what I'd do without you.
37:55But, maybe, we can have it both ways.
37:58You know?
37:59Professional in the office.
38:00Unprofessional out.
38:01Please.
38:02I really don't wanna lose you.
38:04What do you say?
38:19What do you say?
38:22What do you say?
38:31Okay.
38:32All right.
38:48I have your money.
38:49Just tell me where to send it.
38:51Arya, I'm so sorry, but...
38:54While you were taking your sweet-ass time, I found a better deal.
38:59A better deal?
39:00What the fuck?
39:01You told me I had 24 hours.
39:03Oh, you'll see soon enough.
39:11Amazing.
39:12Jack.
39:15All right.
39:17Apparently, the Philharmonic wants to thank me for my donations at a private event tonight.
39:22Well, private plus the press.
39:25You know.
39:27Come on.
39:28It'll be fun.
39:29Plus, I can't go anywhere without my assistant, can I?
39:33Uh...
39:34Jack, I...
39:35I start to eat.
39:36Where's that little gold dress?
39:38You just never do what you're told, do you?
39:53I love the red, though.
39:56Hey.
39:57Why are you so nervous?
39:59Jet, I...
40:00I need to tell you something.
40:01Ooh, what could that be?
40:02Lena?
40:03What are you doing here?
40:04You didn't think that I'd miss your big night, did you?
40:05No, get me a Chardonnay.
40:06Will you?
40:07Okay.
40:08Chardonnay.
40:09Okay.
40:10Chardonnay.
40:11Oh, um, Gray and I have a little surprise planned for you tonight.
40:15Uh, ladies and gentlemen, a brief moment, please.
40:40a brief moment please this evening as well as this plaque are just a couple tokens of
40:49gratitude for one of our most generous donors jet abrams
40:57but of course no ceo would be anywhere without their loyal assistant
41:03a round of applause from miss aria riley if you will
41:05then again aria is not just an assistant great
41:15and her name's not just aria riley please don't do this what's going on she's also aria riley pearson
41:23the ceo of dyad
41:29well looks like they're talking that through now you've been lying to me this entire time
41:36jet i was doing this for you okay if you just let me explain
41:42i just wanted to find you the perfect assistant okay that's it i thought if i went undercover
41:47that i could get you exactly what you need and then and then you were gonna leave me
41:53i trusted you are you no oh i never wanted to hurt you oh she's lying
42:00ever since i found out who you really are i've been asking around see i have friends at gq too
42:11and a little birdie told me that you pitched an article boasting you could find an assistant for
42:16what did she call him what did you call him what was it oh i remember the biggest asshole in america
42:24she was never here for you she was here for herself for her company it was all
42:35a little just a little pr stunt
42:47jet please don't
42:48you're fired
43:00so in light of
43:19recent events jet abrams reached out to the magazine to share his side of the story
43:25the dyad regularly engages in corporate espionage and their best practices are lies and deception
43:35and their ceo and founder aria pearson is a major liability
43:39and would you care to respond before we go to print
43:46i uh
43:49i she has no comment thank you helen but that's all the time miss pearson has today no wait
43:58aria public allegations of fraud are for lawyers to handle not you you could hurt the company if yes
44:09i lied to mr abrams
44:14stepping in was not about going beyond for the client
44:20it was about promoting dyad
44:24it was selfish and wrong
44:29any relationship professional or personal is based off honesty and trust
44:39and i betrayed jet
44:43mr abrams
44:48i take full responsibility for my actions
44:57can i quote you on that
45:09the
45:19sabotage jet what the is your problem
45:21i take you to talk to helen look i know you're upset with me but to slander my name in the press
45:27i'm just being honest and like you
45:30was even real was fucking me just part of the plan
45:33god what the is wrong with you i did what i thought i had to do okay
45:37yeah you had to lie to me you had to manipulate me you cheated to get ahead and you know it
45:42seriously you inherited your company from your dad who inherited it from his dad you have no
45:49fucking idea what it's like to build something from scratch to put your whole soul into something
45:54dyad is everything to me
45:56was everything to me
46:02look i know you're upset with me for lying
46:05but you have no fucking right to destroy everything i worked so hard for
46:11you know what
46:14lena was right
46:15we're from completely different worlds
46:20this never would have worked
46:31aria
46:33dyad doesn't need you to step down as ceo
46:35that's just giving up
46:36i'm not giving up
46:41i'm letting go
46:44dyad needs a new face to get over this controversy
46:50i still believe in everything we did
46:55i just don't know if i believe in myself anymore
47:00sure it'll be in good hands with whoever the board chooses
47:06so then the more i thought about it the more i realized we actually do need a new york office
47:32i'm thinking soho
47:35maybe hudson yards
47:37anything but midtown
47:39you
47:43jet
47:45you need to move on
47:47forget her after what you said to gq that bitch is finished
47:50do not
47:52call her that
47:56i just
47:59i keep thinking about the last things that she said to me
48:02she said
48:04i've never built anything from scratch
48:09she's right
48:12okay but does that justify her lying to you for weeks
48:18when you are as privileged as we are
48:21you cannot let your guard down
48:24you have to stick with the people you know
48:26and i know you
48:29and i know you
48:33and you know me
48:34you're right
48:43i do
48:46i know you lied to me
48:47i know you betrayed me
48:50and i know
48:51that when you found out about aria
48:53you teamed up with her ex to humiliate her instead of coming to be
48:56i didn't
48:57i was trying to protect you
49:02because i love you jet
49:03you don't love me
49:06and i don't love you
49:07i don't think i ever did
49:13ever since being with aria
49:18ways to make me feel
49:18you need to leave
49:32are you kidding me
49:35you're gonna choose her
49:36over
49:37over me
49:41go lena
49:51i don't understand why you couldn't bring these documents to my apartment
50:12because there are no documents
50:16i lied
50:17i needed to get you back in the office
50:21we've had calls all morning from firms wanting to make capital investments
50:27up to nine figures
50:30what
50:31how
50:32jet recanted his statement
50:34and saying your praises he said that diet had an unimpeachable business model and is the best
50:40investment of the year
50:42he said his judgment was clouded because of his
50:45feelings for you
50:46and you had to tell me this at the office why
50:57he's here
50:59waiting for you
51:00oh
51:17sorry i just wanted to know what it felt like to be the most sought after cdo in the city
51:22so
51:37i need an assistant
51:42it all right me first okay i thought about what you said and i should not have lied and
51:59for everything that i lied about i was always honest about us i mean i had
52:07i have very real feelings i never thought anything could be more important to me than work
52:20and then i met you
52:24and i know what you did with gq and if you were just trying to undo the damage i get it but
52:35i was hoping that maybe all right why do you think i'm here
52:42everything i said was true and i was such an idiot and i'm sorry that i got so angry
52:50i'm sorry i shouldn't have lied i just
52:56the thought of losing you
52:59i got
53:02i got scared
53:06i'm not going anywhere
53:10i'm not you're not
53:13i trust you
53:20in the office
53:30so unprofessional
53:33good thing we don't work together anymore
53:35you fired me remember
53:37you're such a control freak
53:44guess that makes us the perfect match
53:46your friends
53:56also
54:07it's all working
54:12okay
54:12you
54:12You
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