Heartland (CA) Season 2 Episode 15

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00:00Previously on Heartland

00:01Mom, you remember Caleb?

00:03Oh, of course.

00:04He's the only guy that really gets me.

00:06Getting what he wants is probably closer to the truth.

00:08Tim's been milking this bullet wound like a dairy farmer with ten hands.

00:12Do we have cheddar cheese?

00:13Just if we do.

00:14Can't tell anyone to stay in here, okay?

00:16Are you worried you're gonna sully my reputation?

00:19Worried you're gonna sully mine?

00:20There's obviously nothing between us, so there's nothing to explain.

00:23I have to have some tests done.

00:24My doctor's probably just being overly cautious.

00:26You, Ty Borden, no matter what I do, I always end up with more questions.

00:31You know those things you said last night about your stepdad?

00:33Why didn't you ever tell me?

00:34I never told anyone that stuff before.

00:43Ted!

00:48Hey!

00:51It sure didn't take you long to take me up on my offer.

00:53And gives you a gift of free hay, you jump on it.

00:57Free?

00:58Who said anything about free?

01:00You did.

01:01Your message.

01:03And I quote Jack.

01:04You want some hay?

01:05Yeah, I got 200 tons of hay and two longhorns to eat it.

01:10You know what?

01:10I don't want to ruin our relationship over a hundred buck hay.

01:1475, or I'm dumping it back.

01:1675?

01:17It is a gift.

01:21What the heck?

01:21Oh, this is wonderful, dear.

01:31Sugarfoot loves your muffins.

01:34And your timing is perfect.

01:37Because I couldn't find my reading glasses.

01:41Special delivery.

01:43Did I win the sweepstakes?

01:44Not exactly.

01:49It's about Sugarfoot.

01:51From Hudson County.

01:53Hudson Derby?

01:54No, not the Derby, Mrs. Bell.

01:56They haven't run that in years.

01:57Not since the last time.

01:59Your father and your grandfather almost killed each other.

02:02Now, what's this about Sugarfoot?

02:06I'll tell you what.

02:07Why don't I make a few calls?

02:09Take care of this for you.

02:12So apparently you need at least one hectare in order to keep livestock on your property, according to this bylaw.

02:19Oh, bylaws.

02:20And the upshot is they are threatening to impound Sugarfoot.

02:25Unless what?

02:26There is no unless.

02:27And as far as Mrs. Bell was concerned, we're having a nice conversation about the Hudson Derby.

02:32The Hudson Derby.

02:34Now that takes me back.

02:36I finally found my damn checkbook.

02:39I figure the prospect of buying hay from you must have clouded my memory.

02:45Hey, speaking of memories, Jack, I bet you remember the Hudson Derby.

02:49What's that got to do with anything?

02:52Last time I ever heard anyone saying, I'm number two, I'm number two.

02:57Nice one, Dad.

03:07Hey, check it out.

03:10He's a real looker, eh?

03:12Yeah, where'd you get him from?

03:14From me.

03:15His name's Money.

03:16Oh, you gave Ty a horse?

03:18That's a pretty special present.

03:19Uh, not really, actually.

03:21Ty said you guys could re-home him.

03:24He did, did he?

03:25I know, I know, I know.

03:27But, um, I'm kind of desperate.

03:28My uncle just dumped him on me.

03:31I put an ad on the net about a month ago with a picture, and you know what?

03:34So far, nada.

03:35Yeah, maybe a picture was a bad idea.

03:38Isn't he the fuggliest horse you've ever seen?

03:41But he's got a great personality.

03:42I just thought that we're all set up for re-homing, so.

03:45Yeah, no, it's awesome.

03:46It can be like your special project.

03:48Yeah.

03:48You know, I think you're losing it.

03:57I, honestly, your memory's shot.

04:00I won that race fair and square.

04:01No, you took a shortcut.

04:04You should have been disqualified.

04:05Wrong side of a couple of trees.

04:06You call that a shortcut?

04:07You went off course.

04:09I know it.

04:09You know it.

04:10The only person that missed it was the damn spotter.

04:12He was standing right there.

04:14If there was something to spot, he would have spotted it.

04:15Except he was so drunk he couldn't see a foot in front of his face because you bought him

04:20the whiskey.

04:20You can have the hair.

04:21I don't want your damn hair.

04:22I don't want your damn money.

04:23I don't want to hear any more about you winning that damn race.

04:26Don't worry.

04:26I'll never mention it again.

04:28Fine.

04:32Even though you know I won that race by three lengths.

04:36Because you cheated!

04:44And at the break of day you sank into a dream, you dreamer, you dreamer.

05:09See, this bylaw, it refers to the keeping of livestock.

05:26Sugarfoot is definitely not livestock.

05:29Some people think of their horses as pets, but as far as Hudson County is concerned, they're

05:33in the same category as cows, chickens, and goats.

05:36Okay.

05:36Sugarfoot is more like a companion, really.

05:39I mean, he's a lifesaver.

05:40When Mrs. Bell had a heart attack, he did everything but call 911.

05:44So this horse is a guide animal?

05:46Yes, exactly.

05:47Like a therapy horse.

05:49And Mrs. Bell is visually impaired?

05:52Well, yes.

05:53There is impairment.

05:55Definitely.

05:56Of course we make provisions for these situations.

05:59Great.

06:00So then you can just tear up that letter and make an exception.

06:03Hudson County doesn't tear up letters and make exceptions based on hearsay evidence.

06:10If Mrs. Bell qualifies for the use of an assistance animal, that will be taken into consideration.

06:17Until then, the bylaw takes precedence.

06:20What the heck are you doing?

06:36You still got that rope of yours?

06:38Yes.

06:39And a horse you can rope off of?

06:41You know I do.

06:42Well, better start practicing.

06:45Foothills rodeos this weekend, and I don't want you to suck.

06:47I need the points.

06:48Um, am I missing something here?

06:50Well, if I do get in Bronx and tied on roping, I've got enough points to get my pro rodeo car.

06:55But I could do with a third again, just as insurance.

06:58What, like team roping?

07:05Yes, yes!

07:06I knew you couldn't resist it.

07:08This baby is a definite chick magnet.

07:11Look at this.

07:12So, anyways, I'm sure once she meets Sugarfoot, her bureaucratic heart will melt, and, you know, everything will be fine.

07:21I hope you know what you're doing.

07:23Hey, Lou!

07:24I've got three loads, but don't worry.

07:27This time, I brought my own detergent.

07:31Is that sour cream coffee cake?

07:35Help yourself, Ashley.

07:36Um, in between loads, do you think I could take Apollo out?

07:40Come on, Ashley.

07:40You know you don't have to ask.

07:42I told you I'd sell him back to you for next to nothing.

07:44I live in a trailer.

07:45A laundromat is way outside my budget, so how do you think I can afford to take care of a horse?

07:50I mean, do you have any idea how much a bale of hay costs?

07:52As a matter of fact, I do.

07:55You can brush him all you want.

07:59He's not going to get any better looking.

08:03So, your uncle give you any history on this guy?

08:05Just that money used to be a chuckwagon horse.

08:08Really?

08:08Mm-hmm.

08:09Well, I think I'm going to get Scott to vet him, see how old he is, make sure he's in good shape.

08:14I knew you were the right man for the job.

08:17You know, I'm really glad that you're coming this weekend.

08:20For sure, it will cut a couple seconds off my time having you there cheering for me.

08:25And we don't have to go with Caleb and Amy.

08:30We could take your truck.

08:32Amy's coming?

08:34Yeah.

08:35She's, uh, going to be Caleb's header.

08:38Oh.

08:39She never told me.

08:41Why, you guys tell each other everything?

08:43Well, no, obviously not.

08:46Well, don't you dare tell her how much I like kissing you.

08:55I don't see any sign of a horse.

08:57No pen, no shelter.

08:59Like I said, he's more like a companion.

09:06Come back here!

09:08You little rascal!

09:09He hates bows.

09:14The second I start to fill up the tub, he's out of there.

09:20I thought you said she was visually impaired.

09:24It comes and goes.

09:25But she is almost completely 100% deaf.

09:29Well, that's a bit of an exaggeration, isn't it, Lou?

09:32She must be having a good day.

09:35Or a bad one.

09:37Not only is she keeping livestock in contravention of the bylaw,

09:41but she's keeping it in her domicile,

09:43which raises red flags all over the place.

09:45Red flags?

09:46I'm afraid I have no choice but to report Mrs. Bell to social services.

09:51What?

09:51What does that mean?

09:52It means Mrs. Bell might be better off in an assisted living facility.

09:57An old age home?

09:59That is not going to happen, okay?

10:01And, you know, as for your stupid bylaw...

10:03She will have 30 days to file an appeal,

10:06but I warn you, that can be a very expensive and time-consuming process.

10:10You will be hearing from my lawyer.

10:12Our lawyer.

10:14Definitely a lawyer.

10:17This was an all-out endurance race across some pretty tough terrain.

10:22Grandpa, you really need to let this go.

10:23I put this behind me years ago.

10:26It's just that Ty needs to know now

10:29how it really happened before your father starts rewriting history.

10:32Now, my strategy was to get in the lead...

10:36And stay in the lead.

10:38Well, we come up on Plumber's Road,

10:40about here,

10:41and your father was here.

10:44And Scott was right behind him.

10:46Scott.

10:47Scott was in the race.

10:49He's the mustard.

10:50Obviously.

10:50That's right.

10:51It was his first time out.

10:52But he was a contender, because he couldn't ride.

10:55And when I got to Three Point Creek...

10:58I looked behind me.

11:01Tim was gone.

11:02But when I broke out of the trees...

11:04He's ahead of me.

11:08He never passed me.

11:10Just magically appeared in front of me.

11:12But Grandpa, how could that possibly happen?

11:15Yeah, Grandpa, how?

11:17He cut corners, that's how.

11:19Went off course somewhere in the woods.

11:21Yes.

11:22Well, why wasn't he disqualified, then?

11:24Teflon, Tim.

11:25That man is so slick that nothing ever sticks to him.

11:28Okay, so how much money was at stake in this derby?

11:30It wasn't about money.

11:32It was a charity race.

11:33The real action...

11:35real action was under the table.

11:37Really?

11:38How much did you raise?

11:39Over the years, pretty well enough to build a whole new trauma wing

11:42on the Hudson County Hospital.

11:45That's a good thing, too.

11:46Because that damn race, that's the reason Stumpy got the name Stumpy.

11:50I had no idea that crazy race was all about doing good.

11:54If you call a knockdown, drag-em-out, no-holds-barred,

11:57grudge match doing good, then...

12:00I guess it was.

12:09Oh, my God.

12:13What's that?

12:19Would Ashley be in?

12:21Well, I'm pretty sure I'd know if she was.

12:23It's not like someone could hide out in there.

12:25Well, I guess this would be my chance

12:28to talk to the young man my daughter is shacked up with.

12:32It's not like that.

12:33Like you said, not much room for privacy in there.

12:37Would you like to come in?

12:39Coffee, beer?

12:41Thank you, but no.

12:45Don't tell me you're a bull rider.

12:47Oh, no.

12:48I'm not planning on dying young, so...

12:50I'm sticking to Bronx.

12:52Ah.

12:53Yeah.

12:54A couple more wins and I'm turning pro.

12:56You must be pretty good at it then, huh?

12:58Yeah.

12:58Dying roping.

12:59My only problem is I've got to hook up with some sponsors

13:02if I want to follow the circuit south come winter.

13:04Sounds like you've got your future all worked out.

13:07Yes, I do.

13:08And to think I was worried that my daughter

13:10was involved with someone whose aspirations

13:12didn't go beyond working as a ranch hen,

13:14living in a rented trailer.

13:15No, ma'am.

13:16I saw that movie and I don't like how it ends.

13:19Okay, well, I guess I'd better be going.

13:23Tell my daughter to call me, okay?

13:26I haven't talked to her in days.

13:27Don't worry about Ashley, ma'am.

13:30I'm taking real good care of her.

13:48Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.

13:50Turn on the TV.

13:51Where's the fire, Lou?

13:53Quick, quick, come on, come on.

13:54That's right, Shelly.

13:56Oh, my God, Lou, it's you.

13:58Many seniors in our community are denied the right

14:01to keep companion animals in their homes.

14:03So we're raising money for a legal defense fund

14:05by resurrecting a Hudson tradition,

14:08the Hudson Charity Derby.

14:10And viewers can get more information

14:11by calling the information hotline right here.

14:16Thanks, Lou.

14:16Good luck with your efforts.

14:17And I really hope the event goes.

14:19See, the phones are already ringing off the hook.

14:24Hudson Charity Derby information hotline.

14:28Yes, this is Lou Fleming.

14:30What am I wearing?

14:32Excuse me?

14:35Ah!

14:35Well, Lou, seeing as the last time

14:44the title was stolen from me,

14:46allow me to be the first one to sign up.

14:49Come on, Grandpa.

14:50Do you really want to go through all that again?

14:53Damn right I do.

14:55Okay.

14:56Okay.

14:58Just, uh, fill out this form

14:59and give me a check for the entry fee.

15:01It's, uh, a little steep.

15:06You know, Grandpa, you don't have to race.

15:08You could make a donation.

15:10You could, um, you could be a judge.

15:12That would be a great help.

15:17What is this?

15:19Oh, I, uh, I ran into Dad

15:22on the way back from the interview,

15:23and I guess you could say he beat you to it.

15:29Is that right?

15:30Well, that'll be the last time

15:33Tim Fleming leaves me at anything.

15:48So, what are you saying, Dad?

15:55You and Grandpa rematch?

15:56That's exactly what I want to talk to you about.

15:58You know, I've been doing pretty well lately,

16:00but my shoulder still stings a bit.

16:04Yeah, maybe it's trying to tell you something.

16:06Like, you should have never entered that race.

16:07Well, maybe, but I can't back out now.

16:09Your Grandpa's already entered.

16:10Lou almost had me talked out of it.

16:14My knees do get a bit stiff this time of year,

16:17but then I see Tim's name

16:19right at the top of the entry list.

16:22Yeah, it's not too late to back out, Jack.

16:24Uh, Coke?

16:25Oh, the entry fee's non-refundable.

16:27Besides, this old Firebrand right here,

16:30he might not be as young as he used to be,

16:33but he's still got a burning desire to win.

16:35I figure I got a winning horse,

16:37but I haven't been able to get him up to more than a walk lately,

16:40because...

16:41That darn bullet wound.

16:43Yeah.

16:44So I was kind of hoping that you'd leg him up,

16:47get him in racing shape,

16:48because I know that I have one good ride in me.

16:52I just don't want to blow it before the race.

16:53My strategy is to take it easy,

16:56take it slow.

16:58I don't want to wear this guy out before race day.

17:01So you're saying that this horse might be too old

17:03for the suicide race, but you're not?

17:05I don't win this race.

17:06Tim will never let me live it down.

17:09Well, Jack, the Derby was, what, 10, 12 years ago?

17:11No, it goes back a lot further than that.

17:15Tim Fleming's been keeping score

17:16ever since the Clare's Home Rodeo.

17:19He beat me on a technicality,

17:21and he's been dining out on it ever since.

17:24Clare's Home Rodeo?

17:25Your grandpa got a 10-second penalty

17:27for breaking a barrier?

17:29Somehow he figured that was my fault.

17:31He hasn't had a kind word to say about me

17:32from that day forward.

17:33I'm riding in that Derby, whether you help me or not.

17:36Even if it kills you.

17:37Whose side are you on?

17:39Yours.

17:41Just don't let your grandpa find out.

17:47You sure you don't want a leg up, Jack?

17:49No, I don't want a leg up.

17:52Okay, maybe just this once.

17:55But if you tell Tim...

17:59You know, Jack, I really admire you.

18:04I just hope when I'm your age,

18:05I'm half as stupid as you are.

18:11I'm glad you didn't bring any more

18:13county officials to my house, Lou.

18:16I swear, if I had for one second

18:19thought that it would turn out the way it did.

18:21But don't worry.

18:22I'm taking care of everything.

18:23Oh, please, dear.

18:25You don't have to do that.

18:27And I know how to raise money for you.

18:29We're going to run the Hudson Derby.

18:32They canceled that race years ago.

18:34I know, Mrs. Bell.

18:35That's what I'm saying.

18:36We're doing it again.

18:37And I want you to drop the flag on Derby Day.

18:40Fine.

18:41But don't tell your father or your grandfather

18:44about that race,

18:45or there'll be history repeating itself

18:47all over again.

19:01You okay, Jack?

19:03You've done a long time.

19:04Yeah, I'm okay.

19:06It's the horse that needed a break.

19:09You want to take my truck?

19:10I'll walk him back.

19:12I've still got a fire in my belly,

19:14but to tell you the truth,

19:15my feet are freezing.

19:18As for that old guy, well...

19:21I don't think the fire's going on.

19:35I know your mom came by.

19:37My mom?

19:38What did she want?

19:40I don't know.

19:40I think she just wanted to talk to me.

19:44You know, she seemed pretty decent.

19:46Weird.

19:48Yeah, ever since she's had these tests,

19:50she's making it really hard for me to keep hating her.

19:52You're not thinking about moving back home, are you?

19:54What?

19:55And trade all this in for indoor plumbing,

19:58central heating, and satellite TV?

20:02Look, just because I don't hate her

20:03doesn't mean I want to live with her.

20:05Well, good.

20:06Your coffee's getting a lot better,

20:08and I kind of like not having to make it on my own.

20:15Do you have a minute?

20:17Uh-huh.

20:18Just, there's a couple of things that I...

20:21I kind of don't know what to do about.

20:23Yes, and while you're talking to me,

20:27you can fold these.

20:29I'm serious, Lou.

20:31It's just, Caleb,

20:34he wants me to go to the rodeo with him this weekend,

20:36but I've got this report on soil erosion due,

20:39and, you know, I don't think I could spend

20:41four hours in a truck with Ty and Kit.

20:43I mean, all that hugging and smiling

20:46and those cute little jokes.

20:47It makes me sick.

20:49And on top of it all,

20:50Dad asked me to work his horse for him,

20:52and I said yes,

20:52but I don't think he should even be in the race.

20:54I mean...

20:56Lou, you're not even paying attention to me.

20:58Ditch Caleb, help Dad,

21:00do your homework,

21:01and don't make yourself miserable

21:03hanging out with Ty and Kit.

21:05You can tell it makes me miserable?

21:07Oh, my God.

21:08Do you think they know what makes me miserable?

21:10When you're finished folding those,

21:12you can put them in these envelopes.

21:15Easy, boy.

21:17See this?

21:18Yeah?

21:19He's got to be about 15, 16 years old.

21:26And he's got a tattoo.

21:28What does that mean?

21:30It means he's a thoroughbred,

21:31and he was on the track.

21:33He's a racehorse.

21:34Well, he raced at least once.

21:37But don't get your hopes up.

21:39Doesn't mean he was any good at it.

21:41A lot of horses only have one race in them.

21:44Hey, Jack said you were in the derby last year they ran it.

21:46He said you were a real contender.

21:47I was barely 18, you know.

21:51Didn't know what fear was.

21:52And all I was thinking about was winning the race,

21:54that Lou would realize that I wasn't just one of her mom's projects.

21:57So what are you thinking now?

22:01Well, I'm thinking that you should check this horse's racing stats before you get Jack's hopes up.

22:06How do you know this is about Jack?

22:08Well, I was a couple of legs behind Tim when he crossed that finish line first.

22:12I've been reliving that moment ever since then.

22:16I only came in third.

22:22I think these are yours.

22:24I found them in the dryer, you know.

22:27Stuck.

22:27Thanks.

22:32Hey, um, I can't, I can't go with you this weekend to the rodeo.

22:38I'm sure you'll still do good.

22:40Probably even better without me because I haven't had a chance to practice.

22:43Well, there's still a few more days.

22:45I know, I, I just can't, okay?

22:49It's my dad.

22:53I promised my dad I'd help him with something.

22:55Yeah, well, what about me?

22:57You promised you'd rope with me.

22:58I already signed you up.

23:00I'm sorry.

23:01I don't believe this.

23:03I was counting on you.

23:06At least you got your boxers back.

23:15His real name is You're So Money.

23:31He raced 12 times and he won three of them.

23:34I think his racing days are long over.

23:37Same could be said for you, Jack.

23:39Okay, money.

23:41Let's see what you got.

23:42Holy crap!

23:50I told you, Jack!

23:52Woo!

24:02Well, I've ridden some good horses in my day.

24:06Fast horses, but this guy, I thought I had him in overdrive.

24:10He still had a couple of gears left.

24:12So we got ourselves a winner, then?

24:14Well, we got some natural talent, that's for sure, but, well, it's got to be molded.

24:19All right.

24:19Wait, what does that mean?

24:21That means that we lope, we breeze, we run him, we do some hills, we practice starts, and we feed him exactly right so he peaks on race day.

24:32But I'm going to need your help on this.

24:33Can you count me in?

24:35Yes, sir.

24:36Remember, this guy, this guy, this guy is our secret weapon, emphasis on the secret.

24:44And what are you two so happy about?

24:47Oh, nothing.

24:49Nothing?

24:50Wait a minute.

24:51Isn't that your...

24:52You are training your dad's horse?

24:56Well, I just...

24:58At least now I know whose side of the fence you're on.

25:01Grandpa.

25:03Not that I care.

25:04Believe me, Tim Fleming needs all the help he can get.

25:07If I was conditioning a horse for an endurance race, I'd buy this.

25:19Frontrunner.

25:20I like the sound of that.

25:22And you'll need these, too.

25:27All right.

25:29Now for ourselves, I was thinking pie and coffee.

25:32Apple pie.

25:37Hey there, stranger.

25:41Hi, Scott.

25:43Is that your truck outside?

25:45Hey.

25:46Uh, yeah.

25:47Um, I was actually meaning to call you.

25:49Um, you see, the thing is, something came up and I can't go with you to the rodeo this weekend.

25:54Oh, no.

25:55I hope it's nothing serious.

25:56No, actually.

25:57Well, maybe.

25:58But I just made a promise.

26:01Yeah, to me.

26:02Yeah.

26:03But, um, I also made a promise to Jack.

26:07It's about his horse.

26:09Why doesn't Amy take care of it?

26:11I don't know.

26:11I think she's going to the rodeo.

26:14That's funny, because, uh, Caleb just told me that she's not going either.

26:19That's the first I've heard.

26:21Why don't I believe you?

26:22Come on, Kim.

26:23Is there still something going on with you, too?

26:25This isn't about Amy.

26:27It's about Jack.

26:30But, hey, I know you'll do great at the rodeo.

26:34Yeah, thanks.

26:37Huh?

26:47Feeling the good stuff, I see.

26:49Yeah, nothing but the best.

26:52You mind, uh, saving some of that for my dad's horse?

26:55Oh.

26:57Sorry.

26:57It's like you said.

26:58This guy's my special project.

27:00Well, that's just too bad.

27:06As soon as you leave for that rodeo this weekend, that bag's mine.

27:09Maybe I'm not going to the rodeo.

27:11Yeah, maybe I'm not either.

27:15Wait, you're not going?

27:17No.

27:18Now Kit's kind of mad at me, so.

27:20Yeah.

27:21Me and Caleb, same thing.

27:22So, how come you're not going?

27:26No reason.

27:27How about you?

27:29No reason.

27:32You're so full of that.

27:33And you aren't.

27:36Okay, so.

27:38We both know we're backing different horses, but let's not get sucked into that whole competitive

27:42thing, right?

27:44Yeah.

27:45Salt versus pepper.

27:46I could say that.

27:47We won.

28:02What do you mean?

28:03We weren't even racing.

28:04Oh.

28:05Maybe you were.

28:06You mean you were?

28:07Because if you were, I wasn't even trying.

28:09Well, I wasn't trying either, but I still won, didn't I?

28:12Mm-hmm.

28:13So, you sure you don't want to come?

28:25There's plenty of room in the truck.

28:28Because Amy bailed out on you?

28:30Now there is an invitation I can refuse?

28:32Come on, Ash.

28:37Next time.

28:38And I promise I'll ask you first.

28:40I don't get you.

28:41Are you really that oblivious?

28:44Oblivious to what?

28:45Well, Amy bails out on you and Ty bails out on Kit.

28:48I mean, do you really think that's a coincidence?

28:52Okay.

28:52Maybe not.

28:54But I can't think about that right now.

28:55Right now, I've got to think about four hours on the road, eight seconds on a bronc, and

28:58about 7.9 seconds to rope a calf.

29:01Give or take.

29:02Looks like you've got your thinking pretty well figured out.

29:05Yes, I do.

29:11Is that going to go up?

29:17I need that to go up.

29:17Oh, hey, competitor parking only, please.

29:20General parking, back that way.

29:22Here you go.

29:23Great, thanks.

29:24Scott, I was afraid you didn't get my message.

29:28Message?

29:28Yeah, you know I need a vet on standby.

29:30I wish I could pay you, but I'm barely breaking even as it is, so.

29:34I'm not on standby, actually.

29:36I'm a late entry.

29:37Oh, another entry.

29:39And a late entry.

29:40I'm going to have to charge you a late entry fee.

29:43Glad to be of help.

29:44Great.

29:44So, Scott Cardinal, and what is your horse's name?

29:50Eat My Dust.

29:51I like the sound of that.

29:54C-note on Eat My Dust to win.

29:57Stumpy, you're betting on the race?

29:59Can't ride in it anymore.

30:01Not since, uh, last time.

30:04At least I can make some money.

30:11100 bucks on Eat My Dust to win.

30:14Ladies and gentlemen, the window is now open.

30:18Place your bets.

30:21Stumpy?

30:22You are a genius.

30:26Remember to hold back until the home stretch.

30:28I already told you.

30:29I like to get the early lead and keep it.

30:32I've got all the stats, Jack.

30:34Look, he's a come-from-behind horse.

30:36It's not my style to come from behind.

30:39Well, if you want to win this race, you've got to change your style.

30:42Is that right?

30:44Are you sure you're up for this, Dad?

30:50Yes.

30:52The horse is up for it.

30:54And I still think it's insane.

30:56You know, your pre-race pep talk could use a little work.

30:59I'm just being honest.

31:01Well, don't be honest.

31:02Just say, Dad, you're going to win.

31:05And then tell me how to do it.

31:07Okay, Dad, you're going to win.

31:10Just go fast.

31:11And if you see Grandpa coming up behind you, go faster.

31:14All right, a five-run, you're so money.

31:20You got it.

31:21Good luck.

31:21Short horse to win.

31:22I'm liking the odds on Jack Bartlett.

31:24And don't forget about the returning champion, Tim Fleming.

31:28Amy, I'm short a spotter.

31:30I need you to take this, get up to the halfway mark as soon as the race starts.

31:33No, no, she can't be a spotter.

31:36She's been helping the competition.

31:39All right, Ty, you go.

31:41Oh, give me a break.

31:41You can't tell me that Ty hasn't been working with the old man.

31:44Okay, they both go.

31:47Okay.

31:48Okay.

31:49I can pretty much guarantee they won't be blind drunk.

31:52Okay.

31:54Thanks.

31:56Lou, you're going to wish me luck?

31:59I would, Dad, but I have to maintain absolute impartiality.

32:02Hey, it makes you feel any better.

32:04Your odds are really good.

32:11As we all know, the Hudson Charity Derby isn't just about winning or losing.

32:17It's about community.

32:20Before I introduce our official starter, Mrs. Sally Bell,

32:23I would like to remind you all that the betting window is now closed.

32:32On your mark, get set, go!

32:38Come on, Jack!

32:45Come on, Grandpa!

32:48Come on, Jack!

32:49Come on, Jack!

32:51Time for break!

32:53Come on, Jack, I'm going to give you a leg up.

32:55Forget it.

32:56Just hold him still.

32:57Hold the stubborn shackle.

32:58You're not being stubborn as all part of your stupid come-from-behind strategy.

33:04Come on, Grandpa!

33:06Go, Jack, come on!

33:07Come on, Jack!

33:08Come on!

33:09Come on, Jack!

33:12And at mile one, it's Dusty Burdick in the lead.

33:36Followed closely behind by Jim.

33:39Sam?

33:40No, Tim!

33:41Tim!

33:42Tim Fleming!

33:43Woo-hoo!

33:44No, Dad!

33:50Excuse me.

33:52Oh, Miss Newton?

33:54I understand you're taking bets.

33:56Oh, I'm sorry.

33:57The betting window is now closed.

33:59The race has already started.

34:00You understand paramutual betting at amateur sports events

34:04is in contravention of Hudson County bylaws?

34:08Paramutual?

34:09I had no idea.

34:10Ignorance is no excuse for breaking the law.

34:13But you'll be hearing from my office.

34:15You'll be hearing from my office.

34:17I'm sorry.

34:18I'm sorry.

34:19I'm sorry.

34:20I'm sorry.

34:21I'm sorry.

34:22I'm sorry.

34:23I'm sorry.

34:24I'm sorry.

34:25I'm sorry.

34:26I'm sorry.

34:27I'm sorry.

34:28I'm sorry.

34:29I'm sorry.

34:30I'm sorry.

34:31I'm sorry.

34:32I'm sorry.

34:33I'm sorry.

34:34I'm sorry.

34:35I'm sorry.

34:36I'm sorry.

34:37I'm sorry.

34:38I'm sorry.

34:39I'm sorry.

34:40I'm sorry.

34:41I'm sorry.

34:42There's Tim, second place, and John is right behind him.

34:48He's back on the fourth place.

34:50All right, I've just got an update from the course, folks.

34:52They are closing in on the halfway mark, and...

34:55Oh, no.

34:57Tim Fleming has fallen behind.

35:01Amy, come in, Amy.

35:04Come in.

35:08Amy, are you there?

35:12Uh, yes, they are approaching the halfway mark, and they're going really fast.

35:19Damn it, Amy, where are you? What's going on?

35:22Lou, I can't hear you.

35:24Lou!

35:26You know, even when you can't hear her or know what she's saying, you sort of know what she's saying.

35:30Yeah, out of all of you, she's got it the worst.

35:33What's that supposed to mean?

35:34Well, you know, that crazy competitive thing that runs in your family.

35:39No, I am way more competitive than Lou.

35:41Well, why don't you prove it?

35:43All right, you asked for it.

35:45Bring it on.

35:49I'm close!

35:50Amy, where are you? What are you two doing?

35:53No, no, no, no, no!

35:58Gotcha!

35:59Yeah, come from behind!

36:13Yeah, come from behind!

36:17Whoa!

36:18Who's that?

36:22Woo-hoo!

36:22Go, Dad!

36:23Go, Dad!

36:25Yeah, come from behind!

36:28Woo!

36:29Woo!

36:30Yes!

36:30Yeah!

36:32Yeah!

36:33Yeah!

36:34Hey!

36:36Ugh!

36:36What are you taking a shortcut, Tim?

36:43You never learn, do you?

36:46You all right?

36:51Yeah.

36:53Give me a leg up, will you, Jack?

36:57You just had your shoulder ball to bits.

36:59I don't know why you're putting yourself through this.

37:01You know damn well why.

37:04And this time I'm not going to feel guilty about beating you.

37:10You son of a...

37:15And at the three-quarter pole, it's still Dusty Burdick, followed by...

37:19Scott Cardinal.

37:20Scott Cardinal?

37:22What happened to my dad?

37:23And where the hell is my grandpa?

37:25I don't know.

37:30But we don't care who wins or loses, do we folks?

37:33Because it's all just fun and games for a good cause.

37:45See you, Scott.

37:46Everything okay?

37:47Yeah, I'm okay.

37:49Dammit.

37:50Yeah!

37:51Yeah!

37:52Yeah!

37:53Another rider down.

37:54It's anyone's race.

38:06Yeah!

38:07Yeah!

38:08Yeah!

38:09Come on!

38:10Yeah!

38:11Yeah!

38:12Yeah!

38:13Yeah!

38:14Yeah!

38:15Yeah!

38:16Yeah!

38:17Clear the course, they're coming in for the home stretch.

38:29And here they come in first place, it's...

38:32I don't believe it, it's Scott!

38:35Scott Cardinal in first place, and in second place it's Tim Fleming.

38:40No, it's Jack Burr. No, it's a dead heap!

38:42It's a tie! A tie for second place!

38:48Oh man, maybe your dad and Jack will give it a rest now.

38:51Yeah, right.

38:54And now it gives me great pleasure to present the winner of this year's Hudson Derby

38:59with an all-inclusive deluxe weekend package at the Heartland Equestrian Collection.

39:07And I would also like to apologize to those of you who mistakenly thought

39:11I was running a pari-mutual betting operation

39:13and assure you that your non-taxable charitable donations

39:16will go straight to Mrs. Bell's defense fund.

39:20Hey, it's for two.

39:21Now all I have to do is find someone to spend a weekend with me at the dude ranch.

39:28Who wants to start the bidding on a weekend with our big winner?

39:31Do you want your $200?

39:33Do you want your $400?

39:35Do you want your $400?

39:37Going once, going twice gold to the woman in the white hat.

39:40Now how about his hat, folks?

39:42Let's get some bids on Scott Cardinal's hat.

39:44That's great, Scott.

39:46Let me be the first to congratulate you.

39:48Great job, pal.

39:49And now you won it fair and square.

39:50Thanks, guys.

39:51No harm with being number two.

39:52I know why Lou called it the tie, but you and I both know the only thing you saw crossing that finish line was my horse's ass.

40:02You know, I think you're right.

40:05If I looked behind me, I would have seen you.

40:08Biggest horse's ass in Hudson County.

40:13Really?

40:14Second in Bronx, first in tie-down roping.

40:21I got enough points to get my pro card.

40:23Great.

40:24When are you heading south?

40:25I can't go.

40:26I mean, I have to find a sponsor.

40:29Well, that's exactly why I wanted to meet with you.

40:38Don't show this to my daughter, alright?

40:40She'll take it the wrong way.

40:44What is this?

40:47Let's just say now you've got all the sponsorship you're gonna need.

40:56And so, I just, I wish we made a profit, but with all the expenses and the fines, I don't even think we're gonna break even.

41:05Would you like me to lend you some money, Lou?

41:07Mrs. Bell, you don't understand. I was trying to raise money for you.

41:11Well, don't worry about me. My lawyer tells me we already have that Ms. Newton on the run.

41:18Your lawyer?

41:20I found my glasses, dear. He was the first person I called after I read that letter.

41:25You have a lawyer?

41:26And he thinks Sugarfoot is the cutest little client he's ever had. So he's working for free.

41:33Free?

41:35Mrs. Bell, can you have his card? Can I get his number? You see, I got this official letter from Hudson County.

41:41Well, I'm glad to see you were able to set aside your petty concerns and accept the head.

41:56I'm glad you were able to drop your price to something reasonable.

41:59Yeah, well, I did it for the girls.

42:03So, Jack, what do you say? Maybe it's time we bury the hatchet.

42:09First, I'll have to dig it out of my back.

42:12Come on. How long we've been at this? Huh? Claire's home? Williams Lake?

42:17What are you talking about?

42:18You know damn well what I'm talking about. I was coming up, winning all the money, and you were sliding in the standings.

42:23The hell I was.

42:24Oh, admit it. I was the next big thing. It was my turn.

42:27You didn't even shake my hand.

42:30I barely knew who you were. Didn't care.

42:33Until my daughter dragged you home like something stuck to the bottom of her boot.

42:36Oh, so you're saying you didn't mind me beating you all those times?

42:40When you and Marion...

42:47I noticed.

42:50Every time you made the window, every time you took home a buckle, I was proud of you.

42:57What do you expect? You married my daughter. You were like a son to me.

43:04Like a son.

43:06That's right.

43:08Until you broke her heart.

43:10And it all went south.

43:12Yeah.

43:26I wish it could have been different, Jack.

43:28Me too.

43:29Okay, I'm gonna tell you something, Jack.

43:43I'm gonna be very honest here.

43:44When I realized that Scott was gonna win the race, I slowed down so you could catch up.

43:51The hell you did!

43:52I could kick your ass.

43:53Yeah, you into looking black.

43:54I'm gonna settle my accounts with you.

43:55Whoa!

43:56So, this time it's for real?

43:57Yeah.

43:58We need to get this out of the way once and for all.

44:00Okay.

44:01But I want this to be fair.

44:02Do you want a head start?

44:03I don't need one.

44:04Good.

44:05Hey, what happened to fair?

44:06What happened to fair?

44:07Hey, what happened to Fair?

44:20I don't need one.

44:21Good.

44:23Hey, what happened to fair?

44:50I'm going to settle my accounts with you.

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