Heartland (CA) Season 2 Episode 5

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00:00Previously on Heartland.

00:02You know, the old ranch hands never had it this good.

00:05You will never ask me to take a group of city slickers on a trail ride.

00:09He's totally drool-worthy, but you're not his type.

00:13But I definitely am.

00:15You got no idea what Amy can do.

00:17I fully intend to find out.

00:19Count on it.

00:22There's only one thing that I ever wanted to say to you.

00:24I wasn't sure you still wanted to hear it.

00:27Ty.

00:30Maybe we should take a break.

00:32Maybe we should get married.

00:54Oh, my God.

00:55Uh, uh, hey.

01:01Sorry.

01:02I know I'm trespassing.

01:04Um, but I didn't think anybody would be around.

01:08It's, uh, it's so early.

01:12Hey, why don't you be a gentleman and turn your back on me and ride away?

01:18No problem.

01:20You might want to check for bloodsuckers, though.

01:22Oh, plenty of them in the pond.

01:24Huh?

01:36But I have guests arriving.

01:38This morning.

01:39Yeah, you're one of the reasons they're coming.

01:42Of course it's a big opportunity.

01:44I underst...

01:44Okay.

01:48I understand.

01:50Bye.

01:53Nadine Lipchuk just canceled on us for Oprah.

01:56Can you believe that?

01:57It's a disaster.

01:59It'll all be fine.

02:00No, it won't, Grandpa.

02:02I've only ever read about trust and self-esteem exercises.

02:05I've never actually done them.

02:07There's a reason I hired Nadine Lipchuk, the famous equine facilitator with the bestseller.

02:11Personally, I think her book's a bunch of crap.

02:13How can you say that?

02:14She is the preeminent voice in EGE.

02:17What?

02:18Equine guided education.

02:19Well, how can anyone claim that leading a horse around a pen makes you one with your authentic self?

02:28Exactly.

02:29Crap.

02:30So, when are these guests of yours arriving?

02:39This is such a cool little country store.

02:42Can you imagine Lou shoveling poo?

02:44In her spike heels and Prada suit.

02:46I'd pay money to see that.

02:47Oh, we did.

02:48We are.

02:49I can't believe just as she's fast-tracking up the corporate ladder, that's when she disappears to run a dude ranch in the middle of nowhere.

02:55Whatever Lou does, you can be sure it's to the max.

02:58We room together doing our MBAs, and she is total type A.

03:03I will not fail with this, Amy.

03:07You're right.

03:08Who needs Nadine Lipchuk?

03:10You can do these exercises.

03:11I know you can.

03:12You'll be great at it.

03:13Okay, why did you convince your New York work buddies to come anyway?

03:16Because they paid full price even when I offered them a discount, and they know anybody who is anybody in New York.

03:22They'll spread word about this place faster than any website.

03:25Plus, they eat up stuff like Nadine's book.

03:28They love anything to do with self-help.

03:30A horse is a mirror of your inner strengths and weaknesses.

03:33Discover what attractor energies you may possess.

03:36I'll get them in a saddle, but I'm not going into all this inner productivity garbage.

03:40Leave the garbage to me.

03:42Did you travel all the horses to the paddock?

03:45They have all been delivered.

03:46Must have been a good ride.

03:48The morning was really nice.

03:49Yeah, it was.

03:51It was a good view.

03:53Really good view.

03:54Oh, my God.

04:17Hey there.

04:18How are your ladies doing today?

04:22Howdy.

04:26Guests have arrived.

04:31What have I done?

04:32And at the break of day, you sank into a dream, a dreamer, a dreamer, a dreamer, a dreamer, a dreamer, a dreamer, a dreamer, a dreamer, a dreamer.

05:02A dreamer, a dreamer, a dreamer, a dreamer.

05:11Hey!

05:12You made it!

05:13Lou!

05:14You made it!

05:14Lou!

05:15Welcome!

05:15Oh, you look amazing.

05:16Oh, you!

05:17Oh, you!

05:18Oh, you!

05:19Oh, you!

05:20Oh, you!

05:21Have you lost weight?

05:22Oh, you look amazing.

05:23Oh, you look amazing.

05:24Oh, you!

05:25Have you lost weight?

05:26You look amazing.

05:27I brought gifts.

05:28New York in a bag.

05:29You didn't.

05:30The bagels from Zaybars?

05:31Espresso?

05:32The Village Voice?

05:33Oh, I'm so sorry.

05:34Lou, this is Mackenzie Hutton.

05:36She joined Strickland and Cook right after you left.

05:38I've heard so much about you.

05:39It's nice to meet you, too.

05:40Listen, ladies.

05:41I have some bad news.

05:42Nadine Lipchuk, she bailed on us for Oprah.

05:44No worries.

05:45We came to see you.

05:46Oh, wait.

05:47Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

05:49Um, sorry, but this is really dirty.

05:51Could we put my stuff in the front seat?

05:52Hell, not if someone's going to dry it.

05:54Tell you what, though.

05:55You'll pull it out in the back if you want.

05:57Um, no, no, no thanks.

05:59Hey, everybody.

06:02We're gonna go for it.

06:03You're gonna give it to her, girl.

06:04And I think she's in the front seat.

06:05Oh, I go for your bed.

06:06She's fine.

06:07Got to get my place.

06:08You go for it.

06:09We're going to go for it.

06:10Tell you what, Michelle?

06:12And I can see what she's going to own.

06:14Oh, I don't know if it's okay.

06:15If it's okay, I'm gonna take a minute.

06:16Well, I'm gonna go for it so hard.

06:18No, you're gonna go for it.

06:19And who's okay?

06:20Good phone number.

06:21Good to see you.

06:24Good to see you.

06:27Who's the Marlboro man hottie?

06:30Uh, that's my dad.

06:32And, uh, who's he?

06:35Oh, it's my grandpa.

06:37Hmm, there's something to be said about your gene pool.

06:45Ladies, we're ready to head out if you guys are.

06:49Absolutely.

06:51The men here.

06:52No wonder you never came back to New York.

07:05Oh, my God.

07:07It's so beautiful here.

07:10It's gorgeous.

07:11So early Ralph Lauren.

07:13You know, I'm so proud of you.

07:15Who would have thought you'd turn out to be such an entrepreneur?

07:18Lou, I need to use a washer.

07:20It's just right over there.

07:22Oh, fun.

07:33You promised me you'd give me another jumping lesson.

07:35Copper's already all settled up.

07:37I can't, Mallory.

07:38I promised Lou I'd help her with something.

07:40You know, I could blackmail you into keeping your promise.

07:42Excuse me?

07:43I heard a rumor.

07:44What kind of a rumor?

07:45That someone kissed someone at the cattle drive.

07:48Jake saw you and Ty.

07:50Just for the record, are you guys together?

07:52Just for the record, we're not.

07:54Why?

07:55Cuz.

07:56Because he hasn't mentioned the kiss yet and you wish he would've.

08:00I've got to figure out what to do with these women.

08:03Then I'll just take Copper and practice with him all by myself.

08:06Okay, sure.

08:07Just lunge him over the round poles like I showed you.

08:09He doesn't get the poles.

08:10He just trips over them.

08:11Well, he'll get it eventually.

08:13Can I take Spartan?

08:15No.

08:16Look, I'll give you a lesson tomorrow after the divas leave for their trail ride.

08:19Fine.

08:21Hey.

08:22Hey.

08:23Is Caleb around?

08:24Uh, he actually just took some gas soup to the cabins.

08:40Oh, right.

08:41Hillbilly Haven.

08:42He should be back any minute.

08:44I'll just wait here.

08:46Okay.

08:47Whatever.

08:48What?

08:49Hey guys.

08:50We're ready.

08:51There are days when I love my job.

09:01Yeah.

09:06There are days.

09:11Put your eyes back in your heads.

09:16Copper, the pole is right in front of your face.

09:29The trick is to step over it.

09:37Girls, we are ready to ride.

09:39Bring on the horses.

09:42Do we get to share a horse?

09:45Uh-huh.

09:46No, we each get our own.

09:47Okay.

09:48Well, shouldn't be too hard.

09:49Yee-haw!

09:50We'll have a good time.

09:51Yeah.

09:52Just down here to the horses, guys.

09:57Have a good day.

09:58I will.

10:08This is going to be the most amazing three days of your lives.

10:13You are going to change and grow in ways that, well, in ways that you never imagined.

10:19Working with horses is going to teach you about yourselves and each other.

10:24And give you tools, invaluable tools, to help you with your careers.

10:29Corporately.

10:30Corporately.

10:31So, let's get started.

10:34What a load of crap.

10:39No way.

10:42Forget it, Lou.

10:43We didn't pay you to shovel poop.

10:44It is not about shoveling poop, okay?

10:46It's about team skills.

10:47You need to work together to get the clean-up done.

10:50As quickly as possible.

10:52I'm timing you.

10:55Go.

10:56You shovel.

10:59You work the wheelbarrow.

11:02I'll dump it.

11:03Never again.

11:05Baby, I've been burned, burned.

11:07Boo!

11:08I got all my jimmy shoes.

11:09Never again.

11:10Hurry up.

11:11It's a test.

11:14Good.

11:15Good.

11:16Just shovel.

11:17Never again.

11:19Choosing your horse calls upon long-buried instincts you never knew you had.

11:23Instincts that will allow you to match your inner self with your equine soulmate.

11:30Can we use pick a damn horse?

11:33That one's mine.

11:34He's gorgeous.

11:36I think he's mine.

11:39I want that one.

11:40It looks nice and calm and safe.

11:44Oh, they're friends.

11:45Oh, that's so cute.

11:48Yeah, well, Betty's as blind as a bat.

11:50That's why she's sticking so close to Slick.

11:52Oh, really?

11:53You're pretty funny.

11:55Okay, come on, Slick.

11:56Come here.

11:58Stay still.

11:59What's wrong with him?

12:01Go easy.

12:03You're the boss.

12:05Don't laugh, okay?

12:06This is hard.

12:10Well done.

12:18All right, Lauren.

12:22Come here, Betty.

12:23Come on.

12:25He's not going to come to you like your Lhasa Apso.

12:27Who the hell is the Lhasa Apso?

12:29No.

12:31Never again.

12:33This time I'm getting it right.

12:35I did it.

12:37Good job.

12:42Good boy.

12:43clerk.

12:44Move that back when, never again.

12:46Never, never again.

12:48Oh, we blew it way back when, never again.

12:52Never, never again.

12:53Oh, we blew it way back when, never again.

12:56Does Mackenzie know that Betty's blind?

13:04Caleb told her.

13:05And she's fine with that?

13:06Yeah.

13:07Oh.

13:07She seems like such a perfectionist.

13:11Maybe she's already becoming more...

13:13Authentic?

13:15This is great, Lou.

13:16You sure you've never ridden before?

13:18Yeah.

13:20They're all really getting into it, don't you think?

13:23Yeah.

13:26Mackenzie.

13:27Uh-huh.

13:27Breathe.

13:30Hello?

13:31This is a corporate retreat.

13:32There should be...

13:32Well, you're coming in and out.

13:33Hey, John.

13:34No, that's two points away from where we need to be.

13:37Hello?

13:38Oh, that'll be finalized by tomorrow.

13:41You're coming in and out.

13:42Hey, John, it's me.

13:44I've left you a million messages.

13:46Hello?

13:47Can you hear me now?

13:50Hello?

13:51You're an assistant, honey.

13:52Remember Marlene from Accounts?

13:58She's dating Mr. Strickland.

14:00No way.

14:01He's married.

14:03Not anymore.

14:04And guess who got fired?

14:05Who?

14:06Reg Malinsky.

14:08Oh, but he could do no wrong.

14:10That's crazy.

14:11Insider trading.

14:12Huge scandal.

14:13Roz Higley got his job.

14:14Oh, and the private washroom?

14:16And the counter office.

14:16Yeah, well, Roz isn't the only one on her way up.

14:19Lauren just got a promotion.

14:22Really?

14:23You didn't tell me.

14:25Well, I...

14:25I just...

14:26You didn't know.

14:28Yeah, she got your old job.

14:31So, Lauren!

14:33Cheers.

14:35Cheers.

14:36I never expected to be pulling in a six-figure income before I was 30.

14:40That is great.

14:42Congratulations.

14:46I'm going to get some coffee.

14:53Mackenzie, you sure you don't want some wine?

14:56Oh, no, thank you.

14:57Unless you're organic?

14:58Not that I know of.

15:01You didn't eat much.

15:02You can't be on a diet in this house.

15:03I'm not on a diet.

15:05I'm allergic.

15:06Allergic to what?

15:07Everything.

15:08Dairy, white sugar, seafood, gluten.

15:10Everything I eat has to be organic.

15:12That must be tough.

15:13Oh, you can't imagine.

15:15It's not so bad.

15:16I just eat a lot of vitamins.

15:17I couldn't swallow all those.

15:19I'd gag.

15:20Well, you gals have to eat something.

15:22You need your strength for the trail ride.

15:24Uh, coffee.

15:25Anyone?

15:25No, not for me.

15:26No caffeine.

15:27Wait.

15:28I have my own herbal teas.

15:31I'll just go pour some water.

15:34It aids her digestion.

15:35Not that she has anything to digest.

15:38Coffee here, please.

15:39Yes, definitely.

15:41There you go.

15:43Thanks, Lou.

15:43No problem.

15:57Well, I think as first days go, that went pretty well for you.

16:00There's something wrong.

16:09What the hell am I doing, Grandpa?

16:12I should be in New York.

16:18What if I've made the worst mistake in my entire life?

16:20So it's going to be great to watch them ride off tomorrow.

16:29Yeah.

16:32I guess we'll have this whole place to ourselves.

16:35Yeah, I guess.

16:38Hey, maybe I could, uh, maybe I could make us some dinner.

16:44Yeah.

16:45Yeah, that'd be cool.

16:45Hey, Ty, can I ask you something?

16:49Sure.

16:50You know, on the cattle drive, did you mean it?

16:55The kiss.

16:57Of course I meant that I kissed you, didn't I?

17:00Okay.

17:03But just for the record, you kissed me first.

17:05No, that's not...

17:06And I just kissed you back.

17:07That's not how it happened.

17:08That's exactly how it happened.

17:09Hey.

17:11How are we doing tonight?

17:12I'm, uh, not interrupting anything, am I?

17:18You going on the ride tomorrow?

17:20Uh, no.

17:22Good.

17:23All Tim needs is another novice.

17:30See you in the morning.

17:31Yeah.

17:42This looks amazing, Lou.

17:50Forget the diet.

17:51I'm having bacon.

17:52I'm having everything.

17:53Since when do you cook?

17:55You could burn water when we room together.

17:57Very funny.

17:59Enjoy.

18:01Uh, what's wrong with you?

18:03I have muscles hurting I never knew I had.

18:05I know.

18:06I got out of bed and almost fell.

18:08Hey, is the water drinkable?

18:10Yeah, it's from the well.

18:11Oh, my God.

18:12I'll boil it.

18:12Don't even get me started on GRD infection.

18:14You would know.

18:15Where's the nearest gluten-free bakery?

18:19Yeah, that's been in the family for six generations.

18:23Those cabins you girls are staying in,

18:25my granddad built those for the ranch hands.

18:28Yeah.

18:28My earliest memory is helping him.

18:31There's a rumor floating around

18:34that I was born out there on a table.

18:38I heard you were quite a rodeo champion.

18:43Oh, I might have won a few things, I guess.

18:45He was a legend.

18:47Boy, that's when you know you're old,

18:49when someone calls you a legend.

18:52Unless you get a move on,

18:53the sun doesn't wait for a working man.

18:55What, you're leaving?

18:56I thought you were coming on the overnight.

18:58Oh, you have to.

18:59Oh, no.

19:00No, I don't do trail rides.

19:01Or overnights.

19:02It's his arthritis, you know.

19:03Hey, Caleb, you better get over here.

19:15We're getting ready to go.

19:18No, you cannot bail on me.

19:20Hello?

19:21Caleb!

19:25He's sick.

19:26Grandpa, please, just this one time,

19:33Amy's not around.

19:34Remember our terms?

19:36We agreed.

19:37You would never ask me to take

19:38a bunch of city slickers on a trail ride.

19:40I know.

19:41Just this once, Grandpa.

19:43They love you.

19:44You're authentic.

19:45You're the real thing.

19:47You are this ranch.

19:48You are this countryside.

19:50Please.

19:55Grandpa.

19:55So, just you and Ty left at home.

20:04Yeah.

20:05I think he's gonna make me dinner.

20:07Ooh, maybe you'll have to talk.

20:09That's what I'm afraid of.

20:11Why?

20:11I don't know.

20:16Hey, Lou.

20:19Okay, I'll be there.

20:21All right, bye.

20:23Well, I may have to go on the trail ride.

20:26Caleb's sick.

20:27No, he isn't.

20:28I dropped off an order at Briaridge this morning,

20:30and he was pulling in just as I was leaving.

20:32I think I might make a cowgirl out of you yet.

20:42You think?

20:43Heck, even if I can, it'll be fun trying.

20:45That's what I'm looking for.

20:46A little fun.

20:49But you got the wrong saddle,

20:51and the wrong horse.

20:52Don't worry, Zoe, I got a friend with a real good pony.

20:56Yeah?

20:57Yeah, I'll give her a call.

20:59Her.

20:59Oh, look, it's Cowboy Ken and Cowgirl Barbie.

21:05Ditched us for Ashley.

21:07Gonna kill him.

21:08She's learning to barrel race?

21:10I'll kill her.

21:11What's with the barrel racing?

21:12I thought you hated rodeo.

21:13I changed my mind.

21:15Rodeo's cool, and I've been told I have a certain talent.

21:18It's bound to help me in the rodeo queen contest.

21:22You're entering?

21:23Why not?

21:24A little competition never hurt anyone, right?

21:27So, you're not doing the trail ride?

21:31You got enough guides.

21:33If I was Lou, I would so fire you.

21:36Come on, Amy.

21:42Hi, Lou.

21:44Yeah, I'll come.

21:45Okay, bye.

21:46So much for alone time with Ty.

21:48That's probably a good thing.

21:53So, are you ready to see some of the most beautiful country in the entire world?

21:56I'm about to show it to you.

21:58Oh, my God.

21:59He looks even better now that I'm not jet-like.

22:06So, I hear you're a man short.

22:08Yeah, well, Amy's going, which is good, and I'm trying to convince Grandpa into coming.

22:13Oh, that'll be a big help.

22:14Dad, this has to be successful, okay?

22:16And I need all the help I can get.

22:17Well, I need cowboys that can get on and off a horse.

22:20I'm all saddled up and ready.

22:22How about you?

22:26Why are you taking Copper?

22:32Take Spartan.

22:33Well, Spartan's not really a trail horse, Mallory.

22:36How am I supposed to practice jumping?

22:38Well, I'll help you when I get back.

22:42So, you're going?

22:44Yeah.

22:45Yeah, Lou needs me.

22:47I was kind of looking forward to that dinner.

22:50Me too.

22:51Another time?

22:52Sure.

22:54Okay.

22:57Okay.

22:58Everybody ready?

23:00Let's head on out.

23:03Come on, Jack.

23:05Get a leg over.

23:05Happy trails.

23:22Happy trails.

23:34Hey, Ty, can you help me?

23:36With what?

23:37I need to know where the poles go in the round pen.

23:39Uh, there's a plan Amy used for Spartan,

23:43but, um, well, copper's on a ride, so why don't you just relax?

23:46I gotta go downtown if you wanna come.

23:48No.

23:49Alright, suit yourself. I won't be long.

24:11He's Spartan.

24:19Yes.

24:22Some more like it.

24:24You're awesome.

24:27I love you.

24:29I love you.

24:30I love you.

24:31I love you.

24:32I love you, too.

24:34I love you.

24:39You're awesome.

24:42You're awesome.

24:54Awesome.

24:55Need to pull off, or we'll go for a trail ride.

24:58Come on.

25:11Amazing.

25:13Indescribable.

25:15Oh, there's mosquitoes.

25:17Look at them.

25:18I think it's actually working.

25:20You did it.

25:22Hey, thanks for stepping in.

25:25No problem.

25:33How much further?

25:35Just over there.

25:37Oh, is that all?

25:38Oh, come on.

25:40It's worth the trek, I promise you.

25:42I'll hold you to that cowboy.

25:44I'll hold you to that boy.

25:53Kit Bailey.

25:54She's one of the best barrel racers in Hudson.

26:01What's going on here?

26:02I'm entering a barrel racing event.

26:06What are you thinking?

26:08Anyway, I forbid it.

26:10I'm not going to use an expensive jumper for a rodeo stunt.

26:12I'm not.

26:13I'm using that cow pony.

26:15I'm going to use a bull.

26:16Then you won't be needing the pull-off.

26:21Mother?

26:23Mother!

26:27Got them warmed up for you.

26:28Let me see you go around.

26:47Whoa, whoa, whoa.

26:48Go easy.

26:53Woo!

26:54Woo!

26:57All right.

26:58Yeah.

26:58Heck, I've been competing for two years, and you're going to be a real threat.

27:08You bet I am.

27:15Look at her.

27:17Doesn't just make you sick?

27:19Perfect, Lauren.

27:20God, I ache.

27:22Yeah, it's pretty much form of torture.

27:24I'm hungry.

27:26You?

27:26Hungry?

27:28It's a different universe.

27:30How is it possible that not only do they not have gluten-free bread, they don't even know

27:35what it is?

27:36Well, it's all I can do not to gobble everything up.

27:38I mean, the food's incredible.

27:40At least you can eat it.

27:41Well, maybe if you didn't have such a size zero mentality, you might enjoy it, too.

27:47Excuse me, did you just call my allergies psychosomatic?

27:51You said it, not me.

27:53I mean, you just got to look outside yourself.

27:55That's funny, coming from you, Miss Self-Centered.

27:59Okay, I'm just saying, look around.

28:05I mean, use your eyes.

28:06Have you ever seen anything like this in your entire life?

28:10Not from Daddy's penthouse on Central Park, that's for sure.

28:13Oh, that's nice.

28:15You know what?

28:16Maybe we just need some time out.

28:18Come on, Betty.

28:19Let's go.

28:20Go.

28:21Go.

28:22Betty, let's go.

28:23How are you cowgirls doing?

28:25You know, fine.

28:26Except my horse is stuck to hers like blue, and I would really like some solitary.

28:30Oh, well, that's because Betty's blind, so she likes to stick close to slick, you know?

28:34Wow, Caleb wasn't kidding.

28:42Oh, God.

28:43That is too funny.

29:04What do you think, Spartan?

29:10Do you think you can jump it?

29:14The ground's soft, nothing too sharp.

29:21Spartan?

29:25Spartan!

29:28Spartan!

29:32Spartan!

29:34This can't be happening.

29:38Spartan!

29:41Spartan!

29:43Spartan!

29:46Thank goodness.

29:48Stay there.

29:50Stay there.

29:53That was not cruel or cruel at all.

29:56I better not tell anyone about this, promise?

29:59I'm so worried about you.

30:01What do you think you're running off like that?

30:03You're scared of me.

30:04I can't believe you.

30:15What?

30:15Oh, look at you.

30:17You're the girl who'd rather wear polyester than go camping.

30:20It's just my life now.

30:22Birthing bowls, sleeping under the stars.

30:26I love every minute of it.

30:29Lou, is there some way to turn the fire up or something?

30:32This is taking forever to boil.

30:34There's coffee already made.

30:36I don't drink coffee.

30:37Right.

30:37Can't be.

30:38I need this tea for my digestive system.

30:41Have some bran buds.

30:43That ought to do it.

30:49I found them like this.

30:51Just lying down.

30:55What's wrong with him?

30:57I don't know.

30:58Is he okay this afternoon?

30:59This afternoon.

31:02What?

31:04That's how I did a terrible thing.

31:07What?

31:08I took Spartan for a ride.

31:10And I lost him.

31:11But only for a few minutes, really.

31:12And I found him on the side of the road.

31:14What road?

31:16The back road to Big River.

31:18There were trucks out there yesterday spraying, Mallory.

31:20Didn't you see the signs?

31:21No.

31:21Was he grazing?

31:23Did he eat anything?

31:25No.

31:26Maybe just a little.

31:28He's got pesticide poisoning.

31:29I need you to call Scott.

31:30Okay?

31:31Sorry.

31:38Here it is.

31:3916-year-old Appaloosa poisoned by eating grass sprayed with pesticide.

31:41This is it.

31:42He keeps trying to lay down.

31:43Don't let him.

31:44Okay?

31:44We need to keep him walking.

31:46We need to make a mixture of charcoal and water.

31:47And we've got to get it down his throat.

31:49Did you call Scott?

31:50I had to leave a message.

31:51I had to do this just for the two of us.

31:56Is Caleb here?

32:06Oh, you're enjoying yourself?

32:08Yeah.

32:09I am.

32:11Sort of.

32:11I mean, I must have looked pretty stupid on that horse.

32:16Did you see me yesterday?

32:17I couldn't even get up on one.

32:18My wife used to be pretty philosophical about looking stupid.

32:23She had to be married to me.

32:26She always said that looking stupid was a necessary step to looking smart.

32:32How long were you married?

32:34Long time.

32:36Should have been longer.

32:36How about you?

32:38How about you?

32:38You got a boyfriend back there in New York?

32:41No.

32:42No, not me.

32:44I vowed never to get married.

32:47Now, why is that?

32:49Because I love my job.

32:51I don't see why one excludes the other.

32:53Well, my parents are very successful.

33:01And they expect the same from me, too.

33:04So I figure the only way I can do that is by just staying focused and maintaining control.

33:10It controls everything.

33:12Well, I don't know.

33:13Nothing wrong with stepping on the gas every once in a while.

33:15I sure did at your age.

33:18Well, I can't afford that.

33:22I bet you can.

33:25So you're single?

33:27A guy like you?

33:29Well, it's a little more complicated than that.

33:33What about you?

33:35Me.

33:36I've been going out with the same guy for five years.

33:40Sounds serious.

33:41Well, it is.

33:41We are.

33:42But I want to get that corner office before I ever get married.

33:46And kids are definitely on hold.

33:49Well, you don't have to worry about marriage or children.

33:52Your boyfriend's a complete commitment bobe.

33:54No, he's not.

33:55Uh-huh.

33:57John has a career, too.

33:58We both have goals.

33:59Yada, yada, yada.

34:00Let's face it.

34:01We are great at our jobs, but not so great with men.

34:04Hey.

34:05Want some marshmallows?

34:06I mean, I'm really happy with my love life.

34:08That's because your fiancé is crazier about you than you are about him,

34:11and that's fine if you're willing to settle for that.

34:14Plus, he found you a nice apartment.

34:16That's a perk.

34:17There's cake, too.

34:19You know, I'd rather marry my real estate broker

34:21than be with the egocentric moron that you've wasted your last five years with.

34:25That's time you'll never get back.

34:27I don't remember you even having a boyfriend.

34:29Okay, so what is your story, Lou?

34:36You're quite the urban legend at the office.

34:39Did you leave New York for love?

34:42Urban legend?

34:44Yeah, I mean, you're all anybody wanted to talk about when I started.

34:48Really?

34:49Yeah, come on.

34:50You know, you're like the crazy lady who threw it all away for New Age ranching.

34:55Crazy lady?

34:57Well, speaking of crazy,

34:59if I hear you say one more word about your inability to eat or function like a normal human being,

35:04I'm going to hurl.

35:06And if you think working in an office is hard,

35:09you should try my lifestyle for a day.

35:11Ranching makes investment banking look like a joke.

35:14Go, Lou.

35:16Oh, my God.

35:17You're such a pompous two-faced know-it-all.

35:19Well, if you had any idea how much I loathe working with you,

35:23how much I loathe working with both of you...

35:27You see, this is what equine training is all about.

35:46It releases all your inner truths, anxieties, and vulnerabilities.

35:50Well, bedtime.

35:51Good idea.

36:00That worked out well.

36:10Keep them moving.

36:11Mallory, here, help me with this.

36:17Board in there.

36:18Hold the funnel.

36:19Got it?

36:20Okay.

36:23Okay, guys.

36:24We've got to move faster.

36:24His kidneys are going to fail.

36:27Just head up.

36:29Keep calm.

36:31Ready?

36:36No, he won't do it.

36:39Easy, boy.

36:40Easy.

36:40You got it down.

36:44Ready?

36:44Let's try it again.

36:45Easy.

36:56You got it down.

36:58Good boy.

37:01Pesticide poison.

37:03What can I do?

37:04We've got six more to go.

37:05Here, rip this.

37:06Here.

37:10You got it?

37:13Let's go.

37:13All right.

37:14Let's head up again.

37:16All right.

37:18Ready, smart?

37:19Good boy.

37:21Good boy.

37:22Good boy.

37:23Here we go.

37:24Yeah.

37:27Maybe they're right.

37:30God, everything is so much clearer out here.

37:32Well, that's what they say.

37:37Maybe I should break up with my boyfriend.

37:40Well, you got to do what you think is right for you.

37:45I know what's right for me.

37:49And when I do, I go for it.

37:51Well, you're a beautiful girl.

38:02But, you know.

38:05Hello?

38:14Hello?

38:15Lauren.

38:16That's my dad.

38:17What were you thinking?

38:19I'm such an idiot.

38:22God.

38:23I'm a total loser.

38:26Yeah, right, Lauren.

38:27You're such a loser.

38:28I am.

38:29You all think I'm so perfect.

38:30I'm not.

38:31My life is far from perfect.

38:33Lauren, stop.

38:41I hate my job.

38:43This promotion.

38:45I'm terrified.

38:47You should have given it to Nicole.

38:48She's way more qualified.

38:49But the boss likes me.

38:51He's always hitting on me.

38:54And McKenzie doesn't miss a chance to stab me in the back.

39:00And John.

39:02He's cheating on me.

39:03No.

39:04He's cheating on me.

39:05And we're both pretending it's not happening.

39:08It's just all so horrible, Lou.

39:11Yeah.

39:12We're so lucky.

39:14You have no idea.

39:16I'm not so lucky, Lauren.

39:19I'm not having things so great, either.

39:21You remember I wrote to you about Scott.

39:25The vet?

39:26Yeah.

39:27Yeah.

39:28We broke up.

39:30Why?

39:31I thought he adored you.

39:32Yeah, I did too.

39:33So I asked him to marry me.

39:35You did what?

39:42It was stupid.

39:44And he said no.

39:46That, um, that, um, that, that we should wait.

39:52That he wasn't sure.

39:56How can he not be sure, Lauren?

39:59He's known me since we were kids.

40:01We grew up together.

40:03He knows me.

40:05He loves me.

40:08Why isn't he sure?

40:13I wrecked it.

40:16Why did I wreck it?

40:18Mom, you made the right diagnosis, that's for sure.

40:31Is he okay?

40:33He probably saved his life.

40:36I'll do a follow-up, but I'd say he's going to make a full recovery.

40:39You guys wear a team?

40:45Hey.

40:46It's okay.

40:48Thanks for your help.

40:53Yeah, I'm glad I was here.

40:55We seem to meet under the weirdest circumstances.

40:58At least I had my clothes on this time.

41:14Just take him over here.

41:15I'm so sorry, Amy.

41:33I'll make it up to you.

41:34I'll do all your chores.

41:36I'll make your bed.

41:37Mallory, stop.

41:38Look, the good news is that Spartan's fine.

41:41The bad news is, Ty's talking to that girl like she's known him forever.

41:45You shouldn't have gone on that ride.

41:46None of this would have happened.

41:47I swear.

41:48I swear.

41:50No, you don't think about clothes things.

41:51It's amazing.

41:52It's amazing.

41:53It's amazing.

41:53Hey, Lou.

42:05Come on in.

42:06Hey, guys.

42:13Listen, I need to apologize.

42:17I wasn't exactly ready.

42:20No, Lou.

42:21We should apologize.

42:23We were nightmares.

42:24You must be so glad to get rid of us.

42:26I'm so sorry about everything.

42:28Lou, the whole experience was amazing.

42:30It's so therapeutic.

42:33I'll never forget it.

42:35We're going to tell everyone we know about it.

43:00Do you wish you were in that car on your way back to the Big Apple?

43:09No.

43:11I'm happy to be exactly where I am.

43:13You were saying, baby, don't cry.

43:26Tell me there's a reason why are you really gone.

43:35You could run around the rain and clouds.

43:40You could run around the rain now.

43:43Oh, that's a good one.

43:49Those are my girls.

43:51I don't know how you did it, Lou, but you pulled it off.

43:54Yeah.

43:55I guess I did.

44:01Those girls will never forget that, Dren.

44:03Neither will you, Grandpa.

44:05Oh, uh, Nicole says to say hi.

44:10Look at you.

44:11Just dripping with ladies.

44:13What can I say?

44:15I'm authentic.

44:17I'm the real deal.

44:19I am this countryside, right, Lou?

44:23Don't wait.

44:24I think I'm also a legend.

44:27Right, girl.

44:27Sometimes I just can't get enough of what in the world you're going to do with me.

44:53But, before you do what we are going to do.

44:56But it works where I'm going to do I dare quit.

45:01Bye.

45:02Bye.

45:03Bye.

45:04Bye.

45:05Bye.

45:06Bye.

45:08Bye.

45:10Bye.

45:11Bye.

45:13Bye.

45:14Bye.

45:15Bye.

45:16Bye.

45:17Bye.

45:18Bye.

45:19Bye.

45:20Bye.

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