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Licenziato, Incastrato E Feroce
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00:00Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
00:09Just need your signature to close it.
00:12Boss?
00:14Boss?
00:15What?
00:16Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
00:19What crush?
00:20You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
00:22We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
00:25What if she's married already?
00:27Well yeah, she's incredible.
00:29Of course others would see that too.
00:31Not happening.
00:37Where are you going?
00:38To the racetrack.
00:40Boss?
00:42To the racetrack.
00:55You win!
00:56Yes!
00:59Boss!
01:00The trading system is down!
01:04What?
01:05The trading system is down!
01:07We need you!
01:08The system is still placing counter trend orders!
01:09The more the market rises the faster we're selling!
01:10All my stop bosses are firing like crazy!
01:15We're down for a moment already!
01:17The computer thinks this is normal!
01:18I can't do anything no matter what I try!
01:19If we do this for another hour we're going to be filing for chapter 11!
01:28Don't panic!
01:29The boss is here!
01:30Stop staring and get out of the chair!
01:31Go!
01:32Go!
01:33Go!
01:34Go!
01:35Go!
01:36You have a lot
01:41of stairs!
01:42Sorry...
01:43Help!
01:44You're going to throw me off the ladder!
01:45Don't panic!
01:46The boss is here!
01:48Oh
02:09Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators
02:12So the model things up is down and down is up
02:16So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should
02:28Boss even you can't solve it. Sorry food coma is hitting hard mind grabbing me a coke
02:38Who does she think she's fooling what does a woman possibly know about all this if she fixes it?
02:44I'll quit immediately. You're gonna eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips
02:51Here you go boss
02:53You
03:06Relax people. I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden
03:10Go home get some sleep
03:14And with that we're gone
03:16Thank you boss. You truly are the MVP
03:19All right, let's go folks come on let her work. Let's go
03:46I
03:48Nailed it
03:50Oh
04:08The models fixed the company account
04:10Hoss is insane
04:12Fixed the glitch saved our butts and made a killing one night time to update that resume tom or was all that big talk just hot air
04:20Mark who is our boss really?
04:22This is usual Tom Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch
04:27Our algorithm is the reason why tb security is a tight
04:30What on earth are we doing during work hours?
04:33And you are meet the chairman's son your new CEO
04:40Of course his talents have the board's complete endorsement and last time I checked
04:46These are crime trading hours, aren't they?
04:47Well, it's actually funny you mentioned that
04:49You are fired
04:53Here at tb we do not tolerate mediocrity
04:56Here at tb we do not tolerate mediocrity only the best work here
05:05You made it here on pure talent you want to talk about mediocrity let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position
05:13Did you just hit her what the hell's wrong with you?
05:16I'm not gonna waste my time talking to garbage
05:22Here is your hush money
05:25Take it and get out
05:28You know what?
05:30Here's a little extra
05:31Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise no one wants to see that
05:36Drop it just go handle as much as back
05:39The board paid insane money for her brain
05:42Jackson won't have the guts to touch her
05:44Listen up everybody
05:46The market is a savage wilderness
05:48It is a dog eat dog world
05:50It is eat or be eaten
05:52You need to be apex predators
05:55Not little fluffy performance faking rabbits
05:59Those will be eaten
06:01But the real alphas
06:03The real rainmakers among you will be rewarded accordingly
06:08Top of the leaderboard is
06:16Kaitlyn
06:18Where's my superstar?
06:19That would be me
06:21Kaitlyn
06:22Is this
06:25Kayla twist?
06:26Are you a Kayla twist fan?
06:27You know she has a concert tonight would you want to go?
06:29God yes
06:30Oh my god this is perfect
06:31It's perfect
06:32Go now before you're late
06:34And as soon as the concert's over
06:35Clean out your desk because you're fine
06:38What?
06:39Why?
06:39The Nikkei opens during concert hours
06:41You know I figured a traitor wouldn't put Kayla twist above making trades
06:46Those numbers must be fake
06:47And who's your boss?
06:48I need to meet the clown that runs this circus
06:51It's Jessica
06:52She's here
07:00You are fired
07:12Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under
07:15Who I am doesn't matter
07:16All that matters is that you are fired
07:19Are you certain about firing me?
07:20You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain
07:24You wouldn't say that exactly
07:25Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug
07:29Yeah and we even made a profit
07:31You expect me to believe that?
07:33Her name wasn't even on those reports
07:35So take your headphones and beat it
07:39Can't trash ruin my shoes
07:42And to defenders
07:43Finance takes timing and judgment
07:46And sticking up for her shows that you have neither
07:49So pack your crap and follow her out the door
07:51Leave them alone they have nothing to do with this
07:54I'll go
07:55What is office drama more important than making money now?
08:04Thank you
08:08Susan
08:15Boss
08:17She's high up in trading
08:18Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic
08:22Susan, Susan, Susan
08:25Look around finance is a men's game
08:28Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there woman in a chair and cashing paychecks
08:32All right, I did us a favor
08:33We should have squashed that bug a while ago
08:40Dad, how's it going?
08:42I forgot to mention to you there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with
08:49Woman executive? Don't tell me it's
08:55How many women executives do we have Susan?
08:59Just two women in executive roles
09:03These are the ones
09:05She's a talented board paid top dollar for
09:07A quant model she built it from scratch
09:11And keeping her is non-negotiable
09:13Our marketing dominance depends on it
09:15Jesse, Harvard PhD, star trader
09:21Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
09:23Yeah, Jesse
09:24I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
09:25No, actually, Jessica
09:27She's our golden goose
09:28Now you need to
09:29Dad, you just focus on getting better
09:31I'll make sure she stays, all right?
09:35Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office
09:37Wait a minute
09:45Pete, honey
09:48Remember our pillow talk?
09:50Trading director
09:52One-upping Jessica
09:55It's time you pay up lover boy
09:57Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials
10:02I know, but
10:04Couldn't you be a doll and
10:06Work your magic for me?
10:09We've got a new CEO
10:11Let's lay low for a while
10:13Keep your nose clean, will ya?
10:20Of course
10:20All right
10:27Pathetic
10:29Time to upgrade my meal ticket
10:34Come in
10:35Jesse
10:37Emergency
10:38New boss just asked Jessica
10:39What?
10:41Wait, he fired Jessica?
10:42God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
10:44He wants you to go see him now
10:46Am I up next on the chopping block?
11:02You needed something, Jackson?
11:03Jesse, you're right
11:05Damn, looking good
11:06Thanks
11:07Word is
11:08Our quant trading model is crushing market averages
11:12I don't say this often, but I am impressed
11:14Wait, that's Jessica's work
11:16How does he not know this?
11:17Uh
11:19Absolutely
11:20Jackson
11:22I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo
11:27You see
11:28I have pure talent
11:30Unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using
11:35connections
11:36You're referring to Jessica, right?
11:41I already fired that corporate parasite
11:44I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits
11:49Don't worry, Jackson
11:50With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time
11:53That's what I like to hear
11:54All right, get going, clock's ticking
11:55I'm on it
11:56That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir
12:01Smart and easy on the eyes
12:04Hardly remarkable
12:05That's how I hire Miss J, I won't need her anymore
12:08Miss J?
12:08Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online
12:10She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market
12:14So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up
12:16You've already got someone else in mind
12:18Always two steps ahead, Susan
12:19Susan
12:22Susan, do you see an issue here?
12:23Coffee, always
12:24Right here
12:26Unbelievable
12:30Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal
12:33Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company
12:43Boss, we have an emergency
12:59Your wife's in serious trouble
13:01Are you crazy?
13:02I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet
13:05Don't go around calling her that
13:06You told me to call her that
13:08Eight years of this secret crush, still no action
13:10Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm
13:13Wait, hold on, you found Jessica?
13:14We got her
13:15She's running trading at TB Securities
13:17Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her
13:20Fired her?
13:20She's brilliant, how could she get fired?
13:23Something's off here
13:25Let's go get her
13:26This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in
13:28Be the hero, confess your feelings
13:30You idiot
13:34You idiot
13:35This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team
13:39Seeing each other every day
13:40I'll finally get my shot with her
13:43Boss, snap out of it
13:44She's in security tradie
13:46Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division
13:49So we'll buy one
13:51This office is all mine now
14:14Broke much?
14:15Disgusting
14:16Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
14:29But Jackson fired Jessica
14:31And no one knows who she really is
14:34I can take advantage of this
14:36Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
14:52Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for 1.3 billion
14:55Just need your signature to close it
14:59Boss
15:01Boss
15:01What?
15:02Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again
15:05What crush?
15:07You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney
15:09We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck
15:12What if she's married already?
15:13Well yeah, she's incredible
15:15Of course others would see that too
15:18Not happening
15:24Where are you going?
15:24To the racetrack
15:26Boss
15:27To the racetrack
15:42You win
15:43Yes
15:48Boss
15:50The trading system is down
15:51What?
15:55What?
15:55The trading system is down
15:58We need you
16:05The system is still placing counter trend orders
16:07The more the market rises the faster we're selling
16:10All my stop losses are firing like crazy
16:13We're down already
16:15The computer thinks this is normal
16:17I can't do anything no matter what I try
16:19If we do this for another hour we're going to be filing for chapter 11
16:23Don't panic
16:24The boss is here
16:33Stop staring and get out of the chair
16:34Go
16:35Come on
16:49Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators
17:00So the model thinks up is down
17:03And down is up
17:04So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should
17:15Boss
17:15Boss
17:16Even you can't solve it
17:19Sorry
17:19Food coma is hitting hard
17:22Mind grabbing me a coke
17:26Who does she think she's fooling?
17:27What does a woman possibly know about all this?
17:30If she fixes it I'll quit immediately
17:31You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips
17:38Here you go boss
17:45Relax people I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden
17:57Go home get some sleep
18:01And with that we're gone
18:04Thank you boss you truly are the MVP
18:07All right let's go folks come on let her work let's go
18:15All right let's go
18:36Nailed it
18:41the models fixed the company account hoss is insane fix the glitch saved our butts and made
19:02a kelly in one night time to update that resume tom or was all that big talk just hot air mark
19:07who is our boss really this is usual tom jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch
19:14our algorithm is the reason why tb security is a type what on earth are we doing during work hours
19:20and you are meet the chairman's son your new ceo of course his talents have the board's complete
19:30endorsement and last time i checked these are prime trading hours aren't they well it's actually
19:35funny you mentioned that you are fire us here tb we do not tolerate mediocrity here tb we do not
19:47tolerate mediocrity only the best work here you made it here on pure talent you want to talk about
19:54mediocrity let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position you just hit her what the
20:02hell's wrong with you i'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage here is your hush money
20:12take it and get out you know what here's a little extra use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover
20:20up that bruise no one wants to see that drop it just go handle as much as back the board paid insane
20:28money for her brain jackson have the guts to touch her listen up everybody the market is a savage
20:34wilderness it is a dog eat dog world it is eat or be eaten you need to be apex predators not little
20:43fluffy performance faking rabbits those will be eaten but the real alphas the real rain makers among you
20:53will be rewarded accordingly
20:55top of the leaderboard is caitlin where's my superstar that would be me caitlin
21:09is this caitlin twist are are you a caitlin twist fan you know she has a concert tonight would you want
21:16to go god yes this is perfect it's perfect go now before you're late and as soon as the concert's over
21:22clean out your desk because you're fired why the nikai opens during concert hours you know i figured a
21:29traitor wouldn't put kayla twist above making trades those numbers must be fake and who's your boss i
21:35need to meet the clown that runs this circus it's jessica she's here
21:46you are fired
21:56move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under who i am doesn't matter
22:03all that matters is that you are fired are you certain about firing me you think you're some
22:08unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain you wouldn't say
22:12that exactly jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug yeah
22:17and we even made a profit you expect me to believe that her name wasn't even on those reports so take
22:22your headphones and beat it
22:24and trash ruin my shoes and to defenders finance takes timing and judgment and sticking up for her
22:35shows that you have neither so pack your crap and follow her out the door leave them alone they have
22:40nothing to do with this i'll go
22:42what is office drama more important than making money now
22:47thank you
22:52susan
22:56boss
23:03she's high up in trading firing her out of nowhere might be
23:07uh problematic susan susan susan look around finance is a men's game okay as far as i'm concerned
23:16she was just sitting there woman a chair and cashing paychecks all right i did us a favor we should
23:21have squashed that bug a while ago
23:22dad how's it going
23:28i forgot to mention to you there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with
23:36woman executive don't tell me it's
23:40how many women executives do we have susan
23:44just uh two women in executive roles uh these are the files
23:51she's a talented board paid top dollar for a quant model she built it from scratch
23:57and keeping her is non-negotiable our marketing dominance depends on it
24:02jesse harvard phd star trader
24:06dad are you talking about jesse
24:09if jesse
24:10i didn't fire jesse did i
24:12actually jessica
24:14she's our golden goose now you need to
24:16dad you just focus on getting better i'll make sure she stays all right
24:19susan tell jesse to come to my office
24:24wait a minute
24:27pete honey remember our pillow talk trading director
24:38one-upping jessica
24:40it's time you pay up lover boy
24:44babe it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials
24:49i know but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me
24:55we've got a new ceo let's lay low for a while
25:00keep your nose clean will ya
25:04of course
25:08pathetic time to upgrade my meal ticket
25:17come in
25:21jesse
25:23emergency
25:25new boss just asked jessica
25:26what?
25:27wait he fired jessica?
25:29god is he suicidal or just stupid?
25:31he wants you to go see him now
25:33am i up next on the chopping block?
25:35okay
25:37okay
25:38god
25:41god
25:47you needed something jackson?
25:50jesse right? damn looking good
25:53thanks
25:54word is our quant trading model is crushing market averages
25:58i don't say this often but i am impressed
26:01wait that's jessica's work how does he not know this?
26:04uh
26:05absolutely
26:06jackson uh
26:08i actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo
26:13you see i have pure talent
26:16unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections
26:23you're referring to jessica right?
26:28i already fired that corporate parasite
26:30i need your model because our fund is launching and i need it to deliver and maximize company profits
26:36don't worry jackson with jessica out of the way i'll get that updated model to you in no time
26:40that's what i like to hear
26:41all right get going clock's ticking
26:43i'm on it
26:43that jesse's everything frank promised sir smart and easy on the eyes
26:50hardly remarkable let's i hire miss j i won't need her anymore
26:54miss j?
26:55miss j is a trading prodigy i met online
26:57she's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market
27:00so that's why jesse doesn't measure up
27:03you've already got someone else in mind
27:05always two steps ahead susan
27:07susan do you see an issue here?
27:11coffee always right here
27:12unbelievable
27:14miss j
27:17you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal
27:20join tv and i'll hand you the entire company
27:22boss we have an emergency
27:46your wife's in serious trouble
27:48are you crazy?
27:49i haven't even confessed to jessica yet
27:51ah don't go around calling her that
27:53you told me to call her that
27:54eight years of this secret crush still no action
27:57look nothing bad can happen to her when i'm
28:00wait hold on you found jessica?
28:01we got her
28:02she's running trading at tv securities
28:04well she was until the new ceo stepped in and fired her
28:07fired her?
28:08she's brilliant how could she get fired?
28:11something's off here
28:11let's go get her
28:13this is the perfect opportunity for you to step in
28:15be the hero
28:16confess your feelings
28:17you idiot
28:18you idiot
28:22this is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team
28:25seeing each other every day
28:28i'll finally get my shot with her
28:30boss snap out of it
28:31she's in security trading
28:33cluny financial doesn't even have a brokerage division
28:36so we'll buy one
28:37this office is all mine now
28:53broke much
29:02disgusting
29:03jessica's jackson's drinko mrs j
29:14jackson fired jessica
29:17and no one knows who she really is
29:20i can take advantage of this
29:23jessie
29:30what do you think you're doing?
29:33hey boss
29:40we locked in the sky edge tech acquisition for 1.3 billion
29:43just need your signature to close it
29:44boss
29:47boss
29:48what?
29:49don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush jessica again
29:52what crush?
29:53you're looking at the future mrs cluny
29:56we've been hunting for her for 8 years with no luck
29:59what if she's married already?
30:00well yeah
30:01she's incredible
30:02of course others would see that too
30:04not happening
30:06where are you going?
30:11to the racetrack
30:13boss
30:14to the racetrack
30:17you win
30:30yes
30:30boss
30:36the trading system is down
30:38we need you
30:46the system is still placing counter trend orders
30:54the more the market rises the faster we're selling
30:55all my stop-offs are firing like crazy
30:57all my stop-offs are firing like crazy
30:59we're down for a moment already
31:01the computer thinks this is normal
31:04i can't do anything no matter what i try
31:06if we do this for another hour we're going to be filing for chapter 11
31:08don't panic the boss is here
31:11stop staring and get out of the chair go
31:24yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators so the model thinks up is down and down is up so naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should be
31:42boss
31:58boss
32:03even you can't solve it
32:04sorry
32:06food coma's hitting hard
32:08mind grabbing me a coke
32:10who does she think she's fooling?
32:14what does a woman possibly know about all this?
32:17if she fixes it
32:18i'll quit immediately
32:19you're going to eat those words faster than jessica's eating those chips
32:21here you go boss
32:26relax people i just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden
32:43go home get some sleep
32:47and with that we're gone
32:50thank you boss you truly are the mvp
32:53all right let's go folks
32:55come on let her work let's go
33:20nailed it
33:24the models fixed?
33:44the company account
33:45boss is insane
33:46fixed the glitch saved our butts and made a killing one night time to update that resume tom or was all that big talk just hot air?
33:53mark who is our boss really?
33:56clueless as usual tom
33:58jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch
34:01our algorithm is the reason why tb security is a titan
34:04what on earth are we doing during work hours?
34:07and you are?
34:09meet the chairman's son
34:11your new ceo
34:13of course
34:14his talents have the board's complete endorsement
34:17and last time i checked
34:19these are prime trading hours aren't they?
34:21well it's actually funny you mention that
34:23you are fire
34:24us?
34:25here at tb we do not tolerate mediocrity
34:30here at tb we do not tolerate mediocrity
34:35only the best work here
34:38you made it here on pure talent
34:40you want to talk about mediocrity?
34:42let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position
34:45you just hit her? what the hell is wrong with you?
34:50i'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage
34:52here
34:56is your hush money
34:59take it
35:00and get out
35:01you know what
35:03here's a little extra
35:05use it to buy yourself some makeup
35:07and cover up that bruise
35:08no one wants to see that
35:09drop it
35:11just go handle as much as back
35:12the board paid insane money for her brain
35:16jackson wouldn't have the guts to touch her
35:18listen up everybody
35:19the market is a savage wilderness
35:22it is a dog-eat-dog world
35:24it is eat or be eaten
35:26you need to be apex predators
35:29not little fluffy performance-faking rabbits
35:33those will be eaten
35:35but the real alphas
35:37the real rainmakers among you
35:40will be rewarded accordingly
35:42top of the leaderboard is
35:50caitlin
35:51where's my superstar?
35:54that would be me
35:55caitlin
35:56is this caitlin twist?
36:00are you a caitlin twist fan?
36:01you know she has a concert tonight
36:03would you want to go?
36:04god yes
36:04this is perfect
36:05it's perfect
36:06go now before you're late
36:08and as soon as the concert's over
36:09clean out your desk
36:11cause you're fired
36:12what?
36:13why?
36:13the Nikkei opens
36:14during concert hours
36:15you know i figured a traitor
36:17wouldn't put caitlin twist
36:18above making traits
36:19those numbers must be fake
36:21now who's your boss?
36:22i need to meet the clown
36:23that runs this circus
36:24it's jessica
36:26she's here
36:27you are fired
36:43move your damn foot
36:47and explain what rock
36:48you crawled out from under
36:49who i am doesn't matter
36:50all that matters
36:51is that you are fired
36:53are you certain about firing me?
36:54you think you're some unicorn employee
36:56that this place will crash and burn
36:57without your precious brain
36:58you wouldn't say that exactly
37:00jessica hasn't slept
37:01because she was busy
37:02saving us nine figures
37:03because of a bug
37:04yeah and we even made a profit
37:05you expect me to believe that?
37:07her name wasn't even on those reports
37:09so take your headphones
37:10and beat it
37:11can't trash ruin my shoes
37:15and to you defenders
37:17finance takes timing
37:19and judgment
37:20and sticking up for her
37:22shows that you have neither
37:23so pack your crap
37:24and follow her out the door
37:26leave them alone
37:27they have nothing to do with this
37:28i'll go
37:29what?
37:32is office drama more important
37:34than making money now?
37:38thank you
37:39susan
37:43boss
37:50she's high up in trading
37:52firing her out of nowhere
37:54might be
37:54problematic
37:56susan
37:57susan
37:58susan
37:59look around
38:00finance is a men's game
38:02okay as far as i'm concerned
38:03she was just sitting there
38:04woman in a chair
38:05and cashing paychecks
38:06alright i did us a favor
38:07we should have squashed that bug a while ago
38:09dad how's it going?
38:16i forgot to mention to you
38:18there's this one
38:19woman exec
38:20you absolutely
38:22cannot mess with
38:23woman executive?
38:26don't tell me it's
38:27how many women executives
38:31do we have susan?
38:34just uh
38:34two women in executive roles
38:36these are in class
38:38she's a talent
38:40the board paid top dollar for
38:42a quant model
38:43she
38:43built it from scratch
38:45and
38:45keeping her is non-negotiable
38:47our marketing dominance
38:49depends on it
38:49jesse
38:50harvard phd
38:52start trader
38:53dad are you talking about jesse?
38:57jesse
38:57i didn't fire jesse
38:59did i?
38:59actually jessica
39:01she's our golden goose
39:02now you need to
39:03dad
39:03you just focus on getting better
39:05i'll make sure she stays
39:06alright?
39:10jesse
39:10tell jesse to come to my office
39:11wait a minute
39:12pete honey
39:21remember our pillow talk
39:23trading director
39:25one-upping jessica
39:27it's time you pay up lover boy
39:31babe
39:32it already took a lot of effort
39:34to get you in with those
39:35fake credentials
39:36i know but
39:37couldn't you be a doll
39:39and
39:40work your magic for me?
39:43we've got a new ceo
39:44let's lay low for a while
39:47keep your nose clean
39:50will ya?
39:51of course
39:55alright
39:55pathetic
40:02time to upgrade my meal ticket
40:05come in
40:09jesse
40:10emergency
40:12new boss just asked jessica
40:14what?
40:15wait he fired jessica?
40:16god is he suicidal or just stupid?
40:19he wants you to go see him now
40:20am i up next on the chopping block?
40:24okay
40:24okay
40:26good
40:29you needed something jackson?
40:38jesse you're right
40:38damn looking good
40:40thanks
40:41word is
40:42our quant trading model is crushing market averages
40:45i don't say this often but i am impressed
40:48wait that's jessica's work
40:50how does he not know this?
40:51uh
40:52absolutely
40:54jackson
40:55i actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo
41:00you see
41:01i have pure talent
41:04unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using
41:08connections
41:10you're referring to jessica right?
41:14i already fired that corporate parasite
41:17i need your model because our fund is launching and i need it to deliver and maximize company profits
41:23don't worry jackson with jessica out of the way i'll get that updated model to you in no time
41:27that's what i like to hear
41:28all right get going clock sticking
41:30i'm on it
41:30that jesse's everything frank promised sir
41:35smart and easy on the eyes
41:37hardly remarkable
41:39let's i hire miss j
41:40i won't need her anymore
41:41miss j
41:42miss j is a trading prodigy i met online
41:44she's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market
41:47so that's why jesse doesn't measure up
41:50you've already got someone else in mind
41:52always two steps ahead susan
41:54susan do you see an issue here?
41:58coffee
41:58always
41:59right here
41:59unbelievable
42:01miss j
42:04you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal
42:07join tv and i'll hand you the entire company
42:22boss we have an emergency
42:33your wife's in serious trouble
42:35are you crazy
42:36i haven't even confessed to jessica yet
42:38ah don't go around calling her that
42:40you told me to call her that
42:42eight years of this secret crush still no action
42:44look nothing bad can happen to her when i'm
42:47wait hold on you found jessica
42:48we got her
42:49she's running trading at tv securities
42:51well she was until the new ceo stepped in and fired her
42:54fired her
42:55she's brilliant how could she get fired
42:56something's off here
42:59let's go get her
43:00this is the perfect opportunity for you to step in
43:02be the hero confess your feelings
43:04you idiot
43:05you idiot
43:09this is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team
43:12seeing each other every day
43:15i'll finally get my shot with her
43:17boss snap out of it
43:18she's in security trading
43:20cluny financial doesn't even have a brokerage division
43:23so we'll buy one
43:25this office is all mine now
43:40i don't know
43:41i don't know
43:43i don't know
43:47ugh
43:48broke much
43:49disgusting
43:51jessica's jackson's dream girl mrs jay
43:59jessica's jackson's dream girl mrs jay
44:03jackson fired jessica
44:06and no one knows who she really is
44:09i can take advantage of this
44:16jesse what do you think you're doing
44:21hey boss we locked in the sky edge tech acquisition for 1.3 billion just need your signature to close it
44:32jessica
44:34boss
44:35boss
44:36what
44:37don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush jessica again
44:40what crush
44:41you're looking at the future mrs cluny
44:43we've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck
44:46what if she's married already
44:47well yeah she's incredible of course others would see that too
44:52not happening
44:54where are you going?
44:58to the racetrack
45:00boss
45:02to the racetrack
45:04you win
45:17yes
45:23boss
45:24the trading system is down
45:29what?
45:30the trading system is down
45:32we need you
45:40the system is still placing counter trend orders
45:42the more the market rises the faster we're selling
45:45all my stop bosses are firing like crazy
45:48we're down for a certain moment already
45:50the computer thinks this is normal
45:51i can't do anything no matter what i try
45:53if we do this for another hour we're going to be filing for chapter 11
45:57don't panic
45:58the boss is here
46:02stop staring and get out of the chair
46:08go
46:09go
46:10לה
46:16go
46:18go
46:19go
46:20stay
46:21go
46:22go
46:23go
46:24go
46:25go
46:28go
46:29go
46:30go
46:31go
46:32go
46:33go
46:34So, the model thinks up is down, and down is up.
46:38So naturally, it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
46:49Boss, even you can't solve it?
46:53Sorry, food coma's hitting hard.
46:56Mind grabbing me a Coke?
47:00Who does she think she's fooling?
47:01What does a woman possibly know about all this?
47:04If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
47:06You're gonna eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
47:12Here you go, boss.
47:27Relax, people. I just gotta reset one more parameter and we're golden.
47:31Go home, get some sleep.
47:35And with that, we're gone.
47:38Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
47:41All right, let's go, folks.
47:42Come on, let her work. Let's go.
47:44Let's go.
47:44Nailed it.
48:10Nailed it.
48:10The model's fixed?
48:31The company account.
48:32Boss is insane.
48:34Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a Kelly in one night.
48:37Time to update that resume, Tom, or was all that big talk just hot air?
48:41Mark, who is our boss, really?
48:43Well, this is usual, Tom.
48:45Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
48:48Our algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
48:51What on earth are we doing during work hours?
48:54And you are...
48:57Meet the chairman's son.
48:59Your new CEO.
49:01Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
49:05And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
49:09Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
49:10You are fire.
49:12What's...
49:13Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:19Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:23Only the best work here.
49:26You made it here on pure talent.
49:28You want to talk about mediocrity?
49:30Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position...
49:32You just hit her?
49:36What the hell's wrong with you?
49:37I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
49:39Here is your hush money.
49:47Take it and get out.
49:49You know what?
49:51Here's a little extra.
49:53Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
49:55No one wants to see that.
49:57Drop it.
49:58Just go handle as much as fuck.
50:01The board paid insane money for her brain.
50:03Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
50:06Listen up, everybody.
50:06The market is a savage wilderness.
50:10It is a dog-eat-dog world.
50:11It is eat or be eaten.
50:13You need to be apex predators, not little fluffy performance-faking rabbits.
50:20Those will be eaten.
50:23But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you, will be rewarded accordingly.
50:29Oh, my God.
50:33The top of the leaderboard is...
50:37Caitlin!
50:39Where's my superstar?
50:41That would be me.
50:43Caitlin.
50:45Is this Kayla Twist?
50:47Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
50:48You know, she has a concert tonight.
50:50Would you want to go?
50:51God, yes.
50:52This is perfect.
50:52It's perfect!
50:53Go now, before you're late!
50:55And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk, cause you're fired.
50:59What?
51:00Why?
51:00The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
51:03You know, I figured a traitor wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making traits.
51:07Those numbers must be fake.
51:09And who's your boss?
51:09I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
51:12It's Jessica.
51:13She's here.
51:14She's here.
51:25You are fired.
51:33Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
51:37Who I am doesn't matter.
51:38All that matters is that you are fired.
51:40Are you certain about firing me?
51:42You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
51:45You wouldn't say that, exactly.
51:47Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
51:51Yeah, and we even made a profit.
51:53You expect me to believe that?
51:54Her name wasn't even on those reports.
51:56So take your headphones and beat it.
52:01Can't trash ruin my shoes.
52:03And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
52:08And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
52:11So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
52:13Leave them alone.
52:14They have nothing to do with this.
52:16I'll go.
52:19What?
52:20Is office drama more important than making money now?
52:22Well, thank you.
52:29Susan!
52:30Boss, she's high up in trading.
52:40Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
52:44Susan, Susan, Susan.
52:47Look around.
52:47Finance is a men's game.
52:49Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair, and cashing paychecks.
52:54All right?
52:54I did us a favor.
52:55We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
52:56Okay.
53:00Dad, how's it going?
53:03I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
53:11Woman executive?
53:13Don't tell me it's...
53:14How many women executives do we have Susan?
53:18Just, uh, two women in executive roles.
53:24Uh, these are the ones.
53:26She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
53:29A quant model.
53:30She built it from scratch.
53:32And keeping her is non-negotiable.
53:34Our marketing dominance depends on it.
53:37Jesse.
53:38Harvard PhD.
53:39Star trader.
53:42Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
53:44Jesse.
53:45I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
53:46No, actually, Jessica, she's our golden goose.
53:50Now you need to...
53:50Dad, you just focus on getting better.
53:52I'll make sure she stays, all right?
53:57Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
53:59Right away.
54:08Pete, honey, remember our pillow talk?
54:11Trading director.
54:13One-upping Jessica.
54:14It's time you pay up, lover boy.
54:19Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
54:23I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
54:30We've got a new CEO.
54:32Let's lay low for a while.
54:36Keep your nose clean, will ya?
54:38Of course.
54:49Pathetic.
54:50Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
54:55Come in.
54:57Jesse.
54:59Emergency.
55:00New boss just asked Jessica.
55:01What?
55:02Wait, he fired Jessica?
55:03God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
55:06He wants you to go see him now.
55:07Am I up next on the chopping block?
55:12Okay.
55:15Good.
55:16You needed something, Jackson?
55:25Jesse, right?
55:26Damn, looking good.
55:28Thanks.
55:28Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
55:32I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
55:35Wait, that's Jessica's work.
55:37How does he not know this?
55:40Absolutely.
55:42Jackson, I actually pull multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
55:48You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
55:57You're referring to Jessica, right?
56:02I already fired that corporate parasite.
56:05I need your model, because our fund is launching, and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
56:10Don't worry, Jackson.
56:11With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
56:14That's what I like to hear.
56:16All right, get going, clock's ticking.
56:17I'm on it.
56:20That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir.
56:23Smart and easy on the eyes.
56:25Hardly remarkable.
56:26Once I hire Miss J, I won't need her anymore.
56:29Miss J?
56:30Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
56:32She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
56:35So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up.
56:37You've already got someone else in mind.
56:40Always two steps ahead, Susan.
56:43Susan, do you see an issue here?
56:45Coffee, always, right here.
56:47Unbelievable.
56:51Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
56:54Join TV, and I'll hand you the entire company.
56:57Boss, we have an emergency.
57:21Your wife's in serious trouble.
57:22Are you crazy?
57:23I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
57:26Ah, don't go around calling her that.
57:28You told me to call her that.
57:29Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
57:32Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
57:34Wait, hold on, you found Jessica?
57:35We got her.
57:36She's running trading at TV Securities.
57:39Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
57:41Fired her?
57:42She's brilliant.
57:43How could she get fired?
57:45Something's off here.
57:46Let's go get her.
57:47This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
57:52You idiot.
57:55You idiot.
57:56This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
58:00Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
58:04Boss, snap out of it.
58:06She's in security trading.
58:08Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
58:10So, we'll buy one.
58:25This office is all mine now.
58:35Broke much?
58:37Disgusting.
58:40Jessica's Jackson's drinker, Mrs. J?
58:50Jackson fired Jessica.
58:53And no one knows who she really is.
58:56I can take advantage of this.
59:03Jessie, what do you think you're doing?
59:06You're holding.
59:26Interested of meat?
59:27Yes.
59:28Can you hear a bottle?
59:29No one knows who she really is.
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