Opening To Conspiracy Theory 1997 VHS

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Here Is The Opening Previews To The 1997(1998 Reprint) VHS of Conspiracy Theory,And Here Are The Orders: 1.FBI Warning Screen 2.Warner Bros.-75 Years Entertaining The World Logo 3.Warner Bros. 75th Anniversary-Action Trailer 4.South Park Trailer 5.1997 Warner Home Video Logo 6.Aspect Ratio Screen 7.Warner Bros. Pictures(Conspiracy Theory Variant) Logo 8.Opening Credits to The Film That's All.

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00:18Get ready for one thrill-packed homecoming.

00:20It's coming! It's coming right!

00:22Hold the action!

00:24Hold the action!

00:26Hold the excitement!

00:28Hold the excitement!

00:30Hold the adventure!

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00:40Celebrating 75 years of movie magic!

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00:54The Lethal Weapon Series!

00:56Conspiracy Theory!

00:58And Maverick!

01:00Steven Seagal!

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01:08The Glimmer Man!

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02:02In a world ravaged by violence,

02:08fraught with corruption,

02:10You're probably wondering why we're standing here

02:12with a pile of money and no pants on!

02:14and terrorized by the paranormal,

02:16four young boys united by fate,

02:22torn apart by destiny,

02:24I can shoot you, fat ass!

02:26I can shoot you too!

02:28I'll kill you!

02:30I'll kill you for me!

02:32On a quest to salvage their innocence,

02:34a quest that begins...

02:36in South Park!

02:38Whoa!

02:40and hear the sound of my own hook...

02:44Ahhhhhhhhhhh...

02:45and in Dr. Bobovski.

02:46On a clinically befrips fetalphiliac on full day.

02:48Stan March.

02:49Eww!

02:50I...

02:51Kenny McClumback

02:52and Lachlanic...

02:54and Gary P. Cartman.

02:55Cartman KKs!

02:57Comedy Central's...

02:58South Park!

02:59Now available on home video.

03:02video

03:32In July 8, 1979, all the fathers of Nobel Prize winners were rounded up by United Nations

03:41military units, alright, and actually formed a gunfight to give semen samples in little

03:47plastic jars, which are now stored below Rockefeller Center, underneath the ice skating rink.

03:53You're going to be there with a thaw.

03:56I mean, it's disgusting.

03:58You know what they put in the water, don't you?

04:00Fluoride.

04:02Yeah, fluoride.

04:03On the pretext that it strengthens your teeth.

04:06That's ridiculous.

04:08You know what this stuff does to you?

04:09It actually weakens your will.

04:12It takes away the capacity for free and creative thought.

04:16It makes you a slave to the state.

04:20You ever wonder about all these militia groups, survivalist-type kooks on the right-wing side?

04:26They say that they're defending the country from the UN troops.

04:29These guys are yelling so loud.

04:31But my theory is, and this is a conspiracy now, that they are the UN troops and that they're in place.

04:36The infrastructure is ready as it will be made possibly.

04:38When the time comes until this thing over, we'll all be told.

04:41Oddball.

04:41Yeah, oddball.

04:42That's what I said, oddball.

04:43He said, I'm just a patsy.

04:45And that means that he didn't do it, right?

04:47I guess one of them, Armand Hammer, goes to the doctor.

04:50And the doctor said, hey, Armand, you've only got three minutes to live.

04:54And he said, oh my God, that's terrible news.

04:56Isn't there anything you can do for me, Doc?

04:58Three minutes.

04:59And the doctor said, well, Armand, I can boil you an egg.

05:02I guess not.

05:05Alright.

05:06You ever see those angry times?

05:07That's like, God's milk.

05:13Hey, open it up.

05:15Open it up.

05:16What's going on in there?

05:17Open it up.

05:19Son of a bitch.

05:22Deep deep.

05:23I mean, that's kind of like, say, smoke cigarettes.

05:26Or drive cars.

05:27I mean, it's real generic.

05:28This guy looks at me and he says to me, if you live in a free country, you think that

05:32there's a democracy, of course it's not.

05:35Websites, newsletters, self-published manifestos, they're like, what books do you mean?

05:39George Bush knew what he was saying.

05:42He said, it's new world order.

05:43Remember those three little words, new world order?

05:45Well, he was in a 33rd degree basin, you know, and as an ex-director of the CIA.

05:50He was saying that was sins, conspiratologists everywhere, spinning, making their wheels.

05:55And they destroy their own people.

05:57Hey, don't go to the office, Mr. Doctor.

05:59Your heart's in the right place, okay?

06:01But, you know, somebody's got to lift the scab, the festering scab.

06:05That is the batting.

06:08If the children were identification, so they could track down an animal anywhere he's at,

06:12you'll insert it under the dog's skin, and it's kind of like an identification.

06:16I mean, it's only a small, logical step.

06:19But they start putting it in us and our children.

06:21And then, before we know it, I thought, they'll probably come with a free take.

06:25Oh, sure, yeah.

06:27Hey, is that one of those new hundreds?

06:29You know, where they changed the picture of Ben Fenton?

06:31Look at him.

06:32Yeah.

06:32He looks like the love child of Fred Burks and Rosie O'Donnell.

06:36Yeah.

06:37That's him.

06:38Yeah.

06:38Get rid of him as soon as you can.

06:39When he's looking up to the light, you see the metal slipping in?

06:41That's a tracking device.

06:43That'll be more of a, um, get rid of it.

06:45It's changing for goodness.

06:46That's out there.

06:47They don't know where every one of those hundreds is going.

06:51Black helicopter.

06:54You heard about them.

06:55Black helicopter there.

06:57They're everywhere.

06:59Yeah.

07:00They're on, they're on wind.

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