00:00You're a fat fuck. If you have a son, probably a fat son. Everyone you know is fat son. I know the deal. As a kid, you were lean, but became a fat adult. And adults don't fat shame a fat adult. Bad result. Because now the job falls on me. You're a fat asshole. Your asshole hasn't seen much action since they sent you up the flagpole as a tadpole. Or besides, your boyfriend's damn toll. But for real, fatso, look at what you eat, fat boy, fat girl.
00:28Your fats are sat, so your seat almost collapsed when you set your fat ass on that. This also goes for thin, fat people. You're not a tank, but we all know you have fat stacks in your fat bank. But it's a fat culture. Get off the oil and animal foods, won't you? Deep down, no one wants to fuck you. They might have a fat fetish, but you're a fat nasty nigg nog, so fuck you. Have some oatmeal, beans on toast, or a bean burrito.
00:56All you keto people, make the connection. Your gurus are fake as a head wig. Your diet's a dead end. Since no one teased you yet, it falls on me to do it.
01:08You fuck up everything, you huge fat ass you. Your mama's so fat, your family's so fat, but don't be mad at me that you're fat.
01:16You should commit suicide, or commit to a diet. And vegans get off the fried shit.
01:21Losers is you. The only way you might change is if I bite your brain. If I was nice, you would say fuck it. And go back to ice cream, icing, onion rings, whatever.
01:32All your problems stem from what you eat. You're addicted to that greasy mouthfeel. Try some raisin bran, veggie soup, pasta, and red sauce.
01:41You made yourself mad. Cause you're a giant sick fat body, and eat only potatoes with the skin. And just them for some span.
01:52Otherwise, you're just a fat nasty dumbass. And also probably a fuck ass.
01:58No fat bitch can be attractive. And no fat man has a cock that's fat man.
02:02This is from the heart, in fact. I, too, was once large in fat.
02:07So don't get a heart attack, fats. And don't get breast cancer, lass.
02:12To get that is bad. It's hard to get rid of that. The latter. It's unnatural.
02:17So if you want a better life, cut out butter and cheddar.
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