00:00You're a jerk! You're a jerk! You're a jerk! You're a jerk!
00:07Tell me cuz I'm curious. Have you ever heard my jams before? Is that cancer or is it just a canker sore?
00:12Cantankerists that never ever had anger before, so they're not furious. Their OS doesn't support my grand accord.
00:17What's the difference between a dessert chef and a drug dealer? Nothing. Do you do it once in a while or is it constant?
00:22I see you seek to make people pleased and smile, butt kid. Do that shit the vegan version and maybe we can talk then.
00:28Do you beat off to the sound of drums? To what extent? And do you ogle pictures of little kids? That's disturbing and disgusting.
00:34That profession then, it must be a great blessing for you. Otherwise, to your own devices, you'd be obsessing on fools all on your devices.
00:41Tell me, what exactly were you sent or put here to do? If you know it, that's where you get your real high, hot air balloon.
00:47Weed makes you less ambitious. Take it from me. It slows you down. You're already in stasis. Stationary.
00:53Be careful what you wish for. Sniff up or inject up. Cause I'm telling you, my pen is always ready with paper. Stationary.
01:00Let's not beat around the bush. Why do you exist? Is it just to get high? You must want to die. What is your aversion to life?
01:06I guess it's true. You can't teach an old dog new tricks. And you can't teach a robo how to think like a human being.
01:12Does your rowboat float or does it sink in the sewage stream? On this rocket, I've only spotted a few that have not been pulled underneath.
01:19But we'll get there if only just one. Me. Repeat after me. There will only ever be just one me. Try not copying these retarded morons just once and you'll see what I mean.
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